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What The Internet Isn't

looseBits writes "Doc Searls and David Weinberger, co-authors of The Cluetrain Manifesto, have put together a 10-part guide for how to stop mistaking the Internet for something it isn't. It contains some painfully obvious and often overlooked characteristics of the 'world of ends' we call the Internet."

485 comments

  1. What Slashdot isn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    1. Quality journalism
    2. Home of heterosexual editors
    3. Respectable
    4. Good
    5. Not shitty

    This is a first post for teh GNAA.

    Suck it down bitches.

  2. for sale... by segment · · Score: 5, Funny
    You know I saw an advertisement for a computer for sale...

    For sale Dell Computer Pentium II with the Internet

    I was shocked... First thing I thought was where the hell can I fit the entire Internet on my machine.

    1. Re:for sale... by magores · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kinda similar story, but not really...

      I was helping a customer out with some tech support.

      My Question 1: Are you in front of your computer right now?
      His Answer 1: Yes.

      My Question 2: Okay. What operating system do you have?
      His answer 2: Dell

      Maybe it was the same guy?

    2. Re:for sale... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I've seen sound cards labeled "with MP3!" and graphics cards labeled "JPEG compatible" on store shelves before.

    3. Re:for sale... by jabberjaw · · Score: 2, Funny

      An english teacher of mine was fond of this question.
      Do you have the internet at home? I always wanted to burst out with something along the lines of "Yes, I have the inetrnet at my house, the whole fucking thing, it's in a shoebox under my bed".

    4. Re:for sale... by jabberjaw · · Score: 1

      As I have misspelled internet, one can guess that it was not my favorite class. Heh... oops.

    5. Re:for sale... by starm_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think your teacher wasn't aiming on being literal when she said that. English contains ton's of utterances that don't mean exactly what they mean litterally. Like when you ask: "Can you pass me the salt?" you are not actually asking if the person is able to pass you the salt, you are expressing your will the the person will pass it to you. This is a field called pragmatics. You get angry way too easely

    6. Re:for sale... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, I was right! Way to go, you low brow fucking morons! Have fun never getting laid!

    7. Re:for sale... by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      I doubt it... the world is filled with people like that. When I used to work at an ISP helpdesk, I once had to teach someone how to use a keyboard T_T He had trouble finding the space bar and such.

      --
      ...or so I've been told.
    8. Re:for sale... by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 2, Funny
      But I still say "I don't know, can you?"

      And then when I'm finished and they want it I hold it towards them and
      "WHoops! You missed it!"
      "Oh! You missed it again"
      And
      "Ok, I promise I'll stop, just take the salt. What? No, I wouldn't do that to you again - Ahhhh!!! It slipped through your fingers!"

      --
      Needle Nardle Noo
    9. Re:for sale... by MattyCobb · · Score: 5, Funny

      yes. after working in internet tech support for 6 months, and getting this answer WAY to often, I realized 90% of computer problems have nothing to do with the computer. 80% of them dont even have anything to do with a Microsoft product... they have to do with the users. sad, but true.

      my other favorites include

      "i am having a problem with my LSD" (they ment DSL... i hope. to which I always wanted to reply, call your dealer or OEM)

      what version of windows is on your computer? "windows XP millenium edition" or "windows PLUS"

      and my alltime favorite was an old lady from FL
      "it says intercource explorer has encoumbered an error..."
      wow, i know what she uses HER dsl for...

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      Matt
      You have 1 Moderator Point! Use it or lose it! Is that a threat? -vapid
    10. Re:for sale... by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course, to be properly anal, one should mention that its not appropriate at all to ask someone if they can do something. The proper means of request is "Would you " or "Please ", i.e. "Would you pass the salt" or "Please pass the salt". Thats the source of the old joke that gets passed around elementary schools:

      Student: "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "I certainly hope so! You may go to the bathroom, and find out!"

      Quite the asshole of a teacher, to be sure, but spot-on nonetheless.

      Incidentally, this isn't a 'feild', nor would pragmatics accurately describe it. Its poor grammar. Being pragmatic in your attempts to comprehend the bad grammar of other speakers of your language would lead you to figure out the probable meaning, but its not a 'field'.

      Of course, you shouldn't be angry at anyone for a mistake like this. Then again, you shouldn't be pleased that they speak improperly, either.

      --
      "Stumble before you crawl"
    11. Re:for sale... by starm_ · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      FYI it is a field

      from Merriam Webster:

      Main Entry: pragmatics
      Pronunciation: prag-'ma-tiks
      Function: noun plural but singular or plural in construction
      1 : a branch of semiotic that deals with the relation between signs or linguistic expressions and their users
      2 : linguistics concerned with the relationship of sentences to the environment in which they occur

    12. Re:for sale... by crayz · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about this one:

      me: So what browser are you using?
      customer: Browser? me: For the internet...
      customer: I'm using Yahoo me: You're using Yahoo as a browser?
      customer: I'm not sure I understand...
      me: What program are you using to view the internet?
      customer: What program? me: Are you using Internet Explorer?
      customer: Internet Explorer? I don't think I understand...
      me: How are you opening this webpage? Did you click on something to get to where you opened the webpage?
      customer: I just clicked it in Favorites. I have it in my Favorites me: OK, works for me


      Want to know the best part? This isn't an ISP helpdesk. I work for a web hosting company. Yes, this lady apparently felt herself capable of building one.

    13. Re:for sale... by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You do realise that most people see a computer differently from you, don't you? You - presumably - see it as a big dumb piece of electronics with software running on it. Other people don't. They just see it as a smart piece of electrnoics.

      It doesn't occur to them that there's anything unusual about computer desktops all looking the same. Of course they do. It's what computers do. How else is it going to look? They don't know what an OS is. They don't really care. Asking them is like asking what software their DVD player is running.

    14. Re:for sale... by Blublu · · Score: 1

      If you like reading about stupid computer users, you might like this page.

      --
      meh
    15. Re:for sale... by slickepott · · Score: 1

      In these cases I just answer "Yes" and continue to eat.. Just to wait for further instructions.

