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Gamers, Upgrade your Systems

jbischof writes "Looking to upgrade your aging PC? Ace's Hardware has a new upgrade guide tailored specifically to gamers. The data shows exactly which upgrades - processor, motherboard, gfx card, or combination of the three - will give the best performance boost on all the latest and most popular games (according to their recent poll)."

369 comments

  1. Ode to drunken gamers... by theWrkncacnter · · Score: 0, Funny

    But with my mac all I have to do is throw it away and buy a new one! No kit for me! ;)

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    1. Re:Ode to drunken gamers... by RatBastard · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but how many times can you play Photoshop? I mean, the final map is pretty weak and that last boss is a major disapointment.

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    2. Re:Ode to drunken gamers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a MAC you won't be playing the latest games.

    3. Re:Ode to drunken gamers... by Digital11 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Or you could be the first person to bake an apple in the oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes... Wait, no you wouldn't...

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    4. Re:Ode to drunken gamers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah.. they didn't get Quake III before everyone else and all that.

    5. Re:Ode to drunken gamers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're talking about games, not carmacs funky Idea of a Engine test.

  2. Go Go CowboyNeal Upgrade! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cool now I know which order to get the components of my CowboyNeal(tm) doll updated!

  3. Games? by Corrupt+System · · Score: 5, Funny

    I only upgrade my computer to increase benchmark scores.

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    1. Re:Games? by TheJesusCandle · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I've found that the hardest decision in building a box is always the motherboard. I basically know what to expect from the graphics card manufacturers and from Intel and AMD.

      I'm actually quite happy with my current ASUS motherboard, which I've had for almost 2 years now. I am sort of worried about all the reports of capacitors exploding and whatnot, but I don't seem to have any of the "warning" signs on mine.

      Either way, my system is starting to show a bit of age, and I'm thinking about building a new one come this spring. I'm expecting a fairly hefty income tax refund, so I figure it might be time to plunk down some cash I've saved up for a new box.

      I know pretty much what I want. I'll probably go with the latest and greatest offerings from nVidia or ATI, and stick with a faster AMD processor.

      But I'm not sure about the motherboard. I enjoy gaming, so I'm thinking about going for something with the nForce chipset.

      This report seems to suggest that the nForce 2 chipset will benefit your FPS. So perhaps I'll look into those. Then there is the matter of trying to avoid motherboards with the exploding capacitors...

    2. Re:Games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm expecting a fairly hefty income tax refund, so I figure it might be time to plunk down some cash I've saved up for a new box.


      Why don't you donate it to Bush? He needs it to fight those dark-skinned guys that have his oil.

    3. Re:Games? by truenoir · · Score: 1

      Personally I'd go with nForce2 just because of personal experience with the VIA KT333 chipset. In fact, it was so troublesome that when I returned the motherboard, the Athlon went with it, and I ordered a Pentium 4. Not as fast, but darn stable. The CPU was nice though, if the nForce series are reliable (as seems to be indicated), then it'd certainly make for a fast system.

    4. Re:Games? by Wingnut64 · · Score: 1

      I'm in pretty much the same situation, and I've been looking at this baby. Asus A7N8X Deluxe with:
      DDR400
      USB 2.0 x 6
      IEEE 1394 x 2
      Ethernet x 2
      ATA/133 + SATA x 2
      Onboard 5.1 Audio
      $140

      Review

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    5. Re:Games? by dubba-dumb · · Score: 1

      yet another copied post by jesus candle freak

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=53119&cid=52 52 712

      Karma whore!

    6. Re:Games? by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      Epox 8RDA+, great mobo, just finished builing my new system on it. NForce 2 chipset, on board lan and audio (lets face it, unless your a proper audiophile you don't need a £100 sound card).

      Can not recomend it highly enough and AFAIK Epox aren't one of the mobo manafacturers linked to exploding capacitors.

    7. Re:Games? by RKloti · · Score: 1

      The A7N8X Deluxe is nice, except for it's Achilles' Heel, a two phase power supply for the processor (rather than 3 phase), which reduces the motherboard's reliability and lifetime. I wish they would use a 3 phase power supply, otherwise this board is out of the question for me. Also there is the issue of unreliable caps...

  4. Linux? by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't help but question why they entireley jipped Linux from this gaming feature.

    Theres more to gaming than just Windows-only games like Couterstrike or Quake III.

    Many Linux people enjoy the same kind of fun on their platforms. Railroad Tycoon II and Quake II work just fine, thanks.

    Linux can do eveything these days, it's not 1991 anymore. Its full fledged and can play games and use Office documents. What are you waiting for to change.

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    1. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA, it's about hardware. This article is about the cutting edge games, which we quite simply don't have on linux.

      I'm going to call in the demolition squad to get that huge chip off of your soldier.

    2. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Counter-Strike *drools*

    3. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Railroad Tycoon II and Quake II work just fine, thanks.
      Linux can do eveything these days, it's not 1991 anymore.


      Gosh, no. With great cutting-edge games like that it's at least 1998! Who knows - any day now there might be 3DFX Voodoo-2 drivers for Linux, then you can really show those Windoze l0s3rs who's boss..

    4. Re:Linux? by dextr0us · · Score: 3, Insightful

      lets see, i'm going to break this down 2 ways.

      [quote]
      Theres more to gaming than just Windows-only games like Couterstrike or Quake III.
      [/quote]

      old games, yes, this article is about the cutting edge of games (doom 3, etc)

      [quote]
      Many Linux people enjoy the same kind of fun on their platforms. Railroad Tycoon II and Quake II work just fine, thanks.
      [/quote]

      OLDER GAMES.... THATS PROBABLY WHY THEY DIDN"T MENTION LINUX.

      how long has NWN been out for win? linux?

      don't get me wrong, i love linux, its just that these blanket "WHY NOT LINUX?!" statements are getting on my nerves.

      I'm waiting till the 1337 h4x0rs are done with linux, and when the 1337 h4x0rs can stop being so 1337, and start being more productive.

      I'm thinking of switching to BE.... so i can be more productive. Its a joke.... laugh....

      honestly, though, i did the whole deb thing for a couple years, and i just got kind of bored with it. I don't use a computer for fun anymore, so that kind of puts a dampner on things.

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    5. Re:Linux? by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 2
      Theres more to gaming than just Windows-only games like Couterstrike or Quake III.

      I thought Quake III was available on Linux as well as Windows.

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    6. Re:Linux? by TitusC3v5 · · Score: 1

      I like Linux as much as anybody, but the only games I play on it are Solitaire and xBill. Yes, there are some games for it, but your examples say alot. Linux isn't going to be a gaming platform until A) the market for it is there and then B) companies (like Bioware, who is making a Linux port of Neverwinter Nights) start making the games natively. I have Transgaming's emulator, and while it's great on the games it supports fully, those (or at least the games I own) are few and far between. I'm not sure if Linux will ever be a good choice for gamers - if it does it is still a few years down the road.

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    7. Re:Linux? by Valiss · · Score: 1

      Quake 3 for Linux can be found here. However, I would hardly call Q3 a 'new' game.

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    8. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's a troll. Amsterdam Vallon is an interesting troll poster - in this discussion there's the above seemingly pro-linux comment, and another down below that's pro-gamecube (and thus approximately opposed to linux gaming). This is the typical pattern.
      It's a neat social experiment because usually one troll will get modded up while another gets modded down. And that initial modding changes the nature of conversation in the whole thread. It's like a coin toss.
      It's also a good way to combine trolling with karma whoring, because if you post at +1 you can only be modded down twice, but you can be modded up four times. If you post at +2 you lose that benefit, but you still break even so once you're at 50 karma who cares.
      Tip of the hat from a fellow troll.

    9. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux can do eveything these days

      Except change your screen resolution on the fly....

    10. Re:Linux? by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

      Quake III is available for linux, numb-nuts. :-P

    11. Re:Linux? by liposuction · · Score: 0

      Haven't heard of Loki Games have you? You fairly new to the Linux industry?

      Also, I don't see your average Counter Strike player having much of a love affair with Linux. Probably happier on a cracked version of Windows, filling up gigs and gigs of space with warez and DOS scripts.

      I know, I know. Truth hurts.

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    12. Re:Linux? by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but I would hardly call it a "windows-only" game either. That was my point.

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    13. Re:Linux? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      "Railroad Tycoon II and Quake II work just fine, thanks."

      Uhhh, ok. the thing is that Quake II (being the most challenging of those you listed) requires about fuck-all for hardware. It ran like lightning on my PII 450 Voodoo 3 combo back in the day when it was new. Well these days, hardware like that is cheap. It's just a non issue. Basically any hardware you put together will be capable of running Quake II quickly. I mean on my current system I can easily play it with 8x AnIso, 4x FSAA in 1600x1200 and stillg et a good frame rate. There's nothing to upgrade for, the system is as fast as it needs to be for that.

      However UT 20003 and the like are a whole different story. They CAN slam even modern systems, so the question of how to best upgrade for them is a valid one.

    14. Re:Linux? by t0ny · · Score: 2, Informative
      because Linux has, like, 14 games, and Windows has, like, 5000000 games.

      Shit, man, you may as well ask why they didnt benchmark Mac. It always amuses me how the biggest seller for Mac games is always something so old no PC gamers are even playing it anymore.

      Dont get me wrong, this isnt a slam against Linux. But Linux isnt the be-all and end-all of computing that most people make it out to be. Most developers make software for Windows because they have the biggest market share, developers know how to program for it, and- the biggest factor- companies know they can make money selling software for the PC. Hell, if you are too cheap/poor to pay for an OS, how willing will that market be to pay for your software?

      id makes so much money they can afford to play around with money-losing propositions like making a linux port of Quake 2 or 3. But except for the dedicated server component, it really isnt cost (or time) effective to make a second-tier OS port. You dont delay a product for two months so you can concurrently release the Linux/Mac client which accounts for 1% of your sales base. Most companies that actually do release an alternate client mainly do so because the programmers are fans of that OS and work on it in their own time.

      The developers may get burned by Slashdot for not making a port, but so what? It's only complaints from a very loud and vocal minority: think Simpson's Comic Book Geek here. Worst... Game... Ever...

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    15. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, Doom 3 will be available on Linux, as was UT2003. NWN was delayed, but Bioware had originally claimed to make a simultaneous release. Blame the publishers for not making their games a bit more multi-platform friendly.

      I'm waiting till the 1337 h4x0rs are done with linux, and when the 1337 h4x0rs can stop being so 1337, and start being more productive.


      Productive? How can you be productive while gaming?

      don't get me wrong, i love linux, its just that these blanket "WHY NOT LINUX?!" statements are getting on my nerves.


      Don't get me wrong. I love gaming, but all of the blanket "LIUNX SUCKS FOR GAMING" statements are getting on my nerves.

      You may now continue your trolling.
    16. Re:Linux? by dolson · · Score: 1

      No kidding. You can use the Linux version that comes in a nice tin box on Windows, and you can use the Windows version in Linux as well... How these people don't know this is beyond me. I've seen people who run Quake 3 in WineX for crying out loud. WHY!?!

      Meh. People.

    17. Re:Linux? by Valiss · · Score: 1

      All closed file formats should be illegal, they just aid monopolies.

      Ug... way to troll it.

      Look, the point is that many games are available for linux, however, companies know that most will use a PC so they gear thier energy towards that. It's not necessarily monopoly, it's smart business.

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    18. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you feel after having been trolled that badly?

    19. Re:Linux? by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1
      I wasn't trolling anything, that's my sig! :-)

      I thought PCs ran Linux too. LOL

      I'll agree that traditionally most game development has been for Windows, but I can also see game companies writing for both OSes in the near future. There are too many stuckists refusing to run XP, and a lot of those stuckists are hardcore gamers.

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    20. Re:Linux? by 00klaDM0k · · Score: 1

      "Theres more to gaming than just Windows-only games like Couterstrike(sic) or Quake III. Many Linux people enjoy the same kind of fun on their platforms. Railroad Tycoon II and Quake II work just fine, thanks. Linux can do eveything these days, it's not 1991 anymore." Wow! RR tycoon II and Quake II! You are right. Linux gaming is not 1991 anymore. According to you, it's now 1996 and 2000.

    21. Re:Linux? by The_Sock · · Score: 1

      You just replied to his sig, asshat.

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    22. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still play Quake2, on Windows 2000, with an Athlon 1800+.

      Runs fast too.

    23. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am pretty sure you mean XFree86, not "Linux".

      XFree86 runs on many platforms, including Windows.

    24. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass...there's been a version of Quake III Arena for Linux for as long as there's been a Quake III. I know I'm feeding your trolling ass but I figured I'd better set the record straight.

      Someone should bitchslap your ass. Seriously. You suck.

    25. Re:Linux? by mha101 · · Score: 1

      >Theres more to gaming than just Windows-only games like Couterstrike or Quake III. Actually, a native Linux-port of Quake III exists.

    26. Re:Linux? by dextr0us · · Score: 1

      *cries*

      oh man... that was terrible....

      you guys win...

      LINUX IS THE BEST PLATFORM FOR GAMING!

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    27. Re:Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Hey, wow, Railroad Tycoon 2 and Quake 2? I have those games on my Amiga as well! Why don't they support Amiga, the bastards!

      Seriously, I like Linux as much as the next guy, but for gaming? Get real...

  5. results are from a poll eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    well if car performace was ranked by the opinions of their drivers, the honda prelude would beat a ferrari and Neons everywhere would outdo porsche.

    useless

    1. Re:results are from a poll eh... by Lawbeefaroni · · Score: 4, Funny


      Video Card Upgrade:
      We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 to more trendy video cards, such as the Geforce 4 MX 440, Geforce 4 Ti 4200/4600 and Radeon 9700 Pro (Tyan Tachyon G9700). We also check with a Geforce 3 Ti 200 and Radeon 8500, as both videoards featured an excellent price/performance ratio and have been very popular.


      Aww, come on. You mean to tell me you don't buy parts based on how "trendy" they are?

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    2. Re:results are from a poll eh... by Otter · · Score: 2, Informative
      results are from a poll eh...

      No they're not. The recommendations are from benchmarks. The base hardware they picked for their tests is what a poll had a large part of their readership running.

      Anyway, don't knock polls. I was very relieved when a poll at HardOCP showed that I'm far from the oldest reader they have. (I was expecting something more like when Freeze sent me a reader survey card with questions like "How old are you?: a) 8-12 b) 12-15 c) 16-7 d) 18 and up" and "How much money do your parents make?")

    3. Re:results are from a poll eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was it meant in irony that you picked the Honda Prelude, once chosen by Car and Driver as the world's best handling automobile?

    4. Re:results are from a poll eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you learned how to read a language I like to call "English", you'd notice that the poll was about what games they should run after they've put together the hw. Don't be so dense.

  6. The funny thing about this, by dlb · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..is that the guys who are willing to drop a metric buttload of coin for upgrading their gaming computer, are probably the same ones who were bitching about the $20 download of x86 Solaris.

    1. Re:The funny thing about this, by Tim+Doran · · Score: 4, Funny

      Good lord - you mean there are imperial buttloads?!?

      Glad I live in Canada...

    2. Re:The funny thing about this, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, since you obviously still haven't clued in, the reason the whole $20 Solaris thing got argued about was because they're calling it 'FREE' but still charging money for it.

    3. Re:The funny thing about this, by dildatron · · Score: 3, Funny

      The imperial unit is assloads, not buttloads. An imperial assload is roughly equivilant to 2.4 metric buttloads. Unless you are in Canada.

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  7. H.R. Puffenstuff Is My Cousin by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 0
    In the poll linked to in the article, they've got a category for "Other." Looking over the possible categories, what other types of games are there? I mean, they covered it fairly well. I don't understand what other types of games there are to play. I mean, looking over my extensive collection of games for the PC and various consoles I've owned, they all fall into one of those categories. Anyone know what they were shooting for? Perhaps someone who would vote that way can give me a hint.

    Oh, no surprises in the poll results either. Pretty predictable.

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  8. Bad guide... by YahoKa · · Score: 4, Informative

    I really don't like their guides. I find the best one is the sharky gamers guide to system building (at different budgets.) Check it out @ www.sharkyextreme.com

  9. Blah by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I played Unreal 2 for a few hours last night on my wont-work obsolete need-an-upgrade Radeon 7200. Guess what? My obsolete out-of-date SB Live! card - not even 5.1 sound, mind you, a paltry 4 channels - worked just fine too. I've recently upgraded my mobo and CPU and bought a new HD. And I didnt spring for the absolutely necessary 8meg cache version either.

    How did the tech industry manage to convince everyone that they absolutely need the latest and greatest bullshit? The machine they were 'upgrading' from is perfectly adequate to play every game they benchmarked.

    1600x1200 with FSAA and AF is nice, but it doesnt make the games any funner.

    Here's my upgrade guide. I wait until I want to play a particular game, and if I absolutely cant, I upgrade. And I double my current specs.

    Unreal 2 is a bore, BTW, for those looking for a review.

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    1. Re:Blah by Random+Frequency · · Score: 2, Insightful

      they didn't. that's why computer makes/intel/amd/etc are struggling right now, people just aren't purchasing equipment. You don't need anything faster than a P3 500 to run XP and read your email.

      Thats why you're seeing all these digital media hub features... that turn PCs into PVRs.

    2. Re:Blah by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Heh.. And of course, not only do they recommend you get a Radeon 9700 Pro, but you just HAVE to overclock it another 10 mhz. Because 130 FPS at 1280x1024 just wont cut it.

      It's such a damn racket. WD unveiled plans for 10k RPM IDE drives. And the tech fanboys at another forum I visit sometimes were all drooling over it, like it's going to make Battlefield 1942 run better or something.

      Fools and their money.

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    3. Re:Blah by PD · · Score: 1

      Double? I upgrade my computer roughly every 4 years. That's mobo, processor, and video card. I buy hard drives when I run out of space. So, whenever I upgrade, I tend to get things that are about 10 times faster than what I had before. I also tend to play games for a very long time before I move on to something else. I'm still having a lot of fun with Age of Empires, X-Plane, and my current system runs America's Army just fine. My next computer will probably be something like a 10 gigahertz AMD chip, a gig of RAM, and whatever video card works with Linux for less than $100.

    4. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You can have 50 people reading their email on a Pentium 75MHz

      What's your point?

    5. Re:Blah by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I meant I at least double, I find less than that doesnt translate into a real world performance fix.

      I know a guy who replaced his P4 2.66ghz proc with the 2.8ghz. $300 spent and he doesnt understand why nothing seems faster. He cant do the math and see a mere 5% difference, and even that is theoretical.

      And just look at "tech" forums around the net. How many people are pitching away that god-awful DDR333 and replacing it with shiny new DDR400? Or dual channel DDR333 solutions that give a mere 10% overall improvement (limited by the current P4's FSB).

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    6. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funner? Was it "gooder" too?

    7. Re:Blah by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      You do realize that hard drives are the slowest part of a computer dont you? RAM and the CPU do things in nanoseconds while it still takes milliseconds for hard drives to access things. Personally I like a well balanced system, and that is why I have a WD1200JB. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link and a computer is as only as fast as its slowest component. The fanboys were most likely drooling about the fact that hard drive thrashing would not take as long as before.

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    8. Re:Blah by Gorphrim · · Score: 1

      For some people, more eye candy and smoother frames = more complete immersion in the game world.

      Was Unreal 2 a bore because it's a bad game, or because your system can't run it full-on?

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    9. Re:Blah by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      If their hard drive is thrashing at all they need more RAM. You wont get good framerates hitting a swap file, 10,000 RPM RAID 0 array or not.

      What it will do in a properly equipped system is shave a 0.25 seconds of the level loading time.

