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Symantec Users, Start Your Keyloggers

An anonymous reader writes "Script kiddies have been taking advantage of intrusion prevention features of Symantec's Norton Firewall and Norton Internet Security Suites to knock users offline in IRC channels, according to an amusing post at Washingtonpost.com. From the article: 'Turns out that if someone types "startkeylogger" or "stopkeylogger" in an IRC channel, anyone on the channel using the affected Norton products will be immediately kicked off without warning. These are commands typically issued by the Spybot worm, which spreads over IRC and peer-to-peer file-swapping networks, installing a program that records and transmits everything the victim types (known as a keylogger).' Makes you wonder what other magic keywords produce unexpected results with Symantec's software."

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  1. +++ATH by petard · · Score: 4, Funny

    People just don't learn very well from past mistakes...

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    1. Re:+++ATH by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      Damn, you beat me to it!

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    2. Re:+++ATH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Currently, the parent comment is marked funny. What is really sad is that at least some moderators think that the statement on +++ATH is funny, while it is very true.

    3. Re:+++ATH by LouisZepher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - DNA

    4. Re:+++ATH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could go the social route as well.
      Use the nick "You" and type the message "have new mail, press ALT-F4 to continue". Well I'm sure times have changed but that used to work great back in the mid/late 90's when a lot of Windows users started using IRC. Not as good as using BitchX scripts for an on join or mass winnuke, land, or sping on a channel but still fun.

    5. Re:+++ATH by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Informative

      There was also the "ANSI Standard Back Door".

      Some of the early not-too-smart (pre-computer-running-the-show) terminals - notably the "Ann Arbor Terminals" terminal, the DEC VT105, and anything following the ANSI standard for terminal operation which was based on them - had several "soft keys".
        - These could be configured to send any desired sequence of up to maybe 128 or so characters when hit.
        - They were configured by an escape sequence.
        - The escape sequence could be delivered from the far end of the link. (Typically was, by a program setting up the softkey.)
        - The escape sequence setting the key would not produce any visual indication on the screen that this was being done (so as not to corrupt the screen).
        - The key could also be "struck" by another escape sequence, also deliverable from the remote end.
        - Some talk/chat features (think "stone-age instant messaging") did NOT filter out escape sequences in inter-user messages.

      What this meant was that a user (especially one running an early terminal emulator on an early home computer - like an Apple ][) could compose a message to another user that would reprogram one of his softkeys to send anything the malicious user wanted and "hit" it remotely. The time-sharing machine in the middle would interpret the command as if it came from the victim. (This was especially handy if the victim happened to be logged in as the equivalent of a superuser at the time.)

      If the message was a multiple command to disable keysroke echoing at the start and reenable it at the end it might not show up at all. (Or screen control stuff could be included to blank out the echoed command before it could be noticed.)

      There were revs to the terminals to disable this. But installing them made the terminal no longer standards compliant. B-)

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    6. Re:+++ATH by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Informative

      (An even more viscous hack was to reprogram the terminal's scrolling window to 1x1 character, change the escape sequence for programming it, and store it as the startup configuration. This killed the terminal - permanently. B-b )

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    7. Re:+++ATH by Naikrovek · · Score: 1

      its ATH0+++, I believe.

      in fact if anyone on a vulnerable modem loads this page it will disconnect them as soon as the modem sees that text. :)

      I did this on an IRC server once. There were loads of people in a room discussing politics, and it got very heated and furious. Having never tried the ATH command before, I figured then was the perfect time. about 4/5 of the room suddenly went silent, and a few seconds later they had timed out.

      I got a good laugh. I'm sure it still works.

    8. Re:+++ATH by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      its ATH0+++, I believe.


      Nope.

      +++ activates the command mode of the modem - anything before that is treated as regular transmissions.

    9. Re:+++ATH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't it be both funny _and_ true?

    10. Re:+++ATH by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      "Press Alt-F-X twice for the easter egg"

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    11. Re:+++ATH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where can I read more about this?

    12. Re:+++ATH by antime · · Score: 1

      Some DOS ANSI drivers were also vulnerable, and there were "ANSI bombs" that would delete your files or whatever the author could think of. Not supporting the keyboard redefinition feature was a big feature of some replacement drivers.

    13. Re:+++ATH by vasqzr · · Score: 1


      There used to be some mIRC command where you would /join a channel with just a zero in it, and it would part all channels.

      hey guys, /join #warez,0 for my new sever!
      lamer has left IRC
      noob has left IRC

    14. Re:+++ATH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An old school hacker, I love your kind. Hats off to you sir. These anecdotes serve to remember lessons.

    15. Re:+++ATH by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      You bastNO CARRIER

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    16. Re:+++ATH by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      viscous = honey
      vicious = Hitler

      Major difference. ;p

    17. Re:+++ATH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still works, at least in other clients...

    18. Re:+++ATH by RamblerRandy · · Score: 1

      /. spell checker not available at this time CRLF


      please check back again CRLF


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  2. Does it work with other programs? by Luigi30 · · Score: 1

    Does startkeylogger work with other programs, or does startkeylogger only work with IRC? Any startkeyloggering program can trigger it, can't it?

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    1. Re:Does it work with other programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If so, the people who use that program won't be able to see your question. :p

    2. Re:Does it work with other programs? by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not any program. The software only monitors IRC communication because that's where the commands to the zombies are sent. mIRC works through IRC, hence it causes the thing to be tripped.

    3. Re:Does it work with other programs? by Catskul · · Score: 1

      How about this ?

      But I guess that would just time out...

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    4. Re:Does it work with other programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have the Symantec suite installed, and when I type "startkeylogger

    5. Re:Does it work with other programs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works with channel topics too, I believe.

      That certainly explains why I've been unable to get FULL channel lists lately (stops halfway with the Norton warning, etc).

      Now I know.
      And knowing is half the battle.

    6. Re:Does it work with other programs? by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1

      Here come the bash.org quotes

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    7. Re:Does it work with other programs? by ChibiCD · · Score: 1

      Not Shure, But I have not been able to send any messages containing "/gallery.php" over MSN for some while. I don;t use Norton, so It seems MSN does it's own weird crap like this too. For the longest time I kept wondering why people were missing some links I was sending to them. They were simply never getting them

    8. Re:Does it work with other programs? by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      well you can't fault symantec for this one too badly. sure they could have done better but it was on the side of caution and simply a mistake.

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    9. Re:Does it work with other programs? by zoloto · · Score: 1

      actually yes. it worked with any plain text IM or IRC communication. This is several weeks old and I'm not sure why it just barely made the news. Hope onto efnet in any reasonably sized channel over 50-100 users and type out the keywords (there are others if you know where this list of keywords is) and presto.. about 20-30 people will ping out.

      I've used it over msn and icq and it seems to work just as well. they're all plain text communications anyhow.

    10. Re:Does it work with other programs? by bcmm · · Score: 1

      HTTP is only plain text over TCP/IP too...

      Would the string STARTKEYLOGGER in HTML source break the connection too?

      Anyone with Norton still reading this post?

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    11. Re:Does it work with other programs? by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

      Yep. There's one at least. Norton SystemWorks 2005.

    12. Re:Does it work with other programs? by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Then it probably relies either on identifying the IRC protocol, or, more likely, goes by port ranges.

      So now that everyone knows about this, IRC-controlled botnets are going to run on port 80. The arms race goes on, I guess.

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  3. One thing for sure. by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a very elegant trick; using the victim's anti-virus software as the tool to kick them off the net. Not only that, but you can do this to any number of people who happen to be on that channel and use the affected product. Now, if we could only get the skript kiddies to put their minds to something productive...

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    1. Re:One thing for sure. by NitsujTPU · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dude... what are you talking about? Script kiddies are called script kiddies because they steal other people's ideas. They aren't actually coming up with anything.

      It wasn't a script kiddie who figured out that this works, it was a "hacker" (or a "cracker").

      It's not like some kid spent hours figuring this out. These kids were told by someone who figured it out, who would not be referred to as a script kiddie.

    2. Re:One thing for sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's even more amusing (and maybe even likely) to think that the original intent was to just freak out a newb by sending the string.

    3. Re:One thing for sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "skript kiddies to put their minds to something productive"

      They have minds? ...we are talking about skript kiddies...

    4. Re:One thing for sure. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      "Script kiddie" has become a moral category, not a technical one. It is meant to express disdain, because people are uncomfortable with the idea that someone could be both clever and unethical.

    5. Re:One thing for sure. by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it's that. I think that people want to act like they have "skillz" and so bandy the term about as if they knew what it meant :-P

      Perhaps you're right.

    6. Re:One thing for sure. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I don't think so. Script kiddie is used disdainfully, because they are someone who like doing dameage without having the intelligence to figure it out on their own.

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    7. Re:One thing for sure. by Cylix · · Score: 1

      I tried it in a room of a 130 people....

      Only 2 left :(

      Symatenc producs continue to suck!

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    8. Re:One thing for sure. by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Dude... what are you talking about? Script kiddies are called script kiddies because they steal other people's ideas.

      Dude... am I a script kiddie because I use the other peoples programs instead of writing everything from scratch, including the BIOS?

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    9. Re:One thing for sure. by mboverload · · Score: 4, Funny

      With all due respect to people who use Norton,

      Only script kiddies use Norton. Seriously.

    10. Re:One thing for sure. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      The point is that somebody did the heavy lifting and created the exploit. Yet that somebody gets called a "script kiddy," which originally implied someone who used exploits that they wouldn't be skilled enough to produce. The disdain for their relative lack of skills has been changed into a disdain for their lack of ethics, and the term has migrated "upstream" to include the people who could and did, indeed, produce the exploit.

    11. Re:One thing for sure. by idonthack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Dude... am I a script kiddie because I use the other peoples programs instead of writing everything from scratch, including the BIOS?
      No. But you would be if you bragged about it.
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    12. Re:One thing for sure. by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      Stopping people using symantec crap is a pretty effective use of time, I'd say.

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    13. Re:One thing for sure. by Nutria · · Score: 1

      No. But you would be if you bragged about it.

      Brag about using someone else's BIOS? WTF would I do that?

      Or brag about writing my own? (Which I would be justly proud of...)

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    14. Re:One thing for sure. by g00p · · Score: 1

      Heh. I don't know why everybody is choosing to label people who are doing this as anything to be honest. It's a bit of fun, there is people on IRC doing this that can't even figure out how to change the fonts on mirc - as is there are also people who write their own BitchX clients. So, really, it is just a bit of fun, the people who are too ignorant to check the news on their anti virus softare deserve to be made a mockery at least somewhat.

      At the end of the day. It would have been started by someone finding the information, all due respect to people who do this. Freedom of information is a wonderful thing. But labelling these people with derogatory terms that don't even fit their "profession" is unfair.

