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  1. Here's what you do: on The Music Biz Is the New Book Industry · · Score: 0


    Imprision all the "* wants to be free" zealots and destroy the internet.

  2. Re:more than Mozart? on Eminem #2 on Gracenote... Before Release · · Score: -1

    It's Paganini, fool.

  3. UH, haven't you heard? on Eminem #2 on Gracenote... Before Release · · Score: 1, Funny
    It is official; Netcraft confirms: *DB is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *DB community when IDC confirmed that *DB market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that *DB has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *DB is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last [samag.com] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict *DB's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *DB faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *DB because *DB is dying. Things are looking very bad for *DB. As many of us are already aware, *DB continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    FreeDB is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FreeDB developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeDB is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenDB leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenDB. How many users of NetDB are there? Let's see. The number of OpenDB versus NetDB posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetDB users. DB/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetDB posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of DB/OS. A recent article put FreeDB at about 80 percent of the *DB market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeDB users. This is consistent with the number of FreeDB Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeDB went out of business and was taken over by DBI who sell another troubled OS. Now DBI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *DB has steadily declined in market share. *DB is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *DB is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. *DB continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *DB is dead.

    Fact: *DB is dying

  4. Ahem! on Handspring's New Handhelds · · Score: -1

    It is official; Netcraft confirms: *Mobile Pants are dying.

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *Mobile Pants community when IDC confirmed that *Mobile Pants market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that *Mobile Pants has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *Mobile Pants are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Mobile Pants Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *Mobile Pants's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *Mobile Pants faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *Mobile Pants because *Mobile Pants are dying. Things are looking very bad for *Mobile Pants. As many of us are already aware, *Mobile Pants continues to lose market share. Extra pockets flows like a river of blood.

    Dockers Mobile Pants are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core wearers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Dockers Mobile Pants seamtron Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Dockers Mobile Pants are dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Mobile Pants leader Cmdr Taco states that there are 7000 users of Mobile Pants. How many users of Extra Wide Fit Mobile Pants are there? Let's see. The number of nMobile Pants versus Extra Wide Fit Mobile Pants posts on Pantnet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Extra Wide Fit Mobile Pants users. Mobile Pants/Pants posts on Pantnet are about half of the volume of Mobile Pants posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Mobile Pants/Pants. A recent article put Extra Wide Fit Mobile Pants at about 80 percent of the *Mobile Pants market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Extra Wide Fit Mobile Pants users. This is consistent with the number of Mobile Pants Pantnet posts.

    All major surveys show that *Mobile Pants has steadily declined in market share. *Mobile Pants are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *Mobile Pants are to survive at all it will be among Pantless and Fat dilettante dabblers. *Mobile Pants continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.

    For all practical purposes, *Mobile Pants are dead.

  5. Not FP on An Offer Tivo Owners Can't Refuse · · Score: -1, Troll


    It is official. Netcraft now confirming: Trolling Is Here To Stay

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Slashdot community when IDC confirmed that trolling market share has increased yet again, now up to more than 15 percent of all posts. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that trolling has gained more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Trolling is becoming organized, as fittingly exemplified by firsts posts in the recent Troll Admin comprehensive trolling test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict trolling's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Trolling faces a promising future. In fact the future is so bright soon Slashdot will be 100% trolls. Things are looking very good for trolls. As many of us are already aware, trolls continues to gain market share. First posts flow like a river of blood.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Slashdot leader CmdrTaco states that there are 5000 regular Slashdot posters. How many trolls are there? Let's see. The number of non trolls versus troll posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 6 to 1. Therefore there are about 5000/6 = 833 trolls. First posts on Slashdot are about 1/10 of the volume of other trolls. Therefore there are about 83 regular first post attempters. A recent article put non first post trolling at about 80 percent of the troll market. Each troll has roughly 2 accounts for trolling. Therefore there are (833+83)*2 = 1832 troll accounts. This is consistent with the number of trolls posts.