    16. Re:for sale... by DerPflanz · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, you are the one that is being ignorant here. If you have read the article, it says the internet is an agreement and not a thing (albeit information, hardware or software). In this meaning, a computer could actually have the internet in it (being the internet protocol, the agreement which is the internet). In a way, the Dell-seller was right, although I think that was unknowingly.

      Other things that annoy me personally by the way are the notorious misconception that the Web is the internet and the well-known phrase 'how do I start up the internet?'.

      Just my two euro cents

      --
      -- The Internet is a too slow way of doing things, you'd never do without it.
    17. Re:for sale... by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a joke...
      How can you tell when you've passed an elelphant?
      It's hard to put the toilet seat down again ...arf, arf

    18. Re:for sale... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      See point 2 on the list: "The Internet isn't a thing. It's an agreement."

      Now, if your computer doesn't have enough memory to hold an agreement, then it's either a crappy computer, or a crappy agreement.

      In case of the Internet, I doubt that there are many computers around which don't have enough memory to hold a description of the Internet Protocol (with the possible exception of embedded systems).

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    19. Re:for sale... by zcat_NZ · · Score: 5, Funny

      Personally, I'd assume they have some form of windows, so I'd instruct them through the process of identifying their windows version (right-click the "my computer" icon, select "properties" from the menu that comes up, etc..)

      Mac users usually know they have a Mac. Linux users usually already know that the problem is at your end, and what YOU need to do to fix it.

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      455fe10422ca29c4933f95052b792ab2
    20. Re:for sale... by compling · · Score: 1

      Pragmatics isn't a field ? Really ? Then all the research that has been going on to deal with exactly the kind of sentences you used must be wasted !! And my professors must have been having a good laugh with us.

      This has nothing to do with poor grammar, it is exactly pragmatics; using non-grammatical knowledge to comprehend meaning.

    21. Re:for sale... by lofoforabr · · Score: 1

      I saw something similar once: For sale, computer XXX with the latest version of the Internet. heh.. the world is full of clueless people

    22. Re:for sale... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What difference does it make, this is a fucking dupe anyway.

    23. Re:for sale... by neko9 · · Score: 1

      just a few days ago my friend, while looking at my computer, said "Do you have whole internet in here?"

      i said "Yes. The whole damn thing." :-)

    24. Re:for sale... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the Compact Flash cards that proudly advertise themselves as USB compatible. I wonder how often they get support calls asking why it won't fit in the port...

      Buzzwords are great, especially when no-one understands them...

    25. Re:for sale... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Do you have the internet at home?"
      is short for
      "Do you have access to the internet at home?"

      "access to" is what is called "implied".

      Some people pretend to be superior by deliberately misunderstanding common utterances. What's superior about not understanding something "dumber" people understand just fine? Nothing.

      My father was like that and even had me doing it until I was old enough to understand how dumb it was.

    26. Re:for sale... by rixstep · · Score: 1

      A friend worked on support with a large ISP in the UK. She spent six hours one day explaining to a little old lady how the Internet worked and how she would get on it. Needless to say, she was exhausted, both mentally and physically, at the end of that day's work.

      The next morning she was called into her boss's office and given a brow-beating. The little old lady had called back, extremely angry, as my friend had not once explained to her that to get on the Internet, she would need something called a 'computer'.

    27. Re:for sale... by Eyezen · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing a surge protected power strip labeled as "Windows 95 compatible!" in a Best Buy once.

      Absolutely amazing.

    28. Re:for sale... by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      Um, FYI the quote you included has nothing to do with what the parent was claiming was 'pragmatics'.

      --
      "Stumble before you crawl"
    29. Re:for sale... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and you write English with a carelessness, an abandon, and an ostensible lack of gray matter that is awesome.

    30. Re:for sale... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course Mac users know that they have a Mac, or it becomes clear when you tell them to right-click "my computer" ;)

    31. Re:for sale... by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Bah, you fool!

      What if you are at a table with a bunch of quadriplegics, but you are not sure who is and who isn't? Then "Can you pass me the salt," is a perfectly valid question.

      Granted, most people are not at a table will a bunch of quadriplegics, so maybe I'm streching.

      --
      Norris/Palin 2012
      Fact: We deserve leaders who can kick your ass and field dress your carcass.
    32. Re:for sale... by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Well, considering how many clueless gits shop at Best Buy, I'd say that's just a piece of clever marketing. Newbie catches on to the idea that their magic computer box needs a magic surge supressor strip. For somone who thinks an electron is the size and shape of a pea (to borrow a quote from the Grand Master), a quick blurb reassuring them that this magical device will do what they want it to do is not an unreasonable thing.

      The absolute ignorance most people have of the technology they rely on for everyday life is staggering. How many drivers have no clue to do simple maintenance jobs like change an air filter or do an oil change, let alone something scary-sounding like putting on new brake pads? A lot of people would consider re-wiring an electric lamp to be as mysterious and complex as brain surgery. People are just willfully stupid.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    33. Re:for sale... by misterpies · · Score: 1


      And what makes you think "would" is any more grammatical (as opposed to more polite) than "can"? What is "would" in this context? It's the future conditional of "to be". so to be a grammar nazi, it doesn't make sense without an 'if' clause. for example,

      Q: "Would you pass the salt"
      A: "In what circumstances? I would if you said please"

      As for "please", that's a contraction of "if you please", i.e. if it would please you. So again you're not asking FOR anything:

      Q: "Please pass the salt"
      A: "Yes, it would be very pleasing"

      If you want to be totally 'accurate', you'd better construct your requests explicitly and preferably not as a question. How about "I would like some salt, please, John". But of course it doesn't sound very natural, because language is not mathematics. There is no objectively correct and incorrect way of saying something. There is merely what the majority of speakers, at any given time, regard as normal. Grammar nazis telling people that a practice used by 99% of people is "wrong" have got their heads screwed on backwards.

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      The author of this post asserts his moral rights.
    34. Re:for sale... by starm_ · · Score: 1

      I was the parent who initially said it, and that is what I meant. The real definition from the dictionary. Mosly the second part of it.

    35. Re:for sale... by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It occurs to me that it's absolutely impossible to ask someone to do something in English.

      Could you X, Can you X, are just asking if the person is able to.

