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The ESRB Gets An 'F'

GamePolitics reports on a failing grade given to the ESRB by the National Institute on Media and the Family. The report card did not look good for the ratings board, which almost immediately fired back at the organization. From that article: "The reality is that publishers understand that retailers largely choose not to stock AO-rated games, and so in the interests of producing marketable games, publishers will oftentimes revise and resubmit a game that was initially assigned an AO by raters in an effort to produce an M-rated game. When this happens, the process starts again from the beginning, and each new version of a game is reviewed independently. The call to issue more AO ratings has little to do with rating accuracy, and more to do with NIMF's real agenda, which is to destroy the commercial viability of games it deems objectionable. Unlike NIMF, ESRB's job is to be a neutral rater, not a censor."

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  1. Sheesh! by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

    NIMF: You suck!
    ESRB: You suck more!
    NIMF: Your mother wears army boots!
    ESRB: Your sister swims after troop ships!

    Does any adult really give a flying fig? Oh wait, the Slashdot demographic is... never mind.

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    1. Re:Sheesh! by AsiNisiMasa · · Score: 1

      I would guess that every adult gamer who cares about deciding what games they can or can not play gives a "flying fig."

      It would seem at first as if forcing the ESRB to rate more things as AO would only affect minors, the fact of the matter is made quite clear even in the article summary. Developers don't want to make AO games, so tightenning the standards means more censored games for people of all ages.

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    2. Re:Sheesh! by Red_Foreman · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, it's about a bunch of busybody dumbasses getting upset that their little Johnny might be getting a glimpse of polygons (still wearing clothes) bumping and grinding.

      I laugh at these people. If they only knew what kind of porn their kids were looking at when their not around.

      Bunch of dumbasses.

      Speaking of which:

      so tightenning the standards means more censored games for people of all ages.

      It's only censorship when the government does it. When the market does it, it's called "developing a salable product."

    3. Re:Sheesh! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Does any adult really give a flying fig? Oh wait, the Slashdot demographic is... never mind.

      Dunno about adults, but apparently you cared enough to read the summary (and possibly the articles too), and comment on it, taking a cheap potshot at Slashdot readers while you did.

      Little Pot, meet Kid Kettle :).

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    4. Re:Sheesh! by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful

      publishers will oftentimes revise and resubmit a game that was initially assigned an AO by raters in an effort to produce an M-rated game.

      How is this any different from directors re-editing violent or sexually-explicit movies to avoid the NC-17 rating?

      "AO" is understood to mean "pr0n" and therefore most retail outlets will refuse to carry any game with an AO stamped on it.

      You can't reach the adult market, let alone the all-important teen market, if your games are "behind the beaded curain" along with the hentai cartoons and Penhouse videos. In the eyes of most consumers, including those who don't mind the sex and/or violence, it's as if the game doesn't even exist unless you can find it at Best Buy and Wal-Mart.

      So of course a game which is fated to wear the Scarlet AO is going to be re-edited and re-submitted in hopes of being accepted as an "M" game. Designers would otherwise stand to lose millions of dollars over this.

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    5. Re:Sheesh! by AsiNisiMasa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I absolutely agree with that, my point is that the standards for AO now are fine. A game with porn in it should be rated AO because that's what it is. My concern is over the fact that they want some games that are currently being rated M as AO. I'm not a GTA fan, but I'm sure a lot of adults would be pissed if the next installment was watered down ("sweat" replacing blood a la Mortal Kombat, for example) because the standards became more strict.

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    6. Re:Sheesh! by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This really is bullshit. Did they look at any games at all? I mean, really. I've seen a FEW games this years that should have been rated higher, but not that many. But if the movie industry does the same thing, they get excused. I call bullshit.

      Anyway. They probably only looked at the GTA scandal, and based their entire 'grade' off of ONE news item. Didn't bother to look at the ratings of other games.

    7. Re:Sheesh! by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      Bunch of dumbasses.

      That pretty much summarizes them right there...

      I think it's not only fine, but smart to make each re-rating an independant trial... If the game NOW has less violence in it which makes it an M rated game, why would the fact that a previous version of the game was AO rated change that score whatsoever? If a basic trivia game, say an exact replica of jeopardy, showed you a picture of a new naked woman every time you get a correct answer, why would the second revision, which is pretty much an exact jeopardy clone with no nudity, be affected whatsoever by the game's previous incarnation which was rated AO?

      It's now an E rated game, not an M rated game because of the nudity that no longer exists!

    8. Re:Sheesh! by Spag_Yetti · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      NIMF!!! so if that was sounded out it would be??? NYMPH! I love it!

    9. Re:Sheesh! by PlayfullyClever · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course, this is very similar to the movie industry. If the movie got rated NC-17, it wouldn't be shown in most mainstream theaters, and thus it gets edited until it gets an R rating. When a movie that is directed at the 12-15 year old market gets an R rating, they usually try to get it down to PG-13 so as to attract more of their intended audience. What is so wrong with this? If you rely too much on the rating system to make decisions for your children, you have more problems then how good a job the ESRB is doing.

      My question is, what do the parents want? Of course the ratings are toothless. They're just a guide. The "Mature" rating tells parents that a game labeled "M" is considered by the ESRB to be potentially inappropriate for people under 17. The ESRB is basically saying: "If you're in doubt, and your kid is under 17, don't allow this game in your home." If a parent is really in conniptions over video-game sex, violence, whatever, then they only need to exert minimal effort to convert their fears into action.

      For parents that care to be more nuanced and/or involved, there are strategy guides in every game store that present the content of games in great detail. And there's also gamefaqs.com, which is free and convenient. Parents don't have to be gamers to avoid being totally oblivious. Now, I certainly don't expect every parent to be this savvy from the get-go. But the parents who claim to give a shit could educate themselves with what I think is a reasonable amount of time and effort.

      But no, let's legislate the fuck out of the video-game industry because Hillary Clinton is running for president.

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    10. Re:Sheesh! by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Dunno about adults, but apparently you cared enough to read the summary (and possibly the articles too)

      Hah, did you just accuse someone here of reading the article? That's some good stuff!

    11. Re:Sheesh! by AllahsAvatar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes they did look at games.

      FTFA: To illustrate the degree to which video games have become more violent, more sexual, and more crude we compared six M-rated games representative of those featured in report cards during the late 1990s to six M-rated games from 2004.

      With such a large sample size, I can see how they have conclusive proof that the ESRB is not doing their job.

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    12. Re:Sheesh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      But no, let's legislate the fuck out of the video-game industry because Hillary Clinton is running for president.


      Speaking as one who is not thrilled at the prospect of Senator Clinton becoming our next president, I can think of nothing better than for her to roll through the primaries trumpeted as the politician who torpedoed the GTA and Resident Evil game franchises.

      All McCain would need at that point would be one photo op of him trying out the PS3, and he's have the "Rock the Vote" crowd abandoning the party of George Soros in record numbers.

    13. Re:Sheesh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't be the only one who finds the fact that the organization is named "NIMF" ironic.

    14. Re:Sheesh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that the 90s games are representative of the era, but nothing is said of the six from 2004 they rated. I can easily see that the 6 most extreme games from 2004 are more violent than a random 6 pulled out of the nineties. Too bad most of their audience probably don't understand statistics and how to lie with them.

    15. Re:Sheesh! by shotfeel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've seen a FEW games this years that should have been rated higher,

      So you're saying they're right -there are games out there rated M that should be AO? Is so, where's the problem?

      Seriously, the 1st post has it right. Two competing entities each saying they're better than the other. Two companies providing information on which parents can make informed decisions. That's a good thing. What's the problem?

    16. Re:Sheesh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'll take Cleveland Steamers for 500 Alex."

      Still an E rated game?

      On a side note:
      Won't the rating of more games to AO only make for more underage game-pirates? Trying to save little Johnny from seeing boobies in his video game will make him more interested in it...leaving copying/dl'ing/etc as the only open channel for him to obtain the boobies^Wgame. Just a thought.

    17. Re:Sheesh! by spudgun · · Score: 1


      Wouldn't it be easier to just go into a shop and demands the X rated next version of grand theft auto Timbuktu if the shop doesn't stock it , tell them to pull their head out and stock it or you'll buy all your games elsewhere.

      Here in NZ GTA had (almost) the same rating a porno would have , and games stores stocked it - games publishers would happy to have an 18/R/X rating if consumers demanded stores stock the game(s).

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    18. Re:Sheesh! by winkydink · · Score: 0, Troll

      You're right. I cared enough to read the summary and decide that I don't care one fucking bit about how computer gamnes get rated and who happens to like or dislike who in the rating process.

      Were you able to figure that out from my first posting or did you need this one to clarify it for you?

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    19. Re:Sheesh! by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      I agree it should be re-evaluated from scratch. But I just have to wonder if that isn't how things like the "Hot Coffee" mod make it through. The nudity (if you can call it that) was originally there, but triggered an AO rating. So they modified it. Problem is, the modification didn't actually remove the original. I know I have all kinds of leftover bits in most of my projects when I'm done, but they're usually not of the naughty variety.

      Just conjecturing...

    20. Re:Sheesh! by beefypirate · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is that how the AO and M ratings are all that seperated. M games prevent kids under 17 from buying games and AO prevents kids under 18 from buying games. There's such an obvious change in thinking when someone turns from 17 to 18...

      Besides, what's the big deal about nudity and sex? Sex is something that is part of everyone's lives but I doubt all that violence is. Kids can go ahead and buy games to blow eachother up, but once you start being able to dry hump your topless girlfriend (which you have to mod your game to get to, by the way) it's all over? Sounds kinda silly to me.

    21. Re:Sheesh! by Drakonite · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For parents that care to be more nuanced and/or involved, there are strategy guides in every game store that present the content of games in great detail. And there's also gamefaqs.com, which is free and convenient. Parents don't have to be gamers to avoid being totally oblivious. Now, I certainly don't expect every parent to be this savvy from the get-go. But the parents who claim to give a shit could educate themselves with what I think is a reasonable amount of time and effort.

      Indeed, and you even forgot the two easiest ways to get a little more involved and finding exactly what the "objectionable content" is... Not only do all games have the ESRB rating on the front, but on the back is the list of reasons why that rating was given. And lets not forget one of the most effective ways to figure out a games content... Ask. Any good store that sells a significant number of video games should have someone who can give you an idea of the content of a specific game. If a store doesn't have someone who can, then it is not a good place to shop for video games.

      You'd think this kind of stuff would be common sense, but it seems its up to us to educate people on this stuff.

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    22. Re:Sheesh! by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      One of them is pestering the government to make it their legal prerogative. That's the difference.

    23. Re:Sheesh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only censorship when the government does it. When the market does it, it's called "developing a salable product."

      I call bullshit on this piece of Libertarian dogma. If a company (a concrete, real-world entity, unlike the abstract of the Market Fairy) decides to alter something because of financial reasons, it's "developing a salable product."
        OTOH, if the owner/head of the company calls their artists and says "X conflicts with my views, cut it NOW." That's censorship, too, even if it occurs inside the Magical Castle of Capitalism rather than the Dark Fortress of Da Gubmint.

    24. Re:Sheesh! by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but a game with sex and tits in it that is _not_ porno should be considered on the same metrics as a film with those features. Since there are R rated movies with lots of sex in them (i.e. Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Shut") then a game should be held to the same standards before being discarded as pr0n.

      What do you want to bet that such a game would be AO?

      Oh, and as an aside: the NIMF does not publicize who funds them. For all anyone knows, they're funded by the DVD industry who wants to main the game industry so that people will rent more movies. That should set off alarm bells to everyone - even the "they have a point" folks. At least we know who pays the ESRB.

    25. Re:Sheesh! by Electr!c_B4rd_Qu!nn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, I agree with most of what you said, but I will lay out the parts I didn't catch too well.

      These are known as Guidelines, the ratings are Guidelines for the issuance of the games, and sadly enough the Christian "Save Our Family" movement has weilded them to their benefit. They have become what most of these "Watchdog" groups turn into. They become near Socialist in their implimentation of what they view is "good for you".

        Games are meant to be played by everyone, and of course there's going to be people who like "Leisure Suit Larry: Unrated and Uncut", and those who will like "My Princess Pony: The Makeup Game" or something like that. But to purposefuly mark these games with ratings that would kill thair sales is akin to barring a certain artish or writer to publish his work because it "isn't nice". Anyone seeing the parallel I'm making here?

      I might be one of the few, but I view games as Artwork, as well as amusement. Someone had to think up the concept and guide it through the evolution from code to graphics to controls to beta testing to make sure his baby was perfect. In essence, he worked as hard as Picasso to bring us something for our enjoyment. So why can't his works be set out to the public arena for scrutinization. If Mommy and Daddy don't want little Suzie to play "Guts And Gore, Entrails Galore", then they shouldn't buy it for little Suzie. Plain and simple.

      But this rant also goes to the stores who buy the games to sell. Shame on you for stifling artwork! Shame on you for saying that someone's hard work and perserverance doesn't pay off, Shame On You!

      Rant done, thank you for your time.

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    26. Re:Sheesh! by Pxtl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hot Coffee didn't deserve an AO rating anyways. Yes, it was explicit sex. Guess what, tons of movies have explicit sex, and they get rated R, not NC17. Until either (a) the whole point of the movie is explicit sex, and (b) they show genitalia, it's still rated R.

      Consider that Eyes Wide Shut got rated R for sex. Meanwhile, GTA:SA, with one little sex scene, got effectively rated NC-17 (and thus unviable in stores) for sex.

      The game industry could loosen their standards and still be further than the movie industry. It's just that grumpy old people like movies better than games.

      If any government-driven media rating should go on, it would have to be across-the-board to be fair. Everything from comics to TV shows. Otherwise, it gives competing businesses an advantage. You think that comics and games and movies don't all compete with each other for kids' eyeballs?

    27. Re:Sheesh! by tom2275 · · Score: 1

      OK, I understand why publishers of Games have to revise them to get the 'M' rating so they'll be on the shelf in bestbuy. But why don't they still sell the AO rated games through other avenues (online, duh). I mean there might just be a market for AO games, ya think?

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    28. Re:Sheesh! by truesaer · · Score: 1

      Given the kiss of death that is AO, I've always wondered why they don't invent a higher level of baddness so that AO games are more legitimate. So you have M, AO, and Seriously Fucking Sick. Hopefully retailers will then ban the SFS rating to appear like they actually care about something besides profit and sell the AO games.

    29. Re:Sheesh! by vertinox · · Score: 1

      It's only censorship when the government does it. When the market does it, it's called "developing a salable product."

      Self-censorship is still censorship.

      Especially if they do it out of fear of government retribution.

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    30. Re:Sheesh! by Grant_Watson · · Score: 1

      Many modern video games cost a great deal to make; if an AO game is "edited" to M, the chances of making that back (with profit) are much, much higher than if you try to sell the video game without the big brick-and-mortar retailers.

    31. Re:Sheesh! by nappingcracker · · Score: 1

      A game with porn in it should be rated AO because that's what it is.

      I agree, but I have not seen a game with porn in it (not since nudie tetris). It seems like the standards that they want applied to games would have half of Fox labeled as adult only. They do have quite the titillating nightly lineup! For free nationwide! How many "young" kids are hooked on the lastest TV slutfest?

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    32. Re:Sheesh! by masdog · · Score: 1

      "Hot Coffee" was probably a sloppy mistake. The developers probably got their AO rating, went into the code and commented out a few lines, and recompiled so they could get it in quickly for review. No one probably thought to remove the media files.

      Just playing devils advocate...

    33. Re:Sheesh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original white people in the US were so prudish that Europe gave them 3 *very* expensive boats and said "get the fuck out." In lieu of sex, most people resort to violence. (Like when you don't get laid in years, you want to cause destruction)

    34. Re:Sheesh! by tom2275 · · Score: 1

      You missed my point. Why don't the game makers offer their 'AO' rated games in addition to the 'M' rated versions. Since they already have the 'AO' version in hand prior to editing it down to 'M' it really requires no effort, just put it in the box, alter the label to show the 'AO' rating and ship it out to Joe, I'm over 18, pervert. Meanwhile back over in bestbuy, mom buys Johnny 17 the acceptable 'M' rating version

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    35. Re:Sheesh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      first im sure there is a killing to be made for online game stores specializing in ao games. seccond i hope that no one uses slashdot for objective news, could we at least keep the bias to the coments. why parents worry so much about this rating stuff it is totaly wrong to begin with. first there should be no age restrictions only rating on the content. that would be more effective at telling parents and children what happens in the game. how does your parent know what some other parent deems wrong for children is what they would deem wrong as well. i saw porn long before i was ever interested in games and it came from the internet. ratings dont do anything if every one ignores them. parents sit down and play these games with them then decide if it is "appropiate" this will work much better. you find out first hand what the game is about and also your kid thinks you are "cool" for paying attention to what he is interested. go ahead relive your younger days have a childhood plus there are plenty of rental services where you can get a game for a short time then return. and by the way i am a teen, my dad would probably not approve of the few games i have but if he played them with me he might just realize they are simple games and like a responsible adult i can keep fiction in fictional places.

    36. Re:Sheesh! by Hatta · · Score: 1


      "AO" is understood to mean "pr0n" and therefore most retail outlets will refuse to carry any game with an AO stamped on it.


      So where are the seedy little shops where you can pick up AO games? Porn is huge in the entertainment industry, why isn't it huge in the games sector?

      A rendered image isn't really any more "real" than a photograph, they're both just strings of ones and zeros. Really I find them both boring. But throw in some interactivity and it becomes worthwhile. I'd rather play a naughty text adventure than watch a porno. Sex sells, pornography and games are both very big business. Combining the two seems like an obvious winner to me. Why isn't it?

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    37. Re:Sheesh! by rhyskegtapper · · Score: 1

      are you guys all insane? Have you been living in a cave. I was an employee of gamestop for 2 years and we were required to card everyone. Don't believe me? buy an M rated game and look at the point of sale terminal screen. OMFG it says "check for ID" wow.
      Why is this even an issue?

    38. Re:Sheesh! by westlake · · Score: 1
      "Hot Coffee" was probably a sloppy mistake

      A mistake that allowed an AO mini-game -not a media file - to be unlocked and played on three different platforms?

    39. Re:Sheesh! by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      > With such a large sample size, I can see how they have
      > conclusive proof that the ESRB is not doing their job.

      It's a sample size 2 games larger than some of our esteemed justices have used, which therefore makes it even more infallible. We certainly can't allow games such as "The Resident of Evil Creek" to fall into the hands of children.

    40. Re:Sheesh! by vexx0 · · Score: 0

      Speaking of movies, how many come out with an "unrated version". If a game publisher tried doing that they would be sued for endangering the children.

    41. Re:Sheesh! by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      No, game publishers do it - but they sell them direct through internet. The latest Leisure Suit Larry did this for example. They just don't sell them in stores.

    42. Re:Sheesh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your theory rests on the idea that Europeans are having more sex than Americans?

      Well... okay, but don't be surprised if people laugh at you when you explain this to them.

    43. Re:Sheesh! by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Unlocked by compromising game data? Is Microsoft liable for adware that makes IE show porn popups?

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    44. Re:Sheesh! by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I agree, but I have not seen a game with porn in it (not since nudie tetris).

      You are not looking hard enough.

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  2. I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...who spend their time on this garbage. I am a Christian myself. I know the NIMF isn't an openly religiously motivated group, but I see how churches support them.

    [open rant]
    These ratings are no replacement for parenting. Instead of wasting time complaining, work a few more hours a week and donate the money to your church marketing fund.

    Stop trying to make non-Christians become like you by using the force of government or nanny groups. Instead, work within your group of Christians to help keep those kids moral and loved and ethical. Christian kids are the worst because their parents are blind to reality.

    I hate my label as I'd never tell a non-Christian to stop swearing or stop drinking or stop screwing around or stop watching porn. I'd never use government or a nanny group to further a Christian agenda.

    My job as the Bible mandates is to enforce responsibility in my brothers and sisters in Christ, and be a model for non-believers. I can not control a non-believer and using Caesar to do so is wrong.

    Your job as a parent is to be involved 100% in your child's life. If you want a good Christian child, be a good Christian parent. Try to live sin free, and stop forcing your child to be perfect if you are not perfect yourself.

    1. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why can't there be more Christians like you?

      me=athiest, and tired of having my rights trampled

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    2. Re:I "hate" Christians... by wiggles · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are, but we just don't make the news.

    3. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what I hate? All the fucking acronyms. The ratings, who made them, who rates those, and then a story about it, ugh!

      NIMF, ESRB, F, AO, M, FUCK.

    4. Re:I "hate" Christians... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Where is the moderation for "Holy Shit! I'm converted!"

      I agree with the poster above me. The Christian religion needs more Christians like you.

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    5. Re:I "hate" Christians... by rizzo420 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      you are absolutely correct. why do parents want to leave the parenting up to large organizations? if you really care about your children, you'd try the game yourself first and then decide if they should be able to play it. just like with movies, some movies rated R aren't as bad as you would think. watch it with your child or go see it yourself first.

      i also don't see why kids can't be carded when they rent or buy video games (although if you're too young for a license you have no way of being carded).

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    6. Re:I "hate" Christians... by eclectro · · Score: 1

      I hate my label as I'd never tell a non-Christian to stop swearing or stop drinking or stop screwing around or stop watching porn. I'd never use government or a nanny group to further a Christian agenda.

      Maybe Christians are tired of seeing the proliferation of these things throughout society, because they see them as harmful to people whether they are Christian or not.

      Maybe if more Christians took more of a stand and told people to stop swearing, drinking, screwing around or watching porn the society at large would be more courteous, have less drunk drivers, and broken marriages.

      Sure, anybody can do whatever they want. That doesn't mean that their activities don't end up hurting other people directly or indirectly, Christian or not.

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    7. Re:I "hate" Christians... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Blah blah. Any solution that requires any personal responsibility is clearly going to fail, because the number of people who are willing to take any responsiblity for their actions is vanishingly small.

      If you have a child, and he gets into a bottle of your pills and kills himself, is it:

      A) The childs fault, for not knowing better
      B) Your fault, for being careless
      C) The pharmaceutical companies fault, for making the pill in the first place
      D) The pharmacys fault, for making the pill bottle openable
      E) A & B
      F) C & D

      The right answer is clearly 'B', but it seems like 'F' is the only popular option these days. It's got to be someone's fault, and obviously it couldn't be the parents fault, are you MAD?

      Makes me sick. Not to bring up the Bush Corolary of Godwin's Law, but take 9/11. 1 day to happen, 5 years of finger pointing to follow. Why? We can't just say, "Okay, we all screwed up, let's learn something and move on." No no no, we've got to find out exactly whose fault it was that we didn't see it coming, so we can, I don't know, set them on fire or something.

      It's getting hard to even blame the government for refusing to take responsibility. Jesus, look what we did to the tobacco companies! I missed the bit where they held people down and made them smoke, but it clearly happened at some point.

      We've gotta stop the finger pointing, and man up to some responsiblity. It's freaking absurd.

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    8. Re:I "hate" Christians... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, at least you put "hate" in quotations.

      I think what so many of these religion-backed groups are missing (in the case of Christianity) is that God does not want people to enforce their will on others in order to make them moral and ethical people. Instead, God wants people to talk to one another and share the benefits of a moral and ethical life - lead by example, not by leash. God does not want societal laws to mandate morality and ethics in people who do not want to adhere to them. God wants people to appreciate the results of those morals and ethics, and make their own decision to live that life.

      To take this point to the extreme, we don't have laws against murder because it is an immoral action, or because the founding fathers were religious and believed this one little religious law would fit fine in our laws ... We have laws against murder because our society could not properly operate without them. God would not want laws against murder, instead he would want everbody to appreciate everyone else enough that we would choose to discuss and resolve our problems instead of resorting to killing each other. Unfortunately, we have not yet achieved this altruistic state, so we do require such laws.

      The same goes for many other laws that have existed for a long time - they exist because society as we know it could not survive without them, not because the government has mandated morality and ethics. However, many people dont see this (such as NIMF), and they are wrongly trying to mandate morality and ethics through law.

    9. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      You know... there's a part of the bible that speaks about eating non-kosher food. Because, remember, for a long time Christians had to be Jews first.

      Then they started picking up Gentiles, and even Jewish Christians started picking up eating non-kosher foods.

      I believe the essense of it says that you may feel that it's fine for you to eat non-kosher foods, but when you're in the house of a family that has remained kosher that you should follow the kosher rules in order to not tempt them, because they feel that being kosher is important for them.

      In short, you may feel that as a Christian you're sick of all this "immorality" running around everywhere, but just think... at one point, for a Christian it was immoral to eat pork. It was immoral to eat dairy with meat. It was immoral for us to do a lot of things that we now do without a second thought as to if it might be Sin or not.

      So, just because the morality of your culture is shifting doesn't mean you should be standing steadfast against it trying to hold on to your potentially out-dated moralities. In exchange, I as a Christian will continue to not tempt you by rubbing my "immorality" in your face.

      As for non-Christians... guess what? Life sucks, and we can't control them. There's this thing called Temptation, and law-following Jews have managed to avoid eating pork for thousands of years surrounded by the temptation that every other culture on earth has been showing them.

      So, wtf is your problem? You're saying that even though Jesus died to forgive yourself from being perfect, you're not capable of controlling yourself as well as a Jew can avoid eating pork? because that's just stupid to be saying, they're not any different than us.

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    10. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe Christians are tired of seeing the proliferation of these things throughout society, because they see them as harmful to people whether they are Christian or not.

      Sucks to be them - what hey see as harmful and what IS harmful are two completely different things

      Maybe if more Christians took more of a stand and told people to stop swearing, drinking, screwing around or watching porn the society at large would be more courteous, have less drunk drivers, and broken marriages.

      Christianity, especially not fundamentalist christianity, is not the answer to this.

      First and foremost you have to prove swearing is harmful - a swear word is just a word, you choose to take offense. Now words can be used in a way that is intended to be harmful - but i can intend to insult you by calling you a "feces eating dog fornicator" without ever swearing.

      The very concept of "swear words" is anathemic to free thought

      No sexual relationships before marriage is equally unhealthy as too many - just unhealthy in different ways - and no sexual relationship with the person you are going to marry before you marry them can, and does, cause divorces

      Drunk driving is unlawful, against even relativistic morals, etc - you don't need religion to say drunk driving is bad- and religion doesn't ameloriate the rate of alcoholism.

      Broken marriages now.. that's something really ironic for a fundamentalist to preach about. It has been shown that the divorce rate among the most fundamentalist christians is TWICE that of the divorce rate among atheists and agnostics - and that the divorce rate between the two is pretty much linearaly related to the level of fundamentalism the couple is involved in. A nice example of this is Rush Limbaugh, or my fiancee's biological father is another good example of this.

      Sure, anybody can do whatever they want. That doesn't mean that their activities don't end up hurting other people directly or indirectly, Christian or not.

      Yep my looking at porn (alone and with my fiancee), farking my fiancee (and only two other girls ever before her), and swearing are really harming you!

      oh the humanity!

      PS: not all porn is tasteful, stuff that is really degrading to women is not only NOT HOT, but is pretty disgusting

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    11. Re:I "hate" Christians... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I think the number of people who "won't take responsibility for themselves" is actually very small. The thing is that in the case you describe above (kid killing himself with pills), nobody would decide to sue themselves or their dead child because obviously that's ridiculous. The person who blames himself in that situation will not make the news.

      Stop watching TV and reading the newspaper for a while and you will stop having such a warped perspective on reality. By warped, I mean the falacy of thinking that the cases reported on the news are the "normal" case when in fact they are of the "dog bites man" variety.

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    12. Re:I "hate" Christians... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Your job as a parent is to be involved 100% in your child's life."

      that can not be done. ---note the period.

      I spend time with my shildren, and my wife and I do wothout a lot of things so she can stay home. We do NOT monitor the 1000 other kids at there school. This is why there is a drinking age.

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    13. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1, Interesting

      1 foolish
      2 even more foolish than 1 - if 1 wasn't foolish then 2 still would be foolish
      3 i agree from a completely secular perspective
      4 foolish
      5 so long as they deserve it
      6 Defense (and i don't mean "preemptive defense") is always justified - especially defense of the weak when you are strong (saving people from genocide?)
      7 you're damn skippy! (ie 100% agree)
      8 Taxation is not theft - go take an economic class - you wouldn't even HAVE a job and money if it wasn't for the fact you pay taxes to maintain police, roads, courts, hospitals, power, gas, water, etc etc etc.
      9 Yup
      10 completely moronic, espeially the anarcho-capitalistic "business regulations are wrong" - please take economics 100 - even ADAM SMITH (you know, father of capitalism) recognized THERE MUST BE RULES otherwise there will be abuse

      3/10 on the "correct statments"-ometer

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    14. Re:I "hate" Christians... by jellomizer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      We are out there and we are probably more the majority then you think. We don't get any attention because we don't want to restrict your rights so we are not raising any flags because we are not vocal about your beleafs or lack of. And we are not raising any flags to the more Radical Christains because we are good christians. So we don't get on the radar. You should legally have the right to be athiest because otherwise can't be forced on you. Just as the oposit that I can't be forced not to beleave in God.

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    15. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Gridpoet · · Score: 0

      Amen brother...preach it!

      Jesus never once crammed anything down anyones throat! The Pharises and Saduces had that one all wraped up! Instead He invited and just was a living example of His beliefs, if someone said "leave me alone" He said "okay"

      More Christians need to stop worring about everyone else and start worring about themselves! When I stand before the judgement seat God isnt going to hold me responible for what my neighbor was doing...only for what I was doing!

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    16. Re:I "hate" Christians... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe I see certain strains of Christianity as harmful to society.

      Maybe I feel that their agenda is responsible for an increase in sexually transmitted diseases, due to their utter refusal to consider educating children about sex.

      Maybe I feel that their beliefs are responsible for failures in education which are causing the united states to lose its edge in the global information economy, due to their insistence that science has to conform to their religious dogma.

      Maybe I see their beliefs as the root cause for hate crimes, due to the culture of intolerance they foster. It is not difficult to draw a connection between islamic fundamentalism and christian fundamentalism; the christians seem to conveniently forget that we've had two major terroist incidents on US soil: 9/11 and Oklahoma City.

      Does that then mean that I can go on a crusade to have them eradicated from our society?

      Ask yourself if you really want to take a step into a world where were are allowed to restrict the freedoms of others who use those freedoms to do things we don't agree with.

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    17. Re:I "hate" Christians... by pla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe if more Christians took more of a stand and told people to stop

      If more Christians "practiced what they preach", plain old market forces would instantly result in the nonavailability of these products.

      At least in the US, we have somewhere between a 78 and 90% Christian population (according to the last two census). If 90% of people refused to support content that included violence, sex, profanity, blasphemy, science, drugs, firearms, toilet paper, or whatever peeve-of-the-week you want to claim makes the baby Jesus cry, then such content would vanish overnight.

      "Why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"



      Maybe Christians are tired of seeing the proliferation of these things throughout society, because they see them as harmful to people whether they are Christian or not.

      If I want to "harm" myself by pretending to blast aliens with my demonic powers while scantily clad CG cheerleaders talk dirty to me, you don't have any say in that.

      Deal.

    18. Re:I "hate" Christians... by javaxman · · Score: 1
      Maybe if more Christians took more of a stand and told people to stop swearing, drinking, screwing around or watching porn the society at large would be more courteous, have less drunk drivers, and broken marriages.

      Hold on just a minute. We're talking about VIDEO GAMES. Not any of that other stuff. There are laws about that other stuff, actually. You can be cited for creating a disturbance if you even so much as swear loudly enough and frequently enough in a public place.

      But we're talking about something similar to reading a book or watching a movie, not something you do on the street. Ok, maybe if a game is pornographic ( really? Where do you buy that game? ) and on a PSP or something, that's a problem, but it's one *already covered by a law* if you're out in public.

      Also, and *PAY ATTENION*, this is key... have you heard of something called "FREEDOM" ? It's a word bandied about a lot these days, but it does actually mean something. It means that sometimes, people will do, say, read, think and otherwise express things that you don't like. Oppose their ability to do those things, and you are, in fact, opposing freedom. Christians, true Christians, should look to history and see what the censorship and suppression of expression and thought has done to Christians in the past ( I'm thinking about lions here... ) ... real Christians go for that "hate the sin, love the sinner" thing, and know something about forgiveness and reform.

      People make mistakes. Giving them the opportunity to do so is what life ( and freedom ) is all about.

      *Tell* people that *you believe* what they're doing is wrong all you like, that's fine. *Prevent* people from having the freedom to screw things up, and yes, you may actually be a fascist. It's a thin line, really. Watch it.

    19. Re:I "hate" Christians... by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      I don't see the religious link, but I'll bite.

      First let's put out there that the *types* you speak of have the contention that movies that are promoted as "Not Yet Rated" to draw in a wider, younger audience on that aspect alone. Some people (these *types*) would like to censor because they feel that the worse the rating the more some child is going to want to see said film. I personally want to play more games that have AO ratings for the novelty factor so the rating system itself is (kinda) dangerous. It's all we got though and any steps to remove games from the market are downright ridiculous.

      It all comes down to good parenting. To tell you the truth, I don't mind if my kids play a Grand Theft Auto (even with HotCoffee) - I just don't want your kids playing it. I'm only 25 and I know teenagers, young adults and even friends kids who are not very well adjusted, so to speak. There isn't a lot of good parenting out there. And here comes our religious angle again.

      My job as the Bible mandates is to enforce responsibility in my brothers and sisters in Christ, and be a model for non-believers. I can not control a non-believer and using Caesar to do so is wrong.
      Your job as a parent is to be involved 100% in your child's life. If you want a good Christian child, be a good Christian parent. Try to live sin free, and stop forcing your child to be perfect if you are not perfect yourself.


      I'm not a Christian, but I'll keep you guessing what. I know a lot about Christian teaching and there isn't really much in there about playing a game that is "dirty" or makes you do "wrong" things. As far as keeping Christian kids away from adult themed games I can only say that the first step is to actually take them to church. Follow up on that and try to teach them that what you are going for is a strong foundation for life. The lessons to be learned at church are good and can teach you how you should act towards your fellow man.

      Along with these teachings is a nice perk for parents. I'm suprised it is forgotten so easily: Honour thy father and thy mother

    20. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      The tobacco companies flippiantly and knowingly lied about the health effects of their products.

      Plus exposing third parties to cigarette smoke against their will, no matter how dilute, is a violation of their right to bodily integrety (read: not to be poisoned by some asshole) and should therefore cause smoking to be outlawed.

      Note: chewing is fine, only affects you

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    21. Re:I "hate" Christians... by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      (I'm a christian)

      Maybe if more Christians took more of a stand and told people to stop swearing, drinking, screwing around or watching porn the society at large would be more courteous, have less drunk drivers, and broken marriages.

      I think the better approach would be for Christians to stop doing those things first, and then, rather than condemning others for doing those things, try just simply loving others. How many people do you think would spring for a Christianity that offers love over judgement? Probably lots...

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    22. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PS: not all porn is tasteful, stuff that is really degrading to women is not only NOT HOT, but is pretty disgusting

      You'd be amazed at Fundamentalists' sexual fetishes. Remember the Victorian era? Where sex was essentially repressed completely?

      Most of the "popular" pornographic novels of the time were essentially rape fantasies. See, a "proper" women would never agree to have sex, so instead it had to be forced on her. In the novels, she would come to enjoy it. In reality, on the other hand...

      This probably also explains why a several anti-gay rights activists have been discovered to be, well, gay.

    23. Re:I "hate" Christians... by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      We also don't make it onto "Trading Spouses" like that insane "Christian" lady. *yes, coming from another Christian, that lady was crazy, and an embarrassment to all Christians.

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    24. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did not think your type of christian actually existed in the world before now. I guess I'm going to have to rethink my pagan ways now and convert by giving my life to christ, knowing that my sin has left me Fallen.

      Then again, this is the internet.. so you could be lying.

    25. Re:I "hate" Christians... by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      Thank you for defining the difference between "stupid sheep" and "smart sheep." I agree with you almost completely. I don't force people to believe me ever. Bottom line, I will tell you what I'm about, it's your choice if you want to listen or tell me to shut up. I'm always vocal about my faith and I'm likely to offend a few people, but I don't care. Just like you don't care if you offend me by looking at Porn or drinking yourself silly (or both).

      By no means ask me to condone it. By no means expect/force me to change my beliefs. If you don't think I've looked at things from your angle, you're wrong. I have many close friends who are Islamic, Jewish, Buddhists, Christians, Pagans, and atheists (and I love every one of them). I have heard a lot of arguments either way about gaming, abortion, gambling, the Ananoki (very interesting), and a whole lot more. You know what I do? I honestly think about every new argument, every new angle. So, if you tell me something and I brush it off, it's because I've heard it before and have already made my decision. Give me a new angle, and I'll take the time to look at it again.

      I'll be damned (literally), though, if I'm going to sit back and watch other people run my life without taking a stand (just like they are) for my rights and beliefs. Fire and brimstone? Sometimes, but it's rarely neccessary. Mostly being motivated by love is all I need.

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    26. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      74% christians (inclusive of all flavors, inc catholicism) 16-17% atheist/agnostic the rest is mostly buddhist and islamic IIRC

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    27. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Good point. Take the message Jesus gave to his Apostles... if any house should refuse you, leave and shake the dust from your feet.

      If you're upset with the way the movie industry is handling things then leave it. Don't even support them in the slightest. Take off, never look back, and let them know why you're never coming back.

      Of course, even the people who have these strong fundamentalist ideologies have this feeling that they're naturally "entitled" to motion picture entertainment, and it's the responsibility of the movie industry to contort to their desires, and their morals.

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    28. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. Serve God first (not the flag, not your boss, not the IRS, not your family)

      In what brainwashed world is God more important then family? Most people would die to protect their loved ones. Most (sane) people would not die for their god -- although the current situation in the Middle East seems to defy this logic.

      2. Don't have anger towards God. If life is bad, you didn't prepare properly.

      Everything in life can't be prepared for. Can you prepare for a mugging? How about a car accident?

      3. Don't worship logos, fads or ipods err idols.

      Hahaha, at least we agree on something :)

      4. Set aside one day a week to do God's work.

      If it works for you.

      5. Respect your parents

      I know a few abused children that would take exception to this rule.

      6. Never kill -- no war is just

      That blanket statement is as stupid as people who would assume war is the solution to everything. Fighting aggression is as just as it comes.

      7. Don't cheat on your spouse

      Can't say I argue with that one.

      8. Don't steal - Taxation is theft, currency inflation is theft

      Taxation is theft? I'll remember that the next time I'm driving on a paved road. Currency inflation is theft? Sounds more like an economic theory to me. Do you think that reasonable interest on a loan is theft? I'm not trolling -- that's an honest question.

      9. Be honest with all your words and actions

      Hard to dispute that one.

      10. Don't be jealous or control what isn't yours - Zoning laws are wrong, business regulations are wrong, slavery is wrong (the draft)

      Zoning laws are wrong? How is the community deciding what to do with a community resource wrong? How is the community deciding to regulate a business that was harming the community wrong? It's pretty easy to be anti-zoning laws until somebody builds a toxic waste dump right next to your house.

      God commands this of me. Nowhere does he say "force others to do these things"

      That's nice. And what I'm about to say may or may not apply to you -- but I'm just as disgusted by people with morally superior attitudes who don't "force" it on other people as I am by people who do. We live in a community of human beings. That community begins with your family includes your neighbors, your countrymen and ultimately the planet. I have a hard time putting a deity that I can't prove exists before that community.

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    29. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2, Informative

      "there's a part of the bible that speaks about eating non-kosher food"

      The part you are referring to can be found in the Old Testament in the Book of Leviticus, Chapter 11. One of those infamous chapters that people try to use to prove the bible contains flaws... after all, what rabbit chews it's cud?

      1 And Jehovah proceeded to speak to Moses and Aaron, saying to them: 2 "Speak to the sons of Israel, saying, 'This is the living creature that YOU may eat of all the beasts that are upon the earth: 3 Every creature that splits the hoof and forms a cleft in the hoofs and chews the cud among the beasts, that is what YOU may eat.

      4 "'Only this is what YOU must not eat among the chewers of the cud and the splitters of the hoof: the camel, because it is a chewer of the cud but is no splitter of the hoof. It is unclean for YOU. 5 Also the rock badger, because it is a chewer of the cud but does not split the hoof. It is unclean for YOU. 6 Also the hare, because it is a chewer of the cud but it does not have the hoof split. It is unclean for YOU. 7 Also the pig, because it is a splitter of the hoof and a former of a cleft in the hoof, but it itself does not chew the cud. It is unclean for YOU. 8 YOU must not eat any of their flesh, and YOU must not touch their dead body. They are unclean for YOU.

      9 "'This is what YOU may eat of everything that is in the waters: Everything that has fins and scales in the waters, in the seas and in the torrents, those YOU may eat. 10 And everything in the seas and the torrents that has no fins and scales, out of every swarming creature of the waters and out of every living soul that is in the waters, they are a loathsome thing for YOU. 11 Yes, they will become a loathsome thing to YOU. YOU must not eat any of their flesh, and YOU are to loathe their dead body. 12 Everything in the waters that has no fins and scales is a loathsome thing to YOU.

      13 "'And these are what YOU will loathe among the flying creatures. They should not be eaten. They are a loathsome thing: the eagle and the osprey and the black vulture, 14 and the red kite and the black kite according to its kind, 15 and every raven according to its kind, 16 and the ostrich and the owl and the gull and the falcon according to its kind, 17 and the little owl and the cormorant and the long-eared owl, 18 and the swan and the pelican and the vulture, 19 and the stork, the heron according to its kind, and the hoopoe and the bat. 20 Every winged swarming creature that goes on all fours is a loathsome thing to YOU.

      21 "'Only this is what YOU may eat of all the winged swarming creatures that go upon all fours, those that have leaper legs above their feet with which to leap upon the earth. 22 These are the ones of them YOU may eat of: the migratory locust according to its kind, and the edible locust after its kind, and the cricket according to its kind, and the grasshopper according to its kind. 23 And every other winged swarming creature that does have four legs is a loathsome thing to YOU. 24 So by these YOU would make yourselves unclean. Everyone touching their dead bodies will be unclean until the evening. 25 And everyone carrying any of their dead bodies will wash his garments, and he must be unclean until the evening.

      26 "'As for any beast that is a splitter of the hoof but is not a former of a cleft and is not a chewer of the cud, they are unclean for YOU. Everyone touching them will be unclean. 27 As for every creature going upon its paws among all the living creatures that go on all fours, they are unclean to YOU. Everyone touching their dead bodies will be unclean until the evening. 28 And he who carries their dead bodies will wash his garments, and he must be unclean until the evening. They are unclean to YOU.

      29 "'And this is what is unclean to YOU among the swarming creatures that swarm upon the earth: the mole rat and the jerboa and the lizard according to its kind, 30 and the gecko fanfoot and the large lizard and the newt and the sand lizard and the ch

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    30. Re:I "hate" Christians... by anonicon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why can't there be more Christians like you?

      There are, but most of us are adults with kids to raise, jobs to do, and (hopefully) fun lives to lead, just like anyone else. That means we generally don't have the time, energy, or commitment to raise a high, holy stink every time the world acts upon its free will, so we don't get a whole lot of media attention.

      As a Christian, there are more opportunities to make positive, constructive differences in my life and the lives of my friends, family, and local community than I have time to do them in. I sure as heck do not have time to be some 19th century knuckle-dragging Creationist, or whatever else the Religious Mediahounds are carrying on about. As Austin said, "Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are."

      Peace.

    31. Re:I "hate" Christians... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      These ratings are no replacement for parenting. Instead of wasting time complaining, work a few more hours a week and donate the money to your church marketing fund.

      While I agree with most of what you say, I fail to see how demanding accurate ratings is considered to be a replacement for parenting. Ratings are not a replacement for parenting. They are a much-needed tool. Parents ask for ratings on video games so that they can make better choices in what they let their children play. When those ratings do not live up to the standards most parents expect, the organization responsible for the ratings needs to be questioned. In this case, you have an organization (ESRB) that is largely composed of "self-policing" companies who have a vested interest in getting as many titles as possible into the largest target audience possible. This does not automatically make them "evil", but it does create a likelihood to try to balance the merits of sloppy rating (in order to get more titles to more audiences) against the inherent risks (forced government regulation). Self-policing organizations like this need enemies to continue to do their job effectively. Chances are, part of the "F" rating are due to the GTA-San Andreas Hot Coffee fiasco. In this case, I don't think ESRB is the guilty party -- Rockstar is. The ESRB rated the game AS THEY SAW IT, and when they were informed of the hidden Hot Coffee thing, they adjusted their rating appropriately. So if this is what the "F" was about, the NIMF was off base.

      Your job as a parent is to be involved 100% in your child's life.

      This is not possible, and every good parent knows it. The parent's job is to equip his or her child to make good decisions, and to provide some age-appropriate protection until the child reaches a point where they at least have the ability to do so (even if they don't always use it).

      Try to live sin free, and stop forcing your child to be perfect if you are not perfect yourself.

      I agree with trying to live sin-free, but bear in mind that most parents (including Christians) don't demand perfection from their children. They just demand that their children learn what is right and wrong (at least in the eyes of the parent). This is reinforced in a variety of ways that include both natural and artificial consequences. Whether they agree with the values of their parent is a decision that they will eventually make as they enter adulthood.

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    32. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Maybe if more Christians took more of a stand and told people to stop swearing, drinking, screwing around or watching porn the society at large would be more courteous, have less drunk drivers, and broken marriages.

      Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. There are probably more Christian alcoholics and broken homes than atheist ones. I find most Christians to be extremely hypocritical when it comes to sin. They love to shout in public and accuse others. But then, when in private, they often sin worse than the people they preach to.

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    33. Re:I "hate" Christians... by megarich · · Score: 1
      I wish I had a Bible near me to post the appropriate quote but since I don't I'll just go on to paraphrase the point: beware of wolf in sheeps clothing and many who say they are of Christ and appear to be that of Christ are not and you know them by their works. While I do agree with many points(and thus why I posted up the previous saying) I do have to disagree with some of yours especially:

      God does not want societal laws to mandate morality and ethics in people who do not want to adhere to them. and God would not want laws against murder

      What God wants is to give God His due praise and obey His will and in doing His will is obeying God's commandments which includes "thou shalt not kill"

      But yea I definately agree many of the "christians" who are the most vocal are doing it for their own personal gain rather than that of God's.

