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Google in Trouble for Suggesting Illegal Software

JehCt writes "Google is being sued over the 'suggest' feature built into its latest toolbar. InfoWorld reports: 'ServersCheck, a small company that makes network monitoring software,' is complaining that, 'If ServersCheck is entered, Google generates suggested search terms such as serverscheck crack, serverscheck pro crack and serverscheck keygen which lead to pirated software.' In an apparent public relations blunder, Google claimed to have no way of filtering suggestions. However, Google can and does filter because the toolbar won't provide suggestions for keywords like 'porn'."

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  1. No leg to stand on? by crazyjeremy · · Score: 4, Informative
    From a programming point of view, google doesn't really have a leg to stand on. If their code is smart enough to know a keyword "ServersCheck" is listed on webpages with the other keywords "ServersCheck crack", "ServersCheck keygen" or "ServersCheck pro crack" they should be able to put a filter in for it.

    The exhaustive results of google search is one thing, but making suggestions to illegal activity in the toolbar is taking it a bit over the line.
    "We don't have any problems with the fact that in Google you can find illegal copies of our software," Van Laere said. "There are people who will never buy the product at the end of the day.

    "But people that are looking for your company's name in good faith are then being suggested by Google to go and look for a crack. That is a complete different ballgame," Van Laere said.
    1. Re:No leg to stand on? by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think Google should only serve ads from legitimate businesses.

      If an ad happens to offer free software, the target of the complaint shouldn't be Google but instead the business that is actually breaking the law. That's what makes sense to me.

      Google should be able to take the ads down and halt service of those ads if an inquiry is warranted.

      Otherwise, I've got a great business plan:
      1. Make a piece of shill software.
      2. Have your friend start a business that cracks it and offers it through Google ads.
      3. Sue Google for the ads.
      4. Profit.

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    2. Re:No leg to stand on? by rizzo420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      that sounds like the politically correct way to say "i want to censor google". if people looking for their product in good faith are suggested search terms that allude to a crack, they most likely aren't going to try those search terms. if they're given results for a pirated version only, then there's an issue.

      this guy sounds like he's taking it a little overboard. but you are correct, google made a mistake saying they couldn't filter them out when they do regularly filter results anyways (china's google for instance?)

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    3. Re:No leg to stand on? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No one is going to believe that technical restrictions shit, especially not from Google. I mean, they didn't believe it from Napster (they were lying, too) and they're definitely not going to take that line from Google, which is widely considered to be a collection of some of the smartest people in technology.

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    4. Re:No leg to stand on? by TommyBlack · · Score: 5, Interesting

      But if you filter words like "crack" and "keygen", you'd basically have to do that manually by making special rules for those sorts of things. But then why wouldn't folks just start using different words?

      And what about if those words were being used for legitimate purposes? (Admittedly, I can't think of any legitimate reason most people would do so)

      At any rate, I think Google is on the right side trying to remain value-neutral with respect to content as much as possible. They have to respond to pressure on things like pornography sometimes, but if the system is built upon the way people are actually using it, the less they mess with their system the better it should be.

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    5. Re:No leg to stand on? by nmb3000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think Google should only serve ads from legitimate businesses.

      To clarify, this isn't Google's AdWords advertising that's under scrutiny. It's the 'suggest' feature of the new toolbar. Similar to what's found here.

      Personally I don't care for the feature. If I'm going to search for something I can type it in myself. If I make a mistake, Google has taught me that spelling correctly isn't as important as it used to be :)

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    6. Re:No leg to stand on? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If their code is smart enough to know a keyword "ServersCheck" is listed on webpages with the other keywords "ServersCheck crack", "ServersCheck keygen" or "ServersCheck pro crack" they should be able to put a filter in for it.

      Technically, yes. They should be able to.

      From a business standpoint, I don't see why Google should be compelled to modify their code for the benefit of ServersCheck or any other party who would complain about the behavior of the tool.

    7. Re:No leg to stand on? by drsquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think Google should only serve ads from legitimate businesses.

      What will they say to the shareholders when profits go down 80%?

    8. Re:No leg to stand on? by BondGamer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The big problem here is the program is called Google Suggest. So basically, Google is suggesting that people should search for cracks, keygens, and other things which hurt the business of said product. Google is in no way being neutral when it "suggests" search terms.

      If this gains any kind of traction, it will probably lead to the demise of the suggest program. All someone has to do is preform a few actions (create a product, website, preform searches, etc.) and then they can sue Google.

    9. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe Google should just filter out "ServersCheck".

    10. Re:No leg to stand on? by aaronl · · Score: 5, Informative

      I can think of reasons: if you make software that attempts to prevent cracking or simple key generation, you probably will use the words "crack" and "keygen" in your literature, if you attempt to break software to verify level of protection, etc. If Google were to put such a filter in place, they now have to examine each search result, and attempt to determine if the instance is talking about breaking software, protecting software, or illegally using software.

      They very likely *can't* do that with the product they have today. It is a technically possible solution that Google could impliment, but not one that they are capable of today.

      In regards to the pornography, Google probably determined that porn showed up far too often when searching for something unrelated. They likely hardcoded the application to avoid displaying those hits.

    11. Re:No leg to stand on? by slizz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Google technically could put a filter in. However, that starts a terrible precedent. Although pages with the word 'crack'after a piece software in the title could (and probably will) be illegal, what if they are simply information about cracks, for example about cracks' illegality? Should google not be able to link to pages with information about illegal activity? Should they censor out the words "murder" or "theft"?

    12. Re:No leg to stand on? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      And what about if those words were being used for legitimate purposes? (Admittedly, I can't think of any legitimate reason most people would do so)
      I can: wanting to get no-cd cracks so as to be able to play all your computer games on your laptop without having to lug 50 CDs around.

      The way I see it, the only reasonable solution for Google is to have no special cases at all.
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    13. Re:No leg to stand on? by Mercano · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can see how this can be difficult. All Google is doing is querrying it's databases for the most frequent search terms that match ServersCheck*. Its kind of hard to classify in what contexts should certain phrases not be suggested. I mean, if I started typing "G4 Cube", it might be perfectly legitimate for google to suggest "G4 Cube Cracks", not because I want to search for craked software for a G4 Cube but because the cases for this machine were known to develop cracks. The word has many meanings, and if you can figure out a way to programatically determine whats ment by a short phrase worth of context, then it has alot more practicall uses then filtering Google.

      Keygen, I could see just skipping over for suggestions. Not as many legitimate uses. Of course, that starts down a very slippery slope, especially when you think of things like Google.cn

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    14. Re:No leg to stand on? by desNotes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is it that naive, idealistic comments get modded up, but harsh realistic comments get modded down?


      Because moderators believe in hope, however ill conceived it may be.

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    15. Re:No leg to stand on? by tha_mink · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think more to the point though is the one thing that people don't seem to understand about Google. They are a SEARCH engine. They don't produce the content, only make it easier to find. They shouldn't be held responsible for other peoples' criminal acts. You can learn how to make a bomb through Google as well, and you should be able to. That is one of the side effects of having the entire span of human knowledge at your fingertips. I just don't understand why companies, individuals and interest groups keep going after the messenger.

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    16. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fun thing is that this means that there's probably more people searching for "ServersCheck crack" than for "ServersCheck" alone...
      I seem to remember a similar case where it would suggest "fille nue" (naked girl) if you were searching for "fille" (girl) on the French Google; of course more people are looking for naked girls than just girls.

    17. Re:No leg to stand on? by AllersJ · · Score: 1

      And what about if those words were being used for legitimate purposes? (Admittedly, I can't think of any legitimate reason most people would do so)

      Here are a few (although, I realize they might not be very common):
      1) window crack repair
      2) cement crack repair

    18. Re:No leg to stand on? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 3, Informative

      These guys are asking for a filter on the Suggest feature (where google provides a drop-down list of related search terms), like is already done for some pornography related terminology. They are not asking for google to filter out the word "crack" from search results, just like you can still go to google and type in "hot naked donkey porn" and get results. This is not about google linking to those pages. Here, try it out: http://www.google.com/webhp?complete=1&hl=en.

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    19. Re:No leg to stand on? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Heck, what if I'm searching for a company to repair my cracked foundation. When I tpye in "foundation", it may very well make sense for this feature to suggest "foundation crack" as search terms.

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    20. Re:No leg to stand on? by grnbrg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I can: wanting to get no-cd cracks so as to be able to play all your computer games on your laptop without having to lug 50 CDs around.

      Which is not a legitimate use.

      Not in the same category as using a no-cd crack to play a warez copy of a game, I'll admit. But I bet the EULA and/or license for the game forbids you from using such software.

      A crack or a keygen may make it much easier for you to run software that you are entitled to use, and using one in such a situation might not (and probably will not) result in litigation, but that does not mean it's a legitimate use.

      grnbrg.

    21. Re:No leg to stand on? by bunions · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      'Crack', 'hack,' 'key' and 'serial number' all have legitimate use. How is Google supposed to figure out that WhateverProduct is software or a car or concrete repair goo?

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    22. Re:No leg to stand on? by idhindsight · · Score: 1
      And what about if those words were being used for legitimate purposes? (Admittedly, I can't think of any legitimate reason most people would do so)

      One instantly comes to mind:
      keytool -keygen

      Filtering out the obvious obscene words and words limited to sex is trivial. It's the nature of the search engine, unfortunately. If I'm an inexperienced Googler, and I search for "cracks" as in "pavement", I'm bound to get a lot of questionable, and non-pavement-related material.

    23. Re:No leg to stand on? by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      And what about if those words were being used for legitimate purposes? (Admittedly, I can't think of any legitimate reason most people would do so)

      If I buy a game, I want to use a no-CD crack on my laptop, so I don't need to bring my CD's with me.

    24. Re:No leg to stand on? by kthejoker · · Score: 1

      What will they say when 500 more ServerChecks "emerge" from the woodworks with a giant class action suit?

    25. Re:No leg to stand on? by mrchaotica · · Score: 2

      Fuck that. Legitimacy is determined by whether it's ethical and moral, not whether it's legal!

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    26. Re:No leg to stand on? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 5, Informative
      This borders on editorializing. I tried out the suggest feature, and typed in Office 2003. As I was typing it listed 10 or so "more complete" search terms. By the time I got to "Offi" it had numerous suggestions for cracks, warez, and keygens. These aren't sites, these are search terms.

      I guess this means a lot of people search for these things. But it's probably fair to complain about Google actually suggesting these search terms.

      I personally disagree with this complaint, but I understand it.

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    27. Re:No leg to stand on? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 5, Funny
      Because moderators believe in hope, however ill conceived it may be.

      I hope I get mod point s again soon.
      I hope I don't get metamodded for moderation abuse.
      I hope this comment doesn't get modded down.
      I hope that was the preview button.

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    28. Re:No leg to stand on? by iamcadaver · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My apologies, I modded your comment -1 redundant when I meant to mod it up insightful.

      At least posting this comment will zero out the effect (no means to undo the mod)

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    29. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      instead the business that is actually breaking the law.

      Ummm, by providing a suggestion (NOT A PLAIN OLD LINK) to a site which offers a way to circumvent protection google is breaking the law.

      Have you ever even bothered to read AND understand the DCMA?

      You sir are an idiot.

    30. Re:No leg to stand on? by tclgeek · · Score: 1

      But.... google isn't "suggesting" anything. Google is merely reporting facts ("here's the data we have found on the internet for those keywords"). They aren't saying "hey, get this free thing instead!".

    31. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But now you're getting into all that EULA nonsense.

      Did I sign to agree to any games' EULA? No.
      Was I even given the opportunity to read and accept/deny a EULA before purchasing a game? No.
      Was there even any mention of a EULA on the box? No.
      Will wherever I bought the game allow it to be returned after I open the box, try to install the game, see the EULA, and not accept it? No.

      not that I disagree with you... just sayin'

    32. Re:No leg to stand on? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      The exhaustive results of google search is one thing, but making suggestions to illegal activity in the toolbar is taking it a bit over the line.

      Not only that, but until recently Google kept suggesting I could buy slaves on eBay when I was looking for information on the American Civil War.

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    33. Re:No leg to stand on? by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      At least posting this comment will zero out the effect (no means to undo the mod)

      Quite respectable of you too :)

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    34. Re:No leg to stand on? by m50d · · Score: 1
      But if you filter words like "crack" and "keygen", you'd basically have to do that manually by making special rules for those sorts of things. But then why wouldn't folks just start using different words?

      And they don't for pr0n?

      And what about if those words were being used for legitimate purposes? (Admittedly, I can't think of any legitimate reason most people would do so)

      Braindead internet filtering software caused lots of trouble when I was researching hash functions.

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    35. Re:No leg to stand on? by m50d · · Score: 1
      Not in the same category as using a no-cd crack to play a warez copy of a game, I'll admit. But I bet the EULA and/or license for the game forbids you from using such software.

      The license is meaningless under my country's law. I bought the game, I can do what I want with it provided I don't violate the law (including their copyright), and that includes patching it so I don't have to stick the CD in all the time.

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    36. Re:No leg to stand on? by HairyCanary · · Score: 1

      It's pretty clear that they already filter. Go to labs.google.com/suggest and be creative, and you can find clear examples of stuff they've filtered out. That further erodes any argument they could make on being neutral.

    37. Re:No leg to stand on? by Novus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, cracking a program you've acquired legally for personal use is (as far as I can tell by reading the copyright law, paragraph 25 j) explicitly permitted by law in Finland, and I've never heard of a EULA sticking in court (especially if the hypothetical cat or whatever clicks "I accept" in the installer instead of the user); clicking a button in a program you've already paid for in order to use it in response to an illegible tirade in a foreign language is hardly a binding contract. I believe several other European countries have similar laws.

      Seriously, making it harder for legitimate users to use the software they've paid for is just plain silly, and I'm surprised that US law actually gives these "copy protection measures" legal protection.

    38. Re:No leg to stand on? by atomic_toaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...google made a mistake saying they couldn't filter them out when they do regularly filter results anyways (china's google for instance?)...

      One of the reasons that Google can't effectively filter in the States is that in English (and, I assume, most other languages), one word can have multiple meanings. There are many reasons that the word "crack" (or some such) and the name of a piece of software can legitimately be on the same page. They don't even have to be related -- multiple entries on the same page, for example. And, unlike in China, the government has not told them to filter out anything related to a certain word without care for the good wheat that gets thrown out with the chaff. In an environment that praises free speech, it is logistically impossible to filter a word in relation to another word without going actual people going through each page individually and searching for context. Think about how well your anti-spam filter works, for example.

      Another point here is that Google offers an international service. Even if some judge does rule that Google has to, for example, keep program searches from turning up toolbar results for the cracks to those programs, this ruling would only be in effect in the US. This would mean separate Googles for each and every country... But the thing is, unless you rely on China-like tactics (which aren't particularily effective to begin with), there's no reason that someone in the US can't access google.ca or some such. i.e. Going through the trouble of censoring the American Google site really won't be effective. It'll just be a big waste of taxpayer (for enforcement) and corporate (for implementation) money, which will end up hurting the average Joe more than the occasional software "pirate".

    39. Re:No leg to stand on? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Keygen, I could see just skipping over for suggestions. Not as many legitimate uses.

      What!?! You've never heard of encryption keys? How about just every SSH implementation I've ever seen? You can't foresee whether the use of a word is legitimate or not and they shouldn't have to. Let these guys sue the people distributing tools for trademark violation and leave Google alone.

    40. Re:No leg to stand on? by southpolesammy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This brings up the question of syntax vs. semantics. Right now, Google could filter based on syntax, but what if the Kiddiez start getting smart about things and instead of labelling the hacked versions "crack" or "keygen" or "warez", they labelled it "orange juice" or "pinto" or "football" -- words that have no semantic relation to the issues at hand here. Sure, Google could get smart too and start filtering those, but the list of unrelated words or phrases could almost be limitless -- moreso if foreign words are allowed.

      In my mind, I'm getting this picture of anti-virus programs and their virus signature checking algorithms, and the run-time complexity involved as the number of signatures increases. In this case, it could be exponential in a very short time period if Google is forced to filter every single search string against a rapidly growing list of "questionable" keywords.

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    41. Re:No leg to stand on? by jcorno · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think most people misunderstood Google's statement, which I'm guessing the Serverspro legal team specifically intended. Google claims the results can't be filtered. The lawyers say that's not true, because they can filter the search terms. The two are obviously different. Unless I completely misread it, Google was saying that you won't get suggestions if you search for "porn," not that you won't get any suggestions that contain the word porn. Filtering indivual search terms would be a lot less complicated than filtering the millions of indexed web pages.

    42. Re:No leg to stand on? by grnbrg · · Score: 1
      But now you're getting into all that EULA nonsense.

      Did I sign to agree to any games' EULA? No.

      Was I even given the opportunity to read and accept/deny a EULA before purchasing a game? No.

      Was there even any mention of a EULA on the box? No.

      Will wherever I bought the game allow it to be returned after I open the box, try to install the game, see the EULA, and not accept it? No.

      So, since you haven't agreed otherwise, it would also be legitimate to burn copies of the game to CD and sell them for $5 each on E-bay?