      And also, I wouldn't slate anyone who does this to someone - it's hardly illegal, and its the Norton user's own fault. Hooray for IRC fun :)

      And damn the people who've set up bots to permanently ban the people doing it - set up your bots to permanently ban idiot Norton user's that have no clue on maintaining their computer's security. :P

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    15. Re:One thing for sure. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I think this is the first time I've ever seen an insult of script kiddies I would consider unjust. From my experience with Norton home products (their business products aren't too shabby), noone capable of finding the uninstall button amd something better would use it...

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    16. Re:One thing for sure. by bogado · · Score: 1

      Brag about using someone else's BIOS? WTF would I do that?


      Yes that is exactly what the grand parent is refering, but instead of using a "bios" that comes with every computer they brag about using lesser known tools that to normal, non techinical users makes them seem more powerfull then the rest. And so they brag.

      I could actually see someone braging about how he activated a password in someone's else computer. 'See how my credible knowledge of the BIOS locked the poor schumuk out of his own computer, he even had to pay a technitian to unlock his computer.'. And yes, there are probably many lowlifes that would do that to someone, just for a twisted kind of "fun".
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    17. Re:One thing for sure. by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      If you're using that software in a hacking context but yet don't what the software really does or how it works, or how the exploit you're attempting to abuse works, yes.
      It's not just whether you use someone elses ideas or software, it's about knowledge.
      Someone is a script kiddie because they're trying to hack somebody, but have no idea what they're doing. Just grabbed an off the shelf tool, without knowing the theory behind what it's doing.

    18. Re:One thing for sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knowing HM2K personally from IRC, the kid is as much of a hacker as Linus is a olympic gold medal winning triathelete. This is a script kiddie, who learned it from someone else and posted it on his blog so other script kiddies could use it.

    19. Re:One thing for sure. by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      That would be what I said. The GP said that script kiddies should put their minds to good use. I merely said that the reason that script kiddies are called script kiddies is because they didn't put their mind to use in the exploit.

      IE, I didn't say anything that disagrees with that.

    20. Re:One thing for sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but making everyone hang up in the channel is something only a script kiddie would probably want to do.

    21. Re:One thing for sure. by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Such as what, the suck that is McAfee?
      AVG Free?

      Please. Give me a break.

      Out of all the crap antivirus programs that one pretty much HAS to choose one to install, Norton is one of the better ones.

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    22. Re:One thing for sure. by Nutria · · Score: 1

      brag about using lesser known tools that to normal, non techinical users makes them seem more powerfull then the rest. And so they brag.

      Jeez, and I thought I needed to get a life...

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  4. Yep, it works... by xx_toran_xx · · Score: 5, Funny

    startkeylogger -- phonex has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) -- TomA has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) -- something3280 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer

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    1. Re:Yep, it works... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      startkeylogger ...
        hm... no one running Norton security products? :( No fun for me.

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    2. Re:Yep, it works... by Pugzilla · · Score: 1

      "Norton personal firewall" "disable" finally I can chat on IRC again

    3. Re:Yep, it works... by beacher · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it works in reverse......

      Quits: ****(*****@*****.charter.com (Killed (DeepMpact (that lame exploiot only disconnects *you*))

    4. Re:Yep, it works... by jibjibjib · · Score: 1

      In soviet russia, exploits kill YOU! oops, i forgot to post anonymously

    5. Re:Yep, it works... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Good one... yet it lacks style.

      It should have read: In Soviet Russia...

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  5. protection? yeah, right by psycho+chic · · Score: 5, Insightful
    and people pay for that crap?

    thats a really scary concept, that the very programs we rely on to protect our computers are so incredibly insecure that a couple keystrokes can completely disable our protection. you would think that if we are expected to pay a company to protect us, that they would do their best. this day in age, that is NOT the best they can do. Not a chance.

    1. Re:protection? yeah, right by Eightyford · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And now Microsoft is selling Antivirus software. Antivirus software to secure their unsecure operating system. I think this type of thing will ultimately force companies to switch back to Unix-like operating systems.

    2. Re:protection? yeah, right by macklin01 · · Score: 4, Informative

      thats a really scary concept, that the very programs we rely on to protect our computers are so incredibly insecure that a couple keystrokes can completely disable our protection. you would think that if we are expected to pay a company to protect us, that they would do their best. this day in age, that is NOT the best they can do. Not a chance.

      From what I understood, the keystrokes weren't disabling the protection, but rather activating it, i.e., shutting down the chat session to prevent it from triggering malware. - Paul

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    3. Re:protection? yeah, right by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      and people pay for that crap?

      thats a really scary concept, that the very programs we rely on to protect our computers are so incredibly insecure that a couple keystrokes can completely disable our protection.
      - well, maybe you should read the article then (if it didn't become obvious to you right away) and see that this IS the protection. Nothing is disabled, Norton sees these commands in the channel and decides to shutdown the connection (supposedely to prevent your computer from being infected.)

      It doesn't mean that Norton is not crap, but your post is ridiculously misinformed.

    4. Re:protection? yeah, right by saskboy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ... Exepct that Unix like operating systems aren't immune to many virus attacks too. They just haven't been the focus of attack in any significant way, so the true virus potential isn't know.

      I agree more people should be moving to Linux, but don't tell them they don't have to have a virus scanner.

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    5. Re:protection? yeah, right by Eightyford · · Score: 1

      True enough. I just think that a virus scanner should be a part of the operating system.

    6. Re:protection? yeah, right by Michalson · · Score: 1

      Like a web browser, or a media player?

    7. Re:protection? yeah, right by Eightyford · · Score: 0

      That's different. Operating systems should be a secure platform for running applications. They should not be left with gaping security holes.

    8. Re:protection? yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you didn't RTFA, but this doesn't "completely disable" Norton, as you have said. This just disconnects the user from the IRC channel that they were talking in. Big difference. I'm a Norton-hater and Linux-lover, but please get it right. No need to spread misinformation.

    9. Re:protection? yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not scary, just annoying. It just prevents possible attacks, doesn't shut down your protection.

    10. Re:protection? yeah, right by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Antivirus software to secure their unsecure operating system.

      No, Antivirus software to protect ignorant users.

      OS security can't protect users from deliberately running malicious code, which is why AV software is necessary for some people.

    11. Re:protection? yeah, right by tacothekid · · Score: 0

      Typing those commands in a IRC channel does not "shut down protection" it merely disconnects the user from IRC. A nuisence, but not a security risk.

    12. Re:protection? yeah, right by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Exepct that Unix like operating systems aren't immune to many virus attacks too. They just haven't been the focus of attack in any significant way, so the true virus potential isn't know."

      You seem to think *nix OSes are a lot less popular then they are. You do know that Unix was the most popular server OS until this year, right? You do know that when combined with Linux and BSD, the *nix OSes still outnumber Windows servers, don't you? And surely you've heard that Unix has been around about 35 years, haven't you? So.... where are all the Unix viruses? There should be a million of them at least but there aren't. There have been only 13 Unix viruses in computing history. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it has always been desinged to be secure from the start.

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    13. Re:protection? yeah, right by ravenlock · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...like a web browser, or a media player?

    14. Re:protection? yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this type of thing will ultimately force companies to switch back to Unix-like operating systems.

      Unix-like operating systems aren't really the answer to computer security. If you told anyone during the 1970's that Unix would be the most secure OS out there, it would be considered a cruel joke. Unix was developed as a toy operating system, with security certainly not integral to the design. Certainly people have put work in to making it more secure, but the security model that *nix currently is designed after is draconian and not very agile - there's root and then there's not root. Of course this is an oversimplification.

      Before I get my head ripped off, I should note that *nix machines certainly are more secure than most any other option out there. The issue is that calling *nix "secure" in the academic sense is a misnomer.

    15. Re:protection? yeah, right by weicco · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that I should ditch the Norton Internet Security which I bought and which functions just as I wanted: it blocks viruses, worms, spyware and such. I don't have Spybot on my computer(s) but if I did and Norton wouldn't have blocked it, then I would be screaming my money back.

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    16. Re:protection? yeah, right by AC-x · · Score: 1

      You didn't even read the article summary properly did you?

      What's happening is Norton is being TOO secure, assuming that any IRC connection could be a bot and then locking your connection if it detects "typical" bot commands.

      Of course pretty useless if the bot writers just use different commands, and I'd rather it picked it up with a firewall or when it actually installs, but doesn't seem like a too stupid idea.

    17. Re:protection? yeah, right by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

      The OS can protect the system from stupid users so they can't do anything damaginng.

      In Linux and other UNIX-like OS its trivial to set it up so a ignorant user never can download a random file from Internet or save an email attachment and then execute it so it infects the computer. Just give the user a home directory which may not contain executable files.

      In Windows this nearly requires an masters in CS to be able to do.

      Linux are better for home users and non-computer literate users since its easy to become safe from email viruses and web viruses. If you want security go with a UNIX-like operating system and set it up so ignorant users CAN'T infect the system.

      One don't need anti-virus programs in Linux since one can use the OS to protect against ignorant users.

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    18. Re:protection? yeah, right by remmelt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right. But who will fix these people's computers? They come home with a shiny new gadget (iPod? new printer? different mouse?) and they want to plug it in and go! ... but can't, without the CS degree. This is a serious problem. On one hand, these people need to be in a sandbox where nothing can go wrong, I agree. On the other hand, they need to be able to operate a computer, and installing a new peripheral is part of that task.

    19. Re:protection? yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF? How is that a troll? Just because it claims that Linux isn't perfect?
      I could understand if it was modded redundant, but it doesn't seem very trollish to me.

    20. Re:protection? yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't shut down Norton, it shuts down the IRC client. So your "protection" remains intact.

    21. Re:protection? yeah, right by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      If you take care when using the Internet, you will almost certainly not be exposed to such threats. Even on Windows. Myself and I'm sure many others are a testament to that. I use Clamwin, and that's it.

    22. Re:protection? yeah, right by matth · · Score: 1

      Do you personally install a new water pump in your car.. or do you take it to the mechanic? I don't touch my car! Likewise, some people just should NOT ever touch their computer to do maintence to it... hire a certified professional.

    23. Re:protection? yeah, right by mallardtheduck · · Score: 1

      In Linux and other UNIX-like OS its trivial to set it up so a ignorant user never can download a random file from Internet or save an email attachment and then execute it so it infects the computer. Just give the user a home directory which may not contain executable files.

      In Windows this nearly requires an masters in CS to be able to do.


      My old school somehow did that on Windows. I wrote a macro in a PowerPoint presentation (they blocked Word macros) that could copy a .exe to c: and then execute it. I also used macros to change screen resolution (800x600 sucks) and a web-proxy on my personal server to access "banned" websites (like eBay). So even with specialist security software, they could not secure the system from those sorts of trivial "attacks".

    24. Re:protection? yeah, right by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The OS can protect the system from stupid users so they can't do anything damaginng.

      Which, were it still the 70s and everyone was using dumb terminals off a mainframe, might be something worth considering.

      However, in today's world we have these things called *Personal* Computers that aren't managed by a team of engineers and rarely have more than one user. On PCs, the "system" is the *least* important data on the machine.

