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Why Virus Writers are Useful

man_of_mr_e writes "Security site Zone-h.org has an interview with Professor Samuel D. Forrester, one of the worlds leading immunologists. In this interview he asserts that immunity is built by infection, and without it you would have a much weaker ecosystem. "

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  1. So if I understand well... by Kinniken · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...this guy is implying that people learn from virus attacks?
    lol!

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    1. Re:So if I understand well... by Organized+Konfusion · · Score: 0

      That might be funny, but people do learn from virus attacks, the number of people caught out by lovebug was huge compared to the number of idiots who were caught by SoBig, personally I knew around 10-15 victims of lovebug but none of SoBig. Viruses do actually teach people something, they are a lot more effective than me telling them not to open executable attachments!

    2. Re:So if I understand well... by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      yes, he is. i don't understand why this is even news, we don't need a professor telling us that the best way to make systems more secure is to learn of the insecure parts of the system. If a virus doesn't exploit an insecurity, a hacker will; and often the results of that are far, far worse.

    3. Re:So if I understand well... by azaroth42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Viruses force the software to be made more secure. If we were already immune then the virus would never have been written, so yes in some respect, the community as a whole benefits from publicised viruses in the long term while those infected are negatively affected in the short term.

      It's the opposite of security through obscurity -- the security issue is forced into public awareness and the software company is forced to fix it. Obviously this line of argument doesn't affect the fact that people are lazy and won't patch their systems.

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    4. Re:So if I understand well... by smatt-man · · Score: 1

      It seems like the only people that are learning are the Virus writers. Sobig is released - people get viruses for opening files they shouldn't, networks slow down to a crawl. Sobig.F is released - people still get viruses, but this version sends out even more email and brings networks to a halt. Although, I admit I learned spamassasin makes a darn get anti-virus program. Shoot, maybe he was right after all.

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    5. Re:So if I understand well... by NakedChick · · Score: 0

      Maybe they learn, but a virus attacks still suck. Even after patching my Windows XP computer, the MSBLAST.EXE or whetever was still on my hard drive. What's the deal there? Virus writers are the lowest - just one step up from Microsoft Developers. But what do I know? I'm just a naked chick.

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    6. Re:So if I understand well... by swordboy · · Score: 1

      ...this guy is implying that people learn from virus attacks?

      Yes... I wouldn't be surprised if one of these recent RPC worms was written by the Department of Homeland Security as a "warning shot" to get all these systems "fixed" before some "terrorist" wrote something of a more malicious nature.

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    7. Re:So if I understand well... by nocomment · · Score: 4, Insightful

      " '..."They should stop, somebody stop them!" I hear all the time but... is this right?' "

      Of course it's right. Just because the virus writers do play a role in the "ecosystem" of the Internet, doesn't mean that they shouldn't be prosecuted for it.

      They knew in the middle ages that the black plague was being spread by the rats. Some towns cleaned up the sewers, and the water systems and killed off as many rats as they could find, those towns did relatively well during the plague. There were other towns that were convinced that the plague was sent by God (and maybe it was) and refused to clean or do anything about it, and those towns were wiped from the map.

      The plague played an important part in our development as people. In fact bubonic plage is still being spread and caught by people. The results are very minor because most of us that have european ancenstry survived because our genes were stronger...but does that mean the water systems shouldn't have been cleaned by the few towns that did it? Absolutely not.

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    8. Re:So if I understand well... by weave · · Score: 1
      Yeah, complete falsehood. You'd think people would learn to not run Microsoft OSes, but it doesn't happen!

      It's just like a battered woman in an abusive relationship. No matter how many times her old man slaps the shit out of her, she keeps going back for more. Oh, he's going to change. He told me he was enrolled in a "trustworthy man" program. He's going to change, I know it. And then we'll live happily ever after.

    9. Re:So if I understand well... by brlancer · · Score: 1
      Obviously this line of argument doesn't affect the fact that people are lazy and won't patch their systems.

      Actually, more virii changes the landscape. If you have a choice between patching your system once a week or cleaning a new virus off once a week, which would you choose?

      Things are easy for home users today. More virii would help corporate users also; CFO's would take notice that engineering spends half their time patching/repairing systems and would force the vendor to provide secure software or find a new vendor.

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    10. Re:So if I understand well... by kdsolutions · · Score: 1

      if people learned from virus attacks, there would be on virus in the wild and the rest would never have infected more than a dozen systems...

      OH COME ON!

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    11. Re:So if I understand well... by donnyspi · · Score: 1

      you have to disinfect, then patch

    12. Re:So if I understand well... by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      They are worse for the target, but a virus spreads it's dammage over hundreds of thousands of users. So it's a lot of dammage to a small number of places or small dammage to a hugh number of places. I would say that they are different not better or worse.

    13. Re:So if I understand well... by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      when a virus causes loss of information (ie kills the computers it infects), i would say it is generally worse than hackers stealing important information (and of course it depends on what negative things would happen with that information)...

      the viruses are doing bad things, of course, but from a security standpoint, things will get better, for the future, because of it.

    14. Re:So if I understand well... by nilenico · · Score: 1

      Going off-topic here...

      We actually now know that the black plague WASN'T spread by rats - in fact we don't know how it was spread, except it wasn't by rats.

      Saw a documentary on the telly about it a month or so ago. Quite interesting - Danish documentary made in 2003, by DR TV.
      (How did they know it wasn't the rats? Something to do with the number of rats, the rate at which the plague spread, the climate and a few other things I can't recall.)

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    15. Re:So if I understand well... by murr · · Score: 1

      That documentary was probably sponsored by the rat breeding industry to protect the interests of big international rat production companies.

    16. Re:So if I understand well... by nilenico · · Score: 1

      :) ...they probably also had support from Rat Flea Union...

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    17. Re:So if I understand well... by WiKKeSH · · Score: 1

      my aunt has been checking windowsupdate every monday since the blaster worm came out.

      For someone who got her first computer a little over a year ago, this is a major step foward.

      All caused by one little virus, too.

      So yes, some people /do/ learn from infection.

    18. Re:So if I understand well... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Oh, it did. Go read up on lightning rods and churches' reactions to their invention. Plenty of towns ended up with these newfangled lightning rods on all tall buildings except the church.

      This apparently caused God to get really pissed at the churches, and pretty soon they were the only buildings being struck by lightning.

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    19. Re:So if I understand well... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Informative
      We know how the plague was spread, it was spread by fleas. The question is what the fleas were travelling on.

      But, yes, the idea of rats travelling from town to town to spread the plague is fairly surreal, as rats don't do that. Only one animal is stupid enough to do that.

      But rats certainly spread the plague in towns, long with dogs, horses, and goats. remember that rats were basically considered pets at the time.

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    20. Re:So if I understand well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To paraphrase: "Thank God we have viruses. How else could we learn to defend ourselves against viruses?"

      Paradox...or idiocy?

      [My name is MaxEmerika, and I'm neither anonymous or cowardly. I'm just having a bit of trouble signing in :)]

    21. Re:So if I understand well... by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      "the community as a whole benefits from publicised viruses in the long term while those infected are negatively affected in the short term."

      I think there is another view. There was an article recently on slashdot about the effect of virus's and worms.

      A Nuclear plant, and trains were effected.

      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/08/21/1343 22 7&mode=thread&tid=109&tid=126&tid=128&tid=172&tid= 187

      Lets see now.. the saftey monitoring system of a Nuclear plant was down for hours. Who within a thousand miles down wind of that plant or of the generation that could be effected by the fallout would agree that the virus in this circumstance had any community positive value.

      There is no ethical or moral reason to release into the environment intentionally.

      Finding exploits and letting companies know so that systems can be hardened is a good thing.

      Lets say the same "ethic" was used against automobiles. Say finding rocks or bullets or gasoline whatever to cause the cars to stop of fail. So that auto manufactures had to harden their vehicles over and over until everyone was driving a tank.

      Essentially this is what is happening in Iraq against our troops and essentially the virus and worm creators ARE terroists and their fruits effect the lives of innocent people.

      Which kind of world do you want to live in. Always wearing a flack jacket and helmet and driving a tank, because some unethical idiots get off on seeding anonoumous distruction.

      Lets just be clear about the process and the effect and the who lives in this world and whether any of us want to live looking over our shoulder all the time.

    22. Re:So if I understand well... by NakedChick · · Score: 0

      It should disinfect by itself because I'm naked. Nothing can withstand a totally naked chicks! Behold, my total nakedness! It is awesome. Behold, the ejaculate spectacle that is my nakedness! Even a virus should be effected...unless they're gay. So this must be a gay virus. Stupid gay virus. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

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    23. Re:So if I understand well... by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      If not for viruses and crackers and other ongoing minor threats then the concept of Cyberwar would be much more disturbing. The first person (or group) that did want to destroy everything would cause major chaos and it could take ages to fix the problems. At least most crackers and virus writers aren't really out for major destruction. They usually either just wanna make a clever hack, crack into something that might be valuable to them, or just show off their elite skills to their other little friends. Governments and terrorist groups fighting with each other would be much more destructive.

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    24. Re:So if I understand well... by joostje · · Score: 1
      They knew in the middle ages that the black plague was being spread by the rats. Some towns cleaned up the sewers, and the water systems and killed off as many rats as they could find, those towns did relatively well during the plague. There were other towns that were convinced that the plague was sent by God (and maybe it was) and refused to clean or do anything about it, and those towns were wiped from the map.


      They knew in the eighties-nineties that viruses are spread by unsecure software. Some sites cleaned up the systems, and killed of as many insecure OSes they could find, those sites did reasonably well during virus-attacs. There were other sites that were convinced that viruses are sent by God (and maybe they are), and refused to clean or do anything about them. Those sites should be wiped out from the net.

    25. Re:So if I understand well... by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      I would rather have my computer wiped and lose my data then have a hacker steal my financial info and steal my identity. I've got my inportant data backed up, and even if I didn't, it's not worth nearly as much as my financial identity.

    26. Re:So if I understand well... by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      They knew in the eighties-nineties that viruses are spread by unsecure software.

      Actually, the abilities of computer viruses and worms were known before 1975. They just didn't have those names. There was a rumor of a true worm (moved between systems and resided in only one system at a time) loose in CDC's CYBERNET in the early 1970's. Take a look at the 1975 "Shockwave Rider" novel where "worm" was coined. In 1975 the ANIMAL trojan horse roamed UNIVAC systems. And if you trace system protection abilities, you'll see that the famous Multics "rings" were considered an advanced way to protect from such risks -- many systems had various protection mechanisms before then. Just because Microsoft chose not to include well-known protection from viruses for decades does not mean that others did not know how to protect from them much earlier.

    27. Re:So if I understand well... by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      You can't be certain that an insecurity will be exploited. A security worker has to assume that it might be exploited and take action to prevent damage.

      And immunology only works when the immune system recognizes a threat, when the immune system responds to the threat, and when the victim doesn't believe the doctor's advice to just buy a new body (so the old body is destroyed and the victim continues to exist without evolution being able to improve the system). Microsoft has been selling new bodies instead of selling soap, alcohol, and aspirin.

    28. Re:So if I understand well... by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      what do you call windows XP service packs and patches? new bodies?

    29. Re:So if I understand well... by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Adhesive bandages.

    30. Re:So if I understand well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dr. Forrester is on the run this year to get the Nobel Prize"

      "Well, when Internet was borne, viruses already existed, I remember I got a Pong virus on my AT computer. By that time people were already talking about producing anti-virus software. Today Pong, is not anymore a threat"

      "To protect my computer I use an anti-virus, don't ask me which one"

      Doc, I think that you have eliminated yourself from winning a Nobel Prize.

  2. Absolutely!!! by eyegor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Plus, it REALLY helps the bottom line of Symantec and McAfee.

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    1. Re:Absolutely!!! by SquadBoy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      IMO Symantec McAfee and their ilk write ~%90 of this stuff. I think they are as corrupt as the day is long and just wish I could figure out how to track this back to them.

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    2. Re:Absolutely!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think one of the main anti virus companies is Russian?

    3. Re:Absolutely!!! by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      I have thought for a while now that an Indian programmer named Prakesh who lives in Bangalore writes about 10% these virii but like you I have no proof and cannot figure out how to track back to him.

      I never thought that one other party could be responsible for the rest. Do you think it possible Prakesh is merely sub contracting to Symantec et al and they are in fact responsible for all virii released.

      Perhaps if I stand closer to the wall more will be revealed.

    4. Re:Absolutely!!! by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Yes yes I do.

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  3. Circular logic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, we need to have viruses. Or else, we'll have viruses.

    1. Re:Circular logic? by nanojath · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Well, look at it this way - if we didn't have the parade of sort of hokey viruses and worms being (usually fairly badly) written by, essentially, hobbyists, then our systems would be wide open to a couple of things -


      - Well written viruses properly designed for maximum impact, stealth and damage, propagated by terrorists or other people looking to take advantage of economic/information system instability, and


      Security holes not noticed or taken seriously being used in a less random way that doesn't broadcast itself in an obvious way - thus giving people with criminal intentions a lot of access to computer power and the ability to use it stealthily.


      Viruses force people to notice and take security holes seriously.

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    2. Re:Circular logic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well written viruses properly designed for maximum impact, stealth and damage, propagated by terrorists or other people looking to take advantage of economic/information system instability

      Ah, yes, the scary terrorists out to get us. I think terrorists serve a purpose too, since they allow us to justify any crazy idea we want.
    3. Re:Circular logic? by nanojath · · Score: 1
      Yeah, the concept terrorism is getting overused, misused and abused.


      But the UN still got bombed in Iraq. Soft targets got bombed in India. And if you don't believe that there are people that any rational individual would identify as terrorists, not to mention conventional political forces, who are exploring the use of electronic invasion and disruption as either stand-alone attacks or as parallel methods to increase the effectiveness of conventional attacks, you are simply naive and uninformed. Your reaction is just as knee-jerk as you're claiming mine to be. The difference is that your reaction is based on ideology while mine is based on data.


      http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/cy be rwar/vulnerable/grid.html


      http://www.vaonline.org/internet_terrorism.html


      http://www.terrorismanswers.com/terrorism/cybert er rorism_print.html


      http://www.strategypage.com/dls/articles2001/200 10 326.asp


      http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/abs_news_body.asp?sec ti on=Opinion&oid=30912

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    4. Re:Circular logic? by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      the ultimate truth is that if we didnt have those hokey virii written by hobbyists, we wouldnt have them. end of story. there would not be a knowledge base to build larger, more effective virii on. everything would be in the dark, and as such wouldnt happen to the magnitude or severity things do now.

      virii do nothing to improve the education of the average person who gets slammer and calls their friend to "fix the internet"

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  4. What about evolution.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How about Survival of the fittest... in which case MS hasn't been doing so good (and is trying to drag the other OS's down in the process).

    1. Re:What about evolution.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      95% of the market
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    2. Re:What about evolution.. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Aw, c'mon: viruses are euthenasia for older systems. Imagine the horror of an AARP (American Association of Retro-Processors), which would insist on having you support DOS 6.2/Windows 3.1 or worse. I can just see trying to run Apache on an AN/UYK-7...
      No, MS might stand for Multiple Sclerosis over the long haul. Had Linus not stolen its mindshare, BSD would likely have been the gnu to ride. Looking at how much you get for the price of an MSDN Universal subscription, it's difficult to argue against the realization that, regardless of your opinion of RMS and the GPL, there has been a profound lowering of costs for software licenses in the last few years.

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    3. Re:What about evolution.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Ahh, therein lies the point! Microsoft has been patching, that's like evolution or as this guy would say, becoming immune, producing antibodies, this sort of thing. Therefore, you can't really call them weak, susceptable to attack? Yes, but, they fix the problems! They are very "fit", I mean, us humans are susceptable to disease, but we also produce antibodies (like patches for an OS), I certainly wouldn't say we are a weak species.

    4. Re:What about evolution.. by jpmorgan · · Score: 1
      Of course, and we all know that mean, tough animals are the fittest, right? That's why you see lots of armadillos around, and rabbits are almost extinct. Oh, wait...

      Perhaps when it comes to computers there's more to the fitness equation than security?

  5. So by extension... by bc90021 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...criminals are useful because of the increase in security?

    I understand the point, but while response to a negative may bring about a better positive, not having the negative in the first place would, of course, be much better. But then, it's not a perfect world. ;)

    1. Re:So by extension... by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yes, criminals are useful. If America had no criminals in it there would be no need for a police force. Now, when a criminal does arrive from some far off land, no one is prepared for it. Basically, not having the negative (as you put it) is an unrealistic view of the world. You've got to assume that at some point, a criminal will exist in the world AND a virus will be released into the wild. Now, negatives such as all oxygen in a room suddenly moving to the corner of the room through random movements is a negative but it is not a likely negative.

      In regards to viruses being good for security, I am soon expecting virus writers to plan for the inevitable clean fixes from Symantec and such and, using predictive behavior, ensure that a user can't clean his or her system.

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    2. Re:So by extension... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      not having the negative in the first place would, of course, be much better.

      I have to disagree with you. :)

      First, in the case of virii and bacteria (forgetting for the moment that 95% of bacteria are beneficial, but anti-bacterial soap doesn't know that), our bodies do get stronger fighting them. Without them, would our bodies be strong enough to fight off other things? How much of our body's overall strength does the ability to fight disease and practice fighting it actually contribute to? Keep in mind that some diseases (most notably cancer) are not caused by either virus or bacteria, yet our centuries of medical research fighting vrii and bacteria have given us a pretty good start to fighting cancer. Without that research? Without that understanding? Well, think: Cancer in the 19th century. :)

      In a more general situation, is it in your philosophy that it's possible to appreciate the positive without at least an understanding of the negative? It has been my subjective experience, as well as my objective oberservation of what amounts to a less than perfect statistical universe, that people don't fully appreciate the positive things in their lives without actually experiencing the corresponding negatives. It seems like good lacks definition without evil providing a frame of reference. How can you know how good you have it if it's not even possible to have it any other way?

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    3. Re:So by extension... by danila · · Score: 1

      It's a completely different thing with criminals. Crime does not "just happen", it usually have social roots. There are countries with extremely low crime level and they don't have to worry that situation will somehow worsen quickly and dramatically (unless they invite a lot of immigrants from less civilized countries).

      In the same venue, some countries are safer from terrorism than others and this is not going to change dramatically (unless Iceland manages to piss off Pakistan or Angola somehow).

      The situation with viruses is different - viruses do "just happen", because our experience shows that virus writers to not need any extra motivation - they write viruses just for the sake of it. Ergo no country (system) can be considered safe, because a virus may emerge any day. Another problem is that simple bugs are often enough to cause virus-like behaviour. There have been cases when an innocent mistake made a system to send too many e-mails, producing a spam-like behaviour. Imagine that a bug in DNS server will cause it to "spam" other DNS servers with lotsa packets instead of just sending the update a shutting up. Internet brought to a halt by a bug. You can imagine many similar scenarios. To defend against that we need to build secure systems. And viruses do help.

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    4. Re:So by extension... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Keep in mind that some diseases (most notably cancer) are not caused by either virus or bacteria

      Rather offtopic but FYI 'Breast cancer virus' found

    5. Re:So by extension... by rootofevil · · Score: 2, Informative

      so then your view is that happiness comes from suffering? how very puritanical (in the religious sense) of you. white without black is still white, similarly is happiness truly happiness without negative to contrast it.

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    6. Re:So by extension... by rifter · · Score: 1

      In the same venue, some countries are safer from terrorism than others and this is not going to change dramatically (unless Iceland manages to piss off Pakistan or Angola somehow).

      Well, let's hope they like Bjork then. Then again, Iceland is just too damned cold (and far away) for Arabs to want to go there anyway. :P

    7. Re:So by extension... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then, it's not a perfect world. ...and it never will be. We need to embrace this idea and learn to thrive on it. Fighting the inevitable only causes more problems, however fun it might be.

    8. Re:So by extension... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To summarize your comment:

      "It's like that movie Demolition Man"

    9. Re:So by extension... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I really don't buy the biological comparison.

      It seems to be implying that computer viruses have to exist. This is where the distinction lies. Biological viruses are needed for many reasons, that is not the case with the computer variety. Computer viruses are by the very nature designed to destroy property and without them no property would be destroyed.

      Secondly and I think this is the most important point it implies that a computer can build an immunity to viruses through infection. Obviously that is not the case; it requires humans to do that for them. The whole reason bio viruses can be seen as good is the fact that a lesser virus can be used to build up an immunity. Until the day comes that a computer will close port 139 after getting hit but a virus affecting that port then the comparison does not hold.

    10. Re:So by extension... by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Will never happen. See my earlier post about most of this stuff coming from the AV companies. Nice littel business model for them. :)

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    11. Re:So by extension... by ufoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not having computer viruses does not obviate the need to or the ability to understand them. Just as I can understand how to perform an amputation without actually having to perform one. And I don't have to have an amputation to know that I don't want one.

      And frankly (stay with me here, there are a lot of negatives coming up), I don't think anybody would mind not appreciating the absence of computer viruses. Regardless of whether you think the "good lacks definition" in this case.

      Get rid of all the viruses and virus writers and bam! you don't have viruses or virus writers anymore! No need to deal with viruses or virus writers! WooHoo! now we can all move on to more important things than updating our anti-virus software... fun things like taking out the trash.

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    12. Re:So by extension... by hayesjaj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I suppose his argument could be supported more by comparing computers systems and their interactions to an evolving system. A simple, primitive, and growing system faces challenges which, for the most part, allow it to evolve. Its base medium, biological or electronical is irrelevant, although much of thier bases is similar anyhow. In biological systems, viruses develop as a counterpart to some other biological medium (namely cell material) that they can interact with for good or bad...which is also irrelevant. Computer viruses also are developed as a counterpart to some other "good" system. The only major difference between the two is their method of creation: biological viruses were originally spawned from simple chemical reactions as were their intended targets...depending on your belief system of course. (see foot note). Computer viruses were spawned by (usually) malicious h@x0rs (humans...we hope) as were their counterparts.

      Note: My use of Darwinism and natural science as an explanation of human existance is a personal belief but is not meant to insult or demean anyone who believes in other more supernatural intervention who would otherwise not put human and virus creation in the same catagory.

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    13. Re:So by extension... by ameoba · · Score: 1

      The big difference is that our bodies are hardwired to 'learn' from virus attacks and build immunities while computers and operating systems are not (well outside of this lab). Currently, resistance to a particular bit of malware is not carried over into other things, unless they're using the same attack vector.

      Of course, when people finally get tired of constant virii/worms/trojans/exploits they might eventually demand a system that's designed to be secure; less an an evolving immunity and more of a spontanious improvement across the board.

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    14. Re:So by extension... by cduffy · · Score: 1

      I am soon expecting virus writers to plan for the inevitable clean fixes from Symantec and such and, using predictive behavior, ensure that a user can't clean his or her system.

      Nothing new about that. Remember the viruses that would encrypt a user's files -- such that after the virus was cleaned, all the files it had touched became inaccessible?

      Those were quite popular for a while.

    15. Re:So by extension... by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      First, in the case of virii and bacteria (forgetting for the moment that 95% of bacteria are beneficial, but anti-bacterial soap doesn't know that), our bodies do get stronger fighting them. Without them, would our bodies be strong enough to fight off other things?

      It is misleading to think of the body getting "stronger" by fighting viruses. It's not like lifting weights. Immunity is fairly selective for a particular microorganism. So fighting a particular type of virus just makes you better at fighting that kind of virus. There are a few cases where there is cross-immunity, and you can develop an immunity to a dangerous virus by fighting a less-dangerous one, the classic example being smallpox and vaccinia (cowpox). But being vaccinated against smallpox won't help you at all in fighting influenza.

    16. Re:So by extension... by Krach42 · · Score: 1
      Now, negatives such as all oxygen in a room suddenly moving to the corner of the room through random movements is a negative but it is not a likely negative.


