I would like to see all that! But then again, I enjoy the company of real women and have actually participated the mutually pleasurable act of consensual coitus with said women, so I think I might have a different perspective than most of those on Slashdot.
As you can now tell, (if you clicked on the link) that I am in fact the most humorous poster on Slashdot. So humorous, in fact, that the editors of this site are afraid of my power to send their core constituency (you) into convulsive, life-threatening fits of laughter.
I admit it, I'm dangerous. Even posting at -1, I have (allegedly) caused a few deaths when morbidly obese moderators laughed just a little too hard at this post.
But all great humor comes at a price. I lead a lonely, mysterious life on the edges of acceptable society. Women are inexplicably drawn to me, yet they cannot stand me for long, for the very power that causes them to reach multiple spontaneous orgasms by gazing upon me also fills them with fear and disgust.
In closing, Slashdotter, I'd like to awake you to the fact that there's a whole 'nother world going on here at this site. One that goes beyond the feasibility of Linux on the desktop, intellectual property "rights" (only a fool allows others to assign his rights, or cares what other rights others assign themselves), and even "moderation."
We're waiting for you. All you have to do is turn that thresh-hold down. Liberate your mind in two clicks or less...
Back up here. You've been TOLD upload bandwidth is more expensive due to the cable and DSL providers of the world. A T1 is the same up and down, ethernet is the same up and down, T3, OC-anything-
Start here, asshole. If you knew one iota about cable systems, reverse channels, upstream, etc then maybe you'lll realize that it's not "the man" or some big fucking conspiracy theory that makes uploading expensive.
Wow, now your parents can experience the fun of "I can't print, it says I have to be root!???" "I moved a window partly off the screen and now I can't resize it!" and "How do I type a letter?"
On the other hand, in your case, tech support is only a call to the basement away! Just hope she doesn't knock when you're whackin' it to hentai.
Ever go to a hospital? Try 16 hour shifts with no breaks.
Wrong. Anything over 12 hours is voluntary, with very few exceptions.
Ever go to the emergency room? Some of those people on there work 16, 24, even 36 hour shifts.
"Breaking in" med students and residents with killer hours in the ER is hazing, plain and simple. Many states are realizing this and beginning to prohibit this practice. Not to mention doctors are only expected to do this for a few months out of a 4-7 year period, not their entire working career.
Hilarious as Saturday Night Live. In other words, if you think it's funny, you probably prefer sucking your own cock to intercourse with other human beings.
"It's true; until they took action over people fellating baboons in the childrens area of Burger King restaurants, I just couldn't stop myself from joining in."
You don't deserve my help, but I feel sorry for you, pasty-faced couch humper. Check out 169time.com. And tell 'em Bucky sent ya, pasty-faced couch humper!
Memo to moderators:
Mod this cockcleaner down for having a Slashdot political statement in his signature. Memo to poster:
Please, take a power tool to your genitals. The removal of your penis and balls will give you 3 more minutes in a day to devote to your Slashdot political campaign. Plus, you will no longer have to explain to your mom why your wastebasket is overflowing with tissues.
What's wrong with having "illegitimate" children? I 've sired many for a welfare mom, and done the world some good! Don't knock government cheese, ya dickless libertarian hat check hump boy!
It must be 420, if you think that Windows has any consistency at all. Hell-fuck, even the sound control panel doesn't have a consistent interface: show me how to get the same volume sliders to appear twice, and I'll give you a fucking medal!
No, people use Windows because it's the lowest common denominator. Linux is cheaper, so I imagine it will soon overtake Windows as the absolute bottom of the barrel.
Good sir, something tells me you know not a fuck's width about what "all the kids" love. John Madden himself is no doubt a better barometer of hipness!
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I would like to see all that! But then again, I enjoy the company of real women and have actually participated the mutually pleasurable act of consensual coitus with said women, so I think I might have a different perspective than most of those on Slashdot.
Don't let your abject jealousy interrupt your homosexual prostitution activities! Look alive man, there's a convention this week!
My name is YourMissionForToday. Some of you might not be familiar with my unique blend of self-deprecating humor and psychedelic imagery.
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While I have your ear, I'd like to refer you to some of my earlier posts.