      In Linux and other UNIX-like OS its trivial to set it up so a ignorant user never can download a random file from Internet or save an email attachment and then execute it so it infects the computer. Just give the user a home directory which may not contain executable files.

      Which is fine for a managed environment (and is just as possible with Windows). On a home PC without a dedicated sysadmin, it's not even a realistic - let alone practical - solution.

      In Windows this nearly requires an masters in CS to be able to do.

      If you can figure it out in Linux, you should be able to figure it out in Windows. Unless, of course, you have no interest in doing so.

      Linux are better for home users and non-computer literate users since its easy to become safe from email viruses and web viruses.

      If you've got your own sysadmin to manage and run the system, sure - but the same applies to Windows.

      If you want security go with a UNIX-like operating system and set it up so ignorant users CAN'T infect the system.

      Or you could just set Windows up likewise. Neither will be terribly useful as a general purpose computer, however.

      One don't need anti-virus programs in Linux since one can use the OS to protect against ignorant users.

      Not while remaining useful as a general purpose computer, you can't.

    25. Re:protection? yeah, right by saskboy · · Score: 1

      It might have something to do with that, but it is also because Windows is just sitting there as bait, and can be a larger target of attacks so it's more desirable. Once the bait is removed, the remaining OS will be the primary target.
          Also, Windows is more popular at home where budding virus writers can work on it. Until the last ten years, it was much less likely that someone would download or buy a *nix OS for a home computer.

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    26. Re:protection? yeah, right by saskboy · · Score: 1

      I'm going to say you should ditch Norton. I've had it for only 2 years of 14 while computing and I've got a total of 1 javabyte minor virus which took only minutes to remove/repair.

      Nearly every computer I've seen using Norton gets hosed by Norton itself. This new flaw is a good example. It's a DoS attack on your IRC client thanks only to Norton if you're a flawless Internet user [save for the fact that you made the mistake of installing Norton].

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    27. Re:protection? yeah, right by rawyin · · Score: 1

      You need to think about this with regards to security. Granted it's annoying to get bumped from IRC because of an inane and inarticulate child with a new toy, but I'd rather be bumped than let a trojan operate on my machine. Something is better than nothing. Even if it's inconvenient.

    28. Re:protection? yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In Linux and other UNIX-like OS its trivial to set it up so a ignorant user never can download a random file from Internet or save an email attachment and then execute it so it infects the computer. Just give the user a home directory which may not contain executable files.

      If you were my service provider and set my /home to noexec, I would be firing your sorry little service the moment I discovered why anything in $HOME/bin didn't function.

      You could of course lock the download directory to a noexec partition ... good luck instituting that sort of group policy on Linux.

    29. Re:protection? yeah, right by kimvette · · Score: 1

      This is the umpteen-millionth time I've explained this here and elsewhere but here goes:

      Windows: People generally run as root (Administrator), which not only allows the virus to affect $home (%userprofile%) but the entire system. If the user is clueful enough to change the default configuration so they are logging in with limited rights, there is still a huge gaping hole every user has access to - the all users profile. All a virus needs to do to propogate in that case is place itself in the startup for that profile, then next time a power user or admistrator logs in, Bang! Dead! Done! The box is pwned!

      Unix: People don't run as root, well, aside from village idiots (who deserve Windows, really!). The mythical Unix virus can attack $HOME, it can copy files to /tmp (but other users will NOT be touching them), and that's IT. Worst case? $HOME gets wiped out, and user-owned files in /tmp. That's it, that's all.

      If you run apps in Unix as root for anything other than maintenance, you deserve an rm -rf /, and hopefully you will have your servers' root directories mounted when you do it*.

      In the *nix world pretty much everyone is smart enough to run as root. All but the most stubborn users (read: Mac OS/X users who hate the 'new' BSD security features and miss Mac OS Classic's total lack of security - I've had a customer do a chmod -R 777 / on a few systems) avoid root like the plague.

      Yes, there are application-specific worms which affect *nix, Windows, and other platforms (such as apache worms) but those cannot be counted against the OS, and furthermore, on an even slightly hardened *nix box, those exploits will be limited to where the apache user account has access (e.g., /var/www /srv/www or wherever you hopefully chrooted it) and /tmp. BTW again, if you set apache to run as root, you deserve every rm -rf / you get.

      * exceptions allowed for boxes with older builds of cdrecord, but you really ought to upgrade it or set the suid bit instead of actually logging in as root to run it.

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    30. Re:protection? yeah, right by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Requirement to provee you wrong:

      * One PC with SuSE Linux or any *nix distro with hotplug support
      * One ipod
      * one printer

      Connect them, and watch them get detected and configured. Okay, to be honest, for your canon printer yoou might have to download turboprint, but is that ANY different than going to Canon's web site to download a driver? Absolutely not. It just requires more than functional two brain cells, not a Phd in Computer Science.

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    31. Re:protection? yeah, right by kimvette · · Score: 1
      However, in today's world we have these things called *Personal* Computers that aren't managed by a team of engineers and rarely have more than one user. On PCs, the "system" is the *least* important data on the machine.


      Which is why a virus hitting only $HOME does not matter. Just delete the home directory and recreate, then restore your backup.

      You DO back up, right?
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    32. Re:protection? yeah, right by saskboy · · Score: 1

      We're talking about home users here, not corporations. Do you think a home user is going to be consoled by, "Your pictures, documents, movies, and music were wiped out by the virus, but don't worry the Operating System wasn't damaged and you can get back to normal now"? Some kind of malicious code detection system will still be required for Linux computers down the road when it starts making bigger inroads to Joe Sickpack's computer.

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    33. Re:protection? yeah, right by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Again, a good lesson for learning what the DVD-R or CD-R drive is for. :)

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    34. Re:protection? yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Again, a good lesson for learning what the DVD-R or CD-R drive is for. :)"

      ...Holding your cup?

  6. MMORPG affected? by kindbud · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I am dueling with a leet player on WoW, will this work to kick him off the game? Would I be able to gank him before the server times him out?

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    1. Re:MMORPG affected? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      So, a lot of people have been making the "Connection reset by peer" joke.

      The reason I chose to respond to your post, is cause I just did a /whois peer on EFnet. Here's the result
      peer is peer@195.180.11.197 * i reset you all !!
      peer using irc.inet.tele.dk Better than WoW
      peer End of /WHOIS list.
      So I guess IRC > WoW
      --
      [Fuck Beta]
      o0t!
    2. Re:MMORPG affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes. please let me know your realm and player name and when you'll be testing this. i want to be there to repo^H^H^H^Hwatch.

    3. Re:MMORPG affected? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      No, it only works if the message came from a connection to an irc port (presumably only 6667).

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
    4. Re:MMORPG affected? by xlordtyrantx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So what if you were to create a program that mimicks traffic as though it were an IRC program? if you were to run that command through the port, what do you think will happen? I dont have symantec, so i cant test it

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    5. Re:MMORPG affected? by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      on machine one:

      nc -l -p 6667

      on machine with NPF or NIS on it:

      telnet machineone 6667

      on machine one:

      startkeylogger

      machine two will now disconnect you from machine one and Norton will block you from connecting to machine one again. You have to go into the AutoBlock tab of the Symantec Client Firewall and remove the ip from the list.

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
  7. So bad? by mugnyte · · Score: 3, Funny


      While yes a bug, most of my experience on IRC would point towards a benefit if anyone could boot anyone else. The benefit is to those booted, to be clear.

    1. Re:So bad? by Psykosys · · Score: 1

      You must not use XDCCs.

    2. Re:So bad? by MickDownUnder · · Score: 1

      Yes I think Symantec should be commended for freeing thousands from the pure futility that is irc. This might help save the planet from what may have seemed certain doom.

    3. Re:So bad? by MrNougat · · Score: 1

      Truly, IRC is the citizens' band radio of the internet age. I only wonder why text messaging hasn't made IRC completely obsolete the way cell phones killed CB radio.

      Speaking of text messaging - if you can text message someone on their cell phone, why don't you just call them?

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    4. Re:So bad? by maelstrom · · Score: 1

      Because text messages are asyncronous.

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    5. Re:So bad? by damiam · · Score: 1

      And silent.

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    6. Re:So bad? by recursiv · · Score: 1

      And they work in noisy environments.

      And they are automatically saved.

      And on and on.

      --
      I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants
    7. Re:So bad? by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      And they cost money.

    8. Re:So bad? by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      Rats - that was in reply to "I only wonder why text messaging hasn't made IRC completely obsolete the way cell phones killed CB radio".

  8. I heard from a forwarded e-mail by aeric67 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That "deletesectorzero" may do something exciting.

    1. Re:I heard from a forwarded e-mail by Pugzilla · · Score: 1

      damn I just deleted myself..

    2. Re:I heard from a forwarded e-mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no secor 0. sectors are numbered starting from one.

  9. No surprise here... by Radi-0-head · · Score: 4, Informative

    Anyone who uses Symantec software with the expectation that it will actually protect them from anything deserves whatever they get.

    I deal with hundredes of machines monthly, and it's always the NIS/Norton Antivirus machines that have been completely compromised without Norton making a peep.

    US companies suck at malware detection. I've found the eastern European companies to be among the best.

    1. Re:No surprise here... by psycho+chic · · Score: 1

      agreed. when i had norton antivirus, i found that it attacked my system rather then assisted it. perhaps you could make an alternate recommendation based on your own experience?

    2. Re:No surprise here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard good things about Avast and AVG. Both free for personal use IIRC.

    3. Re:No surprise here... by Radi-0-head · · Score: 1

      If you want free, Avast is excellent, as is AVG. I currently prefer Avast as it seems to have a higher malware/spyware (read "not virus or worm") detection rate than AVG, and isn't quite as "cartoony" in the UI.

    4. Re:No surprise here... by TubeSteak · · Score: 1, Redundant
      US companies suck at malware detection. I've found the eastern European companies to be among the best.
      Eastern European companies...

      You mean... companies in the former Soviet BLOC?

      Because we all know, that in Soviet Russia, malware detects you!
      --
      [Fuck Beta]
      o0t!
    5. Re:No surprise here... by bcat24 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of Soviet malware detecting YOU!

    6. Re:No surprise here... by rdoger6424 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      In Soviet Russia, Cliché use- right.

      --
      "Hello 911? I just tried to toast some bread, and the toaster grew an arm and stabbed me in the face!"
    7. Re:No surprise here... by MickDownUnder · · Score: 1

      They're probably the best because they build in protection into their Antivirus Software before they release their viruses.... giving viral marketing a whole new meaning.

    8. Re:No surprise here... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      McAfee is no wonder of the western world, either.

      Back in the days of yore, when DOS machines roamed the earth, the vast majority of really creative viruses came from eastern Europe (one reason I heard for this was that these viruses were targeted at disabling the remains of their Soviet overlords). So it makes sense that people living at Virus Ground Zero would develop frontline expertise at protecting themselves from said viruses.