    34. Re:I "hate" Christians... by mrtrumbe · · Score: 1
      Grandparent: 1. Serve God first (not the flag, not your boss, not the IRS, not your family)

      You: 1 foolish

      Me: What an ass!

      The worst part of your reply was that you labelled the granparent's personal beliefs either correct or incorrect. They are his freaking religious beliefs! They can't be right or wrong.

      I'm not even Christian and I find your narrow-minded arrogance annoying.

      Taft

    35. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dangitman · · Score: 1
      but take 9/11. 1 day to happen, 5 years of finger pointing to follow. Why? We can't just say, "Okay, we all screwed up, let's learn something and move on." No no no, we've got to find out exactly whose fault it was that we didn't see it coming,

      Sorry, I have to nitpick. I agree with your other points, but the real question about 9/11 is: did somebody in the government deliverately allow it to happen, or were they involved in orchestrating it? The circumstantial evidence is pretty damning, and the government won't allow a full investigation. memos have been leaked talking about how a terrorist attack would be great for the President's popularity.

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    36. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Yez70 · · Score: 1

      AMEN! Great insight and exactly what the 'founders' of this country wanted this country to be! Unfortunately, the far-right are becoming more and more fanatical. They are creating their own Christian form of the Taliban and trying to mold American society into accepting it.

    37. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, don't use roads, police services, libraries, phones, or any other public service as these things are paid for by theft.

    38. Re:I "hate" Christians... by bohemian72 · · Score: 1
      I think the better approach would be for Christians to stop doing those things first, and then, rather than condemning others for doing those things, try just simply loving others.

      Wait, that sounds a little like removing the log from your own eye before removing the speck from your neighbor's eye or even being without sin before casting the first stone. What kind of lunatic came up with this stuff!?! ;-)

      *Christian here too*

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    39. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      The tobacco companies flippiantly and knowingly lied about the health effects of their products.

      My pack clearly states; "CIGARETTES CAUSE LUNG CANCER", yet new smokers light up every day.

      Plus exposing third parties to cigarette smoke against their will, no matter how dilute, is a violation of their right to bodily integrety (read: not to be poisoned by some asshole)

      Blah blah cars, factories, busses, chemicals, right to not associate with or near smokers, blah blah...

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    40. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Funny

      especially defense of the weak when you are strong (saving people from genocide?)

      I don't mind standing up for those who cannot, but somehow this has become perverted into "defending the stupid from themselves".

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    41. Re:I "hate" Christians... by letxa2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You'd likely change your mind if you knew all my religious beliefs:

      I suggest, as a Christian, that you follow God's 10 commandments rather than your invented list of 10 commandments which talk about taxation and zoning laws.

    42. Re:I "hate" Christians... by rootedgimp · · Score: 1

      These ratings are no replacement for parenting.

      Actually the console itself (and the tv it is played on) are "no replacement for parenting."
      If a few parents would stop working 50+ hours a week (in order to afford things they don't need) and start actually parenting (you know, like, actually raising your kids, not just grounding them based on the 'report' that you get from the people that actually raise them 187 days a year.), then maybe we wouldnt be in this shit right now. fucking brainless americans, don't you know the public education system was karl marx's idea? hitler said it himself 'let me control the textbooks, and i'll control the state.'

      Instead of wasting time complaining, work a few more hours a week and donate the money to your church marketing fund.

      Yeah this is really a novel idea, do even more extra work and hand over the money to those frauds. Do not get me wrong, I -know- there is true undefiled Christianity, I know that there are still some keeping the true faith -- however -- this is not true for 98% of the supposed 'christian' world. I've been doing some very in depth research on this the last few years and what I've uncovered blew my mind. We are living in an age where there is absolutely no middle ground. If you are letting the government, or eminem, or the state, or mtv, or nintendo raise your kids you are a pathetic piece of shit not worthy to be called a parent.

      I hate my label as I'd never tell a non-Christian to stop swearing or stop drinking or stop screwing around or stop watching porn.

      You are apparently confused. If you see someone swearing, or drinking, or being a whore, or watching porn of course you don't run up to them, knock the bottle/slut/remote out of their hand and tell them they are going to hell -- but to stand by idle and never express to them that there is a better way to live is even worse than living their life (and i would know, from experience.)
      Oh, and as an example how 98% of the 'christian' world is completely out of line with the Bible, here is a perfect example, speaking of hell. According to the Bible there is no eternal place of suffering, where humans are cast down to suffer forever for their ~50ish years of sin. it simply does not exist at all in the Bible. Anyone who considers himself a Christian better start doing some in depth study of the Bible. The Lord that loves us more than we can imagine would never send his own creations to a place of eternal nonstop suffering. I look around this destroyed world and I completely understand why people turn their back on God, it is because they lack true understanding of his message and the controversy we are involved in now.

      I'd never use government or a nanny group to further a Christian agenda.

      Good. You should avoid those types of retards altogether. Believe it or not they are going full speed ahead furthering satans work by working to create a one world melting pot of religions and trying to create moral laws (there are already several in effect, and they've been around for awhile. consider the blue laws -- here in alabama you cannot buy alcohol on sundays. this goes way further than just alcohol though, it basically gives the state power to mandate which types of stores can be opened on particular days.)

      Hear me now, believe me later. Tyranny and persecution are coming to the USA in the guise of religion. Soon there will be a total union of church and state and far more laws trying to govern religion and morality will be imposed. You think it's bad now, just wait.

      Your job as a parent is to be involved 100% in your child's life.

      Agreed.

      If you want a good Christian child, be a good Christian parent. Try to live sin free, and stop forcing your child to be perf

    43. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      I disagree with your assertion that a belief cannot be factually incorrect.

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    44. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When I stand before the judgement seat God isnt going to hold me responible for what my neighbor was doing...only for what I was doing!"

      Actually, the lynchpin of Christianity is that God doesn't deal with you according to your actions. 1 sin per day * 365 days per year * 70 years = 25,550 sins! Even the "best" of us deserve hell if we are judged by our actions. Fortunately for the person who acknowledges his sins, confesses them to God, and relies on the mercy available to him because Christ already paid the full penalty for his sins, he will receive mercy instead of justice.

    45. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No sexual relationships before marriage is equally unhealthy as too many - just unhealthy in different ways - and no sexual relationship with the person you are going to marry before you marry them can, and does, cause divorces

      Not having sex before marriage is unhealthy and can cause divorce? I would love to see the study you got this from.

    46. Re:I "hate" Christians... by UncleMidriff · · Score: 1

      "..., no matter how dilute,..."

      Would you care to explain that a little? Does that mean that I am being an asshole, poisoning you, by smoking on the back porch of my house ten miles east of the middle of nowhere?

    47. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Pope · · Score: 1

      To be frank, the tobacco companies advertised their products by using actors dressed as doctors and talking about the health benefits of smoking. For THAT and other lies they should be sued into oblivion, anyone who started smoking after those ads were eliminated & the warnings attached to the packages has no case as far as I'm concerned.

      What, inhaling burning chemically treated leaves is BAD FOR ME? Who knew!

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    48. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 1

      >My job as the Bible mandates is to enforce responsibility in my brothers and sisters in Christ

      what the fuck does this mean?

    49. Re:I "hate" Christians... by swid27 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You may want to revise your list of religious beliefs; if your Slashdot posts at all indictive of your general outlook at life, you do seem to worship at the altar of Austrian School/anarchocapitalist economics...

    50. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can do it without a study.

      Its called

      "Lower Exspectations"

      Imagine what happens to a NEWLY married couple that for their whole life had sex built up as an aw inspiring downright biblically awesome experiance between a married man and woman.

      Then add in real life..."...um...lets see....OWW!!....um honey....OEEEE HONEY!!! BE MORE CAREFUL!"

    51. Re:I "hate" Christians... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      not all porn is tasteful, stuff that is really degrading to women is not only NOT HOT, but is pretty disgusting

      As someone who is a "switch", meaning I play both dominant and submissive roles with pleasure, I disagree. A lot of porn that is really degrading to women gives me a serious chubby, and I don't see it as sexist, because I appreciate the same or similar acts from their point of view - minus the intruding penes, that is.

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    52. Re:I "hate" Christians... by MrNougat · · Score: 0

      Best. Christian. Ever.

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    53. Re:I "hate" Christians... by 75th+Trombone · · Score: 1

      Your post advocates a

      (x) militantly evangelical ( ) legislative ( ) vigilante

      approach to propagating Christian values. Your approach will not work for the following reasons:

      (x) Discussions of faith are not exempt from the rules of human behavior reinforcement and extinction
      ( ) It appeals to moral ideas indefensible by any current non-scriptural data
      (x) It loudly condemns sins to those who do not believe sin exists
      ( ) It invokes certain spiritual concepts to those who may not believe in them
      ( ) It depends on a priori acceptance of scriptural infallibility
      ( ) It requires beliefs about creation and history which are irrelevant to salvation or ethics
      ( ) Humans are unqualified to determine whether God has anything to do with current events
      ( ) It focuses solely on Heaven and Hell rather than making Earth better
      ( ) It requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once

      Specifically, your plan fails to account for

      ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
      ( ) Unpopularity of weird new denominations
      ( ) Luke 20:25
      (x) II Timothy 2:25
      ( ) Titus 3:2

      and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

      ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown successful
      (x) Brute force tactics increase resentment of Christianity
      ( ) Our Founding Fathers were not all Christians
      ( ) Defining religious terms should not be the subject of legislation
      (x) Christians who learn to deal with sin are more effective than those who are isolated from it
      ( ) Sin will never disappear, no matter how hard we try
      ( ) Separation of Church and State is desirable for Christians
      ( ) The Bible is not a member of the Trinity
      ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem

      Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

      (x) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
      ( ) You're part of the problem.

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    54. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dimension6 · · Score: 1

      As a side note, you can actually get an ID card that's not a drivers' license before you're of driving age...

    55. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      I know the NIMF isn't an openly religiously motivated group, but I see how churches support them.

      Oh come, now. Any organization with the word "Family" in its title is exactly an openly religiously motivated group. This is what "Family" means. Just like with country names where "The People's" means that it is a bullshit dictatorship. Try to keep up.

    56. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Educated people, Christian or not, would not have these expectations. I can tell you would not fall into that group.

      I believe you meant:
      lowered expectations
      it's
      awe
      experience

      Yours truly,

      Grammar Nazi

    57. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Gridpoet · · Score: 0

      well i wasnt refering to a "judgement unto death" i was referigng to the Bema seat judgement at the end of the tribulation. Where all chirstians will be judged by their works.

      1 Corinthians 3

      11For no man can lay a (V)foundation other than the one which is laid, which is Jesus Christ.

        12Now if any man builds on the foundation with gold, silver, precious stones, wood, hay, straw,

        13(W)each man's work will become evident; for (X)the day will show it because it is to be revealed with fire, and the fire itself will test the quality of each man's work.

        14If any man's work which he has built on it remains, he will (Y)receive a reward.

        15If any man's work is burned up, he will suffer loss; but he himself will be saved, yet (Z)so as through fire.

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    58. Re:I "hate" Christians... by metamatic · · Score: 1
      8. Don't steal - Taxation is theft, currency inflation is theft

      And presumably tithes are theft too, right?

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    59. Re:I "hate" Christians... by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      A minor note regarding "degrading" porn - that's just the same issue as with swear words. Porn in and on itself is not degrading; rather, people choose to view it as such, just like people choose to be offended by so-called "swear words", even though, as you rightly point out, the words themselves are just that - words.

      As long as noone's *forced* to participate in it, porn isn't degrading, ever. Maybe it's not something you like, but how would you be to say that your sexuality is more valid than that of others? (On a side note, I'm not saying that you're actually saying that.)

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    60. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      is that God does not want people to enforce their will on others

      In all seriousness, why do you believe this? I'm largely non-religious, and I don't know why one would believe that God either does or does not want people to enforce their will on others, or even if God cares.

    61. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Ghostx13 · · Score: 1

      Hrm, while I don't begrudge anyone their beliefs, you can't really call yourself a Christian if you don't hold to Christian tenets. I'm not going to argue all your points, but consider your point 8. If you look to Matthew 22 15-22 (KJV) is says right out: "Give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's."

      Now, I don't think the Bible is infalbl. Most things should be interprated in the contex they come in, but I think it's pretty cut and dry that Jesus doesn't think taxation is wrong. Following the teachings of Jesus is being a Christian. Anything else, is not.

    62. Re:I "hate" Christians... by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      Ha, yeah...who'd have thought of saying such a thing. I think I read a book with something like that in it once...I forget the name though. The "Bubel"...no, the "Pible"....aw jeeze, I can't remember.

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    63. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Your government takes 50% of your income, forcing most households to have no stay at home parent.

      You likely pay $thousands per year to educate kids you don't even know. Ridiculous.

      Remove governments' burdens on raising your family and you'll find that you can focus on your child 100%.

    64. Re:I "hate" Christians... by mazarin5 · · Score: 1
      7. Don't cheat on your spouse

      Shouldn't you say "Don't cheat on your broad?" :)

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    65. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      6. Never kill -- no war is just

      Is killing insects just? How about plants?

    66. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Comboman · · Score: 1
      These ratings are no replacement for parenting.

      No, but they are a tool to help parenting. Ratings are not censorship, it's just a standardized way of knowing what's in a game before you buy it (kind of like the ingredients list on a cereal box). I monitor what my kids play, but 'd rather find out that a game my kid wants has sex/graphic violence/foul language/etc BEFORE I shell out 70 bucks.

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    67. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      but take 9/11. 1 day to happen, 5 years of finger pointing to follow. Why? We can't just say, "Okay, we all screwed up, let's learn something and move on."

      Maybe some of the blame lies with the terrorists.

    68. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I serve my family better by following God's mandates.

      Funny, I thought I served my family better by thinking about what is in their best interest before acting -- rather then following the "mandates" of a deity that I can't prove exists.

      Every action can be prepared for. I defended against 2 muggings and 1 carjacking by displaying my weapon. I've never fired a shot in a stressful situation.

      You spew "don't kill - war is never justified" and yet you carry around a firearm for self-defense? Doesn't that strike you as a bit hypocritical?

      Read Rothbard's "What has Government done to our money?" It's $5ish and explains the theft of inflation and taxes.

      So, no taxes. Who pays for the road? Who pays for the police? The fire department? The justice system? And how the hell do you suggest getting rid of inflation? A return to the gold standard?

      If they pollute your land, it is trespass.

      What about if they lower your property values? You think taxes and inflation are stealing but you are in favor of unrestricted zoning? It's not stealing from your wealth if somebody opens his porn shop next door to your house and it kills your property values?

      My church does more with my 10% voluntary tithe and 1 weekly day of service than your government does with your 50% forced tax payment. My church can help the crackhead quit and get a job, government wants them to continue breeding losers so government continues to grow and be needed.

      The government needs people to be dependant but your church doesn't? That is such a bullshit argument! Historically there has been a great many cases of various churches going to extreme lengths to keep people brainwashed and dependant on the Church. It still goes on today -- if my girlfriend and I were to get married we'd either have to promise to raise whatever kids resulted from the marriage as Catholics or she'd have to forgo a Catholic wedding.

      I may not agree with everything that the Government does but don't give me this crap about how much better for society your church and religion is. For every example of honest charity conducted by a religious authority I could point out two others where they used the charity as a front to proselytize.

      Fuck organized religion!

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    69. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      If you are serious, hit me up with an e-mail.

      I've been working on an organization -- The C.A.L.L. - Christians Advocating Logic and Liberty. I'm looking for non-Christians to help form the structure.

      The intent is to bring more people to believe by taking down the ridiculous barriers that exist today. Everything is so confusing and unbelievable to non-believers, and I think faith is hard if you focus on media-minded Christians.

      I wasn't raised Christian. I wasn't duped by fear. I wasn't forced or threatened. I refound Christ through contemplating economics, philosophy and politics.

      I became a Christian and an Anarchocapitalist almost in unison through logic, not hellfire preaching. I think others might be interested in both ideas, so I've started a group to debate the ideas.

    70. Re:I "hate" Christians... by nolife · · Score: 1

      fucking brainless americans, don't you know the public education system was karl marx's idea? hitler said it himself 'let me control the textbooks, and i'll control the state.'

      You lost all credibility in my mind with that statement and I stopped reading further. You tried to relate two things that are not even remotely the same. The US government does not control the textbooks. The US/state/local governments uses tax dollars to support an education system. Parents and teachers and representatives elected by the people (local government officials, school board members, Senators etc) and teachers all have input and control what is taught and how it is taught. What is taught, how it is taught, the standards to pass a certain level or grade and the rules and restrictions vary greatly from area to area depending on the budget and a collective majority thinking of those people in that area that make the decisions. Example being, some areas require a foreign language, some require a home economics class, some require 2,3, or 4 years of math and science and so on. It is not a perfect system but it is not ANYTHING like you are trying to describe with your completely unrelated Hitler reference.

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    71. Re:I "hate" Christians... by jollyroger1210 · · Score: 2

      There are lots of christians like us. The only ones that get attention are people like Pat Robertson http://www.patrobertson.com/Biography/index.asp "You have voted /. out of your city, so now /. will abandon you."

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    72. Re:I "hate" Christians... by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      These ratings are no replacement for parenting.

      All I can say is that you, and many of the people who replied to you, just don't get it. The ratings are there specifically to aid parents in making choices, not to replace parental choice. If, as a parent, you trust the ESRB ratings, that's a good place to start in making an informed decision. If you don't trust (or agree with) their rating system, maybe the NIMF system works for you as a better starting point.

      What I don't get is people who see any tool or source of information for parents to use in making an informed decision (or making the decision easier) as existing as a replacement for parenting. Personally, I think having more, and more diverse, sources of information is a good thing for parents. Don't you?

    73. Re:I "hate" Christians... by beejhuff · · Score: 1

      Mine says the same. Doesn't mean the companies didn't lie for years prior to putting those labels on. And once you're addicted, no amount of labels will cure that addiction.

      Your second point makes sense, but nothing I've so far read invalidates the fact that Big Tobacco lied in public on multiple occassions regarding the health effects of tobacco use. It's been different since I've been alive the last 29 or so years, but wasn't always this way.

      The lawsuits for the most part are attempting to recitfy decades of deception that I acknowledge, even though I currently smoke. Of course, I didn't participate in the Class Action, but that doesn't mean it's completely without merit.

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    74. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      First and foremost you have to prove swearing is harmful

      The one thing about swearing that nobody talks about is rudeness, depending on the company you're in. The fundies complain about swearing because it's immoral, and the lefties complain about limitations on their free speech. But nobody takes a moment to realize that while swearing when you're out with your friends may be completely normal, swearing in front of strangers is rude. And swearing in front of kids teaches them that it's okay to be rude to strangers. That's what's objectionable about swearing, and movies/games/{insert entertainment medium here} rarely make a distinction that kids can understand concerning when language is appropriate and when that same language is rude.

      The thing about rudeness is that, while it doesn't really harm another person (except when your rudeness becomes instructional to young minds), it makes you look bad. People say that it's their right to be rude, and that's true - but that doesn't make it a requirement, and if people would catch themselves before randomly spouting profanity amid strangers, we'd all live in a much happier, friendlier society.

      It has been shown that the divorce rate among the most fundamentalist christians is TWICE that of the divorce rate among atheists and agnostics - and that the divorce rate between the two is pretty much linearaly related to the level of fundamentalism the couple is involved in.

      What's the marriage rate compared between the two groups? Are fundies getting divorced more often because they are more likely to get married in the first place?

    75. Re:I "hate" Christians... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Wow, you believe porn leads to broken marriages? Guess you don't have the right spouse or the right outlook on sex. Porn/imagination/whatever floats your boat is essential for a healthy marriage. People are sexual beings, if we try to repress our sexuality then we become frustrated. This leads to either hostility (overt or repressed) or to straying from the marriage bed which is what leads to divorce. Personally I use porn with my spouse as part of our active, healthy sexlife and I would apreciate it if "christians" would stay the hell out of my bedroom and let me enjoy my damn porn!

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    76. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      That having been said, please prove how his belief in #1 is factually incorrect.

      Your adhominem argument is weak.

    77. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      All that makes to much sense... So instead I'll tell you how I see it having worked for millenia...

      Peopel try to live by example, but in the end they see the other guy beign able to have sex with his girlfriend without marriage and wish they could do that to... Or Wish tehy didn't have to be pacifists because those people just invaded the country and they arent' nice people... Or Having to respect your parents, who treated you like crap... Or any number of other things that they aren't supposed to do because of their religion, but they really really want to do!

      So where does this jealousy and anger end up? In deciding that if you have to suffer, then by god so will everyone else!

      Looking at history I see the same thing over and over and over... It's hardly funny by now and it's one of the reasons I've coem to hate any and all organized religions...

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    78. Re:I "hate" Christians... by GmAz · · Score: 0

      Thank you. I too am a Christian and feel the same as what you said.

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    79. Re:I "hate" Christians... by rgmoore · · Score: 1
      Makes me sick. Not to bring up the Bush Corolary of Godwin's Law, but take 9/11. 1 day to happen, 5 years of finger pointing to follow. Why? We can't just say, "Okay, we all screwed up, let's learn something and move on." No no no, we've got to find out exactly whose fault it was that we didn't see it coming, so we can, I don't know, set them on fire or something.

      Maybe we need to figure out what happened so that we can fix any systematic problems that it revealed about the way that our intelligence system works. Not every investigation has to concentrate on fixing blame and punishment, you know. Some times there's not a single point of failure, and instead the failure is the result of the interaction of many separate problems. In a case like that the best approach is to find and fix everything that went wrong.eryone who has some control does what he can to fix the problem, then you'll get much better results than if you try to place all the responsibility on any one point.

      Consider the case you mention of a kid who died from taking his parent's pills. It may seem logical to place all the blame on the kid and parents, and it may even make sense to do so from a legal standpoint, but if your goal is to reduce poisoning deaths, you have to look at the entire chain:

      • The pharmaceutical company made the medicine. They might have been able to do something to make it safer, like adding something to the pills that makes them taste awful so that kids don't want to eat a bunch of them.
      • The doctor prescribed the medicine. He might want to consider whether he really needed to prescribe something in the first place, or if he's just giving a pill to his patient because that's what the patient expects. Depending on the medicine, he might also be able to make a prescription for fewer pills so that there wouldn't be enough in the bottle to cause a deadly OD even if somebody took them all.
      • The pharmacist dispensed the medicine. He probably ought to make sure that it's in a bottle that's tough for kids to open.
      • The parents kept the medicine. They can help by storing it somewhere that kids will have a hard time getting into, teaching their kids not to take the parents medicine, and supervising their kids whenever possible. They can also help matters by discarding unused medicines rather than keeping them around the house.
      • The kid took the medicine. Older kids really ought to know better.

      If each person who has some ability to reduce child OD deaths does his part, then you'll get a much more effective solution than if you try to fix the blame on just one person.

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      There's no point in questioning authority if you aren't going to listen to the answers.

    80. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Examancer2 · · Score: 1

      I think maybe you mean "Wife Swap"? I think thats the name of the show... anyways, I caught it for the first time just the other day and they swapped an Atheist wife with a preacher's wife... The religious family came out looking pretty uneducated and boring, and the the atheists came out looking like overly eccentric cry babies. Neither are reality, but it was entertaining.

    81. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      You are what is called an "anarchist." No government can exist without taxes of SOME sort.

      Also, your belief that you must do what god commands you is frightening. How do you know it is a real, intelligent, invisible creature that is talking to you and not just a mental illness? There are some very REAL mental illnesses that cause people to hear voices. What do you do if you are commanded to hurt others?

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    82. Re:I "hate" Christians... by periol · · Score: 1

      I disagree with your assertion that a belief cannot be factually incorrect.

      You are certainly welcome to your beliefs on the subject. Much current epistemological thought acknowledges that truth values and belief are two distinct aspects of knowledge. The problem you will always face is determining the truth value of a belief. It is much easier to show that a belief is probably incorrect than it is to show that a belief is "factually" incorrect. Facts are verifiable only because we develop a system of verifiability around them. Delve deep down into beliefs, and I think you'll find it much harder to find a system of verifiability. Especially personal moral and religious beliefs.

      But hey, good luck with that!

    83. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      We also don't make it onto "Trading Spouses" like that insane "Christian" lady.

      Of course, she didn't make such a big impression for being a Christian so much as a crazy person.

      "Bleargh! I am a God Warrior!"

      Feh, everybody knows that god warriors are giants (bottom of the page).

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    84. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting argumment - except there's no god - the rest kind of went downhill from there.

      Notice BTW that I didn't say I didn't believe in god, the same way I don't walk the streets telling people I don't believe in Santa Claus. Neither exists so belief doesn't enter into it.

    85. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      BDSM isn't degrading when it is consentual - so my statement didn't apply to it. I understand very well how you could (normally reasonably) make that presumption though. but i don't get my jollies off on it. to each their own.

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    86. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      The thing about rudeness is that, while it doesn't really harm another person (except when your rudeness becomes instructional to young minds), it makes you look bad. People say that it's their right to be rude, and that's true - but that doesn't make it a requirement, and if people would catch themselves before randomly spouting profanity amid strangers, we'd all live in a much happier, friendlier society.

      Oh good, I'm not the only one to look at it this way. I swear like a drunken sailor in front of my friends, because they know what ideas to insert into the swear word place holder. I try to be as articulate as possible in front of strangers not only so I don't offend them, which is an attempt to live in a friendlier environment, but so I can be sure I get my point across.

    87. Re:I "hate" Christians... by starwed · · Score: 1
      But nobody takes a moment to realize that while swearing when you're out with your friends may be completely normal, swearing in front of strangers is rude.

      False assumption 1: people only swear in front of strangers because they don't know any better. But most such people simply don't care; we call them jerks

      if people would catch themselves before randomly spouting profanity amid strangers, we'd all live in a much happier, friendlier society.

      False assumption 2: it's impossible to be rude or hateful without profanity. But jerks can be jerks even if you ducktape their mouths shut. It's an attitude, not the specific set of syllables they use. ^_^

    88. Re:I "hate" Christians... by fatcatman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My job as the Bible mandates is to enforce responsibility in my brothers and sisters in Christ, and be a model for non-believers. I can not control a non-believer and using Caesar to do so is wrong.

      I just want to thank you for starting this thread. In it's responses, I'm finding there are a lot more Christians just like me, and I'm adding them (and you) to my "friends" list.

      It's refreshing to see others in my faith who are not intent on converting the world by force. Jesus said to spread the good word, not to force it upon people. If someone isn't interested in religion, no big deal, we can still be friends (as long as he isn't bitter enough to hate Christians).

      Christian groups who want to stomp sin out of everyone's lives by creating a police state are just as bad as athiests who want to stomp God out of everyone's lives. Why can't we all sit down, chill out, and respect - or at least tolerate - one another?

    89. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      No i'd say it's different than swear words - i should have further clarified my definition of degrading women.

      Making them appear to be powerless, subserviant, sex slave, etc as opposed to being willingly engaged in a sexual act that they take pleasure from.

      I said it was distasteful and disgusting to me - not that it should be banned.

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    90. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      So many words to change nothing - if anything your post MAKES MY POINT that swear words are something you merely CHOSE to be offended by.

      Are fundies getting divorced more often because they are more likely to get married in the first place?

      They corrected for that - and the marriage rate is almost identical

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    91. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Funny, I thought I served my family better by thinking about what is in their best interest before acting -- rather then following the "mandates" of a deity that I can't prove exists.

      You're stronger than I can. If I thought only of my family I'd go back to being a criminal.

      You spew "don't kill - war is never justified" and yet you carry around a firearm for self-defense? Doesn't that strike you as a bit hypocritical?

      I would never kill. If I had to shoot someone in the foot or in the shoulder I would, but only in defense.

      So, no taxes. Who pays for the road? Who pays for the police? The fire department? The justice system? And how the hell do you suggest getting rid of inflation? A return to the gold standard?

      Rothbard addresses these questions. If you're interested in a copy e-mail me and I'll mail you my copy to read.

      What about if they lower your property values? You think taxes and inflation are stealing but you are in favor of unrestricted zoning? It's not stealing from your wealth if somebody opens his porn shop next door to your house and it kills your property values?

      I don't worry about it. when I have a family I'll build on a nice 3 acre lot. My neighbors are free to sell what they want. Most businesses wouldn't open in a residential area with no traffic. Any that did would go broke.

      The government needs people to be dependant but your church doesn't?

      My town has 70 church organizations. Competition. I was slave to 4 governments at once. Big difference.

      either have to promise to raise whatever kids resulted from the marriage as Catholics or she'd have to forgo a Catholic wedding.

      Big churches are as bad as big corporations and big government. My church is 250 members. At 300 I'll recommend a spin off.

      For every example of honest charity conducted by a religious authority I could point out two others where they used the charity as a front to proselytize.

      Which is why I demand monthly budgets and operations reports from my church. Who did we help? How are they progressing? How are we cutting costs? How are we reaching out to others? I can't get this from government.

      Fuck organized religion!

      I don't follow an organized Christianity.

    92. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any plans to become a soul winner in the near future? That's your duty as a Christian, and you can't win souls without telling them there is a right and wrong along the way, and that they should do what's right. Are you going to let a good atheist friend of yours go to hell because you don't want to offend him?

    93. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 1

      Excellent point, but my real question is: where can I get that game?

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    94. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Your government takes 50% of your income, forcing most households to have no stay at home parent.

      I pay about 35%, and I'm a highly paid software engineer on the left coast. What the hell are you doing?

      You likely pay $thousands per year to educate kids you don't even know. Ridiculous.

      Yeah, well it's cheaper than locking up the ones that'd otherwise burgle you, and benefits society to boot. It also keeps them off the street so their parents can work.

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    95. Re:I "hate" Christians... by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1


      2. Don't have anger towards God. If life is bad, you didn't prepare properly.


      Tell that to kids who are born and die on the same day.

    96. Re:I "hate" Christians... by macshune · · Score: 1

      >Stop watching TV and reading the newspaper for a while and you will stop having such a warped perspective on reality. By warped, I mean the falacy of thinking that the cases reported on the news are the "normal" case when in fact they are of the "dog bites man" variety.

      Just to be clear, you mean 'man bites dog' variety, right?

    97. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

      > The same goes for many other laws that have existed for a long time - they exist because society as we know it could not survive without them, not because the government has mandated morality and ethics. However, many people dont see this (such as NIMF), and they are wrongly trying to mandate morality and ethics through law.

      Devil's advocate here (HA!) :

      Maybe the NIMF believes that society as we know it cannot survive without laws protecting people against violent video games? Seriously, where do we draw the line? Murder? Theft ? 'Pirating' music ? Violent video games?

      Note : society has managed to survive for a long time without solid law inforcement preventing murder, theft and pirates. Granted, it wasn't society *as we know it*, but it was a society nonetheless. Survival of the fittest? Who's to say which society will be better for humans in the long run?

      Me? I vote for the "Star Trek society" :p

    98. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      I have to partially agree. I'm a firm believer that the Song of Songs really opens the door for a married Christian sexlife. Here is an interesting article on sex toys, oral/anal sex and porn in a Christian marriage.

      The thought before and during an act is very important.

    99. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      The judgement was against them for older ones who started and became addicted before they were forced to disclose - people who continue to smoke, or (especially) start now are MORONS.

      Cars - do not release non-threshold carcinogens and non-threshold toxicants
      Factories - do not release non-threshold carcinogens and non-threshold toxicants, they're banned from doing so (AFAIK, if they're not they should be)
      Busses - see cars
      Chemicals - um.. care to qualify that
      Don't have to associate with smokers to be exposed to Environmental Tobacco Smoke - ETS is a mix of non-threshold toxicants and non-threshold carcinogens. The definition of "non-threshold" means that there is no known safe level of exposure (ie any exposure is harmful)- furthermore the risk of cancer from NTCs is accumulative with exposure
      Since it's a NTT/NTC blend that means if you can smell it your rights have most definantly been violated - i can smell it driving down the highway, walking down the street, BLOWING IN THE WINDOWS TO MY OWN HOUSE FROM MY NEIGHBORS HOUSES.

      Learn the difference between rights and license [Hint: license is an exercise of a right that violates the rights of others so is therefore not a protected exercise of that right]
      Go take some biochem classes. [Hint: exposing others to NTT/NTCs = poisoning them]

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    100. Re:I "hate" Christians... by farrellj · · Score: 1

      TANJ right!

      I used to be a Christian, but for a number of reasons left that faith. But if there had been more Christians like yourself, I might still be one. Groups like the one in the article are part of the "Religous Reich", who aim to force everyone to believe as they do, and would make the United States a Theocracy, not a Democracy. And they are part of the reason I am no longer a Christian.

      ttyl
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    101. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      Nobody implied that it didn't. That doesn't mean that it also doesn't rest at the feet of a president who ignores his PDB's and the warnings of his predecessor.

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    102. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1
      No, but since you pestered me, I actually looked it up. It's in Romans 14:

      1 As for the man who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not for disputes over opinions.

      2 One believes he may eat anything, while the weak man eats only vegetables.

      3 Let not him who eats despise him who abstains, and let not him who abstains pass judgment on him who eats; for God has welcomed him.

      4 Who are you to pass judgment on the servant of another? It is before his own master that he stands or falls. And he will be upheld, for the Master is able to make him stand.

      5 One man esteems one day as better than another, while another man esteems all days alike. Let every one be fully convinced in his own mind.


      As with everything in the Bible, there's a meaning deeper than just the words on the page saying not to be mad at another man because he eats more than vegetables only.

      The story here is that there are people who are strong of faith, and don't need silly rules to keep their faith. Other people need these "silly" rules to keep them on the straight and narrow, and so neither should feel contempt for the other, as every man is different, and God knows this.
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    103. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, anybody can do whatever they want. That doesn't mean that their activities don't end up hurting other people directly or indirectly, Christian or not

      True story. When I was five years old the pastor of our church and my parents took me aside into a private room. The pastor then told me that I needed to accept jesus into my heart or I would go to hell. I knew what hell was of course because thats all they ever talk about in church. He told me that if I died before I accepted jesus into my heart I would be doomed to hell. My first thought was, "why the FUCK didn't you tell me this yesterday or last week or even last year. All this time at any moment I could have died and spent an eternity in hell?" So I did as I was told. Went home, didn't sleep for two days and had nightmares for another 6 or 7 years. Thank god good christians are out their making sure the things they do don't hurt other people directly or indirectly. What 5 year old doesn't want to have horrific nightmares.

      Thanks Jebus!

    104. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      I'm a well paid software developer and I pay 35%

      Educating those kids helps the overall economy by providing skilled workers to all fields and reducing the crime rate.

      Remove the governments' "burdeons" on raising your family and all you'll be doing all day is subsistance farming and hunting and keeping ruffians out of your house by force.

      and you won't have guns to do it because there won't be any industry.

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    105. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Sigl · · Score: 1
      Looking at history I see the same thing over and over and over... It's hardly funny by now and it's one of the reasons I've coem to hate any and all organized religions...

      Whenever I hear this I wonder how much time was spent counting selfless acts done in the name of religion. When harm is done people are eager to write it down and remember it for all time. Selfless acts are not all that meaningful if you take the time to record it and make sure everyone knows.

    106. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      (as long as he isn't bitter enough to hate Christians).

      those are becoming few and far between in Bush's "America"

      Tolerate christians band togeather, stand next to us atheists/agnostics in defense of the seperation of chruch and state - show the fundamentalsts they will not be tolerated.

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    107. Re:I "hate" Christians... by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      Of course, even the people who have these strong fundamentalist ideologies have this feeling that they're naturally "entitled" to motion picture entertainment, and it's the responsibility of the movie industry to contort to their desires, and their morals.

      It works both ways. An awful lot of athiests want to stamp God out of everything because they're offended by Him and, for whatever reason, they think everyone else should (to use your words) "contort to their desires".

      Both sides need to chill out. We all live in the same society, we have to put up with one another. Christians are going to see things we consider sinful and immoral. Athiests are going to see references to God and religion. There's nothing either group should do about it. (I'd say there's nothing they can do about it, but all of the laws and lawsuits and bitching and moaning from both sides seem to indicate otherwise. Unfortunately, all this does is further restrict personal freedom on both sides.)

      (I am Christian and proud of it)

    108. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Daniel+Zappala · · Score: 1

      I agree with most of this except ... I do appreciate the sentiment that games should be rated. As a Christian parent, I am not so much concerned about enforcing sales at the store. My kids won't be there without me, but even better my kids will learn their standards from me and voluntarily police themselves. What I am concerned about is accurate ratings so that my kids and I can make good choices about what we consume. This is not so different for me than asking for food labels to be accurate. The MediaFamily report does point out that the 'standard' being used by the ratings board changes from year to year, so that games rated 'M' contain far more violence than before. I would simply like to have an objective ratings standard that is clear and consistent, and I agree with MediaFamily that this is probably not going to be accomplished by a ratings board run by the industry itself.

      For me, the answer is to rely on independent ratings before I ever make a purchase.

    109. Re:I "hate" Christians... by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1
      ...the christians seem to conveniently forget that we've had two major terroist incidents on US soil: 9/11 and Oklahoma City.

      Does that then mean that I can go on a crusade to have them eradicated from our society?

      I did a quick Google search and didn't find anything indicating that Timothy McVeigh was a fundamentalist Christian. The 9/11 attacks were committed by islamic fundamentalists. The OKC bombing was committed by anti-government nutjobs.

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    110. Re:I "hate" Christians... by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      I'm a well paid software developer and I pay 35%

      Federal tax only.

      + State tax, if any
      + Sales tax
      + Gas tax
      + Misc special taxes, like your phone bill - did you know phones are taxed in excess of 90%? A $12 phoone line comes up to nearly $25 after all of the taxes and fees are added in.

      By the time you add it all up, I wouldn't be surprised if it approached 50%.

    111. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me sick. Not to bring up the Bush Corolary of Godwin's Law, but take 9/11. 1 day to happen, 5 years of finger pointing to follow. Why? We can't just say, "Okay, we all screwed up, let's learn something and move on." No no no, we've got to find out exactly whose fault it was that we didn't see it coming, so we can, I don't know, set them on fire or something.

      And how exactly are we supposed to learn anything if we don't know how we screwed up? The messed up part isn't that we didn't see it coming, it's that some people did have intelligence that wasn't acted on. How can we fix the problem if we don't know what we did wrong in the first place?

      For that matter, at least we moved on from finding Osama, huh? We got over that fixation quick, so that we could go hunt down Saddam. What an excellent way to fix the bad PR we had with the Islamic world that caused 9/11 in the first place. Let's go attack Iraq with no provocation.

    112. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      If I had to shoot someone in the foot or in the shoulder I would, but only in defense.

      You must be some kind of trick shot, huh?

      'Cause everyone else aims for center of mass. Better chance to hit, and therefor disable, your assailant. Center of Mass hits also have death as a common side effect, but he should have thought of that before he decided to ransom your life for your possesions.

      There's a difference between "Thou shalt not kill" and "Thou shalt not murder". Some modern translations of the bible believe the latter to be more accurate, especially since God condones killing in several parts of the bible, especially thieves breaking into your house at night.

      Maybe that's not the reason you don't think you'd ever kill someone, and certainly such an act is a heavy burden to bear no matter how much the SOB had it coming.

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    113. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Both sides need to chill out. We all live in the same society, we have to put up with one another.

      Well phrased. :) If the world were a completely logical place, we'd be following your words already. *sigh* oh well... best I can do is my part in working towards a more tolerant world.

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    114. Re:I "hate" Christians... by eclectro · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt your statistic of 78% to 90% of the population is Christian. Maybe 78% are "cultural" Christians (i.e. in name only), believing in some vague form of a deity-I-don't-care-please-don't-bother-me god.

      I also disagree with your claim that if 90% of the population refused to "support" such content, then it would "disappear" overnight. Because that would leave 10% of the population that still might buy it. If only .5% decided to buy "such content" that represents over 1 million games sold (based on a conservative 250 million count for US population).

      That game would be considered a "best seller" and would not "disappear" overnight as there would be no market force to "make it disappear".

      The argument you make is a straw man.

      If I want to "harm" myself by pretending to blast aliens with my demonic powers while scantily clad CG cheerleaders talk dirty to me, you don't have any say in that

      Your right, I don't. But I bet your mom wants a say in what goes on in her basement.

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    115. Re:I "hate" Christians... by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      what the fuck does this mean?

      It means that he will attempt to hold other Christians accountable for their actions. To give an example:

      If him & I are out for a drive, and I say, "Hey, why don't you stop at this titty bar, I need to go in for a quick lap dance", I can bet we're going to have a nice long discussion about the immorality of my actions. Further, if I refused to listen, he would be a good friend to inform other Christians and church elders about this so they can band together and attempt to help me get my life back on a Christian track.

      On the other hand, if you and he were out for a drive, and you said the same thing, it's doubtful you would get a lecture at all. I wouldn't lecture you on your immoral behavior because it isn't immoral to you. What would be the point?

    116. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't mean that it also doesn't rest at the feet of a president who ignores his PDB's and the warnings of his predecessor.

      Crap. It was John Kerry's fault for being in the other party.

      (I've been practicing my political debating. Please let me know if there are any tips for improvement)

    117. Re:I "hate" Christians... by RobinH · · Score: 1

      Maybe Christians are tired of seeing the proliferation of these things throughout society, because they see them as harmful to people whether they are Christian or not.

      Let me tell you something - from a non-religious person here. The reason we non-religious people are tolerant of the majority christians in this country is because the teachings of your religion are to be tolerant and respect other peoples' free will. We respect that and it lets everyone live in peace.

      After all, it's your belief that gets you into heaven, right, not your actions? And a government that forces the people to live their lives the "right" way is exactly what we're all fighting against over in Afghanistan (i.e. the Taliban).

      Christians accept a free country because they figure that forcing people to live the right way won't get them into heaven if their soul is still broken. Therefore, either you're the type of person that would submit to sins, or you're not, but if you're this type of bad person, it doesn't matter if you never get a chance to commit those sins - you're still a bad person. You're going to hell unless you ask jesus' forgiveness for the very thoughts in your head. These ideas are even encoded in our legal system as mens rhea (sp?), or the "guilty mind", meaning you have to mean to do your action to be found guilty of a criminal act.

      Therefore, you live in a country where you have the freedom to live your life the way you please. If you happen to live it in a way that benefits you, go right ahead, and if I happen to live it in a way that harms me, it's not your fault, it's mine. It's also my right.

      So get your nose out of my business, and let's both go help someone who is actually asking for our help.

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    118. Re:I "hate" Christians... by eosp · · Score: 0, Troll

      Atheists in my experience are often hypocritical. Who in their right mind can say "Oh my God" or "Jesus Christ!"? Even by using their names in vain, you are admitting that they are above and beyond ordinary. Otherwise, we all would say "Oh, purple pen!"

    119. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      I trust my aim. Both mugging attempts were 10 feet or so away.

      I never had to even cock the weapon. I've spoken with dozens of people who've defended themselves with arms without firing. Thieves base their crimes on believing people are unarmed.

      I believe millions of crimes are deterred annually with a weapon drawn. More guns, less crime.

    120. Re:I "hate" Christians... by punxking · · Score: 1

      I don't follow an organized Christianity.

      That statement borders on sensless. Following the teachings of anyone (excepting, possibly, someone who is truly psychotic) means that you are following an organized process of some kind. Your statement falls completely apart, however, based on your statement "My church does more with my 10% voluntary tithe and 1 weekly day of service..."

      How is a church not organized religion? How is that possible?

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    121. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You take the time to point out a straw man and then fall prey to an Ad Hominem attack? Thats just poor planning!

    122. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      You're stronger than I can. If I thought only of my family I'd go back to being a criminal.

      Actually, thinking of your family would be considered a migigating cirmemstance in most crimes. Can you honestly tell me that if your fortunes took a turn for the worst that you wouldn't steal to feed your kids? If somebody was threatening them that you wouldn't stop them with whatever force was required?

      I would never kill. If I had to shoot someone in the foot or in the shoulder I would, but only in defense.

      That's a fucking cop out, I'm sorry. I could think of much more ideal weapons to carry for self defense if you are overly concerned about taking a life. Pepper spray, mace and tasers come to mind. The minute you pull out a gun you better be ready to take a life in self defense -- because if you aren't ready to do that and the thug gets the gun away from you then somehow I doubt he will be aiming for your foot or sholder.

      Rothbard addresses these questions. If you're interested in a copy e-mail me and I'll mail you my copy to read.

      I'm not interested in "dog eat dog" Darwinian economic theory.

      I don't worry about it. when I have a family I'll build on a nice 3 acre lot. My neighbors are free to sell what they want. Most businesses wouldn't open in a residential area with no traffic. Any that did would go broke.

      That's nice if you have that luxury or desire a rural lifestyle. And even in a rural lifestyle you can still get fucked by your neighbors. What do you think will happen to your property values if your neighbor sells his lot to a coal fired power plant? Or a toxic waste dump? And what of the people that can't afford to or don't desire to live on a three acre lot in the middle of nowhere? Should they be screwed over by the system because zoning laws are "immoral"?

      Big churches are as bad as big corporations and big government. My church is 250 members. At 300 I'll recommend a spin off.

      You don't like big corporations? What the hell do you think would happen in your little Austrian School of economics/ownership socieity? Standard oil comes to mind.

      Which is why I demand monthly budgets and operations reports from my church. Who did we help? How are they progressing? How are we cutting costs? How are we reaching out to others? I can't get this from government.

      I guess you've never bothered to attend a Village Trustee meeting or use the Freedom of Information Act then. On the local and state level I could probably account for nearly every penny of my tax dollars if I was so inclined. With enough effort you could likewise do so for your Federal tax dollars -- although something tells me that you can't get a line item budget report on the CIA or NSA :)

      I don't follow an organized Christianity.

      I find it ironic how you preach the value of charity while at the same time advocating a raw form of captialism that history has shown us will not work. Even Adam Smith admitted this. People that adopt that line of reasoning scare as much (if not more so) then communists. At least the theory of communism is a noble one.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    123. Re:I "hate" Christians... by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Maybe if more Christians took more of a stand and told people to stop swearing, drinking, screwing around or watching porn the society at large would be more courteous, have less drunk drivers, and broken marriages.

      Prohibition is what gave the Mafia power. I'd rather have drinking than organized crime.. maybe that's just me.