      Hey! I had a friend of a friend of my sister of my 2nd cousin that died from that!
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    17. Re:So by extension... by daniel_yokomiso · · Score: 1

      It has been my subjective experience, as well as my objective oberservation of what amounts to a less than perfect statistical universe, that people don't fully appreciate the positive things in their lives without actually experiencing the corresponding negatives. It seems like good lacks definition without evil providing a frame of reference. How can you know how good you have it if it's not even possible to have it any other way?
      So can't a person enjoy consesual sex unless she was raped before? Can't you appreciate freedom unless you where imprisoned? IME people who experience evil not always are able to appreciate good after it, sometimes they're scarred permanently. People don't need to eat crap to realize that *insert your favorite food here* is delicious ;)

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    18. Re:So by extension... by edbarrett · · Score: 1

      "Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime"
      -- Satan, or somebody.

    19. Re:So by extension... by Cragen · · Score: 1

      Well, you could be right, but if there weren't any bad stuff, there would not be any need to appreciate the good stuff. It just would 'be'. and that would be ok with me. Sounds good anyway. :) Cheers.

    20. Re:So by extension... by DocDendrite · · Score: 1
      Keep in mind that some diseases (most notably cancer) are not caused by either virus ...

      That's not true. A huge number of zoonotic viruses (ie. found in an animal resevoir) cause cancer. A smaller subset of cancer causing viruses have been located in humans including:

      HTLV (Human T-cell Leukemia Virus) which was initially thought to be the cause of AIDS.

      Kaposi's Sarcoma Virus (KSV) can cause skin cancer in severely immuno-compromised individuals.

      The Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) is the most widely spread sexually transmitted disease and causes cervical cancer in women.

      Furthermore, just because a viral etiology hasn't been detected for a particular cancer doesn't mean its not there. Lung cancer, for example, could be caused or contributed to by a viral infection. It is extremely difficult to detect the presence of a virus especially if it isn't acutely pathogenic.

      Bacterial infections would be very unlikely to cause cancer because they're extracellular parasites. It is possible though since they can be consumed by other immune cells or secrete agents which affect nearby cells. My research isn't in this area so I'm not completely sure.

      -DD

    21. Re:So by extension... by Dobob · · Score: 1

      There's an other advantage of having mild virus (both for computer of the body) in the wild : when a big bad one come, the cure to it is less damaging to the system.
      Take for example the Morris worm, one of the best cure to it at this time was to shutdown the server. Does it still happens now? Does the Blaster worm forced the (voluntary) shutdown of the infrastructure?In the case of a "living" virus, you have those case where some illness only remedy was to cut the limb. But with suffisent knownledge, medics can now treat them with medication.

    22. Re:So by extension... by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      I didn't get the blaster worm, but I did get the Nachi worm, which installs the security patch that would have kept it (and blaster) out. Of course, I uninstalled it.

    23. Re:So by extension... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Rather offtopic but FYI 'Breast cancer virus' found

      Thank you for that link. My wife's family has a history of breast cancer, so I've sent the link to my wife so she can distribute it.

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    24. Re:So by extension... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      so then your view is that happiness comes from suffering? how very puritanical (in the religious sense) of you. white without black is still white, similarly is happiness truly happiness without negative to contrast it.

      Interesting that you call it puritanical. It's also Taoist. It's not so much that happiness comes from suffering; happiness can stand on its own in an objective fashion, but in order to gain subjective appreciation of your happiness, you must have knowledge of and/or experience with sadness (and/or other negative emotions).

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    25. Re:So by extension... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I suppose his argument could be supported more by comparing computers systems and their interactions to an evolving system. A simple, primitive, and growing system faces challenges which, for the most part, allow it to evolve. Its base medium, biological or electronical is irrelevant, although much of thier bases is similar anyhow. In biological systems, viruses develop as a counterpart to some other biological medium (namely cell material) that they can interact with for good or bad...which is also irrelevant. Computer viruses also are developed as a counterpart to some other "good" system.

      I think one of the things that has been missed in his comparison (even though I think it was flawed, as well, after I finally read the article when the slashdotters were done with it) is that he made the internet as a whole out to be comparable to the entire organism. Many of the counters to his comparison seem to be focussing on computers as individual entities, but in his comparison, each computer is just a cell on the internet. Therefore, we humans play a miniscule role each in the maintaining of the health of the internet as a whole. We could be the lymph system, as well as other parts, in his comparison. Of course, where I think he was flawed was comparing AV software to the immune system. I think that's flawed for a lot of reasons that I really don't want to go into right now. :)

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    26. Re:So by extension... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      It is misleading to think of the body getting "stronger" by fighting viruses. It's not like lifting weights. Immunity is fairly selective for a particular microorganism. So fighting a particular type of virus just makes you better at fighting that kind of virus. There are a few cases where there is cross-immunity, and you can develop an immunity to a dangerous virus by fighting a less-dangerous one, the classic example being smallpox and vaccinia (cowpox). But being vaccinated against smallpox won't help you at all in fighting influenza.

      All true, however, in fighting disease, your mental condition plays a critical role. If you have experience fighting disease already (chicken pox, the flu, and other regular diseases kids get, and the ones that adults get), then when you get something like cancer, you're mentally more suited to fighting, and more likely to win. So, being vaccinated against the disease doesn't help you except against that disease, (besides keeping you alive, since some of these diseases would kill you if you weren't vaccinated) but getting a disease, fighting it, and defeating it, helps to prepare you for progressively more difficult struggles.

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    27. Re:So by extension... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      So can't a person enjoy consesual sex unless she was raped before? Can't you appreciate freedom unless you where imprisoned? IME people who experience evil not always are able to appreciate good after it, sometimes they're scarred permanently. People don't need to eat crap to realize that *insert your favorite food here* is delicious ;)

      These are very simplistic examples. Instead of arguing, I challenge you to come up with other "evil" acts that might make you directly understand the value of consensual sex, and freedom. When you finish that, list 3 people for each category that you know who has experienced *at least* one of those things on your list. Then go to these people and ask them how *insert experience here* has affected their life.

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    28. Re:So by extension... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      That's not true. A huge number of zoonotic viruses (ie. found in an animal resevoir) cause cancer. A smaller subset of cancer causing viruses have been located in humans including:

      All good facts, and obviously something I didn't know before. However, my point was that cancer exists independently of virii (viruses for those that don't like the fact that English is a bastard language with words from many other languages, and none of its own) and that you can get cancer without the existence of a corresponding virus. Therefore, being sick with so-called lesser diseases can help you when you get hit with a bigger disease. Mostly in frame-of-mind, granted, but take Hodgkin's disease. Hodgkin's affects your immune system (also referred to as lymph cancer or something like that). Therefore, as the cancer advances, the broader your immune system's experience, the more likely you are to be able to avoid specific diseases while the cancer advances. A person with less exposure to other diseases is more likely to be killed earlier than a person with more worldly experience fighting disease.

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    29. Re:So by extension... by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      All true, however, in fighting disease, your mental condition plays a critical role. If you have experience fighting disease already (chicken pox, the flu, and other regular diseases kids get, and the ones that adults get), then when you get something like cancer, you're mentally more suited to fighting, and more likely to win.

      Actually, there is little evidence to support the notion that "mental condition" plays a major role in fighting diseases like cancer. Probably just wishful thinking.

  6. summary by IFF123 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whatever doesn't crash you makes you stronger.

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    Who took my tinfoil hat?
    1. Re:summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm really fighting the urge to post a soviet russia joke here ...

    2. Re:summary by wizardmax · · Score: 1

      I think its more like you crash and then rise up from the ashes better, stronger. That's mostly the way things get fixed in comp sci, some one makes a product, some one crashes/brakes/hacks/... the product, some one fixes the hole/vulnerability/... and the product becomes better. Kind of how our immune system works, kids are often sick, but by the time they are teens, they are much more resilient to diseases. So I'd say they crashed often and got patched allot, and in the end, become stable systems. (hmm, geek) Anyway, a virus/vulnerability/... exposes a hole which we are forced to fix, making that software a better product.

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  7. I would like to see more things like this... by AnimeRulez · · Score: 0, Funny

    Why trolls are useful.
    Why SPAM is useful.
    Why telemarketers are useful.
    Why PITA's in general are useful.

    AR

    1. Re:I would like to see more things like this... by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      More importantly,

      Why CBN options in polls are amusing.

      "No matter how much money Bruce [Springsteen] gives to charity, I still say he's one of the tightest men I've ever known." - David Sedaris.

  8. Well... by aboyce · · Score: 1

    Duh?

  9. and serial killers make the world a safer place by gregor_b_dramkin · · Score: 1
    by raising public awareness of threats

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    1. Re:and serial killers make the world a safer place by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      not quite but genocides help people get along.

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  10. Not too bad of an idea by Havokmon · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Think about it.. if there was never a virus, and never an 'Internet Worm' in the 80's, we may not be patching our systems.

    And when someone DOES decide to release a 'Melissa', we're all screwed, because we're all vulnerable.

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    1. Re:Not too bad of an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah but what if someone doesnt release a virus. ever.

      this guy is full of shit

    2. Re:Not too bad of an idea by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      It's really a moot point, because most viruses exploit vulnerabilities we don't know about yet.

      So, we get the viruses anyway. I don't see the upside, there will always be new viruses and those are the ones we have to worry about.

      All the old viruses don't make us stronger, they just cost time and money to scan for and prevent from spreading.

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    3. Re:Not too bad of an idea by JordanH · · Score: 1
      • It's really a moot point, because most viruses exploit vulnerabilities we don't know about yet.

      Similarly, most successful infections exploit the fact that the infected organism hasn't seen the infecting agent yet.

      But, organisms build faster responses and elaborate 'defense in depth' strategies to infections to handle new infections better than they have been handled in the past.

    4. Re:Not too bad of an idea by HiThere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The real benefit is that most of the virus releases are "essentially" harmless. Annoying, but not *really* damaging. So the fixes are done, and something viscious can't get in through the same hole.

      Just try to imagine how bad things could be if someone set out to really damage your computer.

      Let's pick an example, and say that someone released a virus that created a spoof of the MS Updater. Now people aren't surprised that it's engaging in horrendous uploads and downloads. And their computers could easily download all non-system files to the hacker (he'd better be off-shore, and working through cut-outs!). And it could download *anything* as a system fix. And get people to license it's installation on their system. It might well be that only the initial install would be illegal. Everything else would have been authorized through the EULA. With sufficient cleverness, even the initial installation might be EULA authorized. In that case would any laws be violated? No matter WHAT was done? I'm sure that an EULA could be created that, via obfuscated text, authorized the program to transfer all funds from your bank account to another bank account. And to max out your credit cards. (Fraud? What fraud? It said it clearly right there in the agreement!)

      Of course to make the legal agreements binding one would need to provide some tender. Perhaps some png files? Of a sort that the person wouldn't want to be caught with? I understand that those are often exchanged for credit card information. It's just that this time it wouldn't be intentionaly done...perhaps. Certainly he wouldn't know the bill that was coming due.

      Wouldn't that be a lot more effective than a simple "deltree C:". And they wouldn't even know that they'd been penetrated until they went to the bank. Even then they wouldn't know *why* their account was drained.

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    5. Re:Not too bad of an idea by liquidsin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've always thought that if you wanted to really wreak some havoc with a worm, rather than the crap we see now where it simply multiplies like wildfire, have some fun on the systems while you're there. Search for Excel documents, locate cells with numbers, and change them. Alter formulae. Check Word docs for addresses and phone numbers, and change them. Insert random vulgarities. Modify databases. Shuffle values in address books. Seek out financial records (Quickbooks, M.Y.O.B., whatever else) and fudge some numbers. Why just reboot a computer or wipe the drive clean? Imagine something like I described running for even a few hours before it's noticed. Look how many individuals and businesses *still* don't know they've got code red-infected machines. If these bastards really wanted to cause some problems, I think this would be the way.

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    6. Re:Not too bad of an idea by ameoba · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, even with years of virii behind us, we're STILL screwed every time a new one comes out. Yeah, we've got some better scanners and people are taking warnings a bit more seriously, but they're still just as much of a threat/nuisance as they ever were.

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    7. Re:Not too bad of an idea by The+Evil+Plush+Toy · · Score: 1

      What a wonderful idea! Please e-mail me with your name, adress, and telephone number so that we can have a "personal" chat about the topic. Sincerecly, Thomas Long FBI Computer Crimes division

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    8. Re:Not too bad of an idea by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I got it from a recent MS EULA.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    9. Re:Not too bad of an idea by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "
      Just try to imagine how bad things could be if someone set out to really damage your computer."

      the question is, why haven't they?
      That is the only reason I ever consider the virii* writers hired by companies tht sell virus programs.

      *ha, made you look, virus/viruses i know.

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  11. in all reality by greechneb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I view them as job security (so does he I am sure).

    After every big virus that comes out, I get at least 10 calls saying I think I have this virus. Of course they will pay me, but never will pay for antivirus software though! They think it is a rip-off

    1. Re:in all reality by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Paying for antivirus software is a ripoff, when there are free and effective versions like f-prot, or when the patches are released before the virus reaches you.

      Ie; my machine was patched against SoBig before the copy of NAV pro we use in the office had an updated definition for it.

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    2. Re:in all reality by linzeal · · Score: 2, Funny
      I have 2 ex-gf, onemoved away from me for grad school and one I moved away for college. Both seemlessly date yuonger men now that think they know everything about computers, and here is a list of things I have seen happen from this rascals.

      - Registry has multiple activex keys mangled (unknown reason)
      - Network DLL's are replaced with trojan porn dialer ones (x-gf laughed and said well he won't be staying in my apartment when I go to work anymore)
      - Linux was installed over the entire xp partition (2 months of papers lost, she does back up though and the guy even managed to forget the password)
      - Firewall disabled and FTP server found running, taking up all bandwidth
      - Guy created new admin account and set hers up as limited for "Security" reasons. We break the password in a day (it was love, heh) and find a mature porn archive.

      I love when certain people call me for tech support, it affirms qualities in myself that I seldom recognize like being discreet in your pr0n activities.

    3. Re:in all reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After every big virus that comes out, I get at least 10 calls saying I think I have this virus. Of course they will pay me, but never will pay for antivirus software though! They think it is a rip-off

      OTOH there are inDUHviduals who buy AV software, think they are completely immune to all viruses, but NEVER update the virus signatures!

    4. Re:in all reality by arth1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's a BIG LEAP from the observation that viruses are part of the computer evolution and will shape how it works to thinking Antivirus Software (or hardware) is the solution.
      It's simply ridiculous to jump to this conclusion -- if anything, you have to assume that Antivirus Software is a DEAD END in computer evolution, as it helps prevent the survival of the fittest.
      Only if the true outcome is safe design, safe code and safe users, have we been successful and have evolved. Even suggesting anti-virus here is like suggesting kevlar vests for bald eagles to protect them against hunters. After a few generations, you'll end up with eagles without feathers on their chests, who NEED the kevlar vest in order to not freeze to death.

      The successful business operator isn't the one who makes sure that there's anti-virus software installed on every workstation. He'll be likely to be hit by a virus that the anti-virus software couldn't handle, or who was brought in on a laptop without the latest definitions. That's a dead end, and even though many of them will survive, they don't represent an evolutionary change for the better. Tomorrow, you'll find these armadillos squished flat under the truck wheels they could never predict.
      The successful business operator whose business genes will win in the long run is the one who examines what he buys, educates the users, and can find alternatives when something goes wrong. He'll be able to adapt, and is evolving the business into something that can survive even as the environments and predators change. The human being might not have the armor plating of an armadillo, but it adapts and survives.

      Regards,
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    5. Re:in all reality by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Ie; my machine was patched against SoBig before the copy of NAV pro we use in the office had an updated definition for it.

      How did you manage that?

      Is not SoBig (or at least the recent variants of it) a user-initiated email-borne executable? That is, its transmission vector requires a gullible user to launch an executable email attachment to become infected. Looking at the descriptions of this worm, it does not appear to rely on any system vulnerabilities beyond the aforementioned gullible user.

      Did you patch yourself against SoBig?

    6. Re:in all reality by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      It's simply ridiculous to jump to this conclusion -- if anything, you have to assume that Antivirus Software is a DEAD END in computer evolution, as it helps prevent the survival of the fittest.

      Not quite. Antivirus software does not stop natural selection, merely changes the rules. There are viruses which can (potentially?) outsmart the AV software. Perhaps not the state of the art, newest version of the newest package sometimes, but what most people have.

      What AV software does is impose natural selection on the viruses themselves, rather than simply giving them free reign, without and selection pressures. AV software doesn't stop the evolution of computers, AV software or the viruses themselves- indeed, it encourages it, putting forth an 'evolutionary arms race,' like we often see in the real biological world.

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    7. Re:in all reality by CmdrWiggle · · Score: 0

      While AV clearly doesn't replace education of users and adaptation to the changing technological world, to call it an evolutionary "Dead End" is a little overreaching. Bad software that relys too heavily on such software (read: MS) will still be exposed to more attacks, and will eventually need to either evolve or be replaced.

      After all, how many Sobig.Xs or SQL Slammers will the marketplace tolerate withought inciting change?

    8. Re:in all reality by Christopher+Bibbs · · Score: 1

      I think we will also see an eventual evolution in AV and personal firewall software. Most decent OSes have decent firewalling capability built-in and either turned on by default or simple to setup. The next evolution will be for the entire concept of firewalling to be built into the communications layer of the OS. The idea of open ports and free access to local ports will be washed away. Permissions on outbound connections will be as natural as read/write controls on your password file.

      As for AV software, I can easily see it evolving to be a core concept of file systems and access control. Take some of the basic heuristics used by AV and bake it right in to the system.

      The only evolutionary "dead ends" are the ones that cease to be viable like dinosaurs or reach a state of near perfection for their niche like alligators.

    9. Re:in all reality by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Ie; my machine was patched against SoBig before the copy of NAV pro we use in the office had an updated definition for it.
      How did you manage that?

      There are email checkers that will spot the signature of viruses in the email. They can either simply remove the virus right then and there, or put up really explicit warnings so you know to stay clear.
      I just finished helping a friend suck 800K copies of sobig out of an email server. If we can do that, so can a (well-written) piece of anti-virus software.

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    10. Re:in all reality by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      There are email checkers that will spot the signature of viruses in the email.

      Um, I was responding to the comment that "stratjakt" had made:

      Paying for antivirus software is a ripoff, when there are free and effective versions like f-prot, or when the patches are released before the virus reaches you.

      Ie; my machine was patched against SoBig before the copy of NAV pro we use in the office had an updated definition for it.

      He was claiming that he patched his machine before the virus scanner was updated to scan for it, and I was wondering how he had patched his machine for something that didn't exploit a vulnerability.

      The email virus scanner you advocate would appear in his opinion to be "a ripoff".

    11. Re:in all reality by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      I think that the "ripoff" in question is the money that companies like mcafee make selling anti-virus software that's no better than F-Prot -- which is free (at least for home use).

      As for "Patching" your systemagainst SoBig, I'd presume that he meant that the heuristic scanning of his (F-Prot?) anti-virus system was able to catch SoBig before it was officially recognized by the likes of Norton's.

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    12. Re:in all reality by Jardine · · Score: 1

      10 calls? Where I work I usually average around 20-30 calls per shift. The last few weeks I've been getting triple that. Normally I would have hours to read slashdot. Now I have a lesser number of hours. Virus writers suck because they make me do my job.

    13. Re:in all reality by kinnell · · Score: 1
      It's simply ridiculous to jump to this conclusion -- if anything, you have to assume that Antivirus Software is a DEAD END in computer evolution, as it helps prevent the survival of the fittest.

      Then you would also have to conclude that the human immune system is an evolutionary dead end for the same reasons. Not to mention the fact that the fitness function for computer evolution, if there is such a thing, is profit generated for the manufacturer, not robustness per se.

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  12. I cry bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there is no infection, then you don't need to be immune!!!

  13. robustness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Database robustness is built by the /. effect, and without it you would have a much weaker ecosystem.

    No, wait...

  14. That's great and all by notque · · Score: 1

    But I've been contracting like crazy for the last few weeks because of all of the viruses. I see a positive to it.

    Keep them coming.

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  15. Windows is Stronger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Holy crap, that must mean the Windows "eco-system" is stronger than say the BSD or Linux eco-system. I must switch back!

  16. See if he changes his mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... when he loses all his data because of some bastard tosser who thought it was cool to write a virus. Kids, it's not big, it's not clever. You're not impressing anyone. String 'em up, I say.

  17. There are good comparisons, and bad ones by Liselle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Comparing computer viruses to the biological sort is a BAD one. Firstly, you have to make a distinction between worms and viruses and such. Secondly, we don't infect new computers with lesser versions of MBLASTER, we patch the vulnerablilty.

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    1. Re:There are good comparisons, and bad ones by tangent3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As you have seen MSBLASTER is the lesser version of WELCHIA or whatever worse worms could have came out exploiting RPC/DCOM. MSBLASTER was a weaker wor, because it advertised itself by rebooting the infected host, so people know they have caught on and get patched (i.e. immunized) before WELCHIA or other variants hit, those which are stronger and do not reboot the infected hosts, able to propogate better to other hosts without the host noticing anything.

    2. Re:There are good comparisons, and bad ones by kdsolutions · · Score: 1

      Yes, and the antibodies (patches) generated for current-generation OSes will be passed down to their children.

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    3. Re:There are good comparisons, and bad ones by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      Computer viruses and worms are generally more like biological parasites than biological viruses. That, and the fact that computer systems do not generally have any form of immune system for discovering foreign entities and eliminating them. Perhaps Palladium or TCPA could make such a system possible, but I don't want to think about having to get all software signed by a third party in order to avoid having it get deleted by an automated immune system.

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  18. Comparing computers to living organisms is apt by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    If you really think about it, computers are in fact a form of life based on silicone (soon to be 84GHz diamond! Hooray) which has as its DNA simple codes written by humans. We are their Creator, to steal a line from the Christians.

    Just as we can create these marvelous things, we can also devise and create terrible little niggles that are apt to take entire computer organisms out of commission. So eventually you end up with an ecosystem in which only the strongest and most successful computers survive. Hence, Unix-type systems and Windows systems.

    It's like Intelligent Design and Evolution all rolled up into a neat little analogy.

    1. Re:Comparing computers to living organisms is apt by cybercrap · · Score: 1

      I don't know what pcs have to do with boobies but if you say so.

    2. Re:Comparing computers to living organisms is apt by randyest · · Score: 1
      computers are in fact a form of life based on silicone (soon to be 84GHz diamond! Hooray)

      A few points for you to "really think about":
      1. "Life" is the property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism. Since computers do not metabolize, grow, reproduce, or adapt, I think you're a little off on this.
      2. Please re-read the "81GHz" story and consider not spreading misinformation. The 81GHz device operation was an RF amplifier, not a processor (CPU), and the diamond process used is not even targeted at digital logic devices -- it is aimed at analog RF amplification and other apps usually implemented in GaAs. You will most certainly not see anything like 81GHz or diamond process in your x86 anytime soon, and probably never.
      3. Silicone is the liquid in breast implants. Silicon (no e) is used to make semiconductors.
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      everything in moderation
  19. Logical conclusion... by fzammett · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe we should follow things to it's logical conclusion and fully mimic biological workings...

    Let's release weakened forms of viruses into the wild so that "antibodies" can be built up against them!

    Ummm... not sure how to define a weakened virus... or antibodies in terms of software (antivirus scanners don't really fit the definition because they don't adapt for the most part).

    Ok, on second thought, never mind.

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    If a pion (n-) collides with a proton in the woods & noone is there to hear it, does lamdba decay into the source pa
    1. Re:Logical conclusion... by Issue9mm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That actually isn't a terrible idea, and (to a degree), is already being done.

      When a virus group defaces a website, but doesn't steal its credit card database, that's effectively a weakened form of the virus, that at the very least indicates to the site admin that there is a vulnerability that needs attention. It isn't quite as automated as it ought to be, but if Welchia had made it out before Blaster, that's effectively what we'd have.

      Bravo.
      -9mm-

    2. Re:Logical conclusion... by M$+Mole · · Score: 1

      Computers have a weak immune system...they can't create their own anti-bodies...but at least they can be buttressed with flu-shots.

