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  1. Re:About a year ago... on What The Internet Isn't · · Score: 1

    Why do we get spaces inserted into URLs on slashdot?

  2. I love you refernce on MyDoom.C Making Its Way Across The Net · · Score: 1

    User Friendly I love you.

  3. You missed one! on MyDoom.C Making Its Way Across The Net · · Score: 1
    Spammer:
    1. Spread a virus opening backdoor in infected systems
    2. Send spam trough these backdoors
    3. ....
    4. Profit!

    Geek:
    1. Spread a virus opening backdoor in infected systems
    2. Install seti@home clients trough these backdoors
    3...
    4. Fun!

    Slashdot Troll:
    1. Spread a virus opening backdoor in infected systems.
    2. Change users home page in IE to www.tubgirl.com
    3....
    4. Fun!

    -or-

    1. Spread a virus opening backdoor in infected systems.
    2. Make infected systems slam /. to get in a first post.
    3....
    4. Fame!

  4. The ULTIMATE Vaporware Virus on MyDoom.C Making Its Way Across The Net · · Score: 4, Funny
    Here is the ultimate Vaporware Virus:

    MyDukeNukeMForever.A

  5. It is not unenforceable on Modifying Employment Agreements? · · Score: 1

    look here. Sorry in advance for the *.doc link.

  6. Re:3 Words: on Modifying Employment Agreements? · · Score: 1

    right... and pay for it with unemployment checks.

  7. Re:Read the fine print on California Man Sues Penis-Enlargment Firms · · Score: 1

    Great refernece to the "Star Registry" people. They covred that scam on Fox News. I submitted it to /., but it was rejected. I used to dread that someone would buy that "gift" for me and I would have to pretend that I liked it.

  8. One quote that says it all. on Five PC Vendors Face Patent Lawsuit · · Score: 2, Informative
    "Our main focus is the IP [intellectual property] business now," he said.

    That explains it all. Translation: All we do is sue people.

  9. Re:Ah-ha! on SCO Complaint Filed -- Including Code Samples · · Score: 1
    How about...



    Take that closing brace and shove it up Darl's ass with no lubricant!!!

  10. Re:Graduate School on The Best Colleges for Network Engineering? · · Score: 1
    Notice: I am am currently working on my PhD, but not in the field of Computer Science, or anything really computer related (I'm actually somewhere between a social science and philosophy)

    It sounds like this might be a pathetic attempt by a geek to say that he is interested in ethiiii, arrhhuuuuuuhh, ethicuuaaa, esics, um, something about being well behaved.

  11. The time has come for another ridiculous claim on SCO Adds Copyright Claim to IBM Suit · · Score: 1
    Look no further.

    Oh, by the way, Darl says "Pay up your SCO $699 license fees, you crack-smoking, filthy pirates!

  12. Re:Lexmark is no better on HP Discusses Anti-Counterfeiting Measures · · Score: 1

    It didn't last. A judge ruled that they cannot prevent the production of generic ink refills.

  13. Re:Obligatory reference on Kazaa Offices Raided · · Score: 4, Funny
    Actually, I believe that what you meant to say was,

    All you OFFICE(TM) are belong to us.

    Filthy abusers of IP like you sicken me. How could you not recognize that that word belongs to MS.

  14. Re:Not likely on Kazaa Offices Raided · · Score: 3, Informative

    Correct me if I'm mistaken, but wasn't the Kazaa network designed so that it doesn't rely on a central server? In that case, even if the company disappears, the network should still be around as long as people are wanting to use it to trade music.

  15. Re:YAAAAAAAYYYY on Pentagon Cancels Internet Voting System · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Unless of course, the Democrats are afraid you'll elect the candidate and have your vote thrown out because the military mail didn't postmark it the same way the civil mail does.

  16. Re:Users and stagnant user interfaces share the bl on The Impact of Technophobes · · Score: 1

    Maybe Microsoft needs to do a better job welding the hood shut, eh?

  17. Re:Tech support for hire on The Impact of Technophobes · · Score: 1

    Geat idea: how much did you charge and how did you go about making the availability of your service known?

  18. Why doesn't Norton pick up on this? on Spyware Masquerading as Spyware Removal Software · · Score: 1

    Seriously, with the reputation that the AV companies have for removing viruses and worms from computers, it sounds like detection and removal of spyware should be right up their alley!

  19. Re:Only a problem if you never change clothes on The Trouble with RFID · · Score: 1
    Son, I have some bad news for you.

    Fido didn't survive the deactivation process.

  20. sounds like a cool idea on Nextel Jumps into Wide-Area Wireless Broadband · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'd like to see this in action. It would be great if they could use this technology to reach customers that other broadband companies won't touch. If not, just having them for price competition should be nice. Then again, there is the portability feature.

    I wonder if they'll try to squeeze money out of us by charging us for "romaing?" Also, I'm sure that privacy advocates will be concerned about the ability of Nextel or any other provider to track their customers and that information will inevitably be shared with the FBI, et al.

  21. a few words on BBC Links Linux To MyDoom · · Score: 1
    First of all, please mod up + informative all the posts that point out superior coverage of this incident. I know that press coverage tends to be inaccurate, especially when it comes to computers, but I really hate the defeatist attitude that some /.er's seem to apply to the SCO debable. Obviously, Darl does NOT have the media sewn up in his pocket, and IBM has tons to lose if SCO wins.

    On a totally unrelated note, does anyone else here read Atlanta-Journal-Constipation when they see AJC? I know someone else who does.

  22. new meaning for google on Google Traffic Takes Down Web Site · · Score: 1
    I thought that Google was supposed to be know as a company that added a new word to the English language. Google this, google that.

    I guess now we'll have to clarify things. For example, what does it mean if I say that I need to google SCO?

  23. Re:The name says it all on Robots for No Man's Land · · Score: 1

    How about Monsters, Inc. Wouldn't that be a really evil company?

  24. In other news... on BBC Buys Google News Keywords In Kelly Case · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO has bought the google keywords "litigous bastards" and linked them to the Free Software Foundation.

  25. Re:How Dare You Timothy? on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 1

    Actually, I imagine that their servers are already in enough pain just from runnion SCOs UNIX.