    124. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Antagonist77 · · Score: 1

      Well hang on you haven't answered the rest of your questions. Now I suppose you can rely on god to help your aim, sure, but you change church every time it reaches 300 members? So which god do you truly believe in? Why have a church at all, why can't you just organize yourself , or join a non profit? It seems to me that you're not using your church like other's use a church. You use it to organize and develop your community (what local government is usally for, but whatever works) most people use a church to assuage their guilt, or to attempt to learn moral values which would be better learned through introspection.

    125. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I don't even have to agree or disagree with your belief that carrying around a gun deters crime. There's lots of data that could go either way on that subject.

      I just find it scary that you carry around a firearm but claim that killing is immoral. God help you if somebody ever takes that gun away from you.

      I won't carry around a gun because I don't think I could take a human life over a mugging. I don't care how much the lowlife deserves it -- I'm not going to blow somebody away over money. And if I can't say that I'd blow him away without hesitation then I'm not going to carry that gun. If he takes it away from me because I can't pull the trigger then I am fucked.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    126. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      1. Serve God first (not the flag, not your boss, not the IRS, not your family)

      In what brainwashed world is God more important then family? Most people would die to protect their loved ones. Most (sane) people would not die for their god -- although the current situation in the Middle East seems to defy this logic.


      The Bible tells one to place God first, and all else is second. I agree that people have a strong desire to protect their loved ones. The point is that if your family is that important to you, why isn't the creator of the world that important to you?

      2. Don't have anger towards God. If life is bad, you didn't prepare properly.

      Everything in life can't be prepared for. Can you prepare for a mugging? How about a car accident?


      This is stupid "you didn't prepare properly". Jobe did nothing wrong and lost everything he had. He prepared the best and still got screwed. That's just life.

      BTW, Jobe still praised God, because that's just what you should do... not because he didn't prepare properly for life.

      5. Respect your parents

      I know a few abused children that would take exception to this rule.


      The Bible isn't grey on this. It says respect your parents at all times, or death. (I don't think it need be that far.)

      I'd like to just say that it is possible to respect your parents, without talking to them / seeing them. "Dad, if I see you, or talk to you again, I'm just going to say something that I shouldn't. So, I'm not going to see your or talk to you again."

      There's no reason for an abused child to grow up chiding his parents for having abused him. He should feel regret and sympathy that life sucks/sucked for them that bad. But there's no reason to show them disrespect because of it.

      6. Never kill -- no war is just

      That blanket statement is as stupid as people who would assume war is the solution to everything. Fighting aggression is as just as it comes.


      God himself justified war in the Bible. Sometimes, it's necessary.

      8. Don't steal - Taxation is theft, currency inflation is theft

      Taxation is theft? I'll remember that the next time I'm driving on a paved road. Currency inflation is theft? Sounds more like an economic theory to me. Do you think that reasonable interest on a loan is theft? I'm not trolling -- that's an honest question.


      I'd like to say to him... "Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's." That money isn't yours, it's the governments. They issued the money, they gave it the value that it has.

      Don't just be a stupid moron and say "You're taking money from me!"

      That's nice. And what I'm about to say may or may not apply to you -- but I'm just as disgusted by people with morally superior attitudes who don't "force" it on other people as I am by people who do. We live in a community of human beings. That community begins with your family includes your neighbors, your countrymen and ultimately the planet. I have a hard time putting a deity that I can't prove exists before that community.

      The issue here is *faith*. If you have faith that God as the creator of the universe exists, then you have no other choice but to place him first. You might not be able to prove it, but you are sufficiently certain on your own that he is there, and there's, again, only one reasonable response.

      --

      I am unamerican, and proud of it!
    127. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Church is not a building.

      Church is not the people that conegate together to worship.

      Church is not a book.

      Church is not an organization.

      Church is people who get together to love, support and watch over one another on a one on one basis, to worship God and try to help one another live as He did.

      There are people who attend Sunday worship with me that are not part of my church (yet). There is a pastor who preaches in that building once a month who isn't.

      I love and respect everyone because I don't know who is or is not saved. My church is built of the people who can hold me accountable and I can do the same.

      We are not organized, we just know each other -- our sins, our battles, our needs and our goals.

    128. Re:I "hate" Christians... by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      Tolerate christians band togeather, stand next to us atheists/agnostics in defense of the seperation of chruch and state - show the fundamentalsts they will not be tolerated.

      There is no seperation of church and state.

      The first amendment reads: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

      Anti-religious people have taken this to the extreme. Children aren't allowed to organize and hold voluntary prayer groups on school property. Many schools have prohibited children from wearing crosses. A judge has been prohibited from putting the ten commandments in his courtroom.

      Nowhere do I see congress making any laws. I do, however, see the court system, via lawsuits from athiests, "prohibiting the free exercise thereof." If anything, I believe the anti-religious side is in violation of the constitution. When the public school system says my child can't pray because of some fscking lawsuit, they're prohibiting the free exercise of her religion. That clause is intended to ensure everyone is allowed to practice whatever religion they want, or no religion at all. Not to force religious people to hide their religion from people who don't wish to see it.

      So, no, I won't stand by you while you illegally restrict my right to pray, wear religious symbols, or post religious messages in certain places. I won't stand by and support you telling teachers they aren't allowed to talk about God, as if that is somehow equal to congress passing a law.

      However, if the government ever passes a law forcing you to attend chuch, or to pray to God, then I'll stand, and if necessary fight to the death, alongside you.

    129. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      I agree with Matthew 22. Give to Caesar what is Caesar's, give to God what is God's.

      Everything is God's, nothing is mine forever. Therefore I give everything to God.

      What is left I give to Caesar -- nothing.

    130. Re:I "hate" Christians... by anonicon · · Score: 1

      I realize you were referring to your parent post, not mine, but thank you for your sentiment. As an adult, critically-thinking Christian, I get as fed up with the Holy Rollers as you do (if your sig is any indication). Like Muslims, I'm sure I'm not the only religious person who gets tired of World Class Jerks who wrap themselves in my religion's God to justify immature, shortsighted actions that encourage others to think I must be like those asshats too.

    131. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      So many words to change nothing - if anything your post MAKES MY POINT that swear words are something you merely CHOSE to be offended by.

      Especially that part that you must not have read, where I said that the reason not to swear in front of children is because it teaches them that rudeness is acceptable behavior. It doesn't matter whether anyone is offended by what you say at that point, because your words have had a negative influence on someone else's behavior and manner of thought.

    132. Re:I "hate" Christians... by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      I've got a couple things to say: "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and unto God what is God's". Christ himself said to follow the law and pay the proper taxes.

      Also, serving your family is almost always serving God; it is loving another in the manner commanded of us, as is helping the community/nation.

      Lastly, correct that we should never have anger towards God, but there are some things in life that you can't prepare for, and you just have to ride out the trials. They're "tests of belief", if it makes you feel better to call them that.
      Frankly, blanket statements like yours are what make Christians sound like unthinking, incoherent idiots.

      --
      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    133. Re:I "hate" Christians... by punxking · · Score: 1

      "Church is not the people that conegate together to worship." is in direct conflict with "Church is people who get together to love, support and watch over one another on a one on one basis, to worship God and try to help one another live as He did."

      Either church is the gathering of people (whether 2 or 2000) or it isn't. And it must be organized if you have an agreed upon time and place to meet each week. If part of the definition of church is "to help one another live as He did" then you are obviouly following some agreed upon beliefs and ideas that define what it means to "live as He did".

      I don't really see that you have rebutted the point that church is [a component of] organized religion.

      --
      You can have my cynical agnosticism when you pry it from my cold, dead logic.
    134. Re:I "hate" Christians... by kaiser423 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I have to call you on this one.

      Cars do put out items such as Benzene (a NTC), Formaldehyde, etc. Diesel's produce nano-particles that lodge in your lungs -- definitely not good in any amount.

      Same with lots of busses. Don't even get started on older cars also -- leaded gas anyone?

      Get over cigarette and cigar smoke. There has never been any study that remotely suggested that dilute second hand smoke has any appreciable effect on health. That means if your neighbor is smoking, and you can smell it does not mean that you are being harmed.

      I mean seriously, some people who live near me can take some massive shits that stink up the whole block. I don't accuse them of actually making me eat shit. I realize that it's not that big of a deal. I do the same with unwanted smoke, odors, etc. It's not going to hurt you. Just learn not to flip out over little things man.

    135. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God created man with a free will. He obviously wants people to make their own choices. But for some reason some so called Christians disagree and want to squeeze that free will out of their fellow man.
      If they are Christians, shouldn't they respect the will of their God?

    136. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      I messed up, I meant congregation instead of church. Doh.

      I believe a congregation that is too big can be harmful as people fall through the cracks. Our congregation was a spin off of a congregation that hit about 300 members 3 years ago.

      My actual church is about 30 people in the congregation that I hold accountable and they do the same for me. My belief is church is to be small and voluntary. My definition of Church (big C) is the entire body of Christ.

      I never joined an organization. I pled faith and responsibility to God and He blessed me with those I worship with.

      I'm not one who believes one can physically hear or feel God. I "hear" him through reading the Bible and prayer. He "speaks" when I am peaceful and focusing on His directions. But there is no voice or any of that.

    137. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The point is that if your family is that important to you, why isn't the creator of the world that important to you?

      Because in my world the creator of the world looks something like this. Or perhaps this.

      BTW, Jobe still praised God, because that's just what you should do.

      I feel no obligation to praise your God.

      There's no reason for an abused child to grow up chiding his parents for having abused him

      Oh really? Perhaps your view would change if you dated a social worker for awhile. You tell me that a kid that grew up being burned by cigarettes and sexually abused shouldn't spit on his parents. Such parents deserve nothing but contempt from the community and the kid.

      The issue here is *faith*. If you have faith that God as the creator of the universe exists, then you have no other choice but to place him first. You might not be able to prove it, but you are sufficiently certain on your own that he is there, and there's, again, only one reasonable response.

      I have faith in science and the innovativeness of the human race. I would argue that every leap humanity has made forward has been in spite of religion, not because of it.

      That said, if people want to buy into this stuff then it isn't really my place to tell them not to do so. But I get really sick and tired of the morally superior attitude that a lot of religious people have. Even the ones that aren't busy proselytizing are usually doing me favors like "praying for me" -- or thinking to themselves about how I'm going to hell.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    138. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "8. Don't steal - Taxation is theft, currency inflation is theft"

      Um, remember when Jesus said to give to Ceasar what is Ceasar's and give to God what is God's?

      Besides you can't serve God and Mammon... sheesh

      I think the other guy who says that it is wiser to follow God's laws rather than your own weird substrate had it right...

    139. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Oh I know it does good as well... Sometimes... I just see far more of the 'organized religion used as excuse for X' than any good deeds. I don't mind religion in general, but religous groups tend to end up invariably corrupt.

      Or at least that's my opinion...

      I'm just saying if you look at history what I mention seems to happen over and over. Any of numerous 'holy' wars. The Inquisitions or the Roman Catholic Church... How many witch hunts have there been in the name of organized religion? Even alot of the good they did in things like providing education to newly 'discovered' areas fo the world did far more harm then good, often destroying entire peoples. I can go on and even switch to other religions... Heck Islam had been worse at times and often is a lot less useful in helping people...

      Oh well I've said more than enough...

      --
      we are all invisible unless we choose otherwise
    140. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when people read the bible thougthfully and searching for insight, actual learning happens :) mod parent up, well replied.

    141. Re:I "hate" Christians... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      My church does more with my 10% voluntary tithe and 1 weekly day of service than your government does with your 50% forced tax payment.

      50%? I don't know where you are, but I'm making about $100k a year, and my income tax is somewhere around 10% of my gross income. Counting Social Security (which I should get something out of eventually, I'm still well below 20%. Even when you add in car registration for my multiple cars and property tax, local and state taxes and all that, I'm still below 20%. When someone pulls out some inflated figure like 50%, I can only think that he is lying to get an emotional reaction. Well, it worked. If you are in the US, you are a lying sack of shit. What does your religion tell you about lying? Well, I guess you are aimed for Hell. I hope you get there quickly.

    142. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      I definitely found some new friends -- and maybe future brethren. I received an e-mail from someone thinking about returning to His way because of the thread, definitely a tear jerker.

      I'd like to talk more about the mess of christianity (small C) today. Drop an e-mail, even if you don't agree that Christianity and Anarchocapitalism can be harmonious.

    143. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is absolutely nothing anyone can say that can't be made absurd by taking it in your own mind to rediculous lengths the original utterer never even implied, and then asking the sort of questions you've chosen. With this method any pro-death penalty arguement can be shot down with a quick "So I suppose you're for hanging litterers then?". Any anti-death penalty arguement can equally be shot down with "So we just let murderers and rapists go free then?".
                There is not one, single thing you yourself can positively assert that isn't subject to this sort of undercutting, and you are using a weapon that, if its fair to use it here, makes every single opinion you yourself hold automatically foolish in turn when it's used on you.
                Your approach is why lawyers write 300 page contracts that spell out every last detail of what we aren't allowed to do with software - because some fool says "But what if I use a hex editor - it isn't decompiling it if I don't use a complier backwards, is it? So we get 30 synonyms for reverse engineering in one EULA.
                There's such a thing as shedding more light on a subject, and there's creating a smoke cloud instead. You're trying for a nasty black cloud here - does the mere thought the 10 commandments might be genuinely divinely inspired scare you that much? (Yes, I just stooped to somewhere still well above your level, and it's still admittedly a cheap shot.)

      --
      Who is John Cabal?
    144. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I come from a christian family with various levels of faith. For example, my grandmother reads lots of christian related stuff and goes to bible camp and has shelves of bible related books. She also tries to talk the younger kids in the family into going to christian schools and study to be a minister or something. My aunt is a missionary (mostly medical, though) of many years to South Africa. My grandfather, when he was alive, was Christian but very science-oriented and was a math teacher and carpenter. He went to church only when my grandmother would drag him a few times a year.

      The rest of the family (our parents and us - the children) don't really do anything religious, but most of the family would consider themselves christian.

      Now, I give this background because what I'm going to say is this:

      I don't think Christians are crazy because of the way they act. I believe they're crazy for what they THINK. If someone believes in Santa - I think they're nuts. If they believe in a giant turtle-god, I think they're nuts. If they believe in creationism and a talking bush and drinking the blood of christ and all that stuff - I think they're nuts.

      I don't know that I would say I think athiests are nuts, but I would say I believe they are somewhat disingenuous. I say that because the truth is NOBODY knows a fucking thing. You don't know there's a god or a jesus or a particular religion or that if there IS a god (or some intelligence) you have no idea how it feels about homosexuality or murder or any other "bad thing". You simply can't know. CHristians (and other religious people) claim to know not only that there IS something you can't know until you die (if even then) much less the specifics of what this thing we don't know exists wants and believes.

      I feel the same about atheists, because they claim that they know there IS NOT any such thing. It only makes sense to me that someone would say "I don't know if there is or isn't. Until there is proof, I'm not going to claim that I know anythign either way".

      But it's interesting how you can claim what Christians claim and they consider you a reasonable, good, moral human being. If you were to claim that you worship anything else or drink the blood of something else or worship some idol on a cross that isn't jesus or talk to some mythical being - people woudl call you INSANE and commit you.

    145. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      What is left I give to Caesar -- nothing.

      That's a pretty selective line of bullshit, pardon my bluntness. Like most Christians, it seems that you interpret the bible in the way that is most compatible with your world views. I'm not begrudging you for that -- just calling for it for the hypocritical view that it is.

      You really buy that economic theory as being supported by Christianity? You know that I could probably make a case that the very internet you are spewing this nonsense on was originally researched by tax dollars. Tax dollars subsidized some of the first backbone links. The Government that you hate so much still has a distant form of control over it.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    146. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I generally agree with you I must accept that someone else's soul is more important than my freedom.

    147. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      5. Respect your parents

      I know a few abused children that would take exception to this rule.

      The Bible isn't grey on this. It says respect your parents at all times, or death. (I don't think it need be that far.)

      I'd like to just say that it is possible to respect your parents, without talking to them / seeing them. "Dad, if I see you, or talk to you again, I'm just going to say something that I shouldn't. So, I'm not going to see your or talk to you again."

      There's no reason for an abused child to grow up chiding his parents for having abused him. He should feel regret and sympathy that life sucks/sucked for them that bad. But there's no reason to show them disrespect because of it.

      </quote>

      Wow, what a load of cobblers.

      The Bible tells us to honour our Father and Mother, not to respect them. it's quite possible to honour them by being polite, by not starting arguements all the time etc, without respecting them.

      A case in point:

      My Stepfather raped my little sister nightly from the ages of 12 through 16. I can't respect him. I don't go starting fights about it (anymore), as it doesn't help my Mum at all.

      Another case:

      When I wqas young my stepfather (a different one to the one above) sold me down in the local public toilets. You expect me to respect a man who does that? I can honour him in resperct of his providing food and shelter (of a kind) during that part of my life, but I can't respect him.

      Finally:

      I actually met my Father a few years back. The man is so wrapped up in his own ego it's no surprise that he couldn't see what was happening in his marriage. I'm pretty sure that if he wasn't so wrapped up in how great he is then his marraige might not have failed, and my Mum wouldn't have found a string of ass-reaming jerks as partners. I can honour him as the source of my genes, and I can honour him in my dealings with him today. I can respect the act that he knows how his ego was instrumental in the downfall of many peoples lives.

      See the difference?

    148. Re:I "hate" Christians... by RaNdOm+OuTpUt · · Score: 0

      Wife Swap is a show on ABC, and Trading Spouses ison fox. They're pretty much the same, though.

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      13. Any legal action is absolutly excluded. (Pi World Ranking List rules)
    149. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      I never had to even cock the weapon. I've spoken with dozens of people who've defended themselves with arms without firing. Thieves base their crimes on believing people are unarmed.

      Load it with blanks. The bangs will encourage a fast retreat. And if the bad guy disarms you, you won't get shot.

    150. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      I think there is a subconscious definition of "organized religion" that creates fear in many: Organized religion is a mandated belief system that if not followed and financially supported by you, you will go to Hell.

      My church is a loosely organized voluntary group of people who love God, worship Him together and help hold one another accountable. We don't follow any organization's beliefs and we don't hold anyone in our group through intimidation or fear-mongering.

    151. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm actually a Wiccan, at least 4rth possibly even 7th generation (records are bad after 4rth generation) witch. And I have no intention of converting as I find too many problems exist with the "christian" theology, including the idea that when you die you get married to your grand mother, mother and any sisters you may have (general christian), or that you get your own planet to populate with your 72 wives (Mormon).

      Even more off putting to me is when you combine the two above aspects of dogma together, you get "when you die you get you own planet to populate by having sex with your mother, your grandmother, and your sister".

      I personally think incest is wrong, and so for me not being a christian is a moral choice because if you really dig deep into the christian dogma there a lot of unethical and unmoral things that are a part of it that you as a member of that religion are expected to not only be ok with, but also advocate enough to try to get others to agree to. Its very deceptive, and unfortunately it also blinds people to that fact by pandering to there fear of the unknown by telling them its evil or "satanic". That is why I posted these AC, I have to protect myself.

      Still want me around? I doubt it.

    152. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "I find most Christians to be extremely hypocritical when it comes to sin. "

      Thos people are called hypocrites, not Christians.. I think one of the above posters said it best by saying "Show me your garden and I will see what kind of person you are..." or something like that ;)

      If Christianity is truely like a small hidden path and sin is a huge highway to destruction, then i doubt the "millions" of people who call themselves Christians currently could be correctly classifying themselves...

    153. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Because in my world the creator of the world looks something like this. Or perhaps this.

      Ok... you share differing beliefs than us. I agree that if I thought that the Big Bang were the original creator of the earth, and that this is all just random chance that there is no particular reason to care for it over my family.

      But seeing as how I believe in God, and that he's the creator of the world. I feel a strong emotional response to place him first in my life.

      I feel no obligation to praise your God.

      Nor do I express any compulsion for you to feel so. I'm stating that the gp's post saying to always praise God, because if life sucks, it's your fault is flawed, according the the holy script that he perscribes to.

      I wasn't even intended to make comment on the parent's response, as he raises a good point. "How do you protect yourself from a mugging?"

      Oh really? Perhaps your view would change if you dated a social worker for awhile. You tell me that a kid that grew up being burned by cigarettes and sexually abused shouldn't spit on his parents. Such parents deserve nothing but contempt from the community and the kid.

      In the Bible, Christians are taught that those who are put in power over us are there for a reason, and it is not our position to question why.

      Also, we are taught to love all people, even those who do not deserve it from us, for we are all the creation of God, and each deserve love as much as any other.

      Do I think that these parents should not be punished for their actions? No, they should be punished. Our society dictates how they should be punished, and that is how things should be done. But there is no reason to have contempt for a person like that.

      I have faith in science and the innovativeness of the human race. I would argue that every leap humanity has made forward has been in spite of religion, not because of it.

      You have every right to feel that way. But just remember that your intolerant attitude sounds eerily similar to what your gripe is against intolerant religions.

      That said, if people want to buy into this stuff then it isn't really my place to tell them not to do so. But I get really sick and tired of the morally superior attitude that a lot of religious people have. Even the ones that aren't busy proselytizing are usually doing me favors like "praying for me" -- or thinking to themselves about how I'm going to hell.

      I'm sorry that my religion makes you feel uncomfortable. Did you ever think that maybe your anti-religious attitude makes others feel uncomfortable the same way you're made uncomfortable by their attitudes?

      I'm sick of hearing people talking about how religion is so intolerant, and unsympathetic, then watching them turn around and be the same back towards those that do express religion, no matter if they are acting reasonably or not.

      At least with Christians, I can tell them that they're not acting in a very loving or Christianly way. With those that don't believe in Christian beliefs, I can't tell them they're wrong, just that they're being hypocritical.

      Religion has no monopoly on hypocracy, or intolerance.

      --

      I am unamerican, and proud of it!
    154. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Serve God first (not the flag, not your boss, not the IRS, not your family)

      Given. That's the first commandment

      2. Don't have anger towards God. If life is bad, you didn't prepare properly.

      Yeah, no. You think that Job could've prepped for what happened to him? No. Things go wrong to us because God tests, not because of anything we do. Get over yourself.

      3. Don't worship logos, fads or ipods err idols.

      Once again, given. Second Commandment

      4. Set aside one day a week to do God's work.

      This is the side of secular christians I hate the most. God doesn't say, "Do work on one day of the week." He says, "Always do my work."

      5. Respect your parents

      Sixth commandment. And possible by anyone, just look at Dave Pelzer.

      6. Never kill -- no war is just

      Often misquoted as a commandment, but not one. The command is "Don't murder." God condones killing, or did you forget that he commanded the Israelites entering Cannan to kill every man, woman, and child?

      7. Don't cheat on your spouse

      You seem to be good at listing commandments

      8. Don't steal - Taxation is theft, currency inflation is theft

      Once again, no.
      Jesus (On taxation): Give to Ceasar what is Ceasar's, and give to God what is God's.

      9. Be honest with all your words and actions

      You like those commandments. Nice, since if you don't obey them, you can just write it off as forgiveness. The 10 commandments don't apply to christians.

      10. Don't be jealous or control what isn't yours - Zoning laws are wrong, business regulations are wrong, slavery is wrong (the draft)

      Where in the entirety of the Bible does it even mention Zoning laws?! Never. Same goes for business regs. There are no laws against slavery in the Bible, only on how to treat your slaves.


      I prefer to follow the commands that Christ himself laid out.

      1) Love God with the entirety of your spirit, mind, and body.
      2) Love everyone else with everything you have left.

      Everything else falls into place.

    155. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I understand your reasoning. I don't know if my personal meanings of respect line up with yours. But I will say that when I was using "respect" I meant more what you're meaning here with "honor". It all depends on where you slice your semantic cake.

      --

      I am unamerican, and proud of it!
    156. Re:I "hate" Christians... by slinky259 · · Score: 1

      1. Serve God first (not the flag, not your boss, not the IRS, not your family) In what brainwashed world is God more important then family? Most people would die to protect their loved ones. Most (sane) people would not die for their god -- although the current situation in the Middle East seems to defy this logic. I would argue that most truly religious people would die for their god. I know I would - and I'd like to think I'm sane. From a religious standpoint, nothing is more important than God. That's not to say that family isn't important - just that a relationship with an omnipotent being is more so.

    157. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry that my religion makes you feel uncomfortable. Did you ever think that maybe your anti-religious attitude makes others feel uncomfortable the same way you're made uncomfortable by their attitudes?

      You don't know enough about me to assume that I have an anti-religious attitude. If you were inclined to dig back deeply enough into my comment history you'd find me arguing against the kind of insanity that files lawsuits over nativity scenes in public spaces.

      I'm sick of hearing people talking about how religion is so intolerant, and unsympathetic, then watching them turn around and be the same back towards those that do express religion, no matter if they are acting reasonably or not.

      Where did I express intolerance? Did I say that religion was stupid? I recall saying that I was sick of people who use religion to pretend that they are morally superior to everybody else. I've also said that I'm sick of people using religion to push their beliefs on other people. That doesn't even need to be proselytizing. I'd wager that the untold numbers of people suffering from degenerative diseases are getting sick and tired of hearing moral arguments about stem cell research. I find it absolutely incomprehensible how "potential life" can outweigh "actual life". But that's just me.

      I'm not intolerant towards religion. I'm intolerant towards intolerant followers of religion.

      Religion has no monopoly on hypocracy, or intolerance.

      No, but most of your non-religious things that are intolerant (certain political thoughts come to mind) bear a striking similarity to religion in the unquestioning devotion they demand of their followers. Just food for thought.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    158. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I would argue that most truly religious people would die for their god. I know I would - and I'd like to think I'm sane. From a religious standpoint, nothing is more important than God. That's not to say that family isn't important - just that a relationship with an omnipotent being is more so.

      If he is so friggen omnipotent then why do you need to die for him?

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    159. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Agnostic libertarian with a CCW permit here. I regularly carry a firearm. Just presenting my credentials.

      You're stronger than I can. If I thought only of my family I'd go back to being a criminal.

      And yet you can carry a firearm. Either you were never caught, you weren't much of a criminal, or you're carrying illegally, which means you're still a criminal. If you're following the law now, congratulations. I love it when people reform.

      I would never kill. If I had to shoot someone in the foot or in the shoulder I would, but only in defense.

      Now this, I have a real problem with. Either you're just spouting lies, or if you really carry, you haven't fully thought out what you're doing.

      You say that you would never kill, but are you aware that, between the rigors of combat, random chance with bullet paths, body physiology, movement that you're:
      A: It's still possible you're going to kill them. By bleedout if nothing else.
      B: Far less likely to hit them
      C: Even if you hit them, you're far less likely to disable them, to stop them. Hits in the foot/shoulder are generally not only non-fatal, but are also non-disabling. The human body is designed to attempt to stay operational right up to death in cases of injury.

      Now me, I've determined that if I'm going to use my firearm, I'm going to do my best to STOP the attacker, prevent him from being able to continue an assault, which translates to a CNS hit or rapid bleedout. Which is also fatal. I'm going to be aiming for the chest/head, which are far larger targets than extremeties, and don't move around as much.

      Rothbard addresses these questions. If you're interested in a copy e-mail me and I'll mail you my copy to read.

      This makes me interested, can you post the cliff-notes way that the government would fund the remaining services that it'll presumably provide? Or are you such that even police would be privitized?

      Which is why I demand monthly budgets and operations reports from my church. Who did we help? How are they progressing? How are we cutting costs? How are we reaching out to others? I can't get this from government. I don't follow an organized Christianity.

      Agreed. The very same views as you are part of the reason that I follow an agnostic view. The politicing that goes on when an organization that gets too large is horrible.

      I think that 1, 2, and 4 are your choice.
      3 is a bit wierd, but I'll agree with the general sentiment. Avoiding obsession, and blind obedience/faith is a good thing.
      5 well, as long as your parents/other figures of authority are worthy of respect. See #3.
      8&10 seem to almost go beyond Libertarian into anarchy. I believe that some taxation has to occur to provide for services such as military and police.
      6 well, I believe in the alternate reading of "Thou shalt not commit murder". Sometimes there are evil people out there that need to be killed.
      The rest just seems to make sense.

      --
      I don't read AC A human right
    160. Re:I "hate" Christians... by vermox · · Score: 1

      What about envy, lying and swearing?

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      --- /dev/null
    161. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      It has been shown that the divorce rate among the most fundamentalist christians is TWICE that of the divorce rate among atheists and agnostics - and that the divorce rate between the two is pretty much linearly related to the level of fundamentalism the couple is involved in.

      What's the marriage rate compared between the two groups? Are fundies getting divorced more often because they are more likely to get married in the first place?


      I'd doubt this on other grounds as well:
      Here's the first hit Google gives for the terms: US Divorce Rate
      http://www.divorcereform.org/rates.html

      Here's some of the interesting parts:
        The last-reported U.S. divorce rate for a calendar year, available as of May, 2005, is 0.38% divorces per capita per year, ... given the latest Monthly Vital Statistics Report .

      Notes on understanding this per capita rate:

              * This rate is only for the states that keep track of the number of divorces.
                  California, Colorado, Indiana and Louisiana do not.
              * Since every divorce involves two people, the percentage becomes somewhat more meaningful if you double it. E.g., 0.74% of the entire population gets divorced every year.
              * A rate per married people, instead of per straight population, would
      be even more helpful, but we do not know of a consistent source for that number. If you do, please tell us.

      So California (a state generally on the low end in terms of fundamentalists, one which had progressive divorce laws earlier than any other state and is still generally considered to have some of the most liberal (in the standard not the right-wing sense) divorce laws today, and the state with the most population of all, doesn't keep track of the needed data. That's a transcendentally huge source of error right there. Louisiana, one of the states that has the highest portion of self described fundamentalists, doesn't either, but at least they don't have 35.9 million people.
      From the last note, the official rates also don't consistently collate to how many people were ever officially married so they could officially divorce. Dachannien's first closing question is presumably unanswerable without that data, which means the second question can't be answered either.

      --
      Who is John Cabal?
    162. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      I did a recent breakdown for someone on the 50% figure. E-mail me for my spreadsheet.

      You must take into account many hidden but real taxes:

      15% FICA (your employer's share is actually paid by you).
      Central Bank inflation (ve y evil,way to shift you into a higher tax bracket)
      Sales Tax
      Gas Tax
      Corporate Tax (hidden in items you buy)
      etc.

      I showed my neighbor my spreadsheet. He paid around 56% of his $55,000 income.

    163. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Moflamby-2042 · · Score: 1

      "...is that God does not want people to enforce their will on others in order to make them moral and ethical people. Instead, God wants..."

      These types of statements bother me a bit. The biggest complaint: "how the heck does anybody know what 'God' wants anyway?" Suppose God got pissed somewhere after an apple of knowledge eating party in the B.C. era where people sought knowledge (or, ate an actual apple or whatever symbols existed at the time). "Crap!" says God, "I had no idea these things would do that!" He goes sends them into some thorny territories and goes back to revise his instruction manual.

      Maybe then he eventually became the fire-and-brimstone type of god to send various sinners / non-believers / ancient folk / Buddhists / Jewish folk / Aborigines (sp) in Australia / communists / babies / capitalists / people without the benefit of christian parentage, or who haven't been converted all the way yet by those with such fortune / misc. to hell. For their own good of course, or not.. Well, if that's anywhere in the teachings of your religion then it seems applying sane thought processes to such a being is a bit of a stretch.

      Even without a hell, what of the everyday. People attacking each other, and dying horribly, divine interventions seem never to occur. Maybe another stain shows up on a billboard someplace. Bad things happening everywhere all the time, animals eating each other alive. Pain, fear, hunger, and various coercions strangely similar to what evolution would seem to guide us towards to stay alive. But through it all, what happens? Societies evolve to 'fix' such ills. Could it be society is our savior from the various crap found around this planet? A peacefully interoperational one that tosses our troubles one by one into antiquity?

      Or is your god just waiting around the corner to come back when the problems are solved to put a stop to all that peace and goodwill? What can be taken as the truth? I'd say it's easiest to follow the:

      EVOLUTION IN A SOCIETY CODE OF ETHICS document (GPL), DOH!

      It states initially, but modify and re-release as you wish:
      For a sufficiently advanced society as ours it is in everybody's best interests to have others' interests at heart. Improvement to society improves our own conditions. An easy way to improve yourself and others' conditions is to do things that do not cause detrimental problems in society. Things like trying not to rape, rob, or kill seem inherently obvious. Being polite and respectful help others. Not running over people to get to where you're going helps others and yourself ultimately too. Not being an asshole by trying to convert everybody in sight based on a viral chain-letter-like religion (do this or else! pass it on to X others or ___) gets bonus points because it takes some strength not to buy some of the cleverly crafted crap proposed to you sometimes under such dire consequences. Everybody for themselves non-societal traditional evolution provides less benefit for groups and generally pisses other members off enough that they come after you, so don't do it.

      Do you need God to tell you to do nice things? Or believe there are many natural ways evolved into place to coexist with others in a group, society, culture, world, universe? Why do people force their minds to rely on a really pissed off deity to scare them into converting others or leading by example besides fear? To feel they're totally worthless and grasp for salvation they're told they need as punishment for existing. You think most people would be doing these nice things anyway? Heard of all those roving bands of atheist gangs commiting crimes in the news recently? Suicide bomber agnostics?

    164. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      I don't disagree with all of your points, but some of them are either inane or show a belief that the medical profession is even more wasteful and idiotic than people think.

      For the pharmaceutical companies, could they have perhaps done something to make the drug safer? Maybe, but not likely, most of what companies can do to make drugs safer is done by lowering dosages and if someone takes a whole bottle it's somewhat difficult. That's not to say that some drugs aren't unsafe, or that sometimes you can't get a new drug which doesn't work the same way(see the new sleeping pills people can't OD on), but for the most part when taken as directed medications are pretty safe, and there's often not much a manufacturer can do to save people from misuing their product that wouldn't detrimentally affect the effectiveness of the drug in a serious manner. As for making it taste foul, then the person who was supposed to take it probably wouldn't, not tom mention that sometimes kids are required to take these drugs. That's not to say they should taste like candy, but you know.

      Doctors? Do some doctors do this sort of thing, prescribing things people don't need? Probably. Sometimes people expect a pill, but most doctors will have the common sense to give you something pretty simple and harmless in that case? Do some doctors prescribe pills just for profit, not really, they're much more likely to do unecessary tests or administer unnecessary things when you're with them, unless they've got a kickback deal with the pharmacist or drug company at least, and most GP's aren't likely to have something like that. As for smaller bottles, you'd probably be one of the first people screaming that doctors were trying to screw you if you had to go back to the pharmacist more often because you didn't have enough pills to finish your treatment, not to mention that as most people stop taking their pills too early now, they'd be very unlikely to go back and get more.

      The pharmacist. Sure, invent me a pill bottle kids can't actually open, most of the current systems tend to be harder for me to open than for kids. Otherwise I approve of this.

      Parents. BINGO!!

      Kids, where do they learn this? See Parents.

      That's not to say that sometimes such events aren't just tragic accidents and that parents are always to blame, but most of the ability to avoid these problems lies with parents. Most of the ability to protect children from anything lies with the people who spend the most time with them(parents, teachers, day care, etc), and parents are, or at least should be, the ones who spend the most time.

    165. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If its not a revolver, load it with two blanks and live rounds. If the "warning shots" don't stop him, you at least have something left that will.

    166. Re:I "hate" Christians... by FurryFeet · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm gonna do this with just the Gospels. If I went Old Testament on you it would be a lot more definitive, but: A) I don't really like or agree woth the Old Testament, and B) I'm tired after a long day at work. So:

      1. Serve God first (not the flag, not your boss, not the IRS, not your family)

      And then we have Luke 10:27. "And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself". God and your neighbour, all in the same breath. What do you think that means?

      2. Don't have anger towards God. If life is bad, you didn't prepare properly.

      Job would beg to differ, I'm sure.

      3. Don't worship logos, fads or ipods err idols.

      Can't find those "ipods" in th KJV. Still, I'd have to agree.

      4. Set aside one day a week to do God's work.

      Mark 2: 27. "And he said unto them, The sabbath was made for man, and not man for the sabbath"

      5. Respect your parents

      Like 14:26. "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple".

      6. Never kill -- no war is just

      Matthew 10:34. "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword". Who knows what he intended to do with that sword.
      And I'm not even going into the Old Testament here. I can get you at least 10 quotes advocating killing (not the least of which is the famous "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live").

      7. Don't cheat on your spouse

      I'm not going to touch this one. My wife reads Slashdot.

      8. Don't steal - Taxation is theft, currency inflation is theft

      Do I really need to do this? Oh, for the sake of completeness...

      Luke 20: 22-25. "Is it lawful for us to give tribute unto Caesar, or no? But he perceived their craftiness, and said unto them, Why tempt ye me? Show me a penny. Whose image and superscription hath it? They answered and said, Caesar's. And he said unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which be Caesar's, and unto God the things which be God's."

      So it appears good ol' JC supports taxes. I can't say what he thought about currency inflation, but I'm pretty sure he didn't sweat it a lot.

      As for stealing... why should anyone need to steal? You just need to ask... Luke 10:30 "Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh away thy goods ask them not again."

      9. Be honest with all your words and actions

      Hard to argue with this one in this context (altough the Old Testament is also full of sneaky holy men... but still).

      10. Don't be jealous or control what isn't yours - Zoning laws are wrong, business regulations are wrong, slavery is wrong (the draft)

      I'm gonna give you this one mainly because I've actually grown bored with this exercise. If you're really intersted, check out Deuteronomy and Proverbs... the god in the Bible is not only into zoning laws and business regulations, he also tells you how to eat, work and have sex. Oh, and he permits slavery too.

      You know, if you are serious about being a Christian, you should really open up your Bible and read it. And think for yourself.

      And please, spare me the "the devil can also quote the Bible". You pull out that one, I pull it right back at you, and we go nowhere fast. Plus, it's just plain lame.

    167. Re:I "hate" Christians... by masdog · · Score: 1

      Carrying a weapon can be just as dangerous to you as not carrying a weapon. Is your wallet seriously worth that much?

      Within 10 feet, its easy to avoid a shot or create a situation where the gun can be turned against you.

      Lets say I was mugging you. I'm within 10 feet, and I have a gun. If I see you making any sudden or false moves for what might be a gun, you'd be dead where you stood. You wouldn't even have a chance to draw down on me.

      Lets say I didn't have a gun, and it looked like you were going for one. I would rush you so fast that even if you did get your gun out of your holster, it wouldn't help you. And then it would either be on the ground out of play or in my hands.

      There is a reason cops won't get within 21 feet of an armed individual unless they have cover, and that reason is that inside 21 feet, an individual can close fast enough to force a hand-to-hand fight.

    168. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Targon · · Score: 1

      A part of the problem is that Christians tend to think that they are different from those who follow other religions when it comes to "ideal" behavior.

      EVERY major religion has a similar outward attitude when it comes to their followers. That attitude is to help people become better human beings. It doesn't matter if you are Jewish, Catholic, Muslim, Hindu, etc... The key is to try to be a better person. Help others who need help, try to stop yourself from doing bad things, and so on. Why is it that people see Christians as the most concerned about the problems in the world around us?

      EVERYONE is concerned about violence in video games being seen as acceptable while a little nudity is horrible. The thing is how rational people will be when it comes to dealing with the problem.

      So, back to the topic of the thread....

      The ESRB really didn't make a mistake when they set the original M rating on GTA. The game itself didn't have the AO material available unless you hacked the game code to unlock Hot Coffee. Unless you expect the ESRB to spend time hacking every game title to see what was deleted at the last minute, you couldn't expect them to look for removed features/scenes. Once the issue was brought to their attention, they acted on the information.

      For those confused about the difference between M and AO for the one year age difference between them, consider that we have R rated movies(ages 17 and up unless in the company of a parent or guardian), NC-17(you need to be 17 or older regardless of if a parent is there), and X(21 and up).

      So, AO then could be set to be 21+ instead of 18+ I suppose.

      A problem that I see is that there isn't really enough common sense out there in the game industry. You see virtually no nudity in games that are rated M, which puts in a huge gap in content for those who are 18 and over. PG-13 movies will sometimes have more nudity than we see in M rated titles. It's a part of the differences between the movie industry and game industry. Games are getting closer and closer to being considered a part of the entertainment industry as a whole, but there are too many conceptual differences there right now to bridge the gap. Christian groups don't say much these days about movies having mature themes in PG-13 movies yet they flip out if there's even a hint of sexuality or violence in a game.

    169. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Before deciding that refusing to take responsibility is epidemic, let's look at the streetlight accident at the Thanksgiving parade. The two women had what turned out to be relatively minor injuries. The parade organizers have covered the real medical expenses, and offered to give the women seats in the reviewing stand next year. The women have said publicly that they have no intention of sueing, and think the parade organizers are generally swell people, and they are very grateful for those nice seats, etc. Just about everyone agrees that there were safety precautions in effect, and they were mostly well thought out, that the crews got good training, and so on. The crew is still saying that maybe they could have tried harder, and they'll be even carefuller next year. There supervisors are saying they will look for additional safety methods anyway. The news media generally avoided sensationalizing the accident, and a couple of them have still appologized if anyone got the impression it was more serious than it actually was. There were a couple of news outlets that came off as looking for someone in particular to blame - If anyone takes soft guy's suggestion, they might start with the ones that seemed eager to point fingers before all the facts were in. You just don't hear nearly as much about these common sorts of resolutions as the ones considered hot news.

      --
      Who is John Cabal?
    170. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no. You think that Job could've prepped for what happened to him? No. Things go wrong to us because God tests, not because of anything we do. Get over yourself.

      I never said preparation makes you safe. It makes you secure. I have insurance over and above need. I don't use banks (my money is in gold and no-debt property). I trained my family in defending themselves (not necessarily with weapons). If God takes everything away, he's the power. Everything man can do I am prepared to accept. Should I live past a trial, I'll have something to fall into. Should I die, my family will be taken care of.

      "Always do my work." I agree, yet I set aside one Holy day of volunteer service for no personal gain but the happiness of serving the Lord. I'm no altruist, but I believe the Holy day is my favorite day.

      God condones killing, or did you forget that he commanded the Israelites entering Cannan to kill every man, woman, and child?

      Jesus came to absolve us of these choices. The Bible is not specific stories for my life but stories to be analyzed from the lives of the specific people (OT) or God's love (NT).

      Give to Ceasar what is Ceasar's, and give to God what is God's.

      Everything is God's.

      The 10 commandments don't apply to christians.

      Jesus reminds us repeatedly of the importance of using His way to be more like Him. But we won't burn for breaking the commandments.

      Everything else falls into place.

      Very true but too simple to teach non believers.

      I believe government force (zoning, regulations) is wrong biblically. A non-Christian can not hold me accountable if I don't interact with them. Attempting to force my actions is force.

    171. Re:I "hate" Christians... by masdog · · Score: 1

      I would never kill. If I had to shoot someone in the foot or in the shoulder I would, but only in defense.

      I have a serious problem with this. When I learned about using a handgun/pistol for self-defense, I was taught that you should "shoot-to-stop." This was explained to me as using sufficient force to get the assailant to stop his actions.

      It was also explained to me that shooting for non-vital areas, like the foot, leg, or shoulder, aren't sufficient for this. If you're shot in the foot or shoulder, you can continue your actions. Sure, it may hurt like hell, but you haven't been incapactitated in any way. If you don't have the mentality to use the firearm to its fullest extent, then you're just providing another opportunity to would-be assailants.

    172. Re:I "hate" Christians... by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      What's the marriage rate compared between the two groups? Are fundies getting divorced more often because they are more likely to get married in the first place?

      If I'm remembering the study correctly, it only dealt with married people who later divorced - i.e. rate of marriage is irrelevant to the results.

    173. Re:I "hate" Christians... by masdog · · Score: 1

      Better yet...if he is so friggin omnipotent, why would he let you die for him?

    174. Re:I "hate" Christians... by masdog · · Score: 1

      The right answer is clearly 'B',

      That clearly ignores the possibility that the parent wasn't careless and the kid did something because they didn't know better. So, it is possible that A and E are also correct.

    175. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      If they pollute your land, it is trespass.

      Where do you draw the line? How much do they need to pollute your land for it to be trespass. Factories in China are probably polluting your land, a very small amount however they still do. What type of pollution do you consider? Does the smell from a sewege treatment plant count? What about the sound from a nice airport?

      A loan is a contract so any interest rate is fair as long as the rate is market driven and no Greenspan mandated.

      Ever since the government got more involved in the economy through the Fed the percentage of recessions to expansions has plummeted (not counting the Great Depression).

      I didn't say admire. Respect your parents is different. Even with abuse there a ways to do this (my Pastor's child was abused by a grandrelative and he had a sermon on it).

      Except it's respect because someone tells you to respect them, worthless and counterproductive.

    176. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      My town has 70 church organizations. Competition. I was slave to 4 governments at once. Big difference

      There are over 100 nations on this planet, plenty of competition. Just because you don't want to move or something doesn't mean there isn't competition.

    177. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Church is part of organised religion. It just is, it's what the word means If you say you belong to a church but that you don't partake in organised religion then you're not speaking English.

    178. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I read an anti-religious tone into your comments. Rereading it, you are equivocal about it. I'm accustomed to negative religious feedback being irrationally negative... as I'm sure many are used to positive religious feedback being irrationally positive.

      I recall saying that I was sick of people who use religion to pretend that they are morally superior to everybody else. I've also said that I'm sick of people using religion to push their beliefs on other people.

      I can respect that.

      That doesn't even need to be proselytizing.

      Well, I don't hardly know what one could even do to even accommodate a request such as this though. At this point, you're saying "Stop being religious." In fact, you're saying not to put up nativity scenes in public.

      By saying that you're sick of people "pushing their beliefs on others" just by being an example of their religion, you're saying that you don't think people should be religious at all. This is where my confusion started stemming from. I don't understand what you're trying to say by saying that you want people to stop "pushing" their religion on you even without proselytizing.

      I just don't know how that could be done without not being religious at all.

      If you mean, "stop saying 'I'll pray for you.'", I don't know what to say. To many people it's a simple idiom, and I personally don't expect people to pray for me even when they say this. I say it to other Christians mostly as a form of comfort, rather than any actual intention to physically do so.

      Honestly speaking, and not meant offensively, would you take offense to someone saying "God bless you" when you sneeze? I mean, it's a religious statement, that is not seriously intented to be proselytizing, but it's still the same sort of statement as "I'll pray for you." Would you feel differently if it were an atheist/agnostic, who is simply saying out of social convention?

      Last, I'm having difficulty understanding this: No, but most of your non-religious things that are intolerant (certain political thoughts come to mind) bear a striking similarity to religion in the unquestioning devotion they demand of their followers.