      --
      Karma: Non-existant. Due mostly to the fact that you smell funny and nobody likes you.
    3. Re:Logical conclusion... by jandrese · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For worms this might actually work. The weakened worm would use whatever current known patched holes are in a system, infect the host machine, and replace the "payload" with a simple pop up message telling the user that their machine is vulnerable and they should patch (immunize) before a worm uses their machine maliciously.

      I don't think this approach will make you very popular with the internet community however.

      --

      I read the internet for the articles.
    4. Re:Logical conclusion... by patman600 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let's release weakened forms of viruses into the wild so that "antibodies" can be built up against them! Ummm... not sure how to define a weakened virus... or antibodies in terms of software (antivirus scanners don't really fit the definition because they don't adapt for the most part).

      I would define weakened forms of viruses as viruses that exploit a security hole, and upon successfully exploiting it, either notify the user of the problem and how to fix it, or fix it without the user ever knowing.

      as for anti-virus software adapting:
      I don't know that much about what viruses and worms and things actually do, but could anti-virus software monitor activity on the system, and recognize common actions that viruses tend to do, and warn the user, and also communicate with a central server somewhere, and compile a list of software that triggers a flag, and either create a whitelist of approved programs, or have them reviewed by security guys or something. I don't know how possible this is, just a little brainstorm i had.

    5. Re:Logical conclusion... by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      Except for MS infected computers, which have the equivalent of HIV.

      --
      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
    6. Re:Logical conclusion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      The weakened worm would use whatever current known patched holes are in a system, infect the host machine, and replace the "payload" with a simple pop up message telling the user that their machine is vulnerable and they should patch (immunize) before a worm uses their machine maliciously.

      I've personally thought about writing a worm that would disable the exploit upon infection, along with any other exploits it found on the system. [On Win32, this would mean disabling most functionality of IE] While I think this should be done, I can't afford the lawyer to try it.

      However, if the people writing the "repair" worms are the same (or similar) morons that wrote the buggy software in the first place, you end up as bad or worse than before.

    7. Re:Logical conclusion... by Hentai · · Score: 1
      Hrm.

      net send %VICTIM% WARNING!!! Your computer may be vulnerable to attack from a virus! Please download the nearest patch at http://www.windowsupadte.com/viruspatch-wow.pif now!


      Any benign behavior that can be mimicked by a malicious user is dangerous.

      The REAL solution doesn't lie in the software or the hardware; it lies in the users. Find a way to increase mankind's collective intelligence and a lot of these sorts of problems will go away.

      --
      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
    8. Re:Logical conclusion... by MyHair · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps the "weakened" worm could actually download the official patch for the vulnerability from the vendor, set up a tftp daemon and copy itself to the next vulnerable PC. You could even design it so it would spread faster than an actual worm might.

      (If you think this is a good idea, read about Nachi)

    9. Re:Logical conclusion... by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      The REAL solution doesn't lie in the software or the hardware; it lies in the users. Find a way to increase mankind's collective intelligence and a lot of these sorts of problems will go away.

      That would solve vastly more problems than just the rampant spread of computer worms and viruses, I think.

    10. Re:Logical conclusion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Find a way to increase mankind's collective intelligence and a lot of these sorts of problems will go away.

      Would it work if we increased the average intelligence? I know a way to do that.

    11. Re:Logical conclusion... by cbiffle · · Score: 1

      Well, without providing too much information (it's less than seven years ago and IANAL), I've done this, and it works.

      During my stay at [MAJOR UNIVERSITY] the computer labs were being swept by the Concept virus. This, for those who missed it, was one of the first Word Macro viruses; this particular variant would open an IRC server and allow access to local files. The virus was getting out of the labs and onto dorm machines, which were given routable public addresses. I notified the IT department to no avail -- they insisted they didn't have any viruses because [ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE] was kept up to date.

      Concept and friends were stupid. They would check a machine for infection before attempting to infect, by searching for a particular string among the system macro sources. I was working through school as a VB programmer (yeah, yeah, I know) and knocked out a concept-derived macro that:
      1. Infected a machine.
      2. Removed all Concept source code.
      3. Left a signature in place that prevented Concept from re-infecting.
      4. After a few weeks, erased itself, leaving the signature in place.

      The labs were poorly-configured Windows workstations, and both Concept and my antibody could jump between users if they logged in successively. Within a few days I couldn't find any sign of either virus, except the signature.

      So this process can work, but is still probably illegal. One also has to be very careful that their 'benign' virus/worm doesn't get out of hand -- people forget that resources like network bandwidth and CPU time are frequently as important as any data that might be lost.

    12. Re:Logical conclusion... by Jad+LaFields · · Score: 1

      As another poster mentioned, check this out.

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      [SIG] It's like putting a moose in the blender -- a recipe for disaster!
    13. Re:Logical conclusion... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      pretty much all computer viruses are weakened versions.

    14. Re:Logical conclusion... by Tom · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, there was some discussion on the Full Disclosure mailing list whether or not Blaster was exactly that. It was so poorly written, and used such a beautiful exploit that many security people (myself included) can't fathom how someone could possibly waste this exploit for such a crappy worm.

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      Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
    15. Re:Logical conclusion... by fzammett · · Score: 1

      I think most antivirus scanner do have some form of heuristic scanning (Norton certainly does, I think it's called Bloodhound).

      There's always the nasty issue of false-positives with a purely activity-based scanning engine though. Norton does a decent job with this, so the concept seems to have merit.

      How long before virus writers smarten up enough to work around such a scan though? Pretty quickly I would bet.

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      If a pion (n-) collides with a proton in the woods & noone is there to hear it, does lamdba decay into the source pa
    16. Re:Logical conclusion... by fzammett · · Score: 1

      Geez, I got modded up pretty well, and here I thought it was a stupid, obvious thought!

      Well, I hereby patent, trademark, copyright and otherwise declare no one can ever have this same thought again lest I sue you into the ground.

      Ok, on second thought, never mind.

      (Who said that anyway?!?)

      --
      If a pion (n-) collides with a proton in the woods & noone is there to hear it, does lamdba decay into the source pa
    17. Re:Logical conclusion... by fzammett · · Score: 1

      That's only a recipe for disaster for the moose.

      Mmmmmmmm... creamed moose.... AHAHGAGAGHAGHGAHAGHAGAH.

      --
      If a pion (n-) collides with a proton in the woods & noone is there to hear it, does lamdba decay into the source pa
    18. Re:Logical conclusion... by fzammett · · Score: 1

      Your right, to an extent. Even if I click on an infected attachment from Outlook, I still get Norton popping up when I try and execute it.

      Assuming a worm or virus can be detected by a virus scanner at all, then simply keeping the def file up to date solves the problem, even if I am a stupid user.

      Better that I'm NOT a stupid user in the first place, but even the idiots should be protected.

      This is where you get into a philosophical debate about whether it really is a good idea to have auto updates for any software or OS.

      These latest worms are good supporting evidence that the auto-upates are a good idea, because patches were available before the exploits were exploited. Those of us that keep up with patches had no trouble in the first place, but those that did would have been saved had updates been automatic.

      It's not as clear-cut as that of course, especially where Microsoft is involved, but it's an argument worthy of debate either way you view it.

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      If a pion (n-) collides with a proton in the woods & noone is there to hear it, does lamdba decay into the source pa
    19. Re:Logical conclusion... by Hentai · · Score: 1

      Until you find an exploit in the auto-updater itself, and suddenly the internet starts looking like a giant game of Othello.

      --
      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
    20. Re:Logical conclusion... by gravygraphics · · Score: 1
      That does work. It is not the antivirus software you are building up antibodies but the awareness of the people running those computers.

      The scary part for me is that by bringing the person into the loop, you make it much more enticing for someone to offer a "computer service." All that virus stuff is a hassle, just sign up with IBM and we will make sure you can email/browse/word process without the risk of keeping your own machine online.

    21. Re:Logical conclusion... by jandrese · · Score: 1
      The REAL solution doesn't lie in the software or the hardware; it lies in the users. Find a way to increase mankind's collective intelligence and a lot of these sorts of problems will go away.
      You are right! It's time to kill all of the stupid people, they're dragging down our average intelligence. Maybe you could write a worm that marks everybody who clicks on random attachments in emails or is still infected with Code Red/NIMDA.
      --

      I read the internet for the articles.
    22. Re:Logical conclusion... by Hentai · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, no. Killing stupid people is only a short-term solution; interface designs have to assume a baseline, and someone will inevitably be below it. The real trick is to find a way to boost everyone's intelligence reliably and in a socially acceptable way.

      The first trick would be to get rid of the "it's not nice to be smarter than other people" reaction engrained into most people's minds.

      --
      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
  20. of course they are useful... by neodymium · · Score: 1

    ... nachi even tried to fix my computer from the blaster virus !

  21. its a mono culture by muirhead · · Score: 1
    ... without it you would have a much weaker ecosystem.
    Its a mono culture, not an ecosystem.
    Something's upset the natural balance of desktop systems.

  22. On a releated topic... by mcguirez · · Score: 1


    Well thank goodness for car thieves or
    my automobile wouldn't be nearly as
    secure.

    When you combine this with the help of
    good-hearted burglars (who ensure my domestic
    bliss) it kinda brings a tear to the eye.

    --
    When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras
  23. I agree by HowlinMad · · Score: 1

    Its somewhat like the human body. If your immune system never does any work, when a threat comes, you will become overwhelmed by it, and could even die. You could even say that immunization shots are like security patchs. They both help the system learn how to defend against the attacker.

  24. It Makes Sense... by LordYUK · · Score: 1

    If there was nothing harmful coming into contact with your computer, then it wouldnt need to be very secure.

    But with constant threat of virus attacks, software developers (hopefully) write patches and fixes for exploits before they happen so that the end user can make their system safe.

    Then again, if there WAS nothing harful coming to your computer, (as in, no hacker, no one unauthorized trying to get in, no virii, nothing) would it even NEED to be secure?

    --
    This is my sig. Its pathetic.
  25. All that shit eating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...has given my copy of windows the immune system of a scavenger.

  26. Sigh by cherokee158 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So if I genetically engineer a real virus that wipes out half the population of New York, I guess my lawyer will have a defense now... "Honest, your honor, he was just trying to beef up everyone's immune system..." Give me a break. Better yet, give me a G5. At least I can laugh at the contstant stream of infected exe's, scr's and the like that constantly flood my inbox. Doesn't anyone have a constructive hobby anymore?

    1. Re:Sigh by Efreet · · Score: 1

      No, the article is saying that because of the common cold, super viruses are much harder to make. If we didn't have script kiddys running around keeping us on our toes, then real black hat hackers would be as effective as they are in the movies.

      --
      This sig wasn't worth reading, was it.
  27. Why you should drink tap water by brejc8 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My mother used to work as a water health scientist in Poland (It was just a cover job for working in the anti-biological warfare division but thats another story).
    She used to have to ensure that there was a correct ammount of flouride in the water. The ammount had to be quite exact, not because a little too much flouride is bad for you but because if you kill off all bacteria then the people didnt become immune to the different strains. The USSR did huge studies on this, varying the flourine levels and getting statistics.
    Its the same case with my friends who go to India and would never drink the tap water. They simply are not immune to the local bacteria while the locals are quite happy with it.

    1. Re:Why you should drink tap water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but I'm trying to figure out what relevance this has to anything?

    2. Re:Why you should drink tap water by swb · · Score: 1

      Flouride is (if you believe the ADA) used as a preventative against dental carries, not as a purification element. Flouride, as you suggest, is actually a poison in and of itself.

      Surprisingly, there a number of European countries that do not flouridate their water.

      That aside, I have knew someone that lived on a farm with high levels of some diarhhea inducing organism in their well water. They were essentially immune to it, but they found they had to keep a few gallons of bottled water on hand for guests who always got sick.

    3. Re:Why you should drink tap water by shdragon · · Score: 2, Funny

      That aside, I have knew someone that lived on a farm with high levels of some diarhhea inducing organism in their well water. They were essentially immune to it, but they found they had to keep a few gallons of bottled water on hand for guests who always got sick.

      Ahh, I see you've been to Mexico also.

      --
      "...we dont care about the economics; we just want to be able to hack great stuff."
    4. Re:Why you should drink tap water by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly, there a number of European countries that do not flouridate their water.

      Flouruide is not all good. It does increase mottling, and excessive amounts do a lot of damage to teeth. And some people dislike impurities in their tap water, even if they're "good" impurities. Whether to add flouride or not is essentially a judgement call.

    5. Re:Why you should drink tap water by LeoDV · · Score: 1

      In France, we call that "la tourista" -- because tourists are mostly affected by it.

      Well, mostly. At least nowadays. The people who got most affected by that phenomenon are of course the American indians. Not that we wouldn't have exterminated them anyway. :-S

    6. Re:Why you should drink tap water by swb · · Score: 1

      If you want real fun, bring up your concerns about flouridation to somoene with a dental education. Good friends of ours are Orthodontists, and when I questioned flouridation to them I thought I was questioning the holocaust in a synagogue, such was their reaction.

      Oddly, the anti-flouride people seem to show some good evidence for not flouridating, the anti-flouride stance of several European countries adds a lot of credibility. The idea that flouridation got started as a way to get rid of excess toxic waste even seems compelling.

      But you won't have a reasoned discussion with a dentist about it.

    7. Re:Why you should drink tap water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But you won't have a reasoned discussion with a dentist about it. "

      Yeah! They would be in favour of adding flouride to water...They're in the pay of...of..evil FLOURIDE companies!! They'll try'll and confuse you with facts like the one about teeth being better generally in areas with flouride in the water, but I don't believe them. I mean, think about it..dentists WANT you to have healthy teeth, so...uh...no wait...

    8. Re:Why you should drink tap water by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      In communist Russia you don't drink the water.... .. ..
      Some one tapped me on the sholder.
      {Voice of KGB}You'll drink this water if you know what is good for you

      --
      500 dollar reward for tip(s) leading to the arrest of the person(s) who stole my sig.
    9. Re:Why you should drink tap water by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Fluoride (at the concentrations in tap water) has no effect on bacteria or any other contamination. It is added solely to strengthen teeth. It encourages the formation of calcium fluoride in tooth enamel.

      Unfortunately, excess fluoride causes discoloration of the teeth--yellowness, or brown mottling in extreme cases. The teeth are still quite sound, physically speaking, but they are less aesthetically pleasing. (The beneficial effects of fluoride on dental health were discovered when dentists noticed that people with these awful looking teeth tended to have fewer cavities. It turned out that they were drinking well water naturally high in fluorides.)

      To kill bacteria and other nasties in water would require significant amounts of fluorine--a very unpleasant gas that would probably leave all kinds of toxic stuff behind. Oxidizing agents that are used in water treatment these days include chlorine, bromine, and ozone. (Ozone, being an allotrope of oxygen, in gaining in popularity due to it being perceived as more 'natural'.) In all water treatment systems I am familiar with, the goal is to kill off all of the pathogens--not just weaken them, or eliminate some of them, in hope of challenging people's immune systems.

      Granted, in some places, the water treatment isn't quite up to snuff, and so the process you describe may happen inadvertantly.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    10. Re:Why you should drink tap water by PateraSilk · · Score: 1

      This also reminds me of a biological process called hormesis in which low levels of radiation or toxins actually stimulate the cell-reparing machinery enough to snuff out weak incipient cancers before they can grow. Evidently just a little bit of bad stuff it better than none at all.

      --
      Danke tres mucho, tovarishch.
    11. Re:Why you should drink tap water by hellfire · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken, its Chlorine that kills bacteria in water, not Fluoride (and check your spelling too you non chemist! ;)) Fluoride is that stuff which is supposed to strengthen your teeth and reduce cavities and whatnot. Fluoride is added at the end of the water purification cycle after everything else and only in small amounts.

      As a side note, if you don't like the taste of water from the tap, its often because there's too much chlorine in it because of the number of bacteria that needs to be killed.

      --

      "All great wisdom is contained in .signature files"

    12. Re:Why you should drink tap water by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      In Poland, your mother flouridates the water. In Soviet America, the water flouridates YOU!

    13. Re:Why you should drink tap water by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      I never drink water.

      Fish fuck in it.

  28. Article Text by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Why computer virus writers are useful and we should thank them.
    SyS64738
    08/25/2003

    The title is obviously a provocation. I am considered a balanced personality but sometimes, I like to stretch things to the extreme and to provoke reactions. This article is one of my rare attempts to provoke you... or not?

    Today, after the alarm caused by the fast diffusion of the Sobig virus, we are all talking about the reasons why virus writers are coding more and more viruses.

    "They should stop, somebody stop them!" I hear all the time but... is this right?

    We try to answer to this question with an interview with Professor Samuel D. Forrester, one of the most famous immunologists in the world. Dr. Forrester is on the run this year to get the Nobel Prize for his recent discovery of the mechanisms of aggression of over-reacting immune cells and antibodies. He teaches at the Immunology faculty at the Konigsberg University since 1986.

    Zone-H: ZH

    Professor Samuel D. Forrester: SDF

    ZH: Thanks for having accepted to release an interview to Zone-H

    SDF: Thank you, even if it is quite unusual to be interviewed by a computer security website.

    ZH: Dr. Forrester, can you tell us what is the branch of the immunology?

    SDF: Immunology is the study of the complex and sophisticated immune system. The immune system is a network of cells and organs that work together to defend the body against attacks by "foreign" invaders or germs. The body provides an excellent environment for germs. When they do break into a system, it is the immune system's job to keep them out or to seek and destroy them.

    ZH: What is the job of the immunologist?

    SDF: Clinical immunologists research new tests and treatments involving allergic and immunologic disorders of the immune system. They work with physicians in general practice and in hospital-based specialties to treat diseases using complex and sophisticated clinical techniques. The science of clinical immunology is a fast developing area of the medical profession. The role of the immunologist is increasingly important, both in laboratory work and in patient care.

    ZH: Have you heard about the recent Sobig-F virus deployment?

    SDF: Yes, I read something on the newspapers. Even if computer science is not my science, the topic of the computer viruses is obviously of my interest. See, many aspects of the traditional immunology and the computer viruses are in common.

    ZH: And this is the reason why Zone-H wanted this interview.... Dr. Forrester, what do you think about computer viruses, what do you know about them?

    SDF: Computer viruses are exactly like the normal viruses. They can kill you if your immune system doesn't work, but at the same time, your body should thank them if your immune system is today capable to protect you from deadly illnesses.

    ZH: Can you please develop the concept?

    SDF: It's simple: every time you get a cold, you sneeze. But you could die, actually. The only reason why you don't die is because your immune system has been programmed to react to the "threat" posed by a germ. It's a paradox, but it's the same germ that could kill you that trained your immune system to react when invaded.

    ZH: And what makes the difference? How is it possible that a germ can kill you and the same germ can train your immune system making you stronger?

    SDF: It's just a matter of doses. Like with wine, one glass every day makes your heart stronger and lowers your blood pressure, one bottle every day can kill you. This is the concept on which vaccines are based.

    ZH: We understand that. Can we stretch the concept saying that a constant flow of germs, if received in the proper dose, makes the body actually stronger?

    SDF: Absolutely. If hypothetically we could take two newborn twins and put one of them under a glass-dome and the other one straight into the dangers of the real world, guess who would

    --

    "I can not bring myself to believe that if knowledge presents danger, the solution is ignorance" - Isaac Asimov
  29. Another reason virus writers are useful... by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 1

    I'm sure all of the Symantec and Network Associates employees who owe their livelihood to antivirus development appreciate the work of virus writers. And the IT drones who are kept around to install and update antivirus software and kill viruses, and the network admins who have to temporarily block ports to shut down worm traffic...

    Granted, all this manpower and resources could have been put to use for trivial stuff like... say... developing better software and networks, but HEY! we can thank virus writers for keeping us all on the payroll!

    Hooray for virus writers.

    --
    dinner: it's what's for beer
  30. Big difference by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Troll

    Between natural viruses and bacterias and man-created constructs.

    If I create a superbug in a lab which is incurable, has a 99.99999% fatality rate, and spreads through the air, does that count as part of the "healthy ecosystem?"

    Anyone can see the difference between the common cold and weaponized antrax.

    Virus and worm writers can kiss my ass, with all the rest of the script kiddies and h4x0rs.

    --
    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  31. I can see his point however... by evil-osm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am just wondering if there are no viruses then what difference does a weaker ecosystem make?

    I guess in the end he really isn't stating anything world shattering. It just get back to the adage "What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger".

    --


    E.

    Never rub another man's rhubarb - The Joker
    1. Re:I can see his point however... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "I am just wondering if there are no viruses then what difference does a weaker ecosystem make?"

      Without viruses, your food chain is incomplete so it's not an ecosystem.

  32. So I guess thats he is one of those by The+Old+Burke · · Score: 1
    ..that would have meant that a new outbreak of freshly created anthrax spores would have been interesting?
    Legitimization of computer viruses because of scientific reasons is kind of meaningless and might justify the virus writers actions.
    But I guess that he is one of those that don't sympathise much with the victims of the viruses.

    --
    Proud patriot and republican voter.
  33. So that being the case by Ridgelift · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if that's the case, that viruses make operating systems strong, Windows is the best operating system in the world!

    Hmmm...

    1. Re:So that being the case by frostbane · · Score: 1

      Since the discovery of the 3 Stooges effect this logic has been proven false. Windows isn't the strongest OS, there are just so many virii trying to get in that they are getting jammed in the door frame...

    2. Re:So that being the case by Moth7 · · Score: 1

      Either that or it's immune system doesn't learn from its mistakes ;)

    3. Re:So that being the case by MyHair · · Score: 1

      By the way, the official name for Longhorn will be "Windows HC" (short for "Windows Hypochondriac")

    4. Re:So that being the case by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      So if that's the case, that viruses make operating systems strong, Windows is the best operating system in the world!

      Ignoring the relative merits of Windows, infections would serve to strengthen, not "make strong". Making something stronger doesn't imply it becomes strong, simply less weak.

    5. Re:So that being the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks. I wasn't sure anyone here understood logic and symbolic language. 10% of the posts argue the viruses are bad, so the story is stupid. Why I expect deep thought from Slashdot, I don't know.

    6. Re:So that being the case by Tom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Partially correct.

      The black death wiped out half of europes population, yet it created no natural immunity in the survivors. Today we have a smaller-scale problem of the same kind with HIV.

      In windows, some viruses have and do cause changes for the better. I hate windows with a passion, but I can't deny that some things have improved.
      Other virus outbreaks just kill a couple thousand machines and that's that.

      There's one important difference to biology: When windows gets infected, Linux and other OSes gain the same knowledge boost and might make changes to protect themselves against future viruses. Thus, the network as a whole is also made stronger.

      --
      Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
    7. Re:So that being the case by Dobob · · Score: 1

      [go find my black death book...]
      [searching how many European got killed for the second black death epidemic...][not finding it...]

      Ok, I haven't found the numbers, but if I remember correctly, the first time it killed 1/2 of the population and the second time 1/3. But it was a lower ratio the second time, showing that the living population was more immune to it.
      Also, the reason why the plague stopped after killing most of people before returning a generation later was that between this time most of the population was immune to it.

  34. people RTFA and you complain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ya moron :)

  35. Computers aren't humans! by koniosis · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just because this holds for humans doens't mean it will work with computers. All that it suggests is that having Viruses forces companies to produce patches.

    I guess in the long run programmers will learn from virus outbreaks, how to prevent attacks and reduce secuirty risks. But mostly viruses exploit holes in code or mistakes that should have been sorted in the first place (the programmers know that a buffer underrun is bad, just having a virus expoit it doesn't mean they suddenly relalise how bad it is, they most likely missed it rather than didn't know how to prevent such a disaster in the first place).

    This seems like a flimsey statement I'm not sure I agree with it.

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  36. PROOF that Linux is weak! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It never gets infected, so how can it build up immunity?!?

  37. why mad cow disease is useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it makes you more aware of what cannibalism can do to you

  38. makes sense by pigscanfly.ca · · Score: 1

    Most people dont bother to patch there systems unless there is a virus . A virus tends to not to do mutch damage (compared to what a cracker could do (like steel your personal files , black mail you , etc.) ) and it keeps everyone on there toes .
    All in all viruses tend to be better than having a cracker break into your system ; sure some of them wipe your harddrive clean but compared to what could be done that is a blessing .