      If your defence for considering crack or keygen use 'legitimate' involves arguments like "I didn't agree to any EULA!" then it's on shakey ground.


      grnbrg.

    43. Re:No leg to stand on? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Go try the google suggest feature. It will start suggesting various warez links for software titles, but will offer nothing for say porn or sex. Obviously they are filtering the suggestions, but it might be a vary simple filter, that says ok if any of several sex terms is entered it will give no results because of the pruitan outlook in the US.

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    44. Re:No leg to stand on? by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

      "I was wondering if stucco would bond to latex, so I thought I'd just do a quick search on the internet for 'Latex bondage'..."

      Quote from a flash movie I saw once, called "Keep your parents off the internet". Google is flawed is this regard... Google Suggest terms are democratic: not by votes, but but frequency of searches. A reccomendation is made based on what other people are searching. Unfortunately, calling it "Suggest" seems to be the problem. Calling it "related terms" would be more appropriate. Google hasn't done anything outright illegal, but they've written software that has accidentally performed an illegal action. If they change the software's name, context of use, and possibly filter out specific keywords and pay a small damages fee, they'll be in the clear again.

    45. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it was called the PATRIOT Act. Nothing about patriots in it.

      Just because it is called "Google Suggest" doesn't mean Google Suggests You Crack The Copy.

    46. Re:No leg to stand on? by m874t232 · · Score: 1

      (Admittedly, I can't think of any legitimate reason most people would do so)

      You just used them with a legitimate reason, didn't you?

    47. Re:No leg to stand on? by hublan · · Score: 5, Insightful
      No one is going to believe that technical restrictions shit, especially not from Google.

      From the first hit using the search terms "serverscheck crack":


      Shareware Connection periodically updates pricing and software information from third-party sources, so some information may be slightly out-of-date. You should confirm all information before relying on it. Software piracy is theft, Using crack, password, serial numbers, registration codes, key generators (keygens), warez is illegal and prevent future software development.

      How would you go about filtering this site? Curious.

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    48. Re:No leg to stand on? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Insightful
      >I just don't understand why companies, individuals and interest groups keep going after the messenger.

      I know this is probably too obvious, but because the messenger has billlyuns and billllyuns of dollars and the people that are actually doing something illegal are A: hard to catch and B: have (by design, or because they're the type of people who find it difficult to get a legitimate job) few available assets.

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    49. Re:No leg to stand on? by AviLazar · · Score: 0

      Google, can upon notice put in filters. I would understand your complaint if nobody reported this probem with this particular company and then the company sues, but google said they couldnt filter the content when they can. They f'd up. Personally, I think fixing it and paying for ServerChecks legal fee's should be enough.

      I just don't understand why companies, individuals and interest groups keep going after the messenger.

      Google is just not a messenger, google is a guide and it can guide you to legal and illegal things. What happens if you want to comit murder and I show you the way to your target? I became an accessory to murder. Now in Google's case they can claim innocence on a lot of things "Hey we didnt know people were linking to servercheck cracks - we have millions of sites, you gotta TELL us that something is up and then we can fix it." But they didn't, they said "nothing we can do".

      I do not think this is frivolous, but keep in mind, to your last question - some companies (not necessarily this one) sue other companies to make a quick buck.

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    50. Re:No leg to stand on? by bahwi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "And what about if those words were being used for legitimate purposes?"

      There are plenty of legitimate uses, but, it's a minor convenience, so it shouldn't be a big deal. It's not like you can't search for those words, it just won't suggest them.

    51. Re:No leg to stand on? by Knuckles · · Score: 2, Informative

      it would also be legitimate to burn copies of the game to CD and sell them for $5 each on E-bay

      No, because this violates copyright law, and is not in the EULA.

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    52. Re:No leg to stand on? by rtconner · · Score: 1

      this is so stupid..

      "Google, your product is high quality, but not high enough. So we are going to sue you"

      I'm sure Google has put tons and tons of effort into filtering out porn. Should they be sued for not filtering out other things. They are a search engine, they provide information. Information is legal in the U.S. under all circumstances as far as I can tell. What you do with that information is another story...

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    53. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if I believe you. Having google throw "crack" and "keygen" in as associations with your production name is kind of like having google send crack dealers and hookers over to hang out on the sidewalk in front of your traditional retail space.

      I wonder if those suggests are based on prior customer searches and if google would do similar things if a few thousand people all went to google and searched for "Larry Page child molester" and "Sergey Brin crack addict" or "Eric Schmidt wife beater" and do you think that they would find a way to avoid such suggests showing up in the future?

    54. Re:No leg to stand on? by jrockway · · Score: 1
      And if by "my country" you mean the United States, you're correct. Take a look here at http://cr.yp.to/softwarelaw.html:


      For example, after purchasing a copy of Microsoft Windows NT 4.0 Workstation---which is a poorly tuned version of NT 4.0 Server, minus a few utilities---you can back it up, apply a small patch that fixes the tuning, and run the result.

      Microsoft hates this. Of course, Microsoft could restrict your rights by demanding that you sign a contract before you get a copy of Windows NT, but this would not do wonders for Windows sales.

      So Microsoft puts a ``license'' on all of its software and pretends that you don't have the right to use the software unless you agree to the ``license.'' You can't patch Windows without their permission, according to the license; you can't use NT Workstation for more than 10 simultaneous connections; you must give Microsoft your first-born son. (Or something like that.)

      The problem with Microsoft's license is that it's unenforceable. You can simply ignore it. Microsoft can't win a copyright infringement lawsuit: you own the software that Microsoft sold you, and Congress gave you the right to use it.
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    55. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that something is hard doesn't mean that they should be allowed to do it. It is hard for coal burning power plants to not release excessive amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere and we need electricity, so they had to find a solution. The fact that Google wants to make a product, and that "google is good", and it's technically difficult to not make their product damage unrelated third parties, does not justify them making said product that causes damage to third parties.

      Google has repeatedly shown that they don't care if other people have to carry the financial burden of Google's business practices, why do you think this is any different? It's not about it being hard for Google, it's about it being profitable for Google regardless of what kind of financial fallout happens to others.

    56. Re:No leg to stand on? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If I knew that, I'd have written a beautiful filtering proxy, sold it to a bunch of chumps, and been sitting on a beach someplace drinking something out of a coconut with an umbrella on it already.

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    57. Re:No leg to stand on? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      No way, that would be like people making up a new word for p0rn. Can't see that happening.

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    58. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Google can't make a product that is ethical, moral, and legitimate then they don't have a right to make a product.

      Imagine that I put a animal rendering plant right next to your house. Is it your problem that your neighborhood now has an overpowering stench of rotting meat or is that my problem? My guess is you'd say it is my problem even though it would be difficult for me to eliminate the smell. So why do you make the excuse for Google that it would be difficult/expensive for them to solve this problem so they should just go ahead and "stink up" the searches for this company's product.

    59. Re:No leg to stand on? by modecx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not like google is suggesting that you go an get a crack for your software, it's suggesting that it might a word you're looking for, based on what other people search for.

      It's exactly like page-rank. If you go searching for "Santorum" because you're looking for Senator Rick Santorum's personal website, you're not going to find it as the first result, because more pages link to spreadingsantorum.com than they do linking to the senator's site... But instead of the content of the web dictating what comes first, it's the users that dictate what comes first, as a byproduct of what they ultimately click on.

      So, as usual, they shouldn't be suing Google, they should be suing Google users that search for cracks.

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    60. Re:No leg to stand on? by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      You assume that google will ban useful words like crack, hack, serialz, etc...

      I'd ban anything related toword ServersCheck instead. Much easier to do and more reliable.

    61. Re:No leg to stand on? by mrsbrisby · · Score: 1
      I can: wanting to get no-cd cracks so as to be able to play all your computer games on your laptop without having to lug 50 CDs around.
      Which is not a legitimate use.

      Of course that's a legitimate use.

      I bet the EULA and/or license for the game forbids you from using such software.

      So what? You read this copyrighted post, and to make use of it (understand it), you must agree to these terms: I forbid you from eating grapes!

      Does that mean it's illegal to eat grapes? You did read my post, and it's copyrighted, and it has affected you in exactly the same way as any other copyrighted material you otherwise legally receive.

      So why are you still legally allowed to eat grapes? Because I can't take away your rights "just by saying so", and neither can software publishers.
    62. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen seen quite a few legitament cases for no-cd cracks.

      I have in my lifetime seen exactly ONE case for a keygen. My grandpa lost the key to a ten year old version of CorelDraw.

      To my mind, the no-cd crack is perfectly OK, the keygen is not.

    63. Re:No leg to stand on? by Oztun · · Score: 1

      Its bigger than that, I typed windows xp and "windows xp crack" was suggested.

    64. Re:No leg to stand on? by blugu64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Such a great act! on Slashdot no less! I good sir modded you up!.....oh wait...

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    65. Re:No leg to stand on? by bunions · · Score: 1

      Please explain why it is googles responsibility to sanitize the content of the internet.

      If bad people are pirating software then the appropriate response is to put those people in prison, not to blame google for finding them.

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    66. Re:No leg to stand on? by sdnoob · · Score: 1

      looks like they already removed the offending 'suggested' searches when you start typing 'servercheck' into a 'suggest-enabled' search box. i only get four suggests, and none of them are crack or serial related.

      case closed.

      i'm sure all they had to do is ask google and they would've complied. some people (and companies) like to bitch (file lawsuit) first / think later (or not at all).

      heck, i wouldn't be suprised if google had a database that holds terms not to relate to one another when 'suggesting' a search, and that they have a nifty little interface for that database so their worker bees can efficiently update it whenever needed.

      the only thing i can think of (other than the obvious lure of the large settlement) why people constantly harrass google in the courts over trivial matters like this, that could easily be solved with some good ol' fashioned common sense, is that these people are short-selling google stock, and then trying to make a buck when the stock dips on the negative press (knowing full well that the settlement will never happen).

    67. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what about if those words were being used for legitimate purposes? (Admittedly, I can't think of any legitimate reason most people would do so)

      I can think of one business purpose. If your business is selling key generation algorithms to software developers, you might want people to find you when they look for "keygen"s.

      For editorial purposes one could say that "The developers of APPLICATION-X must smoke crack if they think people will pay $200 for a subversion upgrade."

    68. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously have no idea what this story is all about. Go read the article and then come back and try again.

      OK, I'll summarize it for you. Joe Searcher goes to google.com and uses the suggest feature. As they start to type in "servercheck" google then sends them suggestions for autocompleting their search. In this case those suggestions are that you try searching for "servercheck crack", "servercheck keygen", etc.

      Just like in the gp's post the rendering plant is responsible for your neighborhood stink, in this case google is responsible for sending searchers the suggestion that they look for "servercheck crack".

      All of this has nothing to do with google sanitizing anything and everything to do with google being clever but half-assed.

    69. Re:No leg to stand on? by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      When I read the article in my newspaper, my first thought wasn't that they wanted to censor google, it was that they wanted to use a lawsuit to promote their product. It seems to have worked; we now all know about serverscheck. That small company now has global coverage. Another job well done, it seems.

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    70. Re:No leg to stand on? by AndrewRUK · · Score: 1
      i'm sure all they had to do is ask google and they would've complied. some people (and companies) like to bitch (file lawsuit) first / think later (or not at all).
      According to the article they did ask, and Google said that they couldn't do it: "Van Laere said he was told by Google that Web sites with illegal content would be removed from their index, but that it couldn't tweak the Suggest feature." Interesting how being sued can suddenly make the impossible possible...
    71. Re:No leg to stand on? by TrekkieGod · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I guess this means a lot of people search for these things. But it's probably fair to complain about Google actually suggesting these search terms.

      What's wrong with suggesting those search terms? First of all they are search terms. Searching for them isn't illegal. Getting pirated copies is. Second, some of those have dual meanings that are hard to filter. Cracks could relate to things that are not software related, how would the software know the difference? Finally, not every one of those are necessarily illegitimate. Cracks have their legitimate uses. Every gamer I know cracks their single player games that they paid for, so that they don't have to keep the cd in the drive when playing. People with legitimate copies of windows crack them so they don't have to go through the activation process every time they format / reinstall.

      DMCA, yeah, yeah...That law needs to be rescinded.

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    72. Re:No leg to stand on? by madcow_bg · · Score: 1

      Well, whether software EULAs are enforcable is still under question. Recently on /. there was a post about a firm that resells software licenses. In UK it is perfectly legal, because of their law of the land, that cannot be denied because of a contract you make. And that is legal no matter what the EULA claims. It is kind of a lie, if you ask me. And, of course, the problem may arrise WHEN EULAs become enforcable (Which they are not up to date.)

    73. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "legitimate use" and "legal use" are not the same thing. Lugging around 50 CDs isn't something that content producers should have the power to force me to do.

    74. Re:No leg to stand on? by DragonWriter · · Score: 3, Insightful
      But it's probably fair to complain about Google actually suggesting these search terms.


      Google Suggest is a brand name for a search engine running against a database of collected popular combinations of search terms. It is no more an set of actual suggestions from Google as the term "suggestion" is used in casual conversation than Microsoft Office is an actual "office", or Microsoft Sam and Mary are actual little people living inside your computer that talk to you, or than Mozilla Firefox is a flambeed mammal.

    75. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Don't be evil"

    76. Re:No leg to stand on? by bunions · · Score: 1

      How do you think the autosuggest terms get in there to begin with? Google looks at it's search and finds words that are often associated with the previous word. The fact that buttloads of people have people with webpage offering cracks for someones software shows up in the search.

      You can filter "porn" because Google simply never wants to show porn. You don't want to filter "serial" or "key" because those are terms that have other uses.

      But, because someone has whined about it loudly enough, they'll probably simply add to the autosuggest blacklist. People who are looking for software cracks will continue to find them just fine, while people who are innocently looking for something like "serial port" or "key making" will get a substandard experience.

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    77. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically, Google is suggesting that people should search for cracks, keygens, and other things which hurt the business of said product.

      So when google filters out crack, keygen, etc, what happens when people start releasing crax, keyjens, etc? This is a battle that google could never win, but would kill what might be an otherwise useful tool.

      Ah well, welcome to an age where hailing down a cop to tell them theres a mugging down the street gets you arrested.

    78. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, why aren't you giving an example? The one given in the write-up is just Google not providing suggestions whatsoever for a term. That is not the same as filtering -- that is simply not allowing suggestion to work on a term. If that is what some company would like Google to do, they should ask for that. The suggestions are other people's actual searches.

      The real question why is searching by keyword being misconstrued as somehow illegal?

    79. Re:No leg to stand on? by WML+MUNSON · · Score: 0

      You can't think of any legitimate reason why someone would use the word "crack" in their search terms?

      Stop being a nerd for ONE SECOND and remember that real life objects can "crack" and people like to know how to fix them, or that people might want to research drugs for a school project.

    80. Re:No leg to stand on? by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      As someone who meta-mods every day here, I'd like to say thanks. I see abuse of the mod system almost every time I meta-mod -- I'd estimate that around 90% of negative moderations are abusive (i.e., the mod disagreed with the poster). It's very refreshing to see someone trying to be fair.

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    81. Re:No leg to stand on? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Cracks could relate to things that are not software related, how would the software know the difference?

      I was able to come up with this pretty quickly - if one of the things is "search term crack", and it happens that another is "search term keygen", then I'm fairly sure you can be sure the search isn't related to sealing plaster on your wall.

    82. Re:No leg to stand on? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      If a "phrase crack" suggestion also has a "phrase warez" and "phrase keygen" suggestion, you've got more than a passing chance at accurately guessing context.

    83. Re:No leg to stand on? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      I'm sure Google has put tons and tons of effort into filtering out porn. Should they be sued for not filtering out other things. They are a search engine, they provide information.

      They did put an effort into it, which showed it to be technically feasible - now they're acknowledging a problem, but saying it's "technically impossible" to do it for them to do it - which flies in the face of their porn efforts.

    84. Re:No leg to stand on? by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1

      If Google were to put such a filter in place, they now have to examine each search result, and attempt to determine if the instance is talking about breaking software, protecting software, or illegally using software.

      They wouln't need to filter search results. What they are asking them to do doesn't affect your search results. You could still type 'microsoft office crack' and get the results you want. What they are asking is that their "intellisense" technology not suggest the words "crack" "keygen" when someone is typing in the name of their software. I don't think that is un-reasonable and I imagine (or at least hope) that they are not throwing all the search words associated with "natalie portman" up there. I imagine there are some I wouldn't want my children seeing.

      Google is just being stubborn on this one.

    85. Re:No leg to stand on? by ticklemeozmo · · Score: 1

      Fuck that. Legitimacy is determined by whether it's ethical and moral, not whether it's legal!

      Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary & Thesaurus says:

      legitimate:

      Etymology: Middle English legitimat, from Medieval Latin legitimatus, past participle of legitimare to legitimate, from Latin legitimus legitimate, from leg-, lex law
      1a: lawfully begotten; specifically : born in wedlock
      b: having full filial rights and obligations by birth
      2: being exactly as purposed : neither spurious nor false
      3a: accordant with law or with established legal forms and requirements
      b: ruling by or based on the strict principle of hereditary right
      4: conforming to recognized principles or accepted rules and standards
      5: relating to plays acted by professional actors but not including revues, burlesque, or some forms of musical comedy synonym see lawful.
      Synonyms LAWFUL, innocent, legal, licit
      Related Word cogent, sound, valid; acknowledged, recognized; customary, usual; natural, normal, regular, typical
      Antonyms illegitimate

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    86. Re:No leg to stand on? by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1

      Of course, that starts down a very slippery slope, especially when you think of things like Google.cn

      Ah, the old familiar slippery slope argument...


      This argument has held up stupid ideas for long enough. There is no slippery slope.

      If the government asks you to register your weapons you are not short years away from being in a police state. That only happens when you allow GB into office.

      Allowing two homosexuals to marry does not mean we are on the road to allowing inter-species marriages.

      Also, are you telling me that a company that can find every web site in its database with the words "tolkien calendar" (2.3 mil) in .22 seconds cannot filter out a simple list of words from its suggestions? I call bullshit. This isn't some SQL server sitting under a desk in Prague, it's millions (billions?) of dollars worth of hardware and software constantly ripping through data. Apparently, even Google lies.

    87. Re:No leg to stand on? by Mikkeles · · Score: 1
      'And what about if those words were being used for legitimate purposes? (Admittedly, I can't think of any legitimate reason most people would do so)'

      basement wall crack repair?

      crack cocaine treatment in [your town]?

      supersonic whip crack?

      ssh-keygen - authentication key generation, management and conversion?

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    88. Re:No leg to stand on? by aaronl · · Score: 1

      People have pointed out that porn doesn't occur in the suggestions. As I said, it was very likely that it was hard coded into the application.

      If Google allows this company to supply a list of excluded keywords, then *every* company will do the same. It's the same principle as not negotiating with terrorists. To do so encourages many others to follow suit so that they get their way.

    89. Re:No leg to stand on? by indaba · · Score: 1
      I think Google should only serve ads from legitimate businesses.

      The only problem with a statement like that is that it creates the meta-problem of "what is a legitimate business ?"

      If the decision is based on some moral principle, then who's morals ?

      If it's based on a legal principle, then please point to one. International Law, not domestic US law preferably.

      For example, in most of the middle east, ads for Victoria's Secrets would be both moral and illegal. ergo - not "legitimate"
      Why Should Google NOT serve Victoria's Secrets ads to the browsers in the middle east ?
      http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=womens+und erwear+online

      How about ads for prime beef in India ?

    90. Re:No leg to stand on? by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      Which is not a legitimate use.

      Not in the same category as using a no-cd crack to play a warez copy of a game, I'll admit. But I bet the EULA and/or license for the game forbids you from using such software.

      A crack or a keygen may make it much easier for you to run software that you are entitled to use, and using one in such a situation might not (and probably will not) result in litigation, but that does not mean it's a legitimate use.

      This is a huge gray area, though. Simply becaus they dictate certain terms in the EULA does not mean that they are enforceable. What is or is not fair use in regards to circumventing protection schemes for media that you purchased legitimately has not been established in court, as far as I know. IANAL, but I am also pretty sure that if they know that users are regularly breaking the EULA and do nothing about it (and I don't know of any cases where any company has prosecuted someone for using a no-cd crack) then a person is much less likely to be found at fault for breaking the EULA in court.

    91. Re:No leg to stand on? by Petrushka · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Another point here is that Google offers an international service. Even if some judge does rule that Google has to, for example, keep program searches from turning up toolbar results for the cracks to those programs, this ruling would only be in effect in the US.

      This is, I am afraid, incorrect. Google is a US company, and censors according to the requirements of US law everywhere (though in some countries it censors under local laws too, as in the cases of China, France, and Germany). Google.cn, google.de, google.fr, google.co.nz, etc etc, all censor the same results that get censored in the US, complete with the standard DMCA notice, even though the DMCA is not in effect in any of those countries. I contacted Google about this when I noticed it, and they pretty quickly confirmed that this is indeed the case.

    92. Re:No leg to stand on? by redcane · · Score: 1

      I thought you couldn't post on a thread you had moderated on?

    93. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How do you think the autosuggest terms get in there to begin with? Google looks at it's search and finds words that are often associated with the previous word. The fact that buttloads of people have people with webpage offering cracks for someones software shows up in the search.


      Truly, you are competing for the position of village idiot. The situation you are describing, one of comparing partial search with all possible matching words, isn't solvable. It's not O(N^2), it's O(N^N). Google's "suggest" feature has nothing to do with search results. It is based on previous searches performed.

      All of which is moot. This isn't about what other people are doing, it's about what Google is doing. And what Google is doing is acting in bad faith. It's the online equivalent of standing near a newsstand suggesting to passersby that they steal a paper because that's what other people they have seen pass-by have done.
    94. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not in the same category as using a no-cd crack to play a warez copy of a game, I'll admit. But I bet the EULA and/or license for the game forbids you from using such software.

      Great, just show me my signature on a contract I signed with them and I'll stop.

      By creating a copy of this post in your browser's cache you agree to pay me the sum of $100.

    95. Re:No leg to stand on? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Not everything that's written in an EULA holds for every jurisdiction.

    96. Re:No leg to stand on? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      just like you can still go to google and type in "hot naked donkey porn" and get results.
      Doesn't fly.
    97. Re:No leg to stand on? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      There are many reasons that the word "crack" (or some such) and the name of a piece of software can legitimately be on the same page.

      For instance, just seaching for serverscheck crack finds on the first hit a legit shareware site with the admonition "Software piracy is theft, Using crack, password, serial numbers, registration codes, key generators (keygens), warez is illegal and prevent future software development." Which is frustrating if you actually DID want a crack..... But I don't know how hte "suggest" feature works, perhspas it should be more positively vetted than a normal search.

    98. Re:No leg to stand on? by Widowwolf · · Score: 3, Informative

      hence why he posted to remove the negative moderation he accidently left...If you mod something, then go back to post, it will null out that moderation

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    99. Re:No leg to stand on? by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 1
      It's considered legitimate use in most democracies, trumping EULAs.

      Eivind.

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    100. Re:No leg to stand on? by somersault · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I thought, it's not that google are 'suggesting' that whatever you find is legal, it's that these are other high ranked search terms similar to what you've typed in. There are so many issues that people could blame google for, some that people probably haven't even thought of yet, and that google isn't going to be able to foresee easily.

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    101. Re:No leg to stand on? by gsslay · · Score: 1
      Except Google's Adwords are every bit as bad.

      Do a search on "Microsoft Word" and the topmost link is from a Google advertiser stating that you can obtain it for 99 cents by joining their P2P network. Naturally their website has the usual weaselly "do not breach copyright" waffle, but it amounts to diddly when the web page and Google advert is headed "Download Microsoft Word now"

    102. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to have confused copyrighting with software licensing

    103. Re:No leg to stand on? by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      There *are* legitimate purposes for using cracks. You may have damaged the dongle that came with software you purchased and the company that produced it can't/ won't give you a new one. The copy protections may cause great inconvenience to use, it might even break things. Many kids software products require you to put the CD into the drive to run it. It's not reasonable to expect a 4 year old to keep track of several CDs and not scratch them, so I make images on the hard drive. Most of the time this works, but when it doesn't I have to look for a crack.

      Now, you can say, "Don't use the software, if it's that hard to use", but I've already paid for it, no one is going to give me a refund, and the form of copy protection isn't mentioned on the outside of the box. (Or even in most manuals)

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    104. Re:No leg to stand on? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      It figures I would pick an example that didn't actually have results.

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    105. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google is a search engine, correct? Not some web overlord. Their purpose is to give results. And any suggestions can be used or disregarded--but that is the user's decision.

    106. Re:No leg to stand on? by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1

      As I said, it was very likely that it was hard coded into the application.

      I would think that googles developers would be smarter than that; given what they have accomplished so far.

      It's the same principle as not negotiating with terrorists. To do so encourages many others to follow suit so that they get their way.

      What is wrong with using the rational minds we were blessed with and saying google shouldn't suggest illegal activities, but it's okay for them to include suggestions that a company may not like that aren't illegal.

      On another note, it doesn't matter whether you negotiate with terrorists or not. They strike when they strike. If you look at the history of terrorism, the principle of non-negotiation doesn't seem too compelling and then there's the whole question of who qualifies as a terrorist. We negotiate with other criminals all the time (not including the ones in the government).

    107. Re:No leg to stand on? by mlemley · · Score: 1

      The problem is that determining all the possible ways a search could lead people to illegal products is awfully hard to do up front. It's one thing to filter out words like porn, and quite another to try to anticipate who will complain about copyright infringement, trademark infringement, defamation, obscenity, spyware, spam and the host of other potentially illegal content. Unless you want lawyers involved in designing search results, the only option may be a "notice and takedown" system that waits until people have identified problems with a particular search term.

    108. Re:No leg to stand on? by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      I don't see why they can't make 'Google Suggest' opt-out like 'Google Cache'. If someone owns the trademark on a term, then give them the option of not having any 'suggestions' show up for searches on that term.

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    109. Re:No leg to stand on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can. Cool. But would you like to be in an army of censors working for Google? How does the software decide this? Who tells it how to interpret the English language- someone has to. And langauge evolves to manage limitations on usage;

      For example crack didn't always relate to software (even after software was invented)- it only took on a meaning when someone actually 'wanted' to crack some of the software. Subsequent to that it only took on the meaning crack has today when larger numbers of people were creating or otherwise needing to use cracks.

      If we decide it is OK to sensor Google for commerical reasons here as they do in China, is it OK to do censor it in other ways too? Is it not thus OK to censor the Internet? Why do we not want the most commonly used search terms reminding us what is actually going on around us?

      Besides if we ban crack and keygen on the 'Net, people will just call them something else, just like software(s) became warez. The DRM crowd are just trying to come at the world from every angle they can to try and make back the ground they lost by failing to market their products online appropriately in the first place. Why should Freedom of speech be crippled to protect one group of wallet's, especially when they are being defended by some of the best paid lobbyists in the world?

    110. Re:No leg to stand on? by aaronl · · Score: 1

      I don't want to get into a discussion on the quality of Google products; we all have differing opinions on that one.

      Of course it's fine to rationally design software, or, in this case, rationally block illegal things. The *problem* is when it looks like you did this because of something like a lawsuit. It makes it look like all anyone has to do is sue you to get their way.

      In the context of terrorists, no, the US, at least, really doesn't negotiate with them. Not even before Bush's everyone-is-a-terrorist days. That was why the US didn't have a constant stream of hijacking, bombings, etc. It didn't get a terrorist anywhere, because the US Federal gov would rather mount an urban strike to try a hostage rescue than entertain demands. While many other countries were fairly regular terrorist problems, the US did not. It really does depend on exactly what *you* mean by a criminal.

    111. Re:No leg to stand on? by mrsbrisby · · Score: 1

      You seem to have confused copyrighting with software licensing

      You seem to believe that software licensing exists in the absense of a signed license.

      It doesn't.

    112. Re:No leg to stand on? by tha_mink · · Score: 1

      Google, can upon notice put in filters. I would understand your complaint if nobody reported this probem with this particular company and then the company sues, but google said they couldnt filter the content when they can. They f'd up. Personally, I think fixing it and paying for ServerChecks legal fee's should be enough.

      I think you're way off here. For example, what if I have written an article on "cracking software" and called it "crackz". If google filters that type stuff, my article would be included in the filter. When you start filtering, or in this case not suggesting, results based on search terms, then you run the risk of leaving out valid result sets.

      You're basically talking about conspiracy, which in most cases requires intent on behalf of both parties. How can it be illegal to automatically suggest search terms based on user input? Go search google for how to commit the perfect murder you'll get detailed results on how to do it. Does that mean google needs to install a murder filter? Then what?

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    113. Re:No leg to stand on? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      I think you're way off here. For example, what if I have written an article on "cracking software" and called it "crackz". If google filters that type stuff, my article would be included in the filter. When you start filtering, or in this case not suggesting, results based on search terms, then you run the risk of leaving out valid result sets. You're basically talking about conspiracy, which in most cases requires intent on behalf of both parties. How can it be illegal to automatically suggest search terms based on user input? Go search google for how to commit the perfect murder you'll get detailed results on how to do it. Does that mean google needs to install a murder filter? Then what?

      Google, can put in filters and if that means it filters your article, well then it filters your article. I do not know where you got a "conspiracy" angle because I at no point mentioned it or implied it...what I did say is that google spoke without thinking. Someone, in some department - who is not a techno geek - said impossible when it very well is possible. Not a conspiracy, just a mistake.

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    114. Re:No leg to stand on? by tha_mink · · Score: 1

      Not "a conspiracy" but "conspiracy" as in

      "Conspiracy has been defined in America as an agreement of two or more people to commit a crime, or to accomplish a legal end through illegal actions. For example, planning to rob a bank (an illegal act) in order to raise money for charity (a legal end) remains a criminal conspiracy because the parties agreed to use illegal means to accomplish the end goal. The commonly used phrase: "The ends don't justify the means" reflects the same legal reasoning."

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  2. This can be a bad thing by NickCatal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They start censoring individual keywords there is going to be no quality control, since obviously they can't work with every keyword that entered on google or in the toolbar.

    If there is an automated way, what is there to prove that a competitor is not doing it?

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    1. Re:This can be a bad thing by rockytriton · · Score: 0

      they shouldn't sensor things like the company name, but it's just plain stupid to sensor something like porn but not sensor something like serialz, warez, or keygen.

  3. Does that mean... by bluemeep · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...that more people are interested in pirated copies of their software than their actual brand? I'm far from an expert at the workings of search engine toolbars (hate 'em), but doesn't that particular function bring up the most popular searches for that keyword?

    1. Re:Does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily. A lot of shady sites employ shady SEO practices to rank for all sorts of keyword combinations. The "[application name] crack" one is pretty common. Search for something like that and most of the sites you'll come across are just keyword and ad-loaded pages with no relevant content.

    2. Re:Does that mean... by hackstraw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      doesn't that particular function bring up the most popular searches for that keyword?

      That is what the article seems to imply, and knowing how Google does things, I would bet money on it.

      So, in other words they are being sued for an algorithm that is based on input from people based on their behavior, so of course Google is to blame (bigger pockets and a name than random anonymous joe smoe that actually did the searching).

      The thing that sucks is because the 70-80 year old judge that probably cannot do anything besides use a push button telephone is actually going to ponder this for more than the 20 seconds it takes a technology minded person to ponder it.

      Its just an algorithm based on user input. Much like searching for miserable failure. Google may or may not collectively agree with the result of such search, but they did not dope their search database with the information. It just happened. Shit happens.

    3. Re:Does that mean... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      From the Google Suggest FAQ linked to below: For example, Google Suggest uses data about the overall popularity of various searches to help rank the refinements it offers. From this, it sounds like 'serverscheck crack' is the second highest search term with 'serverscheck professional' coming in third.

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    4. Re:Does that mean... by chrispalasz · · Score: 1

      This post is a far cry from a level 5 rating.

    5. Re:Does that mean... by Firehed · · Score: 2, Informative
      Shouldn't thins tell the company in question that they're charging too much for their software, rather than suing Google is easy money? If software is good and cheap, I buy it. If it's overpriced (at least given how I'll use it, such as Photoshop), I look for alternative operating methods.

      If a company is losing lots of money to piracy, that means most of the time that they're charging too much - high school economics has told me more than enough to figure out that charging less means more sales, and there's a point where your profit per sale and number of sales are optimal. Yes, there are always going to be pirates just looking to get out of paying, and you can't do much about it, but when you've overcharged to the point of making legitimate users steal your software, your business model is shot.

      Google trends has given us some insight into piracy as well, but that doesn't mean they encourage it. Rather than companies suing richer companies because they provide information that, statistically speaking, people want, they should use that information to their advantage and change their business model accordingly.

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    6. Re:Does that mean... by Kenja · · Score: 1
      Yup, thats more or less the case.

      Years ago i wrote a little HTML editor called Net Weasel. Thousands of downloads but not one registration. Do a quick search for it on google and all you see is cracks.

      I still get email from people asking for support on cracked copies. No one, and I mean NO ONE, has ever registered it.
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    7. Re:Does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, this is only the suggest feature. Can't they just add the words "keygen" and "crack" to the list of things they don't provide suggestions for? It's not like the search engine won't still find cracks...

    8. Re:Does that mean... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      You don't even need to add miserable to failure any more.

    9. Re:Does that mean... by RonnyJ · · Score: 1

      No, because people searching for their brand would very likely only search for a single word, i.e. 'ServersCheck'. It's no surprise that a lot of the most popular 'two word' search queries are piracy-related though.

    10. Re:Does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. That really sucks, and I'm very sorry to hear it.

    11. Re:Does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case the "70-80 year old judge who can't push a..." (nice ageism, BTW. Hope your children shove you in a home when you're 70 and tell the orderlies to keep you tied down and sedated. Ass.) is probably a thousand times more right and a billion times smarter than your tech-weenie.

