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  1. One evergreen I know on Dan Bricklin on Software That Lasts 200 Years · · Score: 1
    #include <stdio.h>
    main(){printf("Hello World!\n");}
  2. Users create computer models?!! on Alan Kay Decries the State of Computing · · Score: 1

    If business users were less shortsighted, Kay says, they would seek to create computer models of their companies and constantly simulate potential changes.

    Alan Kay is definitely overrating users. I go through great efforts in trying to present concepts and to abstract a technical issue in a way which is logical to business. Both IT and business people I deal with want to talk about databases, files and web GUIs in stead of discussing the problem to be solved at a higher abstraction level.

    I think the required levels of knowledge and ability to abstract problems in order to to create computer models of companies is currently found in universities and in businesses that encourage academic thinking. It will take a very long time for this awareness to seep through to the common business.

  3. Or is it just a bundle with a zero priced OS on Is Dell Just Testing the Market? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or is it just a bundle with a zero priced OS. Thanks to the BSA, shipping an OS with a PC is mandatory in some parts of the world.

  4. More plausible on Microsoft Expects 1 Billion Windows Users by 2010 · · Score: 1

    I expect the MS Windows peak will occur in 2010.

    Linux acceptance will have grown sky high, Linux on the workplace will be feasible, Linux distributions will fit the needs of the man in the street and the MS Windows growth will actually be negative.

    The base on which this reasoning is made is identical to Microsoft's.

  5. Re:1000 times faster? on NZX Moves To Oracle On Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    might be due to something a DBA has done

    Lemme guess. You're a DBA and you've had a hard time with your boss lately.

  6. Look at these bikes! on Tour De France Showcases Multitude Of Tech · · Score: 1

    Passoni has leading edge technology bikes.

    All frames are custom made out of titanium and/or carbon fiber. These guys actually bend titanium sheets themselves to make the pipes for the frames.

    I actually own one of their racing bikes.

  7. Re:Sure.... on iTMS Sells 100,000,000th Song · · Score: 1

    I am going to want DVD quality

    Would divx be DVD quality ( at CD size )?

  8. Re:Number Crunching on ESA Plans Test of Asteroid Defense System · · Score: 1
    • Assuming...
    • For comparison...
    • If...
    • It's probably a good idea to check my work...
    • Let m1 be...
    • v(center of mass)=...
    • I hope...
    I know this is a geek site but you'd reach more readers if you'd provide a conclusion or a purpose for your number number crunching. You'd impress an employer/manager with a "management summary".

    OTOH keep on crunching!!
  9. I'm shy on Wearable Customizable Displays · · Score: 1

    So I'd either look like your image or transparent.

  10. Usenet and forums are better places for this on Linux Laptop w/ 3.5" Disk, USB, and No Hard Drive? · · Score: 1

    I fail to see the news component in this article. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to make this work and there are dozens of people on Usenet groups and various forums that are more than willing to help you out. Try those for a directer communication.

    You also might realize that the time spent on this exercise is probably better invested in playing the harmonica outside your nearest mall. You almost certainly will be able to raise enough money to buy yourself a used PIII.

  11. Most distros would even ship MS products on Linux Users Are Spoiled · · Score: 1
    If their source code would be made available under a decent license (GNU, FreeBSD, Mozilla, Apache etc...). And if it would run on Linux.

    The MS code would probably get debugged.

    Think of the benefits of:
    • MS Office being slowly freed from it's crashing features.
    • MS Office light (done by just kicking out clippy).
    • MS IE fully supporting PNG.
    • MS IE being reasonably save.

    I must elaborate this concept and make a bed time fairy tale for my kids out of it titled "The bully that decided to share toys" .
  12. I hope it won't play ogg. on Cassini-Huygens Reaches Orbit Around Saturn · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Not because I dislike ogg ( au contrair mon frere ) but because I cannot handle false hope. And someone has to touch the ogg subject.

  13. I read anything you have to rotate 90 degrees on What Magazines Do You Read? · · Score: 1

    Yes!

  14. Re:ASCII on Computer Pioneer Bob Bemer Dies · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows how to read or write it.

    I see you never worked with IBM mainframe specialists. A significant amount of these guys still think Unix is a toy and any other coding than EBCDIC is just too complex and will never reach a significant acceptance level.

    (That's kinda logic considering that most IBM mainframe related jobs are highly overrated [you get too much dough] and are usually done on a side note in a *nix environment. You [well, they] just start thinking what you do is fine, that you don't need to evolve any further and that IBM will be your savor eventually. )

  15. Stop wasting resources!! on Slackware 10.0 Officially Released · · Score: 2, Insightful
    the non-cheapskates among us should go buy the CD-set to support the project

    By that I'd pay for:
    • The packaging (materials and handling)
    • The delivery
    • Possibly the store which almost certainly will NOT give any support.
    I don't want to cut out the middle man for the sake of it but in small distros (currently all linux distros can be considered small compared to windows) the delivery overhead is out of proportion. Most people involved in the deal will make much more money out of the deal than Slackware themselves.

