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So now your *robotic* dog can eat your homework too!
Does cholesterol count?
No, still too long. How about 'wi-fe'? No, wait, that's something else; something that nags us when we tool around with this too much. ;D
xXx-juggalo-xXx: fuk!!1 enforcer999 iz a sniper bitch! enforcer999: Don't swear, Jason! And don't call your mother a bitch! xXx-juggalo-xXx: wtf mom! you play cf? enforcer999: That's right, kiddo! And *you* are up past your bed time! Turn off that computer right now! xXx-juggalo-xXx: fuk!! enforcer999: pwn3d!
OIC. KTHX.
and Windows ain't on one. :D ... Sorry.
So, by your logic, if Des Moines is 2 years behind, then Canada is 25 years behind? Actually, with the exchange rate, Canada would be about (aboot?) 2.6206 years behind. ;P
I'd overclock *my* mouse, but the nitrogen cooling apparatus makes pointing and clicking rather... unwieldy.
Do you really think that he believed Maya Angelou was over 200 years old? It's called "hyperbole", look it up.
Ahhh, I had not considered that. You must be right. Hey, this is Slashdot! You're not allowed to be civil!
9. PROFIT!!!
The surgery was outsourced to India.
Hell, Microsoft was guilty of false advertising when they released Microsoft Works.
Of course! The only bad part is that before you can tie your shoes you have to wait a few hours for the kernel to compile. "Sorry, honey, I can't go outside yet! My shoes are compiling!"
They just have to figure out how to handle the pr0n and spam problems ... I agree whole-heartedly. I mean, last week I went to the library, checked out a book about financing a new home and found nothing but ads for Viagra and hookers. ;P
What was the winning bid?
BSOD is history Technically, but that's just because they changed it to a delightful shade of indigo. Now it's a DSOISOD.
Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge packet collisions? Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to. ... I think I just lost the Matrix quoting competition. :C
That's right, douchebag.
Gah! It's hideous!
Forget DDR songs; if you had two you could watch the Trinity death scene in its entirety! Technologically speaking, of course. The mental strain might be too great.
Did you send them a thank you card?
Oh great, you quoted him. Now he's going to have to cut you.
Everyone that read the headline as "Artificial Pron Created" raise their hand. *raises hand*
Yeah, all that's left is the criminal pedophilia. Wait a minute... Bruce Wayne isn't Batman, Michael Jackson is!
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So now your *robotic* dog can eat your homework too!
Does cholesterol count?
No, still too long. How about 'wi-fe'? No, wait, that's something else; something that nags us when we tool around with this too much. ;D
xXx-juggalo-xXx: fuk!!1 enforcer999 iz a sniper bitch!
enforcer999: Don't swear, Jason! And don't call your mother a bitch!
xXx-juggalo-xXx: wtf mom! you play cf?
enforcer999: That's right, kiddo! And *you* are up past your bed time! Turn off that computer right now!
xXx-juggalo-xXx: fuk!!
enforcer999: pwn3d!
OIC. KTHX.
and Windows ain't on one. :D ...
Sorry.
So, by your logic, if Des Moines is 2 years behind, then Canada is 25 years behind?
;P
Actually, with the exchange rate, Canada would be about (aboot?) 2.6206 years behind.
I'd overclock *my* mouse, but the nitrogen cooling apparatus makes pointing and clicking rather... unwieldy.
Do you really think that he believed Maya Angelou was over 200 years old? It's called "hyperbole", look it up.
Ahhh, I had not considered that. You must be right.
Hey, this is Slashdot! You're not allowed to be civil!
9. PROFIT!!!
The surgery was outsourced to India.
Hell, Microsoft was guilty of false advertising when they released Microsoft Works.
Of course! The only bad part is that before you can tie your shoes you have to wait a few hours for the kernel to compile.
"Sorry, honey, I can't go outside yet! My shoes are compiling!"
They just have to figure out how to handle the pr0n and spam problems ...
;P
I agree whole-heartedly. I mean, last week I went to the library, checked out a book about financing a new home and found nothing but ads for Viagra and hookers.
What was the winning bid?
BSOD is history
Technically, but that's just because they changed it to a delightful shade of indigo. Now it's a DSOISOD.
Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge packet collisions?
...
:C
Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
I think I just lost the Matrix quoting competition.
That's right, douchebag.
Gah! It's hideous!
Forget DDR songs; if you had two you could watch the Trinity death scene in its entirety!
Technologically speaking, of course. The mental strain might be too great.
Did you send them a thank you card?
Oh great, you quoted him. Now he's going to have to cut you.
Everyone that read the headline as "Artificial Pron Created" raise their hand.
*raises hand*
Yeah, all that's left is the criminal pedophilia.
Wait a minute... Bruce Wayne isn't Batman, Michael Jackson is!