      When you're presenting information as "suggestions" you really do have a bit more of a responsibility as to the content of that information than a straight search.

    12. Re:Does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd trust a "70-80 year old judge that blah blah ad hominem attack" before I trust a bunch of condescending armchair lawyers. The former understands the law; the latter read blogs and think they're experts.

    13. Re:Does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh oh, Gramps got loose again!

    14. Re:Does that mean... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Can't they just add the words "keygen" and "crack" to the list of things they don't provide suggestions for?

      Sure they _could_, but in my opinion and probably theirs, the should not.

      Much of Google's success is due to its learning and dynamic mechanisms for determining search results. In a nutshell, PageRank works by using context of terms and hyperlinked terms and seeing what they point to. Older search engines worked on much more primitive algorithms or methods like the title of the page, keywords, the body, and those mechanisms simply did not work very well, mostly because they were easy to manipulate. Sure, there is google bombing, which is what "failure" and "miserable failure" demonstrate, and those silly sites that are all owned by the same people and point to each other or blog spammers, but its pretty good. I believe it would be wrong for google to do hand manipulated alterations of their searching mechanism.

      Google's "Did you mean ...?" stuff is learned, not a dictionary, and its based on context, not a pure [mis]spelling algorithm. Google search appliances on your network learn your acronyms and their context and help you with the "Did you mean ... ?" stuff more specialized than an internet Google search.

      I hope they get past the technobabble and win the case because I believe that learning software is where its at. I guess its one of the first approximations towards AI.

    15. Re:Does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Much like searching for miserable failure [google.com].

      General Hayden will snatch your ass wthin ten minutes of his confirmation for that sleazy trick which brings down opprobrium on the Beloved Leader.

    16. Re:Does that mean... by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      They could, but then others will ask for additional keywords blocked, and it will go on and on. The search quality will eventually be affected. Then when the government asks for keywords blocked, and Google will no longer be able to say they don't block things.

      In other words, if they do this, they are admitting they are responsible for the content, and opening themselves up to a lot more lawsuits in the future.

      It's not unlike people saying "Can't there be a law to stop X?" After 50 years of that, the books are full, the law is incomprehensible to a normal citizen, and a lot of legitimate freedoms have been eroded.

    17. Re:Does that mean... by funfail · · Score: 1

      You don't even need to add miserable to failure any more.

      Or failure to miserable...

    18. Re:Does that mean... by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      "Shouldn't thins tell the company in question that they're charging too much for their software, rather than suing Google is easy money?"

      No it does not. I'm selling a type program which is very popular in that field, and the price is just $11.95 - comparable to a McDonalds meal. That price is nothing compared to the quality (the user satisfaction is high) and the fact that people even get 1 year of free upgrades and free support for that price. Yet when I use Google Suggest to search for that program, it suggest "crack", "warez", "password", "free" and "torrent".

      It does not matter how cheap and good a program is, there will always be freeloaders and kids who want to pirate things.

  4. Too Bad! by gasmonso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Telling Google to filter those selections is rediculous! If the company doesn't like people supplying cracks/serials then go after the offender... not Google just because they no they exist. I'm tired of all this crap. Pretty soon the MPAA and RIAA will go after Google because they index illegal mp3 and movies. What the hell is wrong with this world?

    http://religiousfreaks.com/
    1. Re:Too Bad! by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      the act is also manifestly stupid. Google will just say "ok, we will take off all reference to your company from our search engine forever". Now you have a small company who no one who uses google will be able to find. It makes no sense. I know they will get a little bit of (bad) publicity because of this, but when this ends no one will ever know about them again.

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    2. Re:Too Bad! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Looks like they did it already. I bet it wasn't even hard, they probably just added a row or two to a configuration db table someplace. There's nothing about cracks or serials anywhere in the first page of results.

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    3. Re:Too Bad! by mkrist · · Score: 1

      Indeed there is! At least in my browser:

      serverscheck
      serverscheck crack
      serverscheck professionel
      serverscheck pro
      serverscheck pro crack
      serverscheck keygen
      serverscheck serial
      serverscheckpro
      serverscheck professionel crack
      serverscheck review

      Of the first ten hits only two are "legitimate".

    4. Re:Too Bad! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Sorry, my brain took a vacation and didn't retain the part about using the google toolbar. I sit corrected.

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    5. Re:Too Bad! by jonnythan · · Score: 1

      serverscheck
      serverscheck professionel
      serverscheck pro
      serverscheckpro
      serverscheck review

      5 of 10.

    6. Re:Too Bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "rediculous" is the American way of spelling "ridiculous"?

    7. Re:Too Bad! by Nimey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Heh. ISAGN. Taco should code a comment filter that searches for common misspellings like that and deny the comment if any are found.

      Of course, that presupposes that Taco can spell.

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    8. Re:Too Bad! by crazyjeremy · · Score: 1
      Telling Google to filter those selections is rediculous! If the company doesn't like people supplying cracks/serials then go after the offender... not Google just because they no they exist. I'm tired of all this crap. Pretty soon the MPAA and RIAA will go after Google because they index illegal mp3 and movies. What the hell is wrong with this world?

      I'll tell you what's wrong... Thieves steal, then the crowds side with the thieves. That, and people can't spell ridiculous.
    9. Re:Too Bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is wrong with this world?

      Greed.

    10. Re:Too Bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'll tell you what's wrong... Thieves steal, then the crowds side with the thieves.

      How does that have anything to do with:

      "Telling Google to filter those selections" and "the MPAA and RIAA will go after Google because they index illegal mp3 and movies."

      ?

      Maybe the problem is that people try to deceive others by using words like "thieves" when no theft is occuring.

    11. Re:Too Bad! by Minwee · · Score: 1

      I see that you are new here.

    12. Re:Too Bad! by retupmoca · · Score: 1
      >Nimey (114278)
      >>Minwee (522556)
      >>I see that you are new here.

      Not as new as you...
    13. Re:Too Bad! by Minwee · · Score: 1
      Who is number one?

      You are, number 932711.

  5. The wonderful thing about the US legal system by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is that anyone can sue anybody for anything, even if it's later:

    a. tossed out of court;
    b. found totally without cause; or
    c. settled because the group/person being sued doesn't have enough legal firepower or deep pockets to fight the case.

    I predict that Google, who have just a teeny bit of money, isn't too worried about this one.

    Now, if it were say a Linux distro being sued by say a Unix license owner who claimed they had stolen their code, that's another animal, but that's because most distros don't have deep pockets or lawyers to throw on fires for no good reason.

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    1. Re:The wonderful thing about the US legal system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be interesting if this was happening in the US, troll.

    2. Re:The wonderful thing about the US legal system by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Google is a US firm, any lawsuit filed against them is a lawsuit against the US entity. However, good catch in that it's a Belgian lawsuit.

      So, we can thereby infer that any such restriction would be limited to Belgium. Which would then be appealed.

      We can also infer that, since Google has a pile of money big enough to reach the moon (not a joke), they can hire lots of Belgian and heck even Walloon lawyers to argue this case six ways to Sunday.

      My original premise still stands, but thank your for the clarification of the filing location of the suit.

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    3. Re:The wonderful thing about the US legal system by vrt3 · · Score: 1
      Google is a US firm, any lawsuit filed against them is a lawsuit against the US entity.
      The lawsuit is filed against the Dutch division of Google, which also operates in Belgium.

      And the suit is filed in Leuven, which is in Flanders, not in the Walloon region.
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    4. Re:The wonderful thing about the US legal system by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      thanks for the clarifying information.

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  6. No Porn Suggestions?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would anyone even use such a toolbar?

  7. I was wondering when this was going to happen by DaHat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Back in the 2600 case over the DeCSS source code the courts said that it was effectively illegal to link to something illegal.

    Since then I've been wondering when the major search engines were going to be sued because they link to illegal content such as child porn and pirated software.

    It'll be interesting to see how this pans out and if Google does lose you can surly expect to see others joining in against them and others due to the precedent it sets.

    1. Re:I was wondering when this was going to happen by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative
      Back in the 2600 case over the DeCSS source code the courts said that it was effectively illegal to link to something illegal.
      That's too broad of an interpretation, I believe. The specific law, as I recall, involved made it illegal to distribute certain kinds of information (which they should have found unconstitutional, but that's another problem), and they found that linking to the information violated that law. I'm pretty sure the court in that case did not articulate a general rule that it is categorically illegal to create a hyperlink to content which is itself illegal. Though in many cases, the laws that make content illegal might also apply to linking (particularly deliberate, specific linking) to such content.
    2. Re:I was wondering when this was going to happen by vinn01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      2600 lost because they were not a noble defendant.

      I think that the same lawsuit with a defendant of higher moral character would have had a different result (eg., Google).

      In some cases, the judge can't seem to look at the law instead of the defendant. I think 2600 was one of those cases. The judge saw scary hackers and seem to react "they must be stopped". It was a stupid ruling from a stupid judge. Don't expect that to slow Google down one bit.

    3. Re:I was wondering when this was going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if your implication that Google does (or might) link to Child Pr0n is valid.

      I'd google it, but I fear big brother. And what I might find.

    4. Re:I was wondering when this was going to happen by deblau · · Score: 1
      Back in the 2600 case over the DeCSS source code the courts said that it was effectively illegal to link to something illegal.

      That's not what they said. The Second Circuit said that it was illegal for Corley to link to sites he knew contained DeCSS. They were balancing First Amendment rights against the obvious restraint on speech that the DMCA required in its "shall not offer to the public" language. Their reasoning was that the DMCA, specifically 17 U.S.C. 1201(a)(2), "served substantial governmental interests and was unrelated to the suppression of free expression." Read their entire opinion here, especially the discussion section, III(B)(2). In other words, if you want to link to bomb-making instructions, Corley doesn't apply. You might be in trouble for other reasons (I don't know, I'd have to do research), but not because of the DeCSS case.

      What does this mean for Google? Well, if they 'know' that they're linking to something that a law prevents them from linking to (note that such a law is, a priori, a restraint on speech, and can be challenged on First Amendment grounds), then Corley says they might be in trouble.

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  8. Why are they suing Google? by Ant+P. · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...when Google just brought to their attention that certain websites were pirating their software and offered to list each of those sites for them?

    1. Re:Why are they suing Google? by Rick.C · · Score: 1

      Because there is no $ in 31337.

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    2. Re:Why are they suing Google? by XXIstCenturyBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not sure why the parent is modded as funny, because its more insightful than funny. Did that company sued the ISP or the maintainer of the sites? Nope. They went were the money is.

      Thats like charging someone with a crime because he knows where the neighborhood crackhouse is.

    3. Re:Why are they suing Google? by mordejai · · Score: 1

      Easy: Google has deep pockets. Most pirate sites don't.
      Not to mention they can be in different countries, be registered under fake names, etc.

    4. Re:Why are they suing Google? by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because they realize that they cannot stop pirating. Why would you even suggest they could? The RIAA cannot stop pirating, and it has a lot more money than a little software developer.

      The company representative even says this. He doesn't care so much that search results link to warez and crack sites, when you search for the terms "warez" and "cracks" along with the company name.

      He's concerned that legitimate customers, who just want to find the website, are being encouraged to search for warez and cracks, when they didn't type anything at all to suggest they wanted that stuff.

      There is a big difference here. The fact that the company representative acknowledges warez, and isn't trying to squash it RIAA-style, makes me better respect his desired to keep legitimate customers from being steered toward piracy by Google's suggestions.

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    5. Re:Why are they suing Google? by vrt3 · · Score: 1

      No, according to the article I read in a Belgian newspaper (ServersCheck is Belgian, as am I), the company first tried to stop Google from displaying said sites as suggestions via other ways. In each case, Google either ignored or denied their request. The only other option they saw was the legal one.

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    6. Re:Why are they suing Google? by lividdr · · Score: 1

      It's not just that. To extend the analogy, it's like charging a guy who is suggesting that people looking to buy a house in the neighborhood check out the local crack house because he has noticed a lot of traffic through it.

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    7. Re:Why are they suing Google? by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
      Thats like charging someone with a crime because he knows where the neighborhood crackhouse is.
      ...and freely tells anyone who asks.
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    8. Re:Why are they suing Google? by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      Well then... why don't the police ask them then?

    9. Re:Why are they suing Google? by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      "Hey buddy, do you know where I can find the c--" "--CRACKHOUSE? Yeah! Here's a map I made!"

    10. Re:Why are they suing Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is. Oh, by the way, they'll be able to do that shortly... see H.R. 1528, the "Defending America's Most Vulnerable: Safe Access to Drug Treatment and Child Protection Act of 2005" for details:

      http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c109:H.R.152 8:

      You thought you were being clever, but you were only being relevant. :)

  9. Play with this feature w/o the toolbar by LunaticTippy · · Score: 5, Informative

    I don't like installing toolbars, but you can dink around with the suggest feature here

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    1. Re:Play with this feature w/o the toolbar by CyberSlugGump · · Score: 1


      Hmm, the Learn more link on the Google suggest page is broken.... but I was able to google for the right link: http://labs.google.com/suggest/faq.html

    2. Re:Play with this feature w/o the toolbar by nfsilkey · · Score: 1

      I clicked your link for grins to see what this was about. First, it looks like the ServersCheck stuff has been remedied. There is also something interesting... Funny how I can get similar results returned with a ServersCheck query with some other interesting live search results via Google Suggest.

      Examples?

      -adobe photoshop cs
      (returns hits for crack, serial, keygen, etc.)
      -acrobat professional
      (returns hits for crack(s) and serial(s))
      -labview
      (returns hit for torrent)
      -office 2003
      (all but one are crack, keygen, and serial 'oriented')
      -dvd
      (just plain funny how just about every hit is a copy-protection circumvention oriented result)

      Lets just hope these big timers (MS/Adobe/NI all have some hefty cash money) dont follow suit with a suit to follow ... ;)

    3. Re:Play with this feature w/o the toolbar by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's funny is these are based on actual search statistics. I always knew a lot of people were up to no good, but it seems that the majority of people who type in office 2003 want to hack it.

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    4. Re:Play with this feature w/o the toolbar by toddestan · · Score: 1

      What's funny is these are based on actual search statistics. I always knew a lot of people were up to no good, but it seems that the majority of people who type in office 2003 want to hack it.

      Which makes it downright scary that the top suggestion for "goat" is goatse.

  10. MS Cracks? by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 0, Troll

    " Google Results: 1 - 10 of about 6,360,000 for "MS Cracks" "

    Nothing to see here, please move along now.

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    1. Re:MS Cracks? by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Joke's on you! Ms. Cracks was my 4th grade teacher! I'm sure most of that is just my pre-adolescent journals that 'found there way' onto the net.

      Ah, Ms. Cracks.... she was a very important part of my youth ;)

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    2. Re:MS Cracks? by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1

      Okay, you owe me a new monitor as I just spewed Diet Coke all over mine reading that :)

      Actually, we used to have a school teacher named Ms. Spellaburg that we called Ms. Spell for short.

      Then there was the ditzy IT Dept. secretary who was constantly sending people off in the wrong direction. We took to calling her Ms. Information until the PHB heard it and made us stop.

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    3. Re:MS Cracks? by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      My kindergarden teacher was Mrs. Hammermeister. At least I think that's how it was spelled. That was a long time ago.

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  11. Based on Searches by Constantine+Evans · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the Google Suggest FAQ, "Google Suggest uses data about the overall popularity of various searches to help rank the refinements it offers." Perhaps they have turned off suggestions for a few obvious terms (porn, etc), but I doubt they are actually filtering the searches used to rank the refinements - this would be quite difficult to do in general. Expecting google to weed through all of the searches that have been made in order to find what some might consider to be illegal would be absurd.

    1. Re:Based on Searches by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      I think you make an excellent point. To refine a bit:

      It is very likely that Google COULD implement some special case filtering, but as you point out, it could cost a lot of time and resources. I think they are actually concerned that caving in would set a precident that would just snowball.

      At the same time, Google has proved time and again that they are very capable of scaling their applications, so I bet they could work out something... it's just a hell of a lot easier to not get the ball moving in that direction to begin with.

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    2. Re:Based on Searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The obvious problem is many of the words are legitimate words used in every day conversation.

      Filtering out the word "Crack" for example would filter out many possible legitimate uses:

      "I tripped over a crack in the sidewalk."

      "John Doe found a crack in the security of some said software"

      And I could probably provide dozens more. Honestly I think this constant BS suing over patents has to end. So many of these so called technology companies do not develop anything or they just develop crap. But they manage to stay afloat because they tend to sue legitmate companies and win.

  12. They're right by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They should stop filtering on the word "porn"

    1. Re:They're right by True+Vox · · Score: 2, Funny

      KATE MONSTER
      The internet is really really great.

      TREKKIE MONSTER
      For porn!

      KATE MONSTER
      I got a fast connection so I didn't have to wait.

      TREKKIE MONSTER
      For porn!

      KATE MONSTER
      There's always some new site.

      TREKKIE MONSTER
      For porn!

      KATE MONSTER
      I browse all day and night.

      TREKKIE MONSTER
      For porn!