    All major surveys show that trolling has steadily increased in market share. Trolling is very healthy and its long term survival prospects are very good. If regular posting is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. Trolling continues to grow. Nothing short of a miracle could stop it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, trolling is here to stay.

  6. In case of everything being ./'ed on Slashback: Swiftness, Ender's, Streams · · Score: -1

    Posted by timothy on Thursday May 23, @04:59PM
    from the need-a-nap dept.
    Slashback entries tonight convey updates on the upcoming Ender's Game movie, one (of many) dissenting voices about impressive network
    bandwidth, Ogg at the Beeb, and Cool Chips. Read on for more, and enjoy!

    When it comes to records, context begets significance. Fandu writes: "In regards to the article about the new internet2 land speed record..
    That is not correct, The Canadian CA*Net3 network is about 60X faster still. It may be a net speed record for Internet2, but it's certainly no new
    internet speed record. See the ABC Article about the network from a few years back and the NOC webpage."

    And no one is in line for tickets yet? flea writes: "So, fans of orson scott card (to whom I was turned onto by luna) should be happy. The books Ender's Game and
    Ender's Shadow are on the track to being made into a movie. Script is being written and OSC is involved in the process. It's being made by Wolfgan Petersen, who has
    a few hits and misses (http://us.imdb.com/Name?Petersen,+Wolfgang); Air Force One and Outbreak are, well, ya know ... To his credit though, he did Enemy Mine,
    the movie with Louis Gossett Jr. playing the speach impediment'd alien trapped on a rock after a battle with Dennis Quaid and then LGj gives birth (wtf). C'mon, we
    all liked that. Anyway, it hasn't even started filming yet and the script isn't done, but things look good. More info here."

    Speak up for Ogg Vorbis! SgtChaireBourne writes: "The BBC's testing period for Ogg Vorbis is now finished, but they are still soliciting feedback.

    Now's the chance to add any words of encouragement to the BBC regarding Ogg, especially since, perhaps by oversight, RealOne (formerly RealPlayer) is now only
    available for Windows 98, 2000, ME, NT and XP. Currently, the download page for older versions seem to turn up empty for all requests for Linux versions, but deep
    links can still get you there.

    As far as I can tell, the BBC is the first large (or even medium) news service to try Ogg. Here is last year's announcment on Slashdot about the start of the test."

    "Sounds cool." blocksetter writes: "Cool Chips plc appreciates the interest of the Slashdot community. We've made an effort to address the points raised in last
    week's discussion of our technology and we've posted the resulting FAQ on our site. In the interest of conserving bandwidth, a text-only version is available for your
    viewing pleasure. We would like to thank everybody whose questions and criticisms inspired us to do this.

    If there is something we haven't covered, you can also write directly to Cool Chips President Isaiah Cox, or to myself, Company Wonky Chris Bourne."

  7. FP on Slashback: Swiftness, Ender's, Streams · · Score: -1


    It is official. Netcraft now confirming: Trolling Is Here To Stay

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Slashdot community when IDC confirmed that trolling market share has increased yet again, now up to more than 15 percent of all posts. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that trolling has gained more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Trolling is becoming organized, as fittingly exemplified by firsts posts in the recent Troll Admin comprehensive trolling test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict trolling's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Trolling faces a promising future. In fact the future is so bright soon Slashdot will be 100% trolls. Things are looking very good for trolls. As many of us are already aware, trolls continues to gain market share. First posts flow like a river of blood.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Slashdot leader CmdrTaco states that there are 5000 regular Slashdot posters. How many trolls are there? Let's see. The number of non trolls versus troll posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 6 to 1. Therefore there are about 5000/6 = 833 trolls. First posts on Slashdot are about 1/10 of the volume of other trolls. Therefore there are about 83 regular first post attempters. A recent article put non first post trolling at about 80 percent of the troll market. Each troll has roughly 2 accounts for trolling. Therefore there are (833+83)*2 = 1832 troll accounts. This is consistent with the number of trolls posts.

    All major surveys show that trolling has steadily increased in market share. Trolling is very healthy and its long term survival prospects are very good. If regular posting is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. Trolling continues to grow. Nothing short of a miracle could stop it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, trolling is here to stay.