      Tho one does have to wonder how many eastern European virus-writing kiddies grew up to become eastern European antivirus experts. :)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    9. Re:No surprise here... by caffeination · · Score: 1

      There's too much politics in proprietary American software these days. Patriot-Act-induced backdoors, AV companies letting Sony's rootkit through, Microsoft (yeah, just the one word). Sure, FOSS is political, but at least the politics there is to be found in the mailing lists, not the code.

    10. Re:No surprise here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only a windows user could reccommend a security product based on the ui.

    11. Re:No surprise here... by caudron · · Score: 3, Funny

      US companies suck at malware detection. I've found the eastern European companies to be among the best.

      Sure, the author is always gonna best know how to uninstall his app.

      --
      -Tom
    12. Re:No surprise here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Write viruses
      2. Sell anti-virus for these viruses
      3. PROFIT!
      4. Sell stock in said anti-virus company
      5. PROFITx1000!!!
      6. Retire in very much comfort.

    13. Re:No surprise here... by Egregius · · Score: 1

      Funny, Eastern European companies used to be the ones excelling at writing viruses as well. :)
      (And indeed, some of the viruswriters have gone off to form their own anti-virus companies)

    14. Re:No surprise here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ofcourse the us companies have to deal with harsh spying laws and enable a lot of government backdoors...

    15. Re:No surprise here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in the US, we run things the way we run our War On Terror. We throw money and power at people who don't do anything, and then we proclaim victory. The incompetent lying bastards who thought of the whole deal then develop a reputation for being good at what they completely failed to do.

    16. Re:No surprise here... by Physician · · Score: 1

      That's because the Eastern European countries make the malware.

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  10. What's wrong with this article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep trying to rtfa, but for some reason Firefox keeps closing. I better run my Norton system check.

  11. time for a nick change by sven_eee · · Score: 1


    does this mean that I have to change my nick to "startkeylogger"

    [sVen]

    1. Re:time for a nick change by Deltaanime · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep, that works quite nicely.

      I've confirmed on my network that the following will kick some serious ass:

      - simply saying it in a channel
      - adding it to the beginning of a topic (meaning if a user simply does a /list, or /join's, they'll get kicked out)
      - changing your name to it
      - Quit messages

      It may also cause issues in PM's, notices, but have yet to confirm with that.

      We ended up just adding text filters for any spot where the text can occur, something like this (since we're on UnrealIRC):

      /spamfilter add cpnNPqat block - Norton_Exploit (start|stop)keylogger

      Something to that affect.

      It was a real annoyance on our network, ended up kicking some people out over it.

      ~Francisco

    2. Re:time for a nick change by Myria · · Score: 1

      What would be even better is something in the IRC server that automatically added two control-B's (0x02's) between the words "start" and "keylogger", or anything similar. Then you don't ban people for using it, and prevent it from working.

      --
      "Screw Sun, cross-platform will never work. Let's move on and steal the Java language." - Visual J++ Product Manager
    3. Re:time for a nick change by Deltaanime · · Score: 1

      Well the way the spamfilter i wrote works, is that if a user tries to run it, it'll block the text and give the user back a message, in this case "Norton Exploit" :) ~Francisco

    4. Re:time for a nick change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Well the way the spamfilter i wrote works, is that if a user tries to run it, it'll block the text and give the user back a message, in this case "Norton Exploit" :) ~Francisco"

      That ends up being an even better retaliation if the person trying to use the exploit also uses Norton... ;)

  12. Only one thing to say about that... by Cutriss · · Score: 1

    Connection reset by peer.

    --
    "Mod, mod, mod...and another troll bites the dust."
    1. Re:Only one thing to say about that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehe. Good protection scheme!

    2. Re:Only one thing to say about that... by YCrCb · · Score: 1

      I had nothing to do with this!

      Real Name: Michael Peer

      ha ha ha ha

  13. Um. by daeg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hate Norton products. They are incredibly bloated, offer no technical documentation, and literally take over a system once installed. Have you ever tried to uninstall a Norton product? They are as bad as the viruses, worms, and trojans they claim to protect against.

    1. Re:Um. by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

      yes, i have. though i don't have much experience beyond their corperate antivirus which hasn't caused any problems installing or uninstalling. they do offer a utility called SymNRT that can help most people.

  14. Doesn't affect me by GAATTC · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have Symantec's Norton Firewall and when I type startkeylogge

    1. Re:Doesn't affect me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It submits to slashdot?

      That would explain alot of the script kiddy garbage at -1.

    2. Re:Doesn't affect me by mynameismonkey · · Score: 1

      best laugh I had all day, thank you.

      --
      -- Religion is not an exact science
  15. Impressive by JSmooth · · Score: 0, Troll

    Not sure how I feel about this one. On the one hand anyone still using NAV should probably NOT be hanging out in IRC channels. On the other hand, what the heck is IRC? Isn't that kinda like rotary phones? Who still uses IRC besides warez groups and pron seekers?

    1. Re:Impressive by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Funny

      OTOH if you want to quickly get ahold of a random asshole, and you don't live in NYC, it's really the only solution.

      --
      Literalism isn't a form of humor, it's you being irritating.
    2. Re:Impressive by general_re · · Score: 1

      "Where am I gonna find an asshole...around here...at this hour?"

      --
      ABSURDITY, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
    3. Re:Impressive by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 1

      You seemed to have forgotten about most online games, its almost a sure thing that you will meet an asshole on any game server.

    4. Re:Impressive by DeadChobi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hang out with friends from high school on IRC. MSN and AIM suck for that, because you have to initiate contact. On IRC, all you do is type something, and all your friends see it. If they want to respond, they can. With modern IM's, when you initiate contact it's at the other person's inconvenience. You can leave a copy of XiRCON or mIRC minimized and idle 24/7. If you want to talk to people, just pop it up and you've got a convenient-for-both-parties instant line of communication. This is in contrast to instant messengers, which steal focus and make annoying sounds.

      --
      SRSLY.
    5. Re:Impressive by clymere · · Score: 2, Informative
      irc.freenode.net irc.oftc.net

      thats just for starters

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      once you go slack, you never go back
    6. Re:Impressive by lotrtrotk · · Score: 1

      Was going to say the exact same thing. You beat me to it.

    7. Re:Impressive by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

      IM = one to one
      IRC = one to many

      (Disclaimer: Yes, I know MSN et al can do multiperson chats, but IRC is much, much better at it, with fine-tuned controls and access levels.)

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      It's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don't want and get it.
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    8. Re:Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who still uses IRC besides warez groups and pron seekers?

      I'm sorry, what else is there on the internet?

    9. Re:Impressive by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Additionally, most IRC clients have scripting capabilities, making IRC a valuable tool for roleplayers who just can't get a group going in their area. I have a weekly IRC roleplaying session and while it's not perfect it's far better than nothing.

      Also, IRC is extremely easy to interface with. Open a socket, write some data to it and bang, you've got yourself an IRC client. This ease of use makes it great for when you need a simple method for network communication. Which is exactly why malware authors love it.

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      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
    10. Re:Impressive by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      I'm the main admin for a small irc network. It's a place where a group of people can get together and chat, play games, make fun of each other, etc. All this in an environment we as a group have control over. If someone misbehaves, there's sanctions, and the possibility of permanent removal. Add to that the ability to script, the fact that the servers and services are entirely OS and thus adaptable to one's wishes in any way possible.

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    11. Re:Impressive by Krunch · · Score: 1

      You might be interested in Jabber's Multi-User Chat which let people join "chat rooms" on any Jabber server. One of the interesting features it has over IRC is the "history discussion delivery on join".

      BTW, you can connect to Jabber (and most IM services) through any IRC client.

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      No GNU has been Hurd during the making of this comment.
    12. Re:Impressive by Devistater · · Score: 1

      Where would one find something like that? IRC channel for paper RPGs?

    13. Re:Impressive by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Good question. The one I play in was founded by me and a couple guys scattered all across Germany who couldn't find a local group either. If you know people who like to roleplay and who don't have anyone to roleplay with but who are too far away to meet in the real world you might be able to start a channel. If you don't... Hmm, forums? If you are in some kind of forum-based web community it might be a good idea to just start a thread.

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      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
  16. But they just did... by TCQuad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now, if we could only get the skript kiddies to put their minds to something productive...

    Since IRC is mostly a time-killer, wouldn't something that knocks people off of it be considered productive?

  17. Bash.org by complete+loony · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of a bash.org quote (can't find it atm) that looked like someone was disconnected by an obsene language filter every time someone in the channel swore.
    "Wait so everytime someone says **** he gets disconnected?"
    "Quit ..."
    "Join ..."
    etc...

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    1. Re:Bash.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Bash.org by Junta · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.bash.org/?13213

      Fun keyword filtering.

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      XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
    3. Re:Bash.org by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      undernet #computers had an autokick script for a while. We had one guy with an unhealthy potato obsession, any time anyone said the word "potato" the idiot got kicked.

    4. Re:Bash.org by returnoftheyeti · · Score: 1

      Wow! I remember that potato dude. He used to get pised when I sang "hey ho, I'm from Idaho"

    5. Re:Bash.org by Matt_R · · Score: 1

      I still think the best bash.org autokick quote is this one

    6. Re:Bash.org by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 1

      I here that you can disable the Norton AV scanning in MIRC by hitting "Alt-F4".

      Ducks

      BBH

    7. Re:Bash.org by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      I've frequented several Christian channels and I was amused to see one channel that had an autoboot for anybody who tried to spam the channel with that particular verse. You'd get booted and it'd say, "Please go ride the donkey elsewhere."

      --
      Virtue finds and chooses the mean.
      Aristotle, Ethica Nichomachea
  18. Best Part of This + Fix for Problem by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 4, Informative

    It doesn't have to be spoken text. If an incoming packet is caught by norton firewall with a keyword in it, the connection is closed reguardless of where it is.

    Which means you can change your nick to one of the words.

    Or even more devlishly, put it in your ident where noone will notice it. Your speech will be so powerful it will knock people off the internet. Or is it your breath...

    PS: Another keyword that works is "stopspy", which is more useful for idents. I don't normally take advantage of stuff like this but it's too good to pass up.

    To redeem myself, I will mention that you can work around this by turning off some filter called "Spybot keylogger" or something under advanced options.

    1. Re:Best Part of This + Fix for Problem by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      PS: Another keyword that works is "stopspy", which is more useful for idents. I don't normally take advantage of stuff like this but it's too good to pass up.
      That's rich.

      I'm getting such a kick out of joining big channels and watching people drop one after the other.

      I feel like such a bastard :O)
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      [Fuck Beta]
      o0t!
    2. Re:Best Part of This + Fix for Problem by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      Or even more devlishly, put it in your ident where noone will notice it

      Writing out a line in IRC only transmits your nick and the line itself to users in the channel. So putting 'stopspy' as your email address or as your uname won't work unless someone whoises you or does a /list on the channel. But perhaps some IRC clients will automatically /whois all users in a channel when you join -- but it's not part of IRC's underlying behavior.