      KATE MONSTER
      It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.

      TREKKIE MONSTER
      For porn!

      KATE MONSTER
      (spoken)
      Trekkie!

      TREKKIE MONSTER
      (sung)
      The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn!
      Why do you think the net was born?
      Porn! Porn! Porn!

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    2. Re:They're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you want porn, just go to google images, shut off "safe search" and google to your hard's content.

    3. Re:They're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not again...

    4. Re:They're right by elyk · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the reason why they filter that is that it falls under the category of safesearch, which if memory serves is on by default. It would greatly hurt their public image it grade-school students started searching for "port" or something and were suggested to search for porn. But cracks, while illegal, do not fall under the domain of safesearch filtering. Also, regarding the technical aspects, it's much simpler to filter porn than it to filter cracks. There is only one meaning of porn, so you can be pretty sure that a search for it is a search for adult content. However, crack has many other meanings. Say, for example, someone as a crack in their car window. So they search for information on "window crack". How does google know the difference between this and someone who wants a pirated copy of microsoft windows? This is just another incident of "shoot the messenger" or "break the mirror"

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    5. Re:They're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, it often does not even matter what your keywords are as long as safe search is off. ;)

    6. Re:They're right by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      C'mon guys, parent isn't Funny so much as he is Informative. If you don't believe him, try for yourself.

  13. Doesn't it seem like .. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

    .. Google has had more lawsuits and legal complaints against it ever since it went public ?
    In this particular instance, I'm not saying the plaintiff is in the wrong, (they sound fairly reasonable enough), but now that Google is no longer just a "stone", people from all over are looking to get blood, whereas before, it seemed that Google could do no wrong.

    No doubt part of that is due to Google's business model expansion, but the legal troubles don't seem commensurate with their growth.

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  14. Can they filter? by ssummer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the original poster might be wrong about Google's ability to filter. There's a difference blocking suggestions for the keyword "porn" and blocking only the "illegal" suggestions for "ServersCheck". Going by the logic in the post, Google could probably only easily block *all* sugggestions for "ServersCheck", not just the illegal ones. I'm pretty sure the software company wouldn't like that option...

    1. Re:Can they filter? by DorkusMasterus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Keygen is something else entirely, but for example, should Google be filtering results because you searched:

      "ServersCheck Crack Me Up"

      I know it's silly, but it's a legitimate search with serverscheck that has the word crack in it. So now I could not see a site that, say, legally criticized the ServersCheck company?

      I can see why "keygen" is tough, because I can't think of many legitimate uses for either that, or warez or something... but really, while they may HAVE the tech to monitor and filter, that doesn't mean they can really do it. Or that they can do it with typical Google quality.

    2. Re:Can they filter? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      No, I think it would be okay for Google to search for ServersCheck Crack, but the company doesn't want cracks for ServersCheck to come up when searching only on the term ServersCheck. The ServersCheck folks want a -crack -keygen -warez -... to be added to their search criteria "invisibly". And I think its a bunch of Bullshit. As others have said, I think Google should filter ServersCheck from the engine. You don't spit on the big kid on the block just because you had a bad day.

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    3. Re:Can they filter? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1
      It's not filtering _results_ it's filtering suggested search terms. Just cause ServersCheck Cracks Me Up doesn't show up in the drop down box of suggestions doesn't mean you can't type that in, hit enter and get results. You can still type porn into google suggest and get all the results you want, it just won't show up in the drop-down. What kills me is that the "evil suing company" understands this, more than half the people on slashdot.
      "We don't have any problems with the fact that in Google you can find illegal copies of our software," Van Laere said. "There are people who will never buy the product at the end of the day. "But people that are looking for your company's name in good faith are then being suggested by Google to go and look for a crack. That is a complete different ballgame," Van Laere said.
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    4. Re:Can they filter? by KaushalParekh · · Score: 1
      It's not that they are asking google to filter search results returned by the term "crack" or "keygen" in association with ServersCheck. They are just asking google to not suggest in their toolbar that there are X number of results for the search combination "ServersCheck crack" when a user starts typing ServersCheck..

      You can definitely search for whatever crazy thing you can think of :) (as long as you are not in China I guess).

    5. Re:Can they filter? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      It's not filtering _results_ it's filtering suggested search terms.
      The "suggested search terms" are a set of search results, using the search terms you've already entered against a database of popular searches. So, yes, its about filtering search results.
    6. Re:Can they filter? by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      But they are NOT ASKING Google to filter search result. They're only asking Google to filter SUGGESTED SEARCH TERMS. All that means is that you actually have to type in "ServersCheck Crack Me Up" instead the Toolbar suggesting it (which is such an obscure combination it would probably never be suggested anyways.) Do you see the difference? If you want to search for cracks, you can still type in "ServersCheck Cracks" or "ServersCheck Cracks Me Up" or whatever and see any site you want. They just don't want the toolbar to suggest you meant to type in "ServersCheck Cracks" just because you entered "ServersCheck." You and a hundred other slashbots have apparently not even RTFS.

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    7. Re:Can they filter? by Xofer+D · · Score: 1

      I have a decent solution that I think will make everyone happier: Filter out "ServersCheck" entirely. Heck, just in case, remove any page containing "ServersCheck" from the database. Offer this as a solution to anyone who has the same problem.

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  15. Odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder why this article is not showing up as part my /. RSS feed on my Google Personalized Homepage...filtered out maybe?

  16. Oh it's google so sue them by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Van Laere said he was told by Google that Web sites with illegal content would be removed from their index, but that it couldn't tweak the Suggest feature. So Van Laere filed suit, an action he said is an expensive option for a small company against a behemoth such as Google.

    He's trying to get Google to change the Suggest results. Van Laere uses Google's tool for analyzing Web traffic and found that about 93 percent of ServerCheck's customers come to their Web site by way of the popular search engine.

    "We don't have any problems with the fact that in Google you can find illegal copies of our software," Van Laere said. "There are people who will never buy the product at the end of the day.

    So they really weren't harmed, they just want some google cash! I noticed they refiled the suit. Did the first one get thrown out? Why is litigation always the first thing companies do? It seems they can't try just working out their differences by communication. If 93 percent of your customers are coming by way of google, do they really want to have the term servercheck blocked? They can block porn because it's an input term, not an output suggestion. See the difference?

    1. Re:Oh it's google so sue them by F_Scentura · · Score: 1

      "So they really weren't harmed, they just want some google cash!"

      And the free PR we all give them.

    2. Re:Oh it's google so sue them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finishing the quote:

      "We don't have any problems with the fact that in Google you can find illegal copies of our software," Van Laere said. "There are people who will never buy the product at the end of the day.

      "But people that are looking for your company's name in good faith are then being suggested by Google to go and look for a crack. That is a complete different ballgame," Van Laere said.

      You imply that they don't even have an issue with Google! 93% of their traffic comes from google. Google suggest offers crack search options when entering the software's name. There's at least some potential harm here that anyone who makes software would understand.

      And why do you suggest that litigation is the first thing this company did? It's obvious from the first paragraph you quoted that they were responding to Google's statement that they weren't going to fully address the concerns of the company; some form of communication had already taken place.

    3. Re:Oh it's google so sue them by slashdot.org · · Score: 1

      Why is litigation always the first thing companies do?

      How do you know? Were you involved in this, or are you just making general statements based on what you see as an outsider?

      Because I suspect the majority of stuff going on before companies sue is not reported on as heavily, but you can rest assured that practically no lawyer will suggest an out-of-the-blue lawsuit. First thing a judge is going to ask is "did you try to work this out before suing?", and the answer better be "yes".

    4. Re:Oh it's google so sue them by oliderid · · Score: 1

      Well the problem is Google "suggests" keywords and this is a big difference IMHO.
      This isn't the result of a search done by the surfer. Google is pushing its own inputs.

      When I browse for Porn...I would be furious if Google suggests me "Child porn".

    5. Re:Oh it's google so sue them by vrt3 · · Score: 1
      I noticed they refiled the suit. Did the first one get thrown out?

      I'm really lousy when it comes to legal terms, especially when translating from Dutch to English, knowing that legal systems vary significantly. I'll try to explain: the company first filed a 'kortgeding', meaning a lawsuit that's handled in a short time. The judge didn't accept the case, saying that it wasn't urgent enough to be handled as a 'kortgeding'. Therefore the company filed the case as a 'procedure ten gronde', a procedure that takes a longer time.
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    6. Re:Oh it's google so sue them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is litigation always the first thing companies do?

      Why do we still let stupid people use the Internet?

    7. Re:Oh it's google so sue them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Van Laere uses Google's tool for analyzing Web traffic and found that about 93 percent of ServerCheck's customers come to their Web site by way of the popular search engine."

      If google can't filter out 'crack' without getting negative results, why don't the just filter out 'ServerCheck'. Then no results for ServerCheck cracks would ever show up and they'd both be happy.

    8. Re:Oh it's google so sue them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Van Laere said he was told by Google that Web sites with illegal content would be removed from their index, but that it couldn't tweak the Suggest feature. So Van Laere filed suit, an action he said is an expensive option for a small company against a behemoth such as Google.

      This reminds me of the old definition for conceit -- an ant crawling up an elephant's leg with rape on his mind.

    9. Re:Oh it's google so sue them by funfail · · Score: 1

      some google cash and free PR

      How come did we increase their PageRank?

  17. why no "porn" suggestions: by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1, Funny

    dataset too large to proccess. Why always assume malice? :)

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    1. Re:why no "porn" suggestions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dataset too large to proccess. Why always assume malice? :)

      Think about it.

      Google: Did you mean: Born
      not exactly

      Google: Did you mean: Corn
      Hell no, please no corn porn

      Google: Did you mean: Dorn
      I don't want Michael Dorn Porn

      Google: Did you mean: Gorn
      Que Startrek music

      Google: Did you mean: Horn
      Maybe

      Google: Did you mean: Korn
      Maybe, if i'm in the mood

      Google: Did you mean: Lorn
      Sure, play some Lorn, watch some porn

      Google: Did you mean: Morn
      I don't think so

      Google: Did you mean: Torn
      Gawd I hope not

      Google: Did you mean: Worn
      Strap-ons? Sure

      They omit sugestions for good reasons... you wouldn't want to get the "wrong" kind of porn.

      Google: Did you mean: Torn
      not really

    2. Re:why no "porn" suggestions: by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      You've never actually /used/ google suggest, have you? It works like a browser's Autocomplete, so if you start looking for a history of asian educational institutions:
      Japanese Schoo_

      It will helpfully complete for you:
      Japanese Schoo_lgirl pics

      Or if you want to know what google thinks of google:
      Google is _

      Google lets you know:
      Google is gay
      (not a troll. Try it)

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  18. faq 404 by coaxeus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Interesting, they took the FAQ offline http://labs.google.com/intl/en/suggestfaq.html Also - there are plenty of adult things you can bring up in suggest, just very very basic words like "porn" are blocked.

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    1. Re:faq 404 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately I couldn't find a cache of the page anywhere because of their robots.txt file. :\

    2. Re:faq 404 by Constantine+Evans · · Score: 1

      A quick search turns up the FAQ here. Perhaps they moved it and didn't update the link?

    3. Re:faq 404 by toddestan · · Score: 1

      A quick search turns up the FAQ here. Perhaps they moved it and didn't update the link?

      Yeap.

  19. Hint: if the most common search phrases by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With your software's name are "crack" and "keygen", you *might* need to take a good long look at your licensing and pricing model.

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  20. Yes unless the animal is a 800 pound blue gorilla by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    They are rare in the wild, those blue gorilla's. Well not rare exactly. Rare for anyone to report on them because they tend to sit on people that annoy them. And when a 800 pound gorrila sits on you, you stay sat on.

    But yes this is another story of sue happy america. Got to love the US of A. Especially the fact that it is an ocean away.

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  21. Seems Fair by ikejam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What ServersCheck is asking Googles is to stop suggesting that people search for Serverscheck crack, when they were possibly trying to just search for ServersCheck.

    Now that I've stated teh obvious, this seems a perfectly fair thing to ask, both legally and ethically, even considering free speech, and the fact that the present model is ultimately based on the actual results/user request - which is a really nice way incidentally.

    Google Suggest, even if GOOG would probably want to potray it as more of a user trend analysis tool, seems to be on shaky ground, as it seems intuitive to think of it more of a guidance system based on the value it actually provides.

    1. Re:Seems Fair by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What ServersCheck is asking Googles is to stop suggesting that people search for Serverscheck crack, when they were possibly trying to just search for ServersCheck.

      The specific terms are irrelevant. ServerCheck is asking Google to make an exception to their algorithm, which says most people who entered "ServersCheck" were looking for a link to a product called "ServersCheck Crack." So what if most people entering "Word" are looking for a link to "MS Word" according to their algorithm? Would it be fair for WordStar to ask Google to change their algorithm to link to them instead? What about "Word" the popular christian musical band? Should they be able to get Google to make an algorithm exception for them?

      The answer to this is obvious. If ServersCheck has a problem with some other company being more popular while using part of the same name, sue that other company or party. They are the one presumably violating the trademark as well as enabling copyright infringement and license violations. Google just supplies impartial services and tools. The only reason they are being targeted is because they are bigger and have money. This is just another nuisance lawsuit, from a company that would probably go out of business if not for the free advertising Google provides to them. If they want to take this route, Google should make an exception, returning no results for ServerCheck from any of their search services. That would put these people out of business in short order and they would not have to worry about it.

    2. Re:Seems Fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would be valid if they didn't do that already however since many terms have already been! uuuhhhuumm ......

  22. Common Carrier by robpoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wouldn't Google still be considered a common carrier? They didn't produce the stuff, why would they filter it.

    IIRC .. if a common carrier started to filter out results that they thought were unfavorable, then they'd have to filter ALL illegal content, because then they become a delivery source.

    So why is Google filtering the stuff?

    Or would they not be common carrier?

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    1. Re:Common Carrier by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware Google is eligible to be considered a common carrier. I thought that was more the regime of your ISP.

    2. Re:Common Carrier by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      They didn't produce the stuff, why would they filter it.

      That's what the whole lawsuit's about. They ARE producing the "suggestion list", hence the lawsuit about WHAT they're suggesting.

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    3. Re:Common Carrier by a.d.trick · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I'm pretty sure they're not a common carrier. While they show traits of one, they're not any more a common carrier than slashdot is, the biggest difference is that google's editors actually are bots.

      Your right about google not creating the content, but they do play with it, and present it in their own little fashion. Now there being asked to change their presentation to avoid including illegal content. While you may think its wrong, it's not unresonable.

  23. Fundamental problem by MobyDisk · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The courts need to sort this type of stuff out before it gets out of hand. The fundamental issue is that computer-generated results of any kind cannot be construed as doing something illegal.

    • If Excel says my Church's bank account balance is "69" I can't sue Microsoft for indecency.
    • If Yahoo suggests "Slashdot Sucks" when I type "Slashdot" OSDN can't sue for slander.
    • If a fractal generator produces a picture of your famous painting, you can't sue for copyright violations.
    • If you sell your biography on Amazon and it says "people who bought this book also bought: 'Famous Idiots'" you can't sue Amazon for... well... anthing.
    • If a thousand simulated monkeys at a thousand virtual keyboards produce the plotline to a video game movie, Uwe Boll can't sue.

    Aggregated information is just that: information. It is not owned or copyrighted by anyone. The judge should simply rule that Google is not the one to sue, because they do not own the fact that 1000 people searched for this result.

    1. Re:Fundamental problem by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      If a thousand simulated monkeys at a thousand virtual keyboards produce the plotline to a video game movie, Uwe Boll can't sue.

      Sue?! He would most likely hire them to get some better movies out :)

    2. Re:Fundamental problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over the last bunch of years law has been trying to wrap its proverbial head around how to keep technology from changing what we consider unacceptable social behavior. With this in mind - this problem is about an individuals right to suggest illegal behavior to another individual. That behavior is considered illegal largely because it is theft from the owner. A good example of this would be Guido standing outside a hot dog stand and "suggesting" to visitors that they walk around the back of the stand and just lift the hot dogs from behind. The owner wont notice. How does Guido know this? A few thousand people (Guido aint so bright) told him about it and he's a slow learner. So Guido is simply passing along friendly information to people considering buying a hotdog for lunch. In conventional law (I aint an attorney) - I dont know if this behavior makes Guido an accomplis - or if this is the classic - "Guns dont kill people - people kill people" argument. Either way - Guido aint a nice guy. And either way - the hot dog stand is going to have trouble in business.

      I think more importantly - with Guido out front - what should the hotdog stand owner do? The obvious first thing to do is lock the back door! :-)

      If it was my software company - and I noticed falling revenues because of illegal copies - I would have to do two things at once. Make my software less vulnerable to illegal copies(through business model changes and potentially more sophisticated activation solutions) - and start finding and suing people with existing illegal copies of my software.

      And then politely ask Guido to leave. Maybe he will. :-)

    3. Re:Fundamental problem by noamt · · Score: 1

      Here's a different way of looking at it:

      Google Suggest doesn't show you computer-generated, but user-generated data. The results directly depend on the users' queries.