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    10. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you buy a shitload of ram, and get some raid going, with the os running for a while (eg dont reboot every 30mins), then you will end up with a huge accurate fs cache. It's fast.

    11. Re:Blah by eddy · · Score: 1

      [...] new HD. And I didnt spring for the absolutely necessary 8meg cache version either.

      Then you're probably missing out on the three year warrany which goes with that option. Now, as long as that's a choice you've made, then it's no problem, I'm just saying that chosing to pay (the rather small premium IMO) for 8MB cache isn't always done solely for performance reasons.

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    12. Re:Blah by pi+radians · · Score: 1

      Except... no.

      Video games generally get loaded into RAM. When you're playing a game and you hear a lot of HD trashing (aka swapping), it means that you are in desperate need of more RAM, not a faster HDD.

      The only think for games that a faster HDD will do is slightly improve load times and for that extra money it just isn't worth it yet.

      The fanboys just want to be cutting edge for the sake of being cutting edge.

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    13. Re:Blah by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      It's a bore because it's a completely unoriginal Half Life clone with little to set it apart from every other FPS. I played for a full half hour before I even got to shoot at a bad guy.

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    14. Re:Blah by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      you sir get the prize :-)

      I just built a Lan-partymachine it's a athalon 1100, 256 meg of ram with a Radeon 7500 dual head. Why? because that is the ONLY card that is less than 3 inches tall to fit in my super small case. I can easily carry my small but fast 15 inch flat panel monitor , computer, cables, keyboard, mouse, headphones, software copies all in a small catalog case. I walk in and register, setup and get gaming in 5 minutes.. the morons with the 4 processor Athalon 3900+ with 22 terebytes of ram and a 7 drive raid array in the tower with wheels think they have it good, but I'm gaming for at least an hour more than they do, I still get 70-80 Fps in all the games and kick their butts while running at 800X600 and none of that silly eye-candy.

      if a game NEEDS all that eye-candy to sell then gameplay sucks.

      it's about fun, not how difficult your life can be trying to get around.

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    15. Re:Blah by pi+radians · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, thrashing, not trashing..... although I guess it could be.

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    16. Re:Blah by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Windows will still write to the pagefile even if you have RAM to spare.

      For example, my machine with 512 meg of RAM has an OS footprint of about 89 meg with XP installed. That leaves me with over 400 meg of physical RAM free. But when I run a game that uses up 100 meg of that RAM, 60 meg ends up in the page file. There's no good reason for it to do so that I know of, but it happens anyway. I almost never hit the limit of my physical RAM but I'm still stuck with that page file and the thrashing that goes with it.

      I've found that turning it off in Windows performance settings can get a temporary boost but long before I hit the ceiling I start getting "low on memory" errors. If the OS would utilize the RAM to its full potential first, I'd be much happier. Otherwise why do I have 512 meg in my machine?

    17. Re:Blah by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      I still play UT 1, which as I hear, and you agree with, was much cooler than Unreal 2.

      Interactive gameplay > flashy graphics.

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    18. Re:Blah by Shads · · Score: 1

      There is something to be said for bleeding edge, but there is no real point in upgrading if you just build a bleeding edge pc once a year... you never slip behind the curve.

      I'm running a gig of 400mhz rd, a 2.0ghz, 120g drives... and i'm only 1ghz behind the curve (and due to build a new puter presently.) If i had bothered to upgrade to a mb, 1066rd/ddr400, new vid, during the year I'd have to either start over with a new system now and have wasted *most* of the money spent... So it's best to just leave the system intact, save the money, and build a new system once a year.

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    19. Re:Blah by pi+radians · · Score: 1

      Actually, your right, but the way I understand it is that it won't need to read off of your HDD if you have enough RAM. That's where the performance hit really comes in.

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    20. Re:Blah by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      But that's what the page file is, a swap file on the hard drive where it stores the contents of RAM.

      If I've got 512 meg of RAM, and less than 256 of that is being utilized there's no reason for Windows to swap the contents of memory to the HD, but it does anyway. *sob*

    21. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unreal 2? Radeon 7200? 4 channel sound? I think you've been had, too.

      I can play descent on a 486 just fine. Best 3-d game ever written.

    22. Re:Blah by flewp · · Score: 1

      if a game NEEDS all that eye-candy to sell then gameplay sucks.

      Exactly. Immersive gameplay can keep me hooked forever, but flashy graphics last about 15 minutes before they get old. Now, if you have a game with great gameplay, AND great graphics, well, you can't go wrong. For example, compare Gran Turismo2 to Gran Turismo3. The gameplay is basically the same (it's a driving game, can't have too much variation really). GT3's graphics are still, IMO, some of the best on the PS2. GT2's were also great for the PS1. However, the graphics in 3 aid in the gameplay, in that it's a lot easier to see. Now lets just hope GT4 has more cars than 3.

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    23. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Funner" is not a word. The probable usage you were looking for is "more fun." Jesus Fucking Christ. Another example of the fine U.S. education system at work. Too != two != to. Their != they're != there. For fuck's sake, learn how to spell. Not that I'm trying to single you out. Just a friendly reminder to all you slashdotters out there.

    24. Re:Blah by br0ck · · Score: 1

      I've also been playing the game for a few days with a Geforce 3,Athlon 1.3, 256 DDR and platinum sound card. This guide was very interesting to me, because my fps keeps dropping to unbearably low levels any time things are happening which makes it impossible to play. When I turn textures and particles all the way up I get a whopping 2-5 fps, but otherwise usually get around 15 fps which is still pretty weak. And, yes I have all the latest drivers and patches.

      For my two cents on the game.. the downside is that the gameplay is very linear and the level load times are extremely unbearable--'quick' load takes about two minutes. EAX is also buggy as hell. However, the eye candy is definitely incredible. There are very realistic volumetric particle affects like rain, flame, and billowing smoke and dust, incredibly detailed alien landscapes and actual realistic fingers on hands instead of square blobs.

      Here's one positive review and a great screenshot of the bad guys.

    25. Re:Blah by CaseyB · · Score: 1
      I played for a full half hour before I even got to shoot at a bad guy.

      You went at least that long in Half-Life before shooting someone.

    26. Re:Blah by pi+radians · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm at work right now, so I only have access to a G4 running Mac OS X with a gig of RAM, but I am pretty sure it works the same way on Windows (I'll see when I get home)

      Top gives me this:
      VM: 1.83G + 64.0M 12626(0) pageins, 2658(0) pageouts

      So throughout the day I have had 12626 writes to the HDD, but only 2658 from that HDD (mind you I've been working on some pretty large PSD files, hence some of this swapping). One average use on my dual G4 at home I have a large number of writes but very few (sometimes 0) reads. I believe every modern OS works like this.

      So there is nothing wrong with your system, you will always have swap writes to it. But just to be certain you should run out and grab some more RAM anyways. =)

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    27. Re:Blah by pi+radians · · Score: 1

      Actually these numbers are pretty low since a couple hours ago I shut down my system to disconnect an ancient SCSI burner and replace it with a FireWire one.

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    28. Re:Blah by Bilestoad · · Score: 1

      Your machine doesn't have to be short of RAM for the drive to thrash. Try compiling a project with upwards of 1000 source files and I guarantee you'll see big improvements from that 10k RPM drive, even over a good 7200. I'll be buying one the day they're available.

    29. Re:Blah by Wraithlyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Tell me about it. I have 640MB RAM, and Windoze still grinds away at the swap file all the time.

      I've completely disabled virtual memory on a few Winboxes, and the performance (and often stability) increase is astounding! We have a P2/400 hooked up to the home theatre for DivX, MP3, etc. It used to play DivX horribly slow off the network, stuttering, skipping, and freezing all over the place. We found out it was buffering it in swap... turned off virtual memory, BANG, played without missing a frame.

      Unfortunately, a number of apps and games seem to be designed to specifically use VM, and won't work with it turned off, so I always end up having to turn it back on.

      Conspiracy to convince people they need ever faster machines? Who knows.

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    30. Re:Blah by dalamcd · · Score: 1
      Completely off-topic, here, but whatever.

      I spent something like 2 years in a primarily British MUD--believe me, grammar like that is not US-centric.

      dalamcd

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    31. Re:Blah by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      I know a guy who replaced his P4 2.66ghz proc with the 2.8ghz. $300 spent and he doesnt understand why nothing seems faster. He cant do the math and see a mere 5% difference, and even that is theoretical.

      That's what I don't get about overclocking. People will buy a 2.8 GHz processor and not think it's fast enough.

      I guess I agree with your doubling suggestion. I went from a 400 MHz to a 1GHz. Part of me wants want to upgrade to at least 2 GHz (or Athlon equivalent), but the fiscal part of me says I have better things to do with my money. I run UT2k3 OK. I wish it were better, though, as it is very difficult to play on-line against people with better frame rates.

    32. Re:Blah by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1
      Well, the OS is definately at fault then. You do realize that Win98 never used more than 89MB of RAM.

      NT and XP is suppose to use whatever you can throw at it, but, from what you're saying it is not using it effectively. That is a true shame, since nowadays RAM is really cheap.

      I've heard of huge improvements of busy SQL servers moving from 128MB to 256, 512, and 1GB of RAM. This was as far back as NT4 days. So it *is* getting used. But I'm not sure why you're not seeing the full effects.

      By the way, you're not using XP-Home edition are you?

    33. Re:Blah by captaincucumber · · Score: 1

      XP runs great on my pentium II 400, btw.

    34. Re:Blah by Random+Frequency · · Score: 1

      I don't happen to have a P2 400. I have a P3 500.

      *shrugs* =)

    35. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well in that case, why not just get a nice laptop with the Nvidia 4200 Ti and a decent display?

    36. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn. the most insightful thing i've read today and no mod points.

      sigh

    37. Re:Blah by egoots · · Score: 1

      What is your point?...
      You have just described a disk intensive operation, not just a ram intensive one... of course your hard drives will be working hard...

    38. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Where did you pull that 89MB of RAM figure from? That's total BS. IIRC, Win98 uses a tru 32-bit memory model (with one bit wasted, I think, for some reason I can't remember), so SHOULD be able to use a full 2GB of RAM. (And I've even seen Win98 systems upgraded from 128M to 256M with drastic improvement in high-end apps.)

      Common people; if you are going to state something as a fact, make sure you know what you are talking about, or at least hedge your statement with an "I think." I'd sure like to see a source for that 89MB remark...

    39. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The theory is this: swap out programs' least used memory pages even if there is unallocated memory, to use the rest of the memory for another rapid access purpose - either free ram intended for rapid allocation upon spawning new threads (Performance:Programs) OR (preferable) to cache registry and filesystem structures and metadata at least one level deeper than usual (Performance:System cache).

      There is only one way to turn it off - turn OFF swap. Completely. In 2k/XP, Windows will moan if it runs out of memory and set up an emergency swap file, but this is (A) dynamic in size and designed to be fragmented, and (B) only used if all available ram is filled with only minimal filesystem and registry caches and almost no free ram. The kernel is never swapped out with the emergency scheme.

      Slap 1 gig in the box, turn off swap, never look back.

    40. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win98 actually freaks out at 512 mb of RAM or greater unless you do some weird configuration... I've forgotten what it was, since the concept of a Win98 system w/ 512 mb of RAM has been laughable since Win2k came out.

    41. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another fool who doesn't understand paging. First, the displays are wrong, MS uses spotty terminology. What you can see is VM used, which would in fact be all RAM and the pagefile, minus what some of the OS is using. Second, thrashing wouldn't happen unless you had to keep moving data into and out of your swap file (might as well use correct terminology) and into RAM, causing your HDD to jump around trying to read data from everywhere. If you were actually constantly thrashing, I really doubt you'd have the patience to post this.

      Turning off paging is a really really stupid idea. The only possible benefit it could give is that it would prevent thrashing, _in a situation where you've run out of physical RAM_ (as I've said, thrashing doesn't occur otherwise). Of course, if you were in this situation, then the app would crash with an "out of memory" error, as would other apps, possibly. A bad trade.

      Anyway, read a few books and educate yourself about this stuff, it's not hard. Just don't go spouting your mouth off about it because you read this one guy on a forum who said he was an MCSE and he was like real smart and stuff.

    42. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds to me like you have a personal problem.

    43. Re:Blah by yomegaman · · Score: 1

      I don't know for sure because I don't know much about Windows, but I'd wager that it's swapping out rarely-touched pages so it can use them for disk cache.

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    44. Re:Blah by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Because I paid a total of $500.00 new for everything while having the fun of modifying the case and everything else to fit... making it my creation and not something that you just buy.

      a laptop with that good of a video card is at a minimum $1000.00 and they NEVER put good lcd's in laptops. a recent bout of laptop purchasing at work proved it... all of the laptop LCD's are slow so we setteled on the new dell's with the fastest but still blurry-in-motion lcd screen.

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    45. Re:Blah by stevenp · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it. I have 640MB RAM, and Windoze still grinds away at the swap file all the time.

      640 KB should be enough for everyone!

    46. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Win98 (possibly everything preceeding NT/Win2k/XP/++) performance suffers when installed RAM is in excess of 512MB.

      If you wish to keep more than 512MB installed because for example you x-boot Linucks/BSD then a hack documented by MS may be used to limit visible RAM to 512MB. I had some trouble with this approach so I pared RAM to 512MB.

    47. Re:Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Win98 (possibly everything preceeding NT/Win2k/XP/++) performance suffers when installed RAM is in excess of 512MB.

      If you wish to keep more than 512MB installed because for example you x-boot Linucks/BSD then a hack documented by MS may be used to limit visible RAM to 512MB. I had some trouble with this approach so I pared RAM to 512MB.

      Sorry for the repost, I must have posted the first reply to a different comment.

    48. Re:Blah by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      disabling virtual memory isn't a good idea. The reason that windows swaps things into the page file is because it hasn't been accessed in awhile. It's just trying to free up memory so that when you do need a great deal of memory it will be there in the system ahead of time.

    49. Re:Blah by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Yes... and? Why does anything you mentioned make disabling it a bad idea? If you have enough RAM, you should be able to keep EVERYTHING in memory and not suffer through endless hard disk hits. If I have 300 MB+ of physical RAM free, why is Windows crippling its performance by frequently accessing a 50MB swap file? Store it in memory, dammit!

      Furthermore, in my experience, Windows does not seem to pre-emptively move unused data into swap as you describe, it waits until you try to load something... THEN it makes room. Pre-emptive memory clearing is what various "ram booster" utilities do, like FreeMem, etc. But, IANAWKP (I Am Not A Windows Kernel Programmer)

      The only downside to disabling virtual memory should be running out of physical memory and not having an alternative.

      Personally, I think Virtual Memory should not be employed until your computer runs out of physical memory. Why doesn't it work that way??

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    50. Re:Blah by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1
      The test was done in an IT shop that ran tests on different amounts of RAM in a '98 box. No matter how much RAM they added, they saw no activity in the RAM above the 89MB mark.

      However, perhaps the apps they were using were at fault. Then again, the apps they were using were the apps they were concerned with.

  10. Oh Please... by LordYUK · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Windows is the gamers platform of choice. When I buy a new game, i sure as heck dont want to spend 8 hours configuring WineX to run it at a 25%-50% loss of power (my friend tried StarCraft on WineX on a 500 mhz with 256 ram, and it ran like ass... on windows, perfectly fine). I want to play my game. If you want to configure your system so that it runs Windows games, by all means, but dont bitch because "linux gamers are left out".

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    1. Re:Oh Please... by suman28 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Windows is the gamers platform of choice
      Correction... Windows is the game makers' choice of platform. It is unfortunate that the games get sucked into it because of lack of game choices for other operating systems. I am sure that will change soon enough.

    2. Re:Oh Please... by slide-rule · · Score: 1

      Funny thing about starcraft. For me, it ran about the same speed either way, but on Windows, the screen size resolution (whatever) was goofed on it (with updated video/monitor drivers), so I couldn't see the whole screen (notably the action button pallette), so I couldn't play it. Via wine (which, though granted it took a smidge of extra time, hardly took 8 hours) I could actually play the darned thing. Score one for the penguin.

    3. Re:Oh Please... by dextr0us · · Score: 1

      i hope it will change, but that doesnt mean that it will. Look at market share.... its a huge factor for console games, and an even greater factor for PC games. PS2 gets every game maker because it has the market penetration to put out a shit game, and because its only 20 bucks, at least a million people will buy it. PC games are the same way. How many bundle packs have you seen at wal-mart for windows? how many have you seen for linux? and for that matter, how many games have you seen that are linux native? dink smallwood doesnt count (points go to who gets that reference)

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    4. Re:Oh Please... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >I am sure that will change soon enough.

      This is almost as funny as the top parent.

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    5. Re:Oh Please... by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >> It is unfortunate that the games get sucked into it because of lack of game choices for other operating systems

      Much of it has to do with the lack of a suitable development platform to replace DirectX.

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    6. Re:Oh Please... by EvilMal · · Score: 1

      Actually, some games are reported to run slightly faster under some circumstances under Wine.

      As shown here, for example.

      I'm not saying this is true for everything, but there are cases where it is.

    7. Re:Oh Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, game makers supply what the game players want. Its a supply/demand thing. Players create a demand that suppliers satisfy, not the other way around. I guess you didn't take (or pass) economics 101.

    8. Re:Oh Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Geez, you got some fucked up video drivers man! Starcraft worked fine on my 800x600 piece of shit 14" interlaced monitor back in 1998. Let's see, I was using a 2MB ATI card at that time, and the machine was a P166 with 128MB of RAM running Win98SE. It was unplayable on the same system under WINE, in 1999. BTW, the game requires only a 640x480 resolution. Hardly anything straining on even OLD hardware!

      and only 8 hours? are you fucking insane? i mean, that's 8 hours i coulda been playing the fucking game! what? you have no work to do? nothing else in life? get out more you geek.

    9. Re:Oh Please... by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      I don't code so I really don't know but what is wrong with OpenGL and SDL?

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    10. Re:Oh Please... by nehril · · Score: 1

      YHBT
      YHL
      HAND


      (sorry, it was too obvious, couldnt resist :)

    11. Re:Oh Please... by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 1
      YHBT
      YHL
      HAND

      amen. but isn't fighting the only interesting thing to do besides programming and orgy sex?

    12. Re:Oh Please... by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OpenGL was never designed as a gaming API, but as a general visualization API. It's OK, and can certainly do the job, but a little too much bloat. Think 'technically accurate rendering' vs 'very fast'.

      SDL is (from libsdl.org) "Simple DirectMedia Layer is a cross-platform multimedia library designed to provide fast access to the graphics framebuffer and audio device. It is used by MPEG playback software, emulators, and many popular games."

      It's a decent base to use for your 2D graphics, but it's not a 3D api. It too is very general purpose. It's good for making portable code.

      Neither of the two do anything to help you get any sound out of your system, or input into it (gamepads, flightsticks), which is an absolute mess WRT linux right now.

      DirectX has the Direct3D, DirectDraw, DirectInput, DirectPlay, DirectSound, DirectMedia components. It really is a good api to work with for gaming. Gaming on the PC was an absolute joke before it existed. I don't know if you remember having to manually select your sound card from a list of 8 in the original Doom or Duke Nuk'Em.

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    13. Re:Oh Please... by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

      So SDL does the work of DirectDraw and DirectSound at least, except it works on multiple platforms.

      That OpenGL isn't up to par is hard to argue with the Quake series being based on OpenGL. I have dabbled with both OpenGL and Direct3D (8), and I think OpenGL is significantly easier to just pick up and start using. OpenGL even has standardized extensions for programmable shaders, which is the hot new feature these days.

      The rest of the game logic code should be easy to write in ANSI C or C++ (or a higher-level language if you like) so that porting it should be a non-issue.

