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WHAT FRUIT? HOW 'BOUT THE YAM BAG UNDER MY DICK?

On: What Fruits Will Reduced R&D Bear For The U.S.?

EVER SCRATCH YOUR BUNGHOLE THEN SMELL YOUR FINGER?

On: Toshiba To Show Laptop Fuel Cells at CeBit

TROLL TUESDAY, MUTHAFUCKAS! GET SOME GOATSE IN YA!

On: Dr. Pepper Tries New Astroturf Method

GO STICK YOUR HEAD UP A DEAD BEAR'S ASSHOLE, OK?

On: British Telecom Pushes Universal ID Check System

AT PARTIES, I JERK OFF INTO THE HOST'S SHAMPOO.

On: ISP Operator Barry Shein Answers Spam Questions

ANTI-MS FUD FROM A DUD PULLING HIS PUD, BUD.

On: Microsoft: 2003 and Beyond

WHAT ABOUT THE PART WHEN YOUR WIFE SUCKED MY COCK?

On: Accidental Privacy Spills

MORE IMPORTANTLY: WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT?

On: New Developments in Music Technology

OLD MEN POSING AS TEEN GIRLS AREN'T "FRIENDS" ASS

On: Baby Bells Promise Broadband Stagnation

DID YOU EVER FART INTO A JAR TO TRY TO KEEP IT?

On: Ask Larry Niven

IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE FOR 8 GUYS TO WANK EACH OTHER

On: LGP Announces Game Development Project

I'D THINK YOU'D WANT JAIL JUST FOR THE ASS RAPE

On: Lawyers Say Hackers Are Sentenced Too Harshly

TWO MORE POINTS: 1. YOU'RE GAY; 2. I JUST FARTED.

On: Internet-Created Free Audio Dramas?

MY ASS ITCHES WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND BEDOUINS

On: Warming Battle Over Online Taxes

STOP WANKING TO LOTR AND GO GET JOBS, ELF-FUCKERS!

On: Salon on Gollum's Failed Oscar Nomination

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YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED ABOUT HIS FAVORITE ANAL LUBE

On: Dave Barry Answers Alert Slashdot Readers' Questions

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ARE YOU ALL READY FOR A WEEKEND OF GAY MAN-LOVE?

On: More on the Mars Ice Cap

SHOW OF HANDS: WHO HERE HAS UNDESCENDED TESTICLES?

On: Buy Broadband From Your Neighbor

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT LINUX, YOU DUMBASS FAG.

On: Democracy in the Dark?

ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE OBTAINED THE REAL THR0!D P!ST!

On: Snowboarding Soul Ride Engine Goes GPL

GET A ROOM, YOU TWO HOMOS. AWAY WITH YOUR MAN-LOVE

On: Spector, Garriott on Games

HA!THIS POST IS GUARANTEED KARMA FROM DUMBASS MODS

On: Oscar Nominations (LotR, Spirited Away, and more)

THIS POST WAS TOO LONG AND TOO BORING. PLEASE EDIT

On: RIAA Unveils Net Tracking Tag for Online Sales

WHAT KIND OF FUCKED-UP RETARD NAME IS "EBEN"?

On: Ask FSF General Counsel Eben Moglen

SORRY, BUT WHERE EXACTLY IS THE "FUNNY" PART? ASS

On: Gamers, Upgrade your Systems