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  1. QOS on Throttle Apache Bandwidth Based on IP Address? · · Score: 1
    If this a Linux server he could look into QOS/Fair Queuing, however this would require a lot of research and testing to find the right setup, and maybe even a kernel recompile depending on the distro.

    If the hosting service had a problem with excessive bandwidth usage, I don't know why they didn't throttle port 80 at the routers.

  2. Re:Marketing? on Robots for No Man's Land · · Score: 1

    Yes! I see it now. An army of ED-209s marching into Iraq controlled by 15 year old kids blasting everybody in their path with chainguns and speakers saying, "Hahahahahah! You are so owned!"

  3. Re:if only it always worked on Ctrl-Alt-Del Inventor To Retire From IBM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's even better is a misbehaving laptop; pull the plug, then flip it over and yank the battery.

  4. Re:Why not ... on Forums for Windows Admins? · · Score: 1

    Add alcoholic beverages and I'll be your first lifetime subscriber.

  5. Re:MIne :-) on Worst Cars Of All Time Rated · · Score: 1
    You can thank the insurance companies for that. Other casualties of those vampires: your precious MR2, the 300ZX, and eventually the GM F-bodies (Camaro and Firebird).

    Actually, most rear wheel drive cars sold in the US are no longer available because manufacturers want to make more huge rediculous gas guzzeling SUVs. Also Mustangs outsold BOTH GM F-bodies combined, despite Camaros and Firebirds being a few thousand $ cheaper didn't help them much either. I'd be very happy if the insurance companies could kill SUVs, but they simply don't have enough influence.

  6. Re:Why on Shawn Fanning's New Venture · · Score: 1
    I hate to feed a troll and be off topic, but it annoys me that people see no reason for record companies.

    If my opinion sounds like a troll, it's because you fail to see the big picture. The record industry and broadcast radio are obsolete for 2 reasons:

    1. With this new fangled "Intarweb" thingy, anyone can distribute their own content, whether it be music, text, or software, via subscription or free.
    2. Most people these days can decide for themselves what they like from the thousands, if not millions of choices given to them on the Web, with or without the RIAA's blessing.

    It's not offtopic either, I'm merely stating facts.

    They're an amazing shit filter, the public does NOT want to be inundated with unfiltered bands.

    Oh really? Well, you may have a point. With the quality of radio out today, I'd hate to think it could be worse. But y'know what? How about we decide what we can listen to, and let the vultur^H^H^H^H^H^Hproducers get a real job and earn their money instead of pretending to provide some useful service.

    I would have no problem with the record industry if they were interested in distributing good music, but they're not. They're an industry, not just dedicated to making money, but obsessed with squeezing every last penny out of everything they can get they greasy hands on, and when something threatens that cash flow, they attack like a cornered rat desperate for survival.

  7. Why on Shawn Fanning's New Venture · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ...is currently developing file-sharing mechanisms that would allow the music industry to earn money.

    Why postpone the inevitable? Let the industry die.

  8. Re:Second or two of processing time on Bill Gates Forecasts Victory Over Spam · · Score: 1

    Ensuring that routers drop invalid packets will only stop DOS issues. Routers only check IP headers, not SMTP headers.

  9. Re:Err... on On FPS Sniping And The Ruination Of Gameplay · · Score: 1
    I thought rocket launchers were the flavor of the week to whinge about.

    Nah, that was back in the original Quake. I hated RL and quad whores in Q1, especially when they'd finally get fragged, lose the map, then blame someone else for "Stealing their pack". The weapon balance got much better in Q2 and Q3.

  10. Re:A few questions for anyone with experience on FBI Conducts Raids Over Half-Life 2 Source Theft · · Score: 1
    E)You're still legally responsible for what your computer does.

    This probably doesn't apply in the US, but some clown in England got one over on the courts by saying the kiddie porn on his machine was aquired by a trojan. It was a /. story not too long ago. I forgot the details of the case, but it seemed like a rediculous excuse to me.

    While it is possible for someone to backdoor a machine and set up an ftp server, if there was any evidence that the owner was viewing and/or editing the files, it should show up somewhere. Web browsers will maintain a cache and history, photo viewers usually create thumbnails, and some text editors will usually create a backup somewhere, not to mention the "Recent Documents" in 9x/ME/2K/XP systems.

  11. Re:Well, duh! on Women Buy More Tech Than Men · · Score: -1
    you'd never catch me putting duct tape on my certain piece of equipment

    That's what condoms are for: they're used to prevent having to replace our equipment, though I wouldn't mind having mine replaced with a larger model.

  12. Re:pot, kettle, black on Freedom of Expression in Virtual Worlds · · Score: 1
    I'm interested in how you know if you've been $rtbl'd. I have Excellent karma and get to metamoderate daily, but I swear I haven't gotten to moderate in over six months.