      Will you X, is asking if a person will do something, not asking them to do something.

      Would you X, is asking if a person would do something if a condition were met.

      None of them are actually asking a person to do something.

      And about that teacher everyone had that made you way "May I", I think that's wrong too. The answer to it would be "Yes, you may go to the bathroom, but you also may not, I have no crystal ball so I can't really tell". "Will you allow me to" is probably be correct.

      --
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      'till the end of all beings punched right through the ice
    36. Re:for sale... by starm_ · · Score: 1

      I bilive tere is no poynt in riting corectely as long as it is understandable. Of course that just aplies to informal /. discusions where I don't have time to re-read what I typed in.

      Anyways when you start analysing the more complicated structures in english, there aren't really any rules just suggestions. Linguists don't agree with how things should be written. grammer books are either silent about some facts or they don't say the same thing.

      Because of all these inconsistencies I started taking grammar as more of a suggestion of how things should be written, not a rule. If the expert don't know how to write why sould I?

      It is even more of a problem with newer words. Like how do you pluralize a computer mouse?? would you say:keyboards and mouses,keyboards and mice? When you make new words you tend to regularize them but not always. If you look in the store advertisements you will often see "input devivces" because they just don't know how to pluralize computer mouse.

    37. Re:for sale... by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      Please stop being incorrect. ;)

    38. Re:for sale... by Noofus · · Score: 1

      That is why there is an imperitive form. The only way to explicitly inform someone that you desire them to do something is to directly say "Do this"

      Instead of asking: "May I go to the bathroom", to which the answer might be "No", you would simply state "I am going to the bathroom".

    39. Re:for sale... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the FUCK is the internet?!

    40. Re:for sale... by CaseyS39 · · Score: 1

      I've got a simple solutionto this: "Pass the goddamned salt NOW!"

    41. Re:for sale... by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      Ohhhh look Marge, they're making the internet for COMPUTERS now!!

      --
      Mod +5 Drunk
    42. Re:for sale... by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      "so I'd instruct them through the process of identifying their windows version (right-click the "my computer" icon, select "properties" from the menu that comes up, etc..)" How about, "Click the start button and read what it says on the bar on the left hand side".. Guess that's too complicated..

      --
      Mod +5 Drunk
    43. Re:for sale... by nicolas.e · · Score: 1

      I've seen sound cards labeled "with MP3!"

      I know you were trying to be funny, but I some sound cards come (or came ?) with hardware mp3 decoders, although this is now pointless with modern hardware.

    44. Re:for sale... by le_jfs · · Score: 1

      Call that a conspiracy theory if you want but I know for sure that Google is trying to pump to entire Internet!

      No kidding.

      They're out to get every page!
      Run as fast as you can...
      :-)

      --
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    45. Re:for sale... by helpfulcorn · · Score: 1

      Well, if you have "show small icons on start menu", that little thing isn't there. When I use windows I always use this options, because I'd rather not have big ass icons on my start menu.

    46. Re:for sale... by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      Exactly. While you're at it, the next time someone asks you to pass the salt, open the bottom, dump the salt out in your hand, and then pass them a pile of salt.

      Oh, you meant the salt shaker?

      --
      I can explanate how to administrate your network. You must configurate and segmentate it, so it can computate.
    47. Re:for sale... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      When my brother asked me for something like that, it usually ended with the object being passed at high speed and with little accuracy...

    48. Re:for sale... by FifteenSquids · · Score: 0

      We used to always say, "the problem is in between the keyboard and the chair".

      Also, my favorite OS version response was "Windows '97". I guess folks just seem to think that Office & Windows are the same. What really gets me is that folks can spend anywhere from $500 to a couple thousand on a computer, but can't spend another 50 bucks for a couple of those "intro to computing" classes at their local library or high school. Or maybe even click "Help" once in a while? Everytime I've worked on someone's system if you click Windows Help, it'll give you the "Compacting Database for first time use" or whatever the message is. The person had the computer for a year and never clicked help when they had a question?!?

    49. Re:for sale... by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      Then again, you probably know, without looking, what version of windows you are running.

    50. Re:for sale... by mamer-retrogamer · · Score: 1
      after working in internet tech support for 6 months, and getting this answer WAY to often, I realized 90% of computer problems have nothing to do with the computer. 80% of them dont even have anything to do with a Microsoft product... they have to do with the users.

      Heh. The fortune/motd on my Mandrake box today read as follows:

      "At the source of every error which is blamed on a computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer."

      -Mike

      --
      Schrödinger's cat is not amused—maybe.
    51. Re:for sale... by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Yuo nEd too LAREN ho tou wRit Pr0paR ENlash, yUo MASTAR OF TEH GRAVEY TRAINES. Teh mots compilcatde port fo teh spaekign of teh engalashe lanugaeg is too. Usign propar sentnace.

      Structurae!!!!111

      --

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      And occasionally whores for Karma.

    52. Re:for sale... by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1

      I suspect that you meant to use "it's" rather than "its" throughout your treatise on being properly anal about grammar.

    53. Re:for sale... by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1
      "I would like some salt, please, John"

      "Thank you for sharing, misterpies. Would anyone else in the group like to express a desire?"

    54. Re:for sale... by aelfwyne · · Score: 1

      You realize that SBC/Yahoo *does* have a Yahoo branded browser, right? So the person could actually have been 100% correct. Though that probably wasn't the case.

      Of course, it's just built using IE controls, so it's really a version of IE (but more than just a skin, as it does add some features, and remove some others), but the point remains...

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      -- If it ain't broke - overclock it more.
    55. Re:for sale... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked a little helpdesk at my previous college and while Mac users obviously knew they had a Mac they'd wait to tell me that they had a Mac until after I'd explained the solution in Windows.

    56. Re:for sale... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --If somebody's getting to be too much of an anal-retentive jerk, try this:
      "Give me the salt shaker NOW, asshat!"

      --
      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    57. Re:for sale... by Cosmik · · Score: 1

      It occurs to me that it's absolutely impossible to ask someone to do something in English.

      Sure you can.

      Pass the salt, please.

      There's no need for all those coulds, woulds, cans etc etc. It's just fluff.

