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  1. Re:Mmm... yummy... on U.S. Offers Glimpse at Manhattan Project Facility · · Score: 0, Troll
    Will the festival include a barbeque?

    Nope, you would be thinking of the festival celebrating that other great American contribution to warfare - napalm. Coming soon to the Harvard Napalm Festival.
    Dontcha just love the smell of burnt baby flesh in the morning?

  2. Re:encryption is for wimps on Largest Privately Owned Supercomputer · · Score: 1
    I encrypt it because the pictures are of her.

    oh I see now. Your girlfriend is a minor and you make porn.
    Encryption wont save you.

  3. encryption is for wimps on Largest Privately Owned Supercomputer · · Score: 1
    Besides, I tend to make up my own encryption scheme for truly sensitive pictu^H^H^H^H^Hdocuments and then just delete the method.

    Pussy

  4. are you sure about that? on Fedora Core 4 Available · · Score: 1

    would that have been a SATA RAID array perhaps?

    I've never needed SATA drivers for a clean install or even when swapping a ATA drive for a SATA drive containing a ghost image of the ATA drive.

  5. 1,000,000 monkeys on Security Patch Creation at Microsoft · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    so, after all we've been led to believe, Windaz patches aren't being written by one-million monkeys?

  6. UMD - another marketing victory over language on Porn in Your Pocket · · Score: 1

    I'm still shaking my head at Sony's proprietry "universal media disk" that only works with a PSP. WTF!?

  7. Re:Understand on Porn in Your Pocket · · Score: 1
    Say what you will, atleast Sony understands their market

    so you're saying that Sony's customers are a bunch of wankers?

  8. Re:$1... on Microsoft Sets Value Of Pirated Windows: $1 · · Score: 1
    That's still more than the average /. user values it at.

    so, when I'm in Bali, being offered Win XP Pro on CD for the equivalent of $2, I'm being ripped off!?

  9. Re:How about on Microsoft Sets Value Of Pirated Windows: $1 · · Score: 1
    substitute all references to Corby with the treatment of sweatshop workers or the Indo army's continued torture of members of "seperatist" movements and your comments still make this statement sound bizarre:

    Somehow it seems unlikely the same rules will be applied to developing companies and poorer individuals in the United States

    Are westerners really this far removed from reality?

  10. and here's a picture on Japan Displays Prototype Robot Suit · · Score: 1

    1st thing I thought was "what's an obv. wrong trousers quote?"
    can't think of one, so here's a picture

  11. Re:However on Secret Codes Protect Ancient Torahs · · Score: 1

    so what you're saying is that its about controlling supply and limiting who can profit? Sounds like the "war on drugs".

  12. got mod points? on Plugging Internet Explorer's Leaks · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Just referencing one of the previous articles doesn't make this funny.

    does it make this funny?
    "funny" may not get you karma, but it can bring grins to dozens.

  13. Pesty Internet Explorer Memory leak ... on Plugging Internet Explorer's Leaks · · Score: 2, Informative

    here's something that helped me with this recently:

  14. Re:Pfft... Morse Code.... on Morse Coders Beat SMSers · · Score: 1
    Mike Oscar Romeo Sierra Echo
    Charlie Oscar Delta Echo
    Sierra Uniform Charlie Kilo Sierra

    that's a big ten-four

  15. Re:The blame falls on Koreans on Korean MSN Site Hacked · · Score: 1
    So next time there won't be this problem. That there was a problem this time is unfortunate, but like the lessons of history, this experience will make the victims Better. Stronger. Faster than before.

    Dude, are you on oxytocin?

  16. Re:Oh No! on Korean MSN Site Hacked · · Score: 2, Funny

    username: Kim123@hotmail.com password: Kim123

  17. I don't think they stock those... on Settlement Proposed in iPod Class Action Suit · · Score: 1

    ...and if they did, they would cost more than $50.
    Fuck, look what the socks are worth!

  18. what about 4G? on Settlement Proposed in iPod Class Action Suit · · Score: 1

    yay, I'm outside the US too and my 4G iPod battery gets let than 8 hours (its not even 4 months old).

    That's a significant bit less than the battery life I was led to expect by Apple.

    My hope is to wait until a few weeks before the warranty period ends and claim a new one - the battery is covered in the warranty, right?

  19. Re:that calls for The Galaxy song on 60% Of U.S. Believe Life Exists On Other Planets · · Score: 1
    bah -- I used
    , guess I should've 
    'ed.

    anyway, my point is contained in this line:
    Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth

  20. that calls for The Galaxy song on 60% Of U.S. Believe Life Exists On Other Planets · · Score: 1

    The Galaxy Song © by Monty Python Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour, It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned, the sun that is the source of all our power. The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, are moving at a million miles a day, In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour, of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way. Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars, it's 100,000 light-years side-to-side, It bulges in the middle, 16 000 light-years thick, but out by us it's just 3 000 light-years wide. We're 30,000 light-years from galactic central point, we go round every 200 million years, And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe. The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, in all of the directions it can whizz, As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know, twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth, Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth.

  21. Re:I Guess The Children Did Work on Terrorist Link to Copyright Piracy Alleged · · Score: 1
    Fucking socialist bastards.

    I never heard the new-McCarthism described as socialism.
    Get a clue.

  22. the real question is... on Sirius in Negotiations With Apple · · Score: 1

    ...what is SETI making of the entire exchange?

  23. what would Jesus do? on Feds Shut Down Elite Torrents · · Score: 1

    ...about online piracy?

  24. Re:90%? on Your Chance to Meet Bill Gates · · Score: 1

    thanks, now where's my pie?

  25. 90%? on Your Chance to Meet Bill Gates · · Score: 1

    No one here is eligible, well 90% anyway

    ok slashdot, time to come clean with those web logs. Are 90% of your readers really using win32?
    Not many do profess a passion for windows, but it gets the job done for most. Move along.