      The issue that I do see is gaming device support (gamepads/flightsticks). Sounds like that could be a reasonable next step for SDL, if it doesn't in fact exist already. But, I also think that this is not a reason to go platform-dependant for many games. Some games need that support, but many *PC* games don't benefit from specialized controllers.

      When win95 and directX first came out, they were the only game in town... er, no pun intended - but these days I think SDL+OpenGL is a reasonable alternative for developing professional games if portability is of any concern.

      -If

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    14. Re:Oh Please... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Interesting
      " It is unfortunate that the games get sucked into it because of lack of game choices for other operating systems. I am sure that will change soon enough."


      Unfortunately Microsoft knew this and created DirectX as a way to keep game makers from writing to the mac platform. At least thats what former MaximumPC editor Alex St. John said( Former marketer of directx from Microsoft). Microsoft began development during the multimedia crazy during the mid 90's. Apple was regarded as a superior multimedia platform and this scared Bill Gates. Later they marketed it as an alternative to OpenGL because OpenGL was too portable.

      DirectX was even used in quake1 and quake2 even though the rendering was done in opengl. DirectX was used for displaying the already rendered graphics and for sound. You can find the dll's if have it installed.


      Until alternatives mature expect more games to be leaving the mac and Linux and going to the Windows platform.

    15. Re:Oh Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      All you have to do is release the cheat bots as Linux only, and you will see everyone shift to linux. :)

      Yeah sure, you always have 97% rail accuracy...

    16. Re:Oh Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know anything about SDL beyond that one sentence summary you posted?

      SDL provides a video context for OpenGL, it doesn't/won't/shouldn't try to be it's own 3d api.

      " Neither of the two do anything to help you get any sound out of your system, or input into it (gamepads, flightsticks), which is an absolute mess WRT linux right now."
      1. Audio - did you even read that one sentence summary you posted? And in addition to standard stereo pcm data, it can also play audio cds, and can provide an audio context for OpenAL for 3D environmental sound.
      2. input - yes, SDL handles input, anyway you like it. Keyboard, mice/trackballs, gamepads/joysticks(provided you have a joystick driver loaded, which no distro I know of seems to do out of the box).
      3. SDL does even more. I suggest you check it out before you shoot it down so quickly.
    17. Re:Oh Please... by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      But if I upgrade to a fancy new 3.06 Ghz P4, I can emulate that 1Ghz Windows box easily! (well, maybe not quite 1Ghz, but Bochs gets more efficient every day ;)

      And... upgrade?!?! But I just downgraded so I could play Bouncing Babies at the right pace (never heard of it? It was on some PC GAMES disk set, back for the 286... classic, fun, CGA action game where you had to catch babies jumping from a burning building in a net, and they bounced on the sidewalk)
      OR:
      Upgrade?!?! I didn't know they sold upgrades for Sun Sparc IPC's!

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    18. Re:Oh Please... by gomoX · · Score: 1

      starcraft was as fine in win as in linux for me
      I ran it on a spare x server
      about the 8 hours thing, read the parents, he really means "it didnt, in any way, take 8 hours, just a smidge..."

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    19. Re:Oh Please... by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      Well, instead of spending 8 hours configuring WineX, you could do about 20 minutes of research and buy games that either have been ported to Linux or games that run on Linux straight out of Best Buy like say... Unreal Tournament 2003.

    20. Re:Oh Please... by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      I am sure that will change soon enough.

      Will it ?, games are almost entirely played on home desktop PC's, how many home PC's run Linux ?. I would be shocked if it's even 1%. Game manafacturers are not going to a make games for a platform which the vast majority of their potential customers don't use, why would they ?.

      Get Linux on the desktop (how long have people been trying to do that ?), then the games will follow.

    21. Re:Oh Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dink smallwood doesnt count (points go to who gets that reference)

      Sounds like another one of those sleazy Debian references to me...

    22. Re:Oh Please... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      (my friend tried StarCraft on WineX on a 500 mhz with 256 ram, and it ran like ass... on windows, perfectly fine).

      He wasn't using DGA. He was just using SHM. If you use SHM, WINE will run very slowly. Starcraft under WINE using DGA runs slightly faster than it did for me under NT 4 (and doesn't have the damn "looping sound" DirectSound bug under Linux).

    23. Re:Oh Please... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Until alternatives mature expect more games to be leaving the mac and Linux and going to the Windows platform.

      Interestingly enough, most Linux games *do* get ported to Windows. Of course, they don't "leave" in this case...

  11. Gamecube? by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For a $119 system that's small and has a great library fo games ($20-30 each), I cant go wrong with the Cube.

    Most PC's cost nearly $2x10^3 for a real gaming strenth system ---- plus the games cost $59 each and that's at a cheap place like circuit city.

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    1. Re:Gamecube? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that or PC's are used for other stuff along with gaming and so they are often worth it, and that ppl can build their own systems and get a fairly powerful system for less than 1k, or that most comp games are more like in the 39-49 range...dont lie to make a point

    2. Re:Gamecube? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its a good thing you have karma to burn, because your last 24 posts have been nothing but "LEET H4X0R!!!! LINUX!!!! I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT LINUX!!!!"

      seriously, get some intelligent thought, and if you feel the need, share it.

      Slashdot isn't a place where getting better karma is a game, or it shouldn't be.

      dumbass.

    3. Re:Gamecube? by Lawbeefaroni · · Score: 0, Troll

      You have the prices for the games reversed, dumbass.

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    4. Re:Gamecube? by Lawbeefaroni · · Score: 2, Informative

      For example.

      007 Nightfire for GCN: $49.99
      007 Nightfire for PC: $19.99
      at ebgames

      You will find that's similar for a lot of games on both platforms. Ghost Recon? $49.99 GCN, $39.99 PC (GOTY edition even, for the PC).

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    5. Re:Gamecube? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Much easier to find used console titles.

      Blockbuster is a great place for used titles, if you dont need it on release day. The local one had about 2 zillion copies of Vice City at launch. 4 weeks later, they're selling them for 24.99.

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    6. Re:Gamecube? by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

      007 Nightfire for GCN: $49.99
      007 Nightfire for PC: $19.99
      Local warez D00D: Pricless

    7. Re:Gamecube? by Twister002 · · Score: 1

      AMEN,

      I got tired of having to update drivers and install service packs just to play the new games coming out. Installing updated drivers and service packs is like playing russian roulette with your system. I get the Gamecube and I know any game I buy for it will run right out of the box.

      I'm very happy with my Gamecube, sure I can't run the very latest PC games but who cares. It's all about entertainment right? Just like gaming under Linux, just because I can't run Dungeon Siege under Linux, doesn't mean I can't still be entertained by Falcons eye or Frozen Bubble. Just because I can't play (natively at least) Civilization III under Linux doesn't mean I won't enjoy playing FreeCiv.

      It's the same with the Gamecube, just because I can't play Quake3 on the GC doesn't mean that Metroid Prime is any less fun and just because my wife can't play The Sims on the GC doesn't mean she doesn't sit for hours playing Animal Crossing and enjoy every minute of it. Heck, she sent me an email asking what Tom Nook is buying Turnips at today.

      I don't need a 2gHz processor to write PHP or ASP code, and I certainly don't need an ATI Radion 9700 to lay out graphics in Paint Shop Pro.

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    8. Re:Gamecube? by Twister002 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but I can go down to the video store and rent Nightfire for $5, play it for 5 days and finish it.

      I can't rent the PC version of Nightfire. :)

      PS, the Nightfire PC demo ran like crap on my system. I'm able to run UT2003 with no problems. On the GC, Nightfire ran smoothly.

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      "For a successful technology, honesty must take precedence over public relations for nature cannot be fooled." -Feynman
    9. Re:Gamecube? by Shads · · Score: 1

      > Most PC's cost nearly $2x10^3 for a real gaming
      > strenth system ---- plus the games cost $59
      > each and that's at a cheap place like circuit
      > city.

      LOL, I probally own 90% of the good games that came out in the last 5 years and 50% of the total games. I would say 99% of games unless unbelieveably popular drop from the inital price point of either 49.99/59.99 to 29.99/39.99 within a month. Within 6 months they're sitting at 19.99/29.99 and much less than the same on the console... pc games loose value *much* faster. The real investment in pc gaming is strictly in hardware cost... a good gaming rig runs 3.5-4k

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    10. Re:Gamecube? by M.C.+Hampster · · Score: 1

      It's $119 now? *sigh*

      I convinced my wife after the $50 price drop to $150 that it would not go lower any time soon. I should have listened to her..

      Oh, and I just bought SSMB like a month ago for $50 and now I see it's going to drop to $30. Why, God, why?

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    11. Re:Gamecube? by _|()|\| · · Score: 1
      Most PC's cost nearly $2x10^3 for a real gaming strenth system ---- plus the games cost $59 each

      You've got to be kidding. $1,000 will get you a system with at least 256 MB, 2GHz, and a decent video card.

      As for game prices, don't even get me started. Let's look at PC Gamer's 2002 award winners:

      Ghost Recon $30
      Return to Castle Wolfenstein $30
      Undying $10
      Black & White $15
      Max Payne $20
      Kohan: Immortal Sovereigns $5
      Arcanum: of Steamworks & Magick Obscura $20
      Civilization 3 $30
      Flight Simulator 2002 $40
      NASCAR Racing 4 $20 (or less)
      I rarely buy brand-new games, but I picked up WarCraft 3 for $30 and NASCAR Racing 2003 for $40. If you saw a PC game for $59, it was probably a collector's edition.
    12. Re:Gamecube? by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1

      Dude, did you know atari games are down to 50 cents a piece now?!

  12. Just buy a console! by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know, I know, I'm a troll. Moderate away. But, geez, does tech really matter any more. You can't buy a system, console or PC, that doesn't draw millions of texture mapped triangles per second, doesn't have awesome sound, and so on. It's all so pointless. If money is not an issue, as it certainly wouldn't be to someone who constantly upgrades video cards and such, $160 will get you a nice Game Cube and Mario Sunshine. Or get an X-Box with Splinter Cell. Or whatever.

    The bottom line is that the PC tech race has lost all purpose, except to stroke the ego of hardware fanboys. And, man, do those guys need the ego stroking.

    1. Re:Just buy a console! by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This guide is better titled "how to make up for your tiny penis". There's absolutely nothing on their list thats needed to take advantage of todays "cutting edge" games.

      Todays "cutting edge" games are designed to play on 3 or 4 year old hardware - because the publishers want to sell it to more than the 2% who runs out to buy the latest videocard.

      I always think Simpsons when another gamer-tech review comes out. "It's slightly faster... TO THE MAX!"

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    2. Re:Just buy a console! by liposuction · · Score: 0

      LOL! My favorite is,

      "Get sauced! With Powersauce Bars! Now with more Applesaucey goodness!"

      "Does not contain Applesauce."

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    3. Re:Just buy a console! by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      You are right, you ARE a troll, and an uninformed one. Not everyone wants a console. There are lots of reasons for this but the bottom line is some people would rather play games on their PC. They also want to get good performance when they do. A guide like this is for them. If you like console gaming, great, enjoy it. However don't whine because not everyone has the same likes and dislikes as you.

    4. Re:Just buy a console! by ziplux · · Score: 1

      The bottom line is that the PC tech race has lost all purpose, except to stroke the ego of hardware fanboys

      If we never make progress, we'll never get anywhere! Every piece of technology needs a killer app, and there's great potential for future computers in this reguard. We're beginning to see a push to turn the PC into the "media hub" of a modern household. This is going to take lots of processing power, even current computers aren't up to the task without dedicated MPEG4 encoding hardware.

    5. Re:Just buy a console! by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Can I map on a console? No.
      Can I use anything but the shitbox mouse/keyboard (if any is available) on a console? No.
      Can I create mods for my favorite games on a console? No.

      Sure, X-Box has a harddisk for saved games and I think the next-gen sony box will have one too, but give me a break. By the time I buy the console, the extra controller, the keyboard, the mouse, and whatever rip-off 'online' package they offer, I've hit the price of a low to mid end PC, minus the above advantages...

      Do I get stuck watching my games in relative slide show compared to a PC? YES. Most console developers figure that since the TV only renders ~30fps effectively, that that should be their target rate. In reality, the games run in a relatively low resolution and are choppy as hell (you can even see this in the commercials for the various games). Oh yeah, don't forget, in a console game, the player usually has NO control over display settings, so he can't sacrifice some of the rediculous eye candy for performance... 90% of the life of most FPS games is the expandability. Without that, it would die in weeks. I wonder if RTS games are even playable at a TV resolution?

    6. Re:Just buy a console! by afidel · · Score: 1

      yes and you want to take all that great tech and display it on a 640*480 (aprox) display?? That's basically what you are doing by playing console games. And no the PC tech race has not lost all purpose, I still don't see games like NWN with graphics like The Lord of the Rings (the movie) at full frame rate with supper intelligent AI, once I do and can play it in a world with 10's of thousands of other people then maybe I will say hardware has advanced far enough.

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    7. Re:Just buy a console! by Magila · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Todays "cutting edge" games are designed to play on 3 or 4 year old hardware

      Bwhahaha, I'd love to see you run Comanche 4 or BF1942 at 1600x1200x32 with all the settings on max on 3-4 year old hardware. Even with settings turned down it isn't exactly going to be smooth. People have be using this same bullshit argument for years. Just because you can get a game to run playably on 2 year old hardware suddenly OMFG GAMES ARE DESIGNED TO RUN ON ANCIENT HARDWARE YOU ARE WASTING YOUR MONEY IF YOU'RE RUNNING EVEN REMOTELY NEW HARDWARE. BULLSHIT, just because games have adjustable graphics settings so you can play on older hardware doesn't mean getting new hardware gets you nothing. Try running BF1942 on a GF1 then run it on a 9700, the GF1 will look like absolute ass once you've seen what it looks like on the 9700 with all the settings cranked. People have better hardware than you, get over it and stop spouting bullshit about penis extentions and the like.

    8. Re:Just buy a console! by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

      Not everyone wants a console. There are lots of reasons for this but the bottom line is some people would rather play games on their PC

      Of course you can't get most games on the PC these days. If you like a variety of games, and you want to play everything that's cutting edge, then you also need a console. If you like to buy $400 video cards, then buying a $150-$200 console is no biggie.

    9. Re:Just buy a console! by Shads · · Score: 1

      > Todays "cutting edge" games are designed to
      > play on 3 or 4 year old hardware

      Play eq2/ac2/ut2003 on a pentium 3 733 and tell me those games run well with the settings cranked... those are cutting edge games as far as system abuse goes. Quake 2 hasn't been cutting edge for ages no has ut.

      Sure the games will almost all scale down and play on old hardware, would be damn stupid if they didn't. BUT if you want the best experience you pay the cash for the hardware to run the games with all the sparkle turned on.

      If I didn't care about look as well as gameplay I'd still be mudding rather than fiddling with mmp games...

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    10. Re:Just buy a console! by Wordplay · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps you should take your nose out of the strategy aisle and check out some of the action and sim gaming coming out. Today's cutting edge games are designed to be minimally playable on 1-2 year old hardware, and to have legs for the current TOL and next-generation.

      This is why we refer to them as "cutting-edge".

    11. Re:Just buy a console! by microTodd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, what I'd like to see is when consoles get decent mouse/keyboard support. Then, no more boundaries. I can finally play WASD FPS and *Craft RTS on my console.

      In fact, games are the only thing that prevent me from going Linux for my primary home desktop. Web surfing, office docs, email, CD burning, works great on Linux. No complaints. Ghost Recon? Oops, sorry.

      Personally, as a Linux advocate I support the advancement of consoles. Because when a console can replace my PC as my game platform of choice (network, mouse, keyboard are the only missing components) then I can finally replace my Microsoft OS with Linux.

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    12. Re:Just buy a console! by N4DMX · · Score: 1

      Counter strike would suck without a keyboard/mouse. But I see your point and I don't upgrade as often as most of the gamers I know. I usually wait a couple years before building a new machine. I also game on a console and I think some games are more playable with a gamepad, whether console or pc. But, to each his own I guess.

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    13. Re:Just buy a console! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      magila's penis length: confirmed

    14. Re:Just buy a console! by RobertKozak · · Score: 1

      And, man, do those guys need the ego stroking.
      Aw c'mon guys be bice. Big-massive-start-of-the-art gaming machines are all they got. It ain't like they got girlfriends to do some stroking for them.
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    15. Re:Just buy a console! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I have the biggest system!

      oh dear god i can't believe i posted this

    16. Re:Just buy a console! by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are plenty of games available for the PC that are not available for any console. No matter what platform you use be it a console or a PC, you are going to find games exclusively for it and games that are unavailable for it.

      The games that I like to play are available on the PC, and by and large PC only. Dark Age of Camelot, Civilization 3, Sim City 4 and UT 2003 are my current favourites. The first 3 are PC only and I would argue that UT 2003 is superior to it's X-box equivlant, Unreal Championship.

      So for me a PC is my idea gaming machine since it has what I want to play, but also since I'm going to own one anyhow. Even if there was not a single game available, I'd still own a powerful PC for other thigns.

      Now that's not to say that a PC is the best platform or right for everyone. There isn't a universally "best" gaming platform, it all depends on what it is that you want.

      The problem I have is with console zealots that somehow feel threatened by PC gaming and lash out and declare PCs to be inferior or stupid or so on. No, they are a legitimate platform, with advantages and disadvantages, like any other. People just need to choose the platform or platforms that meet their needs (I know many people that play games on a PC and a console) and then be comfortable with that choice.

    17. Re:Just buy a console! by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      What do you think that a Playstation 2 has USB ports for? Ethernet too, if you have a Network adapter.

      And it also runs Linux. :-)

    18. Re:Just buy a console! by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      SOCOM's still going strong on the PS2. Perhaps if PC developers weren't so chronically behind on their schedules PC gamers wouldn't have to "expand" their games so much wating for the next big release. On consoles there's more than enough games to play so one doesn't have to keep playing the same game with or without mods for years.

      RTS's ARE playable on consoles, with or without mouse support.

      What rip off online packages are you talking about. to go online with a PS2 all you need is a 39 dollar network adapter.

    19. Re:Just buy a console! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why we refer to them as "cutting-edge".

      What? Because they're slow?

    20. Re:Just buy a console! by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      And there are lots of games for the PC, if you don't have some fetish for the very bleeding edge. Which you can run much more cheaply.

      When will people get it through their heads that PCs do *not* need to be upgraded constantly to play games?

    21. Re:Just buy a console! by epyT-R · · Score: 1
      haha.. And perhaps if the console publishers let their developers take the time to make high quality games instead of rushing them, at least some of them would be even remotely interesting. For a console, I would have thought QC would be superior to pc games because once they're pressed, that's it, working or 'broken' that's the way the game will be... and you just paid $50 for it. Sure, PC games are released with bugs as well, but at least they can be patched.

      RTS's ARE playable on consoles, with or without mouse support.

      If you consider the current formula for an RTS, you simply cannot have the same level of complexity in a 8-12 button joystick that you can get with a 101 key keyboard and mouse. More importantly, the TV is no match for a nice high quality, high refresh, high-res non-interlaced monitor.

      Have you ever tried 'expanding' a game? Have you ever worked on a mod or map project? I doubt it considering your attitude. Don't knock it 'til you try it. It isn't just about 'waiting for the next release.' Its about having FUN with the game after you've played it's maps Xmillion times. With a console, you'll NEVER EVER have that kind of flexibility. Even if the hardware down the road would allow it, the cartels controlling that hardware's content certainly will not. They make their money via the content they sell to you, and they don't want to be competing with their customers (ie you).

