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  1. Just in time for Christmas... on First Cell Phone for Dogs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    another worthless widget to consume!

    Please, go fulfill the American Dream (TM) and buy one today!

  2. Re:Yay... on Build Your Own MMOG · · Score: 1

    So it would be the most realistic MMORPG to date? Traffic jams everywhere, a bunch of factions fighting over limited resources and everyone else laughing as it spins out of control?

    Sign me up.

  3. Re:Getting rid of the trash. on Flushing the Net Down the Tubes · · Score: 2, Funny

    The other option to clean up the internet is teaching people the correct use of THEIR, THERE and THEY'RE.

    Not to mention TWO, TOO and TO.

    Don't forget about YOU'RE, YOUR and YORE.

    Oops, almost forgot ITS and IT'S.

  4. good! on Jobs Offers Free Mac OS X For $100 Laptops · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Less corporate market exposure paid for by the government.

    More critical thinking skills for the kids that get to fix their linux installs instead of clicking on pretty icons.

  5. wtf? on Jack Thompson Tasked With Writing Law · · Score: 1

    Why the fuck isn't the florida legislature doing this? Isn't this their job? Does every legislature get paid money to sit in a chair and say yea or nay?

  6. Re:I dont think its such a bad idea on TiVo to Sell Your Fast-Forward Button · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and watch some freakin commercials

    Just like I dislike commercials, I also dislike your opinion of commercials. I DO NOT want to watch them, and I am willing to pay not to have to.

    Just because you are accustomed to the subconscious gang-bang that is modern advertising culture, I will not condone my subjugation at the hands of your corporate masters.

    Our rights are abstract and fleeting, easily stolen when we lapse in fortitude and much costlier to regain than to sustain. Your willingness to give up yours not only drags the rest of us down with you, but makes it harder for others to support you in the future.

    I am not saying that Tivo is stripping our rights, I am saying that Tivo engendered a certain pioneering vision in the masses' fight that is now becoming corrupted. While this is not surpising, Tivo is corporate and is beholden to higher powers, it is another distressing example of the corporate advertising influence in society.

    I think advertising is the worst and most prevalent drug in our society and that people fail to realize the impact it has on their subconscious. Mass market advertising contributes to the mental enslavement of the world to corporate society.

  7. Re:Perpetual backups on Bit Rot Stalks Your Digital Keepsakes · · Score: 1

    Word of warning: don't buy cadmium storage bins for those punch cards...

  8. Re:mario music videos??? on Kong in Concert - Donkey Kong Country Arrangements · · Score: 1

    DOH!

    I swear I looked through that whole site. I SWEAR IT!

    KHANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

    (Thanks for the confirmation on location, I will crawl into my hidey-hole of ineptitude now...)

  9. mario music videos??? on Kong in Concert - Donkey Kong Country Arrangements · · Score: 1

    (slightly offtopic, but...)

    I have been searching high and low for two videos I saw in the past but do not posess. One is a video of a japanese guy doing the super mario soundtrack on a piano while blindfolded. The other is a different guy doing parts of the same soundtrack on an electric guitar.

    If anyone has a bittorrent/direct link to these, I (and I bet many other slashdotters) would really like to lay my hands on them...

  10. No name? on Area 51 Hackers Map Buried Surveillance Network · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The DOD forgot to have mommy write their name on the things. If they are on public land, is there anything besides fear of reprisal (like a law) to stop somebody from taking the things?

  11. Re:So the question is on Microsoft Source Follow-Up · · Score: 1

    You farking idiot.

    The fruit of the tree deals with many human psychological problems relating to our 'supposed intelligence'. This intelligence we now have is an analogue to the apple: an enlightenment happens, there are consequences (both good and evil, or, NEITHER good nor evil), yet there is no turning back. It is not a call to embrace or recliam ignorance and nievete. He who strives to defeat his intelligence defeats only himself.

    It IS a metaphor-laden story meant to help us understand conequences of past decisions (even decisions before our lifetimes) and the pandora's box syndrome: you can never close the box. Please do not make Genesis out to be more than it really is: a crappy, oft-retranslated copy of what was probably a good verbal story about human origins dating from before agriculture appeared.

  12. Re:devil? on NetBSD Announces Logo Design Competition · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Quick nitpik - it is "Athena Nike" that is the Greek goddess of victory. Athena took a couple other forms too, like "Athena Parthenos".