      I assume you mean, "you" as in the indefinite personal pronoun, which most Commonwealth speakers would replace with "one"... as I'm at least hoping here, that you've bothered to do a little more investigation on me, than I had done on you. I feel that I'm reasonably tolerant, (one could never say that they're perfectly tolerant.) of course you may disagree with me.

      The thing is that if you mean the indefinite personal pronoun, then you're effectively saying that the intolerant nature of religion bears striking resemblence to unquestioned religion. Which is true, but it's like saying that a circle is round because it resembles the round parts of a circle.

      If you intend specifically to be speaking towards me about being intolerant... Hm... I honestly don't see what you're refering to, but I'm willing to listen to them.

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    179. Re:I "hate" Christians... by kelnos · · Score: 1
      You'd likely change your mind if you knew all my religious beliefs
      Eh, not really. While I don't agree with a good number of the things on your list, it's certainly your right to believe in them, and my right to not believe in them. If you were trying to tell me that your way is the One True Way and that if I don't believe as you do I'm a bad person, then sure, I'd take exception to that. I think the parent poster was more pleased at your lack of desire to try to convert us heathens than anything else.
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    180. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      I believe millions of crimes are deterred annually with a weapon drawn. More guns, less crime.

      and yet, mysterously, i've never seen a gun nut able to present evidence of this.

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    181. Re:I "hate" Christians... by pla · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt your statistic of 78% to 90% of the population is Christian.

      Those numbers (rounded, obviously) come straight from the 1990 and 2001 ARIS, conducted by the US Census Bureau. Argue with them, if you want, but don't accuse me of making up numbers you couldn't bother to look up on an easily navigable government US website.


      Maybe 78% are "cultural" Christians (i.e. in name only)

      And you would consider that more or less bothersome than the underlying fact that millions of Good American Christians enjoy sex, drugs, and violence?

      Doesn't matter, though - In this domain, you can really only go by what people considers themselves... Unless you want to add some arbitrary test to the qualification, such as "as good as Christian as me" - In which case, I have no doubt we'd have somewhat over 200 million different criteria, which everyone but a single person fails to meet.


      Because that would leave 10% of the population that still might buy it.

      ..."Might". BIIIIIIG qualifier there.

      Titanic sold 129 million tickets, just under half of the US population (281.5M). Applying the lower end of the range I previously mentioned, 78%, gives roughly 28 million tickets sold to non-Christians. In one stroke, we've dropped the (second) biggest boxoffice hit of all time down to a "popular flop" that failed to even make up its budget.

      Of course, I can't debate that the biggest boxoffice hit would still have done well - Yet, oddly enough, even that fact seems to support my stance, in that the massed buying power of 220+ million US Christians managed to push The Passion, a fairly bad movie in a dead language, into the #1 spot.


      The argument you make is a straw man.

      "As the "straw man" metaphor suggests, the counterfeit position attacked in a Straw Man argument is typically weaker than the opponent's actual position, just as a straw man is easier to defeat than a flesh-and-blood one. Of course, this is no accident, but is part of what makes the fallacy tempting to commit, especially to a desperate debater who is losing an argument. Thus, it is no surprise that arguers seldom misstate their opponent's position so as to make it stronger. Of course, if there is an obvious way to make a debating opponent's position stronger, then one is up against an incompetent debater. Debaters usually try to take the strongest position they can, so that any change is likely to be for the worse. However, attacking a logically stronger position than that taken by the opponent is a sign of strength, whereas attacking a straw man is a sign of weakness."

      Before accusing a programmer of arguing from a particular type of logical error, you might want to look into the validating subtypes of that fallacy first.


      your mom

      You mentioned something about logical fallacies?

    182. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would never kill. If I had to shoot someone in the foot or in the shoulder I would, but only in defense.

      Umm, as a former cop this is a really bad idea. If you're using a gun you'd better kill the other guy. If that is not the objective you should be using something else, (ie: pepper spray, etc). If not for any other reason than if he should survive you will be caught up in courtroom battles that will bankrupt you and won't end for 10-20 years. Some ambulance chaser will take up the victim(now the guy you shot)'s cause and buy a boat with what used to be your kid's college money. "Look how this guy was maimed by this anti-war gun-toting freak! etc. etc"

      Seriously. Lethal force is just that. You only use a gun if you intend to kill the other person. Otherwise you're using the wrong tool.

    183. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      because they CHOOSE to - i'd say intentionally choosing to be offended by a word instead of an intention is rude itself and an attempt to censor the other person.

      You continue to operate under the assumption that swear words are inherently offensive - they are not, it's just sounds, just phonomes - you choose to find the word itself offensive

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    184. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      yes since you found one poor source it means my source that did it's own research instead of using the government is wrong yep.

      Source: The Fundamentals of Extremism - which in turn cites over 900 other scholarly works to support it's various statements, that being one of them.

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    185. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      By saying that you're sick of people "pushing their beliefs on others" just by being an example of their religion, you're saying that you don't think people should be religious at all. This is where my confusion started stemming from. I don't understand what you're trying to say by saying that you want people to stop "pushing" their religion on you even without proselytizing.

      No, I don't seriously suggest that we should (or could) stop people from praying for wayward souls like mine. I can even understand your point about proselytizing being a part of various religions. I guess that my stance is that you have the right to do anything in this World (religious or not) that doesn't interfere with another person or cause that person harm. Praying for someone (even if they find it offensive) doesn't cause them any harm. Attempting to convert them to your faith does (imho, yours may differ). Denying them a right that they should have otherwise should also be frowned upon. This could be anything from the oppression of women in Muslim countries to the attempted oppression of abortion rights and stem cell research in Western countries.

      I guess my comments about being offended by people praying for me stems from the fact that a lot of people just throw it into your face when you refuse to agree with them. I had the misfortune of spending a large part of my youth in the deep American south (read: bible belt). As somebody from the more liberal and secular northeast it was quite a culture shock for me. When I told people that I didn't share their values they would often reply with "I feel pity for you... I'll pray for you" I regard that as offensive and insulting.

      But to answer your question, no I don't get offended at "god bless you" in response to a sneeze. I suppose if I was lying in a hospital bed waiting to die that I wouldn't begrudge my more religious friends for praying for me either. There's a difference between that type of prayer and the "I'll pray for your soul" just because somebody doesn't share your values and you think they are going to hell.

      If you intend specifically to be speaking towards me about being intolerant... Hm... I honestly don't see what you're refering to, but I'm willing to listen to them.

      No, it wasn't directed at you. I was referring to the fact that a lot of non-religious things that are intolerant bear a striking similarity to certain fundamentalist interpretations of religion that demand unquestioning devotion. The best example (at the risk of invoking Goodwin's law) that I could think of would be the Nazi regime in Germany. They demanded unquestioning loyalty and support and were quite intolerant. A lot of religions demand the same kind of unquestioning devotion.

      You seem like a fairly reasonable and tolerant person. I hope I've made some more sense and points with this post. I suppose we need a Babelfish that does English->English translation ;)

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    186. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      and yet, mysterously, i've never seen a gun nut able to present evidence of this.

      Evidence.
      Evidence.

      Although I'm not a nut so perhaps this doesn't count.

    187. Re:I "hate" Christians... by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 0

      You said elsewhere you live on a 3-acre plot of land. Are you a farmer? If so, you should know that the federal government STILL subsidizes farming, so despite your hatred of taxes you are personally benefitting from them at the expense of the rest of society.

      "Give to Ceasar what is Ceasar's, and give to God what is God's.

      Everything is God's."

      Ummm, then why did Jesus SPECIFICALLY SAY that the coin belonged to Caesar and to give it to him.

      By the way, if you don't pay taxes and you make more than the poverty cutoff, you are committing tax fraud and thus are still a criminal, despite your claim elsewhere to the contrary.

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    188. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      A) Cars, Busses - if you're correct - move to a hydrogen economy - this doesn't refute my statement about cigarettes

      parent: There has never been any study that remotely suggested that dilute second hand smoke has any appreciable effect on health.

      Wow you're dead wrong. Incoming source citations.

      http://www.chestjournal.org/cgi/content/full/123/1 _suppl/21S
      http://www.epa.gov/nceawww1/ets/pdfs/etsch8.pdf
      http://www.epa.gov/ncea/ets/pdfs/acknowl.pdf

      Passive smokers inhale a complex mixture of smoke that is now widely referred to as environmental tobacco smoke (ETS). Passive smoking was first considered as a possible risk factor for lung cancer in 1981 when two studies were published that described increased lung cancer risk among never-smoking women who were married to smokers. Hirayama89 reported the findings from a cohort study in Japan, which showed that among nonsmoking women, those whose husbands smoked cigarettes were at higher risk for lung cancer than those whose husbands were nonsmokers. A case-control study in Athens reported by Trichopoulos and colleagues90 shortly thereafter replicated this finding. Additional evidence rapidly accrued so that by 1986 two important summary reports were published. The National Research Council reviewed the epidemiologic evidence and concluded that nonsmoking spouses who were married to cigarette smokers were about 30% more likely to develop lung cancer than nonsmoking spouses who were married to nonsmokers, and that this relationship was biologically plausible.91 Almost one fourth of lung cancer cases among never-smokers were estimated to be attributed to exposure to passive smoking.91 The 1986 report of the Surgeon General also judged passive smoking to be a cause of lung cancer,14 an inference corroborated by the 1992 review15 of the evidence and risk assessment by the US Environmental Protection Agency, which classified ETS as a known human (class A) carcinogen. Estimates indicate that passive smoking accounts for approximately 3,000 lung cancer deaths per year in the United States.15

      Increases Severity of Asthma: http://www.chestjournal.org/cgi/content/abstract/1 22/2/409
      Harder to detect, nonthreshold exposure to lower levels of ETS could account for worsening more than 1 million cases of asthma in children. http://www.emedicine.com/ped/byname/passive-smokin g-and-lung-disease.htm

      Pregnancy and smoking:
      when adjusted for maternal smoking during pregnancy, the effects of current smoking on the children's lung function were markedly decreased and were no longer significant. Boys showed greater ETS-related deficits in all these measures of lung function than girls" [which translates to: ETS is bad, but smoking while pregnant dwarfs it]

      parent: It's not going to hurt you. Just learn not to flip out over little things man.
      It's scientifically proven that it IS going to hurt you -- and demeaning your opponant by calling them "little man" is pathetic.

      I could go on and on and on with the evidence. You ahve fallen into the FUD marketing by the tobacco companies and their lap-dog politicians when you say there is no evidence.

      The first doctor to ever discover the health effects of smoking (in 1950!) was a smoker. He quit on the spot. [he died recently - may he RIP]

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    189. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I guess my comments about being offended by people praying for me stems from the fact that a lot of people just throw it into your face when you refuse to agree with them. I had the misfortune of spending a large part of my youth in the deep American south (read: bible belt). As somebody from the more liberal and secular northeast it was quite a culture shock for me. When I told people that I didn't share their values they would often reply with "I feel pity for you... I'll pray for you" I regard that as offensive and insulting.

      Ahh.... context puts everything in place.

      Yeah, that's just damn rude. I can see how people can take an attitude of contempt in their "non-prostelitizing" actions that just make them wrong for all cases.

      Take for example, my argument in another article about "believing in God is insanity." I'd kind of relate that as the athiest equivalent to "I pity you... I'll pray for your soul."

      I'll make you a promise... I'll do my best to never say to someone that they're pitiful for not believing in God, and you try your best never to tell something that they're a loon for believing in God. At least then I can sleep better at night knowing that there's at least one person out there who's not actively seeking to be a dick.

      No, it wasn't directed at you. I was referring to the fact that a lot of non-religious things that are intolerant bear a striking similarity to certain fundamentalist interpretations of religion that demand unquestioning devotion. The best example (at the risk of invoking Goodwin's law) that I could think of would be the Nazi regime in Germany. They demanded unquestioning loyalty and support and were quite intolerant. A lot of religions demand the same kind of unquestioning devotion.

      You seem like a fairly reasonable and tolerant person. I hope I've made some more sense and points with this post. I suppose we need a Babelfish that does English->English translation ;)


      Ahhh... I get you know here, too... Yep, you're right on.

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    190. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been an atheist for three decades now and that has to rank as the least insightful rebuttal to common religious tenants I've witnessed. It reeks of an almost perverse pleasure in reducing complex questions and nuance to concepts easily 'rebutted' in purportedly witty, but in truth smug, arrogant and simplistic-to-the-pint-of-blindness comebacks. In the future please keep your thoughts private, atheists have a bad enough image already.

    191. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Thos people are called hypocrites, not Christians..

      No, they are Christians and hypocrites. You don't have to be a non-sinner to be a Christian. All you have to do is accept Christ. He died to forgive the sins of Christians. So, saying that anyone who sins is nnot a "true" Christian is not accurate, and is avoiding the issue. They call themselves Christians, everyone else calls them Christians. They are Christians. Just not very good ones.

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    192. Re:I "hate" Christians... by AlienGoods · · Score: 1

      I don't hate Christians, but I am confused. I've tried to live my life by the examples set in 'the good book', but I have trouble figuring out what Neal Stephenson was trying to get at in Snow Crash.

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    193. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I'll make you a promise... I'll do my best to never say to someone that they're pitiful for not believing in God, and you try your best never to tell something that they're a loon for believing in God. At least then I can sleep better at night knowing that there's at least one person out there who's not actively seeking to be a dick.

      I could make that promise. I have never called anybody crazy for professing a belief in a higher power. I have said that I don't understand it -- but that is an honest question and not a criticism. In my own way I am somewhat spiritual -- it's just that my life experiences have turned me against organized religion of any shape or form. I would hope that if I one day marry and have children that I would meet somebody who is somewhat religious so that my children would have that in their lives.

      Ahhh... I get you know here, too... Yep, you're right on.

      Good talking with you :)

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    194. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Corbu+Mulak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "...if they beleive in a giant-turtle god..."


      See the TURTLE of enormous girth!
      On his shell he holds the earth,
      His thought is slow but always kind;
      He holds us all within his mind.

    195. Re:I "hate" Christians... by leiahdorus · · Score: 1
      Maybe Christians are tired of seeing the proliferation of these things throughout society, because they see them as harmful to people whether they are Christian or not.
      Sucks to be them - what hey see as harmful and what IS harmful are two completely different things

      This always has the potential to be true. Lots of different people consider any number of different things to be harmful to society. Most, for instance, believe outright stealing to be a bad thing, while there is less agreement on the question of, say, Prostitution. The demographic that generally frequents this haunt have their feelings on such matters, as do others. So how do we choose what is considered harmful enough to have our government fight against it? One way to do so is to have a few elite individuals who are judged to be smarter or more capable than the general proletariat make the decisions. While we have some elements of that in the US, for the most part we have opted to go by a different route -- namely, voting. THE PEOPLE decide what is socially harmful to the whole. You say that what they see as harmful and what IS harmful are two different things? Well guess what, they say the same thing about you! We settle the issue by voting. Is the majority always right? Certainly not, but minorities are definitely not, either. I get the feeling here that a lot of people are just itching for the dictator position. I confess I've thought I could fix a few things myself were I to be granted absolute power, but that's just an idle thought. If you think that the majority are a bunch of idiots, then the proper course of action is to try to convince them, in a civil fashion, that you're right and they're wrong. They will try to do the same to you. What is not acceptable is to try to have a group of people's votes thrown out because you don't like their opinions, or because you don't like how they arrived at those opinions. No one likes this system much when it goes against what they want, but we agree to abide by the Rule of Law and compromise here and there.
    196. Re:I "hate" Christians... by The+New+Stan+Price · · Score: 0

      Anyone notice how the anti-Christian views get higher slashdot scores?

    197. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I've been an atheist for three decades now and that has to rank as the least insightful rebuttal to common religious tenants I've witnessed.

      Congratulations, I'm happy that you've managed to avoid believing in God for 30 years... that's some amazing feet in order to actually break it out and tell everyone about it, like it's some sort of accreditation.

      Guess what! I've been a human being for 26 years, and this is the stupidest non-constructive response I've ever received.

      See? I can do it, too!

      It reeks of an almost perverse pleasure in reducing complex questions and nuance to concepts easily 'rebutted' in purportedly witty, but in truth smug, arrogant and simplistic-to-the-pint-of-blindness comebacks.

      So, I take the responses that the original gp to the post had made, and let him know how those don't match up with Christian theology, and I talk to the parent and explain certain points of Christian theology, in a simplistic manner, because I don't want to go into the depths of meaning about why Job suffered, etc etc etc, and you call this a "perverse" pleasure... I do so enjoy your connotational spin to your response...

      In the future please keep your thoughts private, atheists have a bad enough image already.

      In the future be aware that I don't care if you disagree with my comments. Actually, wait. I do care if you disagree, because if you find something that really should be pointed out to me, because I've got something wrong, or I'm just way off base, let me know.... constructively.

      You know, that way I develop as a human being, rather than degrade further into this "slime pit" of stupidity that you seem perscribed to just let me continue into.

      I don't mind having a good conversation about religion with anyone, as long as it's conducted with the intent of increasing our knowledge of our personal beliefs, and strengthening our personal beliefs.

      I'll give you a real smug, arrogant and simplistic-to-the-pint-of-blindness comeback now: If you don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all.

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    198. Re:I "hate" Christians... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Inquisitions and holy wars alike merely used the religion as a guise for their acts. The people taking part in those actions were not acting true to the ideals of their religions, they had their own prerogatives to plunder, kill, rape, and burn. In fact, as I sit here now, I would be inclined to believe that Satan had more to do with these events than God.

    199. Re:I "hate" Christians... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      You made the point yourself, so I don't know how to add to it, but at least I'll point it out again for anyone else that missed it:

      "it wasn't society *as we know it*, but it was a society"

      Exactly. Back in the day we could run around and kill each other, steal each other's things, infringe on their non-existent patents. There's no way we would be where we are today without these laws. Imagine what would happen over the next 5 or 10 years if laws against murder were suddenly repealed.

    200. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      You said elsewhere you live on a 3-acre plot of land. Are you a farmer? If so, you should know that the federal government STILL subsidizes farming, so despite your hatred of taxes you are personally benefitting from them at the expense of the rest of society.

      I don't. I will when I raise kids, I have an option on 3 acres 15 minutes from O'hare Airport. Not farmland.

      Ummm, then why did Jesus SPECIFICALLY SAY that the coin belonged to Caesar and to give it to him.

      Sure. Caesar's coin is Caesar's. I do taxable work in dollars and pay taxes. I also perform bartered labor and use another medium for that labor store.

      Don't quote Jesus as commanding His servants, sometimes He was preaching to non-believers. Some passages I prefer to live by:

      [1 Sam 8] Israel wants a king even though God will reject them

      [Acts 5:29] We must obey God rather than human authority

      [Judges 9:7-15] Only the corrupt will accept political power

      [Mat 4:8-10] Satan can control all governments

      [Mark 10:42-45] Non believers accept tyrants as rulers over them, but Christians can't

      [Eph 6:12] For our struggle is against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms

      By the way, if you don't pay taxes and you make more than the poverty cutoff, you are committing tax fraud and thus are still a criminal, despite your claim elsewhere to the contrary.

      I pay taxes on every fiat dollar I earn.

    201. Re:I "hate" Christians... by MeanderingMind · · Score: 1

      For two reasons.

      1) Extremists are more entertaining.

      2) If an intelligent Christian was in the news, stupid people would get upset because they would actually have to think about their beliefs, as opposed to just being able to write the Christian off as stupid.

      The exception to #2 is when sound bites are used to turn a Christian from #2 into a Christian from #1.

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    202. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Thankfully God's mandates of the OT don't pertain to Christians.

      I still see most of your quotes aimed at specific people requiring specific lessons, not as man's g ide.

      See my reply here.

      I believe Jesus was anti-taxes and anti-government for His people.

      I read the Bible every morning. I reference every passage between 4-6 versions and sometimes refer to the Peshitta and gnostic history to attempt to decipher the context. When in doubt, I check to see what love would mean in a given situation.

    203. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Too tired to retype this comment. :)

    204. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do believe I have biblical backing.

    205. Re:I "hate" Christians... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      My dame believes in Christian mysticism, and you'd be surprised how much Christianity and pre-Christ mysticism have in common.

      I don't think anything precludes being a Christian and having a deep respect and love for nature and nature's processes.

      I'm not trying to convert here. I have a "pagan" friend who found Christ and also found ways to adapt his old beliefs fairly well.

    206. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1
      In the Bible, Christians are taught that those who are put in power over us are there for a reason, and it is not our position to question why.
      Awfully convenient, this Divine Right of Kings nonsense. Convenient for those in power, that is.
    207. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      My job as the Bible mandates is to enforce responsibility in my brothers and sisters in Christ, and be a model for non-believers. I can not control a non-believer and using Caesar to do so is wrong.

      This is what frustrates me more and more about these sort of groups. The great commission Christ gave to the church is "Go, make disciples of all nations", not "Go, tell off all the nations for swearing and screwing around".

      The authority of the church is, and should be, limited to governing Christians. When churches get into politics, it isn't pretty. If you want to change the behaviour of the nation, then start converting the nation. And a free tip: haranguing the nation about their sin isn't likely to work too well.

      The sole exception I can think of is things like abortion, where the actions in question have a direct effect upon a third party (the foetus), although in that particular debate the question is more wether the third party is really a "party" or not, rather than the morality of the action itself.

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    208. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Ashan+Far'cor · · Score: 1

      I hate my label as I'd never tell a non-Christian to stop swearing or stop drinking or stop screwing around or stop watching porn. I'd never use government or a nanny group to further a Christian agenda.

      Dude!! I totally agree. I picture a parent and a child. Child needs to clean their room. Right when child is about to start cleaning their room the parent walks in and says "you need to clean your room!". What is the child going to do? Especially if the child knows that the parent's room is dirty? NOT clean the room obviously. Basic reverse psychology, but it is fundamental to the Christian walk as well.

      I get sooo tired of Christians that think they can change the world by telling people that they are wrong and need to change!! We are not called as Christians to rule it over people like that. We are called to be "in the world but not of it". That doesn't mean we need to go around telling people to stop doing what they are doing. It means that we need to be hanging out with the people who are drinking and watching porn, but to live our own lives fundamentally different. Ten times more people will respond to that than to us trying to tell them what to do.

      We Christians are far from perfect, so we need to stop pretending like we are and live as the redeemed instead of the perfect.

    209. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I am a gun nut since I support the 2nd amendment:

      Here is some more evidence:
      http://www.justfacts.com/gun_control.htm

    210. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything I have read - including the different versions of the bible - says that is not possible. Either your a witch/pagan/wiccan or your some form of christian.

      I know this because despite the fact I am a witch, I'm dateing a women raised in a conservitive trinity babtist home. Yeah, thats twisted, but it seems to work for her.

      You should check out the part of "Mark" that was taken ut of the bible so it would be PC. Look up "Secret Mark" on the web.

    211. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Cheetahfeathers · · Score: 1

      This is one of many broken things about a direct democracy. If we had laws be democracy in this manner, gays would be criminals for being gays, blacks would still be segragated, and swearing would be criminal.

      Luckily direct democracies are rare in government, and there are restrictions on mob rule.

      Instead of asking 'the people' what they think, we ask something called 'the experts'. Does swearing have general trend towards being psychologically harmful effect to an individual? This is something that can be studied, rather than having a mob level reaction to certain actions. This is why homosexuality was removed from being a phychological problem, for instance.

      Laws banning swearing are not up for vote, in general, in most free countries. We have various documents, including the Declaration of Human Rights, that protects such speech. Even if an overwhelming amount of people do not like swearing, it's illegal to make it illegal.

      Voting is not a solution to everything, and in fact can make a situation worse, not better.

    212. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't think BDSM can include degradation then your obviously not into the scene at all. It is consensual, but it can still be degrading. Of course the people engaged in it enjoy the degradation, it's sort of a release valve from having to act proper all day.

      And I don't mean everyone who is into BDSM is into degradation. Everyone has their own kinks. And yes not all degradation is BDSM. But whatever, as long as its consensual I don't see a problem with anything done in private.

    213. Re:I "hate" Christians... by TheOrquithVagrant · · Score: 1

      Perhaps because death and worldy suffering is irrellevant in the "big picture"? If you believe in god/heaven, then the material world is really just a "testing ground". Whether you live for 110 happy years or 20 in utter misery, it's still an infinitisimmal period of your _existence_, since most of it will be spent in the afterlife. Hence, if serving god first and living up to his commandments is what ensures you you'll be spending your time in paradise after you die, it all makes sense.
      Incidentally, I'm not religious myself, so these is most certainly not MY beliefs.

    214. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I believe millions of crimes are deterred annually with a weapon drawn. More guns, less crime.

      I agree with you, but exact numbers will make your argument more tangible. Scroll to "1. Sage Summarized (d)" section - it's 645,000 repelled crimes.
    215. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in addition to posters above: link. Scroll to "1. Sage summarized(d)" section. I dare you.

    216. Re:I "hate" Christians... by iainl · · Score: 1

      Umm, do you have a different /. to me? In mine, he only called the anarchist foolish, not incorrect.

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    217. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny to watch Christians bend logic and common sense in the effort to present their version of mental slavery as innocuous.

    218. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      You keep wanting to put the responsibility for offense being caused when using swear words on the listener rather than the speaker. But would you swear while on a job interview? If no, then why not? And if the answer to that is, because it might offend the interviewer and make it less likely that you'd get the job, consider that perhaps avoiding rudeness and offensiveness doesn't have to be contingent upon you potentially gaining anything. If the responsibility for maintaining proper decorum amid strangers exists while on a job interview, then why can't it exist in public, in general?

    219. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Load it with blanks. The bangs will encourage a fast retreat. And if the bad guy disarms you, you won't get shot.

      Yeah. Unless the bad guy notices that your bangs don't sting. And/or pulls his own gun.
      Your logic is flawed.

    220. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      You mean self-indoctrination?

    221. Re:I "hate" Christians... by SirPavlova · · Score: 1

      Personally, I always think most of it was probably added in by those very people in power. Most of it's in the Old Testament, right? So it could easily have been added over the years by whoever led the Jews at any given time. Even the New Testament is vulnerable to changes early on.

      Note: I am a Christian, I just don't believe that God personally oversaw every word, making sure it was just right & all that crap legalistic people spout. "The Word of God" isn't a literal name.

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    222. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      It is not insanity to demand enforcement of the constitution. The christian religion is defined by it's history and it's present: it is the oppressor, and the tool of the oppressor. It is filled with jingoistic ethnnocentrics who will stop at nothing to force their religion upon others - religious displays on public property are one of the mechanisms for that. /This does not apply to the minority of christians who are not insane //All religious is stupid, but I will support your right to be stupid while simultaneously arguing with you about your stupidity*

      *Go ahead, mod me troll - i'm speaking mind and getting modded troll for doing so is par for the course.

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    223. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      I am an atheist and I have trained myself out of using religious statements from convention - I say gesundheit for example.

      and yes I do find the religious references that creep into everything offensive - because they're a prime example of christian ethnocentrism.

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    224. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      posting a book is not evidence - posting quotations froom a source that has already been established to be credible, like; oh i dunno - one of the big universities perhaps - something that has been peer-reivewed you know.

      anyone can right a book and make claims - only a good piece of peer reviewed research is an authoritative source from which you can cite evidence.

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    225. Re:I "hate" Christians... by abb3w · · Score: 1
      no sexual relationship with the person you are going to marry before you marry them can, and does, cause divorces

      Not as many as the lack of a sexual relationship after marriage. =)

      It has been shown that the divorce rate among the most fundamentalist christians is TWICE that of the divorce rate among atheists and agnostics - and that the divorce rate between the two is pretty much linearaly related to the level of fundamentalism the couple is involved in.

      My prejudices find that plausible, but I feel obligated to ask: source, please?

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    226. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      Atheists and agnostics (and any other minority religious group) merely want their rights respected - that means government out of religion, no religious displays on government property, no teaching religion-as-fact in schools (comparative religion class = A-OK if it includes all the major options including atheism/agnosticism), no state-sponsored prayer (no atheist has ever said you cannot spontaneously pray in school so long as you're not disrupting class - only that staff members cannot do things to encourage prayer, and therefore religion). At the same time we will continue to support your right to be religious - even if we are completely personally against the existance of religion (as I am myself - i try to stamp out religion by attempting to reason with people.)

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    227. Re:I "hate" Christians... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Why can't there be more Christians like you?

      Well, if you really, really want to know a large chunck of those that attend a Christian church don't give a crap about the doctrine that has been pounded into their head since they were little. They can't stop going because that would be "wrong" some how. It's hey I was forced to listen to this stuff every Wednesday and Sun, and now my kids are too, even if they don't want to.

      There is nothing worse than Christain peer pressure. I went to a public junior high and high school in Arkansas. I wanted to do extreme bodily harm to all the adults that would say "Schools are going down hill now that they've taken God/Ten commandents out of school." I said BS then and worse now. I couldn't go a week without being "witnessed" to in one class or another. God help you if you ever let them know that you don't personally believe in their religion.

      Personnally, I'm against the Christain God for one little thing. Well, the central theme of that religion was that 1. a perfect individual was born lived a life and "wrongfully" died so that every one else could go to heaven.

      I'm sorry, but the God that I believe in doesn't like the concept of killing humans for his glory or any other reason some exception is made for war though. I don't care if I have to invent an abstract God that only I believe in; I personally hate the basic concepts behind Christianity. Oh, and number 2. That the first perfect guy lived at all. I have serious issues with that. I don't believe that Christ was sinless. If he was, then he wasn't human.

      I was brought up in that religion. Trust me. Spreading the faith in any form or fashion is what most of them do. Witnessing is what they should do. I'm not going to describe that evil verb. If you don't know what it means, consider yourself blessed by what ever personal spirits that you worship. ;)

      Some where along the line, the average folk got confused and started to believe that if we could only make everyone act like us, then we wouldn't need to witness any more. (Most of your average folk of church goers are not Christians in the true abstract sense. Its a nice little ideal, but I don't want to be a peasant that shares everything with all the other peasants and those poorer than me now or in an afterlife. Of course they are happy peasants that don't revolt and that is all that matters.)

    228. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      I find that fact that people get their ideas of morality from inflexible authoritarians extremely disturbing.

      The if-it-doesn't-harm-others (or does-least-harm if no other option is available) doctrine of relativistic morality much more insightful because the same conclusions can be reached over and over with an unbiased reasoning process and all relevant information.

      So technically speaking this is ethics not morality that I subscribe to. Ethics are vastly superior to "morality".

      Even more distrubing: i know many christians who cannot fathom this ability to deduce right-and-from from a does-least/does-no harm doctrine - they basically demostates that they do not have an internal sense of right/wrong: the definition of a sociopath is someone who cannot tell right from wrong*

      *not all christians, but a fairly sizable minority

      [humor]"God, why does religion look like a mental disorder? God are you there?"[/humor]

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    229. Re:I "hate" Christians... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      6. Never kill -- no war is just

      That blanket statement is as stupid as people who would assume war is the solution to everything. Fighting aggression is as just as it comes.


      Dude, you got this one wrong. It's that you aren't allowed to kill other Jew not Christain. (Christain generally treat it that they aren't supposed to kill anyone though.) The Jewish version, which is the real ten commandments is usually taught that their is a big exception their for war. War is fine and dandy as long as your Jewish King/leader/Rabi says that the war is o.k. The Jews believe in genocide for other people. Read the bible. The Jews committed genocide. I don't really feel bad in the abstract sense that karma finally came back to them. They deserved to be on the other end every now and then as a reminder that the Jews used to do that sort of thing to those that were non-Jewish.

      http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_10c9.htm
      Not all murders are forbidden. Hebrew Scriptures specify many grounds for which this commandment is to be ignored, and a guilty party executed. Persons found guilty of temple prostitution, engaged women who are seduced by a man other than her future husband, women who practice black magic, some women who are raped in urban areas, children who cursed their parents, some non-virgin brides, Jews who collect firewood on Saturday to keep their families from freezing, persons proselytizing in favor of another religion, persons worshiping a deity other than Yahweh, strangers who entered the temple, etc; all were to be executed.

      8. Don't steal - Taxation is theft, currency inflation is theft
      Um, I don't know the folks that you run into. I remember the don't steal, but nothing about taxation or inflation. I think that is a group that wants to stop those practices by labeling them as theft and getting other average folk Christains to go along with it. (It'd work in some areas.)

      http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_10c9.htm
      "...this Commandment has been interpreted to refer to only one kind of theft; namely, to someone who kidnaps a person, forces him or her to work for him, and then sells him or her into slavery. This, like the previous prohibitions mentioned in the verse, murder and adultery, is a Capital Crime; that is, punishable by the death-penalty." 2 Since slavery has now been abolished in North America, this commandment is no longer applicable.
      bullet

      In modern times, the commandment is interpreted to mean the stealing of any piece of property. This is not directly related to its original meaning.

      10. Don't be jealous or control what isn't yours - Zoning laws are wrong, business regulations are
      wrong, slavery is wrong (the draft)


      What wierd Christian branch is this one from? I recall a don't envy what others have that you don't. Nothing else is mentioned though. This a good for a lord to instruct his serfs to believe in. Think about it don't wish that you could have anything that your lord has. Makes perfect sense.

      http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_10c9.htm
      "Covet" is a word that is gradually going out of usage. One set of definitions of the word is:

      1. To wish for enviously.
      2. To desire inordinately or culpably ~ vi: to feel inordinate desire for what belongs to another. 3

      bullet

      Religious liberals believe that the original text included only the first seven words. That is because the word "house" by itself was assumed to include all of a man's possessions: his building, wife, male slaves, female slaves, children, animals, etc.
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      A woman, in biblical times, was considered to be the property first of her father and after marriage of her husband.
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      Many biblical translations shy away from the term "slave" and use a more ambiguous word lik

    230. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Here's a quote re: The Fundamentals of Extremism, from its publisher:

      "Ms. Blaker, an ardent supporter of the separation of church and state and a syndicated journalist and writer (see The Wall(TM)), worked with five experts on Christian fundamentalism: Edwin Frederick Kagin, an attorney and founder of Camp Quest, a summer camp for children of atheists and freethinkers; Bobbie Kirkhart, a retired teacher and social worker with abused children and President of Atheist Alliance International; John Suarez, a former professor of psychiatry and a member of the Board of Trustees for Americans United for Separation of Church and State; Herb Silverman, a Distinguished Professor of Mathematics and National Board Member of the American Humanist Association; and Edward M. Buckner, Executive Director of the Council for Secular Humanism.

      If you want to talk about poor sources, here's a site that agrees mostly with you, also one of the very top hits from Google:

      http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_dira.htm

      1. It's interesting that this site too admits at one point that data for Louisiana is lacking, and again lists the most fundamentalist states without including Louisiana.
      2. The site has a marvelous quote from Ron Barrier "The Spokespersonn (sic) for American Atheists" about why atheists do better than fundamentalists at keeping marriages together. The quote is right under a table that shows the highest divorce rate is not for fundamentalists, but for Jews, which is generally not what most of us would consider a fundmentalist sect. The 3% difference between Jews (30% divorces, by this source) and "Born Again Christians" (27%) and the similar sized difference between "Born again" and "Other" Christians (24%) are both treated as irrelevant and not needing explanation or indicating any ethical or moral superiority one way or the other. The similar 3% difference between "Other Christians and Atheists (21%) is (according to Ron) proof of "Atheist ethical superiority". Oh, just incidentally, this Ron Barrier is one of the authors of several of those 900 scholarly works you mentioned, and the organization sponsoring this link is apparently in the book too.
              In the section about regional differences, a table featuring the higher divorce rates in the south is followed by text putting Arizona in the southern region, and Nevada and Oklahoma in the bible belt. The whole site again specifically skips over Cal, but fails to admit it. Ooops, the preparers of this site are using the same sources quoted in your Book. Far from having done their own research, they all seem to be working starting from the exact same government studies...

      You might want to Google for good ole' Ron and Bobbie together or other such combinations (Ron hangs around with Ed a lot too)(The photos of them standing side by side on the dias at the awards ceremony together are especially nice). The authors you cite, and the authors of the 900 other scolarly works they cited in turn, mostly appear to comprise a small overlapping pool of people the rest of us would call militant atheists, and just from half an hour or so on the net, I've found several cases where they have been disingenious with the facts, made mistakes in their use of statistical methods and scientific terms, and otherwise shown that their bias is strongly influencing what should be an objective issue. I don't have time to trace every one of those 900 works to show whether they come from such sloppy sources or not. I'm sure you can skip over the top 10 or 20 net sites, pick some search terms, and find some that aren't such poor sources, and you can similarly argue your conclusions entirely from print sources if you choose, but I'm not willing to buy all those scholarly works and cross check, especially since I turned up things that seem to indicate major flaws in this work on the first, second, and now third sites Google gave me looking for a straight forward search term like US Divorce Rate.

            So yes, based on what I have seen so far, your source is wrong, yep.

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    231. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      There is no seperation of church and state.

      The first amendment reads: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."


      FALSE "Separation of Church and State" was a coin termed by Thomas Jefferson to describe the effects of the Establishment and Free Exercise clauses.

      I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibit the free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of separation between church and state. (Thomas Jefferson, as President, in a letter to the Baptists of Danbury, Connecticut, 1802; from George Seldes, ed., The Great Quotations, Secaucus, New Jersey: Citadel Press, 1983, p. 369)

      That was later reaffirmed by supreme court decision

      In the words of Jefferson, the clause against establishment of religion by law was intended to erect "a wall of separation between church and State." (Justice Hugo Black, U. S. Supreme Court, Everson v. Board of Education, 1947. Quoted by John M. Swomley, Jr., Religion, The State, & The Schools, New York: Pegasus, 1968, pp. 21-22.)

      The authors of the constitution, the mentors of the authors of the constitution, the supreme court, and the text of The Cosntitution Of the United States of America tell me you're full of it.

      http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/ed_buckner/ quotations.html

      Children aren't allowed to organize and hold voluntary prayer groups on school property.

      False - they can do so and did so my entire time in school

      Many schools have prohibited children from wearing crosses.

      False, that is an unconstitutional restriction on their freedom of expression

      A judge has been prohibited from putting the ten commandments in his courtroom.

      True, because a court room is a government facility and therefore placing religious reference to any religion in that court room is unconstitutional. So is asking someone to swear on a religious text.

      If I had to swear in court I would demand a copy of the constitution to swear upon.

      Nowhere do I see congress making any laws.

      Then you are BLIND AS A BAT - how about The Department of Faith Based Initiatives, how about the state-level bans of gay marriage in opposition of the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Ammendment to the US Cosntitution
      How about the attempts to ban stemp cell research and abortion for religious reasons

      ALL ARE ATTEMPTS TO LEGISLATE RELIGION BECAUSE THE ONLY MOTIVIATION FOR THE LAW IS RELIGIOUS
      ALL ARE ATTEMPTS TO FORCE PEOPLE TO BELIEVE IN THE RELIGION(S) THAT SPONSOR THE POSITION

      I do, however, see the court system, via lawsuits from athiests, "prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

      Then you are hallucinating and listening to propagandists liars like Pat Robertson and James Dobson.

      The Courts uphold The Constitution of the United States of America

      The Constitution states that the GOVERNMENT MAY NOT SPONSOR OR INHIBIT RELIGOUS EXPRESSION - that means government employees, while at work, may not do anything to support or inhibit religion as they are acting as agents for the government.

      You attempt to cite examples above of the Free Exercise clause being restricted - and yet they're all dishonesties that were debunked over a decade ago.

      When the public school system says my child can't pray because of some fscking lawsuit, they're prohibiting the free exercise of her religion.

      AND NO SCHOOL SYSTEM DOES - The law [constitution] states that the school cannot lead them in prayer - if the student wishes to spontaneously engage in prayer on their own they are allowed to do so as long as they are not doing it in a manner disruptive to class (such as being loud)

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    232. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      A foetus is not a living entity and thereby cannot be considered as an individual (And subject to having rights) by a court of law. So long as the developing foetus is dependant on it's mothers body to live it is part of her body to do with as she pleases.

      A foetus becomes capable of surviving outside of it's mother's body without the aid of advanced medical technology sometime late within the third trimester ("date of viability")- THEN AND ONLY THEN does it become a legally recognizable entity. 99.999% of preganancies that reach this stage result in birth, the few that don't either end up in medical complications which naturally kill the foetus or require an emergency late-term abortion as to not kill/maim the mother. (So called "partial birth abortions" - no doctor will perform a non-medically required one)

      Prior to the "date of viability" it is not an individual, it is part of the mothers body. "Any other definition is religious." - A British MP [can't remember their name]

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    233. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      Book: The Fundamentals of Extremism

      it cites the origional source study.. don't have my copy handy

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    234. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      You mind actually attempting to establish a lack of credibility for the over 900 peer-reviewed scholary works the book cited rather than poorly attempt to argumentum ad hominem them authors and make dark suggestions about them because ONE of the studies was missing two states that you think would somehow affect their results.

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    235. Re:I "hate" Christians... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Yes, thanks for the correction.

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    236. Re:I "hate" Christians... by IHateUniqueNicks · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps "Oh shit" and "Holy crap"? I suppose those are "above and beyond ordinary" as well.

    237. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful


      A) The childs fault, for not knowing better
      B) Your fault, for being careless
      C) The pharmaceutical companies fault, for making the pill in the first place
      D) The pharmacys fault, for making the pill bottle openable
      E) A & B
      F) C & D

      The right answer is clearly 'B',


      No, the right answer is B & D, if in fact the pill was potentially harmful but not in a child proof bottle.

      Personal responsibility is great, as long as it doesn't involve absolving others of their responsibilities in the process. Perfect example:

      I missed the bit where they held people down and made them smoke, but it clearly happened at some point.

      You missed the bit where nicotine was discovered to be one of the most highly addictive substances, in particular in terms of difficulty of quitting, despite the under-oath testimony of tabacco executives to the contrary?

      Did smokers make a mistake they need to take responsibility for when they took up smoking? Absolutely. Did the tobacco executives make criminal mistakes that they need to be held accountable for when they advertised an addictive product, suppressed research regarding it's true effect while creating fake research that claimed it was harmless? Absolutely.

      Any sense of "personal responsibility" that requires that only one party can have any responsibility is nonsense.

      Any sense of "personal responsibility" that absolves the makers of an addictive product of guilt for lying about the nature of that product for decades is the opposite of responsibility.

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    238. Re:I "hate" Christians... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I will email you for the spreadsheet, but I'll say here first that I've seen such math before, and it never adds up. I counted every tax I directly pay (no, I didn't count my employer's portion of FICA, but I did count fuel taxes and all state and local taxes) and was at less than 20%. The corporations pay about 1% of their gross, so if I were to spend 100% of my gross income, I'd only be paying 1% more in corporate taxes, still under 20%. Inflation is not a tax. The tax brackets have moved to accommodate inflation. I'll be happy to plug in numbers into your spreadsheet, but I expect that I'll not agree with the results because I won't agree with your assumptions for the "hidden" taxes (i.e. the taxes that you don't pay, but that might affect you). Of course, I own a nice $300k+ home I pay about $2000 a year in taxes on, and I have no state income or sales taxes, and I put about $22k per year pre-tax in retirement so no taxes on that.

      Hmmm, I guess that if you are counting indirect tax as a tax, you should also do the calculations on indirect compensation. Did you count that the "gross income" of someone should include all the benefits? That usually comes to about 1.5 times the gross salary. So if your 50% was correct, adjusting for "indirect" income to offset your requirement that we count "indirect" taxes, then the actual tax rate would be 33% - much more inline with what the reality would be.

    239. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Sigl · · Score: 1
      I don't mind religion in general, but religous groups tend to end up invariably corrupt.

      I don't believe this is a feature of religion. It's a feature of human constructed organization. In fact, I believe christianity has become fairly resistant to corruption compared to most other organizations like government (local, national or international), corporations, unions or even non-profits. I believe any organization that holds the whole more important that the individual, in any aspect, will be worse off. Ever since Martin Luther the shift has stayed away from the importance of the church to the importance of the body of the church (the people in it). You are not christian because you give to the church. You are christian because you give. Not because the church granted forgiveness but because you asked for it. The church is not the path to heaven. Your belief is.

      You can't stop people from contemplating their purpose. Without religion and the promise of understanding your purpose, I believe people would come to conclusions that would rival the atrocities done in the name of religion.

    240. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      Peer reviewed journal submitted research is mostly unavailable on the public internet, thus I couldn't possibly submit that to you.

      The evidence I submitted is the most credible that can be produced in this situation, and you rejected it. By setting your standards impossibly high, you can reject any argument I could possibly come up with.

      Some kooks claim the sky is blue, yet nobody on slashdot can provide me with any evidence of this. Can you?

    241. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd likely change your mind if you knew all my religious beliefs:
      Please crawl back under your rock and stop insulting the world with your lack of intelligence. If you're supposed to be a Christian with this list then you clearly either don't read the same Bible or only pick parts of it like most of the wackos.

      1. Serve God first (not the flag, not your boss, not the IRS, not your family)
      First duty to God is caring for your family. They are your responsibility. That includes providing by working (suck it up) and some social (government) organization.

      2. Don't have anger towards God. If life is bad, you didn't prepare properly.
      Nice, uh, you're a tool? Anger is a normal emotional response to many traumas, but it can be self-destructive. Lack of preparation makes no sense. Have you read Job or any of the other 65 books?

      3. Don't worship logos, fads or ipods err idols.
      4. Set aside one day a week to do God's work.

      That's nice and all, but hardly motivational.

      5. Respect your parents
      I noted another comment here about crappy abusive parents. Respect refers to basic human dignity and consideration for their views. It does not extend to overt trust of an abuser. Turn those people in. (I recommend public caning...)

      6. Never kill -- no war is just
      Blah blah blah... Hi, this is a mugger. He's going to kill your kids, then your wife, then you, and then the neigbors. Don't you dare pick up a gun/knife/brick and protect any of them by killing him. That would be wrong.

      7. Don't cheat on your spouse
      8. Don't steal - Taxation is theft, currency inflation is theft
      9. Be honest with all your words and actions
      10. Don't be jealous or control what isn't yours - Zoning laws are wrong, business regulations are wrong, slavery is wrong (the draft)


      7/9 are the same-honesty and upholding promises--not doing harm to others.

      8/10- You really demonstrate why people call Christians nuts.

      God commands this of me. Nowhere does he say "force others to do these things"
      Given this mutilated 10 commandments of podunckt, I'm not sure what "god" you are referring to...

