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  1. Might want to think about XM again...... on Decode Your Barcode, Get Your Personal Info · · Score: 2, Informative

    He uses XM satellite for news... (subscriber info sent)

    I can see where XM might be passing out mere subscriber info left and right (XM is partly owned by the Borg, Clear Channel)

    Technologically I'm not sure how they know WHEN you tune in or what you listen to since it's a passive reception system.

  2. Avast ye Mateys... on Fermi Lab Compromised by Pirate · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'll take all your Pieces of eight!.

    If you'd like to be a pirate remember that there are only 228 days until Sept 19, the official Talk like a Pirate Day

  3. Is it early un-un-Pentium? on It's All About the Ununpentium · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cuz if it is
    Laboratory tests prove the new element can't divide or multiply.

  4. Just a tip... on Googling For Prospective Date Unmasks Fugitive · · Score: 1

    Don't register LaShawnPettusBrown.com for your blog, unless you want to evade the Cincy cops.

  5. Maybe they should have used a .. on Genetically Modified Flower Detects Landmines · · Score: 1

    chrysanthemum in there somewhere. You know like the firework explosion?

  6. New birth of a good idea? on United Linux Dead · · Score: 3, Interesting

    couldn't the other group members have kicked them out?

    The agreement as it was written was probably done before anyone had any idea that SCO was going to act in such a bizarre manner.

    Since SCO wouldn't leave, this would be about the only way to create a new United Linux without Darl McBride tainting it.

  7. The same thing happens with Washington and Detroit on Local News Anchor Feels Pain from Afar · · Score: 1

    Here is Washington we have a turd of a DJ named Jon Ballard on local cock rock station DC101 and one day when I was visiting Detroit on a business trip I heard him there too. WTF?!
    The Detroit Free Press has a story about it Not so much that he's on two stations, just that he's such bad DJ that the world gets cursed at least twice with his presence.

    Corporate Radio Sucks...Listen to this instead

  8. Regretting... on Matrix-Style Brain Interface Closer To Reality · · Score: 4, Funny

    How soon until anyone can become the ultimate expansion card? Sign me up!"

    Damned ISA interface! I was told when it was welded on that it was all I would need. That and 640K!

  9. I, here and now, define the term.... on Oscar Screener Leak Traced · · Score: 4, Funny

    "pronoun actor": an actor who is familiar but lacking a name (like Brian Dennehy). Carmen Caridi has been in a shitload of movies and I can't find a photo of him anywhere.

    In case you are wondering who Carmine Caridi is here's the IMDB link. He plays a lot of Italian type roles. Well with a name like Carmen Caridi....

    I certainly hope that this doesn't ruin his chances of reprising his role in the sequel to "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park" (Oh you know you want it)

  10. Just make sure if you do encrypt.. on Feds Want to Tap VoIP · · Score: 1

    That you use DES.

    Using an encryption scheme that doesn't allow NSA to decrypt you is unpatriotic!
    :-P

  11. Re:Wow... on NASA Releases Mars Data for Maestro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I know what you mean, Emo Phillips makes me cry too.

  12. And it found Beagle 2! on Spirit Rover Lands Successfully · · Score: 1
  13. There have been precedents..... on Likely Success of Internet-Related Business Models? · · Score: 1

    Everytime there is a earth shattering technology that represents "the future", money floods into the market, companies are born in droves and then the implosion comes.

    After that the new golden age begins with the survivors. Amazon and eBay are the cornerstones of the industry.

    It's happened previous times in the American economy with car companies being the best example. There were several in it's "bubble" period, much like there were scores of internet companies during the tech bubble.

  14. This calls for.... on Mars Rovers At Smithsonian And Exploratorium Now · · Score: 1

    Warden: There's no Air in Space
    Homer: There's an Air and Space Museum!

  15. It's worth it.. on Satellite Radio Subscriptions Rising · · Score: 5, Interesting

    XM is only 9.95 a month (after hardware investment) and so far I have heard my favorite band, XTC, more than I ever did on commercial radio. Listening to Dead Kennedys right now.

    Of course if you don't want to listen to Sat radio then head to the Future of Rock and Roll at WOXY.COM. 97X - BAM! The Future of Rock and Roll (As seen in Rainman!). They stream over the 'net and are playing such delicious artists right now like the New Pornographers, Beulah and the Twilight Singers. Find THAT on your local alterna-pop, cock-rock rotating channel owned by the Borg (read: Clear Channel).

    Sadly Clear Channel DOES have a stake in XM.

  16. It's hard to compete with.. on Microsoft at the Tipover Point · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does more, is more secure and costs less. At least that's the argument that I have been pushing at my military contract where I work and lo and behold we are now switching to Zope (OSS CMS system). The fact that Oracle recommends Linux as it's platform has resulted in us installing a fair number of Linux boxes.

    Government agencies have been feeling the pinch and they really have no choice but to consider it.

    I think I may have been the only person at my contract to be REALLY excited about the fact that we needed a lot of new functionality without having much money.

  17. Re:All political pundit books on Best and Worst Books of 2003? · · Score: 1

    the books by the right-wingers are all 100% accurate and truthful

    Don't you mean "fair and balanced"? because that's even funnier.