      Since it's user generated content, you can compare it to... blogs on Blogger. Can they sue Google for hosting a blog that links to cracks? I believe they can, and Google will probably take that blog offline.

      Noam.

    4. Re:Fundamental problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      because it is theft

      You know, it's fucking morons like you who ar [too lazy|too stupid] to look up the LEGAL definition of theft who are responsible for propagating this weaselshit argument. You can steal software by removing a physical CD with no intention of ever returning it or paying for it, but not by making a copy of it or cracking it. If you can't learn the proper terminology, leave your head up your asshole and continue talking to your sigmoid flexure.

    5. Re:Fundamental problem by patio11 · · Score: 1
      The fundamental issue is that computer-generated results of any kind cannot be construed as doing something illegal.

      Is that a positive statement ("I think the law says X") or a normative statement ("The law should say X")? Because, as a positive statement, o rly? gunzip kiddieporn.jpg.zip "What do you mean officer, I didn't actually create/possess the kiddie porn. That was all the computer's doing! I only interacted with the results of an automated algorithm!" Yeah, that will fly exactly never. The law treats data very differently than computer professionals do. There is a really excellent discussion of that here, which frames it as talking about the "colour" (he's Canadian, its OK) of bits: http://ansuz.sooke.bc.ca/lawpoli/colour/2004061001 .php . Its more applicable to, say, various specious defenses of copyright infringement than it is to my kiddie porn hypothetical.

      Now, if its a normative statement: o rly? Thats like saying "guns don't kill people, people call people, ergo no use of a gun can be illegal". Come again? I mean, I can understand "technology is a tool, criminalize abusives uses of the tool rather than the tool itself". So I could buy "Google has no intention to promote warez here, go after the people who do", but certainly that can't extend to "People trying to find warez are doing nothing wrong by searching, downloading, and installing it -- these are all just computer-generated results, after all".

  24. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    " With your software's name are "crack" and "keygen", you *might* need to take a good long look at your licensing and pricing model."

    Uh oh, careful there, in today's climate, you might get sued for suggesting such evil information. :)

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  25. it's all in the name by poison1701 · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's called google suggest, not google you must do what the results tell you to do or you will die!

  26. No worries. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they do manage to outlaw bringing up search results with words like "crack," won't the cracker scene just come up with some other lingo? I could write something that does the same thing and call it a "Floyd" instead of a "crack," and if that catches on you'll get just as many illicit search results for "ServersCheck Floyd." And then what, will they sue over searches for "Floyd?"

    1. Re:No worries. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      66 hits, and climbing...
      and at least one, on the first page, mentions keygen, crack, and full version. :/

    2. Re:No worries. by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      And then what, will they sue over searches for "Floyd?"

      No, but Roger Waters would probably have a few things to say about it.

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    3. Re:No worries. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about outlawing bringing up search results with words like "crack," it's about not *suggesting* a search for a crack when you were only searching for their soft.

    4. Re:No worries. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1
      It's not about outlawing bringing up search results with words like "crack," it's about not *suggesting* a search for a crack when you were only searching for their soft.

      Right, but if a search engine is going to use the proximity of another word to your query as basis for a suggestion feature, then what the actual word is pretty much has to remain arbitrary or the whole thing becomes useless. If they filter out "crack" suggestions, then any other word can simply be substituted by the crackers and the cycle continues.

  27. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Their pricing doesn't seem to be particularly out of line. If you find their software useful, it's certainly reasonable.

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  28. I Never Knew Keygens Were Pirated by LordSnooty · · Score: 1
    Google generates suggested search terms such as serverscheck crack, serverscheck pro crack and serverscheck keygen which lead to pirated software
    Can anyone get to any "pirated software"? All I find are links to crack programs or keygens, which is good since it's what I searched for. Now then, are cracks & keygens illegal? In the US, does the DMCA make the answer yes? Fair enough if so, but should Google withdraw the data and apply the US law across the world? Of course this is only one step away from removing "torrent" - which incidentally comes up with a useful set of suggestions.
  29. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    Gah! Should've linked to their full product listing.

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  30. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    $300 for a professional license, and no academic level in the licensing? I'd say that's enough to inspire piracy- and also enough to lose sells to competitors who make sure high school and college students graduate with expertise on their software.

    They need something for the schools, and for the under-5 machine-home network if they truly don't want their software pirated (though I'd be more worried about losing sales to competitors in their case).

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  31. Re:Yes unless the animal is a 800 pound blue goril by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    oh, I thought we were talking about the United States of Armenia. That USA.

    so, I suppose my analogies about a 375 kg orange gorilla are totally useless in understanding what it's like fending off an 800 pound blue gorilla, right?

    how much you want to bet the court eventually tosses this, after sufficient lawyers are thrown at the problem by Google? I've got no irons in the fire on this, but I predict that's what will end up happening.

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  32. Common problem by Rgb465 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This "problem" is not limited to ServersCheck. A Google 'Suggest' search for just about any popular software package will turn up entries that include the words "crack", "serial" or "keygen".

    Just for kicks I tried the following queries:

    Photoshop
    Paintshop
    Autocad 2005
    3d Studio Max
    Fruity Loops
    Windows 2000 Pro
    Office 2003
    Soundforge

    *All* of them resulted in illicit entries appearing in the suggestions box.

    1. Re:Common problem by mopslik · · Score: 1

      This is handy! I've been looking for an easy way to find cracks for Firefox and OpenOffice, so I can use the "pro" features.

    2. Re:Common problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this what you want?

    3. Re:Common problem by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      This "problem" is not limited to ServersCheck. A Google 'Suggest' search for just about any popular software package will turn up entries that include the words "crack", "serial" or "keygen".


      Common problem with this is that their marketing department sucks. Unless googlebombing doesn't work anymore, nothing stops these companies on linking those searchwords to their online ordering page as number one on the list.

  33. that's crazy talk! by moochfish · · Score: 5, Funny

    You don't see France suing over this!

    1. Re:that's crazy talk! by NittanyTuring · · Score: 1

      That has to be updated. Google doesn't look like that anymore.

    2. Re:that's crazy talk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well France won't consider it slander, because only retards would believe that shit.
        http://www.exile.ru/2003-October-02/war_nerd.html

    3. Re:that's crazy talk! by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
      Hysterical, Thank You.

      Sorry, my French friends, but this is just damn funny.

      --
      OSGGFG - Open Source Gamers Guide to Free Games
  34. Why is this illegal? by nubnub · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't understand why this would be illegal. Immoral maybe, and a definite bug, but illegal? Google could just as easily dump serverscheck out of its index. There's nothing illegal about that. Why do they legally have to return results favorable to serverscheck?

    1. Re:Why is this illegal? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      A definite bug? Why is it a bug? It seems that the feature is doing exactly what it is designed to do: presenting search terms that, based on the universe of Google's experience (i.e., what other people are searching for), you may want to use.

  35. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    If you're building a home network that needs enterprise-grade monitoring then you probably have the skills to create a monitoring system yourself.

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  36. So this is that assinine feature that I found by technoextreme · · Score: 1
    I don't like installing toolbars, but you can dink around with the suggest feature here

    Thank so much. I was wondering why google at one point was trying to complete my search terms for me. It was driving me crazy because the number one search term at that time for Mythbusters was concerning their sexuality.
    --
    Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
    1. Re:So this is that assinine feature that I found by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      I'm glad I'm not the only one to find this feature very annoying in normal use.

      OT, maybe mythbusters need to do a show busting the myth that their sexuality is relevant or interesting.

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      Man, you really need that seminar!
  37. Could that lead to a new kind of Defacement ? by gutnor · · Score: 1

    We know that Spammer uses huge botnets of sometimes 100K machines in it. Also you can "rent" some botnet for illegal activity.

    So it would be theorically possible that one of your concurrent launches a big "google suggest defacement attack" by doing tons of searches in google that leads google to suggest, for example, "sucks" or "morons" when your company names is entered ?

    Well I suppose any 'feedback' technology can be abused those days and it is only a question of who is willing to pay more than what is possible.

    1. Re:Could that lead to a new kind of Defacement ? by ajmilton · · Score: 1

      There's already a way to do this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googlebomb

  38. With great power ... by nomego · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .. comes great responsibility!

  39. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Either that or you have teenagers, or are running a Personal Telco node, or are simply trying to learn enough to get that job doing enterprise level monitoring... I can think of large numbers of other reasons for wanting this level of monitoring on a personal network.

    And that last one is the guy you WANT to learn your software, and should be providing a $23 CD to with a license to monitor under 5 nodes. If he gets used to using it on his home network, he'll come to you for the $1500 license when he gets hired.

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    SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
  40. Can we sue the news sites for reporting this? by objekt · · Score: 1

    Hey, thanks to the media, I now know some illegal things to search for!

    Any other suggestions?

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    -- Boycott Shell
  41. Freedom of speech alert... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Problem is when someone asks for the query "cd key". CD and Key are different keywords, it's the COMBINATION that makes them dangerous.

    What this complaint is suggesting is that Google algorithm has an AI to detect illegal searches. AFAIK, it doesn't. And even if it did, it would be a serious threat to freedom of speech. Just block the combination of words "sony" and "rootkit". See?

  42. Not a US Case by DeepCerulean · · Score: 3, Informative

    for those of you who didn't RTFA, the suit was filed in Belgium. Unless Bush has invaded them recently, I'm pretty sure US law doesn't apply there...

    I must say though, if we're going to get serious about monitoring the content on the internet (not saying we should...); this needs to be handled as international law because it's just retarded to do this on a country by country basis...

    1. Re:Not a US Case by grouchobear · · Score: 1

      And in other news, during his confirmation hearings, CIA Director Michael Hayden said that if confirmed, he would reaffirm the CIA's culture of risk-taking and excellence through an intense focus on language skills and what he termed "nontraditional operational platforms," ( including, but not limited to the invasion of Belguim ).

  43. Re: [OT] addressing parent's advertisement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > What the hell is wrong with this world?

    For one, the fact that you insist in putting an advertisement in every comment you make. I really wish slashdot had a "-1, Advertisement" mod for posts.

  44. In principle, yes; in practice, maybe not... by TCQuad · · Score: 1

    They should stop filtering on the word "porn"

    While it would be nice to have an unfiltered and free system, any time you would search for any celebrity, you'd end up with 7,000 search suggestions that you wouldn't want your boss to see and none that you would want unless you actually wanted to see them and were specifically searching for them, in which case you don't need a suggestion to help you out.

    "Crack", on the other hand, is a word that has both safe (crack of the bat, wisecrack, a crack reporter, etc.) and unsafe (software crack, crack cocaine) suggestions; since you can't just ban the word, you would have to filter out based on what the person might be looking for, which is presumably where Google's impossibility statement comes in.

  45. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Their hardware price list is in line with what I've seen for this stuff- their software price list is what leaves something to be desired (and after all, who's going to pirate the hardware at those prices anyway? You'd spend more on the components to solder together than the actual cost of buying it prebuilt). Software though is easier to copy- and while their prices are in line with competitors, they need an expanded licensing scheme to take into account academic and hobbyist users. I realize most people think "we don't want those as customers anyway"- but chances are this is where 90% of your piracy is, and also it's good advertising to get into new markets later on.

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    SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
  46. Why are they complaining? by NittanyTuring · · Score: 1

    I feel they have no reason to complain. People searching for pirated software generally know how to find it, and don't need Google Suggest. People not searching to pirate software won't suddenly get that desire because it was suggested by Google Suggest. In fact, ServersCheck could use this to their advantage. By using Google Suggest, it is now easier for them to find the bad guys that are pirating their software.

  47. If I can't turn ALL filtering off by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    Then it's time to find another search engine. Otherwise I may as well use google.cn

    And who needs the damn toolbar? The browser already has one. Google's, Yahoo's, myweb's, hotbar's toolbars are all the same to me. They are there to serve ads, but add nothing that the browser doesn't already have. The only good thing about them are the job opportunities provided to me by the need to remove them from the customer's computer. So...uh...thanks guys, for keeping me in fat city.

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    What?
  48. ethicitimacy or moritimacy? by tepples · · Score: 2

    Legitimacy is determined by whether it's ethical and moral, not whether it's legal!

    Then it'd be called "ethicitimacy" or "moritimacy", not "legitimacy".

    1. Re:ethicitimacy or moritimacy? by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah -- Pwned by etymology!

      Well, fine then. I take issue with the choice of the word "legitimate!"

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    2. Re:ethicitimacy or moritimacy? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      But, if it was determined by what was legal, wouldn't it be called "legality"?

  49. Buy from the CD-requiring publishers' competitors by tepples · · Score: 1

    If you're using a laptop, then buy a so-called "casual" game, which is 1. more likely not to need the CD in the drive and 2. less likely to peg your laptop's CPU and fan at 100%. First-person shooters and real-time sims aren't likely to be very playable on a touchpad anyway.

  50. RIdiculuos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So is google supposed to filter out the word "crack" from "serverscheck" searches? What happens if I want to (innocently) search for "crack cocaine" or "cracked windsheild". Crack is a lot more ambiguous than porn. You know porn when you see it, but I'm not sure I could tell the difference between cocaine and crack cocaine without further inspection. How long before we can no longer google Democracy OR Porn... Then What?

  51. This is bloody stupid! by paulius_g · · Score: 1

    Is the next version of the DMCA upon us? Why does everyone supopse that companies must babysit their products.

    It's not Google's problem is their product can be used in a malice situation. Same thing would apply for almost anything. You could stab a person with a pencil, then blame the pencil for it.

    I think this is pathetic. It's the companie's problem if they don't have good enough piracy protection. Don't go after the search companies!

    1. Re:This is bloody stupid! by westlake · · Score: 1
      Why does everyone supopse that companies must babysit their products

      "Everyone" doesn't. But "everyone" isn't paying Google for product placement. Those who do have certain expectations.

  52. No suggestions for porn? by Jamil+Karim · · Score: 2, Informative

    However, Google can and does filter because the toolbar won't provide suggestions for keywords like 'porn'

    Perhaps, but if you are more creative, you can get interesting suggestions for things like "dirty s" or "pus" or "nip". And, hey! Whaddya know... "p0rn" and "pr0n" each produce suggestions. =)

    1. Re:No suggestions for porn? by 50m31sl4sh. · · Score: 2, Informative
      Here are a couple of words on Google's blacklist (by no means exhaustive):
      porn pussy anal (seems to ban 'analog' as well) oral sex cock fuck nipple boob tits clit blowjob (but 'blow job' is ok) motherfucker piss cunt twat bitch asshole (but not 'arsehole') dildo jizz fisting smut

      Interesting words NOT on blacklist:
      dick shit crap suck nigger hooker arse wanker faggot dyke rimming goatse (!!!)

      All this means is that Google's filter is by no means perfect.
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      Rediculous is ridiculous!
    2. Re:No suggestions for porn? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      And the most interesting (and/or scary, depends on how you look at it): "preteen" isn't filtered either, and furthermore, the results it gives are (expectantly) rather undesired. Try for yourself here.

      How soon before someone will "think of the children", now?

  53. Re:Buy from the CD-requiring publishers' competito by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    The fact that it might not be a good idea doesn't mean it's okay to make it illegal (which is the argument you're implicitly making)!

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    "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  54. Porn is one topic, one keyword set... by The+Raven · · Score: 1

    ... filtering for every different piece of software would mean manually adding filters for hundreds, or thousands of topics. It's ludicrous.

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    "I will trust Google to 'do no evil' until the founders no longer run it." Hello Alphabet.
  55. prOn is not blocked... by Sembetu · · Score: 1

    ...and the first site listed is quite offensive (to me), therefore, I would suggest that if you know what to key in, you can find anything you are looking for with this tool.

  56. I read the posts, and no one is making this point by Catbeller · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The 2600 decision was unconstitutional on the face of it. The first amendment lets a newspaper tell citizens where a red light district is without fear of being hauled up on pandering charges. The last 25 years have seen our federal courts loaded with pro-business, defacto right wing judges who have markedly ruled against the consumer and for more invasive corporate power.

    Google shouldn't have to filter a damned thing.

    Software to crack your own property is morally proper, no matter what laws the rich bastards have purchased. The "license to use, but you don't own this disk or the software" idea is manure. You buy it, you own it. That's how physical transactions work. An author of a book doesn't get to tell you how to read, store, or dispose of the book after you purchase it. Well, right now he can't. Wait a couple of years.

    This is how people lose faith in the law. Make enough stupid, vicious laws to make powerful people happy, and soon no one respects the law, since they KNOW it's a scam to make powerful wealthy people happy.

    I'm starting to see the end of the internet as we've known it. It's turning into corporate-controlled 21st century TV, complete with vice squads and corporate private cops busting people.

    Time to start building encrypted darknet transmission systems, kids. The dark times are starting.

  57. Whats the point? by deevnil · · Score: 1

    Will they also have to filter :crax [r4x0rz keygenerator keybusta serialz....?

