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  1. Hey SCO ought to fit right in... on The Power of Sewage · · Score: 1

    After all they're full of crap and they're continually spewing out more all the time!

  2. Yep on Online Porn - The Technology Testbed? · · Score: 1

    On the internet p0rn finds you.... (not to mention in Soviet Russia)

  3. Hey.. on Vint Cerf's Disruption-Tolerant Networking · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'd take that "measly" 50 PFLOP system anyday! (insert Beowulf Cluster joke here)

  4. The joke would've been on them on Fired Via Instant Message · · Score: 1

    If someone had a phone/beeper that didn't work and thus didn't get the message. Although I think that person would probably have found out it would really suck to walk into work one day and find none of your coworkers there. Surprise! Sounds like a nasty way to play a joke on someone though... just send out a text message telling them that they've been fired!

  5. No actually on NYC Crosswalk Buttons are Inoperative · · Score: 2, Funny

    The URL in the story is the placebo since no one actually RTFAs anyway...

  6. Re:Well, it's better than some other names. on Microsoft Plans WinXP "Reloaded" · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or maybe Windows XP: The Empire Strikes Back

  7. Now all we need is... on Canadian Privacy Act · · Score: 1

    A national Do Not Call Registry like the U.S. Anyone happen to know if there is something like that here in Canada? I know that the Canadian Marketing Association has a Do Not Contact Service that allows you to get off of marketing lists which I suppose is a similar idea.

  8. Re:Speaking of mistakes... on Intuitive Bug-less Software? · · Score: 1

    Hey it works for Microsoft!

  9. Re:ouchy on Dell's Gaming Monster · · Score: 1

    at that price point it had better come with a firewire vagina.

    Talk about being hot pluggable!

  10. Excellent on Intel Devises Chip Speed Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    Soon we will be able to Slashdot at the speed of light! Evil laugh>

  11. Uh oh on Lawmakers Game The System · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now let's hope that the government doesn't actually start playing these games. The last thing we need is for the bureaucrats to be playing Everquest (Evercrack) all day.

  12. With all of these name changes... on Mozilla Firebird gets .8 Release, and New Name · · Score: 1

    I think that I'm just going to have to start referring to it as the browser-formerly-known-as-Firebird. Hey it worked for Prince... wait he is called Prince this week isn't he?

  13. Wonder how'll he submit that evidence..... on California Man Sues Penis-Enlargment Firms · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is he going to do, drop his trousers for the judge?

  14. You know.... on No Harm, No Foul in Heavy Net Use · · Score: 0

    The real irony now is that all us internet addicts are going to Slashdot their web server!

  15. Look... on GameCube-Powered Webserver · · Score: 5, Funny

    (Italian accent) It's a me Linux!

  16. That's OK... on Switching from Another Industry to Engineering/CS? · · Score: 1

    No one's reading it anyways...

  17. Hey it could be worse.... on "DVD-Jon" Demands Compensation · · Score: 1

    They could compensate him with Gigli instead...

  18. Oh my god! on Spirit Sends Debug Information to Earth · · Score: 1

    It's running Windows ME! Nooooooo!

  19. Hey! on Politicians For Sale... On Amazon · · Score: 1

    Now I can be just like the RIAA and buy politicians!

  20. Or maybe you'll end up finding aliens! on Crack the Code and Win a Million Bucks · · Score: 1

    Those aliens don't come cheap though.

  21. Slashdot 1 PowerGrid 0 on Could Broadband Over Power Lines be Dangerous? · · Score: 1

    And you thought the big blackout was caused by a power plant in Ohio!

  22. That sound you hear is... on Commercials Come To The Net (After This Word) · · Score: 1

    Millions of 56Ker's screaming in agony.

  23. I chuckled at this part: on Linus on SCO, and the Desktop Being 10 Years Away · · Score: 1

    Q. Okay, here's the difficult question. What do you think about this SCO business right now? A. Right now I'm actually fairly calm, because they haven't made any huge outrageous claims in the past 12 days or so, so they've been quiet for a while It's been a whole 12 days! They must be up to something!

  24. It would be funny if all of a sudden.. on SCO Approaches Google About Linux Licenses · · Score: 5, Funny

    all of the searches for "extortion" and "blackmail" start bringing up the SCO homepage at the top of the results.

  25. re: Don't tell SCO on RIAA Takes the Fight to the Streets · · Score: 1

    I don't think that anyone would be eager to wear an SCO jacket around town. You'd probably end up being surrounded by a mob of angry geeks.