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  1. Re:This may prove counter-productive for MS on Microsoft Patenting Office XML Formats · · Score: 1

    Damn, I was looking away from the screen when I clicked on it because I feared it might be the goatse man!

  2. Re:but what about typos? on Bill Gates Forecasts Victory Over Spam · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Actually, knowing MS, you'd probably get a bill like this:

    joel@yahoo.com mail rejection: 3 cents
    electronic mail anti-spam service fee: five dollars
    universal service fee: one dollar

    You total: $6.03

    Please pay to the Microsoft Corp., ....

  3. Re:Typical Microsoft. on Bill Gates Forecasts Victory Over Spam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Seriously, what leaeds you to believe that easily nine out of ten spams you get come from infected Windows machines?

  4. Re:What was in the data? on Spirit Sends Debug Information to Earth · · Score: 1
    Actually, I think it probably says

    "How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    All your base
    All your base
    All your base

    M4R5 0WNZ J00!!!!!

  5. The first thing I noticed on Congressional Committee Approves Database Bill · · Score: 3, Funny

    is that Amazon.com is opposing the bill. It's great to see that Amazon.com is continuing their stellar practice of vigilantly opposing intellectual property abuse.

  6. Re:on a budget on Is Your Silver-based Thermal Paste Really Silver? · · Score: 1

    Wow, what a great idea. I'm sure that in addition to not having to spend your hard-earned cash on thermal paste, you must be saving yourself lots of money on many other items, for example, wood glue and mayonaise.

  7. What a great time to ask: on Is Your Silver-based Thermal Paste Really Silver? · · Score: 1
    Is your silver compound really silver?

    Are you using genuine Microsoft(R) Windows(R)?

  8. SCO translation for /.ers on One Company's Response to SCO · · Score: 1
    I understand how it is that many /.ers are confused by the use of capitals in the last paragraph. In the public interest, I am providing a variation of the letter that should be easier for all of you to read.

    I am requesting a meeting so that we may discuss the alternatives that are available to your firm. W3 B3L13V3 W3 C4N 9R09053 50LU710N5 7H47 W1LL B3 4GR334BL3 4ND 3C0N0M1C4LLY F3451BL3 F0R J00. If you fail to respond to our effors to pursue a licensing arrangement, W3 W1LL 7URN Y0UR N4M3 0V3R 70 0UR 0U7S1D3 C0UN53L F0R C0N51D3R4710N 0F L3G4L 4C710N.

  9. Shut you G-damned trap, you idiot! on SCO Lobbying Congress Against Open Code · · Score: 1
    OK, I know this is flamebait, so sue me.

    Here is one of many counterexamples to your SCO and Microsoft, et al own the media: Boise joins SCO Shakedown. Is "shakedown" a word you would expect to find in an article bought and paid for from Forbes, a business news organization. I've read many media accounts of this; they do not just parrot lies for SCO.

    We have a great ally in IBM. Even if they are only our ally by neccessity, fine. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, at least for now.

    Many organizations have strong lobbies in Congress. However, it is unfortunate that this will probably not come to affect the way most of us will vote. There are too many other issues.

    Also, as I continue my rant, let me link this jerk who we not long ago considered to be a puppet for some organization interested in limiting our freedom to do what we want with our computers.

    I'm going to post this rant again next time something dumb like this comes up early in the discussion. We have not lost the battle before it began. SCO's lawyer is clearly nowhere near perfect and IBM has an army of lawyers and a big stake in this.

  10. How about... on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 1
    The QA guy who had to play test the game "Castlevania 2: The Accursed Seal." I believe that the translation process over at Konami went something like this.

    Alright everyone, we've got a smash hit on our hands here. We've got to release an English translation to rake in the dough in the western hemisphere; what would be our most cost effective solution?
    Hey, didn't Mr. Ishikawa take a semester of English during his senior year at the university?
    Oh, yeah, let's have him do the translation!

    Here is one example of the results.

  11. Re:Never, never will 10 lines of Perl be enough on Is E-Mail Obscuration Worth It? · · Score: 1

    Does perl allow you to write your entire program on one line like c++ does?

