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  1. Thanks on Duke University Students Receive iPods · · Score: 0

    for showing me an ipod. I wondered what these new fangled mini-phonographs looked like.

  2. DVD players are so cheap on PS3 To Use Blu-Ray Technology · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does it really matter if it will play dvd movies?If you can afford a $300+ console, you can afford a $50- dvd player.

  3. Re:Lets talk about Jon Carmack. on Doom 3 Gets Reviews, Piracy Questions, Exultation · · Score: 0, Troll

    Coding is as much a gift as auto repair or plumbing. There is a reason you don't see "Teach yourself physics in 24 hours" books.

  4. Re:Wow, Google founders get fields medal in 2008 ! on How Google Will Have Achieved The Semantic Web · · Score: 1

    No, but I have heard of "approximation algorithms."

  5. I ate a 256MB usb drive on Memory Card Torture Tests · · Score: 1

    and after I pooped it out it worked fine!

  6. Re:Most annoying of all on Are You Annoying? · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Extremists of all types are really annoying:

    The Mac zealot.

    The born again Christian.

    The guy who just saw Fahrenheit 9/11.

    The guy who thinks he knows the best restaurant in town.

    The Atkins dieter or health nut who tells you how crappy what you're eating is.

    The grammar nazi.

    People who explain themselves for too long.

  7. For the love of god on Are You Annoying? · · Score: 1

    please stop all whistling, tapping and humming in the office. It isn't musical entertainment for anyone, not even you. All it does is raise the blood-rage in my neck.

  8. I'm getting really sick of... on Are You Annoying? · · Score: 0, Troll

    references to the movie Office Space. It wasn't that funny in the movie, and it's less funny coming from some intern who has never really worked for a living.

  9. Re:Cheaper? on Tablet PCs Enter Reality · · Score: 2, Funny
    Two ideas:

    1. Typing lessons.

    2. Pen-based legal pad.

  10. This already exists on LivingCreatures- The Beginning Of 'I, Robot?' · · Score: 1, Troll

    It's called Robosapien. Just head down to BestBuy and get one.

  11. Re:Canadian Accents? What's that aboot? on Why Offshore When Canada's Next Door? · · Score: 1

    Do you suggest all southern accents sound alike? Can you not hear the difference between Tennessee and Mississippi accents? Yes, to me all Canadian accents sound similar. Maybe because I only hear tourists, and fake canadian accents in the movies.

  12. The author's favorite thing: on Biomorphic Software · · Score: 1

    Nature never has to convert between metric and English units.

  13. Re:IE Developers on 4 New "Extremely Critical" IE Vulnerabilities · · Score: 1

    IE has been developed by interns for several years now, ever since they finished SourceSafe.

  14. Re:What good is a gmail account? on Incorporating Machine Learning into Firefox 2.0? · · Score: 1

    A gmail account seems to indicate high status among the user community. Sort of like gold rims, or the latest ugly footwear...

  15. Re:Just take your time on Requiem For A Motherboard · · Score: 1

    And never preview before posting :)

  16. Duron crushed core on What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, and about a million other people, crushed the core of a Duron procerssor while clipping the fan on. Not content to be included in such a broad statistic, I crushed the second one too. So then I loosened up the fan clip by bending it, and didn't put any thermal goop on the back of the fan. This time I actually got to the bios screen before the third processor burned up...

  17. Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man on Spider-Man 2 Reviewed [updated] · · Score: 1

    That jeopardy appearance earned her the name "Kirsten Dunce" around here...

  18. Re:Deformable environments and weapons on Indie Game Jam 2004 Recounted · · Score: 1

    Presumably it is because you have to simulate physics and do collision detection on all of the pieces. Blow up a hundred walls and you frame rate could slow to a crawl...

  19. Re:Service related to this on What Happens To Your Data When You Die? · · Score: 3, Funny

    This service has a free 3 month trial. Act now if you plan on checking out soon!

  20. Re:Please Don't on Cinematic Game Graphics · · Score: 1

    You are so right. The amount of artwork, and the detail of each model required to populate such a game is staggering. Perhaps it is now up to the software guys to come up with novel ways of synthesizing this amount of detail, to take some of the load off of the artist. In the past techniques like multitexturing, bump mapping, displacement mapping, subdivision surfaces have improved the illusion of detail. I imagine that similar innovations will keep artists from having to model by brute force.

  21. Re:Where are the "Sound Acceleration" cards? on Cinematic Game Graphics · · Score: 5, Informative
    It's in the works... Very CPU intensive.

    O'Brien, J.F., Cook, P.R., Essl, G., "Synthesizing Sound from Physically Based Motion," In Proc. SIGGRAPH 2001, Los Angeles, CA, August, 529-536, 2001

    and other pubs by O'Brien.

  22. Toy Story didn't have to wait on the CPU on Cinematic Game Graphics · · Score: 2, Insightful

    to compute AI, collision detection and physics. Rendering Toy Story at 60 fps is one thing, playing Toy Story is much more difficult.

  23. False advertising. on How Many Google Machines, Really? · · Score: 5, Funny

    They better have at least 10^100 machines, or they will be getting a call from my lawyers.

  24. Low standards in K-12 on Intel Chief: Don't Call Us Benedict Arnold CEOs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Kids with Down's Syndrome can graduate from US public schools. I suppose it is good for the ego of the disabled kid, but it seems to indicate that standards are pretty low here.

  25. Re:Almost got to see it in action on Koolio, the Beer Delivery Robot · · Score: 1

    It's pretty sad that every semester in IMDL some numbskull has to do a project glorifying binge drinking (like the shotbot) in this class. Yes, we know, you're in college, and you must drink because of all the "stress", but show a little creativity for christsakes. The animal house cliche is played out. How many drunk frat boys need to fall of the roof and die before people get it?