    3. Re:Best Part of This + Fix for Problem by TubeSteak · · Score: 2

      Note to self: I am a bastard and got banned from an EFnet server.

      Even though I had already cleared the channel of any Norton users, it was funny to watch people joining #xbox and get kick banned for trying startkeylogger & stopkeylogger.

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      o0t!
    4. Re:Best Part of This + Fix for Problem by Random832 · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. It transmits the ident and host with every line of text, irc clients just hide it.

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  19. Victim. by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

    This happened to me the night it was "revealed." Appearently I had gotten kicked out of freenode about 20 or so times (because my client is set to rejoin), and I found myself banned in about half of the channels. It's all cleaned up now, though. Needless to say, it was the final nail in the coffin for me.

    --
    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."
    1. Re:Victim. by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

      I'd also like to add that this was fixed like, a week or two ago. I thought Slashdot was only 24 hours behind...

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      "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."
    2. Re:Victim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all cleaned up now, though. Needless to say, it was the final nail in the coffin for me.

      Meaning you got rid of Norton or stopped going to IRC? It's kind of a toss-up between which was the better option...

  20. That's funny... by Yellow+Crane · · Score: 1

    ...I don't care who you are!

    Heheh, seriously, it would be interesting to search for other "key" words that trigger a response from antivirus programs. Anyone else heard of or found other such triggers?

    --

    "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

    -Gandhi

    1. Re:That's funny... by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1
      --
      "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."
  21. Doesn't work most of the time from what i've seen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I leave IRC on almost all the time. I have Norton AntiVirus Corporate Edition. I have never been kicked off when I've seen this.

    This morning: [07:03:20] startkeylogger

    Nothing.

  22. Filters on EFnet and DALnet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are NO filters on DALnet or EFnet. This is just a hoax; the ircops are banning people individually for flooding popular channels.

    In related news, there are NO other words that do this to kick people off. This is just a heuristic detection which only features those two words ("startkeylogger" and "stopkeylogger"), and would only require a single update to take it out. Also, you won't find any of those strings in the executable.

  23. irc server errors by sven_eee · · Score: 1

    When I try to login to a irc server I'm getting
    "Due to abnormally high throughput, our site is currently offline."
    or
    "Server Full"
    Would I be wrong if I said half of slashdot maybe connecting to irc
    server and trying to test this out like me

    1. Re:irc server errors by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      Well this news is like a week old (when it was first out there was only one Google result for startkeylogger, the article in question) so I'm guessing the majority of people who were hit have turned off their firewall or turned off the specific filter that causes the problem.

  24. Let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    By mimicking the activities of spyware software, you trigger an anti-spyware response from a piece of security software.

    ...and this is news? Must be a slow news day.

    1. Re:Let me get this straight... by Kangburra · · Score: 1
      a piece of security software
      No, this affects Norton's, which no-one outside of the Symantec buidling would acknowledge as a security product.
      --
      Common sense is not so common
    2. Re:Let me get this straight... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      It's news when the mimmicking is done on the SERVER end.

      Think about it. It's like having your A/V software wipe your browser cache clear when you bring up a webpage with the word "klez" or "zobot" in the page.

      --
      Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
    3. Re:Let me get this straight... by caffeination · · Score: 1

      No, the news is that an extreme false positive in some expensive software can be put to hilarious use at the expense of the little brothers of the internet.

      I'm surprised to see someone rolling out this particular troll on a topic like this, one which epitomises news for nerds.

  25. Thanks alot! by Spiffness · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stupid slashdot! Great, now its public. I've had so much fun the last 2 weeks joining channels like 'teenlink69' and 'cyberz' on big networks and using the command.

    Its good times watching 10-15 people drop at a time in the huge channels.

    But now the fun will quickly disapear, thanks to slashdot. DOH!

    1. Re:Thanks alot! by shish · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because 50 year old truck drivers pretending to be 12 year old lesbians use slashdot to keep their virus defenition lists up to date 9_9

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      I mod down anyone who says "I will be modded down for this", regardless of the rest of their comment
  26. Re:Doesn't work most of the time from what i've se by GrenDel+Fuego · · Score: 1

    According to the story, it happens with Symantec's Norton Firewall and Norton Internet Security Suites. That's different than Norton Anti-virus.

  27. Yep, that's that by WWWWolf · · Score: 2, Informative

    I saw this happening on #wikipedia a day or three ago. Someone with user/hostname like startkeylogger@....gnauk.co.uk showed up, and bang, a Norton user dropped off line.

    I really couldn't believe any people would implement this sort of silliness in firewall/antivirus in this day and age. This was a "feature" of some censorware packages a few years back, I really hoped the folks would have wisened up. It's silly if you try to censor stuff, it's twice as silly if it goes under the guise of computer security.

  28. You are mistaken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... a couple keystrokes can completely disable our protection.

    When the affected machine receives the command, the Norton product starts the protection: disconnecting from the channel so that the worm issuing the command can't do its damage.

    Not distinguishing between a person typing the keyword and a worm issuing it as a command is rather unfortunate (would such a distinction be possible?) and maybe Symantec should try out another methodology, but it's certainly not "incredibly insecure" or "really scary" as you suggest. If you're going to spread that kind of FUD, get your facts straight.

    1. Re:You are mistaken by Reverend528 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shouldn't norton know if the machine is infected and not terminate the connection when the malware isn't present?

    2. Re:You are mistaken by Sinbios · · Score: 1

      My guess is that it looks for the malware by matching that keyword.

      --
      Anyone can "stand up for what they believe", but it takes a very brave individual to change what they believe. - Loundry
    3. Re:You are mistaken by thedletterman · · Score: 1

      Spybot has thousands of variants. No anti-virus software can detect this virus by a signature, and I wouldn't be surprised if we see a hundred variants of this virus with a new command set by the end of the summer.

      --
      Any fool can criticise, condemn, and complain, and most fools do. - Benjamin Franklin
    4. Re:You are mistaken by makomk · · Score: 1

      It could be worse - they could change it so that, instead of using a keyword to enable/disable keylogging, it uses any phrase with a particular set of properties (hopefully sufficiently general that the false positive rate would be prohibitive).

      Hmmm... I ought to patent that. Oh well...

  29. And this is a problem is it? by Gleenie · · Score: 1

    Why is this news? The software is doing exactly what it's supposed to. If you don't like that feature, turn it off. Be exposed to the risks.

    In my humble opinion, the fault here lies with the script kiddies, not Symantec's software.

    --
    -- Your mother uses Emacs.
    1. Re:And this is a problem is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If you don't like that feature, turn it off.

      Most users don#t know about it. That's usually WHY the installed such a crap.

      > Be exposed to the risks.

      What risks? The only risk is that feature if turned on.

      > In my humble opinion, the fault here lies with the script kiddies, not
      > Symantec's software.

      Isn't it exactly the software which introduces the error?

    2. Re:And this is a problem is it? by oasisweb · · Score: 1

      Why is this news? The software is doing exactly what it's supposed to. If you don't like that feature, turn it off. Be exposed to the risks.

      Now that's some weird logic. How about I just block your internet connection for you? I guarantee you'll be 100% safe from outside intrusion! And then if you don't like the feature you can just turn it off! Be exposed to the risks! Isn't that great!

      No, actually, what the software is really supposed to do is ensure that nothing will happen when startkeylogger is received through IRC.

  30. Some servers filter these already by cojsl · · Score: 3, Informative

    I get "Message blocked: Exploiting Norton bug" on my favorite channel if I type in either command

    1. Re:Some servers filter these already by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Change your ident.

      --
      I can throw myself at the ground, and miss.
  31. This is why 2600 is awesome by ejd003 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Try to join #2600 on irc.2600.net before reading this article. Shit, probably too late.

  32. It does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It mods the user -1, Redundant on Slashdot.

  33. Symantec=problems by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    I quit using symantec products back in the win98 days. I kind of feel sorry for Peter Norton for still having his name attached to a POS program like their suite. I tried to remove NAV from a computer for a friend of mine do to problems it created. I like to never got it removed.

    1. Re:Symantec=problems by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Once upon a time The Norton Utilities were one of my favorites (this is going back to dos and win3.1x days) not anymore.
          Last time (a couple years ago) I tried them out it was a total waste. It loaded several 'drivers' and huge background processes, and there wasn't even a sector/hex editor one could use to examine files in odd formats, .
          Mcaffee has gone the same way as well. Thier "anti" virus program was as bad as some viruses, unpossible to turn off without a full uninstall (which means to use it again you needed to re-install and re-register) and caused all sorts of mischief with other programs, especially drm'd software (to malwares fight it out and the 'owner' looses).

      Mycroft

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  34. echo j by Paralizer · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of another one of Symantec's annoying habits. If the echoj string is anywhere in a file trying to be access Norton considers that file "infected". Symantec doesn't seem to have very good detection algorithms, they search for string literals and that's it? Hmm..

    1. Re:echo j by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      I just tried this out and it didn't come up as being infected.

      --

      -]Phreak Out[-
    2. Re:echo j by mzwaterski · · Score: 1

      Your logic doesn't really make sense. Just because they search for string literals doesn't mean that they don't search for other things. It doesn't even imply that.

  35. Hehe by kernelpanicked · · Score: 2, Funny

    I never thought I would intentionally go into a room full of Windows users on IRC, but I'm soooo all over this

    --
    Ubuntu: If at first you don't succeed, blindly slap a sudo in front of it
  36. I've found some. by krappie · · Score: 1

    I've found some, but not on the Norton firewall level. Not many ISPs do, but some certain ISPs make use of network filtering devices. They can monitor packets in real time and filter out certain things. All you have to do is find one of the filters they're using on port 6667 and make a message look like that.

    I've even found some that are only exploitable if the IRC server sends it directly to the user. However, most filters wont check for the newline before the IRC message, so simply sending someone a message containing something that looks like an irc client exploit can work and they drop offline.

    I wont give any examples though. I've left that as an exercise for the reader.

  37. Security by typical · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For a company that purports to "improve" your computer's security, Symantec clearly doesn't have much by way of policy on what actions can be taken based on untrusted data.

    This is not the first "personal firewall" product to be attackable, either. BlackICE has had its time up on Slashdot, as well as other packages.

    "Personal firewalls" do little to improve computer security, and do add overhead, complexity, and their own collection of security problems.

    The real fix is to not start servers that you don't trust to be solid listening for traffic from your computer. Microsoft does (irritatingly) have a collection of servers running by default (unless SP2 disabled or blocked access to them -- dunno).

    Worrying about personal firewalls, trying to treat NAT as a "security enhancer", etc...it's all crazy. Just don't open the holes in the computer in the first place and you don't have to worry about it.

    --
    Any program relying on (nontrivial) preemptive multithreading will be buggy.
  38. Welcome to three weeks ago by FKnight · · Score: 0

    Glad to see Slashdot's up on the latest news.

