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  1. I'm sorry, can't help it... on Roomba + Tablet PC = ? · · Score: 1, Funny
    I don't know about this Roomba, but IIRC most vacuum cleaners generate a pretty powerful magnetic field. Might not be the best thing to strap a Tablet PC to...

    That's a good, but disproven point. My box is sitting right next to where I keep the vacume and other odds and ends, and I have no problems. Even when I turn the vacume on, like right now, there is no interuPT3@$^@%ATH0H0++[NO CARRIER]

  2. THE BEST WEB EVER: Pretend you have a PDA on RSS Web-Feeds, The Next Big Thing? · · Score: 5, Informative
    I browse EVERYTHING, including Slashdot, via the PDA links, on my PC. I beg of you to do the same.

    Even though I have a 3.2 GHz box with 2 gigs of RAM and a ATI 9800 TX with 256 mb RAM... yes, Battlefield is awesome at 6xAA, 1200x1000, at ~110 FPS :) back on topic... I will always browse the web using the PDA links if available.

    IT'S NOTHING SHORT OF AWESOME. All my sites load instantly, no adverts or maybe just one, and everything is plain text with links underlined, and only a picture or two of whats really relevant. And when I do browse the web on my Treo 600, I see the exact same thing. Lean and mean and consistent.

    Here are some links... enjoy!

    Slashdot: no special link, just change your settings!

    Wired: www.wired.com/news_drop/palmpilot

    C|Net (for the M$ fanboyz): cnet.vitalstream.com

    MSNBC: www.msnbc.com/avantgo/mmc.asp

    BBC: news.bbc.co.uk/text_only.stm

    New York Post: www.nypost.com/avantgo/index.htm

    Google (yes, even leaner!!!): www.google.com/palm

  3. IPv8 problem on Vint Cerf's Disruption-Tolerant Networking · · Score: 4, Funny
    It was originally posted here, here and here.

    I guess IPv8 links are too advanced to render in my browser.

  4. Awesome! on Stolen Laptop Alarms · · Score: 1
    Very good point. And love the link to the pic. I think you have "clamped down" and got a good "grip" on another way to defeat the alarm. With the vice grip, you would have a second of sound followed by permanent silence. OF course, buy a few alarms yourself and practice destroying them quickly, where to squeeze it, etc, and you're set.

  5. A SERIOUS, EASY WAY TO DEFEAT... on Stolen Laptop Alarms · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I've seen this done easily with motion detectors like this one all the time.

    1) Slip Zip-Lock under and around alarm.

    2) Poor some water into bag, just enough to cover alarm.

    3) Enjoy laptop.

    You would be surprised just how easyily a lot of electonics are defeated with water. Nice idea, but it needs to be made water proof/resistant.

  6. Berlin Wall, buddy! on Ford Testing a New 'Traffic Monitoring' Device · · Score: 1
    Ever heard of OnStar? It's got GPS, and can therefore report whether you're speeding, and yet it's not abused in the way you suggest it would be.

    At one point, the Berlin Wall was only ONE BRICK! Not very bad when it's only one brick. But that become 2, then 3, then a taker of liberty, than the USA PAtriot Act, then children arrested for copying some music, then... oh boy... that was one bad brick!

    Happy fish-bowl world to us all!

  7. Reloaded is PERFECT... on Microsoft Plans WinXP "Reloaded" · · Score: 1

    Windows XP Reloaded... as in "I just reloaded it's source into CVS".

  8. Joint press release from McAffee, Symantec & A on Microsoft Beta Includes Built-in Virus Scanner · · Score: 5, Funny
    Joint press release from McAffee, Symantec & AVG:

    "Holy fucking shit fuck!"

  9. Re:Not from a Pc but used with it... on What (non-PC) Hardware Do You Hack? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    3541

  10. REALLY? on One more G4 for the PowerBook? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Anyways, I'll put my Athlon 64 laptop against anything Apple can put in a laptop.

    OSX 10.3

  11. Simple. on Australian Tax Office Adopts Open Source Software · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Bullshit marketing from MS. Remember Windows NT? Didn't it START at version 3.5? What happened to Windows NT 1.0, 2.0, and 3.0?

    Hitler also followed this numbering scheme. He started numbering his troops at something like 10,000 to make the first recruits think there were many before them.

  12. AWESOME!!! on Firebird Relational Database 1.5 Final Out · · Score: -1, Redundant
    The Firebird Project is pleased to announce that the v1.5 release...

    Thanks for all the hard word, Firebird team! I can't wait to get my hands on the new browser.