  12. Use it on eBay! on Is E-Mail Obscuration Worth It? · · Score: 1

    Set up a new address and use it as your account name on eBay. Then, do some activity on eBay, and you should get plenty of spam. Especially if you actually sell something.

  13. another one. on Cell Phone Is The Most Hated Invention · · Score: 1
    Here's another invention many of us have come to hate but can't live without: money

    Okay, I admit I'd probably like it a lot better if I had more of it!

  14. Re:ISP/mail provider virus scanning... on 'Bagle' Worm Heading For A Windows PC Near You · · Score: 1

    When I attended college, I once got an e-mail which appeared to have a virus attachment with a text attachment expaining that the message contained a virus that the system had removed.

  15. Re:Popups on Bell Labs Demos Cell Phone Location Software · · Score: 1
    Could be interesting when you pass that 'massage parlour' you never knew was there

    Just what I'd expect from a typical /.er. You will find it in your local yellow pages under "Escort." To quote The Simpsons, "Where do I want to be escorted to? Um, how about orgasm-land?"

  16. Have I not heard of this before? on SCO Wants to License Europe · · Score: 0, Redundant
    link story;

    I guess it's not exactly a dupe, but pretty close.

  17. Re:Keep 'em coming... on Mozilla 1.6 Released · · Score: 1
    Let me know if I can help you out with my patents on any of the following:

    dangling pointers
    infinite loops
    blue screens of death
    digital restrictions management systems
    pressing three keys at once to reboot
    fear, uncertainty, and doubt campaigns
    four byte integer over/underflows
    weak encryption systems
    using CD-ROM discs to spread a plauge of crap over the entire planet, and now probably on to Mars. ( Does the Mars lander use Windows at all? )

  18. check it out on SCO Expands Licensing Money Chase Worldwide · · Score: 1

    SCO stock down today WSJ

  19. Re:Lots of things on HP Working With Apple To Add WMA Support To iPod · · Score: 1
    4. Cleaning all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station, but only if all you had was a toothbrush.

    I thought you meant cleaning all the bathrooms with your tounge. I think using a toothbrush might still be superior

  20. Oh, yes, FINALLY on Linksys DVD player w/ WiFi and ethernet · · Score: 1

    I'm going to beam goatse to the house next door where that guy won't stop playing rap all night long at volume levels normally reserved for movie theatre sound commercials.

  21. moshi... on Paul Mockapetris On The Future of DNS · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    denshi-meiru de kanji ga dekiru to, slashdot de kanji ga dekimasu ka???

  22. Re:the nicest feature on Windows XP SP2 Beta Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny
    The problem is, when Gator changes it's name once a week, we'll begin to see things like this:


    The web page you are viewing is attempting to download and install G4T0R EW4LLET on your PC. Do you wish to allow this download?


    [] Yes
    [] No
    [] Always trust software from G4T0R
    [] Never trust software from G4T0R

  23. Re:Not so squeezy. on China, Russia, U.S. To Build 100MBps Network · · Score: 1

    No, the "Great Fire Wall" already refers to their internet censorship project.

  24. internet history on Internet History In Pictures · · Score: 1

    does it include the very first /. goatse link?

  25. Re:how does it work? on Your Cell Phone Is Tracking You · · Score: 2, Funny
    Look no further. I don't claim to be an expert on this, but my understanding is that they use a process called triangulation. The process is simple. They collect data from three different near-by cell phone towers. The data from the three towers is then compared to determine your location.

    I'd be sure to remove the battery if a I didn't want to be tracked. I wouldn't trust the on/off switch for one second. Personally, if I was going to a tin-foil hat clan meeting, I would leave the phone at home. I'd be paranoid that even with the battery removed, there might still be some tracking mechanism. I think that the recent story about the FBI being ordered by a court not to use a certain method of monitoring computers in cars because they interfered with the use of the machines by the users just goes to show how the FBI has an attitude that it is their absolute right to snoop on anything and everything and use anything possible for surveilance.

    /me dons tin-foil hat.