  39. I was wondering why couldnt I see Slashdot.... by MTO_B. · · Score: 1

    Ugh, I had to turn off my Norton firewall & antivirus to be able to read Slashdot...
    Some mean editor decided to place the trigger words in the article text!!!

    ( lol )

    1. Re:I was wondering why couldnt I see Slashdot.... by startkeylogger · · Score: 1

      I hope you're kidding - the keyword on a web page triggers the firewall? Mind you, a guy could have some fun if he started using it widely.

    2. Re:I was wondering why couldnt I see Slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick! Add startkeylogger to the X-Bender: in the header!

    3. Re:I was wondering why couldnt I see Slashdot.... by MTO_B. · · Score: 1

      I was kidding, that's the reason I put "lol" at the bottom of the post. :-)
      I thought it would be pretty funny.

  40. Laputan Machine. by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    Obligatory Deus Ex...

    1. Re:Laputan Machine. by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 1

      I am not a machiNO CARRIER

  41. IRC just got so much better by kernelpanicked · · Score: 2, Funny

    (kernelpanicked) startkeylogger

    [quux(n=bryan@pdpc/supporter/sustaining/quuxo)] please don't do it again

    (kernelpanicked) no problem, startkeylogger

    *tear* It's like christmas for UNIX geeks has come early

    --
    Ubuntu: If at first you don't succeed, blindly slap a sudo in front of it
  42. Not only does it work... by Monkeys!!! · · Score: 2, Informative

    *** (G) Banned from AustNet: This address has been used for deliberately try to disconnect others. (CET0603030304).

    Frak.

    In summary, be careful with this.

    1. Re:Not only does it work... by Talez · · Score: 1

      Yep. Got banned too.

      Apparently if you try and prank #melbourne they get kinda pissed off about this :(

      I sent a polite email to help@austnet.org apologising but I don't expect to be let back in.

      Ah well.

    2. Re:Not only does it work... by Hosiah · · Score: 1
      In summary, be careful with this.

      Maybe the rest of you have to be careful, but I despise chat anyway, haven't stuck my head in a room in five years and don't expect to in five more. I just tried it on Quakenet #windows and got kicked and a bot started flooding me "st0p being 1ame U r3tard!!!!111" You don't suppose they're just a teeny bit sensitive about this by now, do you?

  43. Re: Symantec = HUGE problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Symantec products are garbaaaaahhhhge. You have to say it with the proper accent. Just saying garbage does not express the problem with the proper emphasis.

  44. Why I never! by uofitorn · · Score: 1

    An IPS is subject to a denial of service attack? This has been considered a disadvantage of IPSs in general since the earliest days they were available.

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  45. apology by murderlegendre · · Score: 1

    Oops, my bad.

    Anyway, welcome to our side. As a convert, you will be appointed to the Jannisary guard of Slashdot, and equipped with a +5 Wand of Windows Bashing (Special powers: Reloads upon posting comment).

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  46. This isn't a problem... by trelf · · Score: 1

    ...My university blocks all IRC.

    1. Re:This isn't a problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you dig a tunnel. google tunnel+ssh for the win.

    2. Re:This isn't a problem... by trelf · · Score: 1

      You're assuming I have a host somewhere to tunnel to. Can't just dig a tunnel anywhere. If I had a host to tunnel to, I would. I'd love to use Bit Torrent or Direct Connect as well, but alas.

  47. Re:Doesn't work most of the time from what i've se by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

    Specifically, it's caught by the Intrusion Detection System, a part of Norton Internet Ssecurity.

    --
    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."
  48. Did we forget... by Wrathernaut · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A couple of things of note I haven't seen addressed:

    Why not just remove the text from incoming packets, leaving the rest intact?
    If the purpose of your software is to keep malware off the computer, why the **** do you need this feature in the first place?

    Programming may be tough to learn, but common sense appears to be impossible.

    1. Re:Did we forget... by dotgain · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Because, and in case this "news" hasn't made it obvious, Symantec is *fucking stupid*. It needs a special place in the hall of shame for being a piece of crap that supposedly keeps you secure, yet opens an attack channel in the process.

      Great work, guys, fucking great.

  49. And now, ladies and gentlemen... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Type "start" and "key" and "logger" together and something funny happens!
    <n00b>startkeylogger
    * n00b has Quit IRC (G-Lined - Banned from AustNet: This address has been used for deliberately try to disconnect others)
    <user1>ROFLMAO!
    <user2>Dude, stop doing that
    <user1>Don't worry, he won't do it again
    <user2>LOL!

  50. will this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    73746172746b65796c6f67676572

  51. Channel name by phorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about if you put one of the keywords in the channel name, how would affected machines behave on getting a listing or joining the channel?

    1. Re:Channel name by kars · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or setting your nick to startkeylogger..

      --
      Take life easy: one bit at a time.
  52. Reminds me of another IRC trick to have fun with.. by trevorgensch · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I was bored on IRC sometimes I used to visit a random, well populated channel I would simply type

    "Press ALT-F4 now to gain instant access to my ratio free, unlimited download porn fserve"

    And then sit back and watch the amount of nicks reduce by less than half.

  53. hey!!! :( by Premo_Maggot · · Score: 1

    Preeeemo stopkeylogger * #isohunt :Message blocked: Norton Bug

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    Good karma sticks to me like velcro on a piece of plexiglass.
    Move along, citizen.
  54. norton has got to be the least secure virus produc by Blymie · · Score: 4, Informative


    Why?

    Because you have to run Norton as the administrator, if you want updates. You *used* to be able to get around this, by installing Norton as an admin, then setting up a cron (scheduled tasks :P ) to do the updates. However, Norton actually *disabled* the ability to do this in its latest versions. For the last year or so, you MUST run Norton as the administrator to get updates. Put another way, you have to log in once a day as administrator, or you never receive virus updates.

    Lame? Yes, it is. Their techincal support staff find nothing odd about this, and their sales staff try to sell you an inordinately expensive "professional" product which does allow you to run as a normal user, and have updates occur without logging in as admin every 5 minutes. This is just sad. Every XP user should be running as a non-admin. Norton should be *encouraging* that.

    I thought these people were trying to *help* security? The last thing I want anyone to do, is run as administrator on an XP box. Sure, you don't get the same level of security that you do under Linux, when one runs as a normal user, but it's still *very preferable* to run as a non-admin user for your day to day tasks, under XP.

    There are so many "business" class products that don't understand such a simple concept. I've seen income tax software that must be run as the admin user under XP. Anti-virus software though??! That's just absurd.

  55. wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep trying to reply to this comment and I get disconnected, what gives?

  56. They sort of have to be by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Since, in order to fight the malware, they have to operate at the same ring level it does.

  57. We did this too. by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, one of the worms was causing my ISP's Wireless network no end of trouble. While our wirless at the time had plenty of download bandwidth, upload bandwidth is always at a premium. Our solution was to simply immediately terminate the active connection whenever the text string was seen in a packet. It worked smashing, we had a log of whomever was infected, their upload bandwidth was curtailed, and in general it kept our network running yet another day.

    The catch, of course, was it worked TOO well. It stopped the worm emails from coming in or out, but it also made it impossible to get the rest of your mail (as you could never get past that particular email, our server would kill the connection instantly), couldn't read any news websites (as they invariably had the text string on them as well), couldn't talk about the worm, etc.

    I forget which worm it was (the I Love You one or Sasser, I think) but it was rather humourous. Worked great, though

  58. Bitcom too by Reziac · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember the old Bitcom for DOS? if you were reading messages on a BBS, and if in one of those messages you encountered the phrase "NO CARRIER", Bitcom would helpfully hang up the modem!

    --
    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    1. Re:Bitcom too by GweeDo · · Score: 1

      Your comment hung up my modem!!!

    2. Re:Bitcom too by Omaze · · Score: 1

      Half duplex terminals printed data sent to the modem on the local terminal. Full duplex terminals only printed data received from the modem on the local terminal. Once connected the only reason why you ever saw anything you typed is because it was echoed back by the remote modem. There was not a single Hayes compatible modem that I owned that ever responded to +++ or AT command strings that didn't originate from the local terminal.

      Either the parents here owned some seriously brain damaged modems or there's an urban myth being propagated.

      --
      The government itself is not stealing your liberties. Their new programs are enabling criminals who will.
    3. Re:Bitcom too by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Dang... whoda thunk someone would still be using Bitcom in this day and age?

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    4. Re:Bitcom too by DjReagan · · Score: 1


      I used to encapsulate the "+++ATH0" into the data segment of a ICMP ping packet - it would get echoed back by the tcp stack - thus traveling in both directions.

      Remember also that the above posts are talking about messages posted on a bbs. At some point the bbs has to display that message to callers, so the BBS host computer will originate the +++ATH string to its own modem, hanging up the BBS end, rather than the end user's modem.

      --
      "When I grow up, I want to be a weirdo"
  59. don't try this at home.... by spoop · · Score: 1

    Naturally, I had to try this. So, I went on #eztv on efnet. I figured on a channel with roughly 800 people, someone had to get kicked. So, I typed startkeylogger, hoping someone would get kicked. Turns out it was me. Kickbanned. By a BOT!!! GD people must have done this so much before. Just a warning.

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    I blame geof's speakers.
  60. ROFLMAO!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And these are the same people who are insisting that my Mac isn't safe unless I'm using their products? Oh, you can't write jokes like that!

    Memo to Symantec: I think I'd rather keep taking my chances with nothing, but thanks for playing.

  61. bash.org/?622164 by Scott+Swezey · · Score: 1

    !echo startkeylogger

    --
    Scott Swezey
    1. Re:bash.org/?622164 by Scott+Swezey · · Score: 1

      Doh, the correct subject should have been: http://bash.org/?178890

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      Scott Swezey
  62. Lost in translation by billcopc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The sad thing about this is Norton users will blame everything but their software. In reality, it's Norton's software that sucks, and has sucked since the dawn of Win95. The last product that still commands respect in my nostalgia is Norton Utilities 8.0 for DOS. Every Windows-based Norton app has been prettyfied useless crap.

    Hell, I'm using a free antivirus because it gets right to the point. No pretty 3-inch wide tray monitor, no HTMLized interface (that crashes the HTML engine half the time), nothing but virus scanning thank you very much. Firewall ? Comes with Windows, does the job just fine for me. I've got linux for my "important" network in the closet.

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    -Billco, Fnarg.com
    1. Re:Lost in translation by inKubus · · Score: 1

      I recommend the Symantec AV Corporate Edition. Never a problem, runs fast, highly configurable, and you can set up a managed server and push it out to clients. And managed clients never know it's running because it runs as a hidden service.

      --
      Cool! Amazing Toys.
    2. Re:Lost in translation by chawly · · Score: 1

      Yes - all you have to do is pay for it (or, of course, "take it home from work") Those of us who want to neither must find another solution.