As you can now tell, (if you clicked on the link) that I am in fact the most humorous poster on Slashdot. So humorous, in fact, that the editors of this site are afraid of my power to send their core constituency (you) into convulsive, life-threatening fits of laughter.
I admit it, I'm dangerous. Even posting at -1, I have (allegedly) caused a few deaths when morbidly obese moderators laughed just a little too hard at this post
But all great humor comes at a price. I lead a lonely, mysterious life on the edges of acceptable society. Women are inexplicably drawn to me, yet they cannot stand me for long, for the very power that causes them to reach multiple spontaneous orgasms by gazing upon me also fills them with fear and disgust.
In closing, Slashdotter, I'd like to awake you to the fact that there's a whole 'nother world going on here at this site. One that goes beyond the feasibility of Linux on the desktop, intellectual property "rights" (only a fool allows others to assign his rights, or cares what other rights others assign themselves), and even "moderation."
We're waiting for you. All you have to do is turn that thresh-hold down. Liberate your mind in two clicks or less...
Start here, asshole. If you knew one iota about cable systems, reverse channels, upstream, etc then maybe you'lll realize that it's not "the man" or some big fucking conspiracy theory that makes uploading expensive.
On the other hand, in your case, tech support is only a call to the basement away! Just hope she doesn't knock when you're whackin' it to hentai.
I tried making something with my hands in stead, I couldn't! Maybe I'll try with just one of my hands in stead...that might do it.
Ever go to a hospital? Try 16 hour shifts with no
breaks.
Wrong. Anything over 12 hours is voluntary, with very few exceptions.
Ever go to the emergency room? Some of those people on there work 16, 24, even 36 hour shifts.
"Breaking in" med students and residents with killer hours in the ER is hazing, plain and simple. Many states are realizing this and beginning to prohibit this practice. Not to mention doctors are only expected to do this for a few months out of a 4-7 year period, not their entire working career.
Astros are good
It may mark you as "friendly" with its head. (Something completely different from marking someone as _territory_.)
Not according to animal behavior experts, but what the fuck do they know?
You gotta love slashdot; argumentative fucks desperately trying to change the subject even when pasted in the face with the facts. Represent!
Doing Final Fantasy remixes, on the other hand...that'll get ya some mad snatch.
Hilarious as Saturday Night Live. In other words, if you think it's funny, you probably prefer sucking your own cock to intercourse with other human beings.
it's owned by Gannett or Hearst, and 95% of content is wire stories from said megapublishers.
I mean, seriously. That shit's bigger than the goddamn Super Bowl!
"It's true; until they took action over people fellating baboons in the childrens area of Burger King restaurants, I just couldn't stop myself from joining in."
You don't deserve my help, but I feel sorry for you, pasty-faced couch humper. Check out 169time.com. And tell 'em Bucky sent ya, pasty-faced couch humper!
Memo to moderators:
Mod this cockcleaner down for having a Slashdot political statement in his signature.
Memo to poster:
Please, take a power tool to your genitals. The removal of your penis and balls will give you 3 more minutes in a day to devote to your Slashdot political campaign. Plus, you will no longer have to explain to your mom why your wastebasket is overflowing with tissues.
What's wrong with having "illegitimate" children? I 've sired many for a welfare mom, and done the world some good! Don't knock government cheese, ya dickless libertarian hat check hump boy!
1)Think of your point BEFORE you start writing, not while you're writing.
2)Learn English.
3)Don't be such a fucking idiotic tool!
only source for that article: President of OWC. A chap with impressive credentials, I'm certain...
It must be 420, if you think that Windows has any consistency at all. Hell-fuck, even the sound control panel doesn't have a consistent interface: show me how to get the same volume sliders to appear twice, and I'll give you a fucking medal! No, people use Windows because it's the lowest common denominator. Linux is cheaper, so I imagine it will soon overtake Windows as the absolute bottom of the barrel.
Good sir, something tells me you know not a fuck's width about what "all the kids" love. John Madden himself is no doubt a better barometer of hipness!
Yeah...DVI doesn't have to convert to analog. You must have those new digital eyes I've been hearing so much about. Assknuckle!
Are you this proud of yourself when you cry yourself to sleep every night, alone and scorned by humanity?
Unless he meant someone should be a list of things that shouldn't be released...much like how slashbots should not have been released from the womb.