    58. Re:for sale... by doodah63 · · Score: 1

      Duh - the dell(and a PII - wow) comes(in your dreams) with the internet - if you are savvy enough to buy it!?
      It's not just the hard ware, it's the soft ware.

  3. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It contains some painfully obvious and often overlooked characteristics"

    Yes, we already know - porn...

    1. Re:hmmm by stev_mccrev · · Score: 1

      shouldn't that be 'obviously painful'?

    2. Re:hmmm by ajna · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wouldn't characterize porn is "often overlooked"... er, maybe I've said too much already about myself.

  4. About a year ago... by DeHackEd · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/03/07/153223 3

    1. Re:About a year ago... by l1_wulf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [smartass]
      Well, that just goes to show that /. has effectively reached critical mass where in order to post anything "new", the editors have to recycle previous posts. Sorta like the old arcade games where your score is reset to 000000 because of the player's mastery. Good job /. I look forward to re-reading more fine articles like this.
      [/smartass]

      Seriously though, I missed this the first time it was posted. It looks interesting, but I got distracted with making the text different sizes. By the time I was done playing, I remembered I wanted to make this post...

    2. Re:About a year ago... by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      Why do we get spaces inserted into URLs on slashdot?

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      Wh47 d1d j00 541, 31337 15n't t3h r0xor5 ne m0r3???
    3. Re:About a year ago... by eraserewind · · Score: 2, Informative

      to stop page widening attacks

    4. Re:About a year ago... by rixstep · · Score: 1

      It's called an 'anchor tag'. It's part of something known as the 'HyperText Markup Language'.

  5. Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Umm...I'm pretty sure I remember stumbling upon this article years ago. Why is it headline news now?

    1. Re:Old news... by djupedal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This and things like the today's 'worst security flaw ever' from MS, are all topics bubbling up prior to a security conference next week in SF, where pundits are surely to roast BG, one of the speakers, to a char.

      The internet isn't better off because of slackard MS. They were late to the party (just like today's patch took 200 days), and they use it for their gain, with lack of concern, as usual, for the 'customer'.

      Remember, a 'headline' here is what you find yourself in when you have to take a leak at a basketball game. Just because a topic is raised, doesn't mean squat that it has value to anyone.

    2. Re:Old news... by azav · · Score: 1

      Yup. It is a repost. It's been several months though. That may be within the rules.

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      - Zav - Imagine a Beowulf cluster of insensitive clods...
    3. Re:Old news... by fiddlesticks · · Score: 3, Funny

      Holy cow, there are rules here? For the love of God, tell me where to find them!

    4. Re:Old news... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Yup. It is a repost. It's been several months though. That may be within the rules.

      It's like TV sitcoms. After three or four years they have enough episodes in the bag to sell into syndication. Meanwhile the cast (editors) are getting stale and at the same time demanding more and more money; so it's a good time to call it a day and go to reruns.

    5. Re:Old news... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      i think corporate managers delay things so things go wrong to give them more work later....

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    6. Re:Old news... by bensgroi · · Score: 0

      Smokey, This is not 'Nam. This is slashdot. There are rules!

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    7. Re:Old news... by madpierre · · Score: 1

      (just like today's patch took 200 days)

      Be fair. I bet none of Microsofts coding drones has any access to the Windows source. So they constantly have to keep re-inventing the wheel. The wonder is that they manage to release anything at all. ;)

      --
      siggy played guitar
  6. Political, not descriptive by JonSari · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This describes what they want the Internet to be, not what it is or what it will be. The characteristics of the Internet they describe will change based on who uses it, as it molds itself to suit the people to use it as a TOOL.

    1. Re:Political, not descriptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Its not incorrect as much as simplistic. The author refers to "the internet" like "the government". What is the government? Its not congress or the president or even the dmv. Thats "A government". "The government" is simply an agreement between 2 people. I agree to give up some of my freedoms and in return you give up some of yours (or none of yours depending on what type of government we are talking about). Now that does not describe in any way what "A government" is or how it works but it is the meaning of "the government". In the same way "The internet" is just an agreement between two people where one agrees to send data to the other. This doesnt tell you what "an internet" does or how it works or what yopu can do with it but it is still accurate.
      "But wait!" you say.
      "What do you mean AN internet? Isnt there only one internet?"

      No there are many internets just like there are many governments. A LAN is a type of internet. It simply uses a different agreement just like in China you give up different rights then you do in the US.

    2. Re:Political, not descriptive by irokitt · · Score: 1

      Although I think the Internet will always be "stupid" (as the article put it).

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      If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
    3. Re:Political, not descriptive by jay-oh-eee! · · Score: 1

      I have to agree; adding that, IMHO, I think the Inet shouldn't be owned, censored (by non end-users) or regulated, but the point is that's what I think. But this won't change anything.

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    4. Re:Political, not descriptive by starm_ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't agree. The internet is well defined in what is called the "internet protocol". And this protocol is just an agreement on a way to communicate. It is not like a government. It isn't more than that. People use it for lots of things and different kinds of communications but that doesn't make more than an agreement.
      A government is much more than a simple agreement. It is define by more that one simple protocol. That people use the phone to talk about a lot of things does that mean the phone is more than a way to talk to each other?

      A LAN is not a type of internet. It can use a subset of the internet protocol, but to be an internet, you have to connect multiple LANs trough gateways.

      And usually when people refer to the internet, they mean the main one that most people connect to.

    5. Re:Political, not descriptive by Rets.kcirt · · Score: 0

      Mmm, what's a network then?

    6. Re:Political, not descriptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is simply the difference betweek internet and Internet.

    7. Re:Political, not descriptive by AeroIllini · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, he's right. What you and I use to connect to Slashdot and the rest of the WWW is "*an* internet." There are other internets (meaning inter-networks for data transfer) in existence: military data networks, AM/FM radio bands, the phone system, hell, even your motherboard bus is a type of internet. Things like the cable TV system are not counted as internets because they are one-way... the content starts at the center and winds up at the ends. On the others I mentioned, the data originates at an end and also winds up at an end. Now, many of these internets overlap and can communicate with each other, like internet telephony or uploading a file to someone else. But just because people have named the WWW "THE Internet" does not mean that it's the only one. What is special about this one is two things: 1). it is incredibly far-reaching, meaning anyone in the world (not accounting for monetary obstacles) can connect to it and talk to anyone else, and 2). the infrastructure (IP) only keeps track of barely enough information to make the data go where it's supposed to and no more. There are no services inherent to IP except for "here is a bit, please send it to so-and-so." Anything else is done at the ends.