  39. Flawed argument. by ravind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The author admits the title is a provocation, so we can cut him a little slack there.

    Nevertheless, it could be argued that if you want to thank the virus for making the immune system stronger, you could also thank the immune system for making viruses stronger, because that is how competition and natural selection work. If we didn't have viruses, we would have no need for an immune system. So to thank viruses for making us spend time and energy in strengthening our defenses seems a little silly.

  40. Site /.'ed... by Otter · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...so I'm just going by the submitter's description but the next time a genetics story is posted here and I flame people for all the "I don't know how DNA works but I assume it's exactly like C code." comments, feel free to remind me of this guy extrapolating from immunology to computer viruses.

  41. Same goes for drug "crime" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    See, if we didn't have drug laws, the government wouldn't have spy cameras, stop and search laws, phone taps, email snooping etc and they'd have no idea what people were up to. They'd have to invent another bogeyman to keep an eye on us. Terrorism for example. The advantage of having another excuse like that is to think ahead and plan for the day all drugs are legal, such as the direction Europe is taking.

  42. Umm, no. by SuperBanana · · Score: 0, Insightful
    In this interview he asserts that immunity is built by infection, and without it you would have a much weaker ecosystem.

    Okay, so in the perfect world where there are no viruses/trojans/worms...why would you need systems to have resistance to viruses/trojans/worms? You don't.

    If you isolate yourself from the world, disinfect everything, etc...yes, you're going to get really sick some day because your immune system will be unprepared. You don't need some rocket-scientist immuniologist to tell you this. However, that doesn't apply to computers- they don't develop an immune response to viruses, adapt, learn, whatever you want to call it. There's no difference between a system you just installed, one that's been sitting behind a firewall for two years w/antivirus software etc, and one that's been sitting outside with antivirus software, etc. If a new virus comes along, they will ALL get infected if left unprotected. One could argue linux and MacOS are succeeding because Windows is slowly killing itself off by pissing off IT departments and users...but that's darwinism.

    Seriously, where did they dig up this nutjob who felt he could compare computers to biological immune systems, purely because the term "virus" is used in both contexts?

    1. Re:Umm, no. by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      Just because nobody would intentionally write a trojan/virus/worm doesn't mean that it wouldn't occur.

      Hell, look at the original sendmail worm. It was a research project that was never supposed to get out of the lab. Oops.

      No, not a perfect example, but the reality is that code has bugs. A bug in some networking software could wreck havok on a completely unprotected network (and, in fact, when a current day worm gets inside of a company that hasn't kept up with patches -- because those systems are supposed to be protected behind firewalls and other security measures -- it does cause great damage). By being forced to protect against intentionally malicious code you're also protecting yourself against unintentionally malicious code. Buffer overruns can occur from malformed input just as easily as from an intentionally crafted virus.

      The end effect is that in your perfect world where there are no virus/torjans/worms when something goes wrong by accident it's going to have a far wider and nastier effect than in the real world. Oh, but I presume that in your perfect world we have perfect code too. That's nice. We don't live there.

      Yes, the analogy isn't perfect -- your point is correct about computer systems not evolving, but if you look at some of the newer research on IDS and anti-virus work you'd see that that's changing as well. Similarly there are base libraries available now that have concepts about what code should and shouldn't do. And when they do something "bad" the code is stopped.

      One could argue linux and MacOS are succeeding because Windows is slowly killing itself off by pissing off IT departments and users...but that's darwinism.

      You could argue that. You'd be even more inane than the professor you're bashing, but that doesn't prevent you from arguing it. If Linux or Macintosh ever become a big enough market segment to target, then they'll be targeted. There aren't significantly fewer holes, nor are there significantly more patched systems (percentage wise for the demographic). I personally believe that the patches do come out sooner for open source, but even that is debatable at times. There have already been several Linux virus written in labs, including some cross-OS (Linux/Windows) ones. Unix does have some definite advantages (notably the usual difference between root and user), but the overall complexity that leads to the holes is not significantly less.

    2. Re:Umm, no. by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Actually, he has a point.

      If your software has really bad vulnerabilities in them, evil hackers can go around exploiting this quietly to get what they want. Then, a virus comes out that exploits the vuln on a massive scale, there's huge publicity about it, patches are released, and then the hacker has been thwarted, because the vulnerability he's been exploiting has been fixed.

  43. He's kind-of wrong anyway by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Funny
    Immunity is exposed by infection. It isn't created out of thin air as needed.

    An infection destroys the weaklings and the unlucky, leaving the robust and lucky still standing.

    If an infection destroys too many of the unlucky, or if the weaklings were the only ones carrying the genetics (or protein rings) required for defense against the next big infection, well... it's the Telephone Sanitisers and The "B" Ark all over again. Be a good lad and throw me my rubber duck, will you? (-:

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    1. Re:He's kind-of wrong anyway by Psyx · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Immunity is exposed by infection. It isn't created out of thin air as needed."

      Immunity to computer viruses/worms and the ilk is indeed created/coded as soon as the susceptibility is detected. Sometimes that happens before an infection, sometimes it happens afterwards.

      So yes, infection can expose immunity, but it can also lead to the purposeful creation of immunity (immunization). For example: if smallpox didn't previously exist, would a vaccine have been developed against it? I doubt it. Then again, in that case, one could argue that the intelligence of the smallpox susceptible population had the effect of making them immune.

      Finally, since I can't read the Slashdotted site, I can only go from the tagline. It mentions building immunity, not creating it. Removing the susceptible parts of the population does build immunity in the population as a percentage.

    2. Re:He's kind-of wrong anyway by ravenousbugblatter · · Score: 3, Informative
      "immunity is exposed by infection. It isn't created out of thin air as needed."

      Wrong. That's exactly the way our immune systems work in some ways. The body has innate immunity against certain germs i.e. the immunity exists before the germ even infects.

      Unfortunately I don't think we yet have anti-virus software like this yet, specifically, software that could predict what a virus might look like (work like) and then make a patch for it before it even exits. I bet software like this is created in less than a decade though. probably less than a few years...

    3. Re:He's kind-of wrong anyway by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
      Removing the susceptible parts of the population does build immunity in the population as a percentage.

      Absolutely true, but in nature it only happens at a fearsome cost to the species.

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  44. Why virus writers are useful? by Snowdog668 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Target practice.

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  45. Horseshit by Robber+Baron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nice troll...even managed to get it posted as a Slashdot article!

    That may be true with a biological system, but it DOES NOT APPLY to electronics. The truth of the matter is, virus writers do nothing but cause havoc, and cost money. So I have a box that's unsecured...so what? That's MY business, NOT yours! Where does it say that you now have the right to fuck with it? Do you somehow think that by buggering it up, you're "helping" me? No, how you help is by leaving it the hell alone! What virus writers and crackers and kiddies do is the moral equivalent of wandering through a neighbourhood and trying everyone's door to see if it's unlocked and then stealing from those whose doors aren't locked. Either that or spraying grafitti or trashing the place. They are not heroes...they aren't "Morpheus" fighting against the "evil machines", they are common thieves and vandals and should be viewed as such and treated accordingly.

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    1. Re:Horseshit by PhxBlue · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Where does it say that you now have the right to fuck with it? Do you somehow think that by buggering it up, you're "helping" me? No, how you help is by leaving it the hell alone!

      All true; but have you considered that securing your system, like securing your house, is the best method of helping yourself? No, others don't have the right to break into your system; but if you don't care about it enough to at least make it inconvenient for hackers and thieves, don't expect anyone else to shed a tear for you when you get owned.

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    2. Re:Horseshit by SheldonYoung · · Score: 1

      If nobody ever commited a crime the first person to come along who did would own the world. Locking down your machine is the same, if there weren't viruses the first person to create one would root every functional box.

    3. Re:Horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it does so apply to complex systems such as the internet. Virii explot flaws in the system, patches are then issued which fix these flaws, and so a virus which attempts to exploit the same flaw will not work. This is a very close analogy with biological systems, once the body has been attacked by a particular (bad) bacteria, the same bacteria will not affect the body.

      By exposing flaws, which are subsequently fixed with anti-virus software (which *must* be used if this analogy is to hold), virii make the your machine, and the internet in general, stronger. Protecting it from a later, possibly more `evil' virus.

    4. Re:Horseshit by YaRness · · Score: 1

      you're right in a sense: the existence of viruses and such force us to install protective software which does nothing to improve our computer systems. they are more like antibiotics and vaccinations in the biological world: it supplements existing defenses, or creates defenses where none exist.

      HOWEVER, if viruses and other exploits cause OS programmers to write better code that prevents exploitation in the first place, now that would be something useful.

      (there's plenty of more explicit comparisons to evolution to be made if anyone wants to.)

    5. Re:Horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice troll...even managed to get it posted as a Slashdot article!

      You know what? You're an idiot. You're a karma whore who in effect is trolling even worse by commenting as such. I can't believe some idiot wasted mod points putting you up to +5 Insightful. Dammit I hate you--you are the kind of person who makes me hate /. You are the type of person that starts a comment or reply by saying: "Wrong. It's actually blah blah blee, not blah blah blue..." I use ALL of my metamoderation to make sure the idiots who mod trolls like you up gets puniched for it.

    6. Re:Horseshit by Tom · · Score: 1

      So I have a box that's unsecured...so what? That's MY business, NOT yours!

      Wrong. I happen to do virus propagation research at the moment, and I can prove both mathematically and through simulation that the larger the infectable population, the worse the outbreak will be (i.e. the faster the worm or virus will spread).

      This is, of course, well known in human virus research and is why vaccination is mandatory in many countries.

      There are differences between biology and electronics. This isn't one of them.

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    7. Re:Horseshit by ameoba · · Score: 1

      It may not apply to current systems, however there are some people around here working towards changing this. I'm not sure if it'll work, but it'd nice if they do.

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    8. Re:Horseshit by BryanL · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I keep hearing the rationale that virus writers keep OS writers honest by pointing out exploits and that OS writers would be reluctant to correct. Microsoft released the patch for the blaster worm, yet the virus writer still allowed the virus to be released in the wild. Obviously not everyone with windows patched their systems, but, seeing how not every windows box was infected, and given time more people would have been protected, the solution was working. With or without the virus the correction was released and being applied.

    9. Re:Horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what apologist crap - just because you're weak - or lazy or trust worthy or whatever doesnt mean you deserve to be attacked by random strangers - don't blame the victims

  46. make them lethal by Mrs.+Grundy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the biological world, if you catch a bad virus and don't defend against it, it will kill you. In the computer world their are idiots who just think their computer is acting weird or getting slow so they scrap it, filling landfills, and buy a new one, lining Microsoft's pockets. If they could invent a computer virus that weeded out idiots who don't patch their systems permanently, it might help make computers stronger.

  47. Bush's almost as good as you, mein Fuhrer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
    Here's his resume:
    • Iattacked and took over two countries.
    • Ispent the US surplus and bankrupted the Treasury.
    • Ishattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.
    • Iset an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
    • Iset all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
    • Iam the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
    • Iam the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
    • In my first year in office Iset the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
    • After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, Ipresided over the worst security failure in US history.
    • Iset the record for most campaign fundraising trips by any president in US history.
    • In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
    • Icut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
    • Iset the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
    • Iappointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
    • Iset the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV.
    • Isigned more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other president in US history.
    • Ipresided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
    • Ipresided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
    • Icut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
    • Iset the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind
    • Idissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
    • I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
    • Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)
    • Iam the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
    • Ipresided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
    • Iam the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and Idid so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
    • Ihave created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
    • Iset the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history.
    • Iam the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
    • Iam the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
    • Iremoved more checks and balances, and have the least amount of Congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
    • Irendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
    • Iwithdrew from the World Court of Law.
    • Irefused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
    • Iam the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
    • Iam the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
    • The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay,
  48. Married With Children Reference by burgburgburg · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Peg: Thank Microsoft, kids, for leaving it's operating systems so wide open that lots of virii writers will keep at it, eventually leading to safer versions that probably won't come in your lifetimes or the lifetimes of your children or your children's children.

    Bud and Kelly: Thanks Microsoft.

  49. Okay, article /.'d ... by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    Just based on the subject line and my own experience/education (IIADoctor), he's likely to be right... he's definitely right about biological systems.

    Repeated challenges to your immune system keep it strong, and may render you at least partially immune to related infections. Immunity to one infection may lend immunity to others... Vaccinia infection protects against smallpox, for example. Exposure to some animal forms of rotavirus (common cause of diarrhea in infants... and adults. The immunity wanes later in life) may lend partial immunity to the human form of the disease.

    Aside from generating similar antibodies, your immune system also generates cytokines and other proteins that assist your immune system in fighting off infection. The interferons are a good example (and are used to treat some viral infections, like Hep C). TNF (tumor necrosis factor) is another example.

    Now, this probably also applies to computers, though the mechanisms differ. Attention to one vulnerability may shed light on another... patching one hole may protect from several viruses/worms.

    No pain no gain, I suppose.

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  50. Of course they're useful... by ChopSocky · · Score: 1

    After they're dead and hanging outside my front door as a warning to other virus writers.

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  51. The people who hit it rich in the gold rush.... by luckyguesser · · Score: 1

    ...were the people selling the pickaxes. The only people who will really benefit from virus writers and their creations are anti-virus software providers.

    If we were to compare this situation to the human body and real viruses, we can quickly see that, yes, some viruses can be fought down with only the immune system of the person. But for everything else, we have doctors- extremely high-salaty doctors. Do YOU wanna start getting really high anti-virus bills after a super-virus is released and only one or two companies have the "cure"?

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  52. Flawed logic... by Junta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Saying that if no attacks ever occured, then we would be vunerable is kinda silly. Of course it is true. It's like saying it is bad that elephants aren't falling regularly out of the sky, because it makes it so we are totally unprepared for the situation. Making a world without virus attacks automatically includes the consequence that virus attacks are not to be worried about.

    I guess the point is that immediate exploitation of every defect means that, in theory, a devastating attack that exploits everything at once is not possible. But I would say that the frequent, *extremely* impactful exploitation of 'minor' flaws is far more damaging than a rare, totally devastating blow in terms of cost.

    Or else he could be saying our culture is being trained in the ways of viruses so that the next unsuspecting invading alien race comes to attack, we can whip out a Powerbook and screw them over because their culture never dealt with viruses and worms...suckers.

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    1. Re:Flawed logic... by jetkust · · Score: 1

      Most viruses however do not attempt to do anything damaging to a computer directly, meaning they create an immunity to another virus which could have been a lot worse. Its the same attitude that "elephants won't fall from the sky" that keeps people from applying fixes to vulnerabilities. And, in many cases, it may be better off to wait for a specific attack and fix it than to prepare for every possible attack.

    2. Re:Flawed logic... by darkov · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Not quite. Elephants falling out of the sky isn't very probable. Viruses and other antisocial or nefarious attacks are almost certain.

      But people deny the risks or just can't be bothered. In order to "weed them out" they should be attacked regularly. Then they adapt and don't effect the rest of the population.

      If you realised the shear number of bugs out there that could kill you compared to your one life, you'd realise the significance of this.

    3. Re:Flawed logic... by Efreet · · Score: 1

      Think of it this way. There's a lot more to computer security than virus attack, but virus attacks are the most visable reason to have a secure computer.

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    4. Re:Flawed logic... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I think he's saying that cowpox protects you against smallpox. And, to an extent, he's right.

      It can be a real nuisance when you get a virus, but most of them aren't designed to be killers. And once you are protected against them, then the hole is closed, and worse things can't get through.

      I think that generally most of the damage cause by viruses is through inadvertence. The ideal virus would be unnoticed, and merely siphon off your resources until it accomplished it's purposes. In which case you had better hope that it's purposes aren't particularly harmful to you. (And that the writer doesn't have a randomly viscious turn of mind.)

      Remember, the prototypical virus was called "cookie monster", and was just somebody showing off how smart he was. (That one replicated by someone else figuring out how it was done, and doing it again somewhere else.)

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    5. Re:Flawed logic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The logic isn't flawed, your extrapolation is. Just because something has a good result doesn't mean more of that something is good. Just because drinking 100 gallons of water a day will kill you don't mean it's illogical to drink water.

      The viruses do help prevent black hat breakings. That's all that's being said here. Both are bad, but I'd rather have a virus infection than a breakin. The first is brainless and predictable with a little research. The second can be a nightmare. I've fought both in the days before we were allowed to firewall.

    6. Re:Flawed logic... by Nunar · · Score: 1

      Yes, I would like to buy your tiger-repelling rock!

  53. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Interesting

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  54. Weak/Strong Multidimensional by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sounds like loaded terminology, much like Nietzsche.

    Sure, viri make the population develop "strength", as measured by resistance to attack, but there's reasonable doubt whether your killing off "weaker" portions of society is a good thing; some of the "weak" members of society might well have contributed a great "strength" in a different area.

    I know lots of computer nerds with "weak" constitutions that wouldn't have stood much of a chance against bubonic plague, but they're arguably quite strong when it comes to quickly fixing the latest computer virus infestation.

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    1. Re:Weak/Strong Multidimensional by benzapp · · Score: 1

      The descriptive words weak and strong apply to certain attributes of a living thing, but do not necessarily imply that living thing is entirely weak or strong.

      THe point with the article, just as with Nietzsche, is that life IS struggle. Our immune system is strengthened through constant attack. Our souls are strengthened by struggling for life itself.

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  55. Since this isn't a perfect world by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
    Many years ago (back in the early 80s), I was employed by a leading UK aeronautical technologies company to work on security. One of my briefs was to write software that would compromise or disable hardware of any intruder using 8086 and 8088 CPUs under DOS.

    These were probably among the first viruses (though nobody called them as such then), since they were designed to propagate from host to host. They were, by present standards, quite primitive but nonetheless effective.

    The rationale was that if we couldn't stop intruders from getting in, then we should at least make sure they couldn't do anything useful.

  56. Whatever doesn't crash me... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...had better have a damn fine firewall. (-:

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    1. Re:Whatever doesn't crash me... by linzeal · · Score: 1
  57. If it weren't for viruses and blackhats... by cowbutt · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...the situation would be worse not better. And I say this as a white-hatted security consultant.

    I've reluctantly come to appreciate the role that noisy blackhats and virus authors play in getting organisations to improve their information security infrastructure. If it weren't for them, I feel there would be a thriving underground economy of industrial espionage and personal information theft because it would be so easy. At least with the constant pressure applied by viruses and blackhats, the most gaping security vulnerabilities tend to get fixed, sooner or later (even if a few organisations end up being made examples to the rest).

    Personally, I don't really care about catching virus authors and blackhats. I just care about keeping them out of the machines and networks I've been paid to care about.

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    1. Re:If it weren't for viruses and blackhats... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Personally, I don't really care about catching virus authors and blackhats. I just care about keeping them out of the machines and networks I've been paid to care about.

      Do you feel the same way about burglars, rapists and murderers?

      "I dont care about catching rapists, so long as they rape your mother/sister/wife and dont come in my house."

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    2. Re:If it weren't for viruses and blackhats... by weileong · · Score: 1

      I feel there would be a thriving underground economy of industrial espionage and personal information theft because it would be so easy.

      Isn't a thriving economy a good thing? :-)

    3. Re:If it weren't for viruses and blackhats... by shoppa · · Score: 1
      If it weren't for them, I feel there would be a thriving underground economy of industrial espionage and personal information theft because it would be so easy.

      There is such a thriving underground economy, and it is ridiculously easy. You don't even have to break into the system - companies mail around Microsoft Word documents and Excel spreadsheets with the undelete buffer still in them. Back off the changes and you see their internal notes, or the previous customer/client they talked to.

      Or guess URL's based on patterns commonly used. (This made the newspapers when it was discovered how easy it was to get embargoed SEC documents and rulings ahead of schedule). Or increment UPS tracking numbers to find out who a company's other clients/customers are. etc.

    4. Re:If it weren't for viruses and blackhats... by costas · · Score: 1

      I am sorry, but this is analogous to saying that frequent window-smashing by neighborhood thugs protects your local bank from bank-robbers. Industrial espionage exists because there is a profit to be made from stealing comptetitive secrets or data; that wouldnot change, no matter how secure the systems would be. There would always be black-hats around that would get paid enough dough to break in.

      I think the real gain is in the rates of white-hat and black-hat consultants alike :-) --yeah, I am jealous...

    5. Re:If it weren't for viruses and blackhats... by cowbutt · · Score: 1
      There is such a thriving underground economy, and it is ridiculously easy.

      However bad the situation is now (and it is pretty bad), I feel it would only be worse if we didn't have blackhats and viruses to raise the bar at least a little.

      For a start, imagine government agency staff (and not just the three-letter agency types) casually intruding on personal information databases because they couldn't be bothered to go to all the trouble of "due process"...

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    6. Re:If it weren't for viruses and blackhats... by cowbutt · · Score: 1
      I am sorry, but this is analogous to saying that frequent window-smashing by neighborhood thugs protects your local bank from bank-robbers.

      Not necessarily. Look at it this way, because there is a problem with burglary in most western countries, most houses come with vaguely secure locks and front doors. If it weren't for that, you might expect to find your neighbour poking around your stuff because they're paranoid that you're [having an affair with their spouse|behind the vandalism attacks on their car|controlling their mind with orbital laser satellites].

      I think the real gain is in the rates of white-hat and black-hat consultants alike :-) --yeah, I am jealous...

      Don't be, they aren't that great, and haven't been for some time unless you're in a Big-5 bodyshop.

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    7. Re:If it weren't for viruses and blackhats... by cowbutt · · Score: 1
      As other posters have pointed out, analogy hell, but...

      I'm not a member of the law enforcement community and I don't feel compelled to act as a vigilante, either in the physical world, or with regards to "cyber criminals" (blech!)

      If I was employed by said law enforcement agencies, of course I would care about it. And intuitively, I understand that without any enforcements of "hacking crimes", the situation might be quite unbalanced.

      But the difficulties of tracking and successfully prosecuting crackers means that for pragmatic purposes, organisations are, IMHO, better spending their time and energy on other things - like keeping them out in the first place.

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  58. I have one word for you by mirko · · Score: 1

    "vaccination"

    The logic is in the viruses' impacts (in terms of both strength and penetration/outbreak).

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    1. Re:I have one word for you by ufoo · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is that without viruses, there would be a significant impact made by the slightest virus? How would that impact occur without viruses?

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    2. Re:I have one word for you by mirko · · Score: 1

      I don't know how you made this deduction...
      If this comes from pot, this must be some good one... ;)

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  59. Well, that's bloody stupid, isn't it? by Bertie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, if there were no infectious agents, we'd have no need for an immunity system. Since both Mother Nature and yer average geek are generally quite averse to expending energy needlessly, this would free up resources for other things, some of which might even have positive benefits.

  60. Ebola is worse than a cold by yerricde · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We need to have viruses that just give our computers a cold, in order to build up defenses against the electronic equivalent of Ebola.

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    1. Re:Ebola is worse than a cold by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      building up immuno-defensives against the cold will not protect you agasint ebola, just as getting and removing sobig will not protect you from davinci.

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  61. Bring on the pop-philosophy by sremack · · Score: 2, Funny

    -- Insert your favorite "The Matrix" quote here --

  62. Circular reasoning by transient · · Score: 1
    This seems a little circular. We have immune systems to protect ourselves against viruses and other foreign bodies. When we get infected, our immune systems get stronger and learn to fight off that particular infection. So we need viruses to protect ourselves against viruses. Eh?

    Or from another perspective, if there were no viruses, our immune systems would grow weak through disuse. We wouldn't be able to fend off viruses. But since there aren't any viruses to begin with... you get the idea.

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  63. Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "That which doesn't kill Windows only makes it stronger."

    1. Re:Yeah, right. by Moth7 · · Score: 1

      The problem is most things just get straight to the killing o_0

    2. Re:Yeah, right. by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      "That which doesn't kill Windows will wait and try again tomorrow."

