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  1. The Monkey Song on Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle · · Score: 1

    The famous Monkey Song proves this article wrong! ;)
    "I'm not kin to the monkey, no no no..."

  2. Re:No leg to stand on? on Google in Trouble for Suggesting Illegal Software · · Score: 1

    Fuck that. Legitimacy is determined by whether it's ethical and moral, not whether it's legal!

    Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary & Thesaurus says:

    legitimate:

    Etymology: Middle English legitimat, from Medieval Latin legitimatus, past participle of legitimare to legitimate, from Latin legitimus legitimate, from leg-, lex law
    1a: lawfully begotten; specifically : born in wedlock
    b: having full filial rights and obligations by birth
    2: being exactly as purposed : neither spurious nor false
    3a: accordant with law or with established legal forms and requirements
    b: ruling by or based on the strict principle of hereditary right
    4: conforming to recognized principles or accepted rules and standards
    5: relating to plays acted by professional actors but not including revues, burlesque, or some forms of musical comedy synonym see lawful.
    Synonyms LAWFUL, innocent, legal, licit
    Related Word cogent, sound, valid; acknowledged, recognized; customary, usual; natural, normal, regular, typical
    Antonyms illegitimate

  3. Re:Linus Quote - "not arguing against it at all" on Torvalds on the Microkernel Debate · · Score: 1

    huh. I really had no idea about that.

    Thanks :)

  4. Re:Linus Quote - "not arguing against it at all" on Torvalds on the Microkernel Debate · · Score: 2, Funny

    NFS.

    1) [root@compy1 /mnt/]$ mount compy2:/share /mnt/compy2
    2) Unplug cable (power or network) to COMPY2
    3) [root@compy1 /mnt/compy2]$ ls -la

    It will be done right when Duke Nukem: Forever finishes installing.

  5. Re:Wow on Web 2.0 Recipes With PHP + DHTML · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This article's been on the front page for a couple of minutes, with no comments. Perhaps Web 2.0 is tired?

    I don't think it's that. It's just.. rehashed drek from other websites with a .ibm.com domain name.

    Really, there is NOTHING new in that tutorial that hasn't been done on other beginner websites. Nothing here is really Web 2.0, it's just hiding divs. That was in Javascript a long time ago. There's no backend business, no combining with other technologies. No data being "fetched", no integration with a db, no real css stylings. Just.. "visible" or "hidden".

  6. Re:booq on Top Ten Coolest Laptop Cases · · Score: 1

    Thank you, I actually ordered onE.

  7. Re:Great... Just Great. on Hot Pepper Kills Prostate Cancer · · Score: 1

    Damn, what a choice. Either suffer through angry anus on the toilet from eating hot wings, or having Dr. Quack greasing up a finger or two. It's a lose-lose situation.

  8. Aside from the bitching, I have a real question. on Google Copies Corporate Data to Google's Servers? · · Score: 1

    How does one go about stopping it? Active Directory permissions? Proxy blocking?

  9. Re:anyone else? on NBC To Live Stream Olympics Event · · Score: 1

    The list goes on...and don't get me started about the sex-fests that go on in the olympic "village"; ever wonder why the media isn't allowed in? It's for "privacy" all right...

    Well, sure. All athletes who do a lot of aerobic activity are more likely to have higher sexual energy. Swimmers and rowers are among the top. Plus, they are practicing (and therefore unavailable for a date/relationship) up 16 hours of the day, why can't they have their fun?

  10. Re: Troubleshoot Up the OSI Layer on Top 10 System Administrator Truths · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the often neglected 8th OSI Layer. The Carbon Layer, where 90% of the errors occur.

  11. Who Are We Blaming? on Analysts Lower Publisher Projections · · Score: 1

    Considering the previous article that good reviews do not equal good sales, are we still blaming piracy? Or are we at least considering it might have a possibility to do with something like churning out the same game about 7 or 8 times under a different name?

  12. April Fools Day? on Bad Movies to Blame for Box Office Slump · · Score: 1

    Is this the April Fools Day version alreadY????