      And yes, the government (remember: not *a* government, or *our* government) is simply an agreement between people. Our agreement is called the U.S. Constitution. Other countries have their own agreements. And extra-national governments such as the E.U. or the U.N. are just agreements between nations.

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    8. Re:Political, not descriptive by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

      A LAN is an Intranet. Intra means within. Inter means across or between.

    9. Re:Political, not descriptive by starm_ · · Score: 1

      "And yes, the government (remember: not *a* government, or *our* government) is simply an agreement between people. Our agreement is called the U.S. Constitution. Other countries have their own agreements. And extra-national governments such as the E.U. or the U.N. are just agreements between nations."

      Yes but this agreement contains much more than the internet protocol agreement. Therefore you can't say that goverment is the following agreement "I agree to give up some of my freedoms and in return you give up some of yours" .That doesn't cover even 1% of the constitution whereas you can say the internet is an agreement :"The internet" is just an agreement between two people where one agrees to send data to the other" describes pretty much the whole internet protocol because it is so simple.

      And they are other inter-networks but they are not called "internet". To be called internet you have to follow the internet protocol. Now I am not saying there is just one internet because its easy to use the ip to connect 2 networks independently of the "real internet". In fact there is something called the internet 2 which uses ipv6 and is a seperate internet.

    10. Re:Political, not descriptive by AeroIllini · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You didn't pay much attention in your high school government class, did you? Or maybe you were too involved in the details of the government to see the bigger picture.

      There is nothing more to the constitution than "I will give up some of my freedoms and in return you will give up some of yours." The whole document, from Preamble to Amendment XXVII, is simply working out how the citizens, state governments, and federal government will divy up the available freedoms. That's it. That's the whole document. The minutae, the paragraphs of information, are just working out *how* those rights get split up. Just like the minutae of IP (packet sizes, routing, port numbers, backbone wiring) is just working out *how* the packets get from A to B. The citizens say, "We will give up our right to make laws directly, and in return the two governments give up the right to hold office longer than we want them to." The state government says, "I will give up my right to have my own army, and in return, the federal government will give up its right to not defend me." And so on. Anything else that's involved (such as the laws themselves, or the governmental departments, or the government-sponsored programs) is just building upon that one foundation. Everything goes back to the constitution, and anything that doesn't agree with it gets rewritten or thrown out by the Supreme Court. Just like additional protocols, like email, news, HTTP, UDP, and LAN are built upon the IP foundation to create a working system.

      Take a step back and look at it as a big picture. We agreed to form a bunch of states. We agreed to combine those states into a federation called The United States. We agreed on a single currency for all the states. We agreed on a method for choosing our leaders. What happens if members of the system don't agree to the above? In small cases, the members are taken out of the system (prison). In more extreme cases, the whole system collapses into civil war (for reference, see 1861-1865). What happens when a computer doesn't agree to the IP, and refuses a packet? That computer is taken out of the system. In more extreme cases, many computers refuse packets, and the system falls apart. The bit doesn't get from A to B, and the internet is down.

      The whole point of the article is the big picture. It doesn't matter what we call the internet. It's just a big system, and the authors of the article are simply defining what that system is, since most of the commercial sector seems to have lost track.

      Oh, and Internet2 is not a seperate internet. It's a consortium of people working out new systems for the internet. Read the FAQ.

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    11. Re:Political, not descriptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, "an internet" and "The Internet" are both correct statements (depending on the context).

      The Internet is a proper noun, which refers to the internet that most people are familiar with.

      Whenever you refer to The Internet, you are supposed to capitalize it (because there is only one Internet, despite the fact that there are many internets).

      If you still disagree, try it your way on an English essay. You'll lose points.

    12. Re:Political, not descriptive by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The internet is well defined in what is called the "internet protocol". And this protocol is just an agreement on a way to communicate.

      [...]

      And usually when people refer to the internet, they mean the main one that most people connect to.

      Well, see, that's the point. Usually when people -- including the article's authors -- talk about the Internet, they mean many things: the applications, the ISP, the content providers, the content itself, etc.

      E.g., I'm going to take a wild guess that you too, at some point, said things like "I searched for it on the Internet" or "I found a tutorial on the Internet." Did you mean running a packet sniffer directly at IP protocol level? No. More likely you used an application (e.g., a browser) to connect to a content provider (e.g., Google.)

      So if the article authors really meant "the Internet is just an aggreement" (the IP protocol), they could have ended the article right there and then. And spared us the other 9 points of whining against change.

      But no, they go into things like IM applications talking to each other. There's nothing in the IP RFCs about IM, nor any special provisions for them. At that level, we're talking about applications (the IM clients) and content providers (the IM servers.)

      Or they talk about censorship and copying copyrighted bits, which again happen on a completely different level than the IP protocol.

      So no, they don't really mean that it's just a protocol, either. They mean the same lot of things that everyone else means.

      The only difference is that they use funny semantics tricks to use one meaning of the word in one sentence, and in the next one extend the conclusion over a totally different meaning of it.

      E.g., while the IP protocol is indeed about routing bits from X to Y, there is noting in it to say that two different content providers (the IM services) have to make their own data formats compatible to each other. Nor that they should share their login databases with each other.

      The falacy goes like this:

      - "The Internet is just the IP protocol"

      - Therefore all computers connected to it must use the same protocol (IP)

      - Now we stealthily change the meaning to something like "The Internet includes IM applications"

      - Therefore all IM applications must use the same IM protocol

      Or:

      - "The Internet is just the IP protocol"

      - The IP protocol routes around obstructions

      - Now we stealthily change the meaning to something like "The Internet includes the content on it"

      - Trying to stop piracy of copyrighted material is a form of obstructing that content

      - Therefore the Internet should actively bypass and thwart any effort by the copyright owners to protect their IP

      The whole article is _based_ on such lame logic tricks.