  8. Re:TROLLING IS DYING! L0L0L0L0L0L! on X-45 Makes Debut Flight · · Score: -1


    It is official. Netcraft now confirming: Trolling Is Here To Stay

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Slashdot community when IDC confirmed that trolling market share has increased yet again, now up to more than 15 percent of all posts. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that trolling has gained more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Trolling is becoming organized, as fittingly exemplified by firsts posts in the recent Troll Admin comprehensive trolling test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict trolling's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Trolling faces a promising future. In fact the future is so bright soon Slashdot will be 100% trolls. Things are looking very good for trolls. As many of us are already aware, trolls continues to gain market share. First posts flow like a river of blood.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Slashdot leader CmdrTaco states that there are 5000 regular Slashdot posters. How many trolls are there? Let's see. The number of non trolls versus troll posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 6 to 1. Therefore there are about 5000/6 = 833 trolls. First posts on Slashdot are about 1/10 of the volume of other trolls. Therefore there are about 83 regular first post attempters. A recent article put non first post trolling at about 80 percent of the troll market. Each troll has roughly 2 accounts for trolling. Therefore there are (833+83)*2 = 1832 troll accounts. This is consistent with the number of trolls posts.

    All major surveys show that trolling has steadily increased in market share. Trolling is very healthy and its long term survival prospects are very good. If regular posting is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. Trolling continues to grow. Nothing short of a miracle could stop it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, trolling is here to stay.

  9. Here's another article on X-45 Makes Debut Flight · · Score: -1
  10. Re:Does it come with R2-D2? on X-45 Makes Debut Flight · · Score: -1


    Didn't you even read the article???

  11. I am so smart on X-45 Makes Debut Flight · · Score: -1

    smrt.

  12. Re:FIRST ILLEGAL POST on DeCSS' Continuing Saga · · Score: 0, Funny


    This is not the DeCSS you are looking for.

    (no need to wave hand)

  13. Re:Born Free (plus shipping) on CDs Want To Be Free · · Score: -1

    If I were the word free, I'd be feeling pretty raw and abused these days.

    Sort of like Richard Stallman's ass.

  14. SUCCULENT BEER-BATTER PERSON on Nintendo Announces new Zelda, Mario & Metroid · · Score: -1

    12 beers (any type)

    In comfortable surroundings, drink every beer.

  15. Re:Always run? on Augmented Reality Quake · · Score: -1

    Don't forget, it ships with Falling Damage off so be sure to practice jumping off buildings and bridges. Oh yeah, run in front of some cars too.

  16. Hopefully... on Augmented Reality Quake · · Score: -1

    some nerds will try to rocket jump off the roof of their dormatories.

  17. I hoped they canceled that one seminar on MS Cites National Security to Justify Closed Source · · Score: -1


    1001 uses for gets()

  18. i am so smart on MS Cites National Security to Justify Closed Source · · Score: -1

    s m r t

  19. Hey... on VOCAL: Open Source VoIP Software for Linux · · Score: -1

    Here's your king.

  20. Re:Adams again? on Slashback: Towel, Linkage, Drafthouse · · Score: -1

    As a matter of fact, yes, I am tire of the crappy taste of warm bawls.

  21. Re:Adams again? on Slashback: Towel, Linkage, Drafthouse · · Score: -1

    I don't think he sucked, but you will get modded down if you bad mouth him. Now for something that really sucks, I would nominate Monty Python. That is just a steaming pile of shit that I last found funny when I was 14 and very very stoned.

  22. i am so smart on Slashback: Towel, Linkage, Drafthouse · · Score: -1

    smrt

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  24. In case it's slashdotted: on Sony PCG-U1 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!

    Reason: Please use fewer 'junk' characters.


    Sorry, can't do it.

  25. Re:great news for online shoppers on How IBM (and Open Source) Won eBay · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Linux has become a houshold verb

    I linuxed today.

    I will linux some more when I get home.

    Tomorrow, I will linux again.