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      !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
    3. Re:Yeah, right. by glenebob · · Score: 1

      Well, it isn't like it's gonna get any weaker...

  64. Egghead Thinking Process by tds67 · · Score: 1
    In this interview he asserts that immunity is built by infection...

    So to protect myself from future STDs I should run out and try HIV/AIDS, Herpes, Syphillis, etc.?

  65. Basically, by loconet · · Score: 1

    we need infections in order to build immunity.

    well, if we didn't have infections why would we need immunity?

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  66. what kind of BS is this by segment · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A few years back I did an interview with a virus writing group called shadowvx

    While all the rage is on viruses and backdoors, would you care to explanation as to what exactly it is your members do? One not too familiar with the scene would think most virus coders are evil pricks out to rm -Rf /* the world. Whats your guys description of the virii field?

    Well, many virus coders do not agree to destructive payloads now. The idea of a virus is to spread. What is the use of a virus that infects a computer and formats it's hdd? In effect it is killing itself... not the best idea if it wants to spread no?

    With regards to what ShadowvX members do, we code viruses that incorporate new or existing virus techniques. We try to code viruses with things like ICQ spreading or virus networks. Only a few of our codes have made it into the wild, but they had to be released. Ya know, new techniques, lets see how far up the AV "Dangerous" list we can get :] We make it a policy though that no code gets released unless all members agree it should. And we ain't no evil pricks either... we are like you guys, doing what we do to prove that computers are too relied upon these days...

    Back Orifice, Netbus, Melissa, Tuxissa, ILOVEYOU, were plain and simply maliciously coded virii, we know some virii coders assist companies like Symantec, AVP, etc, whats your outlook on the creators of these program like Melissa, etc.?

    Well, with Melissa it certainly showed MS a few things. Most of the code that gets released are to show or exploit vulnerabilities in software or hardware.. it just seems to only happen with MS software.

    My view on these types of coders is no different from how I view other virus coders. They want to create something and show that humans rely too much on computers now a days.
    rest of interview

    Anyway, my thoughts for one are, wouldn't someone who works for an antivirus company have a biased opinion being that the more people create a virus, the more money his company would make? Give me a break. Viruses are nothing more than annoyances which serve no purpose whatsoever, no matter how you want to look at it. Developers of software should take more precautions when releasing code to ensure these viruses dont become epidemics like SobigF was, knocking off the electric grid. For anyone to claim that a virus is good coming from a corporation, he deserves to be canned. The statement he made about being infected to be cured is irresponsible. Should someone die because some medical equipment malfunctioned due to some power outtage that was cause by a virus for the sake of find an antidote? I think not.

  67. Survival of the fittest by Escoutaire · · Score: 1

    Virus, hackers, script kiddies et al serve the same functions in cyberspace as viruses and predators do in nature.

    They weed out those not strong enough to survive, ensuring that the next generation is stronger and more resilient.

    If it wasn't for the lessons learned and problems fixed during numerous previous virus and hacker attacks, the damage caused by viruses suck as Sobig and Blaster would have been catastrophic.

    Escoutaire

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  68. So what? by crazy+blade · · Score: 1

    As many people are pointing out, immunity is a force-feedback system. As viruses spread, their hosts evolve to become better at fighting them. Which in turn leads to "better" viruses. Which in turn...

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  69. A useful target for Virus Writers... by blcamp · · Score: 0, Troll


    Spammers.

    Let the haxxors go after the ba****ds who keep sending us "O_n_l_i_n_e_D_e_g_r_e_e", "Lonely?", "Arnold", "Urgent Business Proposal" and all that other BS.

    Bring THIER servers down, and they will earn instant respect... at least from this computer geek.

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  70. Re:1 post and..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel like I should know, but what does the term "slashdotted" mean?

  71. But if there were no worms by AchmedHabib · · Score: 2, Funny

    If there were no worms of vira, why would we have to secure it agains it.:)
    And if a server boots in the forest, does it beep?

  72. Fittest!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fittest!? I though it was survival of the FATTEST. Damn. I'm screwed.

  73. But they ARE useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely computer virii are immensely useful from the point of view of studying life itself? They replicate, they interact, who knows - one day soon we may have one which exhibits cognizance? (Then comes the moral debate over 'virus rights', etc, the anti-abortion-like bombing of Symantec offices and then the first ever computer virus sit-com (the O.S.bournes), and then that whole debacle over their seemingly unfair tax exemption... I've seen it all... )

    1. Re:But they ARE useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know - I can't remember if the Constitution says anything about the President necessarily being a non-computer virus???

  74. the lesson today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to start an OSDN virus writing project!

  75. Skeptical of Dr. Forrester by slackr · · Score: 1

    Any relation to Dr. Clayton Forrester? I mean, cuz that guy was MAD. Deep hurting! DEEEEEP HURTING!

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    * Please do not read my signature.
  76. From the Satellite of Love... by nburtner · · Score: 1

    Yes, and now, Dr. Forrester can use the Viruses to make all the computers in the world play horrible movies, so that he can take over the world!

    Push the button, Frank! We've finally won!

  77. Getting Philosophical. by Gorbie · · Score: 1

    What this essentially states is that predators (which include virii) help to make prey stronger.

    This could be argued by saying that in the absence of predators, there would be no need for prey to have a defense. Simple. But equally as stupid.

    In computer terms, this translates to us needing security because of those that would exploit the lack of it. To say that security is better because of better criminals is stating the moronic obvious.

    People will rise or fall to your level of expectations. Something I learned early in my management career. The same is true for people's needs...and by extentsion here the needs of their computer's security systems. Darwinism will always rule in a predatorial world, and only the security that can keep up with the criminals will survive.

    Remember, kids...Eyes in the front means predator. Eyes on the side means prey.

  78. You can't cover all eventualities by cybergrue · · Score: 1
    As a programmer, I have been in many situations where I did not even think of a contingency until a user did something that no one was suppose to do and the app blew up. The last major bugs I had to fix in my project were not found by QA, but by a poorly trained user who didn't know that you shouldn't do something, or did something completely different to how they were suppose to complete a task.

    What I am trying to say here is that developers will never be able to see all possibilities and will be blind to entire classes of problems until they are pointed out. Conversely, virus writers will not be able to find all the possible holes in a program at a single time and will often only exploit a handful of holes per attack.

    In conclusion, security evolves by analyzing past attacks and reacting to plug the hole so it cannot be used again. Like bacteria and anti-bodies, this process can be very efficient over the long run, even if we have to suffer through epidemics every once in a while.

  79. Yes by nuggz · · Score: 1

    We increase security because of criminals.
    If you have been the victim of a crime, you will increase your security to prevent it from happening again.

    The existence of criminal improves security, however this doesn't mean you're in a better overall situation.

  80. weaker what? by irving47 · · Score: 1

    without it you would have a much weaker ecosystem
    Forget the ecosystem. Without virii, I'd have a much weaker wallet. People refuse to keep their systems up to date. When they pay the price, they do it figuratively and literally... To the tune of $95/hour.

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  81. Kindof like slashdot trolls by Procrasti · · Score: 1

    If you think of all the hacks (the immune system) put into slashcode to stop the trolls (bacteria), you can see how the same process works to improve the immunity of slashdot to trolls.

  82. DB connection failed (). by blunte · · Score: 1

    And /. is good for you because it makes you make your hosting stronger :)

    Or it eliminates the weak...

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  83. Against what is the ecosystem being strengthened? by PhoenixRising · · Score: 1

    As has been pointed out in previous posts, it seems silly to say that viruses are good because they strengthen the ecosystem, when the threats are viruses. However, it seems to me that what something like Blaster really protects against are malicious individuals.

    If your company gets hit with Blaster, your IT department has to spend a bunch of time cleaning up and patching the PCs that are infected, but in the end, the cost for a worm like Blaster that doesn't destroy data is only man-hours; you're not losing sensitive business data. If no one had written the Blaster worm, and the vulnerability remained unpatched, a malicious individual (maybe an ex-employee, maybe a criminal from another country, whatever) could use that same vulnerability to gain access to a few of your systems and engage in more nefarious acts, like theft or destruction of secrets and personal information about your employees.

    Yes, it's difficult to stay on top of patching, when Microsoft churns out vulnerability after vulnerability. However, it must be done, and non-data-destroying worms and virii provide a nuisance that protect the ignorant and incompetent from bigger threats.

  84. Broken analogy by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

    Biological immune systems are so effective because they automatically stochastically learn how to detect and neutralize antigens. By and large there is no such thing for computers (except for large expensive "enterprise nervous systems", but the majority (in quantity) of victims are end users, not the enterprise), so it is a bit disengenous to imply that viruses confer some sort of innoculation. Not to say that having holes brought into daylight won't in turn force increased security, but that can be done through traditional bugtraq/exploit channels without introducing an epidemic in the wild.

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  85. This ignores the fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That if virii didn't exist in the first place, then immunity would never be required!!!!!

  86. "virii" is not a word!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    For all that is holy, the plural of "virus" is "viruses."

    1. Re:"virii" is not a word!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      virii is a word, as is databii

    2. Re:"virii" is not a word!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'mon, this is Slashdot. We need to make ourselves sound more intelligent by any means necessary. If that means butchering the English language to create a word that sounds intelligent despite being completely wrong, so be it. =)

    3. Re:"virii" is not a word!! by div_2n · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps any and all that believe that should read this:

      http://www.perl.com/language/misc/virus.html

    4. Re:"virii" is not a word!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For all that is unholy, the plural of virus is still viruses. i don't want people to think the use of viruses is elitest.

  87. Yes, I think DEBIAN is due for a major virus soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT WILL DEFENIATLEY happen to debian, The 2.2 kernel is filled with bugs. YES DEBIAN ZEALOTS, stable!=secure. Modding this -1, trollbait won't help you when your'e r00ted, stop running debian, use an up to date distro such as Gentoo, Slackware and Mandrake Cooker. All aimed at advanced users, but ARE UPTO DATE AND SECURE!

    I knew TWO companies that were rooted because they ran debian woody, so I switched them to Slackware and they haven't been hacked for over a year!

  88. follow the money by vnv · · Score: 1

    The real story on viruses/virii is about the money.

    Microsoft loves having a low security OS because it forces people to upgrade whenever Microsoft's security PR team issues a "fixed in the next version of Windows" press release. And that brings in money. Much more money than having to staff a few extra people and say "we're doing our best patching all the holes in Windows".

    Symantec, Network Associates, IBM, and all the other security companies are making big time paper off of viruses and other security threats. In the early days of "scan", it was a common rumor that McAffee wrote the viruses as well as the virus scanner -- to the point "scan" was jokingly referred to as "scam".

    So of course, a security site has an interview with some professor who comes up with some flim-flam about how viruses are good. It's called job security. Or buttering your bread. Whenever one sees such obvious collusion, the simple way to find the truth is to FOLLOW THE MONEY.

    Whenever there is a giant multi-billion dollar business depending on virus writers you can bet your bottom dollar there will be virus writers. And professors saying how virus writers are good for you.

    And when it comes to the validity of the professor's basic premise, only an idiot would get suckered in by such a stupid argument.

    Pollution kills many beneficial organisms and makes an existing ecosystem weaker. Crime does the same thing.

    Do people move to high crime areas to make themselves stronger? Or to high pollution areas? Life is finite; life is fragile; ecosystems are fragile, especially software. Viruses and other attacks take away precious resources from doing good things in life with the resources you have. It's simply a waste of resources to have to armor and protect every website/house/place of business to the point of absurdity.

    Ugh. Corruption is just so smelly.

  89. hmmm.... by WankersRevenge · · Score: 1

    he asserts that immunity is built by infection, and without it you would have a much weaker ecosystem.

    So...without virus writers, our computers would weaker, easier to infect by virus writers? hmmm.

    In other news, breathing is good for you.

    1. Re:hmmm.... by DirkDaring · · Score: 1, Funny

      "In other news, breathing is good for you."

      If you were a professor you too could get a large federal grant to research that.

  90. Uh, yes by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 3, Informative

    You want some analogies?
    Computers have varying levels of protection: We, administrators, play the role of t-cells, white blood cells, and macrophages.

    So a computer 'ecosystem' is like a lan or a network; or even the internet. So the immune response? Train the users not to click attachments. Install firewalls. Install filters. Install anti-virus programs. Install patches.

    Don't forget that systems aren't static! Windows Update, patches, new holes, etc, are 'discovered' and 'sealed' in organic, not deterministic, fashion. Likewise as new systems are brought into the network, they will/should have greater protection, according to patches, newer users with 'learned' behavior from prior attacks, and newer software.

    You can't treat a computer network separate from the users, else you can't take into account trojans!

  91. pointless logic exercise by *weasel · · Score: 1

    one cannot assert that without viruses, we'd have a weaker technical ecosystem. because, without viruses - 'security' wouldn't be a fitness test for ecosystem strength.

    this statement is only valid if one assumes that a virus -will- eventually exist. and then, it is suggesting that the quantity of past viruses survived, should imply higher probability of survival in the face of this 'new' virus.

    but it is fairly plain to see that each successive measure to defend ourselves is only a successful defense against the -last- virus. and in fact, that is all anti-virus companies do: they write code to check for the presence of virii they know to exist.

    but does this make us any safer against the next virus? were we any safer from MSBlaster than we were from Nimda? (as an ecosystem as a whole)

    the only -preventative- measures that give our ecosystem 'strength', is more attention to patches, more attention to system resources, diversity (not putting everything on a single mission-critical box), and redundancy.

    these strengths, are lent to the ecosystem moreso from dealing with hardware failure, software bugs, system interoperability, natural disaster, and maximizing resources for free market competitive fitness; rather than solely from dealing with malicious code.

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    // "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
  92. Text by phuqwit · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why computer virus writers are useful and we should thank them.

    SyS64738
    08/25/2003

    The title is obviously a provocation. I am considered a balanced personality but sometimes, I like to stretch things to the extreme and to provoke reactions. This article is one of my rare attempts to provoke you... or not?

    Today, after the alarm caused by the fast diffusion of the Sobig virus, we are all talking about the reasons why virus writers are coding more and more viruses.

    "They should stop, somebody stop them!" I hear all the time but... is this right?

    We try to answer to this question with an interview with Professor Samuel D. Forrester, one of the most famous immunologists in the world. Dr. Forrester is on the run this year to get the Nobel Prize for his recent discovery of the mechanisms of aggression of over-reacting immune cells and antibodies. He teaches at the Immunology faculty at the Konigsberg University since 1986.

    Zone-H: ZH

    Professor Samuel D. Forrester: SDF

    ZH: Thanks for having accepted to release an interview to Zone-H

    SDF: Thank you, even if it is quite unusual to be interviewed by a computer security website.

    ZH: Dr. Forrester, can you tell us what is the branch of the immunology?

    SDF: Immunology is the study of the complex and sophisticated immune system. The immune system is a network of cells and organs that work together to defend the body against attacks by "foreign" invaders or germs. The body provides an excellent environment for germs. When they do break into a system, it is the immune system's job to keep them out or to seek and destroy them.

    ZH: What is the job of the immunologist?

    SDF: Clinical immunologists research new tests and treatments involving allergic and immunologic disorders of the immune system. They work with physicians in general practice and in hospital-based specialties to treat diseases using complex and sophisticated clinical techniques. The science of clinical immunology is a fast developing area of the medical profession. The role of the immunologist is increasingly important, both in laboratory work and in patient care.

    ZH: Have you heard about the recent Sobig-F virus deployment?

    SDF: Yes, I read something on the newspapers. Even if computer science is not my science, the topic of the computer viruses is obviously of my interest. See, many aspects of the traditional immunology and the computer viruses are in common.

    ZH: And this is the reason why Zone-H wanted this interview.... Dr. Forrester, what do you think about computer viruses, what do you know about them?

    SDF: Computer viruses are exactly like the normal viruses. They can kill you if your immune system doesn't work, but at the same time, your body should thank them if your immune system is today capable to protect you from deadly illnesses.

    ZH: Can you please develop the concept?

    SDF: It's simple: every time you get a cold, you sneeze. But you could die, actually. The only reason why you don't die is because your immune system has been programmed to react to the "threat" posed by a germ. It's a paradox, but it's the same germ that could kill you that trained your immune system to react when invaded.

    ZH: And what makes the difference? How is it possible that a germ can kill you and the same germ can train your immune system making you stronger?

    SDF: It's just a matter of doses. Like with wine, one glass every day makes your heart stronger and lowers your blood pressure, one bottle every day can kill you. This is the concept on which vaccines are based.

    ZH: We understand that. Can we stretch the concept saying that a constant flow of germs, if received in the proper dose, makes the body actually stronger?

    SDF: Absolutely. If hypothetically we could take two newborn twins and put one of them under a glass-dome and the other one straight into the dangers of the real world, guess who would survive in case of a serious plague?

    ZH: The

  93. Immunity isn't created out of thin air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Immunity is exposed by infection. It isn't created out of thin air as needed.

    Yeah, tell that to my sysadmin pal - his boss decided last week that as a result of infection, all 3000 windows boxes were in need of manual patching, RIGHT NOW.

  94. Circular Reasoning by jeddak · · Score: 1

    Computer viruses make systems more secure because if there weren't computer viruses, the systems would be more vulnerable to....um...computer viruses.

    Car accidents make cars safer...

    Terrorism makes a society more safe...

  95. Should we drink tapwater, you Commie? by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The USSR did huge studies on this, varying the flourine levels and getting statistics.

    Mod the parent down. I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

    1. Re:Should we drink tapwater, you Commie? by heli0 · · Score: 1

      God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids!

      --
      Whenever the offence inspires less horror than the punishment, the rigour of penal law is obliged to give way...
    2. Re:Should we drink tapwater, you Commie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      excuse me sir, will you come with these gentlemen so we can discuss your point of view further

      R.Ashcroft USSA

    3. Re:Should we drink tapwater, you Commie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then he hit "submit."

      I'm still trying to figure out that last part.

    4. Re:Should we drink tapwater, you Commie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somethingthing should be done about:
      Reggie Ashcroft?
      Ron Ashcroft?
      Roy Ashcroft?
      Richard Ashcroft?
      Raymond Ashcroft?

    5. Re:Should we drink tapwater, you Commie? by heli0 · · Score: 1

      The whole thing is a movie quote.

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      Whenever the offence inspires less horror than the punishment, the rigour of penal law is obliged to give way...
  96. Put aside the morality for a second. by s20451 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think we can all agree that cracking is immoral. But put that aside for a second. The fact that cracking is simply possible means that someone will probably do it. Leaving your box open for attacks, which could in turn compromise other machines, simply because you're depending on the moral behaviour of someone else, is irresponsible.

    Furthermore, I disagree that only damage can result. By assuming adverse behaviour, the result is a much stronger network, in which one malicious or malfunctioning node doesn't bring down service for everyone. Better understanding of network dynamics and network protection results from attacks, regardless of how much we hate them.

    --
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    1. Re:Put aside the morality for a second. by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      But put that aside for a second

      No, that's the point.

      No one suggests that you leave your machine vulnerable to attack. But neither should we suggest that there is anything useful about the attackers or their actions.

      To address the main post Virus writers are useful because it is wrong to tie fluffy bunnies to a stake and then shoot them in the gut to watch them die in pain.

  97. Two things. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    First, why are viruses like Sobig such pussies? Whatever happened to the days of rewriting the MBR, formatted harddrives, geometrically expanding file sizes, and the like?

    It seems to me that viruses could be doing a lot more evil, yet they aren't.

    The conspiracy theorist in me says that the 'virus-scanning companies are really the ones behind these pussy-ass viruses.

    Since none of them do any real damage, it could be argued that antivirus companies create them, distribute them, then 'convieniently' have a fix ready. To cover their tracks, all viruses are 'hobbled' in function - if a virus happens to be traced back to them, AV companies can say it was a 'proof of concept' that was accidentally released.

    To those who say that viruses are an unnecessary evil, I submit that if there were no viruses, that one would be 'accidentally' created eventually by self modifying code that will be used in more and more devices. With computer power increasing at its current rate, I predict that (rather, I hope that) software will be available to infer what the 'writer' wants and go ahead and create the code via genetic algorythims.

    At some point, genetic coding would create something self-replicating and inadvertently release it to an fertile playground.

    Ultimately, it comes down to human nature. We have viruses because we have people. For profit, or for glory - humans create these viruses. Just like humans, they aint goin nowhere.

    1. Re:Two things. by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      One might argue that computer viruses that destroy their host are reducing their chances of reproducing. Human viruses like HIV/AIDS keep their hosts alive for years and are very adept at spreading themselves.

  98. so what about firewalls, then? by sbma44 · · Score: 1
    isn't a computer behind a firewall like that baby in the hermetically sealed environment?

    The computer virus analogy is unusually good as electronic:biological analogies go. Let's not overextend it.

  99. Major Differences by UnknowingFool · · Score: 0

    While virii do help organisms become stronger, we have to remember that evolution is a key player in this situation. For computers, it's not the same because operating systems do not evolve naturally. They are patched. They are designed. They can be resurrected on computers by formatting and starting over. While virus writers do help out by finding flaws, this is only really a side benefit.

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  100. I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if real viruses could be created on your home computer just for fun, what would life be like? "Honey, could you get the update for the firewall on your way home?"

  101. insult to injury by segment · · Score: 2, Informative
    SDF: Well, when Internet was borne, viruses already existed, I remember I got a Pong virus on my AT computer. By that time people were already talking about producing anti-virus software. Today Pong, is not anymore a threat as all ?trained computers? (read: with an anti-virus installed) are immune from it. In this view, the only way to make a complicate system strong, is to train it with a constant flow of threats. It might seem a paradox but this is how it is.

    This is definitely an outrageous statement coming from a professional. Consider that viruses that humans get as opposed to computer viruses, are not created. Now we all know that some have been created, but not to the extent of computer viruses. How responsible would it be for the Center for Disease Control to create viruses unleash them with the monicker "Hey we did it for your immune system. Is this guy insane. Remember that people rely on electricity, so stop to think about all of the emergency rooms that had no power. Stop to think about surgeons in the middle of surgery who had power zapped on them due to a virus.

    ZH: So you are saying that virus writers have their own role in the Internet system.

    SDF: Absolutely.

    This leads me to believe that some of these scientist create viruses and unleash them to the general public. Anytime I see this guy's name mentioned anywhere near the word government I would hope he is not under contract with them in any shape fashion or form for his lack of ethics.

    To think virus writers have a purpose is the most ludicrous statement I've heard to date. Does this moron have a clue as to how much money companies spend in downtime due to some e-diots writing shit nobody wants on their systems. Does this e-diot have any idea how much time admins have to spend fixing machines, not to mention software developers working double time for a fix. What the hell is the net coming to?

    1. Re:insult to injury by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      This is definitely an outrageous statement coming from a professional. Consider that viruses that humans get as opposed to computer viruses, are not created. Now we all know that some have been created, but not to the extent of computer viruses. How responsible would it be for the Center for Disease Control to create viruses unleash them with the monicker "Hey we did it for your immune system. Is this guy insane.
      Oddly enough, that's exactly how polio was wiped out in the US. The "live" polio vaccine is actually contagious. In many respects, it is analogous to WELCHIA, an infectious patch for the MSBLASTER vulnerability.
    2. Re:insult to injury by ekasteng · · Score: 1

      "Remember that people rely on electricity, so stop to think about all of the emergency rooms that had no power. Stop to think about surgeons in the middle of surgery who had power zapped on them due to a virus."

      Although a computer virus could potentially cut power to a Hospital or other facility, the senario of the lights going out in the middle of surgery is highly unlikely.

      There are 3 power branches in a hospital, a Main branch, a critical branch, and a life safety branch. Whereas the main branch could go down, the critical and life safety branches are on generator backup. Although in time, given a long enough outage this too could fail (i.e. running out of fuel for the generator) The staff would have plenty of warning.

