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  1. I noticed this several years ago on Hype In Science Papers On the Rise (nature.com) · · Score: 1

    I hate the use of 'novel' and 'efficient' in scientific titles. I will be the judge of that, thank you very much.

    See the link in my sig for proof.

  2. I heard she knows a thing or two about high tech.

  3. My two hours will look fabulous on Netflix To Re-Encode Entire 1 Petabyte Video Catalogue In 2016 To Save Bandwidth (variety.com) · · Score: 1

    I look forward to watching my six hours of Netflix every month. Good thing that Comcast lets me watch as many of their movies as I want on Hexfinicky.

  4. Fake elections for morons. Sounds good.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  5. Re:Crazy. Naval swarm warfare. on Largest Destroyer Built For Navy Headed To Sea For Testing (ap.org) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Admiral, are you prepared to fight a hundred duck-size destroyers or one destroyer-size duck?

  6. Re:If someone killed my wife and children... on Israel Meets With Google and YouTube To Discuss Censoring Videos (middleeastmonitor.com) · · Score: 1
  7. Who defines 'false'?

  8. Implementation is questionable on Pressure From Uber Forces London Taxis To Finally Accept Cards (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    Here in Boston, cabbies would say that the machine was broken because they wanted you to pay cash and not have to send the card company 5% or whatever. So the city raised rates to compensate for that fee. Guess what? "The machine is broken" is what you will hear most of the time if you offer a card at the end of the ride.

  9. I've got a throbbing painful wart on my toe. Goddamn Snowden! Causing me painful warts! Hang him!

  10. I know where you can get all you need on ISIS's Hunt For a Bogus Superweapon · · Score: 2

    It's at the bottom of a big pit on Oak Island. Just keep digging. It's down there.

  11. Re:Crowd Funded = Scam Artist on Another Crowd-funded Drone Project Collapses (bbc.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's like The Producers, only with computers.

    I smell a remake.

  12. Where have we heard this before? on Louis Friedman Says Humans Will Never Venture Beyond Mars (scientificamerican.com) · · Score: 1

    I recall some prominent physics professor who calculated that heavier-than-air flight was mathematically impossible only a few years before it was demonstrated on a beach somewhere.

  13. Re:Most folks do drinking... apk on NASA Study Shows Net Gains For Antarctic Ice (google.com) · · Score: 1

    I freely welcome my competitors to make the better mousetrap..."

    Kind of hard to do when the factory I have my mousetrap made at has to pay Bill a fee equal to their profit on my trap for every mousetrap they make for me.

  14. Re:And this is why war can never be automated on How Nukes Were Almost Launched From Okinawa During Cuban Missile Crisis (thebulletin.org) · · Score: 2

    As far as Japan and the end of WWII is concerned, we should have forgone the nukes, invaded and if it caused hundreds of thousands of deaths on either side, then so be it.

    Imagine two hundred thousand grieving parents finding out that the government had the bomb but didn't use it.

  15. Where's the crying MILF? on Consumer Reports Withdraws Its Tesla Model S Recommendation (consumerreports.org) · · Score: 1

    Man, if these are not first world problems, I don't know what is.

    "I can hear the electric motor in my expensive electric car."

    "The handle of the door doesn't come out to meet my hand when I walk up to my expensive electric car."

  16. Too many shoulds on Getting Over Getting Over Uber: Tim O'Reilly Does the Math · · Score: 1

    Kale should taste like bacon. That would solve the kale surplus problem. Next!

  17. More probable scenario on Mysteriously Variable Star Causes Speculation About Dyson Sphere (slate.com) · · Score: 1

    By the time a civilization's technology evolves to the point that it could build a Dyson sphere, it won't have to.

  18. Re:Very Probably Wrong on Will You Ever Be Able To Upload Your Brain? (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    If we were to snatch the screen-writers out-of-time, they'd be surprised that the world has changed so little

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/1356...

  19. four simple words on Microsoft's Mission To Reignite the PC Sector (nytimes.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Day late. Dollar short.

  20. Damon is high maintenance on Review: The Martian · · Score: 1

    Saw this image on the web last night:

    Damon as Private Ryan

    Damon in Interstellar

    Damon in The Martian

    How many more millions are we going to spend rescuing Matt Damon?

  21. Re:Caveat emptor on Sex, Drugs, and Transportation: How Politicians Tried To Keep Uber Out of Vegas · · Score: 1

    Tsk.

    You are assuming I don't. Invariably a minute into the ride the driver mentions "traffic jam" or "faster way".

    To which you hold up your phone and say "Wayz says it will only take ten minutes."

  22. Re:Just send the cosmonauts on B612 Foundation Loses Partnership With NASA; Asteroids Not a Significant Risk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia, and Rose can save the day should an asteroid ever threaten humanity again.

    I had a double-take there for a sec, as those were names of four of our chickens. I imagined a snippet of several hens flying off to save humanity.

  23. They aren't fooling me on Apollo-Era Photos Now Up at NASA's Flickr Account, In High-Res · · Score: 1

    These are obviously shopped. I can tell from the pixels - it doesn't matter that they added more of them.

  24. Re:The first two launches will take place in 2017 on Moon Express Signs Launch Contract For Possible First Private Lunar Landing · · Score: 1

    For manned missions, you need six nines (99.9999%) reliability.

    That'll be why the space shuttle broke up and killed its crew about 1.5% of the time.

    That's 99.9999% reliability for each component times a million components.

  25. Reviving my inner middle schooler on Moon Express Signs Launch Contract For Possible First Private Lunar Landing · · Score: 1

    I feel like I am watching a real life play out of Rocket Ship Galileo sometimes.