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  1. Maybe... on Java Evangelist Leaves Sun After MS Settlement · · Score: 0
    Maybe Sun, Apple, IBM, HP, Microsoft, Intel, AMD will remain in there current positions in the market place and nothing will change and the status quo will remain and we will all live happily ever after with MS as a virtual monopoly keeping other companies alive and profitable enough to make them smile and their customers living without fear they will go bankrupt and while Java remains a great server side language and AMD remains a great economical alternative to Intel and Linux remains for the those willing.

    Good odds of this me says.

  2. Re:This will never catch on. on Moore's Law Limits Pushed Back Again · · Score: 1
    My experiences with submerging sensitive electronic devices have never been positive ones.

    You should have positive and negative experiences when submerging electronic devices.
    Are you sure you read the manual correctly?

    Ba dum bum!

    submerging sensitive electronic devices

    What? Are drowning Aibo puppies?

  3. An Explaination. on Lifting The Lid On Computer Filth · · Score: 1
    "A desk is capable of supporting 10 million bacteria and the average office contains 20,961 germs per square inch, according to research. ... By contrast, the average toilet seat contains 49 germs per square inch, the survey showed.'"

    This usaully appears on only the geeks' desks.
    There is obviously an elevation issue at hand that causes this phenomenon.
    Since the managers' desks usually are made of better wood instead of particle board and formica tops like most cubicles they also sit higher.
    And managers' hygiene is usually really good.
    But then again all that has nothing to do with anything.

    It's because managers always shit on everyone.

    oops... did I write that?

  4. Cool! on The Sun's 10th Planet... Sedna? · · Score: 1
    Two places you never want to go:

    1) Sun's 10th Planet
    2) Sun's iPlanet

    Then again maybe the 10th Planet has a future.

  5. Let call this what it is! on Intel Plans CPU Naming Change · · Score: 1
    After Intel lost the x86/64bit instruction set combo battle they've decided to do the next best thing to their competition... use performance ratings to confuse the public thus ruining AMD's ratings system.

    Don tinfoil hats now.

  6. Re:What would Howard Dean say? on SCO Says They'll Sue A Linux User Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Come back next week where Dean jokes will get you nothing. Who will they sue? Who has money?

  7. Imagine! on FreeS/WAN Project Bows Out · · Score: 1
    If all "good" opensource projects were kept running.

    Why is it corporations kill products so you have to buy their news ones?

    Open Source projects get killed since the main developers/supporters seem to get bored (as most nerds tend to do) without serious motivation (cash).

    It seems open source these days has so much competition with itself that things get abandoned too easily.

    Competition is supposed to be good. But when for profit software competition has none and free software ( beer and speech ) is competing with itself people lose out.

    A simple example is me trying to choose Gnome or KDE... ugh! Really! The winner would be nice... if someone would tell me who it will be please. Sounds ignorant, but honestly... am I alone on this?

  8. Re:Too many designers? on Anatomy of Game Development · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Companies demand experience on all posts, and then whine about lack of "qualified" applicants.

    Actually everything I've read in the press and in B&N game books is that the industry can't keep it's top dogs, because they get burnt out.

    I would say not only that, but since EA just closed office(s) in Austin... of forget it. Game Publishers close offices all the time after a great game is shipped,etc and this article states there aren't enough programmers?!

    Well I personally know of a great programmer who left for the business world since it payed double what he was worth and the corporate bullshit stings pretty bad in game companies.

    Maybe that's what happens when real greedy CEOs and businessmen collide with very immature geeks and developers.

    The industry needs to reward better it's programming heros and keep them in the game.

  9. Re:I know this is bad..... on Jail Time for Misleading Domain Names · · Score: 1
    so no one would try to make me their bitch.

    If you are in prison you've already been made into someone's bitch. By Judge or Jury.

    Shoulda have lifted those law books and a couple others about legal ways to make money.

    Course the Hollywood movies I watch always gun for the con artists. They're so darn triksy it's cool.

  10. Re:Um. An? on Sun Agrees to Talk to IBM over Open Sourcing Java · · Score: 1
    That's right folks: If it sounds bizaar and seems odd and strange and unlikely, but is making headlines...

    Well making headlines and keeping the public aware is the most important step. Free adverstising for Sun and IBM and Java.

    Now that they are in the limelight MS will have to pump the marketing machine to make sure people realize C# is there.

    I've seen how IBM and Sun interact. You know the outcome of this exercise already.

  11. Re:How about a distributed wireless network? on Industry Threatened by Innovation at the 'Edge'? · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Every geek I know dreams of this. Of course the cable that is in the ground right now is faster than the wireless technology which you propose.

    While some may settle for, let's say, 10Mb/s bandwidth they get from sharing their "neighborhood" wireless connections the physical wires directly to the cable/phone/ISP will be faster due to their really expensive hardware and fiberoptics which they own. We all will have a tough time putting Cisco routers in our houses.

    All of us here seem to have this otaku for wireless and free internet service so we can download our free content and free music which will all be produced for free of course.

    We will find a way to live in a globalised world with more competition and commodities and a balance will be found around the monopolies we see today.

    One could make the argument (easily) that our country (the US)is a monopoly and soon, if not already, we will be experiencing serious and unexpected competition which will drive many of our standards of living downward or sideways at least. It will make these industries that are threatened by the edge actually threatened more frequently and more rapidly.