      While I am not that familiar with sony's online package, the xbox live service does charge an extra fee on top of whatever normal isp fee you pay already. Of course, this opens up a whole new issue regardless of the console you own. What happens to your investment when sony decides that game X(or console for that matter!) is to be removed from the net servers? Guess you can't play it anymore, except single player. Sure, in some cases, you can link the consoles up via a switch and play on a lan, but since the games were written with a third party server in mind (And remember they can't be patched), you can never play them over the net again. Although this trend is starting to hit PC games(blizzard comes to mind as do the MMPORPGs), many of the games are designed to be run independently. If id software or Epic games goes out of business tomorrow, I can still fire up the games and play them over the net with friends if I wish.

      With the world's gamers becoming more and more dependent on the internet for gaming, that last thing we need is some centralized group of people to decide what games we are going to play or not based on some lame financial forcast. Sure, the stock arguement is that you'll just buy and play a newer game. Considering all the rushed crap coming out of the development houses these days (for both console and pc), I'd rather let social forces dictate when I give up a game (ie there are no more players playing it). On a PC, there are people out there still playing Doom and Quake (1) as well as those who play Q3 and UT2k3. In fact, the most popular online game out there, counter-strike, is a 2+ year old mod of a five year old game developed on a 6-8 year old engine! If it weren't for this kind of flexibility, that game would not exist today.

      The bottom line is, console players will never have the freedoms (especially when it comes to fully exploiting the concept of network gaming) that PC gamers do, and that's too bad. I used to buy into consoles for their arcade translations back in high school. Since stand-up arcade machines are dying out and being replaced by net connected computers, the need is diminishing. Consoles today are nothing more than stripped down computers manufactured by companies who were caught short by the internet so they created artificial scarcity via exclusive 'communities' and publishing contracts (RIAA anyone?).
  13. Wrong kind of burner by Autonymous+Toaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah, I thought that read Ace hardware. That's where I get all my upgrades.

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  14. MX for gaming? please... by zhevek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How is this really news? There are many many sites that have system guides updated once a month... is this site that much better of a system guide?

    The first priority for a gamer, especially a FPS gamer, should be a good video card. However, their first suggestion listed is a Geforce 4 MX 440 over a TI 200, then they don't even provide benchmarks for the Geforce 4 MX? And for that matter, why would any self respecting FPS gamer buy a MX card of any type from Nvidia when the TIs are so much better?

  15. You know you're an F1 fan when... by DG · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you see this screenshot:

    http://www.aceshardware.com/read.jsp?id=50000363 ...and know not only what track you're on, but that the car is in a position (in the braking area leading up to the chicane, on the wrong side of the track, with a couple of degrees of steering lock in the wrong direction) to crash in the next heartbeat.

    DG

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    1. Re:You know you're an F1 fan when... by I+am+the+blob · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, well he's playing Montoya, so even if he survived the crash he'd just blow up the engine half-way through the race. ;)

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    2. Re:You know you're an F1 fan when... by gosand · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah, well he's playing Montoya, so even if he survived the crash he'd just blow up the engine half-way through the race. ;)

      Nah, he would be on the pole with the fastest qualifying time, lose the lead in the first corner to Schumie, make an incredibly dangerous and breathtaking pass to regain the lead a few laps later, THEN blow the engine.

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    3. Re:You know you're an F1 fan when... by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I you looked a little closer you would see that he's only doing 103mph in 3rd gear. He's coasting. Like the other guy said, he's Montoya, so the engine is clearly blown.

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    4. Re:You know you're an F1 fan when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, its Montoya, planning to overtake Schumi (as well as the lapped cars) in (or in the vincinity of) the chicane..

  16. Re:MX for gaming? please... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    Because an MX card is about 50 bucks and plays games just fine. It was the one bit of common sense in the article.

    You CAN play todays "cutting edge" FPS titles without a $300 video card.

    I already posted that Unreal 2 is perfectly playable on my Radeon 7200. The game is a bore, and all the resolution and antialiasing in China wont fix that.

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  17. Speaking of upgrades... by Glytch · · Score: 5, Funny

    New motherboard: CAN$119.

    Athlon 2100+: CAN$206.

    512MB RAM: CAN$115.

    Realizing you have no cash left to replace your 16MB NVidia TNT2: Priceless.

    1. Re:Speaking of upgrades... by scott1853 · · Score: 3, Funny


      Realizing that those are US prices and now you have to pay double in Canadian money: Priceless.

    2. Re:Speaking of upgrades... by jadams2484 · · Score: 1

      Try www.newegg.com

      New motherboard (top-of-line Epox Nforce2 model) $85

      Athlon 2100+ $94

      512 RAM (PC 2700 from Crucial) $110

      The US prices aren't that high... Some of you people are being ridiculous about how much a respectable new power-machine costs...

    3. Re:Speaking of upgrades... by qa'lth · · Score: 1

      Motherboard: $100CAN
      Athlon XP 1800+: $150
      512MB DDR RAM: $195.

      Less than 3 months later, seeing the prices halved: Priceless.

    4. Re:Speaking of upgrades... by MadocGwyn · · Score: 1

      infinate cosmic power, itty bitty pipeline

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    5. Re:Speaking of upgrades... by xenyz · · Score: 1

      More like pricey.

    6. Re:Speaking of upgrades... by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1
      No kidding. The GHZ numbers on the AMD cpu's only go up .07Ghz each chip. That's only 70 MHZ.

      Athlon 2100+ = 1.73 GHz Athlon 2200+ = 1.80 GHz

      The price difference though is much higher. I think the article at acehardware loses all respectibility when they chose the Athlon 2800+. "Oh, by the way, they only made 3 copies of this CPU, so you might not be able to buy it. But oh well, here's our specs on it!"

    7. Re:Speaking of upgrades... by Glytch · · Score: 1

      Well, I bought at a good local shop. I know I could get the parts cheaper through the net, but I like to buy from them when I can. I'm willing to accept a little markup in exchange for competent help.

    8. Re:Speaking of upgrades... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting OWNED by a /. dork : Free.
      Step Two : ???
      Step Three: Priceless.

    9. Re:Speaking of upgrades... by jadams2484 · · Score: 1

      www.newegg.com is the most reliable retailer you can find... cheap 2-3 fedex saver shipping, painless RMA (even exchanged geforce 4200 brands when a gainward had a memory problem.) Check resellerratings.com before you say newegg is not competent health. Tons of reviews and feedback placing them in the upper echelon of such resellers. Any help you get doesn't justify how much the prices get marked up.

    10. Re:Speaking of upgrades... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You know what's real ironic?

      How the USD has been thrashed by other currencies and the first time in a long time the US is in a risk of losing it's "economic superpower" position, if this lasts.

  18. Ask Slashdot: Stereo Gaming? by VoidEngineer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OK, so I'm only vaguely impressed with Ace's gaming system... Seems to me like they're splitting hairs over upgrades of off-the-shelf equipment. Here's my question for all of you slashdotters:

    Given the above article, and the premise that slashdotters have a wider range of experience than Ace, what would be the ideal configuration for a stereo-video enabled gaming system? Say I want something that can run Stereo-Quake or Stereo-Descent... Also assume that cost isn't really a factor (wish that were true, but I'm just pipe dreaming here...).

    Besides the CPU and motherboard, there's also things like monitors (stereo projection monitors?), controllers (throttles, immersion gloves, goggles), stereo audio systems (THX?), and even room design. What would slashdotters put together with a beefy $50K to $100K budget, eh? Assume that the project is to put together the ultimate stereo-Quake VR simulator, and that you have access to the code of the game...

    1. Re:Ask Slashdot: Stereo Gaming? by Kenja · · Score: 1

      Well any nvidia based card supports stereoscopic graphics. So just grab a Gforce4 and you're good to go. However for the "best" stereo effect you're going to want to find a sheet of polarizing liquid crystal to go over your monitor. It would be simple to adapt the stereo connector built into many of the high end nvidia cards or to pull the sync from the green pin from the VGA out and use it to toggle the LCD (however in the case of using the vide sync you would need to add a switch to reverse the single in case it syncs on the wrong eye). Then you just need a pair of bi-polarized glasses so that each eye can only see what one polarized state of the LCD allows. The main advantage of this is that there is no flicker from the ambient lite as you don't have active LCDs in front of your eyes. The last setup like this I built cost around 500$, but that was years ago.

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    2. Re:Ask Slashdot: Stereo Gaming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would slashdotters put together with a beefy $50K to $100K budget, eh? Assume that the project is to put together the ultimate stereo-Quake VR simulator, and that you have access to the code of the game...

      Talk about practical -- I was wondering this exact same thing when I woke up this morning!

  19. games. by Rideak · · Score: 1


    games and bitchin hardware are only useful until you get hooked on forums.

    1. Re:games. by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've noticed most of the hardware freaks spend 99% of their time posting benchmarks in forums, and rarely play anything.

      They run 3DMarks and try to outdo (outspend) each other. But they cant tell you how to get past the 3rd boss of $GAME because they havent played it.

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  20. Show me the money by ianscot · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Somebody point me to a cost comparison of how the two approaches work:

    - upgrading PC every one or two years to keep up with the latest card-crushing games.

    - buying the latest and greatest console every two years.

    Seems like the console's a no brainer. When you need a new box for other reasons, you'll get one that's up-to-date for the latest titles... but why go through this cost and hassle when you can get a pop-it-in-it-plays system for $200 and no labor?

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    1. Re:Show me the money by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      The people who spend money like water to build cutting-edge uberrigs dont play games. They call themselves gamers, they post on gamer forums, but they dont play games. They'll never admit it, but all they do is run benchmarks to see who's the fastest.

      If they actually played current games, they'd soon realize that you can get a perfectly functional gaming rig for a tenth of what they spend.

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    2. Re:Show me the money by RatBastard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, the life-span of consoles is about five years. And even when no one makes new games for those older consoles, the games all still work (baring damage to the console or the media).

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    3. Re:Show me the money by Zathrus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but why go through this cost and hassle when you can get a pop-it-in-it-plays system for $200 and no labor?

      Ok, so show me the console game that can compete with UT2k3 at 1280x1024 with anti-aliasing and all effects turned on.

      Funny that... the console doesn't have the horsepower. I'm sure you'll fair better with Doom3.

      Ok, so which console has Moo3 coming out for it? Oh. None. What about Warcraft 3? Huh... funny that. How's about Neverwinter Nights? Er...

      Ok, well you do have online access on consoles now... a decade late, but hey, who's counting? So now I can play all those custom mods and maps with my fri... what? You can't do custom content? What the hell?

      Well at least I'll be able to play all the games I want on my console, and not worry about incompat... what the hell do you mean there are three different systems out? And they're each $200? Do you have any idea what kind of PC I can build for $600 nowadays?

      Screw this console crap. I'll stick with the PC. After all, my last system lasted nearly 3 years before I had to upgrade. Plus I can surf the web, do my taxes, and everything else.

    4. Re:Show me the money by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Don't freak out, but I don't happen to own a tv (on purpose!), or a stand alone DVD, or a cabinet stereo system.

      I do happen to own a PC with a 22 inch monitor that plays videos, has a great sound card, and nice stereo speakers and on which I can play a HUGE variety of games...Including nethack.

      If I were to go and buy the television, the stereo, and the console that hopefully plays DVDs, my cost of operation for a $200 console jumps to WAAAAAAAAY over the cost of my all-in-one PC unit.

      Also, my PC can fax, wordprocess, let me play around with code, "surf the net", generate really cool fractal images which I can print on my color printer, and oh yeah, the other thing I can't do on a console system...DOWNLOAD PRoN!

      So if you only want to play games, and only those that are avialable for 1 system, get a little console box to go with your TV.

      For me, since I use my PC for everything else, I think I am coming out ahead with the arrangement I have. Maybe when NetHack is available for a console I will consider buying it.

      The next thing I want is to control the A/C and heater and the coffee pot from my system. Even better, a macro button that will put my frozen pizza in the oven when I am powergaming on EQ for 36 hours straight. It would go well with the catheter I just ordered!

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    5. Re:Show me the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even when no one makes new games for those older consoles, the games all still work (baring damage to the console or the media).


      You know, your the 3rd person in this story to make this argument as an upside for consoles. The problem is that it applies to PC's as well. All of the older games still work on the older PC's barring damage. See how much sense that makes?

    6. Re:Show me the money by Malc · · Score: 1

      And you've got four or more controllers plugged in to that PC? It's in your living room where you can all sit in comfort. It's plugged in to a screen bigger that 19". You have a bunch of friends who come over to play. The machine doesn't make more noise than the F1 car sounds coming from the stereo as you play. You don't keyboard or mouse to do anything.

      Yeah, right.

    7. Re:Show me the money by Stanl · · Score: 1

      There is more to gaming value than just money. I love playing the console systems, but the one thing the games lack is the ability to mod and expand like computer games, which I personally think makes the PC gaming experience superior. Intead of waiting years for a sequel to a console game, developers can crank out an expansion pack in months. My addiction to Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind immediately comes to mind. There is a PC version and an Xbox version, and by most accounts the PC game is better because it is less buggy (thanks to patches) and an expansion pack was released. I know what you are thinking: "The Xbox has a hard drive, so why not include the PC enhancements." Well, the console market doesn't support expansions. There are also technical reasons. Even though the Xbox has a hard drive, it's not like a PC. You don't install things like you do on a personal computer.

    8. Re:Show me the money by Twister002 · · Score: 1

      Unless you are Sony and make your new systems backward compatible. Then, even if your old console goes south you can still play the games. :)

      In the other console systems defense
      - There is no previous version of the Xbox to be backward compatible with, we'll see what they do with the next version.
      - ditto with the Dreamcast, except there won't BE a next version.
      - Nintendo was moving in a different direction with their delivery media. Going from a cart to a disc.

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    9. Re:Show me the money by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      And how many mid-tower boxes do yuo want floating around your house? And monitors, keyboards and mice for them? It's trivial to swap out consoles on the TV. Swapping out PCs is a pain in the ass. And, as I said to someone else, most people do not do whole-body transplants when they upgrade, they replace piece by piece, leaving you with a growing collection of parts that *might* someday be slapped together into a system.

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    10. Re:Show me the money by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      And you've figured out the key point - the gaming style for consoles is not the same as for the PC. They are distinct and different and one does not preclude the other, nor does one replace the other.

      Oh, and for the record, I have a 21" monitor. So on at least one point you're wrong :)

      And hooking up a PC to a HDTV isn't all that difficult either.

    11. Re:Show me the money by Shads · · Score: 1

      Actually, I build cutting edge boxes. Once a year I build myself a new ubasystem. No point upgrading if you do it that way... I game alot and generally I bench the system just after I get it fully installed once in 3dmark and then forget it... benches mean nothing-- they very rarely have much to do with real game performance. You can get a functional rig for about a grand if you are willing to sacrifice the candy... if you want the candy (at a frame rate that you can stand to look at) you pay for it.

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    12. Re:Show me the money by afidel · · Score: 1

      see for multiplayer we have these things called lan parties, or network play. Both work rather well =) Actually I have a PS2 with a bunch of fighting games for drinking parties but that's about the only time it gets used =)

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    13. Re:Show me the money by startled · · Score: 1

      All games are not created equal. Console games are a very different experience from PC games. I enjoy both, but sometimes I'm in a console mood, and sometimes I'm in a PC mood. It's like asking why everyone doesn't play sports in a field instead of a swimming pool-- swimming pools are more expensive, and it's all just sports, right?

      Besides that, you're exaggerating about the need to upgrade. The equation would still come out in favor of consoles, but unless you always have to play every game at max settings, most games will run comfortably on a fairly old rig. 1-2 years is only necessary if you need to play the latest and greatest 3-D graphics showoffs, but most of those suffer in the gameplay department anyway (check the reviews for Unreal 2). RAM is cheap nowadays. So is a GeForce3. That'll turn a sub-GHz system into something easily able to play most popular games right now (BF1942 being the notable exception).

      Still, the price is somewhat moot. If you're a PC gamer and you can afford it, console games won't cut it. Neverwinter Nights on a console? Never. Take the XBox version of Morrowind? Please-- and miss out on all the great mods?

    14. Re:Show me the money by vondo · · Score: 1
      If you really want to go this route, you have to buy three (Sony, Nintendo, Sega, MS (one of those is out of business but I don't remember which) consoles every 2 years, since they have exclusive games.

      Then you still can't play Neverwinter Nights, Warcraft III, The Sims, Civilization, etc.

      My boss is on the console upgrade treadmill with his kids. I guarantee you he spends more upgrading those than I do on my PC.

    15. Re:Show me the money by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      Personally, I like to have my cake and eat it too.

      $90 AthlonXP 2000+
      $140 512M DDR266
      $72 Asus A7N266-VM (NForce)
      $150 Chaintech GT21 GeForce4 4200 128M @ 500/250
      $55 Alpha PAL8045 + Panaflo 28cfm
      $190 2X Samsung SpinPoint 80G 7200 RAID0
      $50 TDK 32X CD-RW
      $30 Hitachi 6X DVD-ROM
      $50 Enlight Micro ATX 300W Chassis
      $17 Microsoft Internet Keyboard
      $20 Logitech MX Optical Mouse
      ======
      $864

      $864 for a very nice system. It's no P3 3.06/Radeon9700/RDRAM, but it can still play UT2003 (DM-Antlus) at 1024x768 with all effects and stay above the monitor vsync (I enabled vsync in the UT2003 config).

    16. Re:Show me the money by bluelan · · Score: 1

      To start off with, I need a PC anyway because I'm a geek. I program for a living, out of my house. I bank, find restaurants, and find directions to those restaurants online. I even look for hikes online. So, given that I already have a $600.00 monitor and over $1000.00 worth of CPU, RAM, motherboard, and Hard Drive, all I have to do is buy a graphics card that's good for games. If there's money left over, I might even splurge and get a good sound card. Pricewatch says I can get a GeForce4 TI 4200 128MB DDR card for $130 bucks. My rule of thumb is to buy the card that costs half as much as the most recent card's price. The cut rate card will work fine for two years. Buying the most expensive card might gain you another 6-12 months before obsolescence, but it's not worth the cost. That's a better deal than a $200.00 console. Of course, I'd also need a high definition television to go with the console if I wanted the same picture quality, but I'll ignore that since some people have the TV, just like I have the core of the computer. An added plus on the PC side is that the PC is more likely to have all the games I want. I like RPGs, and many RPGs don't hit console. Also, every console has its own killer games that run only on that box, and I can't play those. But, if the game is implemented for just two platforms, it's usually a console and the PC. So, PC gamers get a better selection. As an added perk, the emulator crowd is always at work. When you can buy a console cheap on ebay, you can usually pick up a PC emulator for it as well. So, you can eventually play most console games on a PC. You'll never play an X-box only game on a PS2 though. So, my conclusion is that I can play a wider variety of games for less money on my PC than I could if I went the console route. However, if you don't need a fairly serious computer for other reasons and you're into TV, the consoles make sense.

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    17. Re:Show me the money by bluelan · · Score: 3, Insightful
      (forgive the dup and mod the other down - this infrequent poster forgot to preview)

      To start off with, I need a PC anyway because I'm a geek. I program for a living, out of my house. I bank, find restaurants, and find directions to those restaurants online. I even look for hikes online. So, given that I already have a $600.00 monitor and over $1000.00 worth of CPU, RAM, motherboard, and Hard Drive, all I have to do is buy a graphics card that's good for games. If there's money left over, I might even splurge and get a good sound card.

      Pricewatch says I can get a GeForce4 TI 4200 128MB DDR card for $130 bucks. My rule of thumb is to buy the card that costs half as much as the most recent card's price. The cut rate card will work fine for two years. Buying the most expensive card might gain you another 6-12 months before obsolescence, but it's not worth the cost.