    Mere mortals will never know for sure, but it sounds like you were blacklisted. I got mod points on an almost weekly basis up until about 2 or 3 months ago. I don't post as often as I used to, nor I don't get modded up as much anymore, but I do have several +4s and 5s over the past couple months, yet the mod points just stopped coming.

  13. Re:pot, kettle, black on Freedom of Expression in Virtual Worlds · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You can even, if you have mod points, change the rating of a given post.

    True, but if the thread is flagged by the editors as a troll, you will lose your mod points and never be able to moderate again. It's called $rtbl, or "Real Time BlackList". Flamebaits and crapfloods may be blatantly obvious targets, but there are some crafty trolls that generate a lot of comments where you won't know what's troll and what's not.

    My point is this: it up to the editors and fanboys what is insightful, and what is crapflood. Joe_User has very little control over what they see here. Sure, setting your preference to -1 will let you see everything, but try finding the rare gem among the crapfloods and goatse links. Yes, they do occur, because moderation abuse is rampant, particularly among anti Debian and Gentoo posts. Browse the next Debian or Gentoo story at -1 and observe every post critical of those two distros wind up in the shitter, no matter how interesting they may be.

    I'll probably get modded down for this, but WTF, I'm $rtbled anyway.

  14. Re:Subtitles of the obvious.. on Atari Shuts Down Legend Entertainment? · · Score: 1
    Right. I'm sure it doesn't matter that WoT got the "Action game of the Year" award from Gamespy, back in '99?

    Well, that changes everything. I take everything Mark "Subscription Whore" Surfas tells me as prophecy.

  15. Re:Glaring Absence on Warner Bros Makes Move Into Game Development · · Score: 1

    It's true that Warner Bros. has numerous properties upon which future games could be based. But considering that the studio has already sold off the rights to many of its high-profile franchises--the Harry Potter and the Loony Tunes movies have been sold to EA; the Matrix rights to Atari; the Batman animated series and Matrix massively multiplayer rights to Ubisoft; the Justice League animated series to Midway--it's unclear to me which blockbuster properties remain for Warners' new interactive group to exploit.

    It looks like the only thing they have left is that yellow AOL guy.

    YOU'VE GOT AMMO!

  16. Re:choice? on Microsoft Unhappy With HP's iTunes Decision · · Score: 3, Informative

    AAC belongs to the same guys that made mp3, the Fraunhofer Institute.

  17. Re:First Big Butt Post on Sir Mix-A-Lot Using Weed To Distribute Music · · Score: 1

    BSD face with the Microsoft booty.

  18. Re:Damn on UIUC Researchers Create Light Emitting Transistor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, but assuming you've done something like I've done (try to switch several amps through a 2N2222 rated at .8 amps) isn't exactly considered "Solid State".

  19. Re:Heh. on Colorization of Mars Images? · · Score: 1

    No, this is.

  20. Re:Sorry to tell you this but... on Bush To Announce Manned Trip To Moon, Mars · · Score: 1

    Reagan tried this, and failed. How easily people forget.

    I forgot, how did Reagan fail again? The Soviet Union is gone, and USA is still here. Am I missing something?

  21. Re:Looking forward to the next GTA on GTA - San Andreas Looks to be Next · · Score: 1

    I'd like something to do after completing the game 100% and getting 200 health, 200 armor, infinite ammo, and double damage on the cars.

    Then, of course, you wouldn't be at 100% completion. Maybe have the game start over from day 1 with all your new goodies?

  22. Re:How about a Segway on GTA - San Andreas Looks to be Next · · Score: 1

    Or just have the kids hanging out in front of the arcades, and when you walk by, they steal money from you, go play games, then run out and pillage.

  23. Re:Lawsuits? on GTA - San Andreas Looks to be Next · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I say we have a poll!

    Italians: No good, too many Mafia stereotypes already
    French: Nah, everyone hates them already.
    Spanish: Nobody would expect...
    Russians: Same as Italians.
    Japanese: They never apologized for WWII
    Chinese: Then who will make the consoles to play it on?
    Mongolians: Ah, they never apologized for invading Europe, what, 1000 years ago.
    Germans: Jawohl, sehr gut! Uberprufen Sie aus meinem neuen BMW! Bummsen Mal Wieder! Die Weibchen lieben es!

  24. Re:Just hold down the shift key... on CD Copy Protection Case Goes to Court · · Score: 0

    How was the parent offtopic? Holding down the shift key prevents some CDs from running copy protection software.

  25. Re:Not the first iBook Problem on Apple Users Threaten to Sue Over iBook, iPod · · Score: 1

    We had this problem at my school, except with a PowerBook G4. I believe the strain relief on the plug failed, and somehow allowed the wires to short. Apple tech support insisted the laptop was dropped or something was stuck in the jack, but the Lead Tech at my school is a serious ballbuster and was able to get a new adapter within a few days.