    242. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Reapy · · Score: 1

      Exactly, what many christians fail to graps it that morality and religion are two separate things. You can be moral and not religious, but many fail to grasp this, and the political church does all it can to enforce that athiesim is immoral, which is very false.

      My wife and I get at odds with language. She is catholic and I am nothing. She is against my cursing, but has gotten used to it.

      I tell her my thoughts on it, they are just words which we use when we are angry to express that. That is the point of words. Curse words must exist, because how else do we show frustration?

      Eventually if we band the word fuck, we will find a new word to replace it. We will all use that word at a time of great anger and hate, and the word will evolve over time to be just as "bad" as the word fuck. It is unavoidable. Ban one word and another will rise in its place.

      Retarded was supposed to be the nice way to refer to handycapped people. Now we use special and retarded is bad. In another 5 or so years special will be a no no and we will have a new word.

      Banning a word is silly, it is like saying you aren't allowed to express your anger.

      Anger is a natural human emotion, we all have it, we all have to manage it. If someone is managing it verbally, it is much better then someone managing it physically. Bring on the curse words.

    243. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... christian's morals come from the bible and from god so they really can have a large problem grasping the ability to discover one's own moral values.

      Also, Christians like the concept of "absolute morals" where morals declared by God are absolute and there is no such thing as multiple points of view on a moral point. For an atheist, morals are generally more complicated and fluid, changing over time - there are no absolutes.

      Anyways, curse words effects and meaning and lack of moral standing is purely in the eye of the beholder. To people who swear all of the time, swear words mean a different thing than to someone who sees them as great evil. Having a problem with the word is just easier than the true essence of the problem which is innapropriate behavior in certain situations.

      One funny point is that I find calling everything bad "gay" more offensive than general swear words, because of the implications it has towards homosexuals. I doubt many christians would have much of a problem with that :) (or at least the loud anti-gay ones)

    244. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      It is very easy to get quotes from peer reviewed work on the internet. You failed to do so.

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    245. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would agree that the responsability rests on the speaker. People should understand when they are in a situation where swearing is improper and be polite enough to avoid it. People do this constantly, whether around parents or at a job interview. The point, that this is rude behavior and blaming it on certain words in the language is missing the point. Swearing is and should be fine when around like minded individuals that do not attribute so much meaning to swear words. Swearing is not fine around certain other people, including people you do not know that well. Don't blame the word, blame the speaker.

      So the point shouldn't be to eradicate swearing, but to help people be less rude and more considerate around others. I wouldn't tell a joke about rape around a rape victim either.

      Of course, this shouldn't be taken to an extreme. Some people are offended by everything and it is destructive to cater to them. Moderation and care is good in everything.

    246. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Yay for legal definitions. However I, and most other people, don't let our morality be decided by a court of law. Your definition is totally arbitrary - there is no proof in there that a developing foetus does not have an independant consciousness, which is what I would consider the definition of an individual. Dependancy on another does not make a foetus part of that other - even after birth the newborn is highly dependant on its parents for nourishment and shelter.

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    247. Re:I "hate" Christians... by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      "Separation of Church and State" was a coin termed by Thomas Jefferson to describe the effects of the Establishment and Free Exercise clauses.

      Doesn't matter; the term doesn't exist in our constitution, and therefore is not law. Further, from your own quote: "the clause against establishment of religion by law was intended to erect "a wall of separation between church and State."

      You later go on to say,

      True, because a court room is a government facility and therefore placing religious reference to any religion in that court room is unconstitutional. So is asking someone to swear on a religious text.

      You are contradicting yourself. It is very obvious even by your own quotes that the relevant section of the first amendment - the "separation of church and state" - was specifically intended to prevent our government from passing a law that establishes a state religion.

      Then you go on to say that placing religious reference in a court room or asking someone to swear on a religious text is in violation. How is this akin to a law being passed?

      If a teacher prays with his students, how is that passing a law? I understand that he is an "agent of the government" and his endorsement of religion could be taken by some to be government endorsement of religion, but the constitution has still not been violated because no law has been passed.

      Why can't public school students be allowed to attend an optional religious class? If they aren't forced to attend, what's the problem? No law has been passed.

      Laws have, however, been passed in the other direction, which seems to contradict "prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

      My primary point is that "separation of church and state" does not, nor was it ever intended to mean an actual, physical separation. The context in which Jefferson used those words must be taken into account, and that context clearly states a limiting factor of a law being passed. If no law is passed, church and state are separated, based on the full context of the statement.

      Further backing this up is the simple fact that our founding fathers were, in part, escaping religious persecution. In England, you were Catholic - or else. They wanted to ensure you could be whatever you wanted to be in America. Allowing optional religious teachings in school does not violate this in any way, shape or form.

      How about the attempts to ban stemp cell research and abortion for religious reasons

      There is right and wrong outside of religion. One can believe abortion is murder without having a religious basis behind it. The argument about when a fetus becomes human is not strictly a religious argument. Plenty of non-religious people disagree with abortion, as well as the other issues you mentioned.

      AND NO SCHOOL SYSTEM DOES - The law [constitution] states that the school cannot lead them in prayer

      Neither does it allow students to lead other students in prayer, such as during graduation ceremonies, which I feel unconstitutionally limits the students' freedom of expression.

      While they are at school they are agents of the US Government. They may pray while at school in private, they made not lead their students in prayer.

      Teachers aren't even allowed to be present when students pray, even if the teacher has nothing to do with the prayer!

      "Borden has been the football coach at East Brunswick High School for 23 years and gained national attention in October after he quit his job when told by school officials that he could no longer lead his team in prayer or even be present if his team prayed." Link.

    248. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      OK here's one:

      Evidence

    249. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Unless the bad guy notices that your bangs don't sting. And/or pulls his own gun. Your logic is flawed.

      Well considering the OP asserted that his intent is not to take a life under any circumstances, and to use his gun as a deterrent, I don't see a problem with this logic.

    250. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      5. Respect your parents I know a few abused children that would take exception to this rule. The Bible isn't grey on this. It says respect your parents at all times, or death. (I don't think it need be that far.) I'd like to just say that it is possible to respect your parents, without talking to them / seeing them. "Dad, if I see you, or talk to you again, I'm just going to say something that I shouldn't. So, I'm not going to see your or talk to you again." There's no reason for an abused child to grow up chiding his parents for having abused him. He should feel regret and sympathy that life sucks/sucked for them that bad. But there's no reason to show them disrespect because of it. ---- now i may have misunderstood what the whole jist of what YOUR view was, but if your mother and father raped and beat you, they are not your parents, i dont care what dna they have, they are NOT YOUR PARENTS. even so no person that abuses deserves the respect of the victim, and the victim has every right to hate and despise every bit of that person's soul. anyone who think's there is no reason, is ...*insert vulgar disparinging terms*. i'd like to leave you in a room with my friends whos mothers and fathers raped them and see what your view is after 5 minutes.

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    251. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      If you've trained yourself from using religious statements, then why haven't you trained yourself from making superstitious comments such as "Gesundheit" when one sneezes?

      and yes I do find the religious references that creep into everything offensive - because they're a prime example of christian ethnocentrism.

      I'm so sorry that this is the culture within which you live. I wish you all luck in finding a culture that you're more comfortable with, because you're not going to change other peoples point of view, nor in fact, should you attempt to.

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    252. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I don't suppose that I fully agree with the "divine right of kings". I believe that someone who is in power has generally been put there as a result of secular circumstances that I may or may not have the right to dispute.

      Example: Bush is president. There are people who don't want this to be so, but he is. In general, you have to recognize that he did obtain the presidency legally, and legitimately, and there's little point in fighting that matter. Doesn't mean you have to like it, or you can work with the other parts of the government to get done what you want. (This is what make democracy work. When the losing side loses, they accept the results. Otherwise, you end up with a conflict that threatens the continuity of the country.)

      So, while I don't believe that people like Hitler and Stalin deserved to be in power, and that matters should have been taken to bring them down. If I had been subject to their authority at the time, their authority over me would bring drastic consequences to my resistence, and I'd naturally have to weigh my choices on that carefully...

      Of course, I'm happy to live in a government where I don't have to worry that my disagreement with the government might cause me lots of trouble.

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    253. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      now i may have misunderstood what the whole jist of what YOUR view was, but if your mother and father raped and beat you, they are not your parents, i dont care what dna they have, they are NOT YOUR PARENTS. even so no person that abuses deserves the respect of the victim, and the victim has every right to hate and despise every bit of that person's soul. anyone who think's there is no reason, is ...*insert vulgar disparinging terms*. i'd like to leave you in a room with my friends whos mothers and fathers raped them and see what your view is after 5 minutes.

      Yes, that's the way the world works. And the Bible tells us to be above such "petty matters", and to love all humanity equally and without condition.

      There are people that I don't like, and I in fact could be said to hate. But the Christian doctrine tells me that it's wrong, and I shouldn't feel that way.

      How much more so does it say for a man's character if he can forgive, and love. Hell, everyone can hate someone for doing something wrong or stupid. Who though do you think has the balls to look into the eyes of a father that raped them and tell them, "I love you, dad."

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    254. Re:I "hate" Christians... by freakmn · · Score: 1

      I think that the poster's commandments were based on his interpretation of those commandments. They seemed awfully familiar to me. I do agree that too many Christians are nuts, and the sane ones just don't get any press. Just like the video gamers that don't kill people, and other relatively normal people. People don't make the news if they aren't sensational, that's just how it is.

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    255. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      There is no proof that the developing foetus has an independant consciousness - and there is also evidence that it cannot: it's brain is not developed.

      Any form of independant consciousness that you define that can be present prior to the brain becoming developed enough is RELIGIOUS.

      You don't have to let ethics rule your life, but you cannot let your religion rule your legal decisions otherwise you are violating the Establishment and Free Exercise clauses of the US Constitution.

      Ethics > absolute morals

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    256. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter; the term doesn't exist in our constitution, and therefore is not law. Further, from your own quote: "the clause against establishment of religion by law was intended to erect "a wall of separation between church and State." Wrong - the term is THE DESCRIPTION OF WHAT THE CONSTITUTION SAYS - I established that pretty clearly with the source citations. You are contradicting yourself. It is very obvious even by your own quotes that the relevant section of the first amendment - the "separation of church and state" - was specifically intended to prevent our government from passing a law that establishes a state religion. Then you go on to say that placing religious reference in a court room or asking someone to swear on a religious text is in violation. How is this akin to a law being passed? There is no contradiction if you understand legalese. Agents of the government that are not politicians, and are not part of the judiciary, are members of the executive branch. If congress is banned from doing it the executive branch is banned from doing it - because only congress can authorize the executive branch to do anything [with few exceptions]. That makes their activities defacto laws. Compensating for the Context of Jefferson it is quite clear that he meant I that it was a wall that blocked both directions. Yes it does violate it in many ways shapes or forms - the GOVERNMENT teaching people religion (as fact) is the government having defacto state religion - now comparative religions classes look at the sociology of religion and examine the mythos without presumming it's true and therefore are constitutional. There is right and wrong outside of religion. One can believe abortion is murder without having a religious basis behind it. The argument about when a fetus becomes human is not strictly a religious argument. Plenty of non-religious people disagree with abortion, as well as the other issues you mentioned. Their argument is still religious - even if they're not what you would personally define as a religious person. It is religious because it is not based off demonstrable medical fact. Neither does it allow students to lead other students in prayer, such as during graduation ceremonies, which I feel unconstitutionally limits the students' freedom of expression. You would be incorrect - a student can spontaneously lead other students in the stands in a prayer - the school cannot provide that student a podium because then they are endorsing that religion. When the school provides that student a podium that student temporarily becomes an agents of the school, therefore an agent of the government, and is bound by all the rules they are bound by. Since they can choose not to become temporarily an agent of the government and merely remain in the stands and lead their follow students in a spontaneous prayer instead of a school-arranged one there is absolutely no violation of the freedom of expression CNSnews is not a reliable source. Neither is the couches statement neccesarily. If he was walking down the lockerroom hall and his students are praying WITHOUT any instigation (or anything that appeared to be) from him then he did nothing wrong and is aloud to be there. He quite clearly wanted to actively engage in them WITH HIS STUDENTS - WHILE ACTING AS AN AGENT OF THE US GOVERNMEMT. That is banned - he CANNOT engage in prayers with his students while acting as an agent of the US Government.

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    257. Re:I "hate" Christians... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      Gesundheit is not a superstitious comment - I propose you consult a german-english dictionary to see what that word means (Since it's borrowed from german).

      Hint: i speak german
      Hint: it means "good health" - and is merely wishing something such.

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    258. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Ich weiß genau was "Gesundheit" bedeutet, denn ich spreche AUCH Deutsch.

      The point of it is not what you're saying, but rather the reason you're saying it. If you're wishing one good health after they sneeze you're in one of two states: they're already sick, and the statement is worthless, and will not impact their health, or they're not already sick, and the statement is worthless, because they're not even sick.

      It's a socialized response to sneezing, and is based on the superstition that you can make someone healthy just by wishing that they were healthy.

      Honestly, I think the only reasonable non-superstitious response to a sneeze would be "Be quiet."

      Hinweis: vielleicht sollst du in der Zukunft es nicht vermuten, dass jemand das Wort "Gesundheit" nicht versteht, nur weil er dir mitgeteilt hat, dass es abergläubisch ist.

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    259. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      but what is that saying about the countless others who look into their mother or fathers eyes (yes mothers abuse too), and see's nothing but fear and hurt, they're character is just as good as those who can "forgive" in my books because truely, a parent abusing not only the trust and responsibility they have to protect their child, but in the way that is the most despisable only comparable to torture itself, it something i find NOT FORGIVEABLE. if the bible calls this a petty matter, then sorry to say, but it's a book not worth me using it as toilet paper. i hope u are keeping in mind how serious the matter of rape/child abuse is, and that very few CHRISTIANS could forgive. have a chat to a few survivors and listen to their stories and tell me how you could keep yourself from tearing out the person's sex organs, eyes, etc on meeting them.

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    260. Re:I "hate" Christians... by SilverspurG · · Score: 1
      In what brainwashed world is God more important then family?
      In a family taught to serve God everyone will be working in the same direction and thus serving each other.
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    261. Re:I "hate" Christians... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Cal is about 12% of the US population, all by itself. Cal 'liberalized' no fault divorce law ahead of any other state by several years, further skewing any results. Cal still has the highest single divorce rate in the country, followed by Nevada which does not break down divorces to show a seperate talley for non-state residents that had quicky marriages in Reno and then sought divorce soon after, further biasing the results again. I also mentioned flaws with at least two other states besides Cal, LA, and now NV. That's five out of 50, how many more problems would I have to find with how many more states before it counts? I also found these flaws in more than just one reference, and your "ONE" is a misquote, one I am now starting to believe is deliberate. I don't 'somehow think' all this would affect results, it has affected them. Burden of Proof it hasn't is squarely on you.

      Your sole source consulted five other people as assistants, ALL militant atheists, ALL politically active for that cause before they ever took a stand on fundamentalism or divorce. She apparently avoided consulting representitives of any other groups, or alternately, (my interpretation) some of them refused to serve once her bias became apparent. She chose no one who opposed any fundamentalist group's claims about divorce on any other grounds than Atheism, ignored all the established political groups that have also taken a stand. She didn't seek out any consultant whos primary job was with say, the ACLU, the Jewish Defense League, or the Unitarian Church, even though such groups all have interests in this issue and people who are well qualified to speak on it as it relates to their field, and certainly are politically of the opposite camp from the religious right. She apparently also didn't ask any help of authors for such prominent publications as the New York Times or the Wall Street Journal unless I'm missing some citations there, although several people with outstanding credentials have written reams on the subject of divorce in America for these publications.
      I checked a few of the references she cited. Most that I could swiftly trace had serious flaws, as I indicated previously. Since doing this included, as just one part of a few hour's tracing, all the 30 most commonly hit sites on the web for the simple terms "US" "divorce" "rates", taken seperately as a typical non-expert would, it appears to be your contention that the web doesn't have very good info on this, and only your source does. This is Slashdot. If only people who will bother to pay for your book and paper copies of its 900 or so quoted sources are alowed to hold a contrary opinion, no one here will gainsay you. Personally, I had to get it from the library, as it's rather pricely for me otherwise
      Oh, and it wasn't a poor ad hominem, it was a damned good one. One thing I noticed quickly was that the book's author failed to reveal the fact that she stood on a podium together with one of the "scholarly and credible" sources she cited and got an award from an Atheist organization at the same time he did. No particular reason she had to, but she made it sound like her only prior contact with him was reading his monograph. Those group photos show lots of people, not just one or two. They have the names of everybody getting awards at those meetings attached, and it's not hard to cross index those names with names on papers she cited, and see how many turn up.
      I hinted at what I found when I did that, expecting that if anyone was interested in following it up, they would do a little actual research. I'll go ahead and reveal what I just hinted at, just working through the references from the first chapter, as I looked up the author(s) on the web, I quickly found that, in a substantial majority of cases, they were connected to the same two Atheist organizations, which themselves appear to have largely overlapping memberships from the portions they have made public. I have no idea if all 900 pubs

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  3. Why is it so difficult... by Sheetrock · · Score: 4, Insightful
    To get retailers to start carding everybody for games?

    Parents should have the right to determine for themselves whether or not a game is appropriate for their child rather than worrying that the little tyke is at the store buying an M-rated title behind their backs.

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    1. Re:Why is it so difficult... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      And then everyone wonders why states are trying to pass laws to make that happen... If the stores would just DO IT ON THEIR OWN, no one would be trying to force it on them.

      Movie theaters card kids for R-rated movies, why is this so hard?

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    2. Re:Why is it so difficult... by dada21 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm a retailer.

      Don't you dare force me to parent anyone. My job is to meet my customers' demands. Parents shouldn't give their kids money if they're concerned.

    3. Re:Why is it so difficult... by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

      They do. An arguement FOR carding (or otherwise barring minors from M games and such) is that some parents aren't responsible enough to determine if their child will get fucked up over a game. The problem is not them; the problem is other people trying to speak for the former in making vendors enforce the policy. If you catch my drift.

      On a side note, some people do have a policy of not selling M games to minors, but some places don't enforce it all that much. I'm pretty sure that when I was 16 I could've walked out with GTA3 from some places around here.

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    4. Re:Why is it so difficult... by egburr · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Responding to your sig...

      Grammer tip: 'Effect' is used as a noun. 'Affect' is used as a verb.

      Grammar tip: Both affect and effect can be used as either a noun or a verb. Learn when each form of each word is appropriate. Consult a dictionary.

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    5. Re:Why is it so difficult... by 70Bang · · Score: 1



      You'd be surprised how many mommies & daddies are standing there with Timmy while he picks out a game. Timmy hands it to them, they look it over (front & back):
      "Is this what you want?"
      "Yes."
      "Okay, let's go."

      I could take a lunch to CompUSA and make a day of it.
      n.b. Timmy is frequently no older than twelve or thirteen, usually less.


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    6. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Miraba · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why it's so hard for parents to check out the games that their kids want. It's a simple matter of hitting Google to pull up a rating, and any decent review will mention the level of blood/sex/whatever. If you're worried that your kids are going to the store without you and hiding the games, find what's stored around the console/computer. No, this won't solve the problem 100%, but it should help.

      I don't see a downside to carding people who buy games similarly to the way that teenagers are carded when going to or renting a movie. Can anyone give a sensible reason?

      (In defense of my statement, carding happens at all stores and theaters where I live, but I obviously can't speak for every theater/rental chain in the country.)

    7. Re:Why is it so difficult... by meisenst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It takes exorbitantly large fines and jail terms to stop bars and convenience stores from selling alcohol and cigarettes to children. You think that retailers are going to care about selling M-rated games to children when no penalties are in place if they do so? Sorry, no dice.

      If you are a parent, become more active in your child's life. If they want to buy games that are rated as too violent or suggestive or whatever for them, get involved. Tell them why this is the case. Make sure that they understand why they shouldn't buy the game(s). And, after all this, if they still feel like buying the game(s), step in and stop them from doing it. You are a parent -- this is your JOB, to steer your children away from things that they should not be doing.

      No matter how many committees or advisory boards or ratings exist out there, if you're not doing your job as a parent, 100% of the fault rests squarely on your shoulders.

      Now, if you feel that your child should be allowed to play GTA: Vice City at the age of 10, so be it, but do the right thing, and make sure they know that this is a game, not reality. There is definitely a problem out there with (admittedly, a small number of) kids that think the subject matter of games is far too real.

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    8. Re:Why is it so difficult... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Do you mind carding people for games because you'll lose sales, or because you're lazy? Kids can steal money, you know...

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    9. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I worked at Target last year during the holiday season, in the electronics section. We carded every M-rated game we sold, as standard policy. I carded grandmas. (Partly so that they knew the game they were buying was M-rated, in case they were just working off a shopping list given them by some 8 year old...)

      In many places this is policy. Where have you seen that it isn't?

      (Of course, not all of my co-workers would card everyone. They'd let you slide if you looked old enough. But everyone carded anyone who we were in doubt about.)

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    10. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't people start parenting their own children? I didn't get to fuck their mothers, they don't contain any of my genes, and except for the females, none of them will be calling me daddy.

      Of course it really has nothing to do with children. Some people just want to force their conception of morality on the entire populace, and they drum up support for this with the tired "for the children" rhetoric that they have been using since time immemorial.

      It never ceases to amaze me just how stupid some humans suggest all humans are. When they discuss how easily influenced they perceive children are, I wonder if when they were children if they were idiotic robots without the ability to differentiate between fantasy and reality.

    11. Re:Why is it so difficult... by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      Because they don't have to

      First rule of freedom club? Everyone can do what they want as long as it doesn't hurt others.

    12. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      rather than worrying that the little tyke is at the store buying an M-rated title behind their backs.

      What is the kid doing at the store without you, if you're so afraid of the video games he's playing? Why is he playing games at home that you haven't ever looked at?

      Try raising your own kids instead of getting the rest of us to do the job for you.

    13. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's even easyer to pirate the games. Why would they do through all that trouble?

    14. Re:Why is it so difficult... by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Kids can steal money, you know..

      If they are stealing money, then I think buying adult video games is probably the least of their problems. You know, kids can steal video games in stores that check ID, too. So I guess we should outlaw stores completely, so our kids can be 100% protected from reality at all times.

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    15. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's invasive of privacy (yes, children have rights, even if we do limit them more than we do for adults), and because far fewer people think a 15 year old needs to be protected in the same fashion that a 6 year old does yet many 15 year olds don't have a government ID.

      And frankly, because it's the parents' job to worry about their kids, not the store owners' and not the government's.

    16. Re:Why is it so difficult... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Do you mind carding people for games because you'll lose sales, or because you're lazy?

      Could also be that he doesn't want to force people to show their ID when making purchases. But if you gave that option, you wouldn't have been able to ask "have you stopped beating your wife yet" -style question, now would you ?

      Kids can steal money, you know...

      Why would they, when they can just download the game from the Internet ? After all, stealing is wrong.

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    17. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When they discuss how easily influenced they perceive children are, I wonder if when they were children if they were idiotic robots without the ability to differentiate between fantasy and reality.
      Of course they were. That's why they're Christians today.
    18. Re:Why is it so difficult... by javaxman · · Score: 1
      To get retailers to start carding everybody for games?

      Um, do the do that for DVDs ? If yes, then you have a point. If no, then you're asking to hold games to a higher standard, and I'm going to ask why.

    19. Re:Why is it so difficult... by dangitman · · Score: 1
      I don't understand why it's so hard for parents to check out the games that their kids want.

      What makes you think most parents give a shit? Come on, they are just games. With no sharp edges or easy-to-swallow pieces, either. The thing is, the people complaining here are not normal parents. They are professional whiners and prudes. They basically don't want anyone having fun. I think kids would be more traumatized by the "clean" indoctrinal media that members of the National Institute on Media and Family would be showing their kids.

      A violent videogame is nothing compared to teaching your kid that s/he's a sinner, or teaching them that evolution doesn't exist. That will really screw them up.

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    20. Re:Why is it so difficult... by jferris · · Score: 5, Insightful
      That is such an ignorant stance that it is hard to believe that you can't be trolling.

      As a retailer, it is your job to provide the appropriate products to the appropriate customers. You attitude basically states that you would sell tobacco, alcohol, and firearms to anyone with the money to buy them. Nobody asked you to "parent" anyone. Apparently reading a piece of plastic is just too hard for some.

      It will only become a matter of time before there are some sort of standards mandated by either law or the policy of a <gasp> retailer that will set the bar. Just because Johnny smokes, is fifteen, and his mother buys him cigarettes - it doesn't mean that the people don't care. If the retailer was cutting out the middleman by selling directly to Johnny, it wouldn't matter, would it? (By the way, that was a rhetorical question...)

      What will turn this all around is when the parents of some seven year old sue the ass off of someone like you for gross negligence by selling them explicit adult content in the form of a game.

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    21. Re:Why is it so difficult... by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      There are too many ways around it. Carding isn't going to make up for parenting. If we assume a "no parenting" situation, where the parents neither check the games or watch you play them, you can

      1) Enlist a friend to buy it for you.
      2) Get it on EBay/Amazon/EBGames (if I paid my parents back, they would let me use their credit card)
      3) Illegal copies, either stolen physically or pirated off the Net (computer games)
      4) Lawn/Garage Sale or Pawn Shop, where employees wouldn't know to check IDs.

    22. Re:Why is it so difficult... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      AS a retailer you should no it's not as easy as that. be prepared to startt asknig for ID to sell AO games. It is coming, and it fits withen the current way adult material is sold in the US.

      If I owned a retail store, I would start doing it now, then market it to get the trust of parents.

      "Don't you dare force me to parent anyone."
      There is a difference between crading someone and being there parent. Kids aren't allowed in Bars, Adult theaters, to buy booze, etc...

      The games produced to day, aren't even close tot he games that where produced 10 years ago. The are nyuch more realistic, and can be a lot more graphic. You could do a whole porn movie in a game, and it would look pretty real. Something that would ahve been laughable to look at 10 years ago.

      Games will be rated and handled just like movies, and it is now reasonable to do so.

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    23. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Edgewize · · Score: 1

      Movie theaters don't have to, either. It's a purely voluntary, industry-regulated system. There are no laws involved.

    24. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not convinced it is a matter of parenting because it is simply not possible to watch older children or teens every waking moment.

      I also really don't understand what is so special about game retailing that makes it special vs. existing underage restrictions on porn, booze, tobacco and R movies.

    25. Re:Why is it so difficult... by interiot · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In the US, all local alcohol retailers are required to get a license from their local jurisdiction before they're allowed to sell alcohol, and the license is based on retailers "parenting" kids!

      I'm an adult. I want retailers to sell me games, and I want the political pressure off of games that some might find problematic, but which are certainly not as bad for societ as alcohol is. Hopefully clear/upfront/accurate disclosure of game content, combined with effective carding of kids, will make that happen.

    26. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      The guy gets about 8 responses to his sig everytime he posts something.

      He'd honestly have to be a total idiot to not realize what's wrong with his sig now... yet it remains the way it was when I first commented on it a few weeks ago.

      I can only imagine that he gets a rise or something out of people yelling at him that his sig is wrong... of course from the stuff he posts, I get the indication that he doesn't give a crap what reality is, as he's going to hold his own beliefs against all contrary evidence.

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    27. Re:Why is it so difficult... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Don't be so reactionary, it's a serious question and I'm not trying to go anywhere else with the idea. I like to play M and AO-rated games, and if I had kids I would prefer that they not be able to buy that kind of game without my presence. I honestly don't understand why retailers are so hostile to the idea of carding people for games. It works fine for movies, why not games? Most people find it a reasonable thing to do with movies, why not games?

      Anyway, your whole premise is bizarre: "[...]so our kids can be 100% protected from reality at all times." Video games are not reality! Some people want to protect their kids from unreality, especially without them being on hand to guide them. I love playing GTA but I do think that parents who don't want their kids playing that kind of game ought to have a little help with that restriction. They will still have to work on that in other ways (for example, they should be proactive about knowing what their friends' parents let those kids play) but I think that carding for video games would go a long way towards undemonizing video game retailers.

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    28. Re:Why is it so difficult... by crazdgamer · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why it's so hard for parents to check out the games that their kids want. It's a simple matter of hitting Google to pull up a rating, and any decent review will mention the level of blood/sex/whatever. If you're worried that your kids are going to the store without you and hiding the games, find what's stored around the console/computer. No, this won't solve the problem 100%, but it should help.

      You mean the problem would be solved if parents were more proactive and responsible in raising their children? You speak of pipedreams!

      If parents even knew what the ratings meant, they'd know a lot more about the content of games than they do now. Forget about getting parents to research games before their kids buy them; let's at least educate parents as to the current ratings system first, because that's fundamental. Every parent knows what to expect from an R rated movie, but I have a feeling they don't know what the "M" in the corner of the video game case means (if they even notice it.)

    29. Re:Why is it so difficult... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised how many mommies & daddies are standing there with Timmy while he picks out a game. Timmy hands it to them, they look it over (front & back):
      "Is this what you want?"
      "Yes."
      "Okay, let's go."


      If I could afford to buy the stuff without thinking, I'd buy something for myself first. That way, my kid won't get a chance to be exposed to the wrong influences in a video game. :)

    30. Re:Why is it so difficult... by gaveawaymyname · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's an issue of force. I agree with you that you should not be forced to ID your customers, but it shouldn't be an issue in the first place.

      Now, you just posted about being a model Christian, but your oversimplification of "My job is to meet my customers' demands," sounds like worship of the almighty dollar. This is not meant to be inflammatory, I won't even assume you meant you're a gaming retailer.

      What's the harm in educating these heathen parents? Or telling these kids to come back with an (informed, ideally) parent? Those ESRB ratings are plastered all up the down the store, it wouldn't be hard to take a second to explain them. They sell magazines in the store usually, and I'm sure they have some left over. Why not tear out game reviews / previews and maybe laminate them and put them in a binder for parents to browse through. You could put up posters for gaming sites where they could get info.

      All I'm saying is that there are tons of ways we could solve this as a community, and we're letting government take over. We're laying blame on the developers, the ESRB, and the clerks who make $6.50/hour.

      I completely agree that we don't need government or nanny groups or anyone censoring, well, anything. I don't think we should hide these things from our children, but we should take the time to properly explain them. I think the main goal should be education. If it was common knowledge that these parent groups were wackos, how much power would they have?

    31. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that retailers are going to care about selling M-rated games to children when no penalties are in place if they do so?

      I don't know, why don't you ask them? The big national chains (Gamestop and... Gamestop, now that EB merged) have been carding as an official policy for a while now. Wal-Mart cards me (at 30) to buy glue, I'm sure they'd card a kid wanting to buy Quake or GTA3 or whatever the latest "oh my god those people on tv said this was awful for my kid!" game was, usually years late.

      The best part? This group whining about how games that get rated over the target age group get sent back for editing and re-rating. Let's see how long before these losers do the non-hypocritical thing and give the MPAA an "F" for doing the exact same thing. Come on, where's their furor over the disney movie with a picture of a naked woman in one frame?

      (oh, and nobody goes to jail if some kid sees an R-rated movie, yet the majority of movie theatres card their younger-looking patrons, so you can ask them too just what the incentive could possibly be)

    32. Re:Why is it so difficult... by scrow · · Score: 1

      Your plea to be absolved from "parenting" is pointless, especially as a retailer. While I agree that more, if not all of our moral standards should be kept and taught in the home, it does not mean that retailers can't card. We card for alcohol and tobacco don't we? Games would be no different. It is not difficult nor time consuming to do Identification checks and there is no real reason to not do them to enforce an age rating, so where does your argument *really* come from? You are worried about your bottom dollar (hey we are capitalists, it's ok). If you are a retailer, you are surely familiar with the fact that the age group with the most disposable income are underage teens. That money is spent on entertainment more than anything else. By carding, you may be cutting down on your revenue. Bottom line, society enforces de facto moral standards all the time through regulation. Big deal... I don't think you'll be losing much money in the end if you have to start carding.

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    33. Re:Why is it so difficult... by dada21 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As a retailer, it is your job to provide the appropriate products to the appropriate customers.

      Free market rule: two parties in an exchange will only exchange if both parties profit.

      It is my job to sell my customer what they want at a price they're happy to pay. Laws adding responsibilities to either party only criminalize non-violent voluntary actions and create black markets.

      You attitude basically states that you would sell tobacco, alcohol, and firearms to anyone with the money to buy them.

      I would.

      If a person wants the item, they will get it. A 13 year old wanting the above was raised wrong. My old gun club had 20 members under 13. Kids smoke, drink and do drugs creating a black market. If parents knew their kids could legally buy the product, maybe they'd spend more time parenting.

      What will turn this all around is when the parents of some seven year old sue the ass off of someone like you for gross negligence by selling them explicit adult content in the form of a game.

      They could because the lawyers destroyed personal responsibility.

      I believe a 13 year old who isn't accountable to their parents for every dollar and hour is an adult. I don't care what your age is once you become a major. Your parents gave up too soon.

    34. Re:Why is it so difficult... by gaveawaymyname · · Score: 1

      Parents shouldn't give their kids money if they're concerned.

      I was waiting in line in a GameStop behind this kid (maybe 10 - 12), who was putting another $5/$10 down on his copy of San Andreas.

      I don't think for a second that San Andreas would corrupt a young one, but I also don't think that kid's parents knew where his allowance was going.

    35. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Rahga · · Score: 1

      "I'm not convinced it is a matter of parenting because it is simply not possible to watch older children or teens every waking moment."

      Okay, dude. It's inconvenient. It's tough. It's not even remotely fun. I wouldn't want to do it in a few years when my daughter hits her teens. It's bound to make for an unhappy family... Any which way, I'm absolutely certain of one thing: It IS possible to supervise your child during every waking moment. Neither the law nor physics can stop you if you choose to do it.

    36. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Miraba · · Score: 1
      The thing is, the people complaining here are not normal parents. They are professional whiners and prudes. They basically don't want anyone having fun. I think kids would be more traumatized by the "clean" indoctrinal media that members of the National Institute on Media and Family would be showing their kids.

      That's true, but you still haven't addressed why these parents are unable to comprehend that the first step should educating parents as to the ratings system and what current video games can be like. Perhaps it's because they believe all parents are as dysfunctional/incompetent as themselves?

    37. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Nermal6693 · · Score: 1

      So, in the US, are the ratings actually rules rather than recommendations? If they're just recommendations then you can't try to stop people from buying a game if they're not old enough.

      In my country, most games aren't rated at all, unless they're pretty bad. They still have the US ratings on them, but they're ignored. And I still can't figure out why my Australian import of Halo has been rated MA 15+ for sexual references.

    38. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Miraba · · Score: 1

      You mean the problem would be solved if parents were more proactive and responsible in raising their children? You speak of pipedreams! Once again, I'm shown that I'm not pessimistic enough for the real world. I suppose having two parents who take an interest in raising their children is getting a bit rare nowadays. And the older generations wonder why "young folks are so cynical."

    39. Re:Why is it so difficult... by bigjocker · · Score: 0

      Whoa ... so are you saying that people should not ask forn an ID when somebody buys beer? Or when somebody buys a gun? Or when somebody wants to purchase an XXX movie? Or when somebody wants to buy cigarrettes? Because all of those are retailers and should be responsible to whom they sell stuff.

      Asking for an ID is not parenting, is doung the least you can to help. If you do not wish to do parenting, then stop selling video games to minors althogether, and only sell them to parents.

      You sir are full of it.

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    40. Re:Why is it so difficult... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Right. And my point is that they still DO, even though they don't HAVE to. And guess what? Nobody tries to make laws about it, becuase they just do it. That's how self-regulation of an industry works. When stores *don't* card for M-rated games? That's how self-regulation doesn't work, and that leads to people shouting for laws about it, which leads to whining about these laws.

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    41. Re:Why is it so difficult... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Except that from his other comments in this thread, it's perfectly clear that it's because he'll lose sales... Besides, the proper answer to the wife-beating question is "Mu". That's not, unfortunately, what he said - nor was it actually an appropriate analogue for what I DID say.

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    42. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Phantasmo · · Score: 1

      I live in Canada and I'm regularly carded at EB when I try to buy an M-rated game. This isn't due to any government demand. They just know that they could get in serious trouble in the media if a 14-year-old walked out of there with Manhunt or Mortal Kombat.

      So why is it that a pair of boobies gets you closer to AO than cutting a dude in half and watching his hot entrails spill out all over the floor?

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    43. Re:Why is it so difficult... by jferris · · Score: 1
      Free market rule: two parties in an exchange will only exchange if both parties profit.

      It is my job to sell my customer what they want at a price they're happy to pay. Laws adding responsibilities to either party only criminalize non-violent voluntary actions and create black markets.

      But you are profitting from someone who is not legally considered an adult. The reason that there is a distinction between a minor and an adult is that it is assumed that it is the average age at which the person develops enough responsibility to make responsible decisions for themselves. Although the age varies, most countries in the world have some sort of system a minor/non-minor. And yes, I know that there are some that don't - but most do.

      Just because something is non-violent and voluntary does not mean that it is right. Stealing is a non-violent voluntary action on the part of a thief. Does not make it right, though.

      If a person wants the item, they will get it. A 13 year old wanting the above was raised wrong. My old gun club had 20 members under 13. Kids smoke, drink and do drugs creating a black market. If parents knew their kids could legally buy the product, maybe they'd spend more time parenting.

      A 13 year old is still a child, so I will still refer the them that way.

      It only takes a moment to make a mistake. Let's assume that a parent spend all but fifteen minutes in a day with their child. In that fifteen minutes, little Johnny buys a gun and shoots the neighbors. Buying it legally would allow for this to happen. Laws are in place to protect people, for the most part.

      I'll concede the point that parents need to be more involved, that has never been a point of issue. What is, though, is that if that child goes to a public school, frequents public places, etc., the laws are there to protect other people, too. Just because the neighbor's kid is a nutjob, why should I be scared for my life that he is going to walk up to me with a gun. At the very least, the potential is minimized.

      No risk is ever eliminated, but if a child learns from his/her parent(s), what kind of role model do you always expect them to be? There are great people who are parents, but serial killers and child molestors seem to have families sometimes, too.

      They could because the lawyers destroyed personal responsibility.

      I believe a 13 year old who isn't accountable to their parents for every dollar and hour is an adult. I don't care what your age is once you become a major. Your parents gave up too soon.

      This is just turning a blind eye to the problem. Just because you cover your eyes does not mean something pops out of existance. Take a single family home, for example. The parent goes to work after the child goes to school. Then the parent picks the child up when school is out. While the parent is providing for the family, are you expecting people to believe that the child is still requiring monitoring by the parent?

      If a retailer sells an AO game to a seven year old, I'd like to shake the lawyer'a hand who represents the parent(s) in the lawsuit. Morals are morals. That retailer is no better than a person pushing crack or meth on a street corner, and should be treated as such.

      It is one thing to look out for your own, but if you want to be a part of society, you should really try participating in it.

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    44. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      A child can kill himself/herself with alcohol, drugs, or a firearm.

      A child CANNOT kill themselves or anyone else through the purchase of a computer game, movie, or porno mag if you wish to take this analogy to its logical conclusion...

      The ONLY thing these items can do it provide an 'unhealthy' influence on the child's development. This is 100%, totally, completely, unequivocally, the parents' responsibility. This is probably also a good time to point out that most of the violence due to media exposure "studies" are self serving and do not meet the standards of peer review for social science.

      Want proof? 30 year low for violence in North America, despite the preponderance of violent movies, video games, and porn (thank you internet).

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    45. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "It's not me, it's the system!

      "Here kid, have a gun! the first ten bullets are free"

      "I'll sell anything to anyone? Crack to a six year-old? They weren't raised right, so why not? They'll be dead sometime anyway!"

      "Kids can and should make their own decisions! That way I can sell all sorts of crap to them and deny any responsibility!"

      Face it dada21 - you have obligations to your community, regardless of whether you see them or not. The laws that protect your shop or at least allow for prosecution of thieves are in the same bucket as the laws that force you to consider the community by restricting sales of certain items to minors. If you deny your obligation, then why should you be given the protection of your society? Why shouldn't people be allowed to do what they like to you?

      It works both ways. Remember that, and watch out for instant karma.

    46. Re:Why is it so difficult... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't sell guns, alcohol, d ugs ortoothpicks to a customer I didn't feel would be irresponsible with the item. I don't want government setting that standard. If I am forced to, I'll just go underground and continue to make judgements on moral grounds not legal ones.

    47. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Ondo · · Score: 1

      I also really don't understand what is so special about game retailing that makes it special vs. existing underage restrictions on porn, booze, tobacco and R movies.

      Those restrictions are quite different - porn, booze, and tobacco are restricted by law, but R movies are only restricted voluntarily by the movie industry. The video game industry is arguing games should be treated like movies, though it's self-enforcement policies are not yet working as well as the movie industry's.

    48. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
      Movie theaters card kids for R-rated movies, why is this so hard?

      Many years ago when I worked at the movie theatre box office, I only checked for ID if I told the person they were too young to get in, and they were trying to prove otherwise. Perhaps the same policy would make sense at the video game counter? If they look too young to buy it, tell them so and ask them to prove otherwise. BUT, again, this still doesn't really stop kids from having these games... Underage kids who REALLY want these games will get them. Between BitTorrent, fake IDs, and older-looking friends, this is all a pointless waste-of-time discussion anyways... Maybe, instead, people should be raising their kids to understand the difference between reality and fantasy, and the consequences of violence in the real-world.
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    49. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Sheetrock · · Score: 1
      I should confess that, having started this topic, I actually do not think businesses should have to card for games. I recently had a discussion about this topic and wanted to float the idea in here to see how reasonable people feel it is.

      Personally, I think it's a damned inconvenience to retailers and myself to have to fish for my ID before I buy a video game. Kids who want access to mature games will manage it through friends, older siblings, or software piracy. To enjoy games, one needs an expensive console or computer which can be monitored by a suitably attentive and nosy parent. With the understanding that any game purchased on the sly will be destroyed on sight by the parent, sneaking mature games into the house becomes a risky endeavor. In sum, good parents concerned about what their children consume gain nothing by altering the status quo, other parents simply don't care, and businesses and customers suffer so a handful of folks can justify themselves. Meanwhile we all continue to pay for V-chips in our TV sets that few bother to use.

      There's more support in here than I expected for this idea, which is a little surprising given my assumptions about the audience.

      But I must say I'm intrigued by your approach. Is there really no scenario where you'd say no as a retailer? A handgun sold to an eight-year-old, for example, where the consequences of "inadequate parenting" not only permit the individual to harm himself but others around him?

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    50. Re:Why is it so difficult... by -Grover · · Score: 1

      Okay, okay...I'll bite. Let's break down your statement.

      You(sic) attitude basically states that you would sell tobacco, alcohol, and firearms to anyone with the money to buy them.

      I would. If a person wants the item, they will get it.

      Let's start with the basics, of which you as a retailer are REQUIRED to comply with. It is 100% against the law to do this. You have neither the elected office, nor the executive/legislative appointment to make the decision to sell tobacco, guns, or booze to a minor. Whether or not you personally agree with the above policies is irrelivant, as you did in fact agree to them when you got your business licence, or when you signed a contract of employment with an employer. If your employer did not make you sign such a piece of paper, then shame on them, however regardless, you as the offending employee will be fined and/or arrested.

      If parents knew their kids could legally buy the product, maybe they'd spend more time parenting.

      This is one of the most rediculous statements I've ever heard. You are basically insinuating that EVERYTHING that is bad for minors should be legal, and that in turn would create better parents. Kids should be able to have guns, drink booze and rot their still growing liver, smoke cigarettes, and read pornography. Kids are not allowed these items for good reasons, the most poigniant of which being that they are INCAPABLE of ascertaining the negative effects and making an informed adult decision regardless of if they've had them explained by their parents.

    51. Re:Why is it so difficult... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      What will turn this all around is when the parents of some seven year old sue the ass off of someone like you for gross negligence by selling them explicit adult content in the form of a game.

      And of course, said parents will never look at their own culpability, at why they let little Johnny plug a game into the console that they haven't looked at first. You know, porno mags and cigarettes are the sorts of things that little Johnny can do in back alleys, but, well, video games do require some reasonably expensive and often conspicuous supplemental hardware that a seven year old isn't likely to be able to obtain or maintain without parental help.

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    52. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      An interesting point. I bet ya he's also secretly bought a TV and a Playstation and plays these evil games in his secret game room, right?

      Seriously, if a parent can't perform basic functions like, oh, take an interest in the games their children are playing, they don't deserve to be parents.

    53. Re:Why is it so difficult... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Here's why I won't card anyone: I don't believe in government issued IDs. I will never show my ID to anyone unless arrested. Deborah Davis' case (google her) now proves why. My business banker knows me, I will never again have a personal bank. When I travel I fly without ID. When demanded I say no. I've had to miss flights while the TSA realizes they're bound by the Constitution. If they change the law, I am prepared to fly charter or co-op a plane.

      If someone comes to my store, I have to assume they have a right to be there. I firmly believe government can never stop two consenting adults from exchanging goods or services.

      What is an adult? To me it is someone who has accepted responsibility for themselves. I became an adult at 12.

    54. Re:Why is it so difficult... by jferris · · Score: 1
      Your logic is greatly flawed. You distinguish between the means and the ability. What about the guy who killed two police officer and claimed that it was through GTA that his "reflexes" kicked in.

      Media is a teaching tool. It has been since the day it existed. Filmstrips in school, public television - they even make video games that teach. What is the difference between "programming" an easily influenced mind with getting hooked on phonics and "programming" them that cops are bad and woman are "bitches" and "hoes"? You can't claim that one works and not the other, that is hypocritical.

      Also, a child can't go into a store and buy (or even rent) a porno movie. But he can go and buy or rent digital porn if it were to exist in the form of a game. There is a fundamental problem in that. Unless you are going to pass a law that states we put ankle bracelts and 24 hour monitoring enforcement on children, there will always have to be laws that enforce better judgement for minors.

      QED

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    55. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Don't be so reactionary, it's a serious question and I'm not trying to go anywhere else with the idea. I like to play M and AO-rated games, and if I had kids I would prefer that they not be able to buy that kind of game without my presence. I honestly don't understand why retailers are so hostile to the idea of carding people for games. It works fine for movies, why not games? Most people find it a reasonable thing to do with movies, why not games?

      OK, how often are young kids in stores without a parent?