      Reference NEC 2002 Article 517

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      "You say my way of thinking cannot be tolerated? What of it?"
  102. Umm, you're confused. by rrkap · · Score: 2, Informative

    You don't use flouride to kill bacteria in water. It is added as a form of mass medication to prevent tooth decay. Bacteria and other nasties in tap water are usually killed by chlorine or ozone (although there are other ways it can be done, such as using UV). Over chlorination is usually avoided because it makes the water taste bad, is hazardous if you REALLY overdo it, and because it is a waste of money. Too much ozone is hard on pipes. Too much flouride kills people with weak kidneys (well, actually if you get the levels high enough, it will kill anyone, but that's way above the level used in municipal water systems).

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    I like my beverages with warning labels!
    1. Re:Umm, you're confused. by jakobk · · Score: 1

      And if you use UV on triclosan-contaminated water, a type of dioxin forms. Read the label on your antibacterial soap.

  103. text of the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why computer virus writers are useful and we should thank them.

    SyS64738
    08/25/2003

    The title is obviously a provocation. I am considered a balanced personality but sometimes, I like to stretch things to the extreme and to provoke reactions. This article is one of my rare attempts to provoke you... or not?

    Today, after the alarm caused by the fast diffusion of the Sobig virus, we are all talking about the reasons why virus writers are coding more and more viruses.

    "They should stop, somebody stop them!" I hear all the time but... is this right?

    We try to answer to this question with an interview with Professor Samuel D. Forrester, one of the most famous immunologists in the world. Dr. Forrester is on the run this year to get the Nobel Prize for his recent discovery of the mechanisms of aggression of over-reacting immune cells and antibodies. He teaches at the Immunology faculty at the Konigsberg University since 1986.

    Zone-H: ZH

    Professor Samuel D. Forrester: SDF

    ZH: Thanks for having accepted to release an interview to Zone-H

    SDF: Thank you, even if it is quite unusual to be interviewed by a computer security website.

    ZH: Dr. Forrester, can you tell us what is the branch of the immunology?

    SDF: Immunology is the study of the complex and sophisticated immune system. The immune system is a network of cells and organs that work together to defend the body against attacks by "foreign" invaders or germs. The body provides an excellent environment for germs. When they do break into a system, it is the immune system's job to keep them out or to seek and destroy them.

    ZH: What is the job of the immunologist?

    SDF: Clinical immunologists research new tests and treatments involving allergic and immunologic disorders of the immune system. They work with physicians in general practice and in hospital-based specialties to treat diseases using complex and sophisticated clinical techniques. The science of clinical immunology is a fast developing area of the medical profession. The role of the immunologist is increasingly important, both in laboratory work and in patient care.

    ZH: Have you heard about the recent Sobig-F virus deployment?

    SDF: Yes, I read something on the newspapers. Even if computer science is not my science, the topic of the computer viruses is obviously of my interest. See, many aspects of the traditional immunology and the computer viruses are in common.

    ZH: And this is the reason why Zone-H wanted this interview.... Dr. Forrester, what do you think about computer viruses, what do you know about them?

    SDF: Computer viruses are exactly like the normal viruses. They can kill you if your immune system doesn't work, but at the same time, your body should thank them if your immune system is today capable to protect you from deadly illnesses.

    ZH: Can you please develop the concept?

    SDF: It's simple: every time you get a cold, you sneeze. But you could die, actually. The only reason why you don't die is because your immune system has been programmed to react to the "threat" posed by a germ. It's a paradox, but it's the same germ that could kill you that trained your immune system to react when invaded.

    ZH: And what makes the difference? How is it possible that a germ can kill you and the same germ can train your immune system making you stronger?

    SDF: It's just a matter of doses. Like with wine, one glass every day makes your heart stronger and lowers your blood pressure, one bottle every day can kill you. This is the concept on which vaccines are based.

    ZH: We understand that. Can we stretch the concept saying that a constant flow of germs, if received in the proper dose, makes the body actually stronger?

    SDF: Absolutely. If hypothetically we could take two newborn twins and put one of them under a glass-dome and the other one straight into the dangers of the real world, guess who would survive in case of a serious plague?

    ZH: The

  104. The concept is mostly correct. by cornice · · Score: 1

    All of you saying this is a pile of shit are mostly wrong. Think of a computer virus as something like a cold virus. It's a royal pain in the ass but it's not going to kill you. Look at how many systems have become more secure as a result of the viruses/worms that have spread over the past few years. Consider how pathetic security was before all this. Now think of a malicious cracker or a terrorist network hacking into any and every computer on the net. That scenario becomes much less likely if people are forced to secure their systems first. I only hope that enough of these mostly benign worms go around before someone releases something really nasty.

  105. I'll tell you why virus writers are useful... by hype7 · · Score: 0

    ... they provide you with a near weekly reminded of why you shouldn't use Windows! ;)

    -- james

  106. old topic by 514x0r · · Score: 3, Insightful

    there is nothing new about this idea; it's bean around for years. taken out of context, however, it leads people to the erroneous conclusion that if a bunch of virii are let loose on the net, all the systems that survive will somhow improve. to extend the bio-system analogy, that would be like dropping anthrax in time-square, figuring that whoever made it out would be better equipped to survive an attack. in reality, however, bio-systems are strengthened through either eons of evolution, or limited exposure to weakened strains. to extend this analogy, having a bunch of OS developers sitting in an isolated area studying the effects of a virus on a discreete system, then applying what was learned to the next itteration would help. thinking that letting worms loose to imporve the net as a whole is pure hooey.

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  107. If he's right... by tmark · · Score: 1

    In this interview he asserts that immunity is built by infection, and without it you would have a much weaker ecosystem.

    This is really just an unhappy coincidence brought on by what is really a poor analogy.

    By his analogy, we should thank burglars for helping create better security systems. We should thank child molesters and child beaters for helping us create tougher child abuse laws. WWe should thank police brutality for making us more vigilant of abuses of police authority. We should thank the 9/11 terrorists for helping toughen up airport screenings.

  108. You're kind-of wrong by loose_change · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Immunity is exposed by infection. It isn't created out of thin air as needed.

    While in some measure your statement has validity, it doesn't quite get the point.

    In the creation of antibodies and other receptors in the immune system, cells literally rearrange their chromosomal DNA to create antibodies with different specificities. That means each cell has a different potential specificity. When the body gets exposed to a new pathogen, it probably has one or two cells that will make an antibody that can respond to it. If it does, it only has a very few cells that make appropriate antibodies -- in effect, at the moment of exposure, the body has no immunity, only the potential for immunity. Those cells have to be stimulated to reproduce and develop into specialized antibody factories before the body has anything sufficient to fight the infection. The immunity gets created based on existing potential.

    Immunology works as a metaphor. The analogy in this case is the following:

    A virus is released. Several people have the knowledge to patch the security hole exploited by the virus. The larger system of users does not become immune until those with the knowledge write and distribute the patch. The patch doesn't exist before the virus challenges it. It gets created out of existing potential.

  109. Re:He's kind-of right anyway by dogugotw · · Score: 1

    If I remember my immunology right, he's not wrong.

    Threats are handled in a couple of ways. The body can mount an untargeted 'kill it' response that doesn't depend on prior exposure. At the same time, specific cells detemine the chemical structure of the assault and build specific response chemicals (antibodies) that are used in subsequent attacks. The body does build a completely new antibody to a new threat - it's not just exposing some already there antibody. This is why innoculation against last year's virus doesn't help this year. Your survival isn't dependent on what antibodies you have but rather on your ability to create new and successful antibodies when required.

    Dogu

  110. Wrong perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He's not saying that a world in which no viruses were created would have more security problems. Rather that a world in which no viruses were released into the wild (but in which viruses continued to be developed) would be very susceptible. Even better: if there were two completely disconnected internets (call them Europe and North America before 1492) only one of which had viruses released onto it then the other internet would be a security train wreck waiting to happen. The absence of such a large virus proving-ground explains why the propagation methods of most viruses are flawed.

  111. This might have been true... by SuperguyA1 · · Score: 1

    This might have been true if there wasn't an OS monopoly. Microsoft has no truly compelling reason to stop writing buggy software. 90% of the software market will use thier stuff regardless. Viruses apply to 'survival of the fittest' models, which unfortunately doesn't apply here.

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    "as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee" - Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz. (One man's humorous is another mans flamebait)
  112. Purity of Essence by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    Hah! The Warsaw Pact countries were behind this fluoride thing afterall.

  113. Statistical Universe by Walrus99 · · Score: 0

    How can you know how good you have it if it's not even possible to have it any other way?

    In other words: I don't use a Mac because I dislike Microsoft, I dislike Microsoft because I have used a Mac.

  114. Favourite bad translation from article by realnowhereman · · Score: 1

    Thank you professor Forrestor - you have been exhastive.

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    Carpe Daemon
  115. That's very true by LeoDV · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As most of us know (the article's been slashdotted, so I don't know if it's there), vaccines actually work by inoculating a small quantity of the agent into our system so that our immunodefensive system can learn how to combat it when it comes back full force.

    When I was a baby and a kid, my parents let me walk on the floor naked, put things in my mouth and all things that most parents shriek at. But the consequence is that my immunodefensive system got extremely strong very soon, so now I don't have any problems. In kindergarten and school I would drive teachers mad because I'd play in the rain with only a shirt on, and they'd call my mom and she'd simply reply "Well, does he get sick? ... No? Well, there's nothing wrong with letting him play in the rain, then." And indeed there wasn't. Now I don't care about the cold, I'm very resistant to common disease and pain (I once had an ingrown toenail that I foolishly let grow and infect, and the podologist said it was the biggest she'd ever seen and exclaimed "It must hurt like hell!" and my genuinely surprised reply was "It's supposed to hurt?"). When most people I know catch the flu and so do I, they're floored for two weeks and load up on antibiotics (which don't make a fucking difference because the flu is a virus and antibiotics only kill bacterias!), and I just sniffle for a few days and go on with my life like nothin'.

    I know it sounds like I'm recounting all of this just to brag, but it's actually to prove a point. Most people will cover up with a bunch of sweaters (especially their children) whenever it's a bit cold, or it rains. We're not made of sugar! The rain won't melt us! It's good to be a little exposed to the Bad Things of this world, because it's the only way we can fight them when we get really exposed.

    1. Re:That's very true by tgibbs · · Score: 3, Informative
      When I was a baby and a kid, my parents let me walk on the floor naked, put things in my mouth and all things that most parents shriek at.

      One proposed explanation for the rising incidence of asthma is that parents don't let their kids do this so much anymore (or they clean their floors with disinfectants). The notion is that your immune system is evolved to deal with a certain level of attack. If it doesn't find enough invaders, it "figures" that it just isn't trying hard enough, and cranks up the volume until it starts going crazy over every mite and speck of pollen.

    2. Re:That's very true by paulerdos · · Score: 1

      yes, you must know more about all the epidemiologists at CDC, why don't you let them know about this insight that antibiotics don't actually do anything for the flu? it would be worth at least a nobel prize, i'm sure.

      there are different kinds of flus. we don't know the entire story yet, but we do know that some are viruses and others are bacteria. antibiotics has a good chance of helping recover from the flu in most cases.

  116. flouride is toxic by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Flouride keeps your teeth clean, however it is poisonous. Granted, in small doses, there seem to be no negative effects. However, if you think years and years of flouride won't hurt you, you're kidding yourself.

    Getting old does not mean getting sick.

    "Yeap, he's dead... but damn, look at those teeth!"

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    Spoon not. Fork, or fork not. There is no spoon.
  117. The latest technology of virus writer entails... by Dark+Coder · · Score: 1

    So, are the ordinary Internet user with virus checker protected against the following?

    1. Dynamic code unrolling (privatized unzip algorithm)
    2. Stack corruption opportunity hijacker
    3. stealth trojan distribution
    4. encrypted homing control channel
    5. subervise subchannel carrier over TCP or IP option field or unused media bits?

    Then you would have to use NetBSD operating system (latest and greatest in security).

  118. Except that.... by Channard · · Score: 0
    .. while the odd virus exploits security holes, and raises awareness of that security issue, the whole 'makes us stronger' doesn't stand up to examination. Take Windows for example - each iteration of Windows still has security flaws. Outlook still is vulnerable to viruses - nothing has been done to stop viruses running rampant through Windows.

    And clearly the virus outbreaks of the past do nothing more than make the public sit up for a moment then forget about it. Too many people still don't have anti-virus protection, despite previous outbreaks. Every year there's some virus outbreak or other, despite all the fuss made over last year's outbreak. I don't see any real changes or improvement happening here.

  119. benign in software by splerdu · · Score: 1

    A non-malicious demonstration of an exploit in question, perhaps?

    White-hat are the innoculants of the software world. Of course, it's up to the company on the receiving end whether they patch up their servers or sue the good samaritan under the DMCA.

  120. Lame Analogy by Hellraisr · · Score: 1
    Where this analogy falls through is that in biology, the virus attacks the 'operating system' per se, and the 'operating system' has tools to fight back, sometimes with an innoculation. But you never need a 3rd party piece of equipment (such as a virus scanner) to help you.


    So in short, the virus fighting elements should first actually be part of the OS before this analogy would make any sense.

    1. Re:Lame Analogy by biggj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but most people go to the Doctor and get some sort of "3rd party" shot or pill. Really, what's the differece.

      I think that in either case it is either flaws in the origional design or new technology (bio or otherwise) which leave the "host" open to an attack.

      --J

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      -- [Sig] Rome did not create a great empire by negotiation; They did it by killing everyone who opposed them.
  121. Logical Flaw by Atmchicago · · Score: 1

    If nobody wrote viruses or took advantage of insecure systems, computing would be much cheaper and everyone would lead a happier life, except maybe the people at Norton.

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    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it dissolve.

  122. Here come the invaders! by freeze128 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, so every virus writer on the planet has left your machine alone. It's running fine and has never been patched. You surf all day long with no more than a pop-up ad. Then comes the horde of flying saucers who tap into the internet and take over all of the PCs using the RPC flaw, thus using our own global network against us. Your PC is but the first to fall.

    Meanwhile, everyone else has patched their systems, and is now joining in on the offensive. I, for one, Welcome our new alien overlords, but you will be one of the slaves building the giant statue of Kang.

  123. Analogy Hell by jetkust · · Score: 1

    Do you feel the same way about burglars, rapists and murderers?

    "I dont care about catching rapists, so long as they rape your mother/sister/wife and dont come in my house."


    So your saying it is just as bad for someone to infect your computer with a virus, as it is to for someone to rape your mother/sister/wife?

  124. Unknown Vulnerabilities? by gunnk · · Score: 1

    It's really a moot point, because most viruses exploit vulnerabilities we don't know about yet.

    Sorry, but that statement is just plain wrong. Almost EVERY virus/worm takes advantage of well-publicized vulnerabilities. In the overwhelming majority of cases, the fix is already available well before the virus arrives. Since patches were already available weeks in advance of the first appearance of "in the wild" viral code the recent widespread outbreaks tells us that the problem lies in getting new security patches in place, not in discovering them.

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    Life is short: void the warranty.
    1. Re:Unknown Vulnerabilities? by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      The people who got infected did not know about the vulnerability, or else they did know and deserved what they got.

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      ...
    2. Re:Unknown Vulnerabilities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The woman walking down the dark alley didn't know about the rapist lurking in the shadows, or else she did know and deserved what she got.

      You're just a king of logic, aren't you.

    3. Re:Unknown Vulnerabilities? by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      I'm saying they willingly did not update their system to combat the virus...equated to a woman knowing a rapist was following her, yet making no attempt to get help as she walked past a cop.

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      ...
  125. Wrong analogy by realnowhereman · · Score: 1

    The professor compares the internet to the human body. I think he's incorrect in this. In the case of a human body - if you get a virus that you have no way of defeating, you die. Better would be to compare the internet with a population. A really nasy biological virus will wipe out a large portion of the population, but hopefully the diversity of the population will mean that someone will have an immunity or at least be capable of creating one, and that immunity will then spread through the population using the standard principles of natural selection. This is a good argument for keeping the diversity of computer systems connected to the internet high.

    Imagine that every IP on the internet is running Windows. Now imagine a really nasty worm that exploits an, as yet unpatched, hole. The whole internet dies almost instantly. However, if the population is diverse then only a percentage is lost and the remainder can be used to rebuild those losses.

    As much as I hate to say it, we're going to have to keep Windows around for operation "Human Shield".

    --
    Carpe Daemon
  126. This is why we won in Independence Day by johnbr · · Score: 3, Funny

    One of the weaknesses of a group mind - they never wrote any software viruses, so they never learned to build anti-virus software. If they had A/V software, we never would have been able to send them that virus to drop their shields.

  127. A really well put analogy... by browman · · Score: 1

    If it weren't for hackers and virus writers, there would be no defence mechanisms against major attacks. If sobig was the first malware we'd ever seen, the net would be so screwed right now...

    Linux is only strong because hackers have historically 0wn3d boxen for their useful features. That's how I learned my lesson, and now I take care.

    Windows historically has had lousy connectivity, so it's blight has been through virii. Now that's getting better, it's the turn of the worm.

    Now for those antibodies....

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    You fool! You've given cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano god! Do you know what that means?
  128. Making me feel better by tjc0 · · Score: 0

    Good to be reminded that what ever kind of 'world leader' you are you can still talk utter bollocks without alcohol.

  129. Small difference by bobthemuse · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between the biological and electronic systems. Biological threats are always external and can randomly mutate. If we don't have a good immune defense, a small random mutation or exposure could kill us.

    However, what if there were *no* viruses or bacteria (forget the fact that this is biologically impossible...), in this case, what use would the immune system be? If we eliminate electronic viruses, what will our systems have to be strengthened against?

  130. Yes, but... by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

    In this interview he asserts that immunity is built by infection, and without it you would have a much weaker ecosystem.

    If we didn't have viruses we wouldn't need immunity from them.

  131. Re:Depopulation. by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think he is implying Darwinism. I.E. Those that do not adapt to virii attack, become extinct.

    The problem is that those who survive get better at surviving viruses, but that diverts energy away from the constructive activities that we could be undertaking if we weren't defending ourselves from the unholy alliance of Bill Gates and half-assed teenaged code wankers.

    Weed out the week and stupid, leave only the competent. We need less computer users anyway. We can go back to good old BBSing and a USENET free of assholes.

    I don't recall that BBSes and USENET had fewer assholes back in the day, though I'll grant you that fewer of them were dumb assholes.

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    Proud member of the Weirdo-American community.
  132. Poor analogy... by drjzzz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Surviving a flu virus does NOT improve your resistance to plague. In fact, it doesn't necessarily even improve your resistance to the next season's flu variant. The immune system is very specific. With very few exceptions, immune resistance is absolutely disease specific. Nietzsche was not an epidemiologist: what does not kill you usually makes you weaker, more susceptible to the next infection.

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    to err is human, to forgive is divine, to forget is... umm...
  133. The crime analogy is better by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

    There are "safer countries" with regards to viruses, too: Os X, Linux, BSD, Plan 9, etc. Microsoft is to viruses what the US is to crime (the "less civilized" bit is wrong, unless it's being tautological; crime is worse in the US than in many less developed countries.)

    By the reasoning of the article, Microsoft operating systems are enjoying the benefits of a challenging environment in which to evolve, while the others are not.

    I think the original viruses-as-Darwinian-pressure analogy is far less apt than the viruses-as-crime one is. Are computer systems better because we now have a thriving market in antivirus software? Is a crime wave a good thing because it encourages businesses to hire armed guards (passing the costs on to the consumer), thus making the business "stronger?"

    Sometimes it's not a matter of "that which doesn't kills you, makes you stronger." Sometimes it's "that which doesn't kill you, almost killed you."

    1. Re:The crime analogy is better by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 1
      Are computer systems better because we now have a thriving market in antivirus software?

      Only if by better we mean more resistant to viruses.

      If you have a world of multi-colored birds, and you introduce a predator which kills all birds but the blue ones, you'll quickly find yourself with a world full of blue birds. But that does not mean the blue birds were any better than the red birds or the green birds; only that the blue birds were more resistant to the predator which was introduced.

      If things continue on the current course, I suspect we will one day find that Microsoft Windows (or it's decendent) is better at resisting viruses than any other operating system. But the question is: do you want a system that's the best at resisting viruses, or do you want a system that's the best at doing what you want it to do?

      Immunity is created by exposing an organism to the threat in a manner which does not kill it; in other words, allows it to respond and grow stronger. This model is optimized in the Open Source world, where a threat (such as a potential buffer overflow) is exposed as a Bugzilla posting, rather than as a part of a fully blown worm or virus.

      It's not that open source is inordinately insecure by virtue of never having been tested (as some would assert) but rather that closed source is just now getting it's first exposure to a threatening world.

      --

      The thing about things we don't know is we often don't know we don't know them.

    2. Re:The crime analogy is better by danila · · Score: 1

      Morris wasn't a criminal, he was a Cornell Science student. You wouldn't expect him to write and release the worm. Same thing today, although some viruses might be written by criminals or [conspiracy]antivirus companies[/conspiracy], most are written for fun by people who should have known better.

      So we can be reasonably sure that viruses will appear in the future even if we somehow manage to educate the people and turn all virus writers to good. Another Morris will appear and write a virus not wanting to cause any harm. And the problem is that the more complex our systems become, the more dangerous will they be. Yes, the chances of viruses emerging from ones and zeros are currently slim. But what will happen when we have smart networks? Some harmless maintenance functions might become dangerous because of a bug or because of unpredicted interaction with other harmless components (there was an excellent post here on /. that I can't find that described a very complex and difficult to find bug, which required combined efforts of 4-5 highly qualified specialists to eliminate it. The author was very proud of his own achievement - he managed to "reliably" reproduce the bug in ~30% of tests).

      Random criminals are not so dangerous, because their actions are limited by the nature of our phisical world. Even the most dangerous serial killer can't kill more than a hundred people. Computer viruses, on the other hand, are potentially capable (not today and with extremely low probability) of penetrating 90% of the world network in 5 seconds, blowing up several nuclear power plants, distrupting GPS and crashing hundreds of planes, wrecking shousands of ships and hundreds of thousands of cars, not to mention killing millions of people in hospitals, lifts, subways and literally everywhere. Add to that releasing some deadly biological viruses by shutting down security systems in the research labs. It only takes one virus in right circumstances to do all that shit.

      So you can ignore the risks of potential real criminals and live with weak (in a good sense) and simple law enforcement. But you can't ignore the danger (potential future danger) of computer viruses in the same way.

      --
      Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
  134. Source of viruses... by stevedc2000 · · Score: 1

    Of course, you know that viruses are actually written by the same people who write the virus checking software... It's a clever scam to create a software business out of nothing :)

  135. Obligatory Dilbert quote: by zCyl · · Score: 1, Funny

    "I've been thinking about how wonderful it would be if all people renounced violence forever."

    "That's a beautiful thought, Dogbert."

    "If nobody else was violent, I could conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife."

    ~ Dogbert and Dilbert, Dilbert by: Scott Adams

  136. Seems like the plot of bad Hollywood movie by ameneon · · Score: 1

    Aliens are attacking the earth(of course represented by the US) by sending a virus/worm into the internet. But wait, it doesn't infect anyone, not even Windows machines. Fast forward to mandatory speach by whoever is US president at the time "Thank you sobig.F ! And God bless america"

  137. "improving" the breed... by constantnormal · · Score: 1

    As I interpret the sentiment, the author is saying that the internet will "evolve" to be more resistant to the bad effects of virii.

    That "evolution" may not be in a direction that we would regard as desirable.

    For instance, introducing per packet fees/taxes would be a highly effective way to deal with both virii and spam, as it would impose both a disincentive for mass-mailers (affecting both spammers and clueless users whose systems become "owned"), and much improved traceability (anonymous mailers can't be billed, so they don't get serviced).

    The open, "public" interent would quickly give way to an all-commercial/goverment (exempt from fees, of course) internet that was largely free of spam and virii.

    One of the nicer aspects of trying to preserve the weak along with the strong is that it expands diversity and possibility. Give me a world with antibiotics and medical infrastructure any day over trying to make it on the merits of my own immune system.

    I prefer the notion of exterminating virii (and spam) as opposed to surviving them. We just have to be sure that the cure is not worse than the disease.