  18. Here's a good first step. on Recommendations For A Good Laptop Bag? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't jog with a $1000+ laptop.

    As Wile E Coyote would say "gravity makes a great servant but a terrible master"

  19. Yeah but does China REALLY need it? on China, Russia, U.S. To Build 100MBps Network · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Given that they censor every damn thing that comes in and out of the country don't expect to see a lot of sites in China, especially anything that talks about Tibet, Falun Gong or any system that doesn't agree with the "great unfailing Chinese leadership".

    What do they need with 100 Mbps? Ways to send elaborate communist propoganda?

    There is the idea that the more you bring them into the world community the more they have to play by the rules. Witness their growing pains regarding the WTO. Gotta respect intellectual property now.

    Agree with me or not you can have fun testing whether or not the Chinese are blocking your favorite sites.

  20. C'mon you KNOW you were thinking of this.... on Bollywood Embraces Kazaa Movie Downloads · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hooray for Bollywood
    That screwy, ballyhooey Bollywood!
    Where any office boy
    Or young mechanic
    can be a panic
    With just a good-looking pan
    And any barmaid
    Can be a star maid
    If she dances with or without a fan
    Hooray for Bollywood!
    Where you're terrific
    if you're even good!
    Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple
    to Aimee Semple
    is equally understood
    Come on and try your luck
    You could be Donald Duck
    Hooray for Bollywood!

    Hooray for Bollywood!
    That phony, super Coney, Bollywood
    They come from Chilicothes and Padukahs
    with their bazookas
    To see their names up in lights
    All armed with photos
    From local rotos
    With their hair in curlers
    and legs in tights
    Hooray for Bollywood!
    You may be homely in your neighborhood.
    Still, if you think that you can be an actor
    See Mister Factor
    He'd make a monkey look good!
    Within a half an hour
    You'll look like Tyrone Power
    Hooray for Bollywood!

  21. The insanity continues..... on Linus Blasts SCO's Header Claims · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is obvious that SCO (trying to keep up it's inflated stock price) is issuing ridiculous claims about once a week. Given the amount of time that we have until they have to put up or shut up during a trial we can look forward to more of Darl's comedic stylings in the form of outlandish claims.

    In case you're curious about where to get shares to short SCOX, Vanguard has them.

  22. In case you needed shares for shorting SCOX... on SCO Gets More Desperate; Sends More Letters · · Score: 1

    Try Vanguard!
    They have shares

  23. WHAT?!!!!!! NO Star Wars Kid? on Visual Effects Oscar Shortlist · · Score: 5, Funny

    That just proves that this whole thing is a sham.

  24. Here's another ancient one that DOES impact you... on Oldest Supported Software? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Air Traffic Control Software: Automated Radar Terminal System (ARTS). The Plain View displays (by Raytheon) in the early '70s had an anticipated lifetime of 1015 years; those in the centers today are now at least 10 years past this estimate.

    These displays fail regularly--according to controllers and technicians. At each en route center, which may have 30 to 60 PVDs in operation, it is not unusual to replace two to four of these units a day. When a PVD goes dark, the controller at that station rushes to another screen and urges the controller there to alter his or her display to include aircraft previously tracked on the failed display.

    PVDs slipping out of adjustment also cause the size and clarity of the alphanumeric type they display to vary--fuzzy type makes controllers confuse 3s and 8s, which can lead to errors, an Indianapolis controller told IEEE Spectrum. And the units themselves are unstable. Their aging ceramic connectors are brittle and falling apart. Insulation on the wires is brittle, too. The vibration caused in moving a display, as is necessary when a replacement must be brought in, often disables it when fragile connections are broken.

    Meanwhile, the Host and ARTS computers that drive the displays are problematically obsolete as well. The Host computer computes radar tracks, maintains a database of flight plans, and issues safety warnings--such as a conflict alert, when two craft are in danger of violating separation standards, and a minimum safe altitude warning, when an aircraft is at risk of hitting terrain. It contains half a million lines of Jovial code and assembly language that was first installed in 1972 and ported from IBM 9020 onto IBM 3083 computers, starting in 1985.

    But Host has at most only 16MB of RAM, a serious limitation. And it badly needs replacing. (The ARTS computers in the Tracons are also severely limited in memory, but those are scheduled for replacement.) "The Host software is our biggest problem," a controller from Chicago told Spectrum. "There are so many patches, no one knows how it works. We can't change anything; no one dares touch it, because if we break it, we're gone."

    In the mid-'80s, a multibillion dollar effort was started to update both the en route centers and the Tracons by replacing their displays and computers with networked workstations. (Airport towers use feeds from Tracon computers for radar tracking of airborne craft; they use separate surface-monitoring equipment for aircraft on the pavement.) That 10-year effort failed and has, for the most part, been abandoned. Called the Advanced Automation System, the program was sunk by unrealistic specifications and human factors difficulties, among other problems. New efforts to help controllers and pilots are under way, but have yet to make an impact on the present system. Here's the rest of the story from MIT

    If you look in the latest Linux Journal though you'll see that Linux has made inroads in this area.

  25. Even Donald Rumsfeld..... on Giant International Fusion Reactor Draws Nearer · · Score: 5, Funny

    is eating at French restaurants in DC these days.

    Time to move on.