      I mean, of course, if they have *responsible* parents.

      Seriously, before the age of 15 or 16 how does a kid even get to a store without a parent?

      I guess if they are within walking distance or something (right, how many Best Buys are within easy walking distance of the suburbs?), or have older friends, maybe... but if they're wandering around town on their own or getting rides to places that the parents don't know about, then I'm thinking that that's the thing that the parents should be worrying about before the games.

      And really, in these hypothetical, "what if a kid manages to buy an M-rated without the parents' knowledge of it, somehow!!!" arguments, where is the part where the kid is playing it at home, the parents see it and go "wtf is that? give it to me, you can't play it any more". If the kids have the kind of private access to tech that would be required to play such a game all "stealthy" like, they've probably got unrestricted 'net access too... so the M games suddenly become tame in comparison to what they can easily see (pr0n of all sorts, rotten.com, etc.) at any time. Well, that and they could just pirate the games in that case.

      The more one looks at this, the more it becomes obvious that the likelyhood of a kid playing one of these games (if their parents don't want them to) in a household where the parent is paying *any* attention at all is near-zero.

      ID checking and the like is pointless. It does *no* good, and inconveniences everyone involved. It's a charade to make it look like they're "doing something". The only people it probably ever stops are 16 and 17 year olds, ard really, who cares? Some of those 17 year olds probably have it all set up with the recruiter to go *actually* kill people the second they turn 18. Frankly, I'm more concerned about the mental state of the 20-year-old who got all fucked up in the head during his two-year tour in Iraq (note: I'm not saying that soldiers are fucked up in the head, I'm saying that certainly *some* of them get pretty messed up by what they see and do in war) than I am about the 16 year old with GTA3. And to reiterate: 16 and 17 year olds are the people we're talking about stopping with ID checking.

      Ratings are good, they give the parents a quick reference, just like movie ratings. Keep those, skip the ID bullshit.

    56. Re:Why is it so difficult... by jferris · · Score: 1

      Damndest thing is that you can fit a PSP in your backpack and also get GTA for said system. Nothing cooler than hiding on the playground showing your friends how "cool" you are.

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    57. Re:Why is it so difficult... by metamatic · · Score: 1

      I guess we should consider ourselves lucky you don't work at Los Alamos or something.

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    58. Re:Why is it so difficult... by jferris · · Score: 1

      The problem is portability. Laptops and portable consoles are becoming ever more popular and smaller. It isn't a matter of hiding something, as it is that the portability restricts monitoring by the parent. If something is small enough to stick in a pocket, chance are that someone will.

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    59. Re:Why is it so difficult... by jferris · · Score: 1
      That is the best I have seen it put. I couldn't agree more with how succinctly you put it.

      Now, about your pointing out of my grammatical miscue... ;-) Ah, well. I can't win them all.

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    60. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Damndest thing is that you can fit a PSP in your backpack and also get GTA for said system. Nothing cooler than hiding on the playground showing your friends how "cool" you are.

      And if you're on the "playground" (grade school), how the living hell did you manage to buy the game? OK, you saved up your $1.00 a week alowance for 50 weeks, then you're at Gamestop and... oh wait, you're a grade schooler, so a parent is right there with you. If they're not, then they're highly irresponsle for letting a kid under the age of 11 wander around a mall or store unattended. In that case, the parents are not doing their job.

    61. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      It only takes a moment to make a mistake. Let's assume that a parent spend all but fifteen minutes in a day with their child. In that fifteen minutes, little Johnny buys a gun and shoots the neighbors. Buying it legally would allow for this to happen. Laws are in place to protect people, for the most part.

      Maybe I'm taking you too literally here... but where you live, do they have "gun trucks" that come by right after the ice cream trucks, vending firearms right there on the street? 'Cuz that's the only way I could see anything even remotely like this ever happening. And even then you'd still have to make a whole host of other crazy assumptions.

    62. Re:Why is it so difficult... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      And how precisely did Little Johnny get this equipment? The parent is complaining about seven year olds getting their hands on inappropriate titles here, and my point is that unless they're Richy Rich it isn't very likely that they had the cash to buy a system of any kind on their own. And even if he does earn the money through a paper route or raking leaves, are Little Johnny's parents so unaware of their child's purchases that he actually manages to buy a pretty expensive piece of equipment and keep them in the dark about it? The gross incompetence needed for the average kid to be in the position that makes any part of what the parent poster is saying negates the entire point.

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    63. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I can only imagine that he gets a rise or something out of people yelling at him that his sig is wrong.

      Nah, most people just don't get the joke. Here's the sig again for those who don't want to run up the parent chain:

      Grammer tip: 'Effect' is used as a noun. 'Affect' is used as a verb.

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    64. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Sheetrock · · Score: 1
      Things may be a little different today, but at least when I was growing up it was pretty much impossible to conceal anything. And my parents weren't even nosy. You leave the game in the pants pocket, on the table, or in the PSP, or you watch a "premium" channel when you don't realize they're home and they walk in, or you have a friend that can't keep the mouth shut about the fireworks.

      Of course, you could let the kid take the console to school with him. Or ignore the fact that he's spending a stretch of five or six hours in his room. But that'd be parenting of a far lower caliber than I'd expect from these Family types.

      And again, if the penalty for being caught is destruction of the game (or sale of the console)... well, it's not a mistake one repeats. But this really never was about parental responsibility, or they'd be publicizing tips and techniques about how to look after your own instead of trying to further dictate what we may all do as a society and how we may do it.

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    65. Re:Why is it so difficult... by rlandrum · · Score: 1

      This is one of the most rediculous statements I've ever heard.

      Rediculous is the fact that kids can, and do, have guns, drink booze, smoke cigarettes, and read (and watch) pornography. I did. Just because you SAY they can't do something, doesn't mean they won't. The point of the grandparent poster is actually insightful.

      Parents need to parent as though the laws don't work, because they don't.

    66. Re:Why is it so difficult... by dada21 · · Score: 1

      But you are profitting from someone who is not legally considered an adult.

      I don't believe in a legal definition of adult. I was at 12. I've refused customers who were 24.

      Stealing is a non-violent voluntary action on the part of a thief. Does not make it right, though.

      Violence to an anarchocapitalist is defined as harming or stealing someone's person or physical property. Theft is violent.

      A 13 year old is still a child, so I will still refer the them that way.

      At 13 I had a successful 10-node BBS, employees, knowledge of good and bad and even drove. In 18 years I've grown but I was still an adult.

      In that fifteen minutes, little Johnny buys a gun and shoots the neighbors.

      So we need to destroy my right to non-violent voluntary association because of your 1 in 10million situation?

      Buying it legally would allow for this to happen.

      Any kid can get a kitchen knife in 30 seconds. So?

      While the parent is providing for the family, are you expecting people to believe that the child is still requiring monitoring by the parent?

      The 8 single moms at my church have over 50 married moms willing to watch their kids.

      If a retailer sells an AO game to a seven year old, I'd like to shake the lawyer'a hand who represents the parent(s) in the lawsuit.

      I'd hire the 7 year old on the spot. A 7 year old that can raise $50 and get to my store deserves a job and a mentorship program.

      It is one thing to look out for your own, but if you want to be a part of society, you should really try participating in it.

      I want to have nothing to do with people I don't know. I'll gladly help someone on slashdot who I never met in person before I let you tax me to support my drunk neighbor's kids.

      I am born with the right to congregate with whoever I want to. I have the right to voluntarily barter any goods or services with any consenting person. I have the right to sell drugs, whore myself, hate white dwarves and paint my grass pink.

      You may think government can stop me with laws. Now look around your very neighborhood.

      Kids do drugs.
      Kids look at porn.
      Kids buy alcohol (from stores even).
      Kids buy cigarettes.

      I wonder how much the forbidden fruit combined with bad parenting has to do with it?

    67. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

      More people would recognize it as a joke if it were actually funny.

    68. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with the sibling post. The joke is stupid, and it just makes him look like a moron.

      It's not close enough at all to absurd to actually find any humor with it. I mean, there's things like "hookt an foniks werkt for mee!" or something else stupid like that, and we all see the humor in it, because it's all in built.

      Putting up a joke in a sig that apparently is only funny to those people laughing at the people, which respond to it is not entirely funny and amusing as a joke except to those who are "in on it", and just laughing at those who don't.

      If it were something like, "Grammer tip: learn yourself how to speak English!" then it'd be entertaining... but this "useful" grammar tip disguised with grammatical mistakes isn't funny.

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    69. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 1

      Video games are not reality!

      Video games are every bit as real as chess sets, skis, shoes, footballs, daffodils, cats and dogs. Of course that doesn't mean in itself that people shouldn't be protected from them; forest fires, napalm and tetanus are all real too.

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    70. Re:Why is it so difficult... by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      I'm not convinced it is a matter of parenting because it is simply not possible to watch older children or teens every waking moment.

      Except that teens need guidance more than they need rules. They're basically adults. If my teenage son wanted to play GTA, I'd first have a talk with him to make sure he fully understood what he was getting into. I'd explain the reasons such a game might not be a good idea. And if he still wanted to go out and buy it, I'd let him. A teenager is old enough to make his own choices as well as live with any consequences.

      For crying out loud, if we keep telling 17 year olds exactly how to live their lives, what happens in a year when they turn 18 and they're free to do whatever they want? Better that we let them make their own decisions and face consequences while we still have some influence over their lives. How else are they going to learn to make decisions?

      In my experience, the kids that abuse alcohol, drugs, etc, are the kids whose parents were crazy uptight about it. My parents never freaked out if I drank a glass of their wine at 15, in fact they were happy to give it to me along with information on alcohol and personal responsibility. As a result, when I was old enough to buy my own alcohol, I didn't go crazy with this "newfound freedom" like so many of my friends because it simply wasn't new to me. My parents didn't turn it into one of those "forbidden fruit" type of things that screws up so many young people.

    71. Re:Why is it so difficult... by gaveawaymyname · · Score: 1

      Easy there, Mr. Hyperbole. I didn't mean to imply the kid was leading a second life, but it is fact that the kid was putting a low amount of money towards the purchase of a "M" rated game. Although a good lesson in delayed gratification, I doubt he also purchased the equipment necessary to play the $50 game in the same fashion.

      Since we're making wild guesses, I would say A) the parents are unconcerned, and they don't care what games he plays, who he hangs out with, what he does after school, etc... or B) the parents have established a life for themselves and are doing well, and that they know their child will not go shooting at police or prostitutes because it was "glorified" in the game. (One sure way to tell politicians and lawyers have never played this game, as either of these actions are discouraged in the game.)

      But the point of my original post was that the kid was using his allowance (assumption) to eventually purchase this game. His parents were not present, and asking your benefactor for $50 to purchase an "M" rated title that's also getting negative attention in the media is different than his parents handing him his weekly chore money, with no questions as to how he spent it.

      So I guess the point of this post is that assumptions can be made either way and there's a lot of variables to consider. I think it's wrong to make the blanket statement that "violent/sexual games are bad for children." It should most certainly be in the hands of parents and the concern of the community.

      And lastly, I agree with you. Any two idiots can get together and make some babies, but it doesn't qualify them as parents. You'd think nature would want to sterilize these people, for preservation of the species. I'd rather that than government approved entertainment.

    72. Re:Why is it so difficult... by AstynaxX · · Score: 1

      That retailer is no better than a person pushing crack or meth on a street corner, and should be treated as such. So to you, someone selling a violent videogame is just as bad as someone selling a potentially lethal drug? Uhm, just what sort of crack do you smoke my friend? It seems to me there are several orders of magnitude of difference between someone selling arguably inappropriate entertainment and someone selling physically addicting Russian roulette. You may want to adjust your hyperbole levels ever so slightly.

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    73. Re:Why is it so difficult... by sholden · · Score: 1

      When your 15 year old girl slips out of your grasp and runs into the girls changerooms at the swimming pool, I suspect the law is going to put up some barriers to you observing her every waking moment. And the other fathers beating the crap out of you for perving on their 15 year old daughters getting changed might make it physically impossible as well, from the hospital bed while in a coma and all...

    74. Re:Why is it so difficult... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      OK, how often are young kids in stores without a parent? I mean, of course, if they have *responsible* parents.

      How often do kids have responsible parents? My folks broke up when I was 5 and my pop is an alcoholic (now in recovery for several years on the proverbial wagon) and my mom had all she could do just to support me, let alone raise me. While you could make the argument that it's not society's fault, it's a pointless one. Why not provide her a little help, even though she screwed up?

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    75. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Did she let you wander around stores or malls unattended at a young age? With $50?

      I'm not talking about perfect parents, I'm talking about ones with even the slightest bit of common sense.

    76. Re:Why is it so difficult... by cthulhuology · · Score: 1

      Better question is why are you giving a kid $50 to blow on whatever they want?

      And if your kid manages to come up with $50 for the latest GTA game, where are you when he's playing it?

      And if your kid is hanging out at a friend's house where his parent's don't share your vision for his up-bringing, maybe you shouldn't let your kid go there

      Why should a retailer ID everyone, and play parent to every punk ass kid with $50? These substances are not dangerous, and a little bit of guidance goes a long way to mitigating any harmful effects.

      why is it so difficult to get parents to take some responsibility?

      If retailers have to card kids, then parents should need licenses to have kids, and we should card everyone before letting them have sex. Surely that will prevent bad parenting and keep the kiddies out of trouble...

    77. Re:Why is it so difficult... by gaveawaymyname · · Score: 1

      I think more people should say "no" to the government. They don't have as much power over us as they want us to believe. I wish more people knew their rights.

      But my original post didn't have to do with the government. My point was that you should (opinion) take every chance you can get at educating parents (or anyone for anything within your abilty, thank you for the reference, by the way).

      What if you worked for an adult video store? A mature 12 year old can come in and purchase some material? I know I had my hands on this stuff at that age and I had no problems handling it, and I wouldn't deny it to anybody. However, if I were in that situation, I would take a second to educate this person that what they are seeing is a work of fiction. People do not act like this, and this is not what females are looking for in a sexual relationship.

      Accepting responsibility for yourself is a great thing. But there is so much out there for you to learn and other things to accept. I just think time would be better spent educating people and then we wouldn't have all these questions about what a child can or cannot do, should or shouldn't know.

      Obiously, parents should be doing their job, but we all have things we need to take care of. Parents can't watch their child 24 hours a day and I don't think it's too much to ask for help from someone who may know more about the subject.

      Say a polite, "normal" child comes in with their parent and wants to purchase a game that's been getting much negative attention in the media and the parent parrots back to the child what they heard from the "teevee." I think it's reasonable to educate the parent in this situation as well. Obviously, it may come off as biased as you're the one selling the game, but they should know that what is presented in the media about this form of entertainment is generally untrue.

      I don't have a problem with this issue, but I can't imagine how scary it is to be a parent. I know I would take every opportunity for discussion about a topic that would affect my child.

    78. Re:Why is it so difficult... by saifatlast · · Score: 1

      Why is it so difficult to get retailers to start carding everybody for games?

      Why is it the retailer's job to watch what the kiddiez are doing? It isn't that hard to pay attention to ones kids' enough to know when they buy a new game and to check it out. One might even do something crazy and *gasp* spend some time with them doing something they like, like playing their games. Then you'll know exactly what you're kids are playing and can make an informed decision, rather than relying on someone else not only to make the decision, but enforce it.

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    79. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not convinced it is a matter of parenting because it is simply not possible to watch older children or teens every waking moment.

      It is possible to watch a child, of any age, at all times.

      People basically do this with younger children. They don't stop when the child becomes older because it's impossible. They stop when the child is older because watching the child at all times no longer seems very important. Since the child can, for the most part, take care of himself, it seems like a better idea to just let the child explore the world on his own to a certain extent, while the parent does what he or she needs to do.

      Thus, if an older child is not being watched, that is de facto evidence that the parent has decided that a certain amount of watching is not necessary. However, certain hypocritical parents turn around and try to force society to do the watching for them.

      No. If it's not worth your time, then it's not worth society's time, either. If we as a society think that children of a certain age need to be watched, we should force parents to do it, not other people.

    80. Re:Why is it so difficult... by kelnos · · Score: 1
      Free market rule: two parties in an exchange will only exchange if both parties profit.
      Which would be fine, if the world economy (or even national or local economies) was a free market. But it's not.

      I won't get into the point that this sounds like you'd be happy to sell cigarettes to a 10-year-old, since it seems like other posters have already taken care of it.
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    81. Re:Why is it so difficult... by karmatic · · Score: 1

      If you deny your obligation, then why should you be given the protection of your society? Why shouldn't people be allowed to do what they like to you?

      Sounds good to me. Keep the other 50% of my income (what goes to the Govt after income tax, sales tax, regulatory surcharges, social security, etc.), but I have to protect myself, or pay someone else to do it for me. Heck, do like many places in the world do (or have done), and band together as a neighborhood for the common defense.

      Where do I sign up?

      It's hard to protect yourself when the government has a monopoly on justice. Sure, posting a warning sign and shooting tresspassers may not be the best solution, but it's a great deterrant, and results in an extremely low recivitism rate.

    82. Re:Why is it so difficult... by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Because the job of retailers is not to raise your children for you. The job of retailers is to sell product to the consumer.

      It is not my job or anyone elses to make sure that your child is not exposed to anything you might find objectionable. Not everyone has the same taboos, religious restrictions, or pop-psychology beliefs as you, so there is no way we can fairly manage to classify this stuff, even assuming that everyone else has the responsibility to look after your brats.

      You are free to get together with other citizens, and to purchase property with and create a "planned community", where the people who live there are required to follow your own set of beliefs. You are free to only take your family to stores that enforce your viewpoint. You are free to send your kid to a private school instead of to public school. You have every oportunity to create the protected, sheltered, censored lifestyle that you want for your family. The only catch is, you have to do it yourself.

      When you want to enforce your arbitrary subjective morality on the rest of the world through the government, because your ass is too lazy and irresponsible to do it yourself, don't be upset when people call you out on it. Stop trying to turn America into your dream authoritarian utopoia! Stop your war on the rest of America who aren't fearful, uptight, intolorant, neo-Communists!

    83. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on passing economics.

      Good luck next term on ethics.

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    84. Re:Why is it so difficult... by orcrist · · Score: 1

      Where do I sign up?

      Many parts of Africa, Asia, and South America will offer you this opportunity. I suggest the jungles of Columbia for you. Don't forget to write.

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    85. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Rahga · · Score: 1

      That's based on the faulty assumption that I must for some reason allow my daughter to go to a swimming pool. No, I have a choice to refuse to let her swim.

      Your argument is invalid. :)

    86. Re:Why is it so difficult... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Let me? I would have liked to have seen her try to stop me. The fact is that you can't stop your kids, you can't watch them every second. You have to arm them with sufficient information to make good decisions when you're not watching them. A little help from the parts of the world not intent on destroying them or taking advantage of them would go a long way.

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    87. Re:Why is it so difficult... by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      So... before you could drive, you just went to the mall or stores alone sometimes? Without your parents knowing you were going and consenting? And had enough money with you to actually but something more expensive than a candy bar?

      At that age, I'd think your mother could stop you by... you know... not driving you there.

    88. Re:Why is it so difficult... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I just don't see why this is such a hard concept for you to fathom. Were you never young? At the age of six or so I was fully capable of getting to the mall by myself... I don't think I actually made the trip by myself until I was 12 or so, though. I had a bicycle and a mind of my own. Also, money is not that hard to come by! If you live in one of several liberal cities you can make enough money to buy a game - especially a used one - by panhandling for a few hours. Or, you can sell your unused toys to other kids for their pocket money, and save it up. My mom wouldn't let me have G.I. Joe toys, so I traded some other stuff to get some. I could as easily have gotten money. Finally, most kids I talk to (not that I talk to many) get huge, fat allowances these days. I got a whopping five bucks a week but a lot of kids get twenty.

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    89. Re:Why is it so difficult... by -Grover · · Score: 1

      I totally agree that it's rediculous, and I also totally agree as Parents need to parent as though the laws don't work. However, that being said, making these items legal for children certainly wouldn't decrease their use. It's a combination of good parenting AND laws that keep these things away from as many minors as possible. If you have a smart enough kid able to get around these two roadblocks, then really there isn't much more that can be done.

  4. Easy way to address the problem now... by wasexton · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just install one of those kiddie mosquito noise generators http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/11/3 0/0021211&tid=126&tid=14> around the couters that sell AO only games.

  5. National Institute on Media and the Family by gid13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it just me, or does that name just SCREAM "fundamentalist, religious, biased prudes"?

    1. Re:National Institute on Media and the Family by MeanMF · · Score: 1

      If that doesn't, then this certainly does... http://media.putfile.com/Lady-Goes-Crazy-on-Tradin g-Spouses

    2. Re:National Institute on Media and the Family by killmenow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's just one letter away from being a really cool acronym.

    3. Re:National Institute on Media and the Family by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      Holy Crap. ...

      Holy Crap. Holy Crap.

      Speechless.

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    4. Re:National Institute on Media and the Family by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      In fact there's been a one-word short version of this around for centuries; the word is "puritan". I wonder why that word has dropped out of usage. I guess it's maybe something to do with the fact that the modern puritans are motivated merely by knee-jerk reactions, rather than trying to back those reactions up with warped theology. Sorry, just thinking out loud.

    5. Re:National Institute on Media and the Family by SeaEye420 · · Score: 1

      SCREAM is the right word for that lady...She does seem to confuse christians and jedis tho, constantly going on about the dark side...

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    6. Re:National Institute on Media and the Family by captaincucumber · · Score: 2, Funny

      Agreed.

      I think NIMF was just the sort of organization the founders wanted to protect us from when they forged the 1st amendment in the fabled city of Philadelphia. If you encounter a NIMF in a dark alley or shadowy forest, hold the constitution aloft in front of you and shout "get ye behind me Satan!" or something of that nature. They have no defense against this weapon.

    7. Re:National Institute on Media and the Family by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I think NIMF was just the sort of organization the founders wanted to protect us from when they forged the 1st amendment in the fabled city of Philadelphia.

      Wrong. The Constitution is about rights that the GOVERNMENT can not deny you as a law-abiding citizen.

      The 1st amendment was not to protect you from any entity aside from the government. If a private orginazation decided that they do not want your video game on their retail shelf it's their right to do so. You're not being censored (at least not on the commonly accepted political level of the word), your rights are not being violated. You have the choice of not selling your video game or turning to another retailer in the hopes that they choose to sell your product.

      It seems all too often that people don't understand this elementry concept of the constitution and what a right is and who it really protects you from. You can not usurp the rights of another to fit your whim. You can not force Walmart to sell GTA3. In this same sense Walmart can not force you to stop selling your own product. This is what the founding fathers were going for. They felt that by giving all citizens equal rights eventually a moral norm would be reach by simple concensus what is good would prevail and what is crap would sink to the bottom and float away.

      We need to understand this as Americans. Using the powers of protest and boycott are not against the constitution, it's actually why the constitution was writen. Your 1st amendment rights are not being stepped on if people refuse to listen to you since they have the right not to listen.

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  6. F*** Rating by fembots · · Score: 1

    I thought ESRB has introduced a "F'king" rating so that stuff like hot coffee can fall into it.

    1. Re:F*** Rating by cynic+pi · · Score: 1

      The words are spelled Fuck and Fucking respectively, not F*** and F'king.
      Sorry for the grammar nazi.

  7. Good in a way by slam+smith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is good in a way though, this battle is mostly being fought in the court of public opinion rather than being imposed by governmental fiat.

    1. Re:Good in a way by Temkin · · Score: 1



      For now... Pending the outcome of the 2006 Congressional elections, and the 2008 Presidential election.

    2. Re:Good in a way by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

      It's good now, but that won't stop it from hitting heavier legislation.

      The thing that makes video game regulation so different is that (unlike other polarizing issues such as abortion) the issue hasn't yet been classified as "Democratic" or "Republican" and is regarded as "relatively harmless" (unlike, say, abortion which has much heavier consequences and "real life" impact) and there is evidently a political "right side" (few politicians or people outside of gaming seem to have much interest in defending the "wrong" side). So you see this clamor where both parties are trying to stake their claim as being representative of the family-friendly side (Hillary and Lieberman for the Dems, Thompson et al for the Reps).

      These advocates probably don't care nearly so much about the actual issue of violence in video game (an issue that can be actually quite easily resolved through other means ... parenting?) as they care about the opportunity to establish themselves as the clear "good guys" on an issue that doesn't have such life-altering consequences on an issue that will win their party substantial constituency (aside from the gamers, of course). This sort of thing is political gold.

  8. Mediawise in general by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just gotta say, Mediawise's slogan ain't so bad:

    "There's only one way to really know what video games your kids are playing
    Be MediaWise®.
    Watch what your kids watch. "

    I don't understand... common sense?

    Also, Mediawise's parent organiztion is the one that took extra pains to distance themselves from Jack, for the tactics he uses.

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  9. ESRB's job is not to be a censor? by product+byproduct · · Score: 2, Funny

    cEnSuRaBle

    1. Re:ESRB's job is not to be a censor? by rjfan · · Score: 1

      I see a pattern here....oh wait. No "e"? You almost had me for a minute.

    2. Re:ESRB's job is not to be a censor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Censure" is not the same as "censor."

    3. Re:ESRB's job is not to be a censor? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      to say what is in something is not to censure, it is to inform.

      This is no worse the a book reviewer saying the the Jaws book should be rated 'R' for sexual situation. It is differnt then saying "This book has sex in it, so remove it from the shelves."

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    4. Re:ESRB's job is not to be a censor? by LordEd · · Score: 3, Funny
      cEnSuRaBle

      PRODUCing a wOrD Using CharacTers Belonging to their name is bY no means PROof that it is relateD to their Usual ConducT.

      Besides, plEaSuRaBle also works.

    5. Re:ESRB's job is not to be a censor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must come from loUiSiAna.

    6. Re:ESRB's job is not to be a censor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, ESRB is a logical step toward absolute censureship. The solution is to abandon anything that uses ESRB, and start an underground movement of Open Source Games that don't hold back on the type of content and doesn't include any fucking rating.

    7. Re:ESRB's job is not to be a censor? by StuartFreeman · · Score: 1

      Clearly they're indEScRiBable and perhaps immEaSuRaBle by this means.

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  10. Interesting by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It says the board of the "National Institute on Media and the Family" is: David Walsh, Ph.D.; Douglas Gentile, Ph.D.; (his wife) Erin Walsh; Nat Bennett; Brad Robideau; (his daughter) Monica Walsh, MA; Sarah Strickland, David McFadden.

    What are the odds?

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  11. Its ironic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That there is so much debate about these ratings and the pros and cons, and yet there is little or no application by parents... My kids swap games all the time with friends...

    What is needed i think, is more focus on applications which allow parents to restrict the games on the computer or console. Next generation consoles already have built in parental controls and controls for PC games such as Game Controls http://www.childcontrols.com/ and ENUFF http://www.akrontech.com/ are not fully mature.

  12. Why a generic rating by Parham · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do they just have to have generic rating. These companies should be obligated to print exactly what kind of material is in the game and let parents decide. I work in a video/game rental store, and I've seen mothers pick up M rated games for their 10 year old kids (I'm not joking) and I have to explain to them exactly why M doesn't just mean "blood". I have shocked more parents than I'd like to believe I have. An M game can have a hundred different things in it. I'd rather have a new system with more explanations.

    1. Re:Why a generic rating by Bryansix · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The movie ratings have gone to this. Now an R-Rated film tells you exactly why it got that R Rating. Was it for gore and violence or for nudity and pervasive foul language?

    2. Re:Why a generic rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They do describe what the game contains-- or at least highlights. Turn the game over, and generally towards the bottom of the case it says something like "realistic blood and gore" or whatever. Point this out to the parents.

      As for a new system with more details, where are you going to place them? The back of a game is pretty much standardized. Summery of the game, images of the game, capabilities of the game (eg. 2 player, requires memory card), and copyright information. Can't put it on the front either-- that's reserved for the game image and other logos. So where does this go? A binder for people to look through? I doubt any parent would be willing to spend more time buying a dumb game for their dumb kid.

    3. Re:Why a generic rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      The movie ratings? What about the game ratings - If you look at the back of each game it describes (using one of the generic descriptors shown below) what is in the game.

              * Alcohol Reference - Reference to and/or images of alcoholic beverages
              * Animated Blood - Discolored and/or unrealistic depictions of blood
              * Blood - Depictions of blood
              * Blood and Gore - Depictions of blood or the mutilation of body parts
              * Cartoon Violence - Violent actions involving cartoon-like situations and characters. May include violence where a character is unharmed after the action has been inflicted
              * Comic Mischief - Depictions or dialogue involving slapstick or suggestive humor
              * Crude Humor - Depictions or dialogue involving vulgar antics, including "bathroom" humor
              * Drug Reference - Reference to and/or images of illegal drugs
              * Edutainment - Content of product provides user with specific skills development or reinforcement learning within an entertainment setting. Skill development is an integral part of product
              * Fantasy Violence - Violent actions of a fantasy nature, involving human or non-human characters in situations easily distinguishable from real life
              * Informational - Overall content of product contains data, facts, resource information, reference materials or instructional text
              * Intense Violence - Graphic and realistic-looking depictions of physical conflict. May involve extreme and/or realistic blood, gore, weapons, and depictions of human injury and death
              * Language - Mild to moderate use of profanity
              * Lyrics - Mild references to profanity, sexuality, violence, alcohol, or drug use in music
              * Mature Humor - Depictions or dialogue involving "adult" humor, including sexual references
              * Mild Violence - Mild scenes depicting characters in unsafe and/or violent situations
              * Nudity - Graphic or prolonged depictions of nudity
              * Partial Nudity - Brief and/or mild depictions of nudity
              * Real Gambling - Player can gamble, including betting or wagering real cash or currency
              * Sexual Themes - Mild to moderate sexual references and/or depictions. May include partial nudity
              * Sexual Violence - Depictions of rape or other sexual acts
              * Simulated Gambling - Player can gamble without betting or wagering real cash or currency
              * Some Adult Assistance May Be Needed - Intended for very young ages
              * Strong Language - Explicit and/or frequent use of profanity
              * Strong Lyrics - Explicit and/or frequent references to profanity, sex, violence, alcohol, or drug use in music
              * Strong Sexual Content - Graphic references to and/or depictions of sexual behavior, possibly including nudity
              * Suggestive Themes - Mild provocative references or materials
              * Tobacco Reference - Reference to and/or images of tobacco products
              * Use of Drugs - The consumption or use of illegal drugs
              * Use of Alcohol - The consumption of alcoholic beverages
              * Use of Tobacco - The consumption of tobacco products
              * Violence - Scenes involving aggressive conflict

      Oh, these were copied off the ESRB site.

    4. Re:Why a generic rating by TheNoxx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Right, so you've seen where the "M-rating" box EXPLAINS AND DETAILS EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING GAME? God dammit, even someone who claims to work in a video and video game rental store doesn't know what the hell they're talking about. From the "GTA: San Andreas" box purchased the day it came out: "Mature: Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs"

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    5. Re:Why a generic rating by Rorschach1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fortunately my 9-year old son understands the ESRB rating system and can explain it to me when I'm buying him games.

    6. Re:Why a generic rating by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I disagree. I think that kind of rating should be the purview of private industry. There is plenty of room for a ratings system that would rate things on the basis of their content, for example a "foul" word hit frequency log, number of scenes with [insert behavior here], et cetera. Plus, reviews written by a number of panel interviewers from specifically chosen walks of life, like "fundamentalist christian", "new-age feminist", "atheistic libertarian", et cetera. Each reviewer can have a bio so you can find out if you want their opinion or not. I think that the basic review chart should be sufficient to create the most important ratings, and if you want to know more, there should be a resource available to you that doesn't cost the developer anything.

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    7. Re:Why a generic rating by stubear · · Score: 1

      Insightful? I think not. Just a quick perusal through a handful of my XBOX titles reveals reasonable descriptive explanations as to why a game got an M or T rating (I have GTA: San Andreas but I got it before it was re-released as an AO). For instance, The Chronicles of Riddick got an M rating for Blood, Intense Violence, and Strong Language. After playing the game I'd say they're spot on. Sid Meier's Pirates got a T for Violence, Alcohol Reference, and Mild Suggestive Themes. I'd expect nothing less from a game about Pirates. Once again the ESRB got their rating spot on. The level of violence was much less than the violence in Chronicles of Riddick. Pitfall: The Lost Expedition got an E for Mild Suggestive Themes and Violence. OK, you got me on this one. Violence? Perhaps they should have used a less loaded word or tempered it with n adjective like "Cartoon Violence". If the game really has Violence, then perhaps it should have been given a T rating instead. The point is, the ESRB ratings already give enough information for parents to make a reasonable decision.

    8. Re:Why a generic rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This needs to be modded up...it's obvious the original poster was talking out of his ass. Apparently he's never bothered to look at any of the video games in the rental store he supposedly works at.

    9. Re:Why a generic rating by TeamSPAM · · Score: 1

      As many people have pointed out there are a descriptions of why the game got the rating it did. The line between M (17+ years) and AO (18+ years) is pretty thin. That's why I think that game store chains not carring AO title is silly. My only revision to the current rating system would be to make a bigger difference between M and AO or drop M all together.

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    10. Re:Why a generic rating by darthnoodles · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      DO you mean something like this:

      PARENT'S GUIDE

      # Sex/Nudity: sexually related dialogue; sexual innuendo; suggested sex off-screen; scantily clad woman

      # Drugs/Alcohol: smoking; drinking

      # Violence/Scariness: explosions; gunfire; brutal fighting often with bloody results

      # Objectional Words/Phrases: approx. 13

      This was taken from Roger's Video (canadian video rental place). It's there guide for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. They have guides like this for all their movies.

      Funnily enough, they don't have it for video games.

    11. Re:Why a generic rating by Zerathdune · · Score: 1
      Why do they just have to have generic rating. These companies should be obligated to print exactly what kind of material is in the game and let parents decide.

      sure, on the front it just says M, but on the back it does just what you're asking for. from the back of the Half-Life 2 box:

      "MATURE 17+
      Blood
      Intense Violence"

      But perhaps you would prefer it said "The player makes bloody corpses out of stalinist police and frightening monsters, some of which jump on people's faces, and gnaw at them until they're no longer recognizeable, and become bloody zombies under the control of these 'Head crabs'"

      there's a point at which things get too descriptive. the current system is fine, people just need to look at the existing details.

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    12. Re:Why a generic rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The line between M (17+ years) and AO (18+ years) is pretty thin. That's why I think that game store chains not carring AO title is silly.

      In the view of retailers, it's not about the age. It's more like the difference between an R-rated movie and an NC-17 movie. R is what's acceptable for adults in politically correct corporate America. NC-17, as opposed to X, indicates one of two things. Sexual / homosexual scenes - usually in artsy / indy films. Or extreme gore or violence that falls outside the mainstream (and considering Saw 2 didn't get an NC-17 rating, you can tell what I mean by extreme).

      So there is a big difference in how R/NC-17 or M/AO are viewed -- the age doesn't tell the whole story.

    13. Re:Why a generic rating by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What are you, an idiot? They already do this. If the rating is anything over E for Everyone, they always have a breakdown of exactly *why* it was rated that way.

      http://www.covergalaxy.com/download.asp?system=XBo x&gamename=Grand%20Theft%20Auto%20San%20Andreas&co vercode=Cover

      Look, there's a high resolution scan of the GTA San Andreas box (the one that all these groups are up in arms about.) Look at that block of large easily-visible text on the back that reads:

      Mature 17+
      Blood and Gore
      Intense Violence
      Strong Language
      Strong Sexual Content
      Use of Drugs

      You see that? The EXACT REASONS it got a M rating, right there printed on every copy on the shelves.

      Slashdot needs the -1 Just Plain Wrong moderation implemented, methinks.

    14. Re:Why a generic rating by Parham · · Score: 1

      I'm aware that they exist on the box, but I'd like an explanation, not just point form notes on what's in there. If it was so clearcut, parents wouldn't be renting the material. I think that's where the problem is. "Intense Violence", "Blood and Gore" is a lot less clear than "Players use guns to hunt down and kill people in a city, with semi-realistic blood effects". I'm sorry, I just thought it wasn't clear enough that parents were still getting these sorts of games for their children. But you've got your opinions, and I respect that.

      The other problem is that parents don't get the original box for the game when renting games. That's also a problem, especially when the content from behind the original box isn't rewritten on the box parents rent.

    15. Re:Why a generic rating by TheNoxx · · Score: 1

      I can't thank you enough for a civil reply, even if this topic does get me pretty irked. Labels like "Intense Violence" and "Blood and Gore" should be more than sufficient. If a parent believes that shooting someone to death in a city is unnacceptable violence, do you really think that there's an alternative "Blood and Gore" and "Intense Violence" that would be acceptable? Hacking someone to death with a sword? The reason that labels aren't entire, case-specific sentences is because any parent who thinks that burning someone to death isn't okay but beating someone bloody is okay is probably not entirely sane. Violence is violence.

      While I can't think of a rental store that doesn't display the rating on the rental box itself, I do agree that they should put the warnings of graphics on the boxes as well. However, parents still rent these games because they are not only *just games*, but there are worse things on daytime television. Desensitization doesn't just occur to children that play these games, but to the parents raising them.

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  13. Regulation of games is pointless by beeplet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The call to issue more AO ratings has little to do with rating accuracy, and more to do with NIMF's real agenda, which is to destroy the commercial viability of games it deems objectionable.

    Sounds likely to me.

    While it seems to me that an objective rating system could be a useful tool to parents, I am wary that it is probably the first step in restricting the sale of "violent" games to minors.

    It just doesn't make sense to me to try to regulate the sale of video games. I am fine with legal age limits on movies, cigarettes and alcohol, which people often try to compare it to, but there are a few key differences:

    1.) Movies, cigarettes and alcohol are relatively cheap. The ten or twenty dollars a teenager might have can go a long way. But what teenager has the $300 for a game console plus $50 per game without getting the money from his parents, which I would interpret as implict approval of their use? (And if a kid does earn that kind of money on his own, he is probably already sufficiently independent of his parents to make it a moot point.)

    2.) Cigarettes and alcohol are relatively easy to consume on the sly, and short of never letting a kid out of the house, parents can't directly control what movies they see in theatres with friends. Games, on the other hand, pretty much require a setup that is going to be used at home, where presumably there is usually someone around to supervise. It's not like kids can sneak out after school and hang out in the woods playing GTA with their friends.

    Anyway, my point is that the "protect the family" groups fundamentally misrepresent the danger posed to kids by violent games. And it seems especially hypocritical to claim to be "protecting the family" by undermining a parent's authority to have the final say in what is acceptable for their children... The regulation of games serves no purpose except to create the perception that these games are bad and thereby push one people's set of values on another.

    1. Re:Regulation of games is pointless by Gallenod · · Score: 1

      There are more kids walking around with $350 than you might think. There are kids driving cars like Audi's and BMWs to high school nowadays -- brand new ones, at that. Even a 16-year old with a part-time minimum wage job can scrape the money together in a month or two. The cost of a game console and some games is within reach.

      The real issue is parenting. With both parents working or distracted by other personal concerns, kids are left to regulate themselves. In single-parent homes, self-regulation may be even more likely. Then someone produces studies that claim large numbers of teenagers smoke, do drugs, or engage in sexual activity, even "Christian" kids. Rather than blame themselves, parents and their advocates seem to look for something else to blame, like Grand Theft Auto or Dungeons & Dragons.

      Maybe the NIMF action is as much a cry for help regulating their own children (whom they ignored while crusading) as it is an attempt to legislate the behavior of others.

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    2. Re:Regulation of games is pointless by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "I am fine with legal age limits on movies, cigarettes and alcohol, "

      Never mind the fact that there are NO legal age limits on movies, other than pornography.

      Also, cigarettes and alcohol have demonstrated, provable, adverse effects.

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    3. Re:Regulation of games is pointless by SuppleMonkey · · Score: 1

      I wish I could mod you up for the correct use of the word "moot." You must be new to SlashDot!

    4. Re:Regulation of games is pointless by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      Considering Mature is 17+ and AO is 18+, M isn't very meaningful.

      I am opposed to this NIMF, but more on free speech grounds. Adults are effected by censorship and ratings too, and children should have limited free speech rights (only parents or schools should be able to abridge them, and only when they are with their parents or at school respectively - doing otherwise would cause too many problems). Likewise, I am just as opposed to ESRB. They are not only a censorship board, but a private and unaccountable trust that has monopoly powers. Just as a government run censorship/rating trust would be very bad, I cannot see how a private run censorship trust is any better. One cannot even vote the ESRB out of office.

      While I do believe that some content can be harmful, my list is going to be very different from NIMFs (personally, I find movie violence, particularly when matched with a distorted and patriotic vision of war or authority [say, Birth of a Nation or Pearl Harbor], as patently offensive while I could care less about cartoon violence, nudity, and historically accurate violence [say, the violence contained in Battleship Potempkin or in your average History Channel documentary]). Other people might be appalled at nudity but feel that instilling violence is good (I personally know at least two people who believe that violent video games and TV makes their kids stronger and discourages or bans the playing of girly or kiddie games or TV by their sons). Yet other people might believe that historically accurate violence is okay, but would claim that Birth of a Nation is accurate while Battleship Potempkin is commie propoganda.

      Since the ratings are by necessity going to be political and going to differ among people, everything should be allowed. Parents should be responsible over younger children. They can make case-by-case decisions about what to buy for their kids, and going by solely a rating is really an abdication of responsibility as the back of the software box generally provides far more detailed information on the genre/style of the content. For everyone else, who are generally considered responsible enough to be accountable for their own actions, they should have access to whatever material they choose and no party, public or private, should be able to collude to marginalize or ban certain types of works.

      Alcohol and cigarettes are fine to age restrict as they cause harm, always to the drug user, and sometimes to other people. They also do not contain political or informational content. I would also be in favor of a phase out of those poisons, by banning them from being advertised, substantial taxation, and education and rehab.

      But movies? They're essentially identical to video games from a civil liberties point of view.

    5. Re:Regulation of games is pointless by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Games, on the other hand, pretty much require a setup that is going to be used at home, where presumably there is usually someone around to supervise. It's not like kids can sneak out after school and hang out in the woods playing GTA with their friends.

      No? Parents, even responsible ones, cannot (and should not, but that's a different issue) monitor their kids 24 hours a day. Have you never played a "forbidden" computer game late at night after you "officially" had gone to bed, all alone in your room, with the sound turned off, while your parents were already sleeping as well? I know I have, at least, and I'd be surprised if I was the only one.

      Generally, BTW, in my own opinion, the whole idea that games should be rated things like "Mature" or "Adult Only" is nonsensical. I agree that it's the parents' responsibility to restrict what their kids can and cannot see/play/consume, but these kinds of opaque labels don't help with that - what you'd really need is a detailed breakdown of how much of certain contents that parents might find objectionable a game has, and print that on the box. Everything else is essentially allowing parents to give up their own responsibility in this area already - no matter whether there's legislation that would actually make it an offense to sell games with certain ratings to minors or not.

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    6. Re:Regulation of games is pointless by potat0man · · Score: 1

      But what teenager has the $300 for a game console plus $50 per game without getting the money from his parents

      Among all teenagers, 34 percent were employed sometime during the year(1998), with average annual earnings of $2,270. source

      With no mortgage, rent, food or bills to pay that can go a long way. But any kid who holds down a job and makes that much money ought to be able handle a video game.

    7. Re:Regulation of games is pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you feel about buying DVDs? It seems that your argument would then be to allow unrestricted access to DVDs for children because DVDs "require a setup that is going to be used at home, where presumably there is usually someone around to supervise". I'd have to disagree with your argument that if a kid is earning their own money that they should be able to spend it on anything an adult can spend it on.

    8. Re:Regulation of games is pointless by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      Movies, cigarettes and alcohol are relatively cheap. The ten or twenty dollars a teenager might have can go a long way. But what teenager has the $300 for a game console plus $50 per game without getting the money from his parents, which I would interpret as implict approval of their use?

      Not much of a solid argument. We all know that electronic equipment gets cheaper over time. Prudes were complaining about violent games 10 years ago, and today you can buy those games for peanuts. By your logic, it would make sense to have age limits on violent SNES games, but not violent Xbox 360 games.

      It's not like kids can sneak out after school and hang out in the woods playing GTA with their friends.

      No, but they can go visit a friend with more lenient parents and play GTA at his house. You'll find a lot more disagreement among parents as to whether their kids should be playing games like Grand Theft Auto than whether their kids should be drinking or smoking.

      And it seems especially hypocritical to claim to be "protecting the family" by undermining a parent's authority to have the final say in what is acceptable for their children.

      Earlier, you wrote "I am fine with legal age limits on movies, cigarettes and alcohol", but now you think parents should have the final say? What makes video games so special?

      My solution? No age limits on anything. If you don't want your kids to do something, keep an eye on them, or teach them why they shouldn't do it. If that's too hard, I guess it really isn't that important to you after all. Eventually you'll realize that millions of kids do the same thing and they turn out fine.

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    9. Re:Regulation of games is pointless by agraupe · · Score: 1

      I dare anyone to smoke "on the sly" without getting caught by someone after a while. The smell of tobacco hangs around you for so long that, unless you spend at least 2-6 hours away from your parents after smoking (I don't actually know how long the smell takes to go away, but it's at least 2 hours), they will know. Combine that with the fact that they'll probably find your cigs sooner or later, and it's not a good recipe for not getting caught.

  14. ESRB doesn't work anyway. by ErichTheRed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know if I was a kid, the most coveted games for me would be rated "AO" or "M", just because I technically couldn't buy them. As a kid, even if my parents were religious freaks, I would have just gone down the street to my friend's house, whose parents choose to expose their kids to everything instead of locking them up in a bubble.

    I think the game manufacturers are probably quite happy with the ESRN simply because it adds an extra incentive to buy that title for kids who "can't". It's kind of like slapping those "explicit lyrics" stickers on CDs...doesn't do a thing.

    1. Re:ESRB doesn't work anyway. by Arch77 · · Score: 1

      My concern with the ESRB rating system is one similar to that of a grandmother trying to repartition the hard drive of her computer: incomprehension. Many parents don't understand, know, or care to know about it. The rating system that has "stuck" in the social consciousness is the one utilized by the motion picture industry: G, PG, PG13, R etc. It works!!! Everyone knows it. R means kids cannot view it (restricted). The same cannot, in my opinion, be said for the ESRB rating system. Although I am an avid videogame player, I cannot tell you offhand all of its rating symbols and their meanings. Why then does the videogame industry not implement the motion picture rating system? I have heard that it is because they want to be unique and distinguish themselves from that industry. Frankly, when the protection of children is on the line, I find that not to be a convincing reason. The obfuscation of the ESRB rating system seems to pander to the interests of children who want to trick their parents into taking them to an R rated movie. Just a thought.