  138. Re: Linux by bussdriver · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do Linux, BSD, and Mac OS X have enough people checking for security flaws? Or do all these viruses actually HELP windows catch up?

    Will windows eventually become better as a result of all these attacks?

  139. I don't think it's that silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, perhaps it's better to think of IT/programmers/security-experts as the antibodies, rather than the antivirus software. The whole thing makes a little more sense.

    Antivirus software and security software developed originally on simpler systems to fight against simpler attacks. This correlates to an immune system learning to fight more resilient viri by training on the common cold. Not such a stretch.

    And it's the programmers/IT who learn to adapt. This leads to better antivirus software/firewalls/security procedures/whatever. If we had not developed this technology/know-how over time, and then were hit all at once with SoBig, the damage would be far more extensive. And, inevitably, someone will write something 50x worse than SoBig, and then the argument can be made that the experience with SoBig was helpful in preparing us.

    In addition, it brings up and interesting idea (for me, anyhow) that perhaps we should be looking at biological defense mechanisms as models for developing analogical computer defenses (ones that are adaptive and all).

  140. Re:The latest technology of virus writer entails.. by dr2chase · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You could do a little beter than just dynamic code unrolling. Each time the virus propagates, it needs to rewrite parts of itself at the machine code level, so that the bitpattern changes. For example, there's more than one way to zero a register (XOR with self, subtract from self, move immediate zero to self) and there's more than one way to add a constant (add one, subtract -1). This would make viruses harder to identify.

    Viruses also need to propagate decoys. For example, 65 gigabytes of simple pattern, bzip'd, is less than 100k. So, to thwart scanning of compressed files, send around lots of compressed nothing, that will bog down the scanners. That will cause people not to use them.

    SoBig's rendezvous scheme was also pretty silly. 20 fixed IP addresses? Get real. Each virus should carry around (say) 100 IP addresses, and as it propagates it should randomly replace old addresses with new ones (dynamically assigned IP addresses would give this some trouble -- imagine that, variable IP addresses as a good thing). That way the viruses form a mesh that is not vulnerable to the loss of just a few links. Communications over the mesh would need to be public-key-signed, so that it could not be hijacked by people attempting to trace the behavior of the virus.

    It could also tear apart its "next step" into pieces so that anyone intercepting just a few copies of the virus would be unable to tell what to do. At the activation time, it could do peer-to-peer reassembly of the Next Step, either using simple cut-and-paste, or using something more clever like Reed-Solomon coding so that it need not be so picky about exactly which peers it finds. (The peers, of course, must be programmed not to reveal their part of the Next Step until after the activation time.)

    There's also been not nearly enough multi-mode propagation. An email virus combined with a few buffer-overflow attacks could get in behind a firewall and make a thorough mess of things.

    The virus could also undertake a DDOS against all the usual suspects after it had achieved critical mass (similar to the behavior of actual bacteria as individuals, versus as a group) to make it difficult to receive security updates or news.

    So, yeah, life could get plenty interesting.

  141. weak interview by EZmagz · · Score: 1
    This interview/article is terrible. A pity actually, because the interviewee is a highly respected immunologist. I took a few high-level immunology courses in undergrad (was a bio/cs double major), and I can tell you first hand: these guys are SMART!!! Many are PhD/MDs who do some pretty groundbreaking stuff in the world of biology and medicine.

    Anyway, it seemed like the ZoneH guy was just skimming the surface of the similarities/differences of computer and human viruses, basically just trying to get a professional immunologist to confirm how "cool" and beneficial viruses are. Trolling, if you will.

    The old adage "What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger" is applicable towards humans, since our immune system builds a defense by sampling new pathogens and working to defend the body against further attacks from that particular strain of pathogen. Does this really work when applied to computers though? It seems that although there's antivirus apps out there to protect your computer against new attacks, computer viruses are a pretty binary thing: either you're infected (and pretty much fucked most of the time), or you're not. Whereas with humans, it's possible to have a minute amount of a pathogen in your system in order to build a defense against it. One could argue that that's exactly what antivirus apps have in their signature database, although I don't totally buy it. That's more analogous to a mother passing on her immunological "database" to a child at birth through ImG and ImM (IIRC) via the ambilical cord and breast milk (later on, when the child's born). The child is protected, but because of a third party's intervention...much like my laptop using Norton's AV database of known viruses.

    For me at least, it would have been interesting to see what this guy thought of polymorphic computer viruses. Pretty fascinating stuff, really...a virus who's characteristics change in order to defend against antivirus detection? Same payload and effect, but different signatures everytime? Why couldn't they have talked more about stuff like this?

    Just my 2 cents.

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  142. Problem with annalogies by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    {Of apples and oranges}

    This is the sort of flawed logic that arises from the use of analogies. I mean you can't define one system by using facts from another system and expect it to be completely accurate, they are different systems, if they were the same system you wouldn't need to use analogies; they'd be the same...

    A computer virus is not naturally occurring so it should not be compared to something that is naturally occurring.

    So, with that said, here is my analogy on why this is flawed. "Hey Biff I have a truck to help you move". Ned shows up with a car, Biff says, "Where is your truck?" Ned says "a car is like a truck"

    I also must disagree with the good doctor. "SDF: Computer viruses are exactly like the normal viruses." They are not exactly alike, they may have similar characteristics but they are not exactly alike. I am a security administrator for a Fortune 500 company, that does not qualify me to publish a study in The Journal of the American Medical Association, so when they come to interview me, which I am sure they will, about this seasons flu, I will decline.

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  143. Re:Not too bad of an idea (re: Melissa) by telstar · · Score: 1
    "And when someone DOES decide to release a 'Melissa', we're all screwed"
    • You dated her too?

  144. Re:Not too bad of an idea (re: Melissa) by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. She told me I was the only one.

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  145. The Black Plague.... by lysium · · Score: 1, Informative
    Some towns cleaned up the sewers, and the water systems and killed off as many rats as they could find, those towns did relatively well during the plague. There were other towns that were convinced that the plague was sent by God (and maybe it was) and refused to clean or do anything about it, and those towns were wiped from the map.

    Cats were considered to be small demons by the excessively-Chrisitan (and excessively stupid), and routinely killed. This allowed the rats (and thus, the plague) to spread unchecked. Delightfully ironic -- who in this case was doing Satan's work, the cats, or the cat-killers?

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    1. Re:The Black Plague.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second this. It's not a flamebait, it is what actually happened.

    2. Re:The Black Plague.... by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1
      Cats were considered to be small demons by the excessively-Chrisitan (and excessively stupid), and routinely killed.

      The stupid Christians you're refering to killed cats because cats were often associated with witches as familiars. (Which is of course, stupid in and of itself.) This wasn't because cats themselves were considered evil. You are certainly correct that this foolishness lent itself to the spread of rats.

      I guess it's a good lesson to all that even if you perceive something as "evil", chances are it serves an important function in this global eccosystem of ours. If you just start randomly destroying parts of a system because they rub you the wrong way, the system won't work.

      By the way, I am staff to two cats. I assure you: they are evil. ;-)

    3. Re:The Black Plague.... by lysium · · Score: 1
      I suspect that they were considered evil -- not only because of the witch connection, but by their nocturnal activities (hideously loud mating rituals come to mind here). This society still considered breathing night air to be harmful to the health....it wouldn't be a leap of (twisted) logic to say that anything that thrived in such evil conditions was evil, too.

      I have a few of the demons myself; contrary to lore, the white ones are the true hell-spawn....

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    4. Re:The Black Plague.... by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1
      I suspect that they were considered evil -- not only because of the witch connection, but by their nocturnal activities (hideously loud mating rituals come to mind here). This society still considered breathing night air to be harmful to the health....it wouldn't be a leap of (twisted) logic to say that anything that thrived in such evil conditions was evil, too.

      Good point. Alas, such idiocy continues unchecked even today.

  146. Re:TRANSLATION by cowbutt · · Score: 1
    Speak for yourself. Google around - I'm not hard to find.

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  147. Re:He's kind-of right anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The body does build a completely new antibody to a new threat - it's not just exposing some already there antibody

    Sort of. The genes that code for antibodies contain "hypervariable" domains that mutate much more often than normal genes. This causes the body to be continually generating antibodies against completely random targets. The neat part is, that if you feed the body something to which one of those random antibodies can bind, then the cell that makes that antibody gets a big proliferation signal, makes many copies of itself and more-or-less ensures that that particular antibody becomes permanently expressed.

    So, clinical immunization depends on feeding the body a thing that looks a lot like live virus/bacteria/etc, but which won't cause sickness. The immune system gets to do target practice on the dead virus, creates or reinforces the B cells (T cells? ...could never keep them straight) that target those particular epitopes.

  148. Viruses IS correct!- Dorlands Medical Dictionary by spineboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is no listing for virii, but Dorlands Medical dictionary (probably one of the most widely used ones), lists viruses as the plural of virus. There is no medical word virii. I have never heard any of my medical co-workers use virii - we all use viruses.

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  149. No by Robber+Baron · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I reject the notion that my inaction would make me bear any sort of responsibility for someone else's criminal actions. That's like saying a woman who dresses a certain way deserves to get raped.

    Of course, that being said, I am not going to make it easy for them, not because of any sort of ethical obbligation, but rather because I don't want to subject myself to the inconvenience.

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    1. Re:No by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 1

      True, no amount of flimsy dress will excuse a rape, nor reduce the culpability of the perpetrator.

      However, a woman can with her actions aggravate rape upon herself though, possibly even to the extent that the crime might not have ever occured had she not solicited it.

      In a world where every computer system was locked down so that no viruses or worms could do any significant harm, how many people could be arrested for virus authorship? My guess is not many.

      Ask yourself which is a better society: one where all virus writers are incarcerated quickly and systems are fairly insecure, or one where systems are quite secure and virus writing is highly impractical.

    2. Re:No by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      I reject the notion that my inaction would make me bear any sort of responsibility for someone else's criminal actions.

      Shit happens, and that includes human shit. If your hard drive fails and you didn't back up, it's your problem no matter what incompentence happened at the hard drive manufacturer. If you leave your ports open and get rooted, it's your problem, no matter which scriptkiddy did it. Trying to shift the responsiblity around doesn't solve anything; it will happen, and you're the only person who can stop it who has a motive to do so.

    3. Re:No by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about who was to blame? No matter whom you blame for the intrusion, you're just as fucked--therefore you're better off trying to prevent the intrusion in the first place than whining about it after the fact.

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    4. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if your computer is hacked into and someone then uses it to hack something important, you bear no responsibility?

      Remove the spurious analogy to rape for a minute and think about it--if you're simply negligent about proper security (e.g. patching your systems) you're part of the problem and will help take down the internet someday when the worm writers figure out that they don't need to spread quite as fast as they do & that they can actually put a damaging payload (e.g. rm -rf / type code) in them.

      Funny thing is, right now, the only part of the worms that hurts anything is the wasted bandwidth they use in spreading...

  150. Re: Linux by garcia · · Score: 1

    yes, it is all part of Microsoft's security initiative!

  151. Hey, I know this Forrester guy by nt2UNIX · · Score: 1

    It's he the one that put Joel through all of those B grade movies on MST3k? So he does have a real job?

  152. Did you mean... by Sky+Rick · · Score: 1

    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...? I think we've all known this to be true for years.

  153. Stop all this whining about viruses, worms etc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I run CP/M, and has had no problems with viruses etc. Time for you guys to migrate to a secure OS!

  154. Re:Depopulation. by rootofevil · · Score: 1

    using that, and the story posted earlier about windows being insecure by design, shouldnt it have become extinct by now?

    but it hasnt, thus this isnt darwinism.

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  155. The ZoneH.org article is a hoax... by fbrehm · · Score: 1

    ...or at least just a troll. Google for Professor Samuel D. Forrester and Konigsberg University. They exist only in the mind of the article's author.

    1. Re:The ZoneH.org article is a hoax... by domovoi · · Score: 1

      Konigsberg University...Hmmm...that must be in Kaliningrad, which is what the city was renamed 50-odd years ago. What a load of malarkey.

  156. Proof By Analogy Is Fraud by deadlinegrunt · · Score: 1

    Think about it.

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  157. Circular argument by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    virus writers are useful...he asserts that immunity is built by infection

    So what he's saying is that virus writers are useful because they create viruses, which teaches us to make hardier computers that can resist viruses. This seems like a tautology to me. We should be thanking virus writers because they teach us to fight viruses? Viruses that we wouldn't have to resist if these luzers wouldn't write them in the first place?

    Seems kind of like a burglar busting into your house and cleaning you out, and you thanking him because he showed you that you need to install an alarm system.

  158. get a Mac by dnahelix · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:get a Mac by luckyguesser · · Score: 1

      ... so you can have a weak system even when it's not infected! lol.

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    2. Re:get a Mac by dnahelix · · Score: 1

      "even when it's not infected"

      I'm the one who's "lol" In fact, it's a huge, uproarious GUFFAW! GUFFAW! GUFFAW!

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  159. A fine idea except... by thepacketmaster · · Score: 1
    I'm no biology expert, but it would seem reasonable to assume that some species have a genetic disposition to a more advanced immune system, with more learning and fighting potential. This would be the same as most Unix systems and some other OSes.

    Then you have the Microsoft species, which maybe has one or two chromos in its whole makeup. With this species, the genetic disposition is for such a bloated, yet simplistic organism that has a very slow capability of learning. A big blob that tries to swallow everything up, but no immune system.

    The irony (if I'm using that word correctly) is that in the animal kindgom where there is a mix of advanced and simple organisms, the simple organisms will generally tend to evolve quicker than they normally would because of having to compete with the advance organisms. So why does it seem Microsoft, which is surrounded by very advanced organisms, only ever seems to plod along and make the same mistakes with each new version?

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  160. Re: Linux by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 1

    One would think they have had enough viruses for a long enough period of time to have caught up by now.

    I don't buy that virus infections will help that much in the long run. Most of the times, a quick patch is rushed out. More important to long term security would be code reviews and coding practice changes as a reaction to virus infections. This is why I don't see MS ever catching up to someone like OpenBSD, where proactive measures are taken.

    The war against viruses, worms, and exploits cannot be won in a defensive struggle. You have to go on the offensive.

  161. Re:Depopulation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Usenet without assholes is like donuts without donutholes. I'm not sure how the creme gets into assholes, though.

  162. Not the proper analogy by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

    A better analogy for your point would be that I should expect to be able to walk through a crime ridden neighborhood at 1am without being mugged. The response is then that everybody would *expect* to get mugged if they walked through a crime ridden neighborhood at at 1am, so while being mugged isn't your fault per se, and you aren't any less of a victim, it isn't a big surprise.

    However, given the number of women that dress provacatively that don't get raped, and the number of women who dress more conservatively and get raped anyway, makes me doubt the strength of a casual relationship between how a woman dresses and the likelihood of rape. Also, a woman dressing provacatively doesn't fear impending rape, while most people probably would fear impending assualt while walking through a crime ridden neighborhood.

    Anyway, the point is this: the internet is a crime ridden neighborhood after dark right now. That's not the way it should be, and not the way it will always be, but for the forseeable future your only real security will come from your ability to protect yourself.

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  163. Usefulness of virii by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    One benefit of having a variety of viruses in the wild is that they help provide guidance when it comes time to choose an operating system.

  164. Re:Depopulation. by Knara · · Score: 1

    Ahh, if only your Darwinian dream were able to come true. *wistful sigh*

  165. Re:1 post and..... by darien · · Score: 1

    From Wikipedia:

    "Slashdot consists of submitted articles and a self-moderated discussion on each story. In response to the stories, large masses of readers rush to view referenced sites. The ensuing flood of page requests, known as a slashdotting, often exceeds the ability of the site to respond in a timely manner, rendering the site slashdotted and, for many visitors, unavailable for a time, occasionally exceeding the site's bandwidth limitations. 'Slashdotted' is sometimes abbreviated as '/.ed'."

  166. They teach virus writing at university by Ugodown · · Score: 1

    This year the University of Calgary in Alberta, Canada is offering a course on how to write virii. The reason for this is that they think that knowing how to write one will help people write software to protect against them.

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  167. The old saying by Greenmonkey2021 · · Score: 1

    This is simply another way of stating that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

    Unfortunately the corollory is that what doesn't make you stronger can only kill you.

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  168. When was the last truly evil virus? by miltimj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After reading some of the comments, it seems that people agree that almost all viruses used lately are somewhat harmful, but not as bad as they could be.

    What was the last virus that really did exploit a serious security hole to the worse possible extent? SQL Slammer maybe? I would imagine that any virus that has access to run a process on a remote machine with administrative rights could do some real, permanent damage (e.g. delete all system files that don't happen to be in use at the time).

    Why do virus writers write malicious viruses that aren't *that* malicious (or at least as much as they could be)? I mean, some of those lately are set to expire! Do they hope that if they get caught, the judge will go easier on them since it "wasn't really that bad"?

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  169. beware, idiotic religious moderator... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone moderated the two previous posts at this level as flamebait... i guess this person dislikes having their precious religion questioned

    1. Re:beware, idiotic religious moderator... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heretic! Burn him!

      Naah... Seriously, I really wonder why so much people can have a stick this deep up their asses...

  170. so are mosquitos? by dr3vil · · Score: 1

    Really? Anybody care to enlighten somebody who always thought mosquitoes were prime candidates for the species-nobody-would-miss-if-they-became-extinct dept?

    1. Re:so are mosquitos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. Check these out for starters. http://www.nature.com/nsu/001026/001026-8.html http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/800796.stm

    2. Re:so are mosquitos? by metachimp · · Score: 1

      Fish and bats would miss them. So would spiders. I don't know about fish, but bats are people, too.

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  171. A good juicy virus.. by khrtt · · Score: 1

    ..makes them pay attention. Otherwise, Microsoft seems to ignore security holes unless there are lots of complaints.

    It works like this: Nice virus => Morons^H^H^H^H^H^HUsers Complain => Microsoft Patches Hole => *your* files are safe.

    Of course, that is, if you keep your sensitive data on Windows, which you shouldn't, really:)

    OTOH, a real life virus only makes you immune to *that*same*virus*, which uses up your immune system capacity and is useless against all other viruses (in most cases).

  172. Re:Depopulation. by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1
    Weed out the week and stupid, leave only the competent.

    Why stop there? Why not weed out the month and the stupid? Or the year and the stupid?

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  173. basic difference by randall_burns · · Score: 1

    In nature, viruses generally arise by mutation-and new viruses are relatively frequent.

    In computers, viruses are a relatively less frequent event and arise by conscious intent.

    I tend to think the right way to handle this:
    create a controlled test bed for virus propagation. Offer rewards for folks that can get a virus to propagate in that environment-and use that information to immunize the OS. Personally, I would love it if Redhat would do something like this with the goal of making the stock installs more resistant to newer viruses. Basically, I would get a team involved and reward the team based on how long the mainstream release goes without a virus vulnerability.

  174. Jeff Goldblum Agrees by cybermage · · Score: 1

    Without computer viruses, he couldn't have saved the world.

  175. Big Picture: Don't trust computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think viruses, hackers, and bugs all play an important role in getting people to use computers properly:

    It teaches as a cheap and easy explanation to end users as to why you shouldn't put complete trust in computers. Computers are great tools, don't get me wrong. Still, so much can go wrong, and inevitably will. My parents were surprised when their hard drive went bad for no reason whatsoever, but they had a backup... Why? Because I told them viruses were coming after them, and without backups and Norton Internet Security, the viruses would eat their grandchildren.

    Everyone has this crazed view that everything must be done on computers, because computers are perfect and will replace mankind in every task due to their perfect execution of logic.

    Two words: bull and sh*t . Computers are great tools for people to executs some tasks more efficiently, but we (mankind) always need to maintain the ability to function without them. Computers break down, and data gets lost, and personal data gets stolen. Computers shouldn't be trusted, because they aren't smart enough to protect the data important to you, and often are not as reliable as a paper backup.

    And if they ever do get smart enough, watch out! What's going to happen when SkyNet launches the missles, huh? Oh, I'll be hiding in a bunker with no computers newer than 1965.

  176. Currently by phorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think they have no choice. In addition the horrid licensing schemes and bad business practices (most of which the common public is not aware of anyways), viruses and hacks are a major bane of MS products. If anything, I think that such problems are one of the major points causing people to look at alternate solutions. Many have pointed out that perhaps this is the point of current viruses such as slammer, to point out what a joke MS "security" is.

    Now, push the fast-forward button. Microsoft doesn't improve security, they lose customers. Licensing schemes get worse... they lose customers. In the end, I think that we will see improvements in windows, or we'll see windows dying and linux improving where it once treaded (to make up ground). Personally, I'm not so attached to linux that I wouldn't shell out for MS if they managed to make a decently secure product without an insane license. And there are improvements... just try running an old 95 machine and see how many times it crashes over XP...

  177. Re:Viruses IS correct!- Dorlands Medical Dictionar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when do the orderlies who change bedpans talk about viruses in the first place?

  178. Um...no by jsegall · · Score: 1

    As always, another flawed analogy. Virus writers manufacture the virii with express purpose to cause damage (in the worst case), while natural virii only cause damage as a side-effect. The better analogy would be (evil) scientists in the lab creating man-made bilogical virii to kill people. And we certainly don't want that, nor do we think that would help us in any way. The difference is intent combined with the knowledge of specific flaws to exploit.

    Taken the other way, bugs or mistakes in programs may unintentionally create havoc in a system, and we should fix those. But they are not intentionally malicious, designed to take the utmost advantage of a flaw and cause the most damage. A biological virus is trying to replicate and survive, and does not exist merely to kill its host.

  179. Well... by mog007 · · Score: 0

    Virus writers also bring out the compulsiveness in people.

    Just open the attachment for an awesome screen saver...

  180. This begs the question ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it wasn't for the virus writers would we need the immunity they so kindly supply?

    i.e. If it wasn't for the crooks in the first place would we need such things as locks in the second?

  181. Slight difference by mdielmann · · Score: 1

    Evolution rarely swaps out your eyes and gives you a brand-new pair of assholes every generation.

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  182. Re:Depopulation. by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

    I think he is implying Darwinism. I.E. Those that do not adapt to virii attack, become extinct.


    After Msblaster, well, would that it were true.
    I just got through with a machine that hadn't had virus defs updated in #3++ years!
    Sircam everywhere! Oye.

    Weed out the week and stupid, leave only the competent.

    Hi! Welcome to Slashdot/state or fed gov't/ .edu /corp....you must be new here.

    We need less computer users anyway.

    Hummm...I'm honestly torn between agreeing with you and not...so many reasons (the stock of alcohol I have now because of blaster is quite large) Ok, I agr...err...I'll drink to that!

    We can go back to good old BBSing and a USENET free of assholes.

    USENET free of assholes? I thought it was comprised of assholes... where else does all that good/bad/indifferent shit come from?

    Yep, assholes.

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  183. you've got it all wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Linux systems aren't getting targetted by viruses, it can only mean one thing.

    Virus writers are pro-Linux and anti-Windows.

  184. +1: Strangelove by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
    'Nuff said.

    Thanks, Henry.

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  185. crimeless != policeless by daniel_yokomiso · · Score: 1
    had no criminals in it there would be no need for a police force.
    That's correct. No need for a police force.

    Now, when a criminal does arrive from some far off land, no one is prepared for it.
    This is a fallacy. While there's no need for a police force in a crimeless society, it doesn't mean that people would have no defense against it. There are several reasons for that:
    • people will know that there's crime in other countries, so some kind of security or vigilance against foreign criminals would be likely to happen.
    • a reduced police force could be maintained for emergencies (crowd control, psychosis induce crimes, etc.) so they would be able to handle a few criminals
    • Ordinary citizens could be able to defend themselves, either using guns or just their wits/defense trainment. There are millions of people around the world skilled in martial arts, knife bearing criminals aren't a tough challenge for them.
    • Probably some kind of army would be maintained (even if not permanent), because crimeless doesn't imply in without enemies (or terrorists).
    • Some people may commit crimes (and be labeled criminals) because they don't realize they're breaking some law or they think the law is unfair (civil disobedience anyone?). We still need police in these situations.
    People don't need to be threatened to develop defenses against attacks.
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    1. Re:crimeless != policeless by MMaestro · · Score: 1

      In summary, a crimeless world/society is an unreachable utopia as long as you consider outside factors.