  13. Urinals in Space! on You Are Here (On Earth) · · Score: 2, Funny
    Following this announcement:
    (Reuters) Announcing their latest push toward monopolization of the intragalactic bathroom market, Sloan Valve Company announced today their "Sloan Great Wall" which will be able to flush billions upon billions of stars into their new "Sloan Black Hole."

    Investors showed their appreciation and stock prices backed all the way up to the fifth floor, when a plumber was called to alleviate the massive flooding.
  14. Because Dell says so! on Dell Throws In For The +R/+RW Standard · · Score: 1

    This will only serve to clog up the media aisle at your local computer store as more DVD+/-R newbs mill about like helpless sheep wondering which box they need to buy. They do not remember what type of DVD burner they have and honestly don't care, but by golly there sure are a hell of a lot of choices on this shelf!

    Nothing like technology force-fed to the masses!

    MUNIX FOR EVERYONE!!!

    My point? Average Joe Luddite won't care until he arrives at home with the incorrect media and gets pissed off.

  15. Re:Prismatic lithium ion polymer on Warning: Exploding Batteries · · Score: 2, Funny

    shhhhh, don't interrupt the troll's 'red hot lithium on genitalia' fantasy...

  16. willful release of power?!? on XFree86 Core Team Disbands · · Score: 5, Funny
    A good example of hope for the future that a group can decide it is no longer required. Look at this hypothetical email in comparison:

    I'm very pleased to announce that a majority of the United States House of
    Representatives and the United States Senate has voted in favor of my proposal to
    disband the United States Congress.

    I believe that this is an acknowlegement that the United States Congress was no longer
    representative of the active, experienced and skilled population and local governments,
    or a place where meaningful legislation happens.

    Happy New Year to all!

    Dennis
    --
    Dennis Hastert
    Speaker of the House of the United States Congress
    speaker.house.gov/
  17. flamers beware! on Dual Layer DVD+R Developed · · Score: 1, Funny

    Before anyone goes off the deep end about -r/+r: if phillips did it with +r then -r will follow.

    I still cannot fit my whole porn collection on one of these things so it matters little to me...

  18. In Other News.... on California Microsoft Settlement · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Corp announced it agrees with the ruling and will reimburse the plaintiffs with multiple licenses of whatever lovely Microsoft product they choose....

  19. nice name... on Nullsoft's Waste: Encrypted, Distributed, Mesh Net · · Score: 1

    best name yet for a p2p app. hope they polished it up a little bit more than gnutella was, because this is gonna get tossed by AOLTIMEWARNERNEWSCOPRATTetc PDQ and then we will have another MIA P2P APP.

    Acronyms. The Breakfast of Champions.

  20. NASA Surrenders on Gas Clouds As Giant Telescopes · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA requests 4.2 bazillion (USD) to fly out there and fix the optics...

  21. Re:What Thomas Jefferson said on PATRIOT II Legislation Leaked · · Score: 1

    your rebuttal was astounding. care to elaborate?

  22. Re:What Thomas Jefferson said on PATRIOT II Legislation Leaked · · Score: 1

    it may be useful for me to point out that the second amendment is largely useless at this point.

    when the bill of rights was drafted they used muzzle-loading, single ball shot. now we have frickin sharks that shoot laser beams from their heads.

    think about it: we can bear arms. we can legally own semi-automatic weaponry (largest of which is .50 caliber). do you think your semi auto ak47 or sks or mp5 will really do much against the current weaponry of the government?

    ha ha. jokes on you! any grass roots revolution is doomed to failure at this point. the only hope we have is changing things through the current political system. unfortunately, those good ole checks and balances are becoming as outmoded as our right to a weapon.

  23. sounds like a simcity4 newsbite on Apple and Linux Beneficial to Each Other? · · Score: 1



    i just hit the refresh button after playing simcity 4 for about 8 hours (making sure to walk around the room every hour to prevent clotting) and BAM! i see a headline similar to the hilarious headlines generated by simcity 4.

    i immediately rubbed my eyes and decided that it may be time to do something else for a while...

  24. new at walmart! on Personal Jet Pack for X-mas! · · Score: 5, Funny
    Your very own jetpack/leafblower combo!


    Blow leaves, snow, sand, water and even unwanted neighbors all the way out of the neighborhood!


    Great gift idea for all the suburbanites in your family!

  25. NEWS FLASH!!! on Smart Mobs · · Score: 1
    we have beaking news coming in... hold a sec...


    HOLY SHIT! SANTA ISN'T REAL!