  15. anyone else find this part kinda funny by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The reality is that publishers understand that retailers largely choose not to stock AO-rated games, and so in the interests of producing marketable games, publishers will oftentimes revise and resubmit a game that was initially assigned an AO by raters in an effort to produce an M-rated game. When this happens, the process starts again from the beginning, and each new version of a game is reviewed independently.

    you mean that *gasp* the video game industry does the EXACT same thing the movie industry has done for years?? I really wonder about the mentality of these censorship groups.

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  16. Jeez! by dangitman · · Score: 1
    The National Institute on Media and the Family is not some kind of credible organization or industry group. The story really should have mentioned that they are a bunch of prudish Christian wingnuts. The same kind of people who would be linking Dungeons and Dragons to satanism 20 years ago.

    Why pay them any attention? It's just advertising for them. Better to ignore such people, rather than feeding the trolls.

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    1. Re:Jeez! by goldspider · · Score: 1

      Signs you have a weak argument...

      1. Dismiss opponent as insane... check!
      2. Attack opponent with strawman... check!
      3. Advocate censoring opponent... check!

      In other words, why defend your own position when it's much less work to silence the opposition?

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    2. Re:Jeez! by dangitman · · Score: 1
      In other words, why defend your own position when it's much less work to silence the opposition?

      I don't have any power or desire to "silence" anyone. Instead, I said to ignore them. They have a right to free speech - but we are not obliged to listen. Nor is slashdot obliged to pay any attention to them. Not the same as trying to "silence" the opposition - which is a tactic favored by many of these right-wing "Christian" groups. In fact, many of them approve of violence against those who do not share their beliefs.

      I would never do any of that. But I am free to point out bias when it exists. If you cannot see how clearly this group is biased, then you have problems. What's wrong with dismissing an opponent who has no credibility?

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  17. It isnt difficult... by chewties · · Score: 0

    I agree. I see no problem with retailers being required to card for every M+ rated purchase. I used to manage a movie theater and it was simply company policy to card for R+ rated films. There are no laws forcing movie theaters to enforce MPAA ratings, it's just something they do out of a sense of social responsibility. If an employee fails to enforce the company policy, they get punished. If a pattern is evident at a certain theater location, the management gets punished. It's not rocket science. I agree with the majority that parents should be ultimately responsible for their children, but a little social responsibility from game retailers sure wouldn't hurt.

    1. Re:It isnt difficult... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      The point is that is shouldn't be a criminal offense punishable by fines and jail time, when it's not for a movie theater.

      These people try and drive the point of "interactivity" with the violence to be the reason that justifies why violent video games are so much more worse than violent movies that it deserves to be a criminal offense.

      Should these companies be carding? Yeah, they should. But they shouldn't be held at knife point to do it.

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    2. Re:It isnt difficult... by chewties · · Score: 0

      Oh I completely agree there. I was referring to "punishment" in the form of disciplinary action carried out by the employer on the offending staff members. Jail time and heavy fines would be ludicrous. I imagine it's only a matter of time before a civil suit prompts companies to actually take on this level of responsibility voluntarily.

    3. Re:It isnt difficult... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Oh I completely agree there. I was referring to "punishment" in the form of disciplinary action carried out by the employer on the offending staff members. Jail time and heavy fines would be ludicrous.

      That's good to hear... unfortunately, that's not what's going on in the legislative environment. They're pushing for criminalization of selling M+ games to children. Essentially, like selling them tabacco or alcohol.

      We do need more suits pushing companies to actually consider age when selling a video game, but the legislative bodies are being pressured by lobbyists who are convincing them that the interactive nature of these requires the criminal liability of the companies more so than the civil liabilities that exist in the movie industry.

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  18. Violent games in the right context... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have no problems with replacing all the monsters in Doom 3 with that purple-loving freak named Barney. Pokemons will work just as well. That should changed the M rating into a T rating. :P

    1. Re:Violent games in the right context... by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Pokemon makes a crappy anime. People see the anime and act like it's suddenly all kiddy. They ignore the mature manga and deep RPGs which are extremely deep when you look into them.

      Games may have influenced some nutjob kids to kill others. The 10 million kids they gave an outlet to so they didn't go nuts and do this sort of thing get ignored.

      You're doing exactly what they're doing. Insulting/naysaying against things while ignoring the exact opposit side of the argument which GASP disputes everything and is infact a whole lot bigger.

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    2. Re:Violent games in the right context... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I'm just pointing out what's a common practice in the game industry to get the rating. A few cosmetic changes here and there can change the rating. This is no different than movies being edited to get a desired rating.

      Seriously, give Doom 3 a Barney or Pokemon mod, you turn a M-rated game with bloody violence into a T-rated game with cartoonish violence. You're still pointing a gun and blowing things into flying chunks, but the ratings are different.

  19. Gee, I wonder why it got these grades by porkThreeWays · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ratings Education: C+
    Retailers' Policies: B
    Retailers' Enforcement: D-
    Ratings Accuracy: F
    Arcade Survey: B-
    Industry's 10-year cumulative grade: D+

    To begin, most parents I know don't enforce video game ratings in the same manner they do movie ratings. Most of us grew up with games unrated and turned out fine. The fact that retailers don't heavily enforce the policies goes to show how many people think the game rating system is silly in the first place.

    As for the rating accuracy getting a failing grade, I whole heartedly agree that given the organization handing out these grades is politically motivated, they just want to push violet games out of the market by making as many as possible Adult Only. If this were a real issue, we'd have droves of pissed off parents with 16 year olds they thought were playing a different game. In reality, AO has the stigma of being equivalent to hard core porn. These games aren't the equivalent, and this really is more a political group crying they aren't getting their way. Uh oh, we've got a baby down. I repeat, baby down! Someone call the wah-bulance!!

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    1. Re:Gee, I wonder why it got these grades by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Most of us grew up with games unrated and turned out fine.

      Most of us grew up in an era where video game violence meant blowing up wireframe tanks and where sex in videogames was nonexistent, and the closest you got to drugs (besides blowing away dealers in N.A.R.C.) was running through mazes chomping on pills and listening to electronic music.

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    2. Re:Gee, I wonder why it got these grades by valintin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The fallacy of your statement is that most of us grew up with game stores where nearly every game was made and marketed for kids. You haven't understood or followed the change in the industry because it was happening while you grew up.

      When you were a kid you could play nearly every game in the store. Imagine an eight year old now and nearly a third of the games they see, they can't play because they are not age appropriate.

    3. Re:Gee, I wonder why it got these grades by Kjella · · Score: 1

      To begin, most parents I know don't enforce video game ratings in the same manner they do movie ratings. Most of us grew up with games unrated and turned out fine.

      Yeah, but some of us also remember which games they grew up with. First of all it was children's games, secondly most of them sucked bigtime in graphics. I remember Wolfenstein 3D made a big fuzz, but it was like "pop a few bullets, nazi fall down". I barely remember any game with erotics (unless you count "Sex games" for C64 which could be replicated more accurately with Barbie and Ken dolls undressed). Or the heavy sex scenes of Leisure Suit Larry (if you've played it, you know I'm joking). It even promoted safe sex :p. Or the infamous Mortal Kombat where you could do tricks to rip the heart out or something, but it was like you punched into his chest and pulled out a little red ball. And Test Drive was nothing like GTA.

      That said, I think many kids *do* grow up with these games (having overheard a few talking on the bus and such). Consider it a major social experiement in progress. And pr0n? Pop-ups, IM messages and the such make sure kids are introduced way before they are ready. I mean it's one thing to learn about guns and death, another to see photorealistic guts sprayed out everywhere. Just as some basic sex-ed isn't "Barely legal sluts take it in all holes!" Granted, you found a little in the old days *when you were looking*, but the you already had a bit of sexual curiosity.

      Overall I think I'm glad I grew up when you could still be a kid, really. Today it seems that young kids dress like adults, listen to adult music, are asked to have opinions I don't recall ever having to consider, and in general want to and have to BE more like little adults. You have to deal with violence, alcohol, drugs and sex at a much earlier stage. It seems to me that "adult" life is being forced upon you so much sooner, and it's not all that grand as it sounds. There was a poll recently among 10-12 year olds about "childhood". The majority already considered it a thing of the past, they didn't consider themselves children anymore. This has changed a lot in the last decade or two. If I have kids, I'd want to try to restrict their access to stuff like violent video games. They'll get exposed to it soon enough, if not sooner anyway.

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  20. As a Christian myself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I'd rather promote my beliefs by my actions instead of telling other people how to live their lives. The entire meaning of religion goes straight over the head of these people and they don't even see it. Sad.

  21. Demographic chaning.. by xtal · · Score: 1

    I'm part of the generation that grew up playing video games, and we're cruisin through the 30's now. It's natural that we'd want to see more adult-themed games. The wild success of GTA absolutely guarantees they will be there in the future, no matter WHAT the "moral majority" says. Money talks.

    That said, call a spade a spade, kids can't buy porn either. But don't rate differently because it's a game, the same rules should apply to all media. As an adult, -I- pick what I want. Rate it how you want.

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  22. Correct me If I'm wrong... by Ostien · · Score: 1

    But isint the only difference between an M and an AO rating is thatyou have to be 17 to buy a M rated game and 18+ to buy an AO rated game? Why is that year difference such a big deal? We all know there is not a whole hell of a lot of difference in a year. Especially when its between 17 and 18.

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    1. Re:Correct me If I'm wrong... by Drakai · · Score: 1

      17 to 18 is a huge gap in time at that age. It is just one year in life and in general not a big deal but kids change so rapidly from 13 to 18 that you have to wait for everyone to reach the same page of maturity when writing stuff in the big book of rules. I have met 15 year olds that were indistinguishable from 18 year olds and I don't even get out that much. But that doesn't preclude late bloomers and impressionable kids who are just getting ready to step out on their own at 18.

    2. Re:Correct me If I'm wrong... by Scoth · · Score: 1

      Probably the same reason you can't buy porn at 17 years, 364 days old but all of a sudden you're "mature" enough to buy it at 18. Or are too young for alcohol at 20 years, 364 days but suddenly are at 21. Arbitrary numbers. Have to have some sort of benchmark, and short of subjective "Is Bobby Ready to Drink?" sort of evaluations. Same with driving

      The problem is, while some 16 year olds are clearly ready to drive, some clearly aren't. And right now there's no practical way of determining that short of extensive testing beyond the driving tests used currently in the US (dunno about other states, but where I am they're pretty much a joke).

      I don't remember where I was going with this, so I'm just going to submit it now and hope it makes sense :)

    3. Re:Correct me If I'm wrong... by k_187 · · Score: 1

      AO has boobies, M does not...

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    4. Re:Correct me If I'm wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here are the descriptions straight from the ESRB website:
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      MATURE
      Titles rated M (Mature) have content that may be suitable for persons ages 17 and older. Titles in this category may contain intense violence, blood and gore, sexual content, and/or strong language.

      ADULTS ONLY
      Titles rated AO (Adults Only) have content that should only be played by persons 18 years and older. Titles in this category may include prolonged scenes of intense violence and/or graphic sexual content and nudity.
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      Personal commentary/opinion:
      Although the stated ages are only a year apart, there is a bit of a difference in the strength of the language, e.g. "may be be suitable" vs. "should only be played".

      The natural comparison would be with movie ratings. So M would correspond to an R rated movie, while AO would correspond to NC-17/X. Almost always in movies, what separates R from NC-17/X movies is the level of sexual content/nudity. However, I have to wonder whether a number of games rated as Mature have a level of violence that goes above most any R rated movie.

      Other than that aspect, the ESRB ratings system/judging seems just as reasonable to me as the movie ratings. The worst grade I can fathom then is a C for Ratings, and that's only if the violence in M games are often exceeding what would be found in R rated movies.

    5. Re:Correct me If I'm wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear what you're saying, but there has to be a line somewhere (however arbitrary that "somewhere" may seem).

      E.g., is there that much difference between a person who is 20 yrs old and one who is 21 that makes the 21 yr old able to drink/deal with alcohol that much better than the 20 yr old? IMO, probably not, but ya gotta draw the line somewhere.

    6. Re:Correct me If I'm wrong... by ArwynH · · Score: 1
      But isint the only difference between an M and an AO rating is thatyou have to be 17 to buy a M rated game and 18+ to buy an AO rated game? Why is that year difference such a big deal? We all know there is not a whole hell of a lot of difference in a year. Especially when its between 17 and 18.

      Doesn't make sense does it? That's because you know what the ratings mean, a parent doesn't. Let's say a parent comes into the store to buy a game for thier kid. If a game is rated 'M' for mature the parent might consider his/her child mature enough to play it sinse after all it's 'only a video game'. On the other hand if the same parent saw the game was rated 'AO' they wouldn't touch it with a barge pole.

      Thus 'M'-rated games have a larger consumer market than AO-rated games, so more game producers produce M-rated games.

  23. There are many Christians like us. by Dareth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We are just not as vocal as the Ralph Reed variety.

    I am a Christian. I believe in God. I also read fantasy novels, play D&D, and even play some violent video games. I am also an adult.

    I do not press my views on other people, yet I do not hide what I believe when asked.

    I can't scare people into heaven, but I can tell them that I have a close relationship with God. Nor do I claim to know everything, or have a perfect understanding of God and religion.

    My beliefs are personal, between myself and God. I will let other people develop (or not) the same relationship. I just know it works for me.

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    1. Re:There are many Christians like us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      I also read fantasy novels, play D&D, and even play some violent video games. I am also an adult.


      Clippy tells me there is a "sentence agreement problem" whatever that means...
    2. Re:There are many Christians like us. by Krach42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Another good response is usually, "Hey dude, God saved my sorry ass... now what did you do that's so bad that God can't forgive you for it?"

      Living a lifestyle where people know that you're a Christian but that God saves even the most imperfect is sometimes the strongest witness you can give anyone.

      I once had a girl tell me, "You're Christian? But you cuss!" I'm just like, "Uh... yeah... what about being a Christian says that I'm perfect... my religious beliefs in fact tell me I'm not."

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    3. Re:There are many Christians like us. by F_Scentura · · Score: 1

      "We are just not as vocal as the Ralph Reed variety."

      The squeaky jerks get the grease (political power), sadly.

    4. Re:There are many Christians like us. by sedyn · · Score: 1

      "I can't scare people into heaven..."

      Sure you can, just write a GTA mod based on the book of Revelations.

      That game would get an M rating...

      My personal favourite is a GTA mod like Passion of the Christ...

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    5. Re:There are many Christians like us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truly a shame that this won't make it to +5. Damned good!

    6. Re:There are many Christians like us. by jandrese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, they deliver votes so it's no surprise that they get attention in Congress. Do you really think Bush would have won the last election if he wasn't pandering to the religious right so heavily?

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    7. Re:There are many Christians like us. by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I once had a girl tell me, "You're Christian? But you cuss!" I'm just like, "Uh... yeah... what about being a Christian says that I'm perfect... my religious beliefs in fact tell me I'm not."

      Bart: I think I'll go for the life of sin, followed by a presto-change-o deathbed repentance.
      Faith: Wow, that's a good angle. [contemplates for a second] But that's not God's angle. Why not spend your life helping people instead. Then you're also covered in case of sudden death.
      Bart: Full coverage? Hmmm.

      My angle is that if God is reasonable, he will understand why I cannot force myself to believe trumped-up bullshit. And if he's not reasonable, then we are all fucked.

      (Then there's the 99.3% chance that consciousness is just an illusion and there is nothing after we die and the 1.0-1e-37% chance that even if there is a supreme being, he is nothing like anything described in any particular religious canon.)

    8. Re:There are many Christians like us. by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (Then there's the 99.3% chance that consciousness is just an illusion and there is nothing after we die and the 1.0-1e-37% chance that even if there is a supreme being, he is nothing like anything described in any particular religious canon.)

      Our brains control our perception of time (which is another way of saying that, ultimately, we control our perception of time). How do you know that the "afterlife" isn't the creation of the consciousness that is aware that its support system is shutting down? Would our minds simply stop recording time and infinitly time-stretch a perfectly real dream?

    9. Re:There are many Christians like us. by WickedClean · · Score: 1

      You totally just described me!

      I get disgusted at how some of 'our kind' act. The media just loves to give them attention because the rest of the world likes to laugh at them, and us in a way. Bugs the hell out of me.

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    10. Re:There are many Christians like us. by Xcruciate · · Score: 1

      Ouch. I think I just sprained my brain thinking about that.

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    11. Re:There are many Christians like us. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." --Douglas Adams

      Here's an interesting exercise. Imagine that time does not exist and that there is only "now." That's how dogs perceive reality...they don't have a concept of time, just entropy and physical changes that stimulate their responses. It really does something to you inside when you lose the "sensation" or "feeling" of a past or future and realize that those events are just different physical configurations of "stuff" that is here right now.

    12. Re:There are many Christians like us. by eosp · · Score: 1
      Summary: Our way is the only way, otherwise, you'll be sad.What proves your way is true?Our holy text comes from God.

      Will the real "holy text" please stand up?

    13. Re:There are many Christians like us. by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      How do you know that the "afterlife" isn't the creation of the consciousness that is aware that its support system is shutting down? Would our minds simply stop recording time and infinitly time-stretch a perfectly real dream?

      I'll generously assign that idea a 1e-125% chance of being correct. But, I'll up it to a 5% chance if your cause of death is falling into a black hole. (Though I'd imagine your synapses would be ripped apart before you experienced much in the way of time effects.)

    14. Re:There are many Christians like us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmm, yeah he'd have probably still won since he was running against a lunatic whose plan consisted of standing up and proclaiming "I have a plan".

      Not that he's any good...

      Maybe we should elect presidents by doing a "Jury duty" type call, get 12 people whether they like it or not, then electorially whittle them down to two and elect one. The only good leaders are the ones who don't want to be there, and haven't spent their whole narcissitic lives trying to kiss ass and rule over other people.

    15. Re:There are many Christians like us. by mauriatm · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your candor. I agree completely.

    16. Re:There are many Christians like us. by ianguy · · Score: 0

      "Would our minds simply stop recording time and infinitly time-stretch a perfectly real dream?"

      Yeah, I saw the end of American Beauty too. The movie What Dreams May Come alludes to this idea too. I like the idea, but am still afraid of death.

      Wow, who thought a post about video game ratings would spur this kind of OT discussion...

    17. Re:There are many Christians like us. by ke4roh · · Score: 1

      Count me in! I'm tired of Christians imposing their morality by force of law. I do what I can within my church to promote tolerance and understanding. For example, when Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore brought a monument of the 10 Commandments into the State Courthouse, I asked a church group, "Do you think a Buddhist in Alabama will get a fair trial?" They thought about it and mostly came to agree with my reasoning that church and state really DO need to be separate entities, at least in that situation. Give to Caesar what is Caesar's.

      It's a delicate balance to guide our brothers without tripping over our own faults along the way. We all have them - it's just a matter of being open to understanding them. Beware of anyone who has all the answers!

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    18. Re:There are many Christians like us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Imagine that time does not exist and that there is only "now." That's how dogs perceive reality."

      Execpt that time does exist, so the dog is merely ignorant of it. We know time exists because we can alter it in slight ways, such as going extremely fast. We know it's not just in our heads because the universe and life evolved before humans were humans. And I seriously doubt a dog perceives everything as 'now'. Dogs clearly have memories, clearly remember past events such as where to get food and when the owners return. They also clearly anticipate future events, such as feeding and the arrival of their owners.

    19. Re:There are many Christians like us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But cursing isn't a sin. You can't find anywhere in the bible where it says cursing is a sin.

  24. liability, costs, legality by dangitman · · Score: 1
    To get retailers to start carding everybody for games?

    Because it's not a retail store's responsibility to raise your kids. And such stores could face lawsuits, for either denying someone a purchase, or for accidentally selling a game to an underage kid. Once the retailer takes action on this, they are also responsible for any outcomes. If they don't do anything, they are not liable. And it costs money to enforce rules and check IDs.

    This is not like alcohol and tobacco, where there are actual laws that stores have to check ID, and underage smoking and drinking is actually illegal. It's not illegal for underage kids to buy a game that has been rated for older children. So, the stores should not do anything until the government changes the law.

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    1. Re:liability, costs, legality by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      It's not like alcohol or tobacco, it's like movies.

      I honestly don't get why video games stores don't card for rated M games, but DVD stores will card to rent/buy a rated R movie. And I think that's the same confusion the grandparent has... you'd think the game industry would be doing this if only to AVOID having laws passed that would force them to.

      What really bothers me is this: The movie industry is trusted to enforce their own ratings system, why isn't the video game industry? Why is there a big call for laws preventing the sales of games instead of a call for video game retailers to check IDs?

    2. Re:liability, costs, legality by dangitman · · Score: 1
      What really bothers me is this: The movie industry is trusted to enforce their own ratings system, why isn't the video game industry? Why is there a big call for laws preventing the sales of games instead of a call for video game retailers to check IDs?

      Why does it bother you? It's just a bunch of blowhards who create "rating systems" in the first place. Why not judge content for yourself, rather than relying on a bureaucracy? And it's only movies and games we are talking about - not weapons or drugs.

      I'd rather ask "why the fuck do movie theatres card people," than ask that such crap has to be forced onto even more markets than it already is. The whole concept is pretty damn stupid. I'd rather live in a decent society than among a bunch of immature ID-checking assholes, whether they are over 18 or not.

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  25. So True by thebdj · · Score: 1

    NIMF is just downright stupid. They are calling for more and more AO games, but similar material gets into R-rated movies (remember by the ratings that is 16 and older, M is 17+, AO is 18+) and you do not see them attacking the ratings issued out for them. Like most any organization, NIMF has an agenda and it just so happens their agenda is to "protect the children". While this might be valorous in the eyes of some, it is downright attrocious the odds to which they will go to meet their goals.

    Here is a group, with some degree of political clout, who enjoys screaming foul and overacting to what they consider indecency. To remedy the problems with the media, they have decided to enlist the politicians of the US to pass laws making these foul games illegal to sell to minors and to make as many games AO as possible. As a matter of fact, the only good thing NIMF has done lately is put space between themselves and Jack 'The Hack' Thompson.

    In the end, NIMF (and many parents) forget that it is not the responsibility of the government, or for that matter the game industry or retailers, to control the content of games that make their way into the hands of children. The responsibility for that falls squarely on the shoulders of parents, and it is tiring to see people who would rather hand off that responsibility to someone else, because they do not think they should be responsible for what their child watches, plays, or hears.

    Our society is in a downward spiral. Within my own relatively short lifetime (born circa 1982), we have seen the PG-13 Rating (1984, not too big a deal I think), Parental Advisory sticker (1985), NC-17 Rating (1990, Though really a replacement for the X-Rating), Birth of the ESRB (1994), the TV Parental Guidelines (1997), and the V-Chip (required on 13+ inch TV post-2000).

    I am sure I might have missed some things, but really it does paint a bad picture that slowly parents have begun to throw away responsibility to a computer chip and ratings boards, instead of actually watching to see what it is their children are doing with their time. I am just glad my parents looked past ratings and as such I got to enjoy a good many R-rated movies years ahead of time.

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    1. Re:So True by glitch0 · · Score: 1

      the age for R rated movies is 17.

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  26. ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one that thinks this silly organization's name is essentially Nymph? As in short for sex crazed maniac... doesn't seem like much of a family organization to me.. but i'd like to see thier brochure :)

  27. Three ways that the government does it by tepples · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's only censorship when the government does it.

    When

    1. the municipal government's zoning board denies the right to use land for a video game store that sells AO games,
    2. the government denies the right to advertise that a publisher publishes or that a store sells AO games (as happens widely in Europe), or
    3. the government's patent office denies the right to make a console specifically for AO games,
    then "the government does it". Now what point are you going to make in order to avoid the term "censorship"?
    1. Re:Three ways that the government does it by mebollocks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      2. the government denies the right to advertise that a publisher publishes or that a store sells AO games (as happens widely in Europe), or
      Huh, widely happens in europe? Speaking as a european, living in Holland, where not only can I walk down around the corner to streets of legalised prostitution while smoking a joint and go home and watch daytime TV that shocks every USian I've ever met here.
      Where on earth did you get the idea that the 'government' prevents publishers from advertising that they publish in Europe? Or from a store advertising that it sells AO games? Christ I can barely avoid nudity during the day on TV let alone, simple ads for games. Linkage please?!
      Now what point are you going to make in order to avoid reality?

    2. Re:Three ways that the government does it by tepples · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a european, living in Holland

      I was talking more about the United Kingdom or Germany than about Holland or the rest of Netherlands. You'll find that much of Europe is much less socially liberal than Netherlands.

      Where on earth did you get the idea that the 'government' prevents publishers from advertising that they publish in Europe? Or from a store advertising that it sells AO games?

      From a rawther detailed comment to a Slashdot article within the past two weeks, which would probably take me several hours to find because I would have to re-read every comment to each such article because Slashdot's search is poor and most comments are excluded from Google and other web search engines through robots.txt.

      Christ I can barely avoid nudity during the day on TV let alone, simple ads for games.

      But what about violence? The attitudes toward nudity on TV and violence on TV are commonly thought to be the exact opposite in Europe from how they are in North America, where violence fills the airwaves every day but accidentally showing a tit for a second is grounds for a media circus.

    3. Re:Three ways that the government does it by SonictheHeadshot · · Score: 1

      Here in Germany, if a game is indiziert, the Publisher can't advertise it and it can only be sold under the counter. It happens not that often (mostly because the games are pre censored like green blood and the likes), but it happens. Luckly if life 20 km from the dutch border, so it is for me not that bigga deal.

    4. Re:Three ways that the government does it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was talking more about the United Kingdom
      ...and you were still wrong. Possibly you were talking about this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4310465.stm - you can't show some adverts for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on television before 9pm. Not a blanket ban on advertising the game, or that your store sells it: for example, you can still put up a poster in the street for the game, or show another advert with less violent content before 9pm on television, or show a violent advert after 9pm. Posters advertising Grand Theft Auto are rather common in London.
    5. Re:Three ways that the government does it by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      What do you mean you are a european? You are an EUian, damn dumbass. You make me ashamed to be Dutch.

      I am an American. If you wish to be more politically correct, I am a United States Citizen.

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  28. Why be comparative when you can be inflammatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am amused that they cite the jump in the "violent content" of M rated games.

    How many R-rated movies contain the EXACT SAME CONTENT that they are decrying video games for?

  29. *cough* by patonw · · Score: 1

    sounds like someone has a political agenda. Has anyone even heard of the NIMF?

    I mean you very well can't rate content that's inaccessible except via a third party hack until you know about the hack.

  30. Reality is that the NIMF are right-wing wackos... by javaxman · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    and when I say that I mean *extreme* right-wing wackos. They are the U.S. equivalent of the Taliban, except ( as far as we know ) they aren't heavily armed, just heavily funded.

    True, normal Christians are done a great disservice by these extremists who pretend to speak for them. We should all applaud the ESRB for calling them out on their socio-political agenda.

    Actually, I feel a little bad for lumping the NIMF in with a lot of right-wingers, many of whom are really *fiscal* conservatives but would prefer *less* government involvement in our lives, not more... the NIMF wants a nanny state that polices the morals of grown adults and children alike... and when they can't force the government to step in ( usually due to these annoying "rights" people insist on ), they lobby business to do it for them.

    Really, culture and social values should be taugh by PARENTS, and the NIMF should find something more useful to do than trying to censor entertainment and media. Maybe feeding the hungry, if they're such good Christians.

  31. NIMF has a political agenda, ESRB doesn't, mostly by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't really see anything the original post doesn't cover.

    A more or less neutral rater(ESRB), pretty much the gaming version of the MPAA, gives games ratings. Just like the 'NC-17' or the old X ratings, Movies intending to have a presence on the mass market theaters will work with the board to get a better rating. They'll edit the movie to get down to an R or PG-13. A PG-13 movie has a much wider viewing audience than a R, so there's pressures to make films even milder if it's a marginal R. And, just like the MPAA, there are going to be oddities on how they rate certain marginal films. The rating is being decided upon by a board of humans, on what can be called a piece of art. You can't necessarily make up a metric based on number of deaths, that'd sink movies like the titanic, war movies having battlegrounds. Neither can you measure by 'punches thrown'(what if it's a documentary about a boxer?), amount of curse words, etc. It's all relative.

    NIMF appears to be an organization of fear mongers, trying to control society through the cry of 'it's for the children!'.

    If they want more games to be assigned an 'AO' rating, well, then they should actually work on convincing stores to stock them. Otherwise you'll get a number of 'borderline' games, where, just like in films, they edit and tweak to get the lower rating so they can actually have a physical presence in stores like Best Buy, Walmart, Target. Heck, even places like Gamestop and such don't stock AO games.

    I was allowed to rent and watch R rated movies, with my younger brother, from when I was 12. My parents had to submit a signed letter with the rental place for me to be able to, but they did it. Why? They felt that I was able to handle the difference between fiction and reality. Of course, ratings were tougher back then, to the point that today, people today would scratch their heads and go 'They gave THAT an R?'.

    If NIMF has it's way, it'd end up having to call for legal enforcement of the ratings systems, because adults would be ignoring them even more, like my parents did for the R ratings. Their only restriction was a verbal 'no horror films'. Of course, they usually watched with us.

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  32. What the fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How on earth did the parent get modded Interesting? That trash is just about as useful as those stupid numbers games where you take a numeric representation of Microsoft and the result is 666 a.k.a. the sign of the beast.

  33. ESRB gets an "A+" by jwd-oh · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have just created a World Wide orgnziation called World-wide Institute on Media and People (WIMP for short). We give ESRB an "A+" Why? Just Because! and the NIMF, they get an "F" and a "U" from the WIMP.

  34. Obligatory reference to Futurama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An 'F'? They could have given the worst grade ever... an 'A minus minus'.

  35. Seems familiar by Frastolator · · Score: 1

    deja vu, I think we have done this before.

  36. It's killographic! by Peldor · · Score: 2, Interesting
    As stupid as this NIMF report is, the invention of the word "Killographic" is utterly brilliant. I'd put it right on the front of my box if I was a game designer.

    I'm not just a gamer, I'm a killographer!

  37. No creditability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first argument given to justify that their premise "The ratings system is broken" is talking about the hidden porn in Grand Theft Auto. Given that the porn was hidden, it says nothing about the rating system accuracy.

  38. At least be consistent idiots when rating the ESRB by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

    It is funny how they go after some games, and not others.. like the violence and language in GTA for example, and not against the explciit songs in games like Dance Dance Revolution, like "Blow my Whistle, Bitch!" which anybody with a brain can be lead to believe that the song circulates around a guy asking a girl for a blowjob. C'mon, if you are going to go all superiority blowhard, at least do it evenly.... I give this group an F anyways for lack of consistency, Alack of logical and rational thinking and logic, and political motive cover-up.

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  39. Why is an AO rating so bad? by kp_sidekick · · Score: 1

    If they put an AO rating on the game, why is this a bad thing? This is just telling the buyer that it is for "Adults Only"... Is that a bad thing to notify the consumer? I really don't see an argument here. I think the people that hate this the most are the teens that feel they have a right to buy whatever type of game they want... sorry kiddies, you don't! :P An idea for the game companies: Make games more fun instead of having to resort to sex, filth, and immorality! Be more creative instead of trying to use adult material as a selling crutch!

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    1. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You kind of missed the point of what folks are complaingin about here. The necessity of the AO rating isn't on trial here. The problem here is the fact that the ESRB was given an F in accuracy because of the lack of AO rated games out there. Well, if the companies producing a game want to market and sell their games to a larger share of the gaming population, they'll cut, trim, and change their AO rated game until it recieves an M rating, much like the maker's of today's Movies do (as has been explained fairly thoroughly).
      What NIMF has done here is basically equivalent to firing a baseball player for not hitting a homerun on a pitch that was never thrown.
      I myself think games should be rated just like any other media out there, however NIMF clearly has its own agenda here.

    2. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by kp_sidekick · · Score: 1

      I think a consistent rating with any media is in order. If there is any sexual content of any kind in a movie, magazine, game, etc., it should have an "AO" rating.

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    3. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm not in the bussiness of determining right and wrong, but the problem with AO rated games is most retail companies won't sell them. If you force things that were previously M to be AO and lump them with the stuff that a majority finds a moral problem with, then they will not be sold. So unless you make an even more extreme rating for stores to not sell, moving a bunch of M games to the AO rating would kill a bunch of game developers.

      Now I agree that some game companies should try to make more use of creativity in their games, but this outcry isn't trying to get that. These people are simply trying to make it very hard for certain games to be purchased by anyone.

    4. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by duerra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's bad because Wal-Mart doesn't sell AO games. (Nor do a number of other major retailers...)

    5. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by kp_sidekick · · Score: 1

      "Well, I'm not in the bussiness of determining right and wrong, but the problem with AO rated games is most retail companies won't sell them." Isn't that a good thing? Why would I want my teenager playing that crap? Grand Theft Auto, imho, has crossed the line. Using the internal/hidden sex mini game was a plot for popularity. What kid wouldn't love to buy this because of a hidden easter egg? The Game company knows what its doing... "These people are simply trying to make it very hard for certain games to be purchased by anyone." When you say anyone... you mean minors, correct? Because anyone that is an adult, can find ways to purchase these games... thanks to credit cards and the internet.

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    6. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, kids DO have the right to purchase and read/watch/play whatever they want. Just because the law says otherwise, doesn't make it so.

    7. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by kp_sidekick · · Score: 1

      That's a funny comment coming from a kid... well said young whipper-snapper! Kids are given whatever "priveledges" their parents give to them. Without parents, kids wouldn't even exist. And there is a difference between kids and adults... hopefully you can figure what the differences are?

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    8. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      easter eggs don't usually require you download and patch the game. Such easter eggs could be made for any game then. GTA was just a little easier since it had some code to work with already.

    9. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by kp_sidekick · · Score: 1

      Does it matter how you patch it? This is not just a simple pr0n image but a mini game!!! Making a game is difficult, the mini game would be no exception. Therefore it was placed in there strategically to gather interest once it was discovered... news spreads like wildfire on the internet... and the popularity would grow amongst adults, teens, and younger consumers. GTA was just the perfect example.

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    10. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      I think a consistent rating with any media is in order. If there is any sexual content of any kind in a movie, magazine, game, etc., it should have an "AO" rating.

      Because the human body is something to cover up and be ashamed of?

      When American kids can watch death, misery, and mayhem on the evening news but a nipple is taboo there's a problem.

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    11. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by kp_sidekick · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with the human body. Where did that come from??? I'm talking about mature content in media. You probably see no difference between the naked human body, and pr0n images (sexual acts,)on the internet, do you? Btw, death, misery, and mayhem is not ok for kids either, (American or not)... what's your point?

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    12. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      what's your point?

      That you made an arbitrary statement in which you would impose your morality on others.

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    13. Re:Why is an AO rating so bad? by kp_sidekick · · Score: 1

      My morality??? No one has ownership over morality. Either your moral or your not... you make the call for yourself.

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  40. Grade F? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    The ESRB gets a 'Family' rating? That's good, because if they had an AO rating, I'd have to boycott any game with that smutty logo on the box.

    1. Re:Grade F? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      c'mon, mod the parent +(whatever) funny!

      made me chuckle =)

  41. How is this any different than... by pulse2600 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...what the movie studios do? A movie is made and goes before the MPAA for rating. MPAA rates it R, but the studios were hoping for a PG-13. The MPAA tells them what they would need to cut for a PG-13 rating, so the studios comply and get the rating they need to sell their movie the way they want. The ESRB also includes some description on the box of the game that says why the game was rated the way it was...i.e. "intense blood and gore" or "drug use", etc. In a way they are doing better jobs than the MPAA. All music CDs say on the front of their packaging is "Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics", no mention of how explicit or the subject matter of the explicit areas. So they must suck worse than the MPAA. I don't understand how anyone can be upset with the ESRB rating process other than those who simply do not want the rest of society to have a choice as to how people go about entertaining themselves.

    On another note, if the ESRB tightened their ratings, couldn't game vendors get around it by releasing expansion packs that make the game more graphic or explicit, much like "The Sims" has been doing? Rockstar could earn their weight in gold by offering expansions to GTA that make the game "AO" while selling the base game under an "M" rating. Would the expansion pack have to have an "AO" rating even if the expansion pack can not be played on its own, so if a kid bought it they would not be exposed to its content since a kid should not be able to buy an "M" rated game anyway?

  42. MOD PARENT UP (no text) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I told you no text, dang it! Why'd you click anyways?

  43. This is completely irrelevant by endemoniada · · Score: 1
    As long as USA is as violent as it already is, and the world is the shitty place it has long been, what good do ratings on games do anyway?

    Children see worse things on TV every day, REAL things, and don't get screwed up for life. Get your priorities straight, people!

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  44. Is this even relevent? by zero-point-infinity · · Score: 1

    I don't see how this really changes anything. It seems to me that the only people likely to pay any attention to this "report card" are the people who already agree with them and the people who already strongly disagree with them (and who promptly get mad over it). Considering that I've never seen the NIMF mentioned in any kind of major news outlet, they're hardly convincing the apathetic middle that it would take to build any kind of pressure.

  45. Have things changed since I was a child? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    Movie theaters card kids for R-rated movies, why is this so hard?

    They do? They sure didn't when I was a kid. When I was a child I didn't carry any kind of ID and I got into whatever R movies I wanted.

    If the threater asks for ID for a PG-13 movie, what "card" does the child show them to prove they are 13? (I.e. most 13 year olds do not have a driver's license.)

    Also, when I was a kid I was only occasionally carded for cigarettes, but 9 times out of 10 I left the store with cigarettes.

    I didn't start trying to buy alcohol until I was about 19 or so. I was usually able to drink in bars at age 19. Sometimes not. I never bothered trying to buy from the liquor store until I was actually 21 because I knew so many people who were over 21 who would buy for me before then.

    I recall the age rules being very easy to get around. Have things changed much?

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    1. Re:Have things changed since I was a child? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Times have changed. All of my local theatres card everyone that isn't greying after one "concerned parent" with ties to the town council got one fined and shut down for letting her son see Eyes Wide Shut. They even have guys standing next to the doors that card you again.

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    2. Re:Have things changed since I was a child? by Red+Alastor · · Score: 1

      Apparently, yes. Where I live (Quebec / Canada), ratings are still just a suggestion. Except for alchool, sometimes. But every time I travelled outside of Quebec, I got asked for my cards.

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    3. Re:Have things changed since I was a child? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      When my boyfriend and I tried to go to an R-rated movie on his 17th birthday, they wouldn't let him in b/c he had no ID. He even had a college ID, but nothing with his birthday on it. I've had to show IDs for movies a few other times.

      I was also once not allowed into an 18+ club b/c I didn't have my license on me, despite having proof that I was a junior in college and having credit and debit cards that I couldn't have had before age 18. But I think the girl was just being a bitch that time.

      And I was carded for alcohol just about every time I bought it in college.

      I'm sure enforcement is much more lax in some areas than others - but in my experience enforcement of IDs for R-rated movies is higher than enforcement of IDs for M-rated video games.

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    4. Re:Have things changed since I was a child? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      That's because about 10 years ago Faces of Death started being released out and mainstream media reports spooked parents organizing and complaining about lax enforcement of ratings to lawmakers who began proposing all manner of new laws which pushed the theater owners association to begin a far more vigilant system of self regulation. All of which resulted in that run on monstrosity.

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    5. Re:Have things changed since I was a child? by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 1

      Basically, if it's R for violence it's fine. But if there's a tit, that will "corrupt the children". When I was a teen (I'm 23, btw) I saw R-Rated violent movies all the time without getting carded, even when I was 15. Movies rated R for anything slightly sexual get carded. Hell, I got carded last summber by cops when I went to se Team America. There were two at the door. That was at the 11 pm show, though, at the 2 and 5 pm shows they just carded while taking the tickets (Yes, I saw it three times on opening day...).

      Violence = Fine
      Tits = Evil

      That's pretty fucked up, if you ask me.

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  46. How to Prevent Kids from Playing Certain Games by el_gregorio · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Parents, here's a tip for getting your kids to stop playing a game you disapprove of: learn how to beat them at it. Once you can smoke your kid in a deathmatch, chances are he's gonna quit playing that "lame" game of his own free will.

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  47. ESRB isn't a retailer control board by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Hmm they rate games, IMO they rate them rather fairly with AO and M17 used quite regularly and appropriately.

    The fact that most mature games contain violence and sexual content is irrelevant, they contain the specified content, they end up in that category.

    Note the warning list is M (with 1 T) while the recommended list is all E or E 10+.

    I don't see how the behaviour of retailers has anything to do with the ESRB, but a generic misdirected smear campaign is a typical way to push ones agenda.
    This group is simply using the ESRB as a named target in their attack against violent games.

  48. The Sylvester Stallone Effect? by Isaac-1 · · Score: 1

    I am wondering with the current mainsteam attitude toward video games in particular the first person shooter, if we are about to see the so called Sylvester Stallone effect for certain types of games regardless of how warm a and fuzzy they may be made. (for many years every Sylvester Stallone movie that was made was rated R, many would be re-edited and still be given R rating when any objective viewer would rate them PG or PG-13 in their original form)
    I am picturing an M or AO rated game of "Cupid" full of warm and fuzzy angels, and floating hearts shooting arrows at would be lovers.

  49. I am Jack's... by adnausium · · Score: 1

    ...complete lack of surprise.

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  50. Taliban? by Yaa+101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It looks that more and more Taliban-esqe lobbygroups and associations are getting momentum in the US, all these groups do the same thing, that is trying to pull as many rights as can from under the people. All this with cheap excuses as if kids* are in danger.

    *Fill in any other group that you can hyjack for your political purposes.

    The Taliban moved exactly the same way in Afganistan, slowly poisening society followed by a sudden coup, they also used exactly the same arguments as these right wing socalled christian groups in the US.

    More and more I feel for the sane half of the US population.

  51. the bottom line by kevin.fowler · · Score: 0

    The bottom line is painfully apparent. Ever since games like Custer's Revenge and Duke Nukem, the main focus and revulsion of parents groups et al is sex in video games. The same is generally true of television and movies as well. It's not as if people don't have a problem with violence, but it is not something the average person ends up participating. Not everyone flips out and shoots a place up, but a lot of people have sex before marriage.

    The fear is for the objectification and trivialization of sexual activity. Sex in any media, like games, is purported to broadcast a message that it is not a big deal. Our country is dangerously tight-lipped about discussing contexts of sex, which I think can be damaging; even dangerous if people have not been taught to be responsible.

    This group doesn't care about violence, they want games with any trace of sex to stop telling kids that it's ok to do it.

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  52. Damn report cards by dfenstrate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It always irks me when some NGO feels it's appropriate to issue a 'report card' on any other organization, and even more so when it gets any attention.

    The entire concept implies that that writer of the report card has superior knowledge about the issue at hand, like a teacher, and is dispensing wisdom to those lesser informed 'students.'

    More often than not, the organization criticized has all the experience there is to be had in that particular field, while the issuers of the 'report card' are just assholes with a questionable, ill-founded agenda.

    Moreover, the issuance of a report card is symbolic of a complete lack of humility, something I think most people could use more of. They don't consider themselves adults having a disagreement, they consider themselves unquestionably superior to the ESRB. I'm not particularly religous, but the right amount of humility causes you to seriously reflect on yourself, your motivations and your knowledge before you take decisive action. It also allows you to take criticism constructively instead of ignoring it or lashing out defensively.

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    1. Re:Damn report cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually like it when the Consumers' Union (publisher of Consumer Reports) grades things. Or when various independent groups rate the performance of Congresscritters on their voting records. Even if you happen to disagree, it's informative, and not something a government agency would do at all.

    2. Re:Damn report cards by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      Well, the physical testing and analysis that Consumer reports can conduct on physical goods, and report the results thereof, carry alot more weight than the sort of "Report Card" I was ranting about. I believe the distinction is clear, but I'm too tired right now to go into any significant depth.

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  53. Er, wait (Army Boots Mother) by hackwrench · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My mother was in the Army for a short time and really did wear army boots, so where does that put me?

    1. Re:Er, wait (Army Boots Mother) by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Well, as long as she didn't wear them in the shower, as the old cut down goes, then you're alright.

        However you failed to mention if she swims after naval vessels.

  54. Zombies!! by yEvb0 · · Score: 1

    not to grouse about my previously rejected story, or run this discussioin off-topic, buuut: I was amused b the fact that two of the "worst" games reviewed were put on the "avoid" list because they contain cannibalism. This makes me wonder; ifone of the characters is a zombie, does that still count as cannibalism?

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  55. I get your point by endemoniada · · Score: 1
    I think he means more along the line of "don't lay it on me to do the parenting. I don't want to get sued because some kid carded a game he's not allowed to play."

    I wouldn't be surprised at all if some christian, american parents decided to sue the game-store, just because their precious, protected child stole money to buy the game he wanted but didn't get for christmas.

    People have really lost sight of what's important. Sure, rating games is a good way to quickly estimate if the game COULD be harmful to a minor child. But that doesn't mean the parents get to skip actually finding out HOW harmful, if at all, the game REALLY is. In the end, it's always the parents that should do the parenting.

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  56. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GP post apparently has no clue about what's written on the game boxes he claims to sell every day.

  57. TO the NIMF - So F@(&!^& What! by queenb**ch · · Score: 1

    Penn (from Penn & Teller) said it best, "You do not have the right not to be offended." I'm an adult and as an adult, I expect that there will be things that are available to me that are not available to children. We have a whole host of them that we as a society have deemed unsuitable. The include things like booze, porn, and cigarettes just to name the three most notable examples.

    While I'm not a big proponent of any of these three, I think that they should be available for the adults who wish to indulge. Are they suitable for kids? No. Would I give any of the above to an eight year old? No. Frankly, I'm sick of the parents who complain about the sex/violence/drugs/etc in video games but then run right out and buy whatever M rated thing happens to be topping the charts this week for their eight year old kid.

    I have only one thing to say to those parents "DUH! It's rated M for a reason." It's really very simple. If you don't want Johnny playing them, DON'T BUY THEM!!! He's eight so I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a job, which means he has no income. Since he has no income, that means you bought him the game in the first place. Bad parents! No biscuit!!