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    13. Re:Political, not descriptive by Hast · · Score: 2, Informative
      I think you are misreading what the article say. They are not arguing that if you run IM over the internet then you must be able to interoperate with other IM programs.

      They are saying (section 8.c):

      Remember, though, that if you come up with a new agreement, for it to generate value as quickly as the Internet itself did, it needs to be open, unowned, and for everyone. That's exactly why Instant Messaging has failed to achieve its potential: The leading IM systems of today -- AOL's AIM and ICQ and Microsoft's MSN Messenger -- are private territories that may run on the Net, but they are not part of the Net.

      Their point is that for IM to have the same global impact like email and WWW they need to use the same protocol independent on how the device connects to the internet. That way can use any IM program on any OS on any type of device (be it computer or mobile phone) to communicate with any other IM client.

      Similarly they don't claim that the internet will actively prohibit censorship. The internet is so basic that you can't really stop information. It's like trying to make an island in the middle of the ocean by building a wall and shoveling out the water.
    14. Re:Political, not descriptive by misterpies · · Score: 1


      Well that's a very social contract view of the constitution. But as you state it, it suffers from a major internal inconsistency. As you write:

      'The citizens say, "We will give up our right to make laws directly, and in return the two governments give up the right to hold office longer than we want them to." The state government says, "I will give up my right to have my own army, and in return, the federal government will give up its right to not defend me.'

      Where did the government acquire any rights for it to be able to bargain with the citizens? This assumes that the government exists and exercises power independently of the constitution, rather than being defined by the constitution. If that's the case, then the previous poster was correct and 'government' is more than an agreement. On the other hand, if government is merely an agreement between citizens, then the government does not exist independently of the constitution and so cannot be a party to it.

      I prefer the former view. After all, plenty of countries have managed without constitutions throughout history. The UK, New Zealand and Israel manage pretty well to this day.

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    15. Re:Political, not descriptive by npsimons · · Score: 1

      This describes what they want the Internet to be, not what it is or what it will be.

      No, I think they pretty accurately describe what the Internet is. Just because *you* want it to be something else doesn't mean they're wrong and you're right.

      The characteristics of the Internet they describe will change based on who uses it, as it molds itself to suit the people to use it as a TOOL.

      Yes, and . . . ? For some reason, I'm failing to understand how this is not true.
    16. Re:Political, not descriptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The government" is simply an agreement between 2 people. I agree to give up some of my freedoms and in return you give up some of yours (or none of yours depending on what type of government we are talking about). Now that does not describe in any way what "A government" is or how it works but it is the meaning of "the government"

      If you allow yourself to be fooled into thinking that way, a genuinely free society becomes inconceivable to you -- because you necessarily move the source and definition of freedom out of the objective and into the socially subjective realm.

      The government secures freedoms, it does not restrict them. Freedom, i.e. individual rights, are self-limiting; no "surrender" is involved. They do not need any external "limiting" because they simply do not extend that far. We do not surrender "the freedom to murder" by taking part in society; we never had any such right in the first place.

    17. Re:Political, not descriptive by identity0 · · Score: 1

      We agreed to form a bunch of states. We agreed to combine those states into a federation called The United States. We agreed on a single currency for all the states. We agreed on a method for choosing our leaders.

      If you're old enough to have been at the founding of the U.S., how come your ./ ID isn't lower? :-P

    18. Re:Political, not descriptive by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      No, it still works as an agreement.

      Imagine just a few people representing all of the citizens in a country.

      Person A: "I think one of us should take care of writing the laws. Why don't YOU do it, and in return, if I don't like you, I can have someone else do it."
      Person B: "Sounds good to me."
      Person C: "I like that plan."

      Throw in 250 million of their closest friends, all agreeing on the same principle of governing, and you have yourself a country. The constitution just writes it all down; the document itself is not required.

      But it's all still just semantics. The point is the *big* *picture*, which is that countries govern themselves through agreements between the citizens. By definition, countries *have* to be governed by members of their populace. Not every agreement gives the entire populace an equal footing, but there is still an agreement: a dictator or totalitarian ruler is still just a person. If enough people came up with another agreement that didn't include him/her, then s/he would no longer have power (I really should restrict the pronouns to he/him when talking about totalitarian rulers since female members of that profession are so rare, but that's a whole different argument). Power only exists when other people recognize it. I could declare myself the President of the United States if I wanted to, but since no one agrees to that but me, it isn't so. However, if enough people agreed to it by electing me, then it would be a reality. If enough poeple in the country agreed to let me be dictator, then that would happen, too. Without the agreement, there is nothing.

      (And before you cut me down on humanitarian issues, I didn't mean that citizens of totalitarian states made a decision to place a ruthless dictator in power. Most members of a country like that "agree" by shrugging their shoulders and getting on with their lives, unconcerned with politics, or enough members of that country's army agreed to follow that dictator, and force it on other people. And, of course, having another country come in and forcefully change your system of government *for* you is a completely different issue. But I digress.)

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    19. Re:Political, not descriptive by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      We agreed to form a bunch of states. We agreed to combine those states into a federation called The United States. We agreed on a single currency for all the states. We agreed on a method for choosing our leaders.

      If you're old enough to have been at the founding of the U.S., how come your ./ ID isn't lower? :-P


      We founding fathers need to keep our IDs secret on /. so we don't get flamed by the redcoats. So we create new accounts every few decades. :-)

      Oh, damn... I just gave myself away.

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    20. Re:Political, not descriptive by mrogers · · Score: 1
      And yes, the government (remember: not *a* government, or *our* government) is simply an agreement between people. Our agreement is called the U.S. Constitution. Other countries have their own agreements.

      That's strange, I don't remember agreeing to anything. In fact I don't even remember being asked... of course, I was only a baby at the time.

      A constitution isn't an agreement. It's a non-binding description of how you can expect to be treated (for example, whether you can expect to be consulted before the terms of the non-binding description are unilaterally changed).

      If you think government is an agreement, try disagreeing and see what happens to you. ;-)

  7. Bill Gates... by CeleronXL · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone can make the Internet a better place to live, work and raise up kids. It takes a real blockhead with a will of iron to make it worse.

