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  1. Yeah on Microchip Could Replace Pills · · Score: 1

    The Christians are all shouting "Its the mark! The end is near!"

    Fer those that dont know what I'm talking about look here

  2. Well... on Bill Gates: Windows Patched Faster than Linux · · Score: 1

    I think he's talking about major holes, such as the recent worm attacks and the such. While I agree that Linux patches bugs and the such faster, if there is a major attack on windows systems, M$ is usually very fast in responding.

  3. This is a great one on Anti-Spammers Win Major Court Battle · · Score: 3, Funny
    Opt-in permission based email marketers have been blacklisted, harassed and threatened by anti-spammers---legitimate businesses wrongly pushed to the precipice of extinction. We need your help in keeping our industry vital by protecting email marketers.
    Taken straight from the EMA web site... these people must have a combined IQ that pines to be in triple-digits.
  4. Re:Extreme Prejudice on Anti-Spammers Win Major Court Battle · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Its great, that most child pr0nography cases arent dismissed with prejudice, but this spammer case was.

    God bless America.

  5. AMD vs. Intel on AMD to debut multi-core CPUs in 2005 · · Score: 1

    This is usually how the story goes:
    1. AMD announces new processor to rock all intel processors.
    2. Intel waits about a year, then unleashes a huge add campaign (aka centrino) about a previously unannounced project.
    3. AMD is once again on the backburner
    4. Skip the .....
    5. Profit for Intel.

  6. Great... pepsi on Apple Releases iTunes for Windows · · Score: 1

    When Sierra Mist came out, they did a big "1 in 4 recieves free 20oz bottle" thing. I got 20 sierra mists. I didn't win once.

    Probably will be the same thing with the I-tunes. Or maybe all those free Sierra Mists owed to me will be in the form of I-tunes. Anyway, sounds like a good promo for pepsi.

    Wow that was a bit off-topic... ummm... LINUX R0X0RZ!!!

  7. Wow on Big Mac achieves around 14 TFlops with 128 Nodes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Had no idea hamburgers could run that fast.
    Must be the "special" bun in the middle.

  8. Argh on Internet Speed Record Broken (Again) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ever think about SHARING?!

    While these guys are transferring at 5+Gbps, I'm stuck at home with my 28.8k dialup (no cable/dsl here folks).

    Just like the government studies that cost millions of dollars to figure out why mice will eat cardboard... I can put that stuff to USE other than breaking some damn record!

  9. Re:download rate on Mandrake Linux 9.2 Hits the Street · · Score: 1

    I havent gotten over 8KB/sec in a couple months. Anyone know what is going on here? (and no you trolls I'm not using dialup or ISDN)

  10. Wrong. on Successful Do-Not-Call Complaints? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Tales of a government program.

    I work at my county IS department and everything I do is proceeded by a phone book of paperwork. Expect the DNC list to not work for about a year, after which no one will want to file a complaint due to the 73-page form describing the callers information, company's information, their past credit history, and a ransom note for their 3-month old border collie.

  11. Re:Eh? on MPAA Ruins Own Films As Anti-Piracy Measure · · Score: 1

    All the MPAA has to do is download and look at a pirated movie

    But... that would be STEALING!

    *ducks*

  12. OB South Park Quote on MPAA Ruins Own Films As Anti-Piracy Measure · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Jimbo: So you see kids, we have to kill these animals, or else they'll die!
    (Ned takes a flamethrower to about 30 deer)
    Jimbo: Good job Ned! Way to thin out their numbers!

  13. Re:My god on New Disney / Samsung HDD Video Set-Top Box · · Score: 1

    *edit*
    Gah meant the latter. That's what I get from posting while on crystal meth.

  14. My god on New Disney / Samsung HDD Video Set-Top Box · · Score: 1

    Stored on a LOCAL HDD?

    Seems that this could easily become a haven for any cracker to get free movies from. It would also have to depend on whether you had to pay and then download, or download then pay to view. If the former, I see this product dying a quick, painful death.

  15. Stop MUCKing it up. on What MUDs Do You Play? · · Score: 1
  16. Re:Holy crap that thing's ugly on Dell Announces New Music Player, Download Service · · Score: 1

    Oh yes the switch campaign was soooo much better than the farking interns.

  17. Re:Wonder if they used this? on SCO's Plan Examined · · Score: 1

    I hereby declare: Longest Reply to a Sig!

    Congradulations KFG, heres your complimentary watch and some peanuts.

  18. Re:No, I'm New Here on SCO's Plan Examined · · Score: 1

    Wow look at parent's post history...

    Apparently he's not new here.

  19. Re:Noooooooo on Half-Life 2 Officially Delayed · · Score: 1
    1) Screwed the CS 1.6 beta testers by removing the bots, with no official comment from Valve. 2) ROYALLY bollocksed up the release of Steam, to a degree that most MMORPG's could point and laugh at. Be playing your favourite games in minutes they said... HAHAH! More like weeks. 3) Delaying Half Life 2.

    Dont make me laugh. If all that shit makes sure that HL2 is a good game, its worth it to me. As to the delaying of it, you'll forget all about it the second you get the game. Remember when Warcraft III came out?
  20. FF7 on Final Fantasy VII - Advent Children Revealed · · Score: 1

    If it is a game... SQUEEEEEEEL!

    This text to offset caps

  21. Re:The Amazing Flying Hackers of China! on New Microsoft Worm Coming Soon? · · Score: 1

    Hackers in China... hey, it looks like China is the new Russia!

    Wow lets just open up this new trend...
    IN SOVIET CHINA...

  22. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN! on EFF Warns Against RIAA Amnesty Program · · Score: 1

    What am I missing again? when I turned off the crap it was all brittney spears and eminem.

    That could mean yesterday or 5 years ago... its still the same crap.

  23. Re:IBM? on Workplace Privacy - IBM Hot, Lilly Not · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After M$ gave 'em a big fat business bitch-slap.

  24. Re:Skewed statistics on Videogames Attract More Women Than Boys? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The remaining 3% have morphed into an unidentifiable classification.

    Uhhh you mean the 1-5 year olds you left out? Though sometimes they DO act like little monsters....

  25. Re:USA ... on Talk About A Security Hole, Go To Jail? · · Score: 1

    Who the hell do you think you are, anyway, running around and just speaking your mind whenever you feel like it? I suggest you go watch some more television, and take notes this time, because you are dangerously close to forming your own opinions.

    And why not drink some powerade while you're at it?