    *ducks*

  13. Is this really news? on Girls in the Gaming World · · Score: 1
    ...five girls start playing counter-strike and suddenly the World Of Gaming is shaken to the core? Reminds me of a few years ago here in the US when we had 2 latin artists who were selling lots of records and every piece of news you could get your hands on called it a "Lanin Craze!"

    I think it's all good and well. I like games. I like girls. Let's all play. But it is not exactly groundbreaking, is it? Girls have been playing games, in good numbers, since Nintendo first came out.

  14. Just wait until this stuff gets cheap. on Germany Begins Iris Scans at Frankfurt Airport · · Score: 3, Insightful
    When all this "We Will Keep the Terrorists Away(TM)" technology becomes really cheap, we will enjoy a future where:

    All transactions are electronic. Think "Credits" in "Total Recall".

    All movement is scanned. Think eye scanning in "Minority Report".

    All new information is copyrighted, and DRM free info is exchanged amongs the population like drugs are today. Think "Matrix" where Neo gets his little disks for cash, before he goes and follows the White Rabbit.

    All information is put together in a database, where the Government can search it at will, without a warrent. Think "198..." scratch that. Think "2004", TIA project, Echelon, Patriot Act I, Patriot Act II, Patriot Act III (comming soon to a Democracy near you) et. al.

    FUN!

  15. RAZOR??? on FBI Anti-Piracy Seal · · Score: 4, Funny
    Occam's Razor

    Listen here punk, bring that thing NEAR a Blockbuster(TM) and I'll throw you in Jail, buddy.

  16. Big f*cking deal... on Chandra Sees Black Hole Rip Star Apart · · Score: -1, Troll
    I see lots of black ho's every day. Here in New York City. Not exactly a rare find.

  17. Same thing here! on SCO Lists Specific Code-Infringement Claims · · Score: 1, Funny
    I repost current +5's in SCO stories. If caught, I claim they were mine or an unauthorized derivative but I never actually show proof.

  18. Plenty of other "open" choices if Linux looses... on SCO Lists Specific Code-Infringement Claims · · Score: 4, Funny
    Although the loss of Linux would be a bummer for sure, we still have plenty of other "open source" options to choose from:

    FreeBSD

    OpenBSD

    NetBSD

    Darwin

    FreeDos

    Windows 2000

    Windows NT

  19. Quality... on FTC Dismisses Complaint Against Rambus · · Score: 4, Funny
    My R0mbu0 RAM works f1aw1ess01. I wi10 the go01vernment would lay 0ff Ramb0us. THey m1ight have been a bit pa01tent mad ear101ly on, but it was not because they failed to make a good product. The00101110ir RAM works very, v10ery fast and I love it100110. I on0ly use Ram1001bus RAM in my b0010x.

  20. VERY GOOD! GSM + BLUETOOTH + COVERAGE on Cingular Wins bid for AT&T Wireless · · Score: 1
    Combine the coverage maps of AT&T and Cingular, include that fact that they are GSM and the two are the best at offering bluetooth phones, and here in the US(TM) we finally have a chance at being almost "Europe-Like" when it comes to phones.

    Because so far, the phones here are mostly CDMA or PCS crap, years behind Yurop, and don't have bluetooth. Hell, Sprint even toughts SMS as something new and exciting. Yeah, so is my color TV by their standards.

    I rate this deal DoublePlusGood! Hopefully the rumored Apple PDA we are going to see in June of this year will include a phone that is GSM. WOOT!

  21. How do we know for sure? on Google's Bigger Index · · Score: 1
    How do we know they are for real, and are telling the truth?

    We don't.

  22. Dumb disease. on Cyberchondria · · Score: 1
    Reminds me of a quote George Carlin said about Anorexia.

    "What kind of disease is this? Rich cunt, doesn't want to eat? Fuck her."

  23. "Outted" authors on Amazon.com Pierces Reviewer Anonymity · · Score: 4, Funny
    Slashdot is aweome. This Amazon story of reviewers who got "outed" is so kewl. Slashdot is the best. I'm going to pay and subscribe right now.

    -Eric_Cartman_South_PaR#@J::: [MSSQL Error: Author "CmdrTaco", Action "PostAs: User 594330" not valid]

  24. Same thing here! on The Galaxy's Largest Diamond · · Score: 5, Funny
    getting it out would require us to blow through 30 miles of very hard rock.

    For my girlfriend to get her diamond gift from me, she had to do the same.

    Blow...very hard rock...

  25. Re:in other news... on PalmSource Drops Mac Synchronization in Cobalt · · Score: 1
    Very funny. Wish I had mod points today :)