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  1. Copying Switch ads on Microsoft Switcher Ads: Part 2 · · Score: 1

    Couldn't they just get Sinbad?

  2. Finally! on Mitsubishi Robot - Watchdog, Nurse, Annoying Friend · · Score: 1

    finally something that matches the style,engineering and innovation of my R.O.B

  3. Clippy on Microsoft's Home Of Tomorrow Has No Bathroom · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought Microsoft's animated *assistant* appears after you drop a hot load on the sofa.

    "It appears that you have moved your bowels in a most inappropriate way. Would you like to add the turd to the clipboard for later use?"

  4. Blair says UK citizens now support Iraq bombing on Card Makers Say UK Citizens Want Biometric ID Cards · · Score: 1

    Card Makers Say UK Citizens Want Biometric ID Cards
    And in another late developing story, the people of the UK are supporting a new proposal to ban soccer. New at eleven...

  5. Re:recent? on Card Makers Say UK Citizens Want Biometric ID Cards · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No that one wasn't biometricly valid.

  6. I told you. on P2P File Sharing Could Cost You A Bundle · · Score: 1

    I told you .NET was going to be the end of free computing.

  7. Rosen to be replaced by.... on Hilary Rosen Will Step Down As RIAA Head · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...John Ashcroft.

    Have a nice day.

  8. Share or Die. on Slashdot is Moving. Help Load Test! · · Score: 1

    ...Sorry slashdot, too busy load-testing Kazaa's servers.

  9. Re:rejection ? on Pigs with Human Genes · · Score: 1

    "Transplants are like replacing your burnt power supply by the same cheap model"

    A female with a *whisper switch* may be marketable.

  10. Norton Anti-Virus 3.x on Win95 on Gnarly Error Messages · · Score: 3, Funny


    After a 20+minute download (with 33.6kbps isp)I launched the Virus Definition Update package only to get the confirmation:

    "The following file may have a Virus, contiue anyway?"

    This was a NortonAV popup messagebox, not netscape or ie.

  11. ACCESS Will now update your existing database. on Gnarly Error Messages · · Score: 1

    "ACCESS Will now update your existing database"

  12. HAL9000 on Gnarly Error Messages · · Score: 5, Funny

    [in soothing voice]"Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

  13. Re:Wal-mart. on Retailers Won't Sell New Acclaim Game · · Score: 1

    Wal-Mart is very much against Child Abuse. But if that child abuse is in say.... a sweat shop in Malaysia, then it's all good.
    Line up the youngin's...we need to weave some floor mat's!!

  14. Making the world a safer place. on Indian Government Chooses Linux for Academia · · Score: 1

    /* Mandatory India+MS+Nuke=global destruction joke:

    I'll be sleeping much better to know that the Indian government will be migrating from those free Windows ME licenses to a Linux distro...won't you?

  15. Great! on New Frozen World Found Beyond Pluto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can we send that Nsync kid up there tomorrow?

  16. Howard the Duck on Howard Berman Talks About P2P Piracy Prevention Act · · Score: 1

    The Porn Industry has been ravaged(?) by online theft for as long as MP3's. Yet porn is one industry where year after year profits are higher, and the Internet is more and more integrated.

    Just maybe, Music and Film are losing profit because the content sucks. Because their business model doesn't embrace the Internet and nobody wants to pay $10 to watch "dude,where's my car" and "I still don't care what you did last Summer". Maybe we've been suckered once too many time in buying a cd($16.99) of a marginally promising band that has a catchy song or 2 but sucks crank on the other 13 tracks.

  17. Re:A sophisticated way of relating to others? on More on JSF Laser System · · Score: 1

    very well said, couldn't agree with you more.

    The fundamental issue in the Israel-Palestinian war is land. Not religion.

    The land in question was taken. There was no negotiation.

  18. No thanks.... on 3D LCD Display · · Score: 1

    ...I'll wait for the 2nd generation release. You know, the ones with dual 1 watt speakers. That, and only that will justify the $4,000 pricetag.

  19. Re:Commander Data said it best... on HDTV and Its Impending Problems? · · Score: 1

    "This leads to the question: what will replace TV?"

    Yahtzee ?

  20. Re:Hopefully on Comedy Central Cancels BattleBots · · Score: 1

    Cooozin Larrry?

  21. 4th moon hopes dashed. on Is This Moon Three? · · Score: 4, Funny


    Nasa and I had our hopes of a 4th moon dashed when that NSync kid couldn't cough up the money on time. He hadn't even read the fine print regarding a conditional return.

  22. Re:Samsung ML-1210 on Printer Makers' Ploys · · Score: 1

    The 1210 is an awesome laser printer. I got mine for $220 and it came with a spare toner. It's been nothing but flawless for W2k and Mandrake. And it's small , compact and quiet.
    Just couldn't get it to work with my oldschool HPJetDirect 10mb external print server, but oh well. I'll get a real one from linksys later.

  23. misquote..... on MS Exec: 'Our products just aren't engineered for security' · · Score: 1

    It was "Our products just aren't engineered for personal computing of any kind"

  24. The Catch..... on Palm Offers Refund to m130 Owners · · Score: 1


    The only catch is that it's a greyscale version of SimCity.

  25. This won't fly on Pro-Active Furniture Assembly · · Score: 1

    However if we could just get IKEA to stop naming furniture silly names like "the Larsson", the world would be a better place.