    So Bill Gates is a blockhead with a will of iron now?

    1. Re:Bill Gates... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not necessarily, just the executives at VeriSign. (rimshot)

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    2. Re:Bill Gates... by neosake · · Score: 1

      Nah, it's Darl.

      Rimshot^2

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    3. Re:Bill Gates... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Now?

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    4. Re:Bill Gates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes a real blockhead with a will of iron to make it worse.

      That's pretty simple to refute. All I'd have to do is post pictures of myself naked. That would have a miniscule but definitely negative impact on the quality of life provided by the internet.

    5. Re:Bill Gates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name one event where Gates did not ruin the neighbourhood. Yes, Gates is a blockhead - an incredibly greedy and clever blockhead, and will of iron - I don't think anyone would fault him for lack of that. His only weakness seems to be that he cannot get his company to produce excellence - only shit.

      And yes - that makes it worse. Far worse. eWEEK this past week summed up the cost of the worms of the past four years, and it's twice what Bill Gates is worth on a good day at NASDAQ.

      Bill Gates brought the Internet to a lot of people. He also makes their lives more miserable because of it.

      YES, Bill Gates is a blockhead. He's despicable, and you fucking know it.

    6. Re:Bill Gates... by npsimons · · Score: 1

      So Bill Gates is a blockhead with a will of iron now?

      I think that sums him up quite accurately. I mean, his will of iron is what makes Microsoft a success and his blockheadedness is what makes Microsoft such a pain in the ass.
    7. Re:Bill Gates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BillG was late to the (Internet) game.
      When he thought that Netscape was going to eat his lunch,
      he got into the game and proceeded to break all the standards with MSIE
      --causing developers to bend to his twisted will.

      Now blockheads like you are giving him credit for the Internet.
      Everybody knows that was Al Gore.

      gewg_

  8. FreeNET by ikewillis · · Score: 5, Informative
    "The Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it," John Gilmore famously said.

    Indeed, and this is exactly what FreeNet is designed to do:

    http://freenet.sourceforge.net/

    Perhaps the fear of every government everywhere, FreeNet allows for secure and anonymous communication.

    1. Re:FreeNET by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      What about the rumors that it's been cracked? I don't recall when, but it was certainly a Slashdot article.

    2. Re:FreeNET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe you just slashdotted Sourceforge...

    3. Re:FreeNET by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have a better idea. Let's build such a network, but with the IPv4(/IPv6) we all know and love.

      Anyone and everyone is welcome, and you can actually ping people. ;)

    4. Re:FreeNET by Brainboy · · Score: 1

      As I recall. It wasn't Freenet that was cracked but some wacky Japanese derivative. I wish I had the link saved somewhere.

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    5. Re:FreeNET by Saeger · · Score: 3, Interesting
      FreeNet allows for secure and anonymous communication.

      Sure does. At least until "Trusted Computing" comes along and takes control away from the individual at the hardware level. In such a scenario, subversive software like Freenet would never be "trusted" (by an authority other than YOU) to execute locally, and even if it could (like on chinese blackmarket hardware), its packets would be deemed "untrusted", and dropped, by the new breed of UN-approved "trusted" routers.

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    6. Re:FreeNET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats nice and all but lets be honest with each other now; FreeNet is a steaming pile of crap. No search capacity and the slowest routing discovery in existance EVAR They couldn't have made FreeNet more painful or useless for casual use.

      Of course there is also zero content. You probably knew that anyway.

    7. Re:FreeNET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your doomsday scenario actually happens some day you'll have much more important things to take care of besides freenet.. (like hunting for food)

    8. Re:FreeNET by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      And when that happens (if it does), the true Internet will come back using 'normal' routers and ppp.

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    9. Re:FreeNET by lavalyn · · Score: 1

      Trusted Computing is damage. Providers will rush to meet the void - be it the major backbone providers, or something as "primitive" as wide propagation radio signals.

      People have tasted the Freedom, they won't give it up that easily.

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    10. Re:FreeNET by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The address mentioned in your sig does not work and never has when I've tried it before. The address provided in the message body does, thought.

      Is this an actual, existing network or just a very vague proposal ?

      And you aren't seriously expecting to play games with lag multiplied by the number metabone links your packets went through, are you ?

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    11. Re:FreeNET by ultranova · · Score: 1
      Thats nice and all but lets be honest with each other now; FreeNet is a steaming pile of crap. No search capacity and the slowest routing discovery in existance EVAR They couldn't have made FreeNet more painful or useless for casual use.

      Use Frost, you get a nice friendly search box. Or follow the links in the front page of the web interface, they all point to various link collections.

      Routing doesn't currently work very well due to the network being chronically overloaded, but this might be solved by recent chances. And generally speaking, 0.5 alpha software is not really meant for casual use.

      Of course there is also zero content. You probably knew that anyway.

      There's content, the problem is getting it. From Freecraft to Chaplin's movies to books to porn.

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    12. Re:FreeNET by ultranova · · Score: 1

      But DRM only stops you from doing illegal things. If you aren't doing illegal things, why would you want to not use it ?

      You must be a communist hippie Linux using Open Source zealot ! You're trying to pirate MS Windows and MS Office ! And all the Disney movies and Britney Spears CD's !

      What a good thing that RIAA and MPAA told your government to make it illegal to sell anything without DRM, and your government blackmailed everyone else to do likewise. Otherwise pirate DDOS terrorists like you might do eeeevil things like e-mail each other without paying the E-Mail Company (Inc). Or *shudder* run your own web site, maybe even _without license_ from the WWWW Company ! Oh the horror !

      Shame on you, you hacker you !

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    13. Re:FreeNET by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Yes, more than a proposal.

      Quake3? Lag isn't too horrible for the 2-4 hop distances that we can currently manage (anywhere from 90ms on up to 210ms) but even that is pushing it for twitch games.

      Everything else is very useful. And our bandwidth is pretty nifty for a volunteer effort.

      I haven't fixed the sig because I'm a lazy slob. Sorry about that.

    14. Re:FreeNET by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      But what if the government makes it illegal to use non-trusted hardware?