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      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
    3. Re:Lost in translation by chawly · · Score: 1

      Would you mind sharing the name of your antivirus solution ? Thanks

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  63. What about IM by trogdor8667 · · Score: 1

    If you sent someone a message on AIM or Y! with these commands in them, what happens then?

    1. Re:What about IM by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 1

      Or what if you sent them a flood of UDP 53 DNS responses (fake replys) with this in the contents? I wondered why NAV was under $20 on NewEgg the other day, now I know.

  64. I tried it by strikethree · · Score: 1

    I tried this on a largish (~200 clients) irc channel on EFNet. Nobody dropped off the network. Are they all patched or have all of them removed Norton from their system?

    strike

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    "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
  65. Peter Norton was my savior by lurking · · Score: 1

    many times back in the mid to late 80's....... I dread to think what he thinks about where symantec has taken it now. Pete you where the best!

    1. Re:Peter Norton was my savior by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      I agree with the thought. I'm a tech in a white box store and have removed various incarnations of Norton from 40+ boxes in the last 3 months. Most were infected with one of the Norton virus written last year and just wouldn't work. Norton 2004 and earlier causes problems with SP2, normally you loose internet ability completely. Kill Norton, enable SP2 firewall and everything works again. I take more virus and trojans off boxes with Norton "protection" on them than all the rest put together.

      AT home I use Suse 10 for serious work and Win for games, thats about all it's good for.

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    2. Re:Peter Norton was my savior by nsmike · · Score: 1

      Let me introduce you to my main man, Edgar!

  66. Re:norton has got to be the least secure virus pro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    >Every XP user should be running as a non-admin. Norton should be *encouraging* that.


    I agree with the first sentence, but the second doesn't make sense for Norton. If you ran XP as a non-administrator, you wouldn't need their products as much.

  67. Re:norton has got to be the least secure virus pro by Pugzilla · · Score: 1

    when I find that norton guy Im gonna piss on his leg

  68. Thanks Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And just in case it was missed by you Google lovers, Google includes Norton in their "google pack," nice pick guys.

  69. Ok who else by RickPartin · · Score: 1

    immediately ran into his or her favorite IRC channel to try this out?

  70. I can't decide what's more interesting... by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This side effect of Norton's attempt to protect the user, or that Symantec thinks this is the best way to protect the user.

    I mean, if Norton is aware of a keylogger worm on IRC, wouldn't it make more sense to have Norton Internet Security kill the keylogger process or block the data the keylogger tries to send out? It is a firewall after all. Or, for Norton Antivirus to identify the keylogger and remove it as part of removing the worm. Would it not be part of the worm, and therefore something Norton is supposed to be removing, as part of the program's specified function?

    If stopping access to a service is how one should protect themselves from threats on it, maybe Norton should just block all TCP/IP traffic to prevent viruses, worms, and identity theft.

    Good thing the keylogger trigger wasn't "hello everyone".

  71. Workaround for that dumb +++ problem by Myria · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There actually was a simple workaround for that problem that almost all modems support. The standard command ATS2= sets which ASCII value is your modem escape code: the default value 33 is +.

    However, the value 255 was special: if you do ATS2=255, the +++ escape feature is disabled entirely. In this mode, you hang up by dropping the "terminal ready" bit on the serial port - something that can't be faked like +++. This has the disadvantage that you can't switch to command mode without hanging up, but that feature was rarely used (especially because data sent by the other side while in command mode gets dropped).

    This feature was frequently used by BBSs to stop this kind of thing from happening (IE, people doing +++ATH ATDT911).

    Meow,

    Melissa

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    "Screw Sun, cross-platform will never work. Let's move on and steal the Java language." - Visual J++ Product Manager
    1. Re:Workaround for that dumb +++ problem by petard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That worked. There was also a simpler work-around known as guard time. Basically, the modem would expect a counfigurable amount of DTE silence on either side of the escape sequence. This technique was patented by Hayes, who charged a healthy fee for it. So most budget modems suffered from the problem. Zyxel was one of the exceptions... they had some alternative technique that allowed them to avoid licensing the patent but still not suffer from this problem.

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      .sig: file not found
    2. Re:Workaround for that dumb +++ problem by Fulg · · Score: 1

      There was also a simpler work-around known as guard time. Basically, the modem would expect a counfigurable amount of DTE silence on either side of the escape sequence. This technique was patented by Hayes, who charged a healthy fee for it. So most budget modems suffered from the problem.

      Thanks for the insight. I've always wondered why people made such a fuss about +++ATH, because nothing ever happened for me. I thought it was just a lame joke, or an urban legend... It seems US Robotics just paid the license fee :)

      I remember USR modems would require a three-second pause after +++, otherwise the modem wouldn't drop to command mode. I think there was an Sx command to set the delay to whatever you wanted.

      Ah, memories of my Courier HST... :)

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      gcc: no input sig
    3. Re:Workaround for that dumb +++ problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ATDT911... I'm sorry, but that's really funny.

  72. Quality by Crouty · · Score: 1

    In closed source software it is not always easy to determine the quality of the underlying code. With Symantec stuff it's different. Every single one of them behaves strange, unexpected and/or different to standard conforming windows programs. Plus you get the usual bunch of auto-update-inform-me-spam-subscription options with defaults all wrong. I don't like their products, not a bit. I'm talking about PcAnywhere, Internet Security and Ghost.

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    On se Internetz nobody noes your German.
  73. Reflections on trusting trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    So, you say that you don't trust binaries from closed source companies?

    Turns out you can't even believe in binaries you have built yourself.

    Read this: http://www.acm.org/classics/sep95/

    (Not for the paranoid!!!)

  74. Drat, it's really all over! by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    This time I was trying it on chatjunkies and was autojoined to #xchat and before I could try it, somebody else joined and beat me to it! They got booted, too. Looks like the party's winding down...

  75. Irc servers do this too by jonfr · · Score: 1

    It appears that Irc channels do this too, i did test it in one irc channel. I got this.

    --- #[channel name removed] :Message blocked: Stop trying to exploit NAV, you lamer

  76. So let's get this straight... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    These are commands typically issued by the Spybot worm

    Symantec disconnects these without checking if there even is that process running first?

    And it also just doesn't make sure it's removed by doing its job as an antivirus?

    Is this saying Symantec can't detect if the Spybot worm is running or not, and simply disconnects at any symptom of the infection?? That doesn't look good...

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    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
  77. disable keylogger by drnoi · · Score: 0

    pressing up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start, and the "any key" will disable the keylogger feature.

  78. Re:norton has got to be the least secure virus pro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought these people were trying to *help* security?

    No, if security on Windows suddenly got any good, they would be out of work.

  79. Full list of commands by Octopuz · · Score: 1

    Yes there are more commands, as you can see here in google's cache (originally from a symantec.com report that is no longer available). Scroll down to Appendix A.

  80. More then Norton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems to go beyond Symantec. I'm running no Norton programs whatsoever, and shut down every concievable process I could, and I get kicked off by this. Very odd....

  81. Farking /keylogger by _Griphin_ · · Score: 1

    I kept getting nailed with it when I was on EFNet last week, so after getting mad about being kicked off all the time someone told me how to fix the bug/Norton. Problem is, now I've fixed the issue my Norton doesn't scan outgoing email anymore. Ah well... The things I do for IRC connectivity!

  82. With WoW too by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know if it's the same string (probably not), but Norton was idiotic enough to forbid WoW from accessing the network any more after it detected something in the stream of data that looked like an SQL Server exploit. Or something like that, I don't remember the exact message, since I was busy swearing when that happened. The fact that it was a different program, on a different port, _and_ the direction in which the "exploit" was transmitted was all wrong... well, that didn't stop Norton from helpfully trying to protect me.

    Also it didn't stop there, since thereafter their firewall was automatically configured to forbid access to the WoW client.

    Frankly, by now I'm thinking most of these "security products" are:

    1. unnecessary, if you have some clue, use a firewall, keep your system patched, and have enough brains to read pop-up messages before clicking "yes". None has yet detected a _real_ virus on my computers yet.

    2. about as effective as a condom with a hole in it when you actually need them: they just give you a false sense of security while you're getting screwed. The one time when I did intentionally play with a virus, Norton _didn't_ detect it. (Yes, it was intentional. I actually planned to let a system get virused while I download Sygate Personal Firewall, then reformat and reinstall.)

    Worse yet, there are plenty of viruses which disable them anyway. So if you did get a new virus (e.g., by not obeying point 1) before Symantec updates their signatures, chances are it will disable your antivirus anyway. So basically the only way to be sure you still have protection is... to not get virused in the first place, without its help. Does it sound superfluous yet?

    Worse yet, these "security products" lately have more exploits of their own than Windows has, basically just creating extra oportunities to get pwn3d by a script-kiddie. I know of at least one virus which did already spread through an overflow in a security product.

    3. Perhaps more importantly: good only for slowing the system down and creating annoying false positives.

    E.g., the WoW disconnect described above. (Though it would also fit in the "creating a new exploit" category described above.)

    E.g., I haven't had one yet which didn't pick on some innocent program on account that some bytes in it looked like they _could_ do something that _could_ be dangerous.

    E.g., heck, forget disconnecting from IRC for keylogger commands. At least one was idiotic enough to insist on deleting mIRC (both installed _and_ the installer) off my computer, because they thought IRC was a risk. And yes, you've read that right. Not because of detecting some possible problem in code, not because of knowing of an exploit in that particular mIRC version, etc. Just because of a retarded biased judgment call that mIRC is dangerous, and they wanted to protect me from that. (As a side-note: then why not also delete IE, if they're at deleting programs just because they think they _could_ be dangerous? I dare say it's got a worse track record than mIRC.)

    Etc.

    4. and even more importantly, most are worse than a virus in and by themselves. I don't think a virus or trojan even exists yet that slows down a computer worse than most of these "security solutions." You'd have to get several layers of them before a modest computer starts to crawl the way it does with Norton or McAffee on it.

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    1. Re:With WoW too by somersault · · Score: 1

      yep, it really does seem a joke that anti-virus in Windows is pretty much a requirement - and it though it's not actually included as part of the OS, Windows XP complains if you dont run any. This is actually the main reason I just decided to run Linux instead, since I wasnt playing any games anyway, and I'd prefer an OS that can take care of itself without a nanny anti-virus program having to check up on it to make sure it's not caught a cold..

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      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:With WoW too by Harik · · Score: 1

      I'm calling shenannigans. What AV program removed mIRC? That sounds suspiciously like 'Microsoft AV deletes firefox!'

    3. Re:With WoW too by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      "I'm calling shenannigans. What AV program removed mIRC? That sounds suspiciously like 'Microsoft AV deletes firefox!'"

      Much as I'd like to credit MS with something of that calibre, it's actually the G Data antivirus that insisted that mIRC is a horrible risk.

      At a wild guess, I don't think it really merits a comparison with MS deleting some competing product. Think Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice, that which is adequately explained by stupidity." I.e., I don't think G Data has some actual commercial interest in getting people off IRC. More like, well, that's what you get when you let a bunch of incompetent monkeys play with the signatures and heuristics rules files. But that's just a wild guess.