  12. Re:Setting themselves up... on Microsoft Plans WinXP "Reloaded" · · Score: 5, Funny
    Smith: "Mr. Anderson. I see you've been living a dual-boot lifestyle."

    Smith: "One of these opertaing systems has a future. The other does not."

    Neo (looking confused and stupid as always): "I know my rights. You can't scare me with this XP crap."

    Smith: "And how are you going to tell anyone about Linux if our search engine returns no results."

  13. Re:Will They Learn? on Japanese Government Raids Microsoft Offices · · Score: 1, Funny
    It's interesting, yet you've still stated the obvious. Capitalism? America?

    Do you think they will run the company and increase shareholder's happiness by having 54 billion karma points in the bank instead of 54 billion dollars?

    Shareholder #666: "What's a protocol?"

    Shareholder #666': "Dunno. Ran over a cat today, but it's ok since my MSFT stock went up."

    Face it: Bill Gate's dropped out of Harvard to get farking rich using technology. There is no passion or philanthropic view in software for that man or the company he created.

    And my post is just as obvious.

  14. Re:sigh, only on slashdot... on One more G4 for the PowerBook? · · Score: 0
    would a comment based in such ignorance get modded up. You do realize that different CPUs need differing amounts of cache to achieve the same net effect, right?

    You do realize that he mentioned Linux on his system?

    It's the only trump card you can play here!

  15. Re:What do you expect? on Linus on Intel's 64 bit Extensions · · Score: 0

    Haha! You should check with Blair on that one. Did he move into Bush's ranch yet?

  16. Re:What do you expect? on Linus on Intel's 64 bit Extensions · · Score: 0
    BTW, I do actually dislike Intel's processors - I use AMDs on my systems and those I build for others...

    I suppose you like AMD and Linux. I suppose you like your money.

    Well that's not very American you terrorist!

    Now go get a credit card and buy an Intel processor and motherboard for twice the money. And for the love of all that is Patriotic install the latest version of Windows!

  17. Re:Here's my 64-bit opinion: on Linus on Intel's 64 bit Extensions · · Score: 0
    I think it needs more cow bell...

    Baby, when these processors are finished we're all gonna be wearing golden diapers!

  18. Re:What's with that? on Subversion 1.0 Released · · Score: 2, Funny
    I think he meant: if you're a programmer that plans on using Subversion, surely you can compile the damn thing yourself, rather than waiting for somebody else to do it for you.

    Dude! I'll wait for the binary. We have a whole
    project written in BASIC that needs to get checked
    in. We're not risking compiling this thing.

    what does compile mean anyway?

  19. Welcome to March 2001! on Flash Mob Supercomputer? · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Minimum requirements are 1.3 GHZ Pentium III/AMD equivalent.

    Ahhh... the PIII 1.3ghz. The last computer chip people
    got when geeks had money to buy computers.
    Before all those layoffs and outsourcings.

    They have the same event in India
    right now, cept their min requirments are
    Athlon 64 3400+. Must be nice to be on
    the cutting edge.

    why does /. tempt me to right such things?

  20. Re:She has a case - really on RIAA Countersued Under Racketeering Laws · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...most people see a huge difference between shoplifting and killing...

    Is that why lawyers say, "She shoplifted so much
    she made a killing. Her actions terrorized local
    merchants."

    So there you have it: Wynonna Ryder is a killer and
    a terrorist just by the rewording of the prosecution.

    I suggest a new logical language for the courts like LISP ;)

  21. Re:Bring back old-school arcades/games. on State of the U.S. Arcade Industry 2004 · · Score: 0
    You do that and the nerdy vietnamese kid's 50 buddies show up and beat the shit out of you.

    just call INS...

    But you are in Vietnam. Is the INS gonna save you?

  22. Re:HL2 on Delays Hurt Video Game Business · · Score: 0
    HL2's graphics would have been so very advanced had it not been delayed repeatedly...

    It's so absurd how quickly rushed games with
    the lastest graphic effects,techniques and
    technologies sell.

    I believe today that movies and games (more so) are
    rushed for fear of being called old hat when
    put on the shelves.

    5 years ago I bought Baldur's Gate and Half-Life.
    My brother and I finished Half-Life and just last
    week I finished Baldur's Gate and now started
    Neverwinter Nights.

    Guess what? NWN is completely 3D driven where as
    BG was 2D. What in god's holy #%!* earth!?

    So far I am loving NWN, but oddly missing the BG Graphics.

    Many designers and serious game enthusiasts will
    tell you it's in the quality of the play and if games dates are held up today
    it should be for that reason only.

    Btw: Out of curiousity does BG2:DA use a new Graphics Engine?

  23. Re:Come on... on Delays Hurt Video Game Business · · Score: 0
    Throw in an analysis of Daikatana ad you've mastered the issue.

    Good point. Other industries avoid Daikatana style ad's.

    Now that the XBox is out could you imagine an ad "On September 1st, 2005, Bill Gates is going to make you his bitch!"

    Well most of already are his bitch so I guess it wouldn't matter.

  24. Re:How will they pay for this? on WiFi Free-For-All · · Score: 1, Funny
    They could charge for wireless access in the men's room.

    Ya'll know one thing that makes money.

    See Here.

  25. Re:Note to fat USians on Jobs to India -- A Broad Look · · Score: 0
    Checking out my new apartment Here.

    I hope the kitchen is stocked.

    Good luck to the rest of you.