  58. The bigger question..... by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

    Is Google responsible for the legality of every piece of data that they index? Clearly, the answer to this has to be no. Otherwise, Google would have to shut down because they wouldn't be able to do a thorough legal review of everything in their database. While I do think they have some responsibility (like deleting direct links to illegal software when someone points the issue out), we have to be careful how we word this to avoid making search engines liable for the legality of all content. I think the solution is that if notified that something is illegal, there should be a process by which that piece of data is removed from the index. Seach engines shouldn't be required to determine the validity of the claims either. This would also be a big burden because many claims could turn out to be bogus.

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  59. How this must work: by Ivan+Matveitch · · Score: 1

    The alternatives algorithm simply notices that the query "serverwhatever crack" is presented significantly more often than the query "serverwhatever"---which seems plausible. I suspect that if the query "porn" appeared ten times less frequently than "gay porn," the algorithm would likewise suggest "gay porn" as an alternative query.

    Anyway, proprietary software makes me giggle. Or rather it would if I were a schoolgirl.

  60. Let the GOOG be by osoese · · Score: 1

    So, if I am Google and get succesfully sued for this, I am so copying Amazon and other storefronts who have the "Others who typed this search were also interested in these terms" result set on the side. This is really the doing of the masses that use Google and shouldn't be changed in my opinion. If there is so much info out there about '[software co] + crack' then I agreee with aother posters who said it is [software co]'s problem. I think I would find the suggestions useful sometimes.

  61. MSN too by Teun · · Score: 2, Funny
    Web Results
    Page 1 of 1,548 results containing "MS Cracks" (0.12 seconds)

    Web Results
    Page 1 of 1,673,265 results containing MS Cracks (0.10 seconds)

    That's why we use Google :)

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    "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  62. It's About the Abstract Terms by fncll · · Score: 1

    This shouldn't be thought of as ServerCheck and Cracks, but about term-a as related to term-b by algorithmic popularity (how often term-b has been searched for in the past with term-a, how often term-a and term-b occur "together" on pages in the db, etc). All Google Suggest does is try to make a prediction based on these kinds of popularity factors. Use of the term "suggest" as a marketing tool doesn't change the fact that this isn't a suggestion in the typical sense and thus legislation to make Google stop showing related terms is ridiculous.

    Personally, I wish google suggest did more, like pop up a faceted classification tree of relationships as one typed, but I can see why it doesn't do that...

  63. Fighting the wrong battle by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't the company worry about making it so more people want to purchase their product than crack it? There's probably a proponderance of cracks for this product because there's a perceived need for it. Work on your customer relations rather than trying to remove results from a search engine, and listen to what your customers are saying. The rest will take care of itself.

  64. There's a difference between searchand suggest by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 0
    If you use Google to search for something and Google finds the finds for you, then that is just a data seach and hanpering this might be considered censoring. Suggesting implies providing some sort of judgement and giving advice. To clarify the diffeence: consider a school nurse handing out drug information vs handing out suggestions on what drugs to try.

    Suggesting to people that they use illegal or inappropriate products or whatever is an irresponsible thing to do unless there's a capable person making the judgement.

    Google could filter things, but not everything - because the bad guys put up new hosts so fast, but the bottom line is that if they cannot make the service work properly then they should not provide it at all.

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    1. Re:There's a difference between searchand suggest by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      If you use Google to search for something and Google finds the finds for you, then that is just a data seach and hanpering this might be considered censoring. Suggesting implies providing some sort of judgement and giving advice. To clarify the diffeence: consider a school nurse handing out drug information vs handing out suggestions on what drugs to try.

      But Google Suggest isn't actually "suggesting" what you should search for - it's just autocompleting the most common search terms. It's a stupid name, and really it's a pretty dumb feature anyway - does anyone actually use it?? I mean, wow, I could save one second's worth of typing time by spending several seconds judging whether any of the suggestions are the terms I was going to search for?? Utterly useless - a bit like Google Reader that I tried out yesterday.

      Both are cute examples of AJAX; and I don't think either were developed for any other reason than to show off the potentials of AJAX.

  65. Uhmmm. No. by mark-t · · Score: 1
    My understanding is that the suggestion list is automatically generated by google's software. Terms like "porn" can easily be filtered because all you have to do is exclude that one word from suggestions. But to filter out a more normal term like "crack" is another matter entirely. It's not google's fault that most of the pages that mention particular software happen to also mention another perfectly legimate search word.

    It's also worthwhile noting that serials, keygens, and cracks are not themselves illegal, since a person may have legimately acquired the software but perhaps either misplaced the serial # or for some other reason is not predisposed towards using the software's normal facilities for unlocking it.

    Now that said, I'm fully aware that the primary use for such cracks are in the domain of software piracy, but again... that's not really google's fault, is it?

  66. Input Vs Output by MySchizoBuddy · · Score: 1

    Totally agree with you

    1) Input 'PORN' doesn't get in the Suggest Algo.
    2) The suggest database doesn't contain the word 'PORN'

    Hence no matter what u do u cannot get porn as an output term.

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  67. Censored Internet by aJester · · Score: 1

    2020 AD.

    A kid looks in wonder while we greybeards say,
    "Once upon a time, the internet was FREE and de-centralized.
    We could say anything we wanted and exchange ideas freely.. and it was NOT like TV at all. ".

    And the kid would look with Awe... and wonder, "NO WAY".

    -aJester

    1. Re:Censored Internet by dgiaimo · · Score: 0

      And then they'll say, "What's TV?"

  68. Blacklist by Braino420 · · Score: 1

    Google should just make it so a search for ServersCheck returns nothing. What a bunch of assholes.

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  69. Fitlering different things by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This company's going to get shot down if they face Google in court. Their example of filtering is the opposite of what they're complaining about. They give an example of Google not offering suggestions for "sex", which means Google is filtering the input keywords. They then complain that Google doesn't exclude "servercheck keygen" from the result set for "servercheck", which would involve filtering the output set. Google's response will be, quite properly, "Yes, we can look at keywords and not offer any suggestions for a certain set of keywords. But that's not what you're asking. You're asking for us to filter the set of suggestions returned for potentially any set of keywords and remove certain suggestions but not others. And what criteria do we use to decide what's legitimate? "keygen" is entirely legitimate as a keyword for software to let authors generate license keys to issue to buyers of their own software, after all.".

    1. Re:Fitlering different things by dkf · · Score: 1

      Better than that, the word "keygen" has lots of legitimate uses. For example, it's very useful if you're using ssh...

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  70. Slippery Slope with Dominoes by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Once Google admits to its ability to filter its Suggest feature, it will become a never ending battle about what one company or group wants removed just to benefit them -- and never the searcher who now receives less information than before. Just imagine:

    Scientology not wanting any critic sites suggested.

    RIAA not wanting any alternative music/non-big 4 music sites suggested.

    It would never end, and we end users are all poorer when censorship happens.

    And don't think for a moment this company won't ask to have other download sites removed the moment it is proved it's possible. Google's defence has to be that it's not possible in an automated system.

    Lastly, filter out crack and it will simply become cr@ck. You get the idea.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Slippery Slope with Dominoes by a.d.trick · · Score: 1

      Welcome to slashot, where we include a slippery slope and a strawman in one post!

      Once my email client admits its ability to filter it's email, it will become a never ending battle about what gets flaged and what get's let through, and now I'm receiving less emails than before. Just imagine:

      Scientology not wanting any mail that mentions them badly

      RIAA want emails with links to music websites blocked

      It would never end and we end users are all poorer when spam is blocked.

      And don't think for a moment some company won't ask to have warez spam removed the moment it is proved it's possible. My MTA's defence has to be that it's not possible in an automated system.

      Lastly, filter out viagra and it will simply become v1agra. You get the idea.

      Ok, I'll admit that that's slightly poor comparison as Google isn't being given much of a choice here. Google shouldn't be forced to filter results any more than my MTA should be forced to filter spam. But your arguement isn't much good. Your still free to set up you own search engine.

  71. So what! by sketchman · · Score: 1

    People are going to find cracks for the software they want whether Google is "helping" them or not.
    I agree with the other people who posted here. Do a better job with your company, and people will not want to cheat you out of your software.

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    "In a world that exists without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"
  72. Get the first place for cracks by Simon+Donkers · · Score: 1

    I'd say the company should get some big websites to talk about there company and cracks/keygens and link to them. That way they can easely get the first place for those keywords. :-)

    On another note, I do agree with them. When I go to Google and type in there company name Google tells me that I don't really want them but that I instead want to get cracks for them. As a programmer I also see that Google has little option to stop this apart from blocking words like cracks, keygen, ... but I doubt that's going to stop a judge from forcing Google to do so never the less.

  73. Re:Buy from the CD-requiring publishers' competito by Araxen · · Score: 1

    I guess it's a good thing fps's aren't the only genre you can play on a laptop then.

  74. Google shouldn't suggest those results, anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only to protect the companies, but to protect their customers. Those serial, wares and keygen sites are loaded with malware. If someone looks for 'cracks' and 'serials', chances are they know what they're getting into. But for random Joe User looking for Photoshop, they may not, and Google shouldn't be suggesting those sites to them. The same goes for porn sites.

  75. ...another worthless company by big+dumb+dog · · Score: 1

    It's nice to see a young company pulling itself up by the bootstraps and striving to become the next SCO.

    ...next, they'll need to claim that Nagios stole some of their code.

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    "Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f-ing Peace Corps." - John 'Bluto' Blutarsky
  76. Filtering results VS. Blocking searches by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Informative
    In an apparent public relations blunder, Google claimed to have no way of filtering suggestions. However, Google can and does filter because the toolbar won't provide suggestions for keywords like 'porn'."


    Here we have a classic example of not understanding how things work. It is relatively easy to prevent searches for specific items such as "porn", "pussy", etc. One simply provides a list of terms in the program that result in no search being performed. Here is some psuedo-code.

    @banned_words="porn","pussy","dick";
    foreach word in @banned_words {
        if ( @search_terms=~m/$word/ ) {
                $naughty=1;
                  break;
          }
    }
    return 1 if ($naughty);
    do_search(@search_terms);


    As one can see, it is a very simple operation which, as other have pointed out, is easily circumvented.

    Filtering the results is a much trickier proposition because there is context involved.
    The same code applied to results would prevent results containing "pussy cat" from appearing in a search for "cat". It would also prevent any referrence to someone named "Dick" from appearing in, say, a search of Vice Presidents or actors.

    In the case of the results listed ("serverscheck crack", "serverscheck pro crack", and "serverscheck keygen")trying to filter "crack" and or keygen would result in a large number of valid sights being block for OTHER searches. Imagine the results from search on ssh-keygen if one filters "keygen" out of the results.
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  77. I actually agree with the plaintiff on this one... by demeteloaf · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The fact is, google plainly has the ability to filter out stuff from the google suggest toolbar... if you don't believe me, go into google suggest and try typing in the name of a famous celebrity. Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Anna Kournikova... whoever you type in, you won't get one suggestion that's ovbiously innapropriate, and i gaurentee, that's something a lot of people are searching google for.

    Google can and does have the ability to filter out search terms like "britney spears naked" and other offensive terms like that. And in response to all of the people who say stuff like "crack" has plenty of legitimate uses, i would argue that the word "naked" and/or "nude" has just as many legitimate uses, and google suggest filters them out.

    Anyways, i completely agree with what they are saying... I have no problem with google trying to use google to search for illegal software, but when they are trying to search for legal software, and google suggests to search for illegal software, that is a problem... IMO, google should be able to filter it out the same way they do for pornographic results from the google suggest bar.

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  78. Crack! by nrlightfoot · · Score: 1

    If you are looking for information on crack cocaine that would be legitimate, and what if you wanted an encryption keygen?

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  79. Make it harder to crack. by Nehmo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The software company is just going to have to make their software harder to crack. Research on anything can yield an opportunity to do something that's in violation of somebody's idea of a copyright violation. Google is just giving search results. Google doesn't promote any of them except the sponsored ones you see on top.

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  80. Re:I actually agree with the plaintiff on this one by demeteloaf · · Score: 1
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  81. Losers by Vexorian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those guys should actually think about the reason cracks of their software have more rating than their software, it is of course the result of bad... ... well bad everything , bad management, bad marketting, bad prizing.

    The happy outcome is that google is getting sued perhaps because google has the money, instead, sueing the guys that make the cracks or distribute them would be harder and more difficult to get benefits from

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    Copyright infringement is "piracy" in the same way DRM is "consumer rape"
  82. simple solution by m874t232 · · Score: 1

    Google should remove "ServersCheck" from their index; that will remove all illegal content related to that business. Of course, it will also remove 90% of the bussiness's traffic, but, hey, they want to be safe, and now they are safe.

  83. Publicity++; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I foresee a slashdot effect drastically increasing the usage of ServersCheck.

    I don't think many of the future installs will be legal.

  84. sue phonebooks, they list defrauding craftspeople! by AlgorithMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think google is the wrong adress to file a lawsuit against... it just shows you, which results were most often visited/searched in connection with this keyword...

    this gives me an idea... I'll patend terminating turing machines... and if google has a link to a site containing a turing machine in their search result, they must find out if it ever terminates and filter it out if it does or they infringe the patent...

    maybe I'd use this patent only against msn ;)

    --
    The MAFIAA is a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes
  85. Why not just ask Google . . . by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    to disallow seaerching for their product. The toolbar doesn't allow searching or the word 'porn' but i doubt it filters out results with the word porn in it.

    --
    "Thanks for all the money you paid to us. We've used it to buy off ISO among other things" -Microsoft
  86. Google did their part... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Google did their part to stop "piracy" by searching out and presenting criminal activity. They should be thanked, not sued.

    Yes, that is spin, but it is dramatically more accurate than "Google suggesting illegal software".

  87. I'm getting sick of this sue happy nation by zerosix · · Score: 1

    My gosh, what the hell is wrong with people? So I suppose if i type my name in google and someone else comes up I can sue too? Or if results for a site featuring a "gay monkey f***er?" Come on, it's not like Google is intentionally putting anything on there "site" it's a fricken search engine people!!! Grow up. Man, this is one thing that pisses me off, google has money so everyone wants a piece of free pie.

    --
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ~Albert Einstein
  88. That's not how it works by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    > If their code is smart enough to know a keyword "ServersCheck" is listed on webpages with the other keywords
    > "ServersCheck crack", "ServersCheck keygen" or "ServersCheck pro crack" they should be able to put a filter in for it

    There is no way Google has keyword rules like that. It is impractical for the size of their dataset. A much more likely method for making suggestions is to find other keywords a particular word appears with on the same page, sort the results by number, and display the top three or so. This sounds exactly like the sort of stuff their search engine already does, and because of that is likely require very little code to implement.

    Now, what's happening with ServersCheck is that their software is really pricey -- $1500/copy, ok for corporate giants, but no good to anyone else; especially considering how very little it does. So, naturally, everyone just pirates it instead, and as a result, the cracks and keygens show up on thousands of those trash sites where you can play find-the-download-link forever in a sea of porn and ads. These sites are so numerous that "ServersCheck crack" probably has a higher correlation than any other terms related to the company and as such show up first on the suggestions list.

    "Fixing" this is not possible in general; there is no way to tell if a particular keyword is illegal somewhere just by looking at it. It is possible to add a secondary filter on the suggestions list on which keyword pairs would be placed by request. Depending on how extensible the search engine itself is, this may be easy or hard, but is definitely a bit of extra work.

  89. For those wondering... by dubl-u · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I first saw this as a WoW-based animation and was very impressed. Then I discovered that they lifted the audio from Avenue Q, a Broadway musical. You can see original The Internet is for Porn on the Avenue Q site.

    1. Re:For those wondering... by True+Vox · · Score: 1

      Yeah, a friend gave me the Sound Track, and I just cracked up when I first heard it. The WoW machima is pretty cool boss too.

      --
      "Gratuitous complexity is akin to chaos" - True Vox
  90. You've mostly all missed whats going on here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've mostly all missed whats going on here. If said company put X amount cash into advertising they would reach Z amount of people. Going after Google will cost them less per number of people they are now reaching, they might win they might not win. The point is they are now a name known to so many people for far far less than what would of cost them before.

    Simple as that.

  91. A very simple solution: by mdomb529 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google can just filter all hits that involve the term "ServersCheck."

    1. Re:A very simple solution: by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Or we could solve this right away.

      100000 /.ers searching "ServersCheck court troll" might change the results.

  92. Remember "google cures cancer" by EonBlueTooL · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For another example: here

  93. Case in point: by merreborn · · Score: 1

    "Lastly, filter out crack and it will simply become cr@ck. You get the idea."

    Hey, whaddya know, google suggest filters the word 'porn' but not 'pr0n'.

    http://www.google.com/webhp?complete=1&q=pr0n

  94. That's not the way the world works... by ktakki · · Score: 4, Interesting

    First of all, I take it from the name "ServersCheck" that this piece of software is a remote administration tool. Since very few competent admins would rely on a cracked piece of software to monitor their equipment, it's got to be warez kiddies doing the cracking (and probably not even using the software). You know, 0-day oneupsmanship.

    Now, do you see the inherent flaw in letting warez kiddies dictate the pricing structure of your product?