      That's a better deal than a $200.00 console.

      Of course, I'd also need a high definition television to go with the console if I wanted the same picture quality, but I'll ignore that since some people have the TV, just like I have the core of the computer.

      An added plus on the PC side is that the PC is more likely to have all the games I want. I like RPGs, and many RPGs don't hit console. Also, every console has its own killer games that run only on that box, and I can't play those. But, if the game is implemented for just two platforms, it's usually a console and the PC. So, PC gamers get a better selection.

      As an added perk, the emulator crowd is always at work. When you can buy a console cheap on ebay, you can usually pick up a PC emulator for it as well. So, you can eventually play most console games on a PC. You'll never play an X-box only game on a PS2 though.

      So, my conclusion is that I can play a wider variety of games for less money on my PC than I could if I went the console route. However, if you don't need a fairly serious computer for other reasons and you're into TV, the consoles make sense.

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    18. Re:Show me the money by Chorizo911 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, could it be the fact that a lot of gamers don't pay for the games they play on their computers. Naw that would be illegal.

    19. Re:Show me the money by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      You did know that there's a PS2 version of the Sims out now, with Gamecube and Xbox versions soon to follow. And one buys consoles every 5 years or so. Because most players own just one and not all three.

    20. Re:Show me the money by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Playstation 2's and Xbox's both play DVD's, I don't know what you mean by "hopefully"

      Plus you can buy a Linux kit for the Playstation 2. That's right you can wordprocess, compile code, surf the net, generate cool fractal images to print, and play Nethack, right there on a PS2.

      You also have to remember that almost everyone has a TV so there is no "cost of ownership" problem. And if you have a TV you can also use it to actually watch TV. :-)

    21. Re:Show me the money by johnwroach · · Score: 1
      and boy does that piss me off.

      I'm a console gamer. That said, I much prefer to PC games, but it's just so much easier to pop in the disk (or cartridge, or whatever) and play than it is on the PC. Yes, I'm sure everybody else has their rig set up just right, but honestly, it's a pain in the ass.

      I would kill for the Morrowind expansion, thought.

    22. Re:Show me the money by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And you've got four or more controllers plugged in to that PC?

      Sure, USB. Try and plug 127 controllers into your console. :-) More realistically, I have three, though I've only ever used two at once.

      It's in your living room where you can all sit in comfort.

      Err...no, PCs have better online support. No need to make friends walk over to your house to play.

      It's plugged in to a screen bigger that 19".

      Nope. Why would I want it to be? The resolution is much more important than the size. Heck, the other day I was playing a Dreamcast game from a projector to get a 20' tall image. Looked awful.

      You have a bunch of friends who come over to play.

      They don't *need* to, because they can play remotely.

      Which, granted, is about fifteen feet away in a dorm...

      The machine doesn't make more noise than the F1 car sounds coming from the stereo as you play.

      My computer is much more quiet than the PS/2 my roommate has. That has a ridiculously loud drive, and you can hear the thing read. Last time I played on an Xbox, same thing was true. Dunno about the GC.

      You don't keyboard or mouse to do anything.

      Because you *cannot* use the keyboard or mouse. Which, for many types of games is a *huge* drawback. The mouse is *much* better than a controller for strategy games (real time or turn based). It's also much better for FPSes. The keyboard is essential for games that use more than the puny eight buttons or so on the gamepad (a proper Quake setup, a roguelike), anywhere you want to type text...

  21. FUCK YOU MACS ROCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have great games like chess and doom and chess!

    1. Re:FUCK YOU MACS ROCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And chess!

  22. Re:MX for gaming? please... by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The Ti4200 is better bang for the buck then the Ti200 is, and the 440MX (at $41) is the best bang for the buck around. So, in the budget category, the 440MX wins.

    You can get a 2100XP, ECS K7S5A mobo with sound and LAN that can handle ddr/sdr, and a 440MX card for under $200. Sacrificing CPU or GFX card to improve the other will cost you too much performance, and having done this exact setup for some "cash flow impaired" friends I can tell you firsthand that it's plenty fast to game on, especially when you are upgrading from a P2 400 and a TNT 2 32mb card.

    The 440MX has it's place, depending on what you are looking to do.

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  23. tetris all the way baby by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 3, Funny

    tetris is what i play,
    and with 1.2 GHz AMD Athlon, 512 MBRam and ATI A-I-W Ultra Pro AGP 32 MB RAM , it kicks some butt.
    I play tetris in Vim, in xemacs, so there

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    1. Re:tetris all the way baby by tickleboy2 · · Score: 1

      You play tetris in emacs!?!?!? No wonder you need a 1.2 GHz processor! :)

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  24. "We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 ..." by Time+Doctor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Except there never was any such card. To the best of my knowledge, anyway. This would be fine except they mention this imaginary product twice. Perhaps they mean a GTS, GTS Pro, MX, or Geforce 3 Ti 200?

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    1. Re:"We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 ..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they accidently got it confused with the Voodoo 5.

      Best. videocard. ever.

    2. Re:"We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 ..." by dolson · · Score: 1

      There were GeForce2 Ti cards, but weather they had a 200 or whathaveyou, I don't know.

      ASUS's later models of the V7700 card were Ti cards.

    3. Re:"We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 ..." by dolson · · Score: 1

      I can spell, really, I can!

      "whether"

    4. Re:"We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 ..." by Time+Doctor · · Score: 1

      Ah but if only it had both GPU's working in Lunix.

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    5. Re:"We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 ..." by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      There was no GTS Pro either. The rev was called the Geforce 2 Ultra.

    6. Re:"We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 ..." by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > There was no GTS Pro either. The rev was called the Geforce 2 Ultra.

      What are you talking about ? There was the Hercules 3D Prophet II GTS Pro.

    7. Re:"We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 ..." by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      We're both right... There were seperate products named Geforce II GTS and Geforce II Pro. Putting both suffixes on the card may have been Hercules' idea; the core chipset was sold in a wide range of sub-configurations.

    8. Re:"We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 ..." by Time+Doctor · · Score: 1

      Excellent point, I forgot about the GF2 Ultra since it was out of my price range.

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    9. Re:"We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 ..." by Stormie · · Score: 1

      Except there never was any such card.

      Hmm, I wonder what this is sitting on my desk that I just removed from my machine and replaced with a Radeon 9000 Pro? Sure looks like a Geforce 2 Ti200.

      To the best of my knowledge, anyway. This would be fine except they mention this imaginary product twice.

      Since the best of your knowledge isn't very good, you should refrain from such declarative statements. The Geforce2 Ti200 was released at the same time as the Geforce3 Ti200 and Ti500 (i.e., much later than the other Geforce2 models). It's the same chip as the Geforce2 GTS, Pro and Ultra, but with a die shrink and different clock rate. Somewhere in between a Pro and an Ultra in clock.

      Read more here.

  25. Re:MX for gaming? please... by zhevek · · Score: 1

    I understand that most of todays games are playable, but Nvidia is misleading its customers with the MX brands. They have less graphical features then their TI cousins, and there is a reason they cost less.

    For example, when I had a Geforce 3 TI200, and the Geforce 4 MX came out, a site like this might suggest to upgrade. However, from their own internal numbering system, the geforce 4mx is, I believe, a Nvidia 15, whereas the G3 ti200 was like a Nvidia 17. The Geforce 4 4200 TI is number 20 or some such.

    The Geforce TIs also use DDR memory, whereas the Geforce MX use single rate memory. There is a signicificant difference between the TI and MX in frames per second, and this matters if you are in a FPS clan and in active leagues. The MX just doesn't cut it for 10 players on the screen in UT2003.

  26. Parent has a point. by RatBastard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The paren post has a valid point. Like a lot of people I know, I am getting sick of the hell that is the constant Upgrade Cycle. I'm tired of upgrading my system to play the latest and greatest only to find that my favorite games no longer work. Upgraded your video card? Oops. All those old 3DFX-specific games no longer work. New processor? Too bad it's too fast and a whole batch of games (thanks a pantload, Origin) run too damned fast. Opps! Looks like that new soundcard killed off a few games. New version of Windows? Guess what? Yep. More games died.

    Three years worth of upgrades (and often less) seems to kill most of the games I have. (Save Quake and it's kin.)

    Compare that to the consoles. All of my old Playstation games still work (save the one I ran over with my chair, but that's my fault). Some of those games were made in 1996/1997. Most games for the PC from those days no longer work.

    Is that a "So what? Thems is old games!" I hear? Bite me. I spent money on those games and it annoys the hell out of me that this sad state of affairs has come to pass.

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    1. Re:Parent has a point. by ziplux · · Score: 1

      Uh...so keep a copy of Windows 95 on your computer. Keep that 3dfx card in your computer, just use the pass through cable and it'll work fine. If you want to play really old games that run too fast on modern processors, keep an old machine around!

      Expecting newer operating systems to maintain backwards compatibility at the cost of stability is foolish. XP and 2000 are stable because they left out all the old code that was in 95/98/ME.

      To use your console example, let's say you upgrade from an N64 to a Gamecube. The Gamecube must suck because, gasp, it doesn't run N64 games! N64s don't run SNES games. If you want to play old games, you keep the old system. Same thing with PCs.

    2. Re:Parent has a point. by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      My system doesn't have ROOM for a Voodoo card. Every usable slot is already taken. And I already have enough computer around. I don't have room in my house to keep older monstrocities piled up all over the place.

      Your upgrade analogy is flawed. You are assuming that I'm replacing a N64 with a Gamecube. I'm not. I'm adding the Gamecube to the collection. But that's irrelevant because that's different from upgrading yuor computer. Very few of us simply replace our entire computers when we upgrade. We upgrade a few components at a time.

      And more to the point, none of expect new consoles to run older console games (the Playstation 2 being one of the few exceptions). We do NOT expect that a simple upgrade to our computers will break what was working just fine.

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    3. Re:Parent has a point. by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      I haven't upgraded my computer in almost 3 years, and I've yet to see a game that hasn't worked on it.

      The only game I miss that I can't play now is the orignal TIE fighter. I have a game from '94 that still works fine though.

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    4. Re:Parent has a point. by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 2, Interesting
      RatBastard, I couldn't have said it better myself.

      I chimed in on another gaming-related theme a little while back to ask Why... and how... these guys justify spending so much money on what I consider to be only marginally superior systems.

      I'm all for the purist who wants absolute quality, however. The audiophile who dumps $3000 on their system does not puzzle me, because for those people, the listening provides such great enjoyment that they feel the expense is worth it. That's cool. You could say the same thing about gaming computers, I suppose, but the crucial difference: these fanboys don't know what quality is, they just know specs, by and large. Hell, most of these clowns keep quoting stuff like 'games that run at 60 frames per second' without knowing that their fucking TV only shows them 30.

      I mean, 90% of the people in 1st-world nations cannot discern the difference between Windows and Mac. They cannot see it. Physically cannot see it. Does anyone seriously think that these people look at the side-by-side displays of the GC, PS2 and XBOX in Toys'r'us and proclaim the XBOX as the hands-down winner? No damn way. *i* can barely tell the difference, and I am a graphic designer. Sure, I know to look for antialiased edges, poly counts, etc. but the average gamer dude just wants to know if the latest NFL roster is included.

      I also echo your other comment on older games. I still plunk in WipeOut XL on my PS2 and it's a blast.

      I admire the PC Gaming Afficionado's tenacity, but I'd rather spend the extra $500-1000 on, oh, say, another 10-20 quality games.

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    5. Re:Parent has a point. by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      I also echo your other comment on older games.

      That's the amazing thing about non-computer games. Monopoly has been around since 1935. Games like chess and go have been around even longer. They are still popular. But Starcraft, an incredibly popular game just 5 years ago, has a fraction of the following it used to have.

    6. Re:Parent has a point. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      How many games on the console can I play opponents online? How about everquest? How many modern PC games have online support today ? How about playing keyboard and mouse support so I have more buttons? How about chat on the console ? Question answered.

      Consoles are for children. I have not owned one for years and quite happy with my pc. All the games are the same and you play agaisnt the computer. Not a real human. Unreal Tournament is fun (not 2003 yuck). I love the user levels. I found new ones all the time that are fun. Can I dynamically download custom levels when playing online with a console?

    7. Re:Parent has a point. by zaffir · · Score: 1

      Fanboys don't know what quality is? You're blurring the line between the "Audiophile of gaming" and your average joe who has a PS2. The average Joe loves bass and nothing more when it comes to music. The average joe loves his PS2 and maybe PC when it comes to gaming. Whether or not it's a dell, compaq, whatever - it plays games so he's happy. Audiophiles spend hours tweaking their systems and getting the right components. Hardcore gamers spend quite a bit of time picking out the best stuff for them (although it's alot easier; you just go with whoever has the highest benchmarks). Hardcore audio guys/girls know and appreciate an awesome system. Hardcore gamers know that, in general, specs = speed. But we go by benchmarks more than anything else. And yes we appreciate the difference. For the same reason that an audiophile would rather die than listen to Joe Teenager's "system," hardcore gamers would rather have their eyes torn out than play UT2k3 or Quake at 20-30fps.

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    8. Re:Parent has a point. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

      "Hell, most of these clowns keep quoting stuff like 'games that run at 60 frames per second' without knowing that their fucking TV only shows them 30."

      Yes, but this is important. As long as your refresh rate is double of your redraw rate, your eye won't notice tearing or other visible problems (ever benchmarked Quake with vysnc turned off?). The 60 fps is important to the timing loop of the engine, as well as to the visual quality. Grab a Dreamcast game like Shenmue which has slowdown in certain parts, and watch as the tearing suddenly appears when the engine starts dropping frames as it's rendering.

      It's the same basic idea as the the DAC in your soundcard: a 44Khz sampled digital stream is required to approximate an analog 22Khz sample, due to the nature of the sound wave: "The absolute minimum number of samples per cycle needed to properly reproduce a sinusoid is two -- one at the peak, one at the trough. This will give a crude approximation to the original signal but will be able to capture the frequency and amplitude. This means that the sampling frequency should be at least twice the frequency of the sinusoid being digitised; this is know as the Nyquist Frequency." (Pretty graphs are here)

      "*i* can barely tell the difference, and I am a graphic designer."

      Well, now you know.

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    9. Re:Parent has a point. by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      You have not been paying attention to the console market have you? I play online with my PS2 all the time. And the PS2 version of Everquest comes out either late this month or in March.

      Some console games have mouse and keyboard support, mostly FPS's, that's why a PS2 has USB ports.

      I personallly chat on my PS2 all the time, either within games like SOCOM, or using Gaim or X-chat while in Linux.

      Some people might accuse PC games of "being the same", considering how PC gamers obsess over FPS's and RTS games. PLenty of diversity in console games, it's not just run, jump and bop anymore.

    10. Re:Parent has a point. by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Hell, most of these clowns keep quoting stuff like 'games that run at 60 frames per second' without knowing that their fucking TV only shows them 30.

      Hell, most of the clowns criticizing these clowns keep quoting stuff like "TV only shows them 30" without knowing that it runs at 60.

      What the hell metric are you looking at? You can't say that two interlaced frames use anywhere near the same amount of cycles that a single frame uses.

      Think of it as running at 60 fps, half vertical resolution. *That* would be accurate.

    11. Re:Parent has a point. by ThePhreaker · · Score: 1

      You know what? You also spent good money on the older hardware that runs those games, so why don't you set it up and play!?

    12. Re:Parent has a point. by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      What the hell metric are you looking at? You can't say that two interlaced frames use anywhere near the same amount of cycles that a single frame uses.

      That would make some sense if the computer actually calculated individual fields (which is the term you're looking for).

      The CPU calculates each full frame internally as one progressive pass - this applies to any console BTW - and the video hardware translates this to NTSC. The television is responsible for drawing the frame, which it does as two interlaced fields. CPU cycles don't enter into it.

      Thanks for proving my point though.

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    13. Re:Parent has a point. by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      That would make some sense if the computer actually calculated individual fields (which is the term you're looking for).

      Thank you -- what I said does make sense. I also meant "frames", not "fields". Fields is a term specific to the video format, which really doesn't come into the rendering side of things, which is what I'm talking about.

      The CPU calculates each full frame internally as one progressive pass - this applies to any console BTW - and the video hardware translates this to NTSC.

      Some games render at 30 fps and vertically blur the image, and others render at 60 fps (and while I cannot swear to it, I doubt that the GPU goes to the trouble of rendering odd lines of even lines are the only thing being displayed). There definitely is *not* a 30 fps hardware restriction on any consoles that I know of.

      The television is responsible for drawing the frame, which it does as two interlaced fields. CPU cycles don't enter into it.

      However, performing the general game computation (movement, AI, physics, etc) *do* require more CPU time. Which, surprise, is why two half resolution frames don't compare to one full resolution frame.

      Thanks for proving my point though.

      Or not.

      Q: Is there any specific technological feat that you're most proud of?
      Steve: Pretty much the engine overall, because we were able to get a lot of performance out of the GameCube, and it allowed us to have these really gorgeous environments that were very rich in detail. That's mainly thanks to the engineering support we received.
      Michael: Also, to run at 60 frames per second and achieve all of that is pretty amazing.
      Miyamoto: The ability to show off all those particle effects at once and still have it run at 60 frames per second. That was impressive.


      From an interview with three Metroid developers

    14. Re:Parent has a point. by slaker · · Score: 1

      If you'd care to remember back a couple of years, 3dfx open-sourced their Glide API shortly before they were ass-pirated by nvidia.

      Google for "glide emulation" and you'll find goodness. I play glide games all the time on my ATI cards.

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  27. my upgrade by Rideak · · Score: 1

    http://www.3dlabs.com/product/wildcat4/index.htm

    3dlabs 384mb wildcat 4 video card

    180 degree panoramic stereoscopic VR goggles

    just those and I'd be happy

  28. Uhhhhh by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think you are misusing the term stereo a bit here. If you want a simple solution for 3d with stereo glassess, get a deceantly fast nVidia card, like a GF 3 200 or better and get the stereo glassess for it. You also need a monitor that can pull a deceant refresh rate. The card will the work with the shutters on the glassess to do 3d. Works well for the price.

    As for sound I haven't seen a non-stereo Pc in years. In sound terminology stereo means 2-channel, left and right. You are thinking surround sound. Also, THX isn't a surround sound spec, Doubly Pro Logic, Doubly Digital, Digital Theatre System, and Sound Dynamic Digital Sound are. THX is a spec that involves listener experneice and deals with noise and distortion levels, volume calibration, crossovers and a whole bunch of other things. the idea is if you buy a THX system and calibrate it right, you'll get a movie theatre sound experience form DVD.

    However, it really won't do much good as Quake doesn't support 3d positional sound. It just does normal stereo sound.

    1. Re:Uhhhhh by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 0, Troll
      Doubly Pro Logic, Doubly Digital

      It's called Dublin, stupid.

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    2. Re:Uhhhhh by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Don't call someone stupid if you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. I am not talking about Dublin which is a city that has nothing to do with sound technology. I am talking about Dolby (I spelled it wrong) Labratories. http://www.dolby.com/. Dolby Pro Logic and Dolby Digital are two of the most common surround sound formats. DD is what DVDs use.

  29. Best CPU deal right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Get an Athlon 1700+ Tbred B (the really new ones)... and overclock it. It runs at about 1466mhz stock, but it's VERY easy to get these things up near 2000mhz and beyond. A 500mhz OC is really incredible, and these chips are cheap, selling for $50 or so.

    1. Re:Best CPU deal right now by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      50$ + how much in cooling and ear plugs?

