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  1. It would be brilliant on New Electrolux Trilobite 2.0 Vacuum Robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would love to see one of these crossed with one of those lawnmower robots. It could vaccum your house, then go outside to mow the lawn. Maybe it could sit by your front door at night and bark menacingly like a hungry pitbull when it's built-in motion sensor was tripped. Then I would buy one.
    And if it could fetch a beer from the fridge... I would buy two.

  2. The title of the article should be on 64-Bit Rugrat Virus Emerges · · Score: 5, Funny

    "First duplicate article on the 64 bit windows virus found!" more at eleven.

  3. Re:Hey, d00d! on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 0

    I will double that offer and give you 1% !

  4. Re:Independent electoral commission on Gerrymandering by Computer · · Score: 0

    Rep by Pop is the only way to go!

  5. Re:This is a good thing on L.A. County Bans Use Of "Master/Slave" Term · · Score: 0

    primary/secondary is already taken. 4 hard drives in one system means:
    Primary master
    Prmiary slave
    Secondary master
    Secondary slave

  6. Re:Is there as secret to getting stuff submitted? on 20 Years of Virii · · Score: 0

    it's a dupe from 3 weeks ago anyways.

  7. Next Year on 20 Years of Virii · · Score: -1, Troll

    they will be allowed to drink

    Thanks, I will be here all week.

  8. Re:Windows = Spyware on Which Adware and Spyware are the Most Insidious? · · Score: 0

    if Windows used IE to phone home, ZoneAlarm wouldn't alert you.

  9. MiniTruth on White House Website Limits Iraq-Related Crawling · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of the Ministry of Truth in 1984.

  10. NAT is the answer on Dept. of Defense IPv6 Interoperabilty Test Begins · · Score: 0, Insightful

    It is simple, fast and it works great. Every internet acessable IP number can have thousands of devices connected behind it.

  11. Re:There is a big difference on Pirate Hunter · · Score: 0

    Also, Tuesday is a different day of the week than Wednesday, but they are both days of the week

    Fair enough, but if you got kicked in the nuts every Tuesday and a free beer every Wednesday would you feel that Tuesday was the same as Wednesday?

  12. There is a big difference on Pirate Hunter · · Score: 0, Funny

    between a "Slash your throat and rape your wife" pirate and a "Burn a copy of windows XP" priate.

  13. I already demagnetized my DL on Vancouver Bars Network Together to Track Patrons · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My driver's license has been demagnetized for over a year. I didn't see a benifit of having the ability to swipe my card, so I ran a magnet over it a few times. I wonder if they are going to let me in when my card fails on the swipe. This is a pretty good excuse for me to just buy cases of Canadian and watch the Canucks at home.

  14. Re:So what's the problem? on India Cool to Microsoft Source Code Offer · · Score: 0

    I thought the Queen's Highway was in San Francisco.

  15. Re:HIV on New Microsoft Worm Coming Soon? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If it spread as quickly as slammer, it could infect a large number of computers in 8 hours. At the 8 hour mark, nuke the hard drives. Then it could be launched again on a new set of computers. 16 hours later, there would be a lot of unpatched windows boxes smoldering.

  16. Re:A true statement on Steal This Computer Book 3 · · Score: 0

    net send localhost Hello World
    That will give you a nice dialog box

  17. Re:Will it screw up my laptop again? on Microsoft Identifies, Patches Another Critical RPC Hole · · Score: 0

    Just install the patch on Marketing's machines first. That way, if anything goes wrong, there will be no lost productivity.

  18. What about the exhaust? on Fuel Cells To Appear In Laptops In 2004 · · Score: 0

    Are these laptops going to be pouring water on our legs as we use these?
    Or do we have to drain the laptop after the battery runs out?

  19. Re:Will quarternary cost twice as much as binary? on Beyond Binary Computing? · · Score: 0

    $1398?

  20. Cheaper solution on Gov't Proposes Massive Homeless Tracking System · · Score: 0

    We just build a bunch of catapults and launch them into the ocean. For cities that are not on the coast, a large lake or mountain range would suffice.

  21. RTFM on Worst Linux Annoyances? · · Score: 3, Funny

    My biggest annoyance is the fat guy in a penguin shirt yelling RTFM lamer.

  22. Re:Screw the environment you posers on Rechargeable Batteries - Yes or No? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like how you feel the need to threats at random moderators that are completely anonymous to you 3 lines after you mention others having issues with their penis size.

  23. Re:MS Failures... on Microsoft's Forgotten Mistakes · · Score: 0

    There is one pixel between the minimize and maximize buttons, and two between the maximize and close buttons.

  24. Re:The land of the free on X-Box Hackers Trying to Blackmail Microsoft? · · Score: 0

    The act of making money is illegal. Even printing a copy of a section of a bill is illegal.

  25. Re:Great on Microsoft Releases SP4 for Windows 2000 · · Score: 0

    1. Service packs all require a reboot. The majority of hotfixes and security updates do not.
    2. wrong. I am completely updated, and no BSODs.
    3. Fair enough.