    I also think the resources in this process are almost completely wasted.

    I recall wanting to buy a copy of Tux Racer. The retail price here in Europe was way above what I wanted to pay for it. The retail price in USA was better but shipping amounted to US$20. So emailed the Tux Racer guys telling them I don't need the box and the manual. I also told them that I'd be happy to pay them full price if I could download the game. That was useless because it didn't change anything at all. They probably thought I was crazy.

    When possible I try paying the people/bodies that make/package/service my software directly. And I do!!
  16. I wonder how much the MS tax on Microsoft Patents The Body Bus · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...will be on cardiograms.

    Will we need to install electric shields around the heart region if we refuse to pay MS tax?

  17. Re:I volunteer to ask the stupid questions on Linux Scores An Ace At Wimbledon · · Score: 1

    Hey guys, I hate to bring this to you, but don't you ever read the subject lines before posting?

    I actually know the answers to most questions ( that is, except for the Anna Kournikova one ). This posting was intended to be "Funny" but I guess I tried too hard.

  18. I volunteer to ask the stupid questions on Linux Scores An Ace At Wimbledon · · Score: 1
    • Why not mysql?
    • Why not one flat file and NDB? That'd do for scoring a couple of matches.
    • Why not Oracle? It's better and less pain then DB2.
    • Did IBM have Playstation 2 systems in 1999?
    • Where did the fun go? When Commentators are fed a screen full of statistics !!
    • Will they serve pictures of of Anna Kournikova?
  19. Protect yourself from the dangers of the Internet! on Spammer Apologizes · · Score: 1

    In an exclusive course offered only to you which will cost you a mere US$ 5. And yes, for as little as US$ 18.99 you'll even get an penis enlarger which you can carry in your handbag.

  20. I can name legitimate uses for chip cards on DirecTV Extortion Program stopped by EFF · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Tooth picking.
    • Opening doors when you're a detective.
    • Sorting coke in lines for scientific purposes.
    • Collectors items.
    • Killer circling weapon it you're James Bond.
    • Put in mount and make funny faces.
    • Pretend to be a dandy with loads of credit cards.
    • Screw driver.
    • Wear in the heart region as bullet protection.
    • Glue spreader.
  21. What "and everything"?! on Sony VAIO U50 Reviewed In Depth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lisa Gade provides the typically in-depth review, with pictures and words "and everything".

    I bet more /.-ers out there are wondering about Lisa's "and everythings".

  22. In italian SEGA has an additional meaning on Huge Console Auction Debuts · · Score: 1

    In italian SEGA means saw. "Farsi una SEGA" translated literally is "to do oneself a saw". To us folks a minor leap brings us to "to choke one's chicken", "to spank one's monkey", "to beat one's bishop", etc...

    Either wed or wank buddy.

  23. Re:Now that McDonald's is going open source on McDonald's Germany Moves to SuSE Linux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This isn't funny at all for a gastro geek.

    With a buddy of mine I once tried imitating McDonald's sauce and we actually got pretty near to the McDonald taste.

    I noticed that the taste of the fresh herbs (basil was an important ingredient) we used wore after a while. That means, McDonald's way of stabilizing the taste is very likely well studied and they deserve credit for that.

    We went on and we "discovered" that almost any mayonnaise based sauce with fresh herbs can be brought to a decent taste. If you stick with it and study it further, you are most likely to get a much better tasting sauce but with a lower taste ware half-time than McDonald's.

    You also might discover that the main ingredient in McDonald's sauce is the big trivial secret around it.

    Then again, in my two visits to north America I got the definite impression that north Americans see food as a resource and put less emphasis on taste and enjoyment. So if you are north American you probably won't discover anything.

    I once baked an Italian home made pizza ( yes, I am Italian and I have been a very decent professional pizza baker when I was studying. I take food more serious than most /.-ers ) for my sister in law in Canada. Man the thing came steaming out of the oven but she fancied anyway a quick microwave "ZAP" to get it to the right point. I have never ever been more astonished in my whole life.

  24. I know /. is e geek place on McDonald's Germany Moves to SuSE Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    But stop calling McDonalds's quick & dirty energy salons "restaurants".

    It's like saying "the MS-DOS operating system". Clueless people like it that way and all others.... Oh forget it

  25. What's wrong with dd(1)? on Not-So-Clean Hard Drives For Sale · · Score: 1

    Yeah, what's wrong with dd(1)?