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    2. Re:Best CPU deal right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Vantec Aeroflow TMD which cools it just fine and at a barely audible level. It's running at 105F (41C) under full load (case at 84F (29C)), 1.75 volts OC'd to 197x10 completely stable.

    3. Re:Best CPU deal right now by qmrq · · Score: 0

      Just make sure you have a Throroughbred B. I am not sure if all of the A versions have been phased out. If you try to clock an older Throroughbred A proc that fast, you'll most likely fry it.

    4. Re:Best CPU deal right now by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      You do know the TMD fans were recalled and off the market because they have a tendancy to keep spinning faster and faster until they draw so much power the wires melt. Oh and if they're powered off the mobo, it melts too.

      Not trolling, just a heads up.

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    5. Re:Best CPU deal right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "TMD fans which were used on several Swiftech models were recalled earlier this year as many of you are aware. We asked Vantec about this issue in no uncertain terms and were told that the TMD fans used here do not suffer the same defects." from this review. Also, they run at a lower RPM (~5400) than than the Swiftech's (7000+) which may have been a factor.

  30. I got at least a 50% improvement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in my MAMEs per second playing 1977's sub hunt full screen comparing my 366mhz celeron to the 2.4ghz p4.

  31. [OT]: Cheap DVI Video Card to drive HD Cinema Dsip by jovlinger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've scrimped up engouh money for one of the now cheapish 23" HD Cinema displays (1920x1200 of rock-steady pixel lovin') from Apple. Unfortunately, I'll have to upgrade my ATI AIW Radeon because it puts out a max of 1280x1024 to DVI. I'll need a DVI->ADC converter to drive the monitor, which runs about $100. I now have VERY cach little left for the video card.

    Can anyone suggest a video card with good Linux support, able to put out DVI at the above res, and able to scale DVD video to that size? I don't ever use 3d, so performance is less of an issue. Price and linux support are tho. I notice apple's website suggests that the HD display hates matrox, loves ATI or nvidia. Any idea why?

    Best of all woudl be if you actually have such a setup running, and can confirm it works

  32. Variable detail level by Malc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Specifically, many games now feature several levels of detail, enabling those with faster video cards to enable extra shadowing, higher levels of geometry, higher resolution textures, and so forth."

    I thought Ace were normally pretty knowledgeable. This has been going on for years. I remember playing F19 Stealth Fighter and MSFT Flight Sim back in the 80's (CGA graphics - yeah!), and they had these options then. I'm sure they weren't the first either.

  33. Re:MX for gaming? please... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Yes, that got my attention too.

    "We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 to more trendy video cards, such as the Geforce 4 MX 440"

    "Trendy"...? wtf?

    Yes, it's newer but that's about it. Isn't the GF2 Ti 200 faster? I thought the GF4 MX 400 was just slightly faster than a GF2 MX 400?

    I guess the GF4 has hardware support for some more fancy features, but not all games use the latest cutting edge features (I think it's actually pretty rare), and pure speed is usually more rewarding.

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  34. Now I'd like advice for other types of users by HWheel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm enjoying my digital camera a lot and getting ready to get a bigger/better/geekier one. What components should I get to maximize Photoshop and such? Any sites that offer such advice?

    1. Re:Now I'd like advice for other types of users by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Funny

      What components should I get to maximize Photoshop and such?

      Just click that widget in the upper left corner, dude. You don't need any tools or "components" for that.

      Any sites that offer such advice?

      Ok, you're insisting:
      HOWTO: Maximize Button

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    2. Re:Now I'd like advice for other types of users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops, I knew something wasn't right.

      Upper *right* corner. Rinse and repeat. *Right*. Hmm, I guess I'll need to take a look at that tutorial as well. =)

    3. Re:Now I'd like advice for other types of users by ameoba · · Score: 1

      It's simple...

      Start out w/ the fastest CPU you can afford, then get the motherboard that supports the fastest RAM speed for that CPU, then max it out with as much of that fast RAM as you can put on the board. Get yourself some large, fast HDDs and put them in a RAID-0 (don't forget to do backups!). Don't forget the 21" monitor.

      Wham. Find a case & a midrange ($50-75) video-card and you've got a good photoshop machine. Remember, Photoshop is essentially is essentially a number-crunching program, and there's not much difference in the 2D performance of the graphics cards available on the market. Picking an optimal system for gaming is more dificult for 2 reasons: First, gaming performance is the result of the combination of CPU power and GPU power; a balance must be kept between the extremes of having a fast-ass video-card that's starved for data by a slow CPU and having a CPU that can compute infinite loops in 10 clock cycles that's not allowed to show things at more than 10FPS 'cuz you've got a crap video-card. The other thing is that for a majority of serious Photoshop users the system upgrade is going to be a business expense that they can write-off come tax time, where gamers are doing this for personal entertainment.

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  35. Article has an interesting conclusion by palmech13 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, the article has a suprising (at least for me) conclusion: strategy / RPG games may benifit by upgrading your video card (they're really starting to take advantage of that stuff) whereas first person shooters require more CPU (due to increased AI). The FPS games used were Battlefield 1942 and Ghost Recon.

    This is fairly contrary to what I've heard in the past, which was always the opposite.

    1. Re:Article has an interesting conclusion by G27+Radio · · Score: 1

      I noticed this recently. Side by side, my computer (Athlon 1700, 384MB RAM, 32MB TNT2 Ultra) runs SimCity 4 much slower than my friend's (Athlon 1400, 256MB RAM, 64MB Radeon 9700.) Mine spends a ton of time reading/writing on the hard disk despite the extra RAM.

      Sure you'd expect better video performance from a better video card, but had didn't expect it would make such a difference in a non-FPS like SimCity 4. I imagine the extra video memory allows a lot more detail to be cached in the video card rather than [mis]managed by WinXP. Why windows needs 500MB of swap space to play this game when there is 384MB of physical memory is beyond me. I'm sure if I increased my physical memory to 1024MB it'd still be swapping though.

  36. Missing the point... building vs upgrading by Admiral+Burrito · · Score: 1

    I think you're missing the point. This guide is not about building a new system, but upgrading piecemeal. If you just need a bit of a boost and have enough $$$ to spend on a video card or a CPU (but not both), which is the best to upgrade?

    1. Re:Missing the point... building vs upgrading by YahoKa · · Score: 1

      Good point, i see what you are saying. However, i still think that if you choose to upgrade one thing, i would look at what sharky uses in their guides.

  37. Re:MX for gaming? please... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    "Because an MX card is about 50 bucks and plays games just fine. It was the one bit of common sense in the article.

    You CAN play todays "cutting edge" FPS titles without a $300 video card."


    Yes, but it's an upgrade guide and they were talking about *upgrades*, and not about equipping a brand new system.

    They thought that the GF2 Ti 200 they assume is in a gaming computer should be "upgraded" to a GF4 MX 400.

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  38. Re:MX for gaming? please... by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    Because they're cheap and work great maybe?

    I thought my GeForce 2 MX couldn't handle UT2 at better than 640x480. Then I upgraded my CPU from 700Mhz to 1.2Ghz. That was $75 vs a couple hundred for a TI which wouldn't have benefited me any more than the processor upgrade.

    Price vs Performance with the current batch of games makes a TI very much overkill still. I'll buy a nice TI when the price drops and I have the extra money.

    And, as others have mentioned, consoles now beat the pants off of a PC in the graphics area for the price.

    GeForce 2 MX or N64? Graphics card wins. GeForce TI vs GameCube, PS2, or X-Box? Console wins.

    Ben

  39. The Rule of the Three by or_smth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's my little rule for upgrading my system.

    Replace every three generations, or when things are three times as fast as your current device.

    Simple, isn't it? For the past 10 (or so) I've worked on that little rule and it's lead me exactly where I want to go.

    My 486 became a Pentium II 266 became a Pentium III 800 became an Athlon 2400+.

    My something rather (I think it was an S3 Virge, but this was in the days when no one cared anyway) became a Voodoo 2 became a Geforce 256 became a Radeon 8500 (Which I bought budget at $100 canadian).

    My Gravis Ultrasound became a Sound blaster Live became a Hercules Game Theater XP became Nforce2 Dolby Digital output.

    It's strange how well this system worked out. Just as my machine became almost unbearable for games (About a 30FPS average for most games) I've upgraded because of this 3x rule. Sure, it means that you won't be at the bleeding edge for very long but the edge is too easy to fall off anyway. Only idiots would skip from a Radeon 8500 to a 9700, just as it would be stupid to ditch a 2400+ Athlon for a 2.8ghz P4. At the same time, people who tell that a 500mhz and a Voodoo 3 is enough for anyone are obviously not playing any modern games. The trick is to get caught in between the two extremes.

    1. Re:The Rule of the Three by Mysterios · · Score: 1

      haha yes i agree.
      my new plan is to upgrade once everyone else's box is 10x faster than mine.
      I had a pentium150, and upgraded last year to an athlon 900.
      so i'll upgrade when i -can- get a 9ghz proc, but i'll cheap out and only get a 7ghz one

    2. Re:The Rule of the Three by qmrq · · Score: 0
      My something rather (I think it was an S3 Virge, but this was in the days when no one cared anyway) became a Voodoo 2 became a Geforce 256 became a Radeon 8500 (Which I bought budget at $100 canadian).

      ahhh I remember that little Virge chip soldered onto the AT motherboard my Digital was built off of. Pentium running at 100MHz, 8MB 33Mhz Ram, 1.2 Gigabyte Hard Drive.....

      Later I upgraded the Graphics to one of the latest and greatest....a Creative Labs Graphics Blaster!

    3. Re:The Rule of the Three by Chorizo911 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My rule is never pay more then $100 for a piece of hardware. Sure I live about a year behind but I dont seem to notice. Never ran across a game I couldn't play yet due to hardware being outdated.

    4. Re:The Rule of the Three by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Why is this Insightful?
      He does every 3rd generation upgrading, big deal. In two more generations hell have the latest and greatest, again.

    5. Re:The Rule of the Three by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, put just a little extra cash into a motherboard that will support faster processors. Most newly released motherboards handle faster than currently available processors. Wait for the technology curve to bring the price of the fastest supported CPU down and buy just as they're being phased out. My 700 AMD system became a 1333 AMD system for $200 CDN.

    6. Re:The Rule of the Three by bluGill · · Score: 1

      My rule is upgrade when I feel a need and have money.

      I upgraded my 486-80 (amd, intel didn't make that speed) to a fast, top of the line dual ppro-200 when the 486 finialy died (it just barely worked, but I was in college and had to settle for what I could get). I'll upgrade the ppro200s when they start to become slow.

      Of course my favorite games are kolor lines, and xlincity, so you can guess how long that will take.

      Seriously though, I'm thinking about a second computer, but more speed isn't a factor. I want to play with some kernel programing, and don't want to risk my main machine or uptime on it.

    7. Re:The Rule of the Three by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      xlincity

      Yeah, isn't that game the greatest?

      Takes a while to learn it -- looks a bit similar, but the emphasis is totally on flow of goods, unlike SimCity.

  40. Re:MX for gaming? please... by Admiral+Burrito · · Score: 2, Insightful

    GF4 MX is good as long as you don't mind upgrading again when the next generation of games are released (which won't be long now)...

    John Carmack: "Don't Buy a GeForce4-MX for Doom 3"

  41. If cost *really* isn't an issue . . . by phantumstranger · · Score: 4, Insightful
    then I'm heading over to Alienware's gaming systems and drooling for a little before I buy. If money is an issue (which it is for me) then I'm going through the time to research Price Watch until my fingers bleed and building a killer box that way.

    Regardless, if I'm not in the mood to build a box I think I'd trust Alienware for a gaming machine over anyone else out there.

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    1. Re:If cost *really* isn't an issue . . . by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      money is an issue (which it is for me) then I'm going through the time to research Price Watch

      Hope you also research the companies as well. Otherwise you may be very unhappy with what you actually end up with.

      My personal suggestion is to forget about Pricewatch and just buy from Newegg, or an equally highly rated vendor (I've also used MWave and Monarch Computers recently with good results - Monarch is local for me though). No, I have absolutely no interest in these companies, just good experiences. Newegg is the best of the three though - I've bought, returned, and RMA'd, all with absolutely zero issues.

      As for a gaming PC - if you're not going to build it yourself, I wouldn't go Alienware unless you have money to burn. They're deeply overpriced for nothing special. Your best bet is to either go with an online vendor that sells entire systems (like Monarch) or to go to a local computer store and buy from there. The local angle always has the advantage of someone that you can lean on if you have problems or questions, and they're also very dependant on referrals for business, so they don't want to piss you off.

      And, yes, they can get funky cases like Alienware has too.

  42. BF1942 AI??? by Mysterios · · Score: 1

    There seems to be a lot of concern from the writer about how the AI uses like 25% of your CPU and stuff but seriously, how many people buy BF1942 and play it single player? The whole point of this game is that everyone you're playing against is a person. Playing it single player is like watching porn when there's a naked girl in your bed.

  43. Ram upgrades? by rollthelosindice · · Score: 1

    Is it me or is RAM not important to PC gaming? I like to think increasing the amounts of RAM helps all-around performance.

    1. Re:Ram upgrades? by Xandar01 · · Score: 1

      When a game loads it requests X amount of RAM. Either you system has it or it doesn't. If the system doesn't have enough, hello paging file. The games typically do not use all available ram, i.e. [game] "Oh look this system has 1GB of RAM, oh goody!!" That would be why this review didn't even talk about RAM.

      Granted there are most likely applications that do use all available RAM, i.e. CAD, Data Bases, Graphics...

      Memory bandwidth is a whole different issue, but that's taken care of with the MoBo upgrades.

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    2. Re:Ram upgrades? by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      Only to a point. As an example, I have a gig of ram (there was a sale, ok?) and my pc performs exactly the same as when it was 512mb (win2k pro). I even tried doing the ram-as-swap-disk thing, since I seemed to have an extra 512mb not ever getting touched. There was no noticable performance difference and I didn't want to pay for the ramdisk driver, so back to 1GB I went, for all the good it does me.

  44. Timing: by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Funny

    WHy did this come out the DAY AFTER i blow 150 bucks on a video card? I mean, im happy with it and all, but the comparison would have been nice. ;)

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    1. Re:Timing: by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you do realize that there are other sites that you can go to, to get information and that said sites are just a google search away, right? if you're going to drop 150 bucks on something, you really ought to do a little checking around to make sure you're getting the best bang for your buck.

  45. Doom3? by Hakubi_Washu · · Score: 1

    What i would really be interested in is "How does Doom3 do on what system?" I've seen it suck heavily (way more than UT2k3) on gaming power, so, afaik it is the "killer-app" (Please excuse the buzzword, just couldn't resist :-) at the moment, isnt't it? So where's the review on that? Anyone knows something about its performance?

    1. Re:Doom3? by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      Performance metrics for DOOM3 are worthless at this point in time. The leaked alpha is filled with debug code and is nowhere near being optimised.

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  46. How I upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    apt-get upgrade

  47. Yeah, but... by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 1

    ...you still got your ass fragged

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  48. Re:[OT]: Cheap DVI Video Card to drive HD Cinema D by phantumstranger · · Score: 0, Troll
    I'm going to kind go around your question here, sorry in advance. You asked for a video card for Linux suggestion and here's mine:

    STAY AWAY FROM nVIDIA!!!

    Next to no support (as in Docs / FAQs / HOWTOs / Pixie Dust) on their site and because the drivers are proprietary the best Linux has is generic drivers that never allow the card to reach it's full potential out of the box.

    Now, if going through the list to find the correct kernel driver and matching GLX driver doesn't bother you have at it, but an ATI card would probably be a better / easier bet.

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  49. I'm waiting for... by siphoncolder · · Score: 3, Informative
    ... Doom 3.

    Currently, I'm running an ancient 1GHz Thunderbird Athlon, with 768MB of PC-133 SDRAM, a GeForce4 TI4200, and 2 HDDs - 27GB Maxtor and 80GB Maxtor, 2MB cache. I've been running this rig for almost 2 years now, and it still runs strong & stable. Only upgrades I did were the 80GB HDD after a 20GB Maxtor that died a horrid, clicking & spinning death during an FDISK (after having it cause countless crashes & ATA failures), and the GeForce4 (which offered me a surprising performance increase in games over the GeForce2 GTS 32MB it replaced).

    This rig still runs all my favorites plus some of the newer games (UT2K3 runs fine at my LCD flat panel's native res (1280x1024) with normal options turned on). The upgrade guide on Ace's (which I haven't read) simply wouldn't offer me any compelling reason to upgrade for today's games.

    Doom 3, OTOH, would probably provide my system a major challenge (according to reports on its functionality, anyway). When Doom 3 comes out, that'll be my new benchmark & prompt me to upgrade. Not sooner.

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    1. Re:I'm waiting for... by Repugnant_Shit · · Score: 1

      No! Don't say that about your 1Ghz Tbird! That means mines only a little better. My 1.33 is fine for running UT2K3, but when Doom 3 comes I'll upgrade :)

  50. I have a PC anyway, why buy a console, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Civ3, Moo3, Dark Age of Camelot, and the other games I play materialize on a console, I'll think about it. In the meantime, I will own a Windows PC anyway for productivity and household use. It'll run most of the games I want, and run them fairly well. My K7/550 still chugs along respectably. I may buy a new one this time next year if it's getting unbearable.

    I do have a PS/2, but I play my 8-bit NES more often. The Legend of Zelda is still more fun than Rygar.

    The console doesn't open and edit Word documents, it doesn't do graphics editting, email, or web browsing. It doesn't connect me to MUDs and FTP servers, I cannot administer my public web server or edit my HTML from it. It does not print off copies of my resume or my wife's chili recipes. My computers serves myriad purposes that consoles do not (yet) support. Perhaps they will, some day. Perhaps I'll be able to listen to streaming Internet radio on my console, do some programming on it, learn OpenGL on it, and all kinds of things. I'm willing to bet that, if consoles every reach the point where they can do everything my PC does, they'll cost about the same.

    I have a PC anyway. It does things a console cannot. That's why I chose to upgrade and replace it periodically rather than buy every new console that comes out.

    1. Re:I have a PC anyway, why buy a console, too? by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Take one playstation 2.
      Add one Linux kit for said playstation 2.

      Surf the net, open word documents, upload to ftp servers, edit HTML, print recipes or resume's. You can also program it.

  51. Quake III by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Q3 has run natively on Linux for quite some time now. Counterstrike runs just fine under wine. I might add to this that Return to Castle Wolfenstein runs natively on Linux, Medal of Honor is currently being ported, and Carmack plans on releasing Doom III for Linux at the same time he releases it for Windows and Macintosh. If we could throw Battlefield 1942 into that mix I would be hard-pressed to find a reason for a Windows partition. I doubt that last port will ever be done, but I think Linux has good future in store for it as a gaming platform. When D3 goes gold there's bound to a subsequent wave of games based on that engine. They will all be ripe for Linux binaries by nature. One might add to this the presence of the Mac platform. Developers who code "*nix-able", OpenGL games can leave no market unturned (I'm assuming here that it's easier to port to Win32/D3D rather than from it). On a slightly related note, XFree86-4.3 is almost here and with it will come a complete DRI implementation for Radeon 7500's -- very cool.

    Now, I know many might respond to this whole notion of gaming on Linux with a shrug. For the record, I never played a (non-arcade) video game in my life until I tried out Q3 six months ago just for the sake of understanding the tech. Once again Linux has SHOWN ME THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Re:Quake III by Clockwurk · · Score: 1

      Battlefield is a DirectX game, it'll be a cold day in hell before it gets ported.

      "When D3 goes gold there's bound to a subsequent wave of games based on that engine. They will all be ripe for Linux binaries by nature."

      You assume that game developers all have an insatiable desire to port games to Linux. The amount of additional sales due to a linux client is way less than the additional hassle porting the game requires. Linux has a purpose in the gaming market, as the platform for dedicated game servers.

  52. i go by the rule of three by TheJesusCandle · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Here's my little rule for upgrading my system.

    Replace every three generations, or when things are three times as fast as your current device.

    Simple, isn't it? For the past 10 (or so) I've worked on that little rule and it's lead me exactly where I want to go.

    My 486 became a Pentium II 266 became a Pentium III 800 became an Athlon 2400+.

    My something rather (I think it was an S3 Virge, but this was in the days when no one cared anyway) became a Voodoo 2 became a Geforce 256 became a Radeon 8500 (Which I bought budget at $100 canadian).

    My Gravis Ultrasound became a Sound blaster Live became a Hercules Game Theater XP became Nforce2 Dolby Digital output.

    It's strange how well this system worked out. Just as my machine became almost unbearable for games (About a 30FPS average for most games) I've upgraded because of this 3x rule. Sure, it means that you won't be at the bleeding edge for very long but the edge is too easy to fall off anyway. Only idiots would skip from a Radeon 8500 to a 9700, just as it would be stupid to ditch a 2400+ Athlon for a 2.8ghz P4. At the same time, people who tell that a 500mhz and a Voodoo 3 is enough for anyone are obviously not playing any modern games. The trick is to get caught in between the two extremes.

    1. Re:i go by the rule of three by Ayandia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I upgrade when my family starts bitching about how slow their second-hand computers are. They get the old for cheap, and I get a decent hand at paying for the new.

      My dad says "The slowest part of this computer is me. Can you upgrade me instead?"

      Surprisingly, this works out about the same. P1 133 to P2 350 to P3 1000 to a shiny new P4 2400 just two days ago! I tried to find the perfect Asus board (Always Asus! Always!) for an AMD this time, but I'm too damned picky....I wanted the new 533 bus speed and some 333 ram. I was also so disgusted with my Creative Audigy MP3 and its many driver issues that I wanted a built in sound card just to get rid of the headache.

      Asus p4s533-E
      P4 2.4 533
      512MB of PC2700 DDR Ram (there's room to grow!)
      ATI Radeon 9000 Pro (highly recommended!)

      ... and too many hard drives to plug in at once, dammit! All in my lovely aluminum Lian-Li PC-65.

      I named it "Thor".

    2. Re:i go by the rule of three by Archfeld · · Score: 1

      LOL that is the truth of the matter, my pops is biatching about M$ Train Sim dragging A$$ on a 733, might be time to upgrade myself to a new athlon and start the hand me down wars. I really was not happy with my radeon 9700, went back to the Gforce 4600. I was hoping to hold out and get a 64bit opteron this year but things are looking pretty bleak for that...

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    3. Re:i go by the rule of three by m4ik · · Score: 1

      I wanted a built in sound card just to get rid of the headache.

      That won't help if your playing games. Most sound onboard don't have a hardware buffer, causing problems with multiphony e.g. when theres a lot going on. I had to get a cheap soundblaster to hear everything in the latest shooters. Correct me if I'm wrong, after all theres suround sound on board now, mine is a simple VIA chip.

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  53. Gaming Rigs... by Shads · · Score: 1

    ... I'm sorry no one building a gaming rig who is a serious gamer is going to consider a GF4 440. That's a bad joke. Most serious gamers never upgrade they build a new system yearly... eliminates the needs for upgrades... and leaves you lots of nice pc's floating around to use for linux machines ;)

    AMD:
    Motherboard - ASUS A7V8X 101.98
    Processor - AMD ATHLON XP 3000/333 629.99
    Common Pieces - Common PIeces 2812.29
    Total AMD - $3544.26

    Intel:
    Motherboard - ASUS P4G8X DELUXE 216.90
    Processor - Intel Pentium 4 HyperThread 3.06GHz 619.00
    Common Pieces - Common PIeces 2812.29
    Total Intel - $3648.19 (+103.93 over AMD)

    Common Pieces:
    Ram - 512MB DDR400 PC3200 CORSAIR DDR cL2 155.00
    Ram - 512MB DDR400 PC3200 CORSAIR DDR cL2 155.00
    Hard Disk 1 - EIDE 200.0GB 7200 RPM 8MB CACHE 255.00
    Hard Disk 2 - EIDE 200.0GB 7200 RPM 8MB CACHE 255.00
    Video Card - PNY GeForce FX 399.00
    Sound Card - Creative Audigy2 Platinum 162.85
    CD-RW - Lite On 52x24x52x CD-RW 52.00
    DVD-R - Lite On 16x DVD, 48x CD-ROM 34.50
    Ethernet - 3Com 3C905C-TX 23.00
    Speakers - Creative Inspire 6.1 6600 110.00
    Floppy - Teac 1.44 Floppy Drive 12.00
    Keyboard/Mouse - Microsoft Wireless Optical KB/M 82.00
    Case - Lian-Li PC-60 USB Alum Case 120.00
    Power Supply - Antec TRUE550 Power Supply 105.95
    Monitor - Mitsubishi Diamond Pro 2060u 890.99
    Total for Common - $2812.29

    Course these prices are a couple days old.

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    1. Re:Gaming Rigs... by Noren · · Score: 1

      The A7N8X (or any other of the NForce2 boards) is a far better choice than the A7V8X for AMD, particularly since you're already planning to get two sticks of fast RAM. See the Tom's Hardware article from several months ago.

    2. Re:Gaming Rigs... by Powercntrl · · Score: 2, Funny

      DVD-R - Lite On 16x DVD, 48x CD-ROM 34.50
      (snip)
      Course these prices are a couple days old.

      I had no idea DVD-R prices were that volatile.

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    3. Re:Gaming Rigs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dvd-rom not dvd burner

  54. Re:This is trash by qmrq · · Score: 0

    rotfl flame-bait my foot. It's the truth.

  55. Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think I've ever upgraded a PC, ever. When it comes to the point that I might be considering spec'ing up my PC a bit, I find that the motherboard was obseleted 2 years ago, they now use a completely different type of RAM, etc, etc, and I buy a completely new system.

  56. Waiting for just the motherboard now. by Carnivore24 · · Score: 1

    Ive finally decided to upgrade my system after about 3 years.
    Back in 2000 I got one of the first P3 500Mhz processors released. My motherboard is an ABIT BX6 ver 2.0 with a Hercules 64MB video card and 512MB ram. I had to update the BIOS to allow me to upgrade the speed to P3 700 and thats the highest it will go(not overclocked.)

    I finally ordered a Gigabyte GA-8INXP and it will be arriving sometime next week. Ive been trying to get this motherboard for a full month now. I think the company shortshipped it not anticipating that it would be that popular.

    I have 512MB DDR 266 memory, an ATI 9700 agp 8X, and a 2.53 Ghz processor waiting to go into it. I cant wait until that thing gets here. Hopefully it wont be a dud.

  57. Re:MX for gaming? please... by afidel · · Score: 1

    a GF3 Ti200 64MB wouldn't cost you much more than that 1.2Ghz cpu, so depending on the game you might have recieved a lot more bang for the buck out of the Ti200, or for a little more a 64MB Ti4200. Of course with a 700MHz cpu many games would be cpu limited so I guess the CPU could be a good upgrade too =) of course I would have done both.

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  58. cutting edge, or just current? by _|()|\| · · Score: 1
    There's absolutely nothing on their list thats needed to take advantage of todays "cutting edge" games.

    Todays "cutting edge" games are designed to play on 3 or 4 year old hardware

    I came to the opposite conclusion after reading the article. The GeForce2 Ti 200 is a capable, less than three-year old card that, in most of the benchmarks, is the bottleneck. For example, 1.4GHz / GF4 is twice as fast in NeverWinter Nights as 2.25 GHz / GF2. That tells me that it pays to have a current-generation video card. A DirectX 7 card like the GF2 doesn't cut it, any more.

    The great thing about PC games is that they are scalable. You can set up a new game to play well on three-year old PC, usually by lowering the resolution and detail. When you upgrade, you can crank it up.

  59. Re:[OT]: Cheap DVI Video Card to drive HD Cinema D by pbgcs · · Score: 1

    Nvidia Geforce 3 Ti 200 gainward golden sample is a very good choice for 100-120$ range which u can overclock it to more than Geforce 3 Ti 500. My friend and I got this card and its very cool for that price.Go to gainward site for the golden sample cards details.GoldenSample cards rocks,u can overclock them very much. http://www.gainward.com/c.html

  60. Re:MX for gaming? please... by Space_Nerd · · Score: 1

    Besides pricewatch.com, what other sites would you recommend for online shopping of computers?

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  61. Note by ArtS!ghT · · Score: 1

    Quake III exists in Windoze and Linux flavours. Furthermore, some ppl reported that when using Linux gameplay is smoother and framerate is higher. FYI -)

  62. "Gamer's Linux" by LoudMusic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps someone needs to make a Linux for Gamers distribution. Include all the free games, all the demo games, and make it stupid easy. Include a stupid easy email client and Mozilla ... and XMMS. It needs nothing else. Sell the idea to people like Blizzard, Sierra, and EA. It could be like console systems, with upgradable hardware. It could have software that checks for driver updates for their hardware, and has an overclocker app.

    Shit, you could even do the hardware route. I bet AlienWare would pick it up if it were good enough. They're doing the MS Media Center thing as it is.

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    1. Re:"Gamer's Linux" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mandrake has a Gamer's Edition.

    2. Re:"Gamer's Linux" by La+Temperanza · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there's that, but do you know any 'gamers' that play Sims? I don't.

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    3. Re:"Gamer's Linux" by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's Mandrake with some games running in Wine. Woop-de-fucking-do.

      I'm talking about building a system that rivals the simplicity of consoles. But the hardware is upgradable and the software is writen FOR LINUX. I think Games are a good place to start. It would require the backing of big name companies like NVidia, ATI, Creative, Sierra, EA, Blizzard ... to name a few. I guess Sega could get in on the action now.

      But an X86 Linux PC with a predefined install and A/V codecs running games that essentially load from CD/DVD (like consoles do) with maybe a little touch of installable software (for patches) running on hardware that could be upgraded by the user over time would be cool stuff. Then there could be standard hardware minimums along the way for the games. Set standards on audio, video, processor speed, and memory. Then when a new game comes out it would have a level rating instead of a whole list of acceptable hardware. The computer could tell the user what level of game they could play.

      Add in a web browser, email client, and an mp3 player and you're set. Outputing to VGA, DVI, SVideo and RCA would be nice as well. That way console gamers would be happy with it because they could play it on their 65" 16:9 Sony Wega XBR.

      I dunno ... it's fun to think about.

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    4. Re:"Gamer's Linux" by adolf · · Score: 1

      You mean, like Knoppix?

      Boots and runs from a single CD. Autoconfigs justabout all current hardware, sets up networking, and starts up an accelerated X server.

      Just add games. [Note, however, that the system includes a number of titles by default...]

  63. are you on crack? by boarder · · Score: 1

    "a good gaming rig runs 3.5-4k"

    are you serious?

    The original post even mentioned a "$2x10^3" cost point for "real gaming"

    I just built a computer (19" monitor, case, hd, vidcard, mem, mobo, cpu, fans, sinks, etc), and spent around $600. I can play all the latest games at good framerates and resolutions. That would be the definition of "real gaming" to me. I could go get the newest/fastest mobo, cpu, and memory for another $400 and I'd still be at $1000. Adding the best vid card would add $300. $1.3k is a far cry from 2k, let alone 3.5-4k.

    And if you already have a monitor (I did, but it died just after the upgrade after 7 years of service), that drops $200. A case already? $100. Hard drives? $100. One can easily upgrade their current machine to a top of the line gaming one for about $400.... or only $200 for middle of the line.

    All you have to do is resist the urge to spend assloads for the new components that are 300% more expensive yet only give 30% more performance.

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    1. Re:are you on crack? by Shads · · Score: 1

      Motherboard - ASUS P4G8X DELUXE 216.90
      Processor - Intel Pentium 4 HT 3.06GHz 619.00
      Ram - 512MB DDR400 PC3200 CORSAIR DDR cL2 155.00
      Ram - 512MB DDR400 PC3200 CORSAIR DDR cL2 155.00
      Hard Disk 1 - EIDE 200.0GB 7200 RPM 8MB CACHE 255.00
      Hard Disk 2 - EIDE 200.0GB 7200 RPM 8MB CACHE 255.00
      Video Card - PNY GeForce FX 399.00
      Sound Card - Creative Audigy2 Platinum 162.85
      CD-RW - Lite On 52x24x52x CD-RW 52.00
      DVD - Lite On 16x DVD, 48x CD-ROM 34.50
      Ethernet - 3Com 3C905C-TX 23.00
      Speakers - Creative Inspire 6.1 6600 110.00
      Floppy - Teac 1.44 Floppy Drive 12.00
      Keyboard/Mouse - Microsoft Wireless Optical KB/M 82.00
      Case - Lian-Li PC-60 USB Alum Case 120.00
      Power Supply - Antec TRUE550 Power Supply 105.95
      Monitor - Mitsubishi Diamond Pro 2060u 890.99
      Total Intel - $3648.19 (+103.93 over 3000/333 AMD+A7V8X)

      When I say 3.5-4k i mean with monitor-- complete system. If you got a good monitor you can drop between 500-1000$. (890 in this particular case).

      I don't consider anything less than a 21" monitor useable for serious gaming, has to be flat crt, the lcds ghost a bit to much and you can't get black calibrated correctly on them... although some of the new ones are damn good. You couldn't touch the fastest processor alone for 500$ anywhere I know of (unless you are perhaps a wholesale buyer of the chips.)

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    2. Re:are you on crack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You couldn't touch the fastest processor alone for 500$ anywhere I know

      www.pcusa.com: 2.8GHz P4 $417; Athlon XP-2700+ $378. accubyte.com 2.8 GHz P4 $415; Athlon XP 2800 $402

      Ordinary humans, even "serious" gamers, do not find their system suddenly becomes unusable the day after Intel ships a new processor. Then again, ordinary humans don't own 50% of the 5,000+ games released in the last five years, much less imagine we need a # GHz P4 and CD-RW to play tetris.

      Ethernet - 3Com 3C905C-TX 23.00

      And why skimp on the e-net? Surely you could use the throughput of a good, $200 gigabit ethernet card... Where's the SCSI? With a pair of IDE HDs and a pair of optical media, you either doom each HD to periodically wait on the optical, or hogtie them by forcing them to compete for the same channel. That kind of I/O bottleneck really drains the effectiveness of your $700 CPU.

  64. it's all possible by _|()|\| · · Score: 2, Interesting
    four or more controllers ... in your living room ... screen bigger than 19" ... doesn't make more noise ... don't keyboard or mouse to do anything

    With the possible exception of the last point, yes, all of this is possible with a PC.

    controllers There are some great dual-shock clones available, such as the Thrustmaster FireStorm Dual Power, the Logitech RumblePad, and the Gravis Eliminator AfterShock. Plug in as many as you like, depending on game support.

    living room A modest gaming system can fit in an attractive micro ATX case. Flex ATX is pushing it, unless you can find a motherboard with a decent 3D chip.

    screen Get a video card with TV out. At 640x480, you'll be able to crank up the detail, anti aliasing, and anisotropic filtering. Of course, you always have the option of higher resolution with HDTV, monitor, LCD projector, etc.

    noise You can build a quiet PC, so long as you don't use fire-breathing parts like a GeForce FX. If you don't want to build, it can be difficult to tell how loud a store-bought system will be.

    no keyboard Well, I see the lack of keyboard as the biggest weakness of consoles. I suppose you could map some macros with the game-pad drivers to launch your favorite games.

    Clearly, a console is a more efficient way to get couch-potato gaming. If you don't have a decent PC to start with, it's also cheaper. I just love the depth and breadth of PC games. Grand Theft Auto and Madden are great, but I can't give up WarCraft, NASCAR Racing, Falcon, and first-person shooters.

  65. Re:[OT]: Cheap DVI Video Card to drive HD Cinema D by pbgcs · · Score: 1

    hey... you r wrong.I have nVidia Geforce 3 Ti 200 card and i have the drivers from nVdia for Linux not generic drivers.U can download the drivers for linux also from nVidia site.The drivers are very good.Im getting more FPS in Linux than in Windows now.

  66. Right on Brother! by kfg · · Score: 1

    In fact, I spent most of last night making a Windows partition just so I could play Tux Racer.

    KFG

  67. hmmm...ripoff by pyr0 · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does the enemy in that last screenshot you linked from your post look conspicuously like another type of alien we all know and love.

  68. SDRAM by WasterDave · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm still disappointed to see a lack of comparisons between SDRAM and DDR. I have an XP1800 on KT133a and really don't want to have to change the motherboard, RAM etc. If I drop a faster video card on it (currently running a o/ced GF3 ti200), will it go to waste? If I drop a faster CPU on it, will it starve for bandwidth?

    Really I guess it boils down to what Doom3 needs to go properly, and whether or not I give a shit about PC gaming once it finally comes out. The price/performance of my PS2 looks pretty good right now.

    Dave

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  69. A Little Unfair? by portege00 · · Score: 1

    Granted, I know that most people on Slashdot don't like Intel processors that much (I certainly don't). However, it is only fair to show their speed comparisons as well so that the consumer has a true price/performance ratio. Intel will most likely fail in regards to the DIY computer geek who really wants their games to fly, but at least then nobody will wonder about Intel. They did nVidia and ATI, I don't see what the big deal is with Intel.

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  70. Re:[OT]: Cheap DVI Video Card to drive HD Cinema D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the HD display hates matrox, loves ATI or nvidia. Any idea why?

    I checked their site and didn't see they saying anything about their displays not working with Matrox cards. In fact, they didn't mention Matrox anywhere, just ATI and nVidia. Probably because Matrox doesn't make Mac-compatable video cards*, and ATI and nVidia do.

    Anyways, if a Matrox card can do DVI at that resolution, I'm sure your display work just fine (if it doesn't, can you send it to me?). You'd need a PC to use the card, though.

    *I'm 99% sure this is true. Even if it isn't, Apple doesn't sell Matrox cards, and I've never seen a Mac Matrox card advertised or mentioned anywhere, ever.

  71. Over My Cold Dead... by Vagary · · Score: 1

    I will buy a console when I can use it to play a 16-player game of CounterStrike or Tribes using a mouse and keyboard the way god intended. I was really amazed at how good the controls were the first time I played Halo, until I realised that their innovation consisted of making a console game almost as playable as Quake I. And if I want to masturbate to *Hot* *Nude* *Plummers* I'll bring my NES out of retirement: I only play multiplayer games and although consoles are getting better they just aren't targetted at that market.

    Despite how unhappy I am with the current state of consoles, I truly wish they could meet my needs. That way I could delete my Windows partition and put my hardware $ into SCSI RAID and other, more mature, penis enlargement purchases.

    1. Re:Over My Cold Dead... by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Tribes Aerial Assault for the PS2 does have online play. I'm not for certain about mouse and keyboard support.

  72. Only a gig of ram? by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

    Any PC that I build has at least a gig of ram, it's so cheap and makes your computer fly. Never having to swap to disk really means a lot.

    When I buy my next computer it'll be 64-bit so I can easily use a gig of ram for each process on my machine.

    1. Re:Only a gig of ram? by PD · · Score: 1

      Now that I think about it, in 3 years when I upgrade I probably will have more than a gig. More likely between 4 and 16 gigs. That would be about 1000 times as much as I had 10 years ago, and a million times as much as I had 20 years ago.

      That means in the 2013 I'll have perhaps 8 terabytes of RAM on my computer. Holy crap.

  73. What I would like to know is by Cyno · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What hardware is supported 100% by the manufacturer for Linux. Building a gaming system is cool and all, but when you install Linux on it and find out you can't use TV-out or about half the features of your video card. It makes me feel like I've been ripped off.

    I don't want to buy any more hardware unless I know I won't run into NDA/IP walls that restrict me from getting good drivers. My money is worth more than a useless hunk of silicon.

    How do we build a Linux gaming system with analog video In and Out. Better yet I would like to build a small, possibly portable, video streaming box out of a cheap mini PC using Linux. I can totally customize the interface, but finding good quality supported hardware is a bitch and a half. The last thing I want to do is buy something, install Linux on it and find out the manufacturer is like Trident and doesn't want to release documentation for their ultra secret super technical dirt-cheap video card to the community.

  74. He's serious by aliens · · Score: 1

    You think he's joking, but like a lot of people, he's dead serious.

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  75. Fuck AMD by greymond · · Score: 1, Troll

    This might be a rant, but so be it....

    I'm tired of hearing all this hype and fud about AMD cpu's being great for games - thats BS

    My system is a P4 1.6ghz (pre-northwood) with 768mb PC133 SDRAM, and a gforce 2 mx400 64mb

    My Friend has the AMD 1800+ with 768mb PC 133 SDRAM, and a gfroce 2 mx400 64mb

    In short we have the exact same systems except for the cpu/motherboard (although both MBs are Soyo's) and yes we planned it that way because we network alot and its nice to have the same equipment if problems come up.

    Anyway no matter what game we play eg: CS, Diablo 2, NWN, Sims Online, Quake 3, Dungeon Siege, etc.... my system gets significantly better performance. Significantly = Same frame rates even tho i'm playing at 1280x1024 on a 19" monitor and he is playing at 1024x768 on a 17" monitor.

    Yes his system was cheeper (slightly) but being the impatient "gamer" that I am who also uses his machine to work on - I don't trade performance for price.

    1. Re:Fuck AMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There can be a lot of difference from system to system with the only difference being the chipset. Two Athlon's, one in a VIA chipset, and one in an nForce2 chipset, will have very different performance. And, if you don't want to trade performance for price, fine, but I don't see how that stops you from using AMD. Instead of the the 1800+ he has, you could've gotten a 2100+ or 2400+, or more memory, or a better video card, etc.

    2. Re:Fuck AMD by ewhac · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...my system gets significantly better performance. Significantly = Same frame rates even tho i'm playing at 1280x1024 on a 19" monitor and he is playing at 1024x768 on a 17" monitor.

      Switch monitors and try again.

      Schwab

    3. Re:Fuck AMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The framerates of both systems are being limited by the low-end video card. An AMD 10k+ couldn't push frames faster through that relic.

  76. X86 SOLARIS IS ACTUALLY WORTH SOMETHING, DIPSHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THE SUBJECT

  77. Re:Blah --- look for page faults by egoots · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dont be concerned with pagefile size as much as with page faults. Run the performance monitor, select Process (and choose your game process), then select page faults/sec to look at the rate of page faults as you play.

    "Page Faults/sec is the rate Page Faults occur in the threads executing in this process. A page fault occurs when a thread refers to a virtual memory page that is not in its working set in main memory. This will not cause the page to be fetched from disk if it is on the standby list and hence already in main memory, or if it is in use by another process with whom the page is shared."... these page faults are costly reads from disk

  78. Outdated info.. by fanatic2k4 · · Score: 1

    Oh well, the book will be outdated in another 15 seconds anyway.

  79. Re:MX for gaming? please... by ameoba · · Score: 1

    new egg

    Competitive pricing, great selection & fast, reliable service. What more could you ask for?

    That system the parent posted (gf4mx440, k7s5a) came to $206 w/ an XP2100+, $188 w/ an XP2000+ and $174 for an XP1800+; all with free shipping.

    Definately a good start for a nice, quick budget gaming machine. Being the owner of a K7S5a myself, the only qualms I have with the board is the onboard sound, but that's a minor issue and a cheap upgrade (newegg's got SB-Live5.1 digitals for $30 or so).

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  80. Marathon was cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but all the goodness runs out after 5 bloody years

  81. Beware of motherboard upgrades by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    My 486 became a Pentium II 266 became a Pentium III 800 became an Athlon 2400+.

    Just to elaborate I'll point out that when upgrading to a new motherboard/CPU a new power supply may be needed. Some folks wind up with unreliable systems when moving from PII/PIII to Athlon, they are not aware that the older ATX power supply may not be Athlon rated. I suspect a lot of the anecdotal "Athlons are flaky" stories involve such problems. P4's dodged this bullet by changing connectors. Just something to think about.

  82. Re:Gaming Rigs / Genitalia Size Wars by ewhac · · Score: 1

    Motherboard - ASUS A7V8X 101.98 [ ... ]
    Motherboard - ASUS P4G8X DELUXE 216.90

    Neither of these are dual-CPU machines. You are therefore insufficiently l33t.

    Hard Disk 1 - EIDE 200.0GB 7200 RPM 8MB CACHE 255.00
    Hard Disk 2 - EIDE 200.0GB 7200 RPM 8MB CACHE 255.00

    I don't see a brand name here. If you're buying IBM, you're hosed. If you're buying Western Digital, you're still probably hosed. Even if you're using IDE (a/k/a fake) RAID, you won't like it when one or both of the IBM drives goes toes-up. Get Maxtor or Quantum here.

    Better still, ignore the IDE toys completely and go all LVD-SCSI. Faster, more sex appeal, and you can stick in more than a paltry four drives.

    Video Card - PNY GeForce FX 399.00

    Well, um, okay, I'm among the first to proclaim frames-per-second-uber-alles. But the ATI Radeon 9700 Pro cranks out nearly as many frames, costs half as much, and it won't generate nearly as much waste heat.

    Sound Card - Creative Audigy2 Platinum 162.85

    Hercules Game Theater XP 7.1 is about as good, and doesn't come with Creative's fsckload of useless but required utilities. Also, Creative couldn't give a toss about SMP users.

    Speakers - Creative Inspire 6.1 6600 110.00

    I never understood this -- people getting tricked-out audio cards and then cheaping out on the speakers. Real users plug their sound cards into real stereo components with real Dolby/surround decoders and real speakers. With the money you'd save buying ATI instead of bleeding-edge NVidia, you could buy yourself a decent component amp with respectable speakers.

    Keyboard/Mouse - Microsoft Wireless Optical KB/M 82.00

    Hardcore gamers do not use wireless input peripherals. Wireless == dropouts. Dropouts == lost frags.

    If you don't mind washing your mouse balls every so often, Karna still has Razer Boomslang 2000 mice for sale. If you're an optical kinda guy, any of the recent wired USB offerings from Logitech or Micros~1 will serve well.

    As for the keyboard, you want something sturdy, since you're going to be beating fairly hard on it (even harder if you're losing :-) ). Go prowl around for offerings from IBM. If you want to be uber-l33t, scrounge up an old IBM PC-XT keyboard :-).

    Schwab

  83. Unix: portability GPL: retain portability by AnonymousCowheard · · Score: 1


    Building software to Unix specifications (POSIX) offers the software to retain its portability, but the games you and many are talking about were designed not to be portable. Most games are built to be platform-specific with no ability for the end-user to migrate them to another platform. Gaming companies know they can make more money by letting the platform obsolete itself and then make the game new to sell on the next platform. Although companies that offer a platform that retains portability with previous platforms will have good profit and retain its end-users verry well.

    Enter Unix; the platform is but an obscure puzzle peice that is omnipotent and fits every puzzle ever made.
    Enter GPL; software *can* be made portable.

    Thanks to the GPL, OpenOffice is platform independant.

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  84. PC games are such a small portion of the market. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    " Windows is the gamers platform of choice. When I buy a new game, i sure as heck dont want to spend 8 hours configuring WineX to run it at a 25%-50% loss of power"

    Please. I'd much rather buy my console games and never have to worry about drivers period. Consoles are the gamers' platform of choice, because you can still plug your NES in and play it exactly the same way you did 20 years ago. How do you play Space Quest 2? How about Warcraft 1? I can't, none of my computers run DOS.

    When I buy a new game, I sure as heck don't want to spend 8 hours downloading patches, new versions of DirectX, new nVidia drivers, and then find out things like online play mentioned in the manual aren't even in the damn game (Sim City 4..). If you disagree, it's probably because you're so used to doing it that you don't think anything of it until it's pointed out to you.

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  85. Yes, but.. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    I can play my GCN games in 15 years (assuming the laser hasn't worn out). With Windows and drivers and DirectX, 2 years is the maximum I'd expect out of those games on computer.

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  86. Registry Hacking Coming Right Up! by necrognome · · Score: 3, Informative

    I picked up this tip from the February 03 issues of Computer Power User (CPU) magazine:

    Use msconfig to edit your System.ini file. "In the System.ini tab, highlight [386enh] and click New to add a new line beneath this branch. Type

    ConservativeSwapfileUsage=1

    in the empty box that appears, then click Apply and restart your PC. We found that this helped clean up game jerkiness because it reduces the background file swapping that causes video hiccups and pauses."

    This tip was for XP, by the way. I tried this on my machine (512MB), and the swapping that started during UT2K3 sessions has stopped. Maybe it will work for you.

    Happy Tweaking!

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  87. Re:[OT]: Cheap DVI Video Card to drive HD Cinema D by jovlinger · · Score: 1

    I checked their site and didn't see they saying anything about their displays not working with Matrox cards.

    You're absolutely right. They had a little table, and I remembered that two out of three adapter kinds worked fine, while the third didn't with the HD. Turns out it wasn't Matrox, like I reconstructed in my memory, but the ATI rage and PCI boards that were pariah.

    Thanks for pointing that out.
  88. Remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot wasn't broken? Nah, me either.

  89. More than 89MB, I think by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    Here's a figure with a source: don't upgrade to more than 512 MB with Win98. support.microsoft.com

  90. What about Asheron's Call 2 by Bruha · · Score: 1

    That is by far the most graphical intensive game out there. I have a radeon 9700 pro with 1 gig of ram and compared to 512 and a Gforce 4 Ti4200 was like being in the stone ages.

    Go ATI :)

  91. Slow hardware contest. by tempfile · · Score: 1

    OK, so my computer is a 700 MHz P3 with a GeForce DDR and, granted, 512 MB of RAM. I don't feel a burning urge to upgrade. Who offers less?

  92. Not just that by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    You lads also have Ambrosia Software, Spiderweb Software (which now usually does Windows versions as well). I have wonderful memories of both those companies from Mac OS Classic days.

    Plus, a lot of the ports are better than the Windows original. Few reach the level of the Warcraft II port (where the Mac version had 3d sound and TCP/IP networking added by the porting company), but frequently people buying the Mac version get expansions for free and get all the bugfixes that Windows gamers have to find themselves and wait for the company to fix.

    The Mac can run Fallout, Close Combat, and the Angband clones. That's enough to keep me happy on just about any system. I wish Linux could do that (to my great disappointment, WINE does not yet handle Close Combat, but with any luck, it will soon -- I've noticed that both the winex and wine trees have in the last few months had clipping code added to DirectX...)

  93. No, no by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Replace every three generations, or when things are three times as fast as your current device.

    I've gotta disagree. That's much too frequent. Besides costing you more, it eliminates the "good feeling" you get from having something much, much better than you just did.

    I can assure you that the andrenaline caused by moving from a 8Mhz Mac Plus with a 68000, single-tasking OS, 8.5 inch B/W (NOT grayscale) to a 60Mhz Power Mac with a PPC 601, multitasking OS, and 14 inch color screen was quite intense. :-)

    I tend to take the following approach (though I don't play the latest and greatest games).

    Storage: Upgrade every 4x to 6x. I went 80MB->250MB->1GB->6GB->30GB.

    CPU: I think upgrading less than 10x takes all the joy out of the upgrade. :-)

    Sound card: Why would anyone upgrade these? Old sound cards are great.

  94. Re:Gamecube line-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree, I'm a total convert. I haven't had this much fun gaming since I can't remember when. GameCube games = fun, innovative, a building library of great adult titles like Eternal Darkness, Metroid Prime and Resident Evil 0 onwards. And game like Pikmin and Animal crossing...abosorbing fun little games (ok, AC is a big game) Best controller I have ever used = wavebird wireless.

    Better still no endless road of patches, great titles released every month, and I can play on my sofa on my large-screen tv. Joy. And games are invariably BETTER than I think they are going to be, no useless games like Unreal 2 that are hyped for five years and turn out to be a pure and utter waste of money and time.

  95. Re:Unreal 2 = baaaaaadd game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No dodge, no run, linear maps, no female avatar, I finished it in one sitting. Seriously, the game is a big let-down

  96. Re:Just buy a console! - I tried that! by alanafalcon · · Score: 1

    I don't know about anyone else but I am unimpressed with console games. I'm a RPG girl and there is a stifling scarcity of good games. Could I play Neverwinter Nights or Morrowind on PS2? Not really. Not without a great deal of pain :)

    So I challenge you - show me a fantastic PS2 RPG and I'll shut up. *g*

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  97. Re:I'll tell you why. by JThundley · · Score: 1

    I don't get the same support. I'd love to set up WINE and play games in Linux, but right now, my 550 P3 is too slow as it is to run UT2003 at above 25 fps. How do you think my luck would be emulating it, with a slightly bloated KDE3 (which I absolutely love =)) Not only that, but for some reason I can't get the same driver support that I get in Windows which for my GeForce 3 Ti 200 (128MB). I played the Linux and Windows versions of Armagetron. In windows 60fps, Linux 3fps. I hate Windows. Make gaming a real possibility on Linux, make games for Linux period, and gimme a week for my new computer to be built, and I'll be there. Until then, I have to use Windows.

    Is anyone personally willing to help me out with getting stuff set up? That's what I thought.

  98. You talking American or British? by hayden · · Score: 1
    Because the American ass load is different to the British arse load. Get them mixed up and you have nasty accidents involving donkeys.

    Then you have Australia where the official line is we use metric buttloads but most people think in arse loads. Nobody really understands ass loads. Fortunately most construction projects involve beer and the ubiquitous "Bit more, bit more, whooo!" measuring system. And also fencing wire and more beer.

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  99. You spent 4X more for 30% more performance. Wow. by raygundan · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are clinically insane. What are you playing that needs that beast to run? I spent $900 in august on this config:

    KT-400 Mobo w/RAID/5.1 Audio/Ethernet
    Athlon XP2000+
    Gainward "Golden Sample" (guaranteed overclock-- it hits very near 4600 speeds) GF4 Ti4200 128MB VIVO
    Chieftec AL case
    Antec 435W PSU
    2xMaxtor 80GB 7200RPM HDD
    512MB PC2700 RAM (could have used 2100, but wanted an upgrade path to the 333MHz FSB Athlons)
    Lite-on 40X CD-RW

    etc, etc...

    Plays shit fine (Battlefield 1942, UT2003, etc...). If you have to have El Grande Monitor, I would have still only paid $1790. What on earth are you playing that needs $510 worth of hard drives? And $600 for a CPU? Man. Mine was $95, and it performs roughly 2/3 as well as yours. Meaning for yours to be a good deal, it ought to have cost about $150. $160 sound card? Mine was free. $400 video card?!?! This one's the worst. Buy a $150 video card now, wait, and buy another one. In short order, what $150 gets you will be faster than what $400 gets you now. You will spend less and have a better machine with a little planning ahead.

    Large parts of your system have no real impact on gaming performance, too. Why those HDDs? Are you really running so many games you needed 400GB? Would fast drives at 40 or 80GB not do the trick? And why a $120 case? Aluminum cases with plenty of fans abound in the $60 range.

    You entirely missed the point of the original post. You have done exactly as he said, and paid 4 or 5 times more for a 30% performance increase. Can you not wait 3 months for the prices to come down? I really, sincerely, hope that you are being paid to play games professionally. Otherwise, i cannot imagine how you justify this to yourself.

    If you could reign in your need to have the "latest and greatest right now" when you build your system, you would have the money to build a whole new machine 4 times in the time period where you would normally only be building one. In 6 months, when you are still sitting on your $3600 boondoggle, I will be building a system better than it for 1/4 as much, and still have enough left (by your budget) to do it twice more.

    You seem to "get it" when it comes to the game prices-- you wait until they're $20 to purchase. So why are you not waiting on the hardware? If you're not playing the very newest games, why are you buying bleeding-edge hardware?

  100. yep, that would be crack by boarder · · Score: 1

    OK, so I guess I wasn't clear... You CAN build a gaming machine for 3.5-4k, but you absolutely don't have to. Hell, even if you want to build the most ridiculously fast system that will be outdated in 2 years (instead of 1 year), the prices quoted by you are $50 higher on almost every component (and $100's higher on many components). Just check pricewatch and you can drop $1000 EASILY off your price.

    Now, to specifically address some of your components. Do you really need 400 GB in hard drives for serious gaming? I mean, one of the newest games needs 2 GB at most (including the virtual memory to play it). So, if you are playing 10 different games at any given time on your pc, have 100 GB of music (that you can't listen to if you have 10 games to be playing... unless you don't have a job and don't go to school), and 10 GB of porn... you still only need at most 200 GB. I would say 100 GB is pretty good for gaming.

    While I won't argue your opinion that 21" monitors are the minimum for gaming (definitely not my opinion), you can drop $400 off that price easily (while still having a 21" monitor).

    You can also drop $300 by going AMD mobo and 2800+ proc. Another $100 by going from Audigy2 Platinum sound card to plain old Audigy (and $150 by going to generic 5.1 sound card). Yes, sound is important to serious gaming; but in GAMES (as opposed to sound editing and other audiophile uses) you don't need bleeding edge sound hardware.

    The final point of my original post was that you can resist the urge to spend 300% more for 30% higher performance. You can easily drop $1300 from your system and only sacrifice 5% in performance.

    The last point is that the system you configured won't make a difference in serious gaming NOW because the games aren't ready for the kind of system you designed. Yes, the games coming out in a year or two can take advantage of it (and will require it)... but why not save the $1000's of dollars and only buy when it is required?

    As for the definition of serious gaming, that's up to the indidual. I think that serious gaming is how much you play and how well you play... and that depends more on the skill of the player. I have my patheticly useless gaming machine that cost $600, and I know that I regularly do better in online games than people with $1800 computers that play everyday and practice with clans. One person can do better at gaming (either online or local) than another person on the same computer.

    If your definition of serious gaming is playing the bleeding edge games at 200 fps (which I'd say is indistinguishable from 60 fps), then go ahead and spend that money... it'll just drop the price on the low end I buy. Actually, I know that game developers and testers need that kind of system, but the gamer doesn't.

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  101. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL
    character named Jack. Jack and his relations were poor. Often their
    hash table was bare. One day Jack's parent said to him, "Our matrices
    are sparse. You must go to the market to exchange our RAM for some
    BASICs." She compiled a linked list of items to retrieve and passed it
    to him.
    So Jack set out. But as he was walking along a Hamilton path,
    he met the traveling salesman.
    "Whither dost thy flow chart take thou?" prompted the salesman
    in high-level language.
    "I'm going to the market to exchange this RAM for some chips
    and Apples," commented Jack.
    "I have a much better algorithm. You needn't join a queue
    there; I will swap your RAM for these magic kernels now."
    Jack made the trade, then backtracked to his house. But when
    he told his busy-waiting parent of the deal, she became so angry she
    started thrashing.
    "Don't you even have any artificial intelligence? All these
    kernels together hardly make up one byte," and she popped them out the
    window...
    -- Mark Isaak, "Jack and the Beanstack"

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