    If you want to be really sure what he's playing, don't put the PC and/or the gaming console in his room. First off, the PC in the room is set up for on-line child predators, so you get another -10 on Parenting Skills just for that. The same goes for the gaming consoles, now that the newer ones have chat functions built in. You get another -10 on the Parenting skills for that as well. Add that to the fact that you just bought your kid GTA and he's gotten ahold of the hot coffee mod, that's a -20 on the Parenting Skills. I fail to see how this could possibly be ESRB's fault.

    2 cents,

    Queen B

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    1. Re:TO the NIMF - So F@(&!^& What! by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ---Penn (from Penn & Teller) said it best, "You do not have the right not to be offended." I'm an adult and as an adult, I expect that there will be things that are available to me that are not available to children. We have a whole host of them that we as a society have deemed unsuitable. The include things like booze, porn, and cigarettes just to name the three most notable examples.

      ---While I'm not a big proponent of any of these three, I think that they should be available for the adults who wish to indulge. Are they suitable for kids? No. Would I give any of the above to an eight year old? No.

      I absolutely DO NOT agree with you. First, the 3 products you mentioned do not have a good age limit on them. Thanks to USDOT and Congress, they have made very state the limit to drink 21, which is UNFAIR to us citizens. I can fight for this goddamned country and get bullets in my head and knifed along my throat in the military, but how dare I drink a drop of beer. As a note, I first started "drinking" at 6. Yes, it was one of those small port glasses filled 1/4 of the way (very little, but with our supper). That never killed me.

      Next, smoking... Most kids who smoke already have smoker parents who they steal cigs off of and cant smell their kids cig smell. Wow. If they want a shorter life, well, fuck em. Not my problem. You can thank those parents.

      Wow, porn. .. You know what the biggest "thing" to do in middle school is? Any guess? It aint sex, as Bill Clinton put it. Yeah, oral sex. 12 year olds in middle school do this.. Now tell me that a few pics of Playboy would hurt em... Screw that, take them to an art museum and show them the many pictures and portraits of nudes. They evidently didnt think the human body was "bad". Pictures dont give veneral diseases.

      Still, my biggest beef is how courts try so many people as an adults. If they were GODDAMNED ADULTS, they'd have the same rights as adults. Surprise, they dont! Since they want to try kids as young as 10 as adults, I want drinking, porn, smoking, and voting rights extended to that age. There's been young leaders of whole nations who've died younger than our "citizenship" age.

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    2. Re:TO the NIMF - So F@(&!^& What! by queenb**ch · · Score: 1

      Look, we as a society have set boundaries for things that we as a society consider to be "unsuitable" for children. Children are not given drivers licenses, allowed to enter into contracts, and cannot legally give consent for sex. Perhaps you'd like to extend that to 10 year olds as well? My point about the booze was that a 10 year old cannot go to the liquor store and make a purchase on their own.

      Seriously, be reasonable. I know plenty of 12 year olds. I come from a very large family. While I don't have spycam's on them 24-7, I'm pretty sure that they're not having Clinton sex or any other kind of sex. Most of them still think the opposite sex is "gross" or "has cooties". I'd say you might want to find a better neighborhood to live in if the 12 year olds are getting busy. Perhaps you should move out of what ever backwoods place you live in since the "old enough bleed, old enough to breed" philosophy seems to be in force.

      While I do agree that if you are old enough to be drafted, you ought to be old enough to drink. Frankly, I think that the legal age of responsibility ought to be raised to 21. No voting, no draft, no drinking, until that age. You obviously aren't old enough to recall when the drinking age was 18. The drinking age was raised because of the number of alcohol related deaths among those 18-21. A large number of them were from alcohol poisoning. The draft age was also originally 21 but was lowered during the Vietnam war because the Fed's ran out of 21 year olds. I find the fact that it's never been raised back up to be a bit disturbing.

      My personal opinion is that if you think you're old enough to commit an adult crime like rape, armed robbery, murder, etc. then you're old enough to be tried as an adult. I don't know about where you live, but that's generally how it works here in Texas. We don't try 10 year olds as an adult for swiping a Snicker's bar from the 7-11. We will try a 10 year old as an adult for something like pre-meditated murder, though.

      In all seriousness, I wouldn't want a kid like that in my neighborhood. If you like them so much, why don't you get some to move in with you? I'm sure the local foster parent program would be happy to hook you up with some of these poor troubled kids who just happen to have commited some violent crime. Once you've done that, let me know how that works out for you.

      2 cents,

      Queen B

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    3. Re:TO the NIMF - So F@(&!^& What! by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ---Look, we as a society have set boundaries for things that we as a society consider to be "unsuitable" for children. Children are not given drivers licenses, allowed to enter into contracts, and cannot legally give consent for sex. Perhaps you'd like to extend that to 10 year olds as well? My point about the booze was that a 10 year old cannot go to the liquor store and make a purchase on their own.

      Actually, children (15 and up) can get drivers licenses. They do cosign with an adult though, but nonetheless, are given legal rights for such. Also, "children" can consent to sex, as long as the state has posted statutory rape laws with certain ages. In Indiana (where Im from) that age is 16. 16 and above can consent.

      ---Seriously, be reasonable. I know plenty of 12 year olds. I come from a very large family. While I don't have spycam's on them 24-7, I'm pretty sure that they're not having Clinton sex or any other kind of sex. Most of them still think the opposite sex is "gross" or "has cooties". I'd say you might want to find a better neighborhood to live in if the 12 year olds are getting busy. Perhaps you should move out of what ever backwoods place you live in since the "old enough bleed, old enough to breed" philosophy seems to be in force.

      Easy for you to say. Try driving by that high school when they let out. Many of them look lke 20 year olds by the way they develop. Along with that, what do you expect from the way they dress? I even had a cousin who was recently in middle school.. She said the biggest thing around school was herpes in the mouth. Turns out kids of this generation do not equate vaginal sex with oral sex. One of the very bad things from that are rather nasty viral mouth infections.

      That school was bad enough that it actually made the newspaper. Similar stories are around here too (1 hour south of Indianapolis). And thanks to forcing sexual (and drug DARE prop.) talks on kids at such an early age stimulates them to want it.

      ---While I do agree that if you are old enough to be drafted, you ought to be old enough to drink. Frankly, I think that the legal age of responsibility ought to be raised to 21. No voting, no draft, no drinking, until that age. You obviously aren't old enough to recall when the drinking age was 18. The drinking age was raised because of the number of alcohol related deaths among those 18-21. A large number of them were from alcohol poisoning. The draft age was also originally 21 but was lowered during the Vietnam war because the Fed's ran out of 21 year olds. I find the fact that it's never been raised back up to be a bit disturbing.

      I very much agree with this. All I want is a standard that once you hit a certain age, you're it. Other than limits like becoming a congresscritter, senator or president, you should have absolutely full rights of a citizen. None of this half-assed "can die for country, but cant drink" crap.

      ---My personal opinion is that if you think you're old enough to commit an adult crime like rape, armed robbery, murder, etc. then you're old enough to be tried as an adult. I don't know about where you live, but that's generally how it works here in Texas. We don't try 10 year olds as an adult for swiping a Snicker's bar from the 7-11. We will try a 10 year old as an adult for something like pre-meditated murder, though.

      I believe in Indiana, it's about the same. We also fry bad people too, though not as much. I do think the 1000'th will be one of ours. Though my problem is you should never be treated as an adult unless you have the full rights of an adult. When you're a child, you are taught from all around you. Tells me that severe remediation should be used instead until they become an adult. Now, when they rape/murder a passerby in a side alley at night, fry the fucker. Im not for throwing somebody away, but sometimes, thats exactly what is needed. Texas got that right. I just dont agree when they should be dumped.

      ---In all seriousness, I wouldn't want a kid like that in my neighborhood. If you li

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  58. RTFA! by HilariousHandle · · Score: 1

    Sorry, didn't have time to RTFA. I was to busy killing a homeless person and feasting on his flesh, cause, you know, I saw it in a video game and thought I might give it a try...

  59. Very well said... by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

    I agree here and I think a few screenshots of the more extreme parts of the game are all that's needed - a picture is worth a thousand words.

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  60. Not another! by Shad_the_protector · · Score: 1

    Not another article about, "Damn, we, parent, aren't inteligent enough to catch that a game named "We are the gang here!" with a street gang on the case cover is full of violence and sex. So we need someone to do it for us, but every one that try this isn't enough good to do it. So let's whine about it.

    I'm just sick of these thing. It's not difficult to see that a game that have guns and Swords in it. If you don't want your child to play games like this, JUST DON'T BUY IT. And if you are not sure about if it's too violent for your child, just check the Back of the cover, that usually have a couple of screenshot and read the summary of the game. Just stop relying on everyone else and just think by yourself.

  61. OT Comment on sig by clary · · Score: 1

    I had a ball on Action Quake a few years ago. I so loved the sawed-off double-barrel...

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  62. Family? by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    National Institute on Media and the family : ESRB :: Focus on the Family : Congress

  63. Most of the posters here are obviously not parents by kindherb · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer, neither am I, however, I have not forgotten what it is like to be a teen.

    A lot of people are talking about 15-16 year olds having money, well let me tell you that they aren't spending it all on video games, and video games should be the least concern for parents. Think about it.

    When it comes to younger kids, then yes video games should be a concern, and then it falls back on the parents because it is they who are giving/buying them a $300 console & $50 per game.

    Personally I despise all laws and regulations that try and take the responsibility out of parenting. Yes my parents controlled what I watched, played, listened to, until I reached 16-17. Did it suck? Yes. Am I probably better off because of it? Yes.

    Why should retailers be responsible for parenting kids? They are retailers, their job is to sell product and make money.

    If more parents took more interest in their children's lives I don't think that we would be having this discussion.

    Also how come everyone has forgetten the allure of a restricted product/act? The bigger deal that society makes about something, the more alluring it is to those who are restricted.

    Even as adults, I know lots of people who have the mentality that "the more someone tells me I can't do something, the more I am going to do it"

    The bigger deal that people make about games like GTA: Vice City and such, the more they are going to drive kids to play it and see what all the fuss is about.

    Not sure who is the originator but the quote "There is no such thing as bad publicity" holds true in this case.

    And game developers like Rockstar, publicy decry negative reports and ratings, but you know that in the board room, they are loving them, because they see higher sales results from negative reports than from positive reviews.

    So why the NIMF likes to think they are protecting kids and decreasing sales, they really aren't doing anything but feed the fire.

    Kind Herb

  64. A better name perhaps? by BancBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Based on the breakdown of the board, maybe renaming it the National Institute on Media and My Family would be more accurate.

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  65. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coming from a community where Tux Racer is best of breed, I'm not sure this movement will prosper. On the other hand, maybe someone could just slap together some lewd Quake3 textures and maps and put it under the Creative Commons license.

  66. compared to movies? by hurfy · · Score: 1

    How about the wonderful rating for movies?

    I got a catalog with a zillion DVDs for sale. No hardcore porn.

    Guess how many show the rating??? ...
    Less than half, all the rest are NR because of additional content i assume. Stuff like Prime time TV, black and white movies, 30-year-old TV, most everything is listed as NR with no references to anything. How is this helpful?

    At least most of the games tell you SOMETHING. It isn't a bell curve rating nor should it be. The silly report is explained by a bunch of others here so i'll skip that.

    I hate to say it but movies, music, and games should give you some clue. Should i have to purchase and play every game and movie before i buy one for my neice? And why do i want to give her an opened and used game/movie then?

    1. Re:compared to movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you don't have to purchase and play them...but is it too much to ask that you take the responsibility to read a review, check out a website, ask a gamer, talk to the clerk at the store, or otherwise exercise a modicum of due diligence on your part as a responsible adult?

      Otherwise, follow the oldest maxim...if I'm not sure it's suitable, it's probably not, and I should choose a different category of gift for my niece/nephew/child?

      It's YOUR responsibility as the giver of the gift/purchaser of the item to ensure what you are giving the minor child is acceptable. Not the producer (who may be making a product for a different audience/market segment) nor the retailer (who doesn't know who you are purchasing it for because you, the purchaser, are an adult). Responsibility. Quit passing the buck.

      It's folks like this that are the reason our government and corporations treat us like CONSUMERS and not CITIZENS. /me walks away in disgust.

  67. Strange name by drScott2 · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else find it odd that the National Institute on Media and the Family's acronym (NIMF) is pronounced the same as nymph? Maybe they should give themselves an "F" for not thinking their name through properly.

  68. Isn't that a tad selfish? by p3d0 · · Score: 1
    Is it possible that your stance is beyond the point of diminishing returns in trading off your freedom as a vendor for the good of the child and the parent? With your attitude, either children don't learn to manage money until they become adults, which is a recipe for financial disaster; or else the parent must create a kind of police-state atmosphere for their children in order to protect them from material they believe unsuitable.

    Children are society's greatest resource, and I think you just don't want to lift a finger to help parents to a good job of raising their own children.

    No, I'm not asking you to help raise other people's children. I'm just asking you to make it possible for parents to choose what material is best for their children to have without going to absurd lengths like depriving the children of the opportunity to learn to manage money.

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  69. Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have children by the other two women? You may not but plenty do - and that is a harm to the rest of us as we have to support young parents that cannot help themselves. The harm you claim is caused by not having sex (which is just completely pulled out of your ass, but let's pretend you have a point for the sake of argument) is a potential harm only to two people while the harm caused by people having sex before they are in a deeply comitted relationship has repercussioons to potentially at least three (including the child here) and really more (the public supporting children resulting) if you think about it.

    How is your brand of morality intruding on my life any better than Christains telling me what I can and cannot buy? I fail to see the difference, by insisiting that premarital sex is fine and damn the consequences, you are being just as much of a prick.

    1. Re:Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, where did he say 'Damn the consequences', I must have missed that part.

      You read 'pre-matital sex is ok' as 'sex without consideration of the consequences is ok'. Which basically means you are putting words in the poster's mouth and acting like a fool.

      Considering the consequences of sex has absolutely nothing to do with a person's marital status. Married people who don't consider the consequences end up just as pregnant as unmarried people do.

    2. Re:Depends by stor · · Score: 1

      Hang on, Christians haven't outlawed birth control yet, have they?

      Cheers
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    3. Re:Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point... I love the hypocrisy of Christianity generally being against birth control as a whole, and pre marital sex, and then justifying it like this by saying that they have to pay for the fatherless children who probably came about due to lack / incorrect use of birth control..... so much hypocrisy in popular christianity.

    4. Re:Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, and this is happening on both sides, is that people chose a side of an issue and then try to justify it without giving their base reason for having that position, because it would be difficult to justify. Obviously the only way he can justify being against pre-marital sex is by saying that it is bad for society because of fatherless children that result from it and that pre-marital-sex-ers damn the consequences. This is quite laughable... and it shows a large amount of prejudice towards people not behaving in the Christian fashion. I wish people would be more open minded and realize when some parts of their argument make no sense, and that that can still mean that their point is worthwhile. Too much taking sides... I'm christian so I'm against pre marital sex, I'm not so I'm for it, etc, etc.

  70. Penny-Arcade says ESRB fundamentally unserious by glitchvern · · Score: 1
    This is an excerpt from their newspost on the hot coffee controversy.
    MATURE Titles rated M (Mature) have content that may be suitable for persons ages 17 and older. Titles in this category may contain intense violence, blood and gore, sexual content, and/or strong language.

    Or, as the rest of our culture calls it, "Rated R." Check out AO.

    ADULTS ONLY Titles rated AO (Adults Only) have content that should only be played by persons 18 years and older. Titles in this category may include prolonged scenes of intense violence and/or graphic sexual content and nudity.

    This can't seriously be their distinction. The scenes are longer? I played Resident Evil 4 nearly 26 hours, all told. I'm going to say that maybe nineteen hours of it was spent looking down the iron sights at humanoids. The reality is that once a person is 18, a violent videogame is fairly minor in the spectrum of "adult" content available to that person. Looking over my collection, if the duration of the violence is the distinguishing factor, I'm trying to figure out what purpose Mature serves other than to remove the stigma from otherwise "adult" content and grease the wheels at retail.

    I don't like being strident or suggesting that the ESRB is fundamentally unserious about rating content in an effective way that our society recognizes - but they'd better have some fucking answers on-hand to deal with this shit. There's no question that the industry is beset by career opportunists and lazy people willing to outsource their responsibilities as parents, but the pronounced winking and looking the other way on the industry side of the equation won't fly with this level of scrutiny en route.


    So there you go, NIMH isn't the only one who thinks the rating system is a joke.
  71. This censorship group offends me by Jason1729 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can we get them banned?

    They're using false logic in saying there should always be a certain percentage of games rated AO. That means no matter how bland and boring the games are, there's still some rated AO. Then games are forced to be blander and blander.

  72. Brady Bunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of the legal battle over guns in America. The Brady organization for gun violence annualy grades states governments based on the type of gun laws in effect in the state on not on gun violence. This usually resorts in states like California and New York and Washington D.C getting A's while many other states get D's and F's.

    So for me, getting an F in this case is alot better then being the person who gets an A.

  73. Different from the movie industry how? by bhalter80 · · Score: 0

    How is this different from the movie industry that awards a rating, the producers don't like it, reedit the film, get the rating they want and move on? Oh wait there's an entire other industry dedicated to getting XXX ratings when it comes to movies. Guess we just needs more games like GTA SA that way the ratings will fit a nice bell curve and everyone can be happy

  74. Mediawise? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Isn't Mediawise the company who ran those HILARIOUS print ads in The Onion? It was a series of three, basically parodying GTA by giving How Tos for killing a cop, using and beating to death a prostitute, and dealing drugs. The ads were so funny that I called to try to figure out if they were for a GTA game, or something else because I couldn't imagine a company like Mediawise would put out something that would cater so much to the gaming crowd in a way that would HURT their message.

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  75. Where is the innacuracy? by LexNaturalis · · Score: 1

    "Hot Coffee" aside*, where are the innacurate ratings? I've bought tons of games and seen even more played by friends and I've never seen a game that had too low of a rating for its content. Maybe I'm just blind, but I've never seen graphic sex or gore in a "T" game. Their methodology is also flawed. They're comparing "M" games from 10 years ago to "M" games now, but they're still games that should be out of the hands of children (generally speaking). If they really wanted to do a true test, they'd compare "T" games now to "M" games 10 years ago and see if they compare. If the "T" games now are more explicit/violent/etc than "M" games 10 years ago, then at least they could say that ratings are more lax and there is a general decline in the "morality" (I use that word loosely) of the gaming industry.

    The fact remains that the ESRB does a pretty good job of rating games relative to societal standards. I've not seen things in a "T" game that would warrant an "R" rating in a movie or a "TV-MA" rating on TV, so it seems that even compared to other media the ESRB is doing a pretty good job. I guess I just don't understand how this group that legitimately (I think that's the key word) justify giving the ESRB an "F". Perhaps the retailers deserve a poor grade for not carding kids, and perhaps parents deserve an "F" for not supervising their children, but surely not the ESRB.

    *As far as the whole Hot Coffee debacle, I find that sort of explicit sex in a game to be crude and unnecessary (for me personally), but I still don't blame the ESRB. There's no way for the ESRB to know what is in every single game in its entirety. Unless the game studios give the ESRB every line of code and all the artwork, the ESRB can't possibly see EVERYTHING. Unlike a movie, where raters can watch the entire thing from beginning to end and quantify everything in the movie, it's impossible for the ESRB to do so. If anyone is at fault (and I'm surely not leveling blame) then it's the producers of the game.

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  76. The system is fine. M is the R equivalent. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I haven't seen any single game go BEYOND what your typical R rated film does. Look how gory and disturbing The Devil's Rejects was (that is a good thing, btw)! That received an R.

    Besides, M and AO aren't that different. M is 17+ and AO is *gasp* 18+. One year doesn't make a bit of difference.

    Every game has a movie equivalent. So what game you wanna pick on? GTA? Then let's go after Goodfellas, Casino, or The Godfather.

    You don't like Doom or Quake? Let's go after Aliens.

    So in reality, the rating system is just fine. The problem here is that we put people in charge who think it's perfectly acceptable to push their bullshit moral agenda onto everyone else. Another problem is that those in charge are naive and ignorant, and dismiss video games as something "only children play".

    If there's really that big of a problem with mature games falling into the hands of younger players, perhaps people should use their head and point the fingers at the parents. When they get the complaint about the game (otherwise, why do they care?), the person filing the complaint should ask the parents, "Where were you and what were you doing to let this happen? Sounds like a family communication issue."

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  77. Why only republican blaimed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, a lot of these groups are fundimentalist christian, but what political group is the one trying to push actual laws thought????

    http://www.gameinformer.com/NR/exeres/B0AF0743-834 A-421E-9AB0-EC6834A64B4A.htm

    *cough* Hillary Clinton *cough*
    *cough* Tipper Gore *cough*
    *cough* Joe Liebberan *cough*

    Just like to give credit where credit is due.

  78. Ok... by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

    So what does the movie ratings board get? What about the TV show ratings board? Why is it that the ratings board for video games is the one to get picked on when everyone knows kids see R-rated movies, and watch shows that are rated above their age. Simple. Video games are the popular villain right now. Nothing more. Video games are a scapegoat for society's ills. Blame everything on video games, demonise them....and then you don't have to look at your own faults as parents.

  79. MPAA by booch · · Score: 1

    I don't see the problem with the ESRB rating system, and starting over if you don't like the rating you get. This is EXACTLY how the MPAA rates movies. There are numerous cases of a movie getting an X/NC-17 or an R and the producers re-editing the movie to get an R or a PG-13.

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  80. Tobacco by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    The tobacco companies had lied about the health effects and addictiveness of tobacco for a long time, all while adding chemicals to make the nicotine *more* addictive.

    If you think that's acceptable, I've got some great products to sell you. They won't explode and kill you, I promise.

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    1. Re:Tobacco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how old you are but it's been common knowledge since at least the 50s that smoking is bad for you. The cigarette manufacturers are no more responsible for the health problems they've caused than food manufacturing and service companies are responsible for creating fat people.

    2. Re:Tobacco by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      Don't be a fucking idiot. Sure, it was known that smoking was harmful for a long time, but not until quite recently was it known just how harmful, or how addictive. The tobacco companies knew for much longer than the generl public, and not only conspired to hide that information, but all the major tobacco executives purjured themselves in front of Congress, claiming that they didn't believe that nicotine was addictive. All while intentionally making it *more* addictive.

      Personal responsibility goes both ways. You can't sell poeple addictive poison while telling them that it's not addictive and not very harmful.

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  81. So, how do you prepare for birth defects? by MoggyMania · · Score: 1

    "If life is bad, you didn't prepare properly."

    WTF? I should have prepared in the womb for being born with severe physical disabilities and to a mother that's mentally ill? Or perhaps, as a little kid, I should have tried harder to not develop PTSD from my experiences in the hospital? Maybe my grandmother should have 'prepared' better so she didn't die of cancer at a scarily young age?

    Sometimes things do happen that change life in a really bad way that you can't prepare for. You've lived a very lucky life compared to most if you seriously think that it's always the victim's fault for not being ready, because some of us (like me) knew better even as little kids.

    Incidentally, your kind of attitude is part of why I dumped religion. I'm not angry with your deity, but I did lose belief in it after rationally thinking over some of the things its followers claimed.

  82. It's just you by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 1

    I'm a sexually active adult who doesn't consider himself a prude, and also supports family values. I also would not be at all surprised if many of the members of this organization (NIMF) have no religious affiliation whatsoever and would take exception to your remark.

    1. Re:It's just you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you, sir, are shortsighted.

  83. The Good Parenting Guidebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My boy is 5 years old.

    Here is a list of the things I don't want him exposed to,

    1) TV news, especially local news. Seriously, watch the news tonight, count how many random murders, rapings, child abductions and deadly car accidents they describe in gruesome detail. I counted 13 reports of people dying on a local Tuesday night news report. Talk about scarring the SHIT out of children. Show a picture of a cute little blond haired blue eyed girl and then show a picture of this grisly looking bald drunk that kidnapped and rapped her home while her mother watched. Show the mom on the news crying. You want to fuck up your kids, let them watch the nightly news. The news glorifies and lingers on REAL horror and violence. Not appropriate for children or adults. Should be rated XXXX.

    2) Really scary movies, I would never let him watch the excorcist because I don't need him waking me up at 3:00 in the morning telling me he hears a scratching sound on his wall, because that would scare the hell out of me. Movies that scare the shit out of young children should be rated XXX.

    3) McDonalds, Must be 18 or older to enter. I can't count the number of parents who shove that processed food stuff in front of little children because their to lazy to make them something healthy to eat. Your kid weighs 300 pounds in 3rd grade and seeing a set of tits is his problem. Fat kids should be allowed to see porn, it might be enough motivation for them to lose weight once they realize they are never going to get laid being that fat.

    4) pop and candy, my little boys best friends, both 4, eat a shitload of candy. Their parents are always giving us shit because we won't give our kid candy or pop, with the exception of cake at birthday parties. Both those 4 year olds have had multiple cavities. Once again, multiple times they have been to the dentist to get teeth drilled. We took our son in a few weeks ago for the first time. The dentist says it was quite rare to see a kid his age with such perfect teeth. If all that candy and shit is rotting our kids teeth out, what the hell is it doing to their insides, but why focus on that when we can focus on complete bullshit like kids shooting a virtual gun.

    5) Dumb kids, everybody has met stupid adults, well guess what, those stupid adults were once stupid kids. Those people didn't become stupid when they grew up, they have always been stupid. I know their are some kids stupid enough to believe that video games are real. Ain't shit you can do to help these kids. They are STUPID. It wouldn't matter if it was a video or movie, some jackasses will mimic anything they see. My solution, create bullshit rating systems... oh wait, a better idea, teach my kid to pick out stupid kids and learn to avoid their presense at all cost, just like the rest of us do with stupid adults. I don't walk up and start a conversion with a drunk walking down the street with shit stains on his ass. Same thing goes for my kid, if he sees a kid sitting in the corner of his classroom eating his own snot, I tell my kid he should stay the fuck away from that kid because he will one day be that shit-stained drunk.

    Here is a list of things I could care less if he sees,

    1) GTA or any violent video game, he knows its no more real than pretending to have a gun in his hand and his friend having a pretend arrow. GTA, is just cowboys and indians 2000 version. My choices are, sitting down and playing these terrible games with my kid and explaining their all just make believe and showing him how offended I am at some parts of the game which helps him understand what is and isn't acceptable in real life, or letting him end up playing it anyway at some other kids house with his only influence being the other kid, the same kid who's parents would allow him to have a game like GTA and have his friend come over to play it without first asking the other parent if this is ok.

    2) Nudity, seriously,

    1. Re:The Good Parenting Guidebook by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Wow, about time we see some sanity..

      I really hate anti-sex and anti-body religious prudes that think "fyrrre and brimstone to helllll" is absolutely appropriate.

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    2. Re:The Good Parenting Guidebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I can say is that I agree 100%

  84. Re:Most of the posters here are obviously not pare by JazzLad · · Score: 1

    I for one am a parent. The organization NIMF does not speak for me. That said, I am *gasp* quite conservative. I won't let my kids watch rated R movies or play most* M/AO games. However, I think that the distinction between M/AO (or R/NC-17) is kinda silly. The lighter ratings help me decide what is appropriate at what age, but once something reaches M/R it is no longer appropriate for [my] kids. I could care less if it is M/AO/XXX/SHCYWBI (So HardCore You Won't Believe It - obv. made up). It is irrelevant. Ratings help me decide what is appropriate for my children (and in fact me, my choice is to not watch/play what I won't let them - my choice & I respect people that make the other).

    Short version: A conservative family defensive group should not care if games get M as opposed to AO rating, as neither is appropriate for children (according to the ESRB - please don't flame me). This is only a ploy for an illegitimate uber-conservative group to try to gain some spotlight, and through it legitimacy.

    My 3 cents (adjusted for inflation)
    -JazzLad

    *Perfect Dark for the N64 (yes some of us poor folks still play N64 ;)) IMHO should not be M, but T

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  85. Because parenting =! supervision. by efuseekay · · Score: 1


    Dude. Nobody is asking you to watch your kids every waking moment.

    Parenting != Supervision.

    Parenting means that you go about teaching your kids whatever values you think are agreeable with you and society and then let THEM make the day to day decisions themselves.

    Kids are people dude, not robots to be remotely controlled.

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  86. Why are people getting so worked up over this? by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 1

    I honestly fail to see what the big deal is over this. Can someone explain to me why people are getting worked up? I could understand if everyone here was under 17 and was afraid they wouldn't be able to buy their M rated games, but I am under the impression the audience here is somewhat older.

    To me, the ESRB has done a fairly good job of rating games. I would, however, like to see some more distinction made between a game like Half Life 2 and a game like F.E.A.R., both of which I _believe_ are rated M, but are vastly different in the amount of 'adult' content they contain. Heck, I'm an adult and F.E.A.R. disturbed _me_. Maybe ESRB needs an additional rating letter? Like mild adult and extreme adult? hehe...

    But as far as this 'grade' by this family group.. I don't see what people are afraid of. So a family group gives the ESRB a failing grade. Why do people seem to feel so thretened by this? I mean, we're all adults here, right? It's not like they are trying to make it impossible for us to buy games... they're just trying to protect their children. And are we their children? I don't think so.

  87. You made the system. Not us. by Crovax+of+404 · · Score: 1

    It's a funny society we live in. Violence is perfectly acceptable in America, yet nudity is a majoy no-no. The 'X' rating for movies, and the AO rating for games, exist solely for sexual content. That way, consumers know they aren't getting any of that awful hanky-panky in their media. Unfortunately, this system has the unfortunate side effect of painting a giant stigma over things that are X or AO-rated, so of course you won't find those games in stores (When's the last time you went to Walmart for a porno?) It's perfectly reasonable that game makers will tinker with their game to get that magic M rating -- the threshold of what society tolerates. If we were a little more open about nudity then perhaps the AO rating could serve a better purpose, but as it is, wanton violence = M, a bare titty = AO.

  88. Not Another Teen Movie Quote by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 1

    Sandy Sue: Give me an 'H'. Give me a 'U'. Give me a - giant pussy-licking, ass-fucker cock shit.

    [the other cheerleaders are disturbed]

    Sandy Sue: I'm sorry. That was my Tourette's.

    Not Another Teen Movie

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  89. Simple Solution by GoRK · · Score: 1

    There is a fairly simple solution to this ridiculousness. Simply err on the side of caution and start rating as many games as possible AO. Heck, re-rate the existing games AO. All of them. Retailers say they won't stock it, but when 90% or more of the titles are suddenly rated AO, I'd bet they would have a change of heart.

    This has the side effect of course that it effecitvely eliminates any value the ratings system might have ever had, but hey if everything is rated AO the responsibility is back on the parents again and neither the stores nor the ESRB have trouble defending themselves against the lawsuits when some fool commits infantcide after playing Muppet Babies Rape and Pillage III. After all, it was rated AO in the first place!

  90. Think again. This is definatly political by technoextreme · · Score: 1
    This is good in a way though, this battle is mostly being fought in the court of public opinion rather than being imposed by governmental fiat.

    I actually watched the report card and some of what was stated deeply disturbed me. First of all this coverage of this stories is subpar. The article makes no mention of the fact that Joseph Liberman attended the meeting. Second of all these articles do mention the fact that this orgainization was talking about how the lull between the generation of games is the perfect time to pass legislation. Also, there were disturbing comments about how they Liberman has to act now or else the people who play games today will be debating him soon.
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  91. I will be happy by Some_Llama · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When everything I can buy or watch is not censored because "some" people are offended by them. I am an adult and I should not be treated like a child because other people don't agree or don't like some things... Unfortunately this probably means I will have to move out of the US.

    Now i'm off to go play some Far Cry multiplayer with my 9 and 10 year old (seeing who can do the best ramp jumps in the drivable boats) woot!

  92. Helping parents by falkryn · · Score: 1

    Great point. In fact for me as a parent (albeit of younger kids right now) the ratings system has helped me quite a bit. Not in determining what to by though, I think if you see some mangled corpse with a chainsaw wielding maniac lurched over him on a game cover, you should know "hey this isn't appropriate for the young 'uns". For me, it provided a great way of making my oldest son (7 years old now) understand why and what games are off limits to him. He had the hardest time understanding why some of my games weren't allowed to him to play (or watch) until I explained to him what the T and M on the cases meant. i.e. He's not that age yet, so he needs to wait for it. The box says so.

    Simple logic, but ya know it actually worked...

  93. Religious Zealouts by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    I do not press my views on other people...

    The reason 'Cristians' come off so bad these days, is because of the vocal portion that trys to foster their values on others via laws, constitutional ammendments, and social pressure.

    I have a theory about this: people who are zealously religious are insecure about their faith, and got to extreems to prove to themselves and others of their 'devotion'. The goal of getting others to believe what you believe seems to be some form desire to have their faith validated via others. E.G., 'If everybody in the world believes in God, then I must be correct in my belief.'

    Why does it matter one way or another of someone else validates your belief system by agreeing with you? The people who are behind censorship manuvers are trying to manipulate the world, in order to get it to conform more to their idea of what it should be. I would suspect that they feel threatened by things that challenge their views, and by implication, cause them to question their faith.

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  94. The ESRB deserves to get an 'F' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had many gripes with how ESRB rates games, not including the Grand Theft Auto incident, which made this get so much media attention. I don't understand how the ESRB can give the same rating of 'T' to Super Smash Bros. Melee as for some first person shooter games where you're killing people unlike the 'comic mischief' in Super Smash Bros. Also, the ESRB rated Dance Dance Revolution Extreme for the PlayStation 2 an 'E', but I don't think that songs in which the 'F' word is used and other songs with sexual content are appropriate for younger kids. That's all I can think of right now. It just seems like the ESRB doesn't even look at the content of the game before rating it.

    Let's boycott the ESRB!
    (and sony)

  95. More info from the press conference by Xuul · · Score: 1

    If you have a bit too much time on your hands (as I did at 3am last night when this aired) you can check out
    the video from C-SPAN.

    my 2 cents: I would really like to see the methodology of the "experiments" they conducted to determine good and bad retailers. Be curious to see what sort of sampling bias and bioethical considerations (human subjects, after all) went into that.

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  96. ALERT!! ALERT!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry sir, your post contains an instance of chaos!!

    God and logic can not appear in the same post for it will confuse all who read it, and those who submit that 1 trumps the other.

    From now on, please preview your posts and clarify your posts to an audience with an IQ less than 80.

    Thank your for adhering to our new guidelines for thread-post management!!

    Sincerely,

    Agnostic, Diest Inc.

    /sarcasm detector off

  97. The internet doesn't card. by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    To get retailers to start carding everybody for games?

    I don't think retailers being responsible would help much. Kids could just as easily jump on (insert preferred P2P service here) and download the game and it's keygen/reghack/ect.

  98. Whose job is it, then? by Secret+Agent+Man · · Score: 1

    ESRB's job is to be a neutral rater, not a censor.

    Naturally, it's the parents job to censor games for their own children. Unfortunately, a lot of them do not do so. The ESRB rating system is the closest the average parent is ever going to get in researching the content of the game, and I say the ESRB does a pretty good job at what they do.

    1. Re:Whose job is it, then? by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      Naturally, it's the parents job to censor games for their own children. Unfortunately, a lot of them do not do so. The ESRB rating system is the closest the average parent is ever going to get in researching the content of the game,


      RSAC was much more in-depth, as it gave three independant rating levels.

      and I say the ESRB does a pretty good job at what they do.


      Operation Flashpoint gets an 'M' rating.
      Warcraft III gets a 'T' rating.
      Worms 2 gets an 'E' rating.

      All three games are graphically violent, but get different ratings. Why? I have no idea, but things like this create rumors of "red-pixel syndrome", where ESRB simply counts the number of visible red-pixels.
  99. Divorce Rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't disagree with your points, but I do wonder about the issue of fundamentalist vs. non-fundamentalist divorce rates.

    Fundamentalism is negatively correlated with socioeconomic status. Divorce is negatively correlated with SES. It makes me wonder if we're really just looking at the same phenomenon (poor people splitting up more often.)

    As for Rush Limbaugh, if I had to guess I'd say there's a dropoff, with VERY high-income people getting divorced more. Of course there's also a strong correlation between being a loud-mouthed shitbag and divorce.

  100. factually correct, but bad conclusion by GunFodder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They gave the ESRB an F for ratings accuracy because M games have gotten racier. Well duh! Games have actually gotten a lot more graphic in the last 10 years. And I suspect the success of the GTA franchise has made a large contribution to this trend.

    But the conclusion they are drawing is incorrect. M rated games aren't supposed to be sold to young children anyway. So the fact that these games are even more inappropriate is moot. It's like that old expression, "the food is bad and the portions are small."

    1. Re:factually correct, but bad conclusion by abb3w · · Score: 1
      They gave the ESRB an F for ratings accuracy because M games have gotten racier.

      No, they gave an F because of the content of the Hot Coffee mod being on the disk. Of course, the detail that it wasn't accessible without a 3rd party patch (for the PC) or 3rd party "cheat code" hardware escapes them. The latter should concern parents more than the former... but frankly, I consider the sex depicted to be less offensive than the rest of the GTA game. Telling dumb oversexed teenage guys that "Failure to satisfy a woman is a CRIME!" is a message their (similarly afflicted) girlfriends are less likely to regret than anything else they might learn in the game.

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  101. Parental Statistics by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

    I read the TFA and there's actually some good research and statistics in there. What's disappointing, however, is that while they give "grades" on the ESRB, ratings education, and retailers, they completely failed to grade parental involvement.

    From their own statistics:

      - Less than half (47%) of children say their parents understand
          all of the ESRB ratings.

      - Only 26% say that a parent has ever stopped them from getting a
          video game because of its rating (28% boys, 23% girls).

      - Only 55% of children said a parent was present the last time they
          bought an M-rated game (down from 65% in 2003).

    Seems to me that if ESRB is getting an F, then Parents should be getting a W (Withdrawal), because they clearly dropped out of the class.

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  102. I have a suggestion. by Ivan+Matveitch · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you might find time to study the parable of the seven tasers, the sacred hymn to the red states, or even the famous sermon on Keynesianism, so that you might sharpen your critique of Christian thought and then truly once and for all lay bare the folly of religion.

  103. Yeah. by Ivan+Matveitch · · Score: 1

    And that's a failure of our society, in my opinion; the state makes for a lousy father. Whenever children are not well supervised, they are liable to do much worse than get drunk and watch porn.

  104. It gets better by Bjorn_Redtail · · Score: 1

    "Parents should be aware that there are some minor sexual elements, and they may wish to address the quasi-religious philosophy of "the force" in regards to their personal beliefs."-MediaWise's Review of "Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic", emphasis added.

    1. Re:It gets better by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Geez, I'd love to see them review "Fantasia" or "The Wizard of Oz". Someone should slip them a copy of "The Story of O" and let them go blind jerking off to all the juicy stuff.

  105. OT: your sig by kelnos · · Score: 1
    Grammer tip: 'Effect' is used as a noun. 'Affect' is used as a verb.
    Spelling tip: It's "grammar", not "grammer".
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  106. Recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody else notice that their recommendations were all rated E and that almost all of the games they want parents to avoid are rated M (one was T).

    So, what's wrong with the rating system?

  107. What ad wizard came up with NIMF's donation gif? by mbius · · Score: 1
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  108. large *and* thoroughly random! by mbius · · Score: 1

    Wonder which cherry-picked six games from "the late 90s" they used...considering their AVOID list for 2004 reads like a catalog of best-sellers:

    1. Far Cry
    2. F.E.A.R.
    3. The Warriors
    4. Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse
    5. True Crime: New York City
    6. Blitz: The League
    7. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories
    8. God of War
    9. Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil
    10. Urban Reign
    11. Conker: Live and Reloaded
    12. Resident Evil 4

    while their RECOMMENDED top 5 consist of 4 movie licenses (Goblet of Fire, The Incredibles, King Kong, Narnia) plus Zelda.

    I think their rigorous statistical sieve musta filtered out such family-friendly classics as Mortal Kombat and Thrill Kill. Far be it from me to weigh one-on-one fights to-the-death/decapitation/disembowelment against survival horror, tactical espionage, and a foul-mouthed squirrel.

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  109. addendum by mbius · · Score: 1

    Did they even attempt to quantify how the industry has ballooned in this time period? Fark no. What manner of pedantic idiocy ignores the landscape, grabs the "worst" market segment, says it's worse, and draws a conclusion about the landscape?

    Record sales of Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Shenmue, or Nintendogs screw the NIMF's pooch. Sure the "mature" market segment has grown, but so have all the others. Can we stop [Leisure Suit Larry PC] pretending [Night Trap SegaCD] we've never had [Voyeur 3DO] the sex discussion, much less the violence one?

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  110. What does this mean? by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1

    OK, really, what does this have to do with anything? "National Institute of Media and the Family." This sounds to me like one of the (many) organizations euphamistically promoting "family values" through overliteralization of the Bible and the attempt to control. Any organization like this which says that a ratings body gets a grade is just full of it. Of course ESRB inflates ratings: no one holds them accountable for the ratings. No one asks ESRB, "uh, don't ya think that the 6 titties that were flashed at once deserves an adults-only rating?" No one does this. Also, why don't some parents take some initiative instead of relying on some marketing rubberstamp. Maybe this National Institute of Mother Figs should look at, er, the FAMILY. Last time I looked, parents were supposed to censor things for their children. Perhaps that is the only valid method of censorship available. I can't really disagree with ESRB's statement. "Reform" groups like this NIMF claim to be "conservative" except that they want government to legislate what is "morally" right and "morally" wrong (in other words, what they interpret Christianity says about morality). Last time I looked, a conservative favored less government intervention in the lives of citizens. Perhaps registering as a libertarian is a good idea...


    Summary:


    ESRB: Hate ya but agree with your statement


    NIMF: Really hate your attempt to impose Christianity on everyone (thus making the rest of the Christian people have a bad name), really hate your attempt to censor, really hate your utterly stupid comments. How do you know all that stuff about these obscene games, anyway?

  111. Wow, you're right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hadn't thought of this before.

    Hell, I just went and saw History of Violence the other day, which presumably was R rated, and I recall one scene with quite explicit 69'ing and another scene involving violent sex in a stairway. Now, I like a good porno just as much as my wife does, so I didn't think much of it at the time, but now I can't think of any game I've ever heard of that has anything of the sort.

    It does seem like there's some skew in way that games and movies are rated.

  112. Censorship just sucks by typical · · Score: 1

    but I'm sure a lot of adults would be pissed if the next installment was watered down ("sweat" replacing blood a la Mortal Kombat, for example) because the standards became more strict.

    The entire concept of the color of a liquid changing the rating of a game is just stupid.

    Gah, the whole concept of censorship drives me up a wall.

    I really, really, really loathe conservative pro-censorship organizations.

    There are only three reasons someone should censor something:

    1) The content is so incredibly potentially damaging that the possibility of someone seeing it at all is unacceptable. Finding out that dialing "000-0001" on any telephone causes US nuclear missiles to be launched at Russia would be a good example. There aren't many of these. People can't learn to avoid this content themselves because even a single exposure is unacceptable.

    2) The content is actually addictive and will override the rational mind, so there's a feedback loop going on that causes peeople to seek out the content more and more. Thus, people can't learn to avoid this content themselves because any exposure might cause them to potentially lose the ability to choose not to seek out the content. I can't really think of any informational version of this off the top of my head, but it's the rationale used for banning addictive drugs.

    3) The assumption is made that people are not capable of functioning on their own and need to be herded and controlled by some group that is somehow more enlightened. I don't really buy into this.

    #3 is the rationale that conservative Christian groups seem to buy into. ("Surely, if those poor sad sops were just as intelligent/morally strong as us, they'd understand the right thing to do. Heck, they wouldn't argue with us, because they'd join us in advocating censorship! Instead, we need to expose them only to certain memes and keep any other memes that might outcompete those memes away from them!")

    My take is that the more competing ideas and debate going on, the better, and that the pro-censorship folks out there aren't somehow more enlightened than the rest of us. Personally, I think that if an idea is bad, people will tend to shrug it off in favor of new, better ideas.

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    1. Re:Censorship just sucks by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      The content is actually addictive and will override the rational mind, so there's a feedback loop going on that causes peeople to seek out the content more and more. Thus, people can't learn to avoid this content themselves because any exposure might cause them to potentially lose the ability to choose not to seek out the content. I can't really think of any informational version of this off the top of my head, but it's the rationale used for banning addictive drugs.

      Um... Evercrack?

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  113. well, they both suck by knightperson · · Score: 1

    The National Institute for Media and Family certainly sounds like a religiously-motivated "video games are bad, mmkay?" group with an axe to grind. Anyone reading their report with a critical eye can see that all the studies they cite are honest about how little you can conclude from their evidence. "The kids who play violent video games are more violent than those who don't" could mean "games make kids violent" OR "kids who are already violent tend to play violent games." There's no way to know from the evidence. NIMF's analysis of each study concedes this, but they proceed with their conclusions anyway.

    Here's part 2: The rating system does suck. It's incredibly broken. The M rating encompasses a ridiculously large range. Games like the now-infamous GTA: San Andreas, which encourages shooting cops, roughing up prostitutes, selling drugs, and whatever else gets an M. So does the original Halo, which had no profanity, no human on human violence (although plenty of human on alien, I admit), and no rewards for antisocial behavior. But if humans killing aliens gets you an M, would Space Invaders on the Atari 2600 rate an M? How about Combat, which came with the system? It seems that any amount of violence nets you an M rating, but nobody had a problem with 14 year olds playing Combat. Knights of the Old Republic and Jade Empire are very similar (made by the same guys) and have basically identical amounts of violence and moral issues. JE gets an M, but KOTOR gets a T. Blade II and LOTR: Return of the King are the same deal: The only difference I can see is orcs vs vampires, and lighting; but Blade gets and M, LOTR gets a T. I let my son rent Punisher a while back, which is rated T, but it was full of profanity and violence comparable to Chronicles of Riddick, which gets a well-earned M.

    Unfortunately, the "play what they play" argument doesn't work very well either. I try to be an "informed parent", but it's hard. I can't preview the game without cracking the seal on it and making it unreturnable. I can research it on the Net, but the review sites don't tell me how graphic things are, or how much profanity there is, or anything else useful for this purpose. They just tell you how good the game is. I wish I had a solution here, but I don't. How about 10 point scales for Profanity, Violence, and Sex in a scale that's consistent?

  114. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the best quoting of the bible I've ever seen on slashdot.