    Photoshop must be the most widely cracked software out there, second only to Windows XP (just a guess). It's not terribly expensive - $700 or so, right? - and there are both low-cost and free alternatives (Photoshop Elements, the Gimp, etc.). Does that stop anyone from cracking Photoshop CS? Nope.

    Supply and demand dictate the price of your product. ServersCheck and Photoshop CS are not high-demand mass-market consumer products. They're priced accordingly. And since they're used by professionals, there's a return on the investment. Theoretically, ServersCheck will maximize your uptime. My legit copy of Photoshop CS has allowed me to generate thousands of dollars of income for my company (not that I couldn't have done that with the Gimp, but I've been using Photoshop since version 2.51 and I'm pretty set in my ways).

    While supply and demand controls pricing, you hope that your product sells enough to recoup your investment in development, distribution, and marketing, along with covering your recurring expenses and perhaps a bit of profit on top of that. If not, you cut expenses. Adobe is a publicly traded company; while cutting the price of Photoshop CS2 might push a few more units out the door, that would come at the expense of profits and perhaps result in a net loss. Cue the shareholder revolt in 3...2...1...

    Finally, the whole warez culture is not about being able to use software that you can't afford. It's all about hoarding, the digital equivalent of those ladies who live with 50 cats. It's irrational. Why you would want to hitch the pricing of your product to that sort of thing is even crazier.

    k.

    --
    "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
    1. Re:That's not the way the world works... by Firehed · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I suppose that's true with Photoshop and this ServersCheck thing, but XP being one of if not the most widely-used and widely-pirated software available, my concept could apply well. If XP had a pricing scheme of, for instance, $100 for your first copy, $25 per additional license, or $200 for an "unlimited" home, I wouldn't have that huge of a problem paying. But $150 for an OEM copy of software that's swiss-cheese security and more attacked than [insert bad analogy here] seems a but much, especially with how draconian the activation methods are. Hell, I use my downloaded corporate version just to avoid calling every time to activate - I own two legal copies, but I just can't be hassled to do more when there's no tangible reason for me to do so. For some amount of time (this may still be happening, or was just a rumor), MS would sell discount licenses to those using pirated versions, and as you could imagine, the people who actually paid up are the type that decided $200+ (retail home) for outdated and, at this point, fairly crappy software was just a bit too much.

      Of course, that brings up that whole moral issue. To be honest, I've got no problem with not enlarging a monopoly, especially considering that there are other OSs out there - cheaper or free - that can do almost everything I want. "Why pay when you don't have to?" vs "If a free cracked version wasn't an option, would you pay for it or use something else as a substitute?" Seeing that games are still mostly Windows-only, I probably would have paid (and, again, have done so twice), but were the games available to use under OSX or some Linux distro, I most certainly wouldn't have.

      I'm a fan of the Google Sketchup concept: give it away to everyone, only require a license for it to be legally used professionally and enable a couple features that no home user would ever have a need for. It's an even better deal because that pro license is exactly the same cost as the everyone license prior to Google's acquisition of SketchUp. I used a cracked version before, now I have a legal free version. I can evaluate it as I see fit, and decide whether the $500 investment is worthwhile for me to use it professionally (from what I've heard of people who do have a legal pro version, it's well worth it; I only use it for casual use so I don't know or care). I feel that's how most software should be priced - free personal use, charge (perhaps a good bit more) for professional use. You get more people using your software which is going to probably bring about more sales due to people finding that they can profit from using the software.

      But, that's just how I'd do it. Not everyone would like it, no matter how well it seems to work for those that have tried it.

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    2. Re:That's not the way the world works... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      Since very few competent admins would rely on a cracked piece of software to monitor their equipment, it's got to be warez kiddies doing the cracking (and probably not even using the software). You know, 0-day oneupsmanship.
      Uh, but we're not talking about 0-day cracks done for fun here. "ServersCheck crack" is what users have been searching for. Meaning that there are in fact many admins - competent or not - who would rather rely on a cracked piece of software. GP tried to explain why it is the case.
      Photoshop must be the most widely cracked software out there, second only to Windows XP (just a guess). It's not terribly expensive - $700 or so, right?
      $700 is not expensive for software?

      I wish you were kidding. Otherwise, it's outright scary.

  95. There are ALWAYS legit uses of something by freeweed · · Score: 1

    I can see why "keygen" is tough, because I can't think of many legitimate uses for either that, or warez or something...

    Well, for one thing, this Slashdot story would be filtered, as would your comment, as would mine.

    Yup, that's not inappropriate censorship, not at all!

    --
    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  96. Same reason Bush wanted to attack Iraq after 9/11 by DragonWriter · · Score: 1


    Its not a matter of who did wrong, its a matter of where all the good targets are.

    Afghanistan had little to blow up to make a show of "doing something", and little to geopolitical or economic to gain from victory aside from, you know, actually dealing with al-Qaeda. So after making a show of going after al-Qaeda and the Taliban, the "war on terror" became about Iraq.

    Similarly, this company went after Google because the pirate sites might be the real wrongdoers against whom they could make an airtight case, but there are no "good targets" (i.e., deep pocket defendants) there. Suing them doesn't get you much of anything but a moral victory. Even getting Google to settle to make you stop annoying them and avoiding the risk of an adverse ruling at trial is worth a lot more.

  97. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    till i checked google ;-)

    internet is for porn

  98. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by AndrewRUK · · Score: 1

    According to their version comparision chart, they offer a freeware version for non-commercial use, which has most of the features of the pro version.

  99. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go on, blame the victim.

    Whether their pricing is reasonable or not is completely irrelevant. They can charge whatever they want, since it's their software. The question is whether it is legal for Google to recommend pirated software.

    But I'm sure you understand this. You're just a troll, like 98% of all Slashbots in this thread.

  100. Re:From Google Video (that's on-topic, right?) by crazyjimmy · · Score: 1

    Here's the afore-mentioned World of Warcraft - The Internet is for porn video.
    Courtesy of Google Video.

    --Jimmy

  101. Re:I read the posts, and no one is making this poi by truedfx · · Score: 1

    The 2600 decision was unconstitutional on the face of it. The first amendment lets a newspaper tell citizens where a red light district is without fear of being hauled up on pandering charges.

    Hyperlinks take you somewhere automatically, while newspaper texts make you go somewhere yourself; that was the reasoning IIRC. (And as a result of that, plain text URLs are acceptable no matter what they're for, only hyperlinks cause any legal problems.)

    Of course, this is from memory, so if my memory's bad, so is this post. :)

  102. I got a suggestion to add by JoeOutBurner · · Score: 1

    "Do not buy this product."

  103. Re:I read the posts, and no one is making this poi by midway22 · · Score: 1

    Great Discussion but I would not blame right wing in this. We don't want anymore government interaction into anything much less our porn or cracks. This is some small company who found a law firm who would run with their outlandish claims probably on the basis they might get lucky and make more money in the lawsuit than their half ass company does. Very few things you can fault google with and on top of that list is the moral decisions in their design choices. You would have to catch the judge on a day with a pineapple up his ass for him to find against google.

  104. Logical inconsistencies by Sentri · · Score: 1

    "In an apparent public relations blunder, Google claimed to have no way of filtering suggestions. However,
    Google can and does filter because the toolbar won't provide suggestions for keywords like 'porn'."

    "Google has no way of filtering suggestions" means they have no way of filteringsearch results for a given search term

    "the toolbar won't provide suggestions for keywords like 'porn'" is keyword filtering, which is an important difference

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    Can't we all just get along
  105. Re:I read the posts, and no one is making this poi by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    Time to start building encrypted darknet transmission systems, kids. The dark times are starting.

    Actually that time was 4-6 years ago. You're too late, although mabye if you find someone who's already started you can join onto them.

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    GENERATION 26: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
  106. Publicity Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They won't win, I can search for anything online, it's not the search engines job to censor me, no one should censor me - it's the search engines job to tell me the most popular topics related to my keywords. I'm guessing it's just a publicity stunt.

  107. Should Google Filter Anything? by GaryPatterson · · Score: 3, Informative

    Company X: "We don't want our product mentioned in the same search results as 'cracks'! "
    Nation X: "We don't want our nation mentioned in the same search results as 'democracy'! "
    Religion X: "We don't want our religion mentioned in the same search results as 'evolution'! "

    To paraphrase that great thinker, Yoda, "Once you start down the path of filtering, forever will it dominate your destiny."

    Or was it "Start down path the filtering of once you, destiny dominate it forever your will." Something like that. But then he said a lot of stupid stuff when he was drunk.

  108. David by DaoudaW · · Score: 1

    My name is David and I'm mad! After seeing what Google had done to ServersCheck I decided to see what they had done to my name.

    "D" - the results include dictionary, dog, and desperate housewife. Oh my gosh, they are evil. Just a "d" and they are already defining my wife as a bitch.

    "Da" - the results include davids bridal, dating and da vinci code. Are they implying that I need to date and get married? Or are the alluding to the implication that Jesus married Mary Magdalene? Either way can't Google just stay out of my marriage and my religious beliefs.

    "Dav" - David Letterman, David Beckham, David Bowie. Are they trying to play good cop/bad cop with me? Now they are associating me with celebrities. Can't they just let me be me?

    "Davi" - Hmm, now they're getting the idea. One of the suggestions, finally, is just plain David, but they're still courting me with davids bridal and a slew of celebrities, one interesting addition this round is david and goliath. Are they advocating that I use violence against them? I know that the little guy won in that story!

    "David" - Now you'd expect they'd settle down and just let me be me, but no we keep all the other celebs and gain David Hockney. Oh, well I guess there's worse things to be associated with than an aging Pop Artist.

    Now lets see what happens if I start typing in failure ...

  109. Google is not the best place for cracks by jdoeii · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows the best place to find cracks and keygens is http://astalavista.box.sk/ :-)

  110. Re:I actually agree with the plaintiff on this one by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
    whoever you type in, you won't get one suggestion that's ovbiously innapropriate
    How about "britney rears" (appears if you type in "britney")?
  111. You think *that's* bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try entering

    george bush is a

    and see what pops up

  112. Re:I read the posts, and no one is making this poi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Yep, unfortunately it turns out that building a strongly anonymous and attack-resistant yet usable p2p network is *very hard* so it's taking a while. IMO the most promising darknet project is currently Freenet 0.7 (see background info on the wiki.)

    It's still in alpha however so it doesn't provide the intended level of anonymity or usability/performance yet. The goal for v1.0 is essentially for it to be safe enough for Chinese political dissidents and the like to use, who require rather stronger protection than Johnny McWarezTrader.

  113. Yahoo: "Ooh, look what Google did!" by Sarcastic+nerd · · Score: 1

    I love how this is being reported on Yahoo news.

  114. the name "suggest" by kwoff · · Score: 1

    The only problem I think is the name having "suggest" in it. If it was "Google Autocomplete" or "Google Previous Searches By Other People", there wouldn't be an issue.

  115. Google may be okay after all... by tech10171968 · · Score: 1

    This is a B.S. case in my opinion. It's as if someone asked you how to manufacture cocaine: simply answering the question is not the same as actually enabling that person to do it. The difference is that while the latter is indeed a crime, the former is protected under the 1st Amendment and therefore doesn't mean squat.

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  116. Quoth Google Execs: by m0nstr42 · · Score: 1

    "I'm Feeling Lucky"

  117. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

    No. I sell a program for just $11.95. The program has a high user satisfaction rate, is very popular in that field, and you even get 1 year of free support and free upgrades. $11.95 is certainly not overpriced for the sheer quality you get. Heck, there's even a free version of the program (which has less features and is less user friendly) available. Yet "crack", "torrent", "warez" etc. are very common search terms.

  118. Not a publich service. by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Google isn't a public service. When they say they "Can't filter", it's likely because it sends them down a slippery slope towards being unable to run a search engine. Ok, let's get rid of thte cracks. Now the warez. Now all the strange misspellings of those two. Well Jesus, thare are a billion pages on Google. To go through each one to make sure it's not illegal somehow would require trolling the entire internet.

    In ths case, we're not talking about filtering individual web pages but suggested search terms. Sure, they could filter those too, technologically. However, we get the same problem; It's going to mean some poor sap going through each search term and trying find the offensive or illegal ones. They could try just filtering some terms, but then you get things like this, with them being called hypocrites.

    In the end, between the additional logistics required to filter every time someone complains and the additional drain on computer resources to do so, it's a more acceptable business decision to get the whiney people to go away than to try to appease them.

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    It's been a long time.
  119. Related by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google also won't provide meaningful results to searches for midi files.

  120. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Are you servercheck? :-). Still, you might also look to non-financial incentives for piracy. Ease of installation, installation onto multiple machines on a home network, that sort of thing.

    I'll also take this opportunity to directly acknowlege the message above yours- server check, unlike on their price list page, DOES offer a freeware version.

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    SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
  121. I would filter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...all pages containing the words "serverscheck" AND "crack".

    And that includes...wait a minute...their own site!

    Hmm - anyone see a google delisting coming? They may have to sue google (silly case like that, the link is somewhere)

  122. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

    "Are you servercheck? :-)"

    No.

    "Ease of installation"

    Very easy. It's just a standard Windows next-next-next installer. It also involves entering a username and password (which the user got from me upon purchase; they can use it to download updates). The program can be used within a few minutes.

    "installation onto multiple machines on a home network"

    My license is very flexible. People can install it on an unlimited number of computers, as long as the license holder (or someone close to him, like a family member of a close friend) are the only users of the program.

    Can you think of more reasons?

  123. Re:I read the posts, and no one is making this poi by wilec · · Score: 1

    "Hyperlinks take you somewhere automatically"

    Thats odd, the Google results I get require that I "do something" like click on the hyperlink before I am transported to the destination of said link. I just have never encountered any type of redirection script issues with Google, thats what your implying right? Is this a Windows IE thing? Linux or OS/2 and Mozilla, Opera or Firefox don't act that way here.

    "newspaper texts make you go somewhere yourself"

    Really? I'd quit reading that newspaper, soon. Well.. I have read a few with some good "go to sleep" articles. How about it you got one with a "go to Cancun" article, I could handle that. Maybe one with a good "go to hell" article, not for me but I could think of a few places to send it, naw, naw, look these people are heading that way anyway, just a thought about accelerating the process. :)

    Wabi-sabi

    Matthew

  124. Re:I read the posts, and no one is making this poi by truedfx · · Score: 1

    Heh, yeah, I guess that was poorly worded. With hyperlinks, you normally either decide to see a site or you don't. With plain text URLs, whether in newspapers or on web sites, if you choose to go see that site, you have to repeat what you want to see yourself.

  125. why sue? by theSophomore88 · · Score: 1

    do you guys realize how many sysadmins are being exposed to this product because of this one /. post?

    it's genius

  126. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    It also involves entering a username and password (which the user got from me upon purchase; they can use it to download updates).

    And thus, the need for a crack...especially if they lost the e-mail in the last hard drive meltdown. If they need it now at 1:00am and can't wait for you to wake up to check your records :-)

    My license is very flexible. People can install it on an unlimited number of computers, as long as the license holder (or someone close to him, like a family member of a close friend) are the only users of the program.

    Which makes me wonder why you bother with the username/password at all?

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    SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
  127. Re:Hint: if the most common search phrases by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

    "And thus, the need for a crack...especially if they lost the e-mail in the last hard drive meltdown."

    That's not logical, considering these:
    - People can change their password into something they can easily remember. It's no different from all other things that require a username and password.
    - It's not mission critical enterprise software. It's consumer software. It wouldn't kill them to wait one day to redownload the program. Plus, it's an add-on for another product, which they have to download seperately. And that other product is at least 900 MB.
    - Most people in my customer base use webmail accounts, such as Hotmail. They wouldn't lose the email in a hard drive crash. And of course, they can just write down the information on a piece of paper.
    - 99.99999% of the crack users (or should I say, people who *want* to use the crack; there is no working crack at the moment) are people who don't want to pay, and have never used my program before (so they don't even know about the login-based download system). I've seen their posts on various forum topics. Their main motivation is not having to pay, not that it's too hard to enter a username/password. In fact, I've never heard of any crack users mentioning the login-based download system as the reason why they want a crack.
    - The number of complaints about the login-based download system is at about 0.1% of the total number of customers. And most of the complaints are about download problems that are not specifically related to the system.

    "Which makes me wonder why you bother with the username/password at all?"

    To prevent piracy. It's part of the copy protection scheme. And it's a way to prevent people from abusing my bandwidth for pirated copies.

  128. Re:I read the posts, and no one is making this poi by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    I found my girlfriend through Slashdot

    Oh yeah, how is that possible when she has never made a single post on Slashdot?

    She's never used her /. journal. She has no friends, foes, fans or freaks.

    Could she be imaginary?

    LK

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    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  129. She could by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    However, she is quite real if you trust her history on bookcrossing (although currently out at the farm and thus unable to post); she's of their top posters--I just don't have the time to sockpuppet to that extent. As to whether or not we are coupled, you could ask one of her livejournal friends.

    I don't think that /. account is her, though(I would have friended her account by now if she had one)

    Now that you mention it, I should get her to sign my GPG key :D

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