  13. Re:Science on Heart Surgeon Takes Notes from da Vinci · · Score: 1

    In fact, the hallmark of good science is how well is holds up over time and continued testing.

    I'm glad someone found some public use for something that in this day in age would be under copyright. I hope some lawyer or wordsmith can craftily use this story to the public's advantage and make a successful argument against patents and copyrights.

  14. Re:Prime Numbers? on Defeating Captcha · · Score: 1

    Grandparent: "What is the next logical number in the sequence 1, 3, 5, 7, ...?"

    Parent: 1... is... not... a... prime...

    What does 1's primeness have to do with the sequence of "1 + 2(k 1)"?

  15. No GamePanel LCD Third Party Use on Discussing Logitech's New Gaming Mice · · Score: 1

    Logitech has already commented that the LCD Keyboards are -=ONLY=- functional for games with support the GamePanel LCD.

    Forget RSS Feeds, forget mail items, forget important IM messages or CPU info.

    Call them to bitch: US +1-800-231-7717 Menu 1, Menu 1, Menu 2.

  16. Vista Cruiser on Longhorn's Offical Name is Windows Vista · · Score: 1

    Windows Vista is named after the Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser (http://images.google.com/images?q=vista%20cruiser ). A serverely heavy and bloated but yet unsurprisingly ugly piece of American History.

  17. April Fools Day List o' Pranks on Microsoft Porting SQL Server To New Platforms · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1%2C_2005

    No need for slashdot to post an item from list once per hour..

  18. Re:extensions ... adblock? on Yahoo Pledges Full Firefox Support · · Score: 1

    My AdBlock Filter for Yahoo is:

    http://us.*.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/a/*

  19. Irony vs Coincidence on The Fate of The Free Newspaper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    how ironic!

    My favorite way of helping people realize the difference between irony and coincidence is as follows:

    "Irony deals with opposites. Coincidence deals with the same. If a rescue helicopter happened to kill the person they were trying save, that might be a form of irony. The fact you are an idiot, and unable to differenciate between irony and coincidence, my friend, is just a coincidence."

  20. XNA Crash Test Demo (March 2004) on Microsoft Announces XNA Studio · · Score: 1

    I just want one game.. this one: Microsoft Crash Demo

  21. Re:DMCA Violations on Tecmo Sues Game Hackers Under DMCA · · Score: 1

    http://web.archive.org/web/20050210160142/http://f orums.ninjahacker.net/index.php?showtopic=389

    "This website and it's contents have been taken offline as of January 25th 2005."

  22. Freshman 15 on EA Starts Gamedev Program · · Score: 1

    Well, the flash animation is kinda on par...

    High School Senior transforms into College Freshman.

  23. Re:Advice For Users on Spam and Spyware Too Much for Some Users · · Score: 1

    Any advice for frustrated users, especially non-technical users?

    Call me insensitive, but I'd say "thanks for stopping by"!

    Millions of people give up on the internet, means millions of people without a need for computer, means millions of unsold Microsoft Windows PCs.

    I am by no means a fanboi for either side, however, these are the people that are the problem. The unpatched masses which propogate the viruses that make me work overtime without pay making sure Norton upgraded everyone in the organization at 2am when an outbreak occurs. These are the millions of people that are zombies on the internet sending out spam which clogs up my mail server (currently my organization receives mail at a 93% spam rate) on weekends getting me paged while I'm out.

    Good riddens, bad rubbish.

  24. Re:Buckets on Microsoft Releases Malicious Software Removal Tool · · Score: 1

    Why don't they just fix the damn crappy software, instead of putting buckets under the leaks??

    The same reason why doctors don't cure any diseases anymore. The money is in prevention not the cure. Naturally its all about making the annoyed John and Jane feel better that Microsoft FIXED the problem (regardless if they started it). Can't know how good you feel if you've never felt bad...

  25. Re:dreams on Too Much Gaming, Anyone? · · Score: 1

    Which college did you go to? A bunch of talented designers happened to make a level out of the Main Building of Drexel's campus.