I'd recommend omitting step 4 and letting nature take its course. It's a widely known fact that people who commit suicide become social workers in the afterlife.
the seas will be 35' higher, which will be the end of the world for the majority of humans
Sure it will suck for companies that insure beach-front properties, but for those of us living in the right locations, global warming will only move us closer to the beach and increase our property value.
Were the machines with wierd date stamps having hardware clock issues?
Although that is possible, it seems that an electronic voting machine should refuse to let any votes be cast before election day. A machine with a bad clock should have rejected any attempts to vote with it.
I ran OS X for several months on my iBook before switching it over to gentoo. For me, the biggest issues were usability (OS X looks nice but is often very counter-intuitive) and software installation (3rd party OS X packaging systems seemed to think that software belongs in a fake root directory).
Most of those programs are named by selecting random letters and squishing them together. In fact, there is even a program to simplify the task. It used to be called "GNAMER", but then decided that it should go by "SPDFRAFR" instead.
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Hell, if they need a list of websites, why don't they just do a google search?
...or is that Plan 9?
is it really worth purchasing a cell-based blade server for several thousand dollars when sony is going to sell cell-based consoles for $500?
I'd recommend omitting step 4 and letting nature take its course. It's a widely known fact that people who commit suicide become social workers in the afterlife.
RMS would most likely tell you that the GPL is not an "open source" license. It's a "free software" license.
Digg will need a Troll Culture before it will compare to slashdot.
Will someone with a subscription please tag this article as a dupe?
However, if the person was an asshole. they play upbeat music to celebrate the fact that the decesed is now in hell.
This is slashdot. No one here actually believes in valid patents.
Sure it will suck for companies that insure beach-front properties, but for those of us living in the right locations, global warming will only move us closer to the beach and increase our property value.
Shouldn't norton know if the machine is infected and not terminate the connection when the malware isn't present?
This is why you shouldn't let Canadian Club sponsor your aerospace program.
The funny part is that RandomHouse published both books.
Although that is possible, it seems that an electronic voting machine should refuse to let any votes be cast before election day. A machine with a bad clock should have rejected any attempts to vote with it.
It makes sense. Aqua is pretty much CDE with drop shadows. I'm kind of suprised there was never a law suit between the two.
I ran OS X for several months on my iBook before switching it over to gentoo. For me, the biggest issues were usability (OS X looks nice but is often very counter-intuitive) and software installation (3rd party OS X packaging systems seemed to think that software belongs in a fake root directory).
Software wise, it's actually identical to the Starter Edition, but it comes with a frisbee. I think they're targeting the stoner audience.
Most of those programs are named by selecting random letters and squishing them together. In fact, there is even a program to simplify the task. It used to be called "GNAMER", but then decided that it should go by "SPDFRAFR" instead.
The people grew bored with the rockets and moved on to making magical supermodels.
If you can make coldfusion work, you're a better web developer than I.
you must be new here.
so digg is kind of like slashdot, but with a bunch of dupes?
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2005. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.
I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.
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Item is to be delivered at (out of service tennis court) located at: Latitude N 42.47935 & Longitude W 071.17355 and the Elevation is 119. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SEND IT SO THAT THEY CANNOT REDIRECT IT??? If in doubt do not transport actual unit until your method of transfer can be confirmed as a success. You just might need to send a intergalactic courier to deliver item safely to me. If so be VERY careful at how they approach me IN MY WHITE CAR.
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I think the analogy was meant to reflect the fact that they're overpriced.
Could NTP sue the patent office for selling them invalid patents?