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      A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  83. Yes, I've had something similar before by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yep, I've been hit before by the exact same scenario you describe, although probably with a different string.

    So I'm playing WoW happily and suddenly I'm completely lagged (you know, those time-bubbles where you can run around, but not cast spells or receive any update from the server) and then disconnected. Better yet, when I try to reconnect, I can't.

    Turns out that something in that stream of binary data between the WoW server and the WoW client looked to Norton suspiciously like some old SQL Server exploit. Never mind that it wasn't even talking to the right program, on the right port, or in the right direction. So it helpfully took me offline, for my own good.

    Now as I've said, I have no clue exactly _what_ sequence of bytes triggered it there. Presumably something more SQL-like than this one. But I wouldn't be surprised if someone took the time to figure it out and broadcast it in a battleground match.

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    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    1. Re:Yes, I've had something similar before by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

      Norton can be a pain in the ass. specially if you run websites that features URLs(or images) with big numbers, like fx. a slashdot page url.
      Then you get to talk to people that thinks that one of your sites has transmitted their creditcard number or at least a part of it.

  84. RT41-BU ROUTER VULNERABLE by Uranium+-+235 · · Score: 1
    RT41-BU routers are ALSO affected by this, WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE USING NORTON.

    I was unable to figure out why I was being dumped by this, even though I had nothing Norton on my system whatsoever. After some trial and error, I was able to workaround the problem by simply plugging directly into my cable modem. When I switched back through the router, I began to get dumped by it again.

    The router version is RT41-BU - It is a Linksys brand that is typically sold in Best Buy simply as "Wired Broadband Router". Despite the fact that I set myself as DMZ host and did my best to disable all the router's security systems, it STILL was dumping me from this exploit.

    An easy way to know if you have an RT41-BU is simply by the IP you connect to the router. As far as I know, RT41-BUs are the only routers that use the IP "192.168.15.1".

    I hear rumors that Netgear routers are also affected by this, but cannot test nor confirm them.

  85. Re:Reminds me of another IRC trick to have fun wit by Alioth · · Score: 1

    If you want to do it more subtly, tell them to do Alt-Space then C. Even works with GNOME!

  86. Sony Rootkit, meet Norton Firewall by 50m31sl4sh. · · Score: 1

    Norton Firewall, meet Sony Rootkit.

    $sys$startkeylogger+++ATH
    NO CARRIER

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    Rediculous is ridiculous!
  87. Norton Suck Now by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    Norton was once a prestigous and vernable institution, who faithfully provided good, reliable service for years.

    Not Any More.

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    May the Maths Be with you!
  88. Why do viruses exempt themselves from .gov + .mil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do Symantec participate in government exercises, re 'Cyber Storm', and why do they have keyloggers built into their apps? Who really wrote the recent 'kama stura' worm that disables av software so eloquently?
    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO VIRUS!!!

  89. Re:Reminds me of another IRC trick to have fun wit by Tourney3p0 · · Score: 1

    Everyone in every chatroom ever does this. I don't think I've ever seen it work. Of course, assuming there's more than one person in there, 0 is in fact less than half.

  90. Darn, they already figured it out...no fun! by Lispy · · Score: 1

    You are now talking on ##windows
    --- Topic for ##windows is Unofficial Windows support and discussion channel. YES, we know about the keylogger thing, and it doesn't work, so please no experiments!

  91. Re:norton has got to be the least secure virus pro by db32 · · Score: 1

    What? This must be a home edition thing or some such. Every enterprise NAV setup I have seen doesn't require admin for virus updates, it happily updates on its own without any interaction. I wouldn't really know about the home user junk, I have never used NAV outside of enterpise situations, I choose not to use the junk for my own systems.

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    The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
  92. Virus + Antivirus? by woolio · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that anti-virus efforts should only be half of Symantec's work... Isn't in their shareholders' interest to also write viruses [without being caught]? They must either be really really good at reverse engineering binaries, or a few of the big ones were theirs... (How do they know the date and time that a virus will strike?)

  93. It does disable protection, by introducing a flaw by saskboy · · Score: 1

    It might not shut down protection, but it does enact a DoS attack on your IRC client, so Norton actually introduces the flaw in security, hence it does disable natural protection from plain text in IRC. That's pretty damn bad.

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    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  94. Ahhh, the old dayz by gothzilla · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of irc in the old days. If you changed your nick to "com1" and sent someone a message, when they messaged you back their pc locked up. Supposedly their pc would try and send data to their com1 port and screw things up.
    There used to be lots of fun things you could do on irc to be mean to people. Of course, telling people that alt-f4 gives ops still works sometimes too.

    1. Re:Ahhh, the old dayz by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      Ah, yes. comn, lptn, aux, prn or any of the several other reserved DOS filenames. It only worked if the user was logging his conversations with a client that wanted to make a separate file for each conversation. DCCing people those files when they had their client auto-accept caused a lot of havoc, too.

      Those 'magic files' where useful back in the DOS days with stupid programs. If you wanted to print a document out of a program that didn't offer a print function (or would only print to LPT1:), you could sometimes fool the program by telling it to save to A:\prn or A:\lpt2, as long as the program saved things in a format that was understandable by your printer (like plain text). In modern programs, they're just a liability -- you can generate files that are inaccessible by normal means and cause all sorts of unintended behaviours.

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      I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
  95. Re:norton has got to be the least secure virus pro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this would be the "expensive product" he was talking about.

  96. Re:norton has got to be the least secure virus pro by o-hayo · · Score: 1
    Find your favorite place to startup Norton, right-click and select "Run as..." then pop in the credentials of your admin user. Its like one extra step to get an application to run under a different set of privs without having to logoff/logon. So you can keep running as your non-admin and "sudo" up to get your virus updates.

    That being said its crappy you can't schedule them, are you sure you can't run Norton from the command line with some switches? Then you'd at least be able to schedule a batch file and supply admin credentials for the job.

  97. Ben Franklin said it best! by merc · · Score: 1

    Those who would give up essential chatting for temporary safety from malware, deserve neither.

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    It's true no man is an island, but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they make a good raft.
  98. Yeah, US robotics by Slayer · · Score: 1

    I had a US robotics modem in the late 90s. It did indeed have that guard time feature but for reasons not known to me they set this time by default to 0, i.e. ineffective. I got thrown off the web numerous times before I ran across exploit code on packetstorm which abused exactly this misconfiguration to throw other people off the net. Only then I learned what guard time is and that indeed some pathetic modems (including mine) had this silly setting.

    And for all who think otherwise: I used linux back then and no, this was not a cheesy winmodem!

  99. Re:norton has got to be the least secure virus pro by Blymie · · Score: 1


    You might be able to, but that's not really the point. I was willing to setup a "scheduled task" for Norton updates as an admin, but once it got to having to think about writing batch files.. well, that was that.

    I don't like touching Windows to begin with, and my client does not like having to pay extra $$$ to have solutions engineered each year to fix problems with his virus software. A switch was made, immediately, to another product.

  100. Re:It does disable protection, by introducing a fl by psycho+chic · · Score: 1

    Saskboy, Thanks for getting to this before i did. about time SOMEONE understood

  101. Re:norton has got to be the least secure virus pro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pissing on Peter Norton's leg won't help - he sold his name to Symantec years ago and they've been trading on it ever since. Once Peter left Symantec, their products slowly turned to shit.

    We do not allow **ANY** Symantec products on any of our client's networks - if we find anything, that machine is scheduled for a reinstall. I don't trust their crap, and more importantly, their crap makes Windows system unstable.

  102. Re:Reminds me of another IRC trick to have fun wit by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    Back when I played Warcraft II on Mac over AOL (yes, good times), and your game was lagging a bit, the trick was to say, "hold down Command and type QUICK to get rid of the lag." Of course, Command-Q is the shortcut for Quit on MacOS. (You could be sure that everyone playing was a Mac user, because WC2 didn't support TCP/IP connections on Windows until the "silver" version came out years later.) I also saw this a few times on Hotline servers... "Hold down Command and type QUICK to speed up your downloads."

  103. OT-mania by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Do you personally install a new water pump in your car.. or do you take it to the mechanic? I don't touch my car!

    The car industry is making well sure you can't do anything about your car except minor or accident-critical tasks like changing tires and checking oil and these only, one could argue, because they are too deeply integrated into western culture to get rid of again. Should you ever have to change a tire, of course you'll take your car to a garage afterwards anyway, because you are just not gonna take the risk of depending on your own car-mechanical competence when this means your life depends on it.

    Then, most people are not in the habit of going out on a shopping spree and returning with two new exhaust pipes and a new steering wheel.

    Likewise, some people just should NOT ever touch their computer to do maintence to it... hire a certified professional.

    Nifty tech toys is where the majority of computer users, hence money and the media is. People want to plug it in and 'play', are already doing this, with USB and Windows, no less. People are buying computers because of it. As long as Linux is not as 'easy' (including all connotations of the word) as Windows, the lion's share of the people will not cross the bridge.

    Then, as an aside, the Linux-community should really consider whether they do want an 'easiness' quite like that.

  104. other magic keywords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes you wonder what other magic keywords produce unexpected results with Symantec's software.

    I put on my robe and wizard hat.

  105. ALT + F4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 or so years ago I was an op in #warez+ and had a lot of fun with:
    Hey I just found something cool, press ALT+F4 and enter really fast and something cool pops up in mIRC!!!

    Those were the days, IRC was more fun.

  106. ATHF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My name is ... Shake Zula ... the mic rula ... the old schoola ... you wanna rock ... I'll reset your moda ...

  107. Exactly! by Kedyn's+Crow · · Score: 1

    I recently switched an older compaq running Windows to Kubuntu, and it was extreamly annoying until I figured out how to enable graphical root login. What the Linux-on-the-desktop crowd can't seem to figure out is that, as a home user, I am the admin. To have to do some sudo commandline stuff to create a folder on a second hard drive is a PITA! And this is supposed to be user friendly?! The people who advocate the split between user and root should spend less time studying design philosophy and more time studying how people actually use computers and work with that.

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    "The moment "pride" is lost, "freedom" is also lost." - Ramza.
  108. So. Christmas = DoS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me get this straight.

    You're sending a DoS attack. A guy asks you to stop. You do it again.

    That's your idea of a holiday, you selfish bastard?

  109. Re:norton has got to be the least secure virus pro by Cheapy · · Score: 1

    Why should Norton encourage people to run as non-admin? If they don't run as admin, not many people will get as many viruses (virii for some), and then where will Norton's money go?

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  110. Re:Reminds me of another IRC trick to have fun wit by mink · · Score: 1

    I have seen "Type "/join #uberfiles,0" for fserv" work repeatedly over the timespan of years. On several occasions I've seen the same person do it several times in a row, thinking there was something wrong with the non-existent fserve.

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    Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.