Reuters reported that last month over one million marijuana users deleted their pot. One survey participant was quoted as saying, "Ya man. And then we deleted like eight million cheesburgers."
Worse than vCards, you can send pics this way. It may be funny to take a pic of someone with your phone and then 'bluejack' it too them - but I know people who've received some pretty nasty porn over bluejacking too.
Nooooooooooo. I thought my phone was a goatse.cx free zone.
In a related story, Microsoft sues Telia, commenting, "C'mon, it would only be a matter of time before all Outlook and IE users get banned from the net."
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Reuters reported that last month over one million marijuana users deleted their pot. One survey participant was quoted as saying, "Ya man. And then we deleted like eight million cheesburgers."
I saw it in Westwood (a trendy part of Los Angeles) and there was a video crew filming fan reactions outside the theater.
"Give us your opinion of the movie," they asked.
I replied, "How about this, I give you the finger, and you give me my $9.75 back."
I suspect I won't make the final edit for the commercial.
Worse than vCards, you can send pics this way. It may be funny to take a pic of someone with your phone and then 'bluejack' it too them - but I know people who've received some pretty nasty porn over bluejacking too.
Nooooooooooo. I thought my phone was a goatse.cx free zone.
Students sue Diebold?
What is this? Soviet Russia?
In a related story, Microsoft sues Telia, commenting, "C'mon, it would only be a matter of time before all Outlook and IE users get banned from the net."
and I believe it's called Itanium.
I now deem your Gator AssholeWare, where AssholeWare is defined as software that allows some asshole to pump ads into the user experience.
I'm was thinking LawyerWare, but I didn't want to be sued by SCO.
Wouldn't it be a shame if this ended up in a few hundred usenat posts:
Tim Searcy
Executive Director
tim@ataconnect.org
Bill Morris
Finance Director
bill@ataconnect.org
Lynne McCauley
Director of Member Services
lynne@ataconnect.org
Mitchell Roth
Government Affairs Counsel
mitch@ataconnect.org
Brad Rateike
Manager of Member Services
brad@ataconnect.org
Jason Perry
Marketing Manager
jason@ataconnect.org
Karl Jacobs
Manager of Special Projects
kjacobs@ataconnect.org
Robert Fanger
Manager of IT Systems
bobf@ataconnect.org
I can hear it now. On trying to install Linux, "I'm sorry Dave, but I can't let you do that"
No No - think of it as a nanoSanFrancisco.
It should be noted that of the 838, an astounding 773 had the name Hugh Jass, Phil McCrackin, Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, or Hugh Janus.
No no no - it's not slashdotted. He's just running Norton Disk Doctor. Check back in November.
My extreme audiophile friend now has to replace his whole system to capture the experience of these new sounds.
When I saw the headline 'shred SCO', 'from the woodchipper department' a vision of a corporate purge 'Fargo Style' popped into my head.
We sue
Or we don't
Our stocks rise
I thought haiku was 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
And it's a damn good thing he didn't write a haiku:
We are SCO
We own the haiku patent
We will sue your ass
Goto?
That's bad code.
We don't code with those commands.
Octogenerian Mutant Ninja Grandmas.
Fight for truth, justice and prescription drug benefits.
Mine came with a fortune cookie:
The future will bring you many Blue Screens.
Embedded devices can be registered for $32, but it never says what constitutes and embedded device.
So I can save thousands if I embed my 32 CPU cluster up Darl McBride's ass?
Hey **AAholes - it clearly wasn't me, but some terrorist wardriving past my WiFi connection.
In all seriousness, would this defense hold?
Where are the flying cars? We were promised flying cars. It's 2003 and WTF? No flying cars.
On (in?) the other hand, which sci-fi novel predicted USB powered dildos?
The Photoshop guy just said, "We'll be releasing new software at about about the same time these machines ship."
Well, my credit card, which has been quivering in my wallet's deepest darkest crevices all morning, is safe for now.
1. Make pretty GUIs and lovely gadgets 2. ??? 3. Profit!!! Actually, it's a pretty damn good business plan.
No No No....
1. Make pretty GUIs and lovely gadgets
2. Profit!!!
3. There is no Step Three!!! There is no Step Three!!!
I'm here at the Glendale Apple Store watching the Stevenote, and all I can say is, "Holy Crap. No, really. Holy crap."
He's just about to do the spec test of the new G5 vs. Dell's bst offering. Again, Holy floating point performance Batman.
7:17 a.m. - article posted on Slashdot.
7:19 a.m. - water cooling system begins to be put to the test
7:27 a.m. - Slashdeath results in a high pitched whistle caused by steam venting from piping.
7:27:05 a.m. - Apartment dweller wakes.
Rube Goldberg would be proud.
I believe that William Pointdexter is in charge of this program - T.F.A. - Total Flatuance Awareness.
While the CIA has consistently denied the existence of the T.F.A., any eight year old can tell you that, "He who denied it supplied it."