  186. Human minds can generalize by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Sure, an automated scanner (such as a mammalian immune system) trained on one virus won't necessarily find another. But the techniques learned by human minds that have studied one virus will apply to the next virus. For example, the way to prevent e-mail worms from spreading is to execute any attachments in a sandbox that cannot open a network socket, and that will apply to any worm that uses e-mail or Usenet attachments as a vector.

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    1. Re:Human minds can generalize by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      then you just proved my point, that the genetic darwinian version of evolution does not apply here.

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  187. Without the sour by IshanCaspian · · Score: 1

    the sweet just ain't as sweet.

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  188. French and Spanish? by saforrest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Remember about American Indians and people from Polynesia? The arrival of germs brought by Spanish and French invaders mostly exterminated them. The few of them whose immune system was strong enough and trained enough to sustain the arrival of new germs, have survived.

    Mmm hmm. And we good old British WASPs played no role in that at all, eh?

    I'm not saying that the French and the Spanish did nothing. But the spread of smallpox among t North American plains Indians was almost wholly the fault (even conscious in some cases) of the English-speaking settlers coming from the east.

    Maybe I'm nitpicking, but the convenient omission of the now-dominant national group kind of pissed me off.

    1. Re:French and Spanish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, it's a good thing we wiped those indians out. Or the USA would be like Mexico today. Oh yeah.. I forgot to mention, fuck wetbacks.

  189. Without virus writers, who would we have to hate? by Kakurenbo+Shogun · · Score: 1
    Here's a little article I found by someone who doesn't seem very grateful for the services virus writers are providing here.

    I'd have to say I agree with the sentiment--these people are losers (I'd use stronger language, but ... I don't use stronger language) and we should call them such. The fact that the good guys can make something good come out of something bad, doesn't make that bad thing good, and it certainly doesn't earn the least bit of gratitude for the losers who prefer to create trouble than help fix it.

    The people we should be grateful to are the one's who respond to the virus writers--they're the one's that make us stronger.

    If your hard drive is wiped out by a virus, if you lose irreplacable data, if you have to waste time removing a virus, are you supposed to smile and say "I'm sure glad I had this opportunity to get stronger"? If these people want to earn ANY gratitude AT ALL, they should be writing COMPLETELY benign virii, if anything--perhaps install something that generates a popup whenever someone's computer launches that tells the person that their computer is vulnerable, and tells them where to find the info/tools to fix it. And don't hog all sorts of bandwidth in the process of spreading the good word. If these people had the decency to carefully construct tools to do this, and ensure that they weren't going to cause problems, you might convince me to be grateful. Till then, they're losers.

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  190. Article Full Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why computer virus writers are useful and we should thank them.

    SyS64738
    08/25/2003

    The title is obviously a provocation. I am considered a balanced personality but sometimes, I like to stretch things to the extreme and to provoke reactions. This article is one of my rare attempts to provoke you... or not?
    Today, after the alarm caused by the fast diffusion of the Sobig virus, we are all talking about the reasons why virus writers are coding more and more viruses.

    "They should stop, somebody stop them!" I hear all the time but... is this right?

    We try to answer to this question with an interview with Professor Samuel D. Forrester, one of the most famous immunologists in the world. Dr. Forrester is on the run this year to get the Nobel Prize for his recent discovery of the mechanisms of aggression of over-reacting immune cells and antibodies. He teaches at the Immunology faculty at the Konigsberg University since 1986.

    Zone-H: ZH

    Professor Samuel D. Forrester: SDF

    ZH: Thanks for having accepted to release an interview to Zone-H

    SDF: Thank you, even if it is quite unusual to be interviewed by a computer security website.

    ZH: Dr. Forrester, can you tell us what is the branch of the immunology?

    SDF: Immunology is the study of the complex and sophisticated immune system. The immune system is a network of cells and organs that work together to defend the body against attacks by "foreign" invaders or germs. The body provides an excellent environment for germs. When they do break into a system, it is the immune system's job to keep them out or to seek and destroy them.

    ZH: What is the job of the immunologist?

    SDF: Clinical immunologists research new tests and treatments involving allergic and immunologic disorders of the immune system. They work with physicians in general practice and in hospital-based specialties to treat diseases using complex and sophisticated clinical techniques. The science of clinical immunology is a fast developing area of the medical profession. The role of the immunologist is increasingly important, both in laboratory work and in patient care.

    ZH: Have you heard about the recent Sobig-F virus deployment?

    SDF: Yes, I read something on the newspapers. Even if computer science is not my science, the topic of the computer viruses is obviously of my interest. See, many aspects of the traditional immunology and the computer viruses are in common.

    ZH: And this is the reason why Zone-H wanted this interview.... Dr. Forrester, what do you think about computer viruses, what do you know about them?

    SDF: Computer viruses are exactly like the normal viruses. They can kill you if your immune system doesn't work, but at the same time, your body should thank them if your immune system is today capable to protect you from deadly illnesses.

    ZH: Can you please develop the concept?

    SDF: It's simple: every time you get a cold, you sneeze. But you could die, actually. The only reason why you don't die is because your immune system has been programmed to react to the "threat" posed by a germ. It's a paradox, but it's the same germ that could kill you that trained your immune system to react when invaded.

    ZH: And what makes the difference? How is it possible that a germ can kill you and the same germ can train your immune system making you stronger?

    SDF: It's just a matter of doses. Like with wine, one glass every day makes your heart stronger and lowers your blood pressure, one bottle every day can kill you. This is the concept on which vaccines are based.

    ZH: We understand that. Can we stretch the concept saying that a constant flow of germs, if received in the proper dose, makes the body actually stronger?

    SDF: Absolutely. If hypothetically we could take two newborn twins and put one of them under a glass-dome and the other one straight into the dangers of the real world, guess who would survive in case of a serious plague?

    ZH: The secon

  191. More by Forrester by dilger · · Score: 1

    Can someone point me to the web site of Konigsberg University, mentioned out in this article? How about something written by Samuel Forrester in a peer reviewed journal? How about something Google or any search engine that refers to him? If he's one of the world's leading immunologists, I'd like to read some of the other things he's written.

    thanks,
    cbd.

  192. flamebait? flouride IS toxic... no joke by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    Look, flouride is a poison. Why do you think it keeps your teeth so nice? Magic?

    I am shocked that information is modded as flamebait. Look it up... anyone!

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  193. Re:Depopulation. by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

    If your HD was erased by a virus, would you conclude you are an inferior user and get rid of your computer? Of course not. I don't think *anyone* has ever completely given up computer use even after a major disaster. Cells are not individually sentient, users are. This is why the analogy doesn't quite work.

  194. Re:Viruses IS correct!- Dorlands Medical Dictionar by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

    There is no listing for virii, but Dorlands Medical dictionary (probably one of the most widely used ones), lists viruses as the plural of virus.

    Perhaps because we stopped speaking Latin a great many years ago? See also: focus, octopus. If nothing more, I hope this article will stop people from using the term virii. That has always angered me.

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  195. Re:Viruses IS correct!- Dorlands Medical Dictionar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read a good in depth report once, explaining very well why virus would not pluralize to virii in latin. Apparently, 'virus' did not mean the same thing in Latin as it does in English, and in Latin, it wasn't something that could be pluralized. And even if it was pluralized, it would have been pluralized differently.

    This was a while ago, so I don't remember any of the details.

  196. duh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's that a given? i mean, we've known it's bad to use antibacterial soap when washing up because it will weaken our immmune systems by not giving them the chance to react for how many years?

  197. Re:Viruses IS correct!- Dorlands Medical Dictionar by cpeterso · · Score: 1


    but what about "boxen"? or should that be "boxii"?

  198. Re:Depopulation. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    Allow me to engage in self-gratifying clarification of your post that you may or may not endorse.

    Cells are not individually sentient, users are.

    SHould be:

    Cells are not individually sentient, users might be, but scientists have yet to offer incontrovertible evidence of this.

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  199. Doesn't work :( by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    I think he is implying Darwinism. I.E. Those that do not adapt to virii attack, become extinct.

    If immunity comes from infection, Windows should be the most immune OS ever....

    The problem is that, as with Darwinism, immunology is only one part of the equasion, and it comes down to food (money) requirements and supply, reproduction (marketing, distribution), etc. Yeah, Darwinism works, but it is not so simple ;-)

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  200. Doctor, get your money back by SlashCrunchPop · · Score: 1

    The more numerous the population and the longer its evolution, the greater the risk to that population due to greater exposure TO, variety OF and total fatality caused BY yet unknown threats. Populations naturally counter the increased risk with varied success by becoming more numerous.

    The good doctor fails to see the big picture here, otherwise he would know that we are not the only species on this planet that is evolving. By overpopulating the planet we are also creating conditions for known threats to evolve into more dangerous threats and for yet unknown threats to break the magic incidence of 1 in 6+ billion.

    Due to the long evolution of the species on this planet, each new threat is more likely to cause higher fatality than any already known threat. The level of sophistication of that threat, its resemblance to any known threats to which the target population is immune and adaptability of the immunity of the target population as a whole determine both the incidence of and fatality caused by that threat.

    So far, we have always managed to survive as a species and our immunity is a direct product of interaction with our environment throughout evolution. What this means is that, contrary to what the good doctor seems to believe, were our immunity weaker today, the number of threats we would be exposed to would be much smaller as well. Otherwise we, as a species, would have either developed immunity to those threats or become extinct.

    I suggest that the good doctor not buy his degree online in the future.

  201. Eureeka!! by 0x12d3 · · Score: 1

    That's why the eco-system is so stable here in Soviet Russia!

  202. If "Forrester" exists, he's a plagiarist. by Dennis+G.+Jerz · · Score: 1
    Note "Forrester"'s definition of immunology:
    Immunology is the study of the complex and sophisticated immune system. The immune system is a network of cells and organs that work together to defend the body against attacks by "foreign" invaders or germs. The body provides an excellent environment for germs. When they do break into a system, it is the immune system's job to keep them out or to seek and destroy them.
    Now, see this definition, from the amazingly acronym'd AAAAI, where the I stands for "immunology":
    Immunology is the study of the complex and sophisticated immune system. The immune system is a network of cells and organs that work together to defend the body against attacks by "foreign" invaders or germs. Our body is susceptible to invasion from germs. When the germs do break into the body, it is the immune system's job to keep them out or to seek and destroy them.

    Dennis G. Jerz

    Jerz's Literacy Weblog

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  203. Re: Linux by swillden · · Score: 0

    Will windows eventually become better as a result of all these attacks?

    Maybe these viruses are the selection mechanism that will kill the closed source approach to operating system and infrastructure application development, allowing it to be replaced with the more resistant open source versions.

    Just a speculation, but an interesting one.

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  204. Re:"virii" is not a word!!--Irrelevant by Dirtside · · Score: 1
    "Viri", however, is perfectly gromulate.
    The word you're looking for is "cromulent." :) Further, "viri" is not commonly used. Certainly nobody can stop you from saying "viri" (or even "virii") instead of the far most common form ("viruses"), but we're going to consider you undereducated as long as you do.
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  205. Re: Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't listing MacOS X after BSD somewhat redundant?

  206. Re: Linux by ImpTech · · Score: 1

    Nah, all the viruswriters in the world can't take the place of even one security-minded lunatic like Theo DeRaadt.

  207. Immunologist wrong, should be kicked in the nuts by rocketman74 · · Score: 1

    That immunologist doesn't know what he's talking about. Arguing that computer viruses are good is kinda like arguing that getting kicked in the nuts is good for you. Yeah sure, if you get kicked in the nuts a lot, you probably could deal with
    having your nuts cut off better than the next guy.
    But are you really happy you got racked so many times?

    The analogy to biological viruses is wrong for a couple of reasons.

    1) Unlike viruses that attack organisms, computer viruses cause significant harm even if they don't kill your computer.

    2) Unlike biological immune systems, computer systems can improve even without viruses.

    Point 1
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    From a biologist's perspective, an organism is successful if it survives to reproduce, but this perspective is not appropriate for computer viruses. Biologists tend not to worry about the pain and suffering that you endure when you're sick, because evolutionarily speaking, the only important consideration is whether you live
    to have children. However, computer viruses cause a lot of damage during the period when the virus is active, even if they don't crash your hard drive. Think about the hours of productivity lost, not to mention the psychological annoyance, so many people suffer. There's a lot of harm caused even if your computer doesn't fail. How can this be a good thing? Answer, it can't. Of course, it's very bad if your computer actually fails. But it's certainly possible that viruses do so much crap to your computer that you might wish you'd never even had one in the first place.

    Point 2
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    Second, computer security doesn't have to evolve the same way the immune system does. In biological systems, there is no other mechanism to build up antibodies other than exposure to a pathogen. So you need viruses to gain immunity. However, there are plenty of ways to test computer security other than to have a virus over-run the internet. For example, how about a controlled stress-test on a private network? Sure, testing of computer security helps improve computer security, but it doesn't have to be done in the damaging ways viruses "test" security.

  208. Computer virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF is that?!

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  209. Re: Linux by Lasuuco+Tulkas · · Score: 1

    Do Linux, BSD, and Mac OS X have enough people checking for security flaws? Or do all these viruses actually HELP windows catch up? Will windows eventually become better as a result of all these attacks? Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion where our hero's z3r0cool and 4cidburn duke it out with the evil SCO and their band of IP lawyers!

  210. Etymology of 'Virus- Viruses' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The English word 'virus' derives from the Latin noun 'uirus', meaning 'poison'. This is a 2nd declension neuter noun, in that it has genetive form 'uiri'. Anyone who knows Latin will realise that it is therefore irregular, one expects such verbs to end in '-um' (like 'pudendum'), and to have plural in '-a'. 'Uirus', on the other hand, does not seem to occur in the plural, where one might expect 'uiria' (or possibly 'uira').

    The 'i' in 'uirus' is long in Latin, which is why one says 'vie-rus' and not 'vih-rus'. This serves to distinguish forms of 'uirus' from forms of 'uir', which means 'man' or 'hero' (as in 'virile'). Since in English one can't just import the Latin lenght/stress system, the word 'viri' might actually mean 'men' in some sort of legal sense. I have no idea who invented 'virii', and on what basis.

    Since 'virus' has undergone a change in sense and since the Latin plural (if there ever was such a thing) is not established in English (c.f 'genus', 'genera'), it should be treated as an English word, and given the English plural 'viruses'. This is what is recommended by H. W. Fowler in his _Dictionary of Modern English Usage_ (first published 1926).

    Saying 'virii' will make you look clever only to people who are less well educated than youself. By all means do this, but it's probably not going to work so well here.

  211. Yes, I agree, they are useful. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    Virus writers pushed me into changing to Linux and totally dumping windows.

    So, here's a great big THANK YOU to all the virus writers out there, you really, really did me a huge favor.

    One very satisfied Linux convert.

  212. sure...but at a price by DarthGonzo · · Score: 1

    In biology, host defense systems against virii bacteria, fungi and parasites in higher life forms have evolved into incredibly complex systems that range from simple things like antimicrobial peptides, to white cells and the like. An incredible amount of time, effort and resources goes to fighting off all of this crap.

    Is anyone actually dense enough to think that it would be any different for operating systems, word processors, or other large software systems? Think about all of the time and effort that goes into fighting frigging computer viruses and worms.

    Cut the damn virus writer's fingers off and take a blowtorch to their genitals so they can't breed! I'm sick of having to fight off this garbage. It is a waste of my time, money and patience.

  213. Re:So by extension... PEACEFUL WORLD by LINM · · Score: 1

    I can imagine a world where everyone lives in peace with no danger or ill-will. No one would even lie lies and there would be no need for protection. The whole planet would be bathed in love and know nothing else.

    I can also imagine finding this planet, enslaving everyone, taxing them at 40%, and selling thousands of Starbucks and McDonalds franchises to collect the rest.

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  214. Helps keep the IT industry afloat by Snover · · Score: 1

    No, seriously. You have no idea how much the W32.Blaster.Worm helped boost business. People are such idiots, every time they bring their computers in we get the latest Windows Updates for their system and tell them to CHECK REGULARLY, and still those very same people come back in a couple weeks later with MSBlaster, which could've very easily been prevented. (We usually get about 4 or 5 systems in a day; we got 20 of them the day of MSBlaster.)

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  215. Re: Linux by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    It's sometimes been noted that Linux/ (and BSD, opensource) has more security alerts than does Windows. However, you see less damage per hole than Windows largely because Linux is better designed and the holes are public so that they can be patched. Of course you still have lossers who don't bother applying patches but overall Linux handles things much better. It's based on Unix concepts and Unix has been around (and taking hard lessons) for a lot longer than Windows.

    Windows is weak because they threw away most of what they had learned and tried to do it different. Then they took their different system and tried to give it the abilities of what they could have started with anyway. So you get this sort of fractured fairy tale version of an OS. It'll take them a long time to gain the maturity of the Unix world. Linux on the other hand modeled itself on Unix and opened the code so that anyone that found something implemented incorrectly or incomplete could fix it. It's the difference of trying to build a 747 (but entirely different) starting from scratch or trying to build a 747 from the blueprints of a 747.

    MacOS is based on BSD in part so it should inherit some of it's security. The closed portions though may be as insecure as Windows but as you say less tested.. so those insecurities are unknown factors.

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  216. Re: Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd tend to think that the major difference is that in a unix system, holes are typically in nonprivilaged positions (running as a non-root daemon or as a user process) whereas on a windows system, about everyone runs as root.

    In 95/98/ME _everyone_ is root and you can't change it.

    In NT/2000/XP, not everyone HAS to be root, but most people run it that way for convenience.

  217. Utter nonsense!!!! by enzyme · · Score: 1
    This argument is akin to, if we lived in a world where everyone carried guns and used them constantly (no I'm not talking about the USA, this is a hypothetical), saying "It's a good thing that people constantly shoot off their guns, otherwise we might not wear bulletproof vests all the time. Then we'd die, what with all the shooting of guns that goes on". His argument boils down to "Since we live in a world where nasty people unleash viruses on the world all the time, its a good thing people are unleashing viruses all the time, so we are prepared for all the viruses that nasty people are releasing".

    Dr. Forrester seems to have a (disappointingly) poor understanding of ecology (in the natural and artificial world). Every benefit has a cost associated with it. When there is selective pressure, organisms capable of coping with the selective pressure gracefully will thrive, and those that can't won't. This however doesn't mean that the ability to cope with that selective pressure is universally good; advantage is determined by the environment.

    A real life example: livestock are given antibiotics in their feed, because it makes them grow bigger, faster. Why? Because in such a (antibiotic rich) situation where the challenge presented to their bodies by bacteria are diminished, they can spend less resources on their immune system, and therefore more resources on growing bigger faster.

    This is not to say that feeding antibiotics to livestock is a good thing for society. It isn't, and for a very similar reason. Frequent use of antibiotics selects for antibiotic resistant bacteria - in an antibiotic rich environment, resistant bacteria thrive, and non-resistant bacteria die. However, just like everything else, there is a cost to antibiotic resistance. In an antibiotic-free environment, non-resistant bacteria have an advantage, and they will outcompete their resistant bretheren. Whereas the presence of antibiotics selects for resistant bacteria, the absence of antibiotics selects for antibiotic susceptible bacteria. When you get a life threatening infection, I assure you, you would prefer that the bacteria inside you did not previously reside in an antibiotic rich environment.

    Given that we live in a world where there is crime, it is a good thing that we spend a lot of money on government organizations that fight crime, but if we lived in a crime-free world, it would be silly to spend any money on policing, and we would be better off spending it on something else (or reducing taxes accordingly). Dr. Forrester's argument is in essence a tautology, it boils down to "Given the way things are, its good that things are the way they are." In biology, as in computers, there is no such thing as a free lunch. Because there are virus writters, we spend money on virus-scanners, and time disinfecting computers. In a virus rich environment, it is good that there are virus-scanners, but if no one wrote viruses (because everyone was thoughtful), we could spend our money and time otherwise.

    This said, I should point out that pathogens (biological, computer, or societal - e.g. criminals) are essentially inevitable. Selection rules. If there is a way to leach off the system, there is probably a selective advantage in doing it, and something with figure out how to do it. Giving credit where credit is due, these arguments are derived, however distantly, from The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins.

  218. CD Viruses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This came to me in a dream last night. Floppy-based viruses, once so abundant, are nigh extinct on account of the floppy being nigh extinct, and the net being such a faster, easier medium.

    But CDs on the other hand - almost every new puter comes with a CD burner, and most Windows boxes have autorun enabled for CDs. Even easier than a floppy virus; as soon as CD is inserted, computer is infected. Virus will modify Nero &/or EasyCD Creator &/or WindowsXP's CD burning thingie so that every new CD burnt will insert the virus into autorun.inf. For audio CDs, the virus might add a track at the end of the CD containing some zany music that formed part of its payload (compressed).

    Not that I have the knowledge, inclination, or time to put this into practice, but it is an interesting concept.

    That'll teach ppl to rethink autorun.

  219. Creationism by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, your theory is complete nonsense, as it goes against the holy scriptures. Everybody knows that Computers were created by the almight Bill Gates, and the Internet by Al Gore.

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  220. Summary by SoulSkorpion · · Score: 1

    "computer viruses are good, because every time we beat a computer virus it makes computers better able to defeat computer viruses". If the only advantage of virus exposure is that you're better able to withstand more viruses, that is not a valid argument for viruses being valuable. It's like saying that "since we learn that we need to fix things when they break, we should break more things". Idiocy. If there were no viruses, there would be no NEED to have protection against them. What, are we developing an immunity to when the space aliens try to take over our computers from orbit? :/

  221. Absolutely true, but that requires a template... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...and the template represents existing information. The process which patterns antibodies doesn't invent anything new, it simply takes an attacker's design and uses that as a weapon. Kind of like shotgunning Mynx en passant and winding up with her blue Triple Damage thingy, ammunition and weapons.

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  222. I hope he billed by the hour. by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Think of the patches as digital protein rings.

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  223. It's a rough metaphor, but disjoint. by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    The body, in your example, is replicating a design in order to battle infection. In analogy this would be like a computer being able to make RPCs to other computers to DDoS an attacker into obliviion (and you can imagine that being abused!).

    The body also has processes to pattern antibodies from the attacking organism. In analogy, this would be software which recognises an attack, reconfigures itself to render the attack ineffective, and broadcasts the reconfiguration data to other computers before they're attacked. And then DDoSes the attacker into oblivion.

    Patching is more like medical intervention. An intelligent agency outside the computer designs a remedy, which is then manufactured, distributed and applied, again at the instigation of various external agencies.

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  224. Yes, that's exactly what I said. by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    immunity is exposed by infection. It isn't created out of thin air as needed

    Wrong. That's exactly the way our immune systems work in some ways. The body has innate immunity against certain germs i.e. the immunity exists before the germ even infects.

    Yes, that's exactly what I said. "Innate immunity" is the same as immunity "exposed by infection" in the same way that rocks are exposed as the tide goes out.

    BTW, we do have pre-emptive antivirus software.

    This is different to how the body deals with novel attackers; the body patterns a specialised defensive cell after the attacker (kind-of makes a negative of the attacker). Then defenders bred from that cell can then bind with and neutralise the attackers, in principle before they destroy anything valuable.

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  225. water is toxic by shepd · · Score: 1

    Yes, even water is toxic.

    Just like taking too much flouride is toxic, drinking too much water *will* kill you.

    Just goes to prove that anything done without moderation will kill you.

    Ask any doctor, "The Dose Makes the Poison".

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  226. Immune shots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    aren't some types of shots basically weakened critters that don't cause an actual infection but spur the body to respond as if real?

  227. This Article is a Fraud by scientistguy · · Score: 1


    ... to the extent that there is no world famous immunologist known as Samuel Forrester and certainly not one being named for Nobel consideration, I can assure you. Google or PubMed/Medline for Samuel Forrester (or derivations) to try and find mention of any of the "Nobel" worthy research. The Iraqi Infirmation Minister must be doing this guy's PR.