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    15. Re:FreeNET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you live in a country and don't like the conditions where you live, you leave. (If you can't, you probably have bigger problems than getting the Internet.)

      If you choose to stay, well, then you follow the laws of wherever you choose to live.

    16. Re:FreeNET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...or something as "primitive" as wide propagation radio signals."

      You mean radio signals that you need a license from the F.C.C. for? I'm reminded of that pirate radio ship in international waters that the U.S. gov./F.C.C. had the coast guard raid and confiscate, and then IIRC had scuttled? Face it, if the gov. sees you as a threat, (financial or idealogical) they will make up or break any law or treaty they want to to shut you down/kill you. And that was way before any expanded "war on terror" powers/laws.

    17. Re:FreeNET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US has a way of getting others to follow them. If the US outlaws it, the EU will be next.

  9. Yes, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    can it run Linux?

    1. Re:Yes, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed it can.

    2. Re:Yes, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, Linux asks if it can be run on YOU!!!

  10. Stunning by Eldie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What a stunningly boring and pointless article. I can usually pull myself, with significant pain, through an article this tedious. Not this time.

    I particularly like that the article starts off with a byline, but the authors' names aren't even linked to more information about the authors. I guess these two are such icons of punditry that everyone immediately knows who they are? T. D. US.

    1. Re:Stunning by seasleepy · · Score: 1

      This is an interesting post?

      The authors are relatively well-known, and even if you didn't know them, Google and 2 clicks will show you directly to their biograpies.

      Personally, I thought most of the points were fairly obvious, but the article'd be very thought-provoking for my friends who aren't as used to thinking about "the Internet" as some sort of entity.

    2. Re:Stunning by Pheersome · · Score: 2, Informative

      I find it hard to believe you even attempted to read the article when you complain about no links to the authors, yet the sidebar contains both links to the authors and mailto:s pointing to each of them.

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  11. opinions versus facts... by segment · · Score: 0, Interesting
    The Nutshell

    Opinion: 1. The Internet isn't complicated
    That's an opinion. Considering more and more people are logging on, and I just read an article about older people turning to the Internet, consider the following... Just because to the author, the Internet, and using it is easy, does not mean it is not complicated for a new user

    Opinion 3. The Internet is stupid.
    No people are stupid. Personally (this is my opinion) I believe the next generation is going to be hellishly smarter than the one I grew up (growing up) with (in). Where else can you learn so many things from without leaving your home. Encyclopedia? They're limited.

    Opinion: 4. Adding value to the Internet lowers its value.
    There is no true 'value' per se as one cannot grasp anything physical. But where else can you find mega bargains, mega information...

    1. Re:opinions versus facts... by Bozyo25 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You clearly didn't read the article.

      He goes on to explain what he means by those statements, and nothing in your comment has any relevance to what he wrote.

    2. Re:opinions versus facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As far as your first two comments: If one defines the internet as "a protocal for moving bits from one computer to another" (as the authors of this article do), then the internet is simple and stupid: it's simple, because it's just a protocal; and it's stupid, because it doesn't know or care what kind of bits it's moving. Of course, in practice the internet means more than just "a protocal for moving bits from one computer to another." So your real disagreement with this article is their definition of the internet.

    3. Re:opinions versus facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's an opinion. Considering more and more people are logging on, and I just read an article about older people turning to the Internet, consider the following... Just because to the author, the Internet, and using it is easy, does not mean it is not complicated for a new user

      They don't mean the protocols or the software, or anything like what you're suggesting. They are simply saying that the internet is something that carries information from one point to another. That's pretty simple.

      No people are stupid. Personally (this is my opinion) I believe the next generation is going to be hellishly smarter than the one I grew up (growing up) with (in). Where else can you learn so many things from without leaving your home. Encyclopedia? They're limited.

      Well, if by "smart" you mean "tech savvy" I might agree with you. People are still as dumb as always when you get down to it. But, again, you're missing the point, because the internet has data available (much of it false or incomplete, I might add), that doesn't refute their claim that the internet is stupid. A library is stupid, yet it is full of information.

      There is no true 'value' per se as one cannot grasp anything physical. But where else can you find mega bargains, mega information...

      They mean, the internet is just a mechanism for transferring information. Trying to layer something else on top of it, like "pay per view" or "content protection", runs counter to the basic principle of transferring information.

      Finding "mega bargains" is in fact a transfer of information, which is what the internet is all about. Charging you $1.50 for that information? No, that's not what the internet is about.

      Here's a thought experiment for the MegaCorps: what if it is simply not possible to make profit on the internet?

    4. Re:opinions versus facts... by cjhuitt · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think you're confusing the point that the authors are trying to make.

      Their point seems to be that the Internet, so far as it exists, is a shared idea of how to transport things from point A to point B. And it has a Protocol that you may have heard of somewhere. Remember this - they're talking about things on a IP level.

      Now then:
      Opinion: 1. The Internet isn't complicated
      That's an opinion. Considering more and more people are logging on, and I just read an article about older people turning to the Internet, consider the following... Just because to the author, the Internet, and using it is easy, does not mean it is not complicated for a new user.


      The idea behind the internet isn't complicated, which is what they are trying to say. See, the idea is that you hook end points together. Gee, doesn't sound too complicated to me. I thought they wrote about this well, if a bit simplisticly from a technical perspective.

      Opinion 3. The Internet is stupid.
      No people are stupid. Personally (this is my opinion) I believe the next generation is going to be hellishly smarter than the one I grew up (growing up) with (in). Where else can you learn so many things from without leaving your home. Encyclopedia? They're limited


      The seem to mean that the internet (IP) is stupid because it doesn't know about what is going on above it. That's just the point that leads to the others. It doesn't know what it is transporting. It just moves it from point A to point B. So while the internet is enabling many smart people (this generation and next), it in itself doesn't know more than "this thingy goes from here to there".

      Opinion: 4. Adding value to the Internet lowers its value.
      There is no true 'value' per se as one cannot grasp anything physical. But where else can you find mega bargains, mega information...


      Here's where things get kind of complicated, I'll admit. The values talked about are two different kinds of values. I won't go through this, but advise people to RTFA. In summary, this point says that anything that makes the IP less stupid