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  1. How to Prevent Kids from Playing Certain Games on The ESRB Gets An 'F' · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Parents, here's a tip for getting your kids to stop playing a game you disapprove of: learn how to beat them at it. Once you can smoke your kid in a deathmatch, chances are he's gonna quit playing that "lame" game of his own free will.

  2. Just another Hollywood remake on ISS Orbit-Raising Attempt Fails · · Score: 1

    I liked this movie better the first time, when they called it "Skylab".

  3. Think of the children! on Mini Satellites Could Revolutionize Space Industry · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't going to be awfully hard to see the pictures of lost kids from that far away?

  4. call it "The Prom" on Best Wireless SSIDs You Have Seen? · · Score: 1

    that ought to make sure there's no hackers to be found anywhere near it...

  5. Re:Anyone speak Latin? on How 8 Pixels Cost Microsoft Millions · · Score: 1

    i just attended a wedding where the groom's mother, an Australian, was named Sheelaugh.

  6. Re:Regarding Mark of the Beast on Mexican Attorney General Gets Microchip in Arm · · Score: 1

    i agree wholeheartedly with your statements, which is why i tried to qualify my comments with "fundamentalists believe..." as opposed to "Christians believe..."

  7. Re:Claiming "terror" to justify other things... on DHS Says Cellular Outage Reporting is Terrorist Blueprint · · Score: 1
    i think the point is that since the reports contain information on why the network went down, an attacker could use that information to cause a future outage.

    it's very similar to the argument about whether security holes in software should be publicized. making the flaw public forces the company to fix it, but also gives attackers new ideas in how to exploit certain targets.

  8. Re:Regarding Mark of the Beast on Mexican Attorney General Gets Microchip in Arm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Basically, the fundamentalists oppose the "mark of the beast" because they believe those who allow themselves to be branded with it will go to Hell. the Bible claims this mark will be mandatory in order to participate in commerce. so, the fundamentalists believe there will come a time when you must accept the mark and a fate in hell, or reject it and be persecuted and unable to live in society.

  9. Re:Rapidly Diminishing in Edison's Day on On Afghanistan's Thomas Edison · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah, he even stole the credit for Homer's electric hammer!

  10. Oblig. Office Space Quote on A How-Not-To Guide to Cyber-Extortion · · Score: 1

    "Goddamn it! I always screw up some mundane little detail!"

  11. Re: What About Refills? on Toshiba Develops World's Smallest Fuel Cells · · Score: 1

    you're going to run into problems once you try to fly with one of these, though. airlines typically don't allow you to transport any kind of aerosol, compressed air/gas, or similar containers under high pressure, whether in carry-on or checked baggage. so while you could probably take the fuel-cell itself, you'll have to buy a can of recharge methanol at your destination.

  12. Re:Simple solution with no electronics involved on Building A Homebrew Robotic Lawnmower? · · Score: 1

    just start with the rope already wound, and let the mower unwind it and move outwards, instead of moving inwards.

  13. Re:Canine-friendly on Building a Better Office · · Score: 1

    i love my dog, and i swear she's unbelieveably well-behaved (my wife put the fear of god into her from a very early age). but even so, i say your pet should not be at work with you. bringing a dog or cat is just as bad as bringing a child: they're a distraction. once a year might be fun, but other than that, you should be focused on working, not babysitting. i'd say a small fishtank is the upper limit on workspace companionship.

  14. Re:Comcast weenie has a great idea... on Comcast Fires TechTV Staff · · Score: 1
    "'Thursday... buy feeble public access tv show, and exploit it.' Wow, I feel sorry for whoever that is..."

    --Garth Algar

  15. Cell users talk loudly because.... on Why Mobile Phones Are Annoying · · Score: 1

    i think cell users talk so loud because most mobiles don't "echo" the speaker's own words back to them. when you use a landline, you hear your own voice through the handset, providing confirmation that the other party can hear it, too. none of the cells that i've used have that feature, so it's like talking into a black hole, and you tend to speak louder than you need to.

  16. Mark of the Beast on Google's Next Steps · · Score: 1
    Seeing as how the letter "G" and the number "6" look so similar, is it possible that "666" is just a corruption of "GOOGLE"?

    if Google unveils a new logo that looks anything like the tattoo on Damien's scalp, i'm running for the hills.

  17. Re:Great day for bad news on UK Government to Tax Linux? · · Score: 1
    last year, my company announced massive layoffs on April 1.

    "you're laid off."
    "what??? oh wait... ha ha, april fools."
    "no seriously. get out."
    "ouch...."

  18. Re:All I've got to say is... on Leave a Safe IT Job for Music Tour? · · Score: 1

    i find it hard to believe that many people in Confucius' time had any job choice besides "farmer".

  19. African or European? on New Draganflyer Predator Unmanned Aerial Vehicle · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Wait a minute! Suppose that two [Predators] carried it together!"

    "No, they'd have to have it on a line..."

  20. Re:sound fishy to me on Preempting Hailstone Formation To Protect Cars · · Score: 1
    yeah, right.

    and my cell phone prevents earthquakes. the proof? well, you don't feel any earthquakes right now, do you?

  21. Finally, I can watch Star Trek on Creating A Super-Router (For Free) · · Score: 1
    Great! Now I can finally watch all my old Star Trek episodes without having to suffer through that choppy William Shatner dialogue!

  22. Re:Just what every city needs on Hektor: the Graffiti Robot · · Score: 1
    oh no...

    skr1pt taggerz!

  23. Less Predictability = More Fun on On Auto-Dynamic Difficulty In Videogames · · Score: 1
    the biggest thing that bothers me is the predictability with which most enemies appear in games.

    say i'm playing Ghost Recon or Max Payne, i'm going too fast thru an area, and an enemy caps me from behind a good hiding place. he got me that time, but as soon as i replay the section, i know exactly where he is. i suddenly have an unnatural advantage over my enemy.

    but put that same guy in a different spot, and now we're back on even ground: neither of us know exactly where the other is.

    at least Ghost Recon does a decent job of unpredictable bot pathing, such that most baddies will use cover and plot ways to flank you, instead of running straight at you guns blazing.

    and that's the other thing that pisses me off: bad guys with a death wish, and no sense of self preservation. real life lackeys don't attack in waves. they should be just as concerned about getting shot as you are, take cover under heavy fire, and plot alternative means of attack.

  24. Good boy, Rover! on Mars Rover Rolls And Turns · · Score: 1

    Rover, roll!

    Good boy.

    Rover, turn!

    Good boy.

    Here's a nice bone.

  25. Re:Jargon on Engineer Deconstructs Literary Criticism · · Score: 1

    ah, but there's a difference between using jargon to denote a very specific difference between two similar things (say, the difference between "class" vs. "instance"), as opposed to jargon designed to be so broad it becomes essentially meaningless.