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  1. Que Family Guy references on Sedate Your Kids While They Play · · Score: 1

    So it'll be what, the next 8 episodes of Family Guy where the creepy old guy has one of these?

  2. Bonus points on Freshman Representative Opposes "TSA Porn" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bonus points to the first person who goes through the millimeter wave scanner at the airport and:
    -wears the biggest strap-on possible
    -writes "fuck you", etc. in metallic-fleck paint across their chest
    -gets a call from a TSA screener after writing their phone number on their private parts
    -sends a screener running screaming from the room without doing anything in particular other than going through the scanner

  3. Re:Too many words in the story on A System For Handling 'Impostor' Complaints · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If your ex wrecks your car into a tree using an old copy of your key, and then sicks the cops on you claiming DUI via the tree's owner, you can sue the cops for not figuring out that you didn't do it.

  4. Astronaut helmet cams on Astronauts Begin Final Spacewalk To Repair Hubble · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let me just say, thanks NASA for the astronaut helmet cams! That footage lets me live out my astronaut fantasies without all the space-induced nausea and military training.

  5. Just imagine on Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker · · Score: 1

    That's nothing. Just imagine what Cheney didn't tell us!

  6. Controversy for the sake of Popularity on On the Advent of Controversial Video Games · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Aren't most of the games that really stir controversy just in it for the short-term popularity? Thus, can't we expect to see games come out "too soon" that are "too violent", only to just fade away since the actual game itself just isn't that great?

    A strong history exists of controversial games with good gameplay that have outlasted their detractors by a long shot:
    Street Fighter
    Wolfenstein 3D
    Mortal Kombat
    Doom
    GTA
    etc.

  7. Re:Shakespeare said something about this... on Trademarks Considered Harmful To Open Source · · Score: 1

    Shakespeare was talking about the exact opposite scenario. The problem with trademarks using the rose quote is: someone can take a pile of crap, spray paint it red and call it a rose. In other words, "Anything else called a rose probably doesn't smell a damned thing like a rose."

  8. OS fixes itself already on Europe Funds Secure Operating System Research · · Score: 1

    As they mention in the summary, there's this button I can push, wait 30 seconds, and then the computer is fixed. There sure is a lot of work left in eliminating that 30 second wait for the fix!

  9. Built a book around the 20 questions? on Universal Design for Web Applications · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Could this be the executive version summary:
    They just took this relatively strong 20-question form at http://ud4wa.com/ and tried unsuccessfully to build a book around it?

  10. The President is not affected by BB outages on Obama To Get Secure BlackBerry 8830 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unlike the rest of us, if the president can't make a call on his BB, there are a handful of high-security folks around that can make the call for him on some other device.

  11. Ballute jokes on Sophisticated Balloons Could Help Steer Spacecraft · · Score: 3, Funny

    My other car is a ballute.

    Oh yeah? well my new cadillac is a ballute de ville.

    yo momma's so fat, when she jumps out of an airplane, she has to use a ballute.

    I would write more, but my computer's about to crash, so I have to reballute.

  12. Every programmer should be able to read code on Shouldn't Every Developer Understand English? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Idiot programmers make the same idiot mistakes regardless of what language they speak. I'd much rather work with a brilliant, non-English speaker who can read and understand code (i.e. my code or anyone else's) vs. an English speaker that can't read code and is perpetually inserting screw-ups that I have to go in and mop up later.

  13. Re:screenshots on Command Lines and the Future of Firefox · · Score: 1

    I heard that if you email someone a scan of a printout of a screenshot of the command-line interface, their computer asplodes.

  14. Questions on Google Launches Free, Legal Music Downloads in China · · Score: 1

    1. Everything's "legal" in China, right?

    2. If it's on the Internet in China, it's probably on the Internet everywhere else, right?

    3. And the labels are going along with this...why?

  15. golden chariot with lame horse on Apple and AT&T Sued, Again, Over 3G · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Your chariot may be made of gold my friend, but your horse has a lame leg. My wooden cart and donkey aren't much to look at, but I get where I need to go every time", said the old man.

  16. Re:I think I just threw up in my mouth a little... on Jacket Lets You Feel the Movies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't worry, in any adult theater, there's a strict "jacket off" policy.

  17. Games with mass appeal on Breaking Into Games Writing? · · Score: 1

    First, you have to get rid of the idea that writing a great game has anything to do with any genre, graphics, etc.
    'Mass Effect' and 'the Black Isle' are decent, but they are not "great games". An example of a great game is Tetris. The income of Tetris and its various incarnations eclipse pretty much any other game, and yet its simplicity is one of its most appealing characteristics.

    Tetris has true mass appeal... and you only need to write one game with that attribute to be set for life, be it extremely complex, or quite plain in the original implementation.

  18. Lack of credentials on American Nerd · · Score: 1

    If you stopped being a nerd at age 13, you are in no way qualified to comment on what it is like to be a nerd especially since, as any of us can tell you, the vast majority of the crap you will take in your life for being a nerd is in high school.

  19. Brain is reeealy complicated on Ray Kurzweil Wonders, Can Machines Ever Have Souls? · · Score: 1

    Sure, it's imaginable, but the human brain is a whole lot more complicated than anything we've built so far. Once we have a 100 billion node computer cluster with ~7000 network cards per node, then we might see something interesting resembling recognizable consciousness/soul activity. Simulations will never approach the genius of inspiration or the variety of activities that a real brain can do.

  20. Re:Holy Mackerel! on Anti-Matter Created By Laser At Livermore · · Score: 1

    Livermore has some seriously big lasers, including a 750 Terawatt number that creates tiny, short-lived "sun's". Don't point that one in your eye!

    https://www.llnl.gov/str/Remington.html

  21. Re:I have one.... on The Science of the Lightsaber · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's nothing, I have a millenium falcon in my basement, but as it turns out, the real thing is plastic and only a few feet in diameter. It also only goes about 50 mph, and that's if you throw it at 50 mph.

  22. Re:classmates service that people would pay for on The Shady Business Practices of Classmates.com · · Score: 1

    My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold, My angel is a centerfold!

  23. Can you hear it over ghetto blasters? on Oklahoma Ambulances Debut Sirens That You Can Feel · · Score: 1

    I doubt it will help hear over a ghetto blaster car stereo. I still think more blinky lights, lasers, searchlights, etc. are a better option.

  24. Instant Cut Priveleges on How To Cut In Line and Not Get Caught · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Everyone knows there are a few ways to cut a line that work every time:
    1) be in a wheelchair,
    2) be carrying a screaming baby,
    3) have "credentials" of some kind.

    So if you have a press pass and a screaming baby and you're in a wheelchair, in theory you should be able to cut the restroom line in the last game of the world series, Boston at NYY, wearing a Boston hat, without getting a second look.

  25. Sounds dangerous on New Type of Particle May Have Been Found · · Score: 1

    Just how often do particles go "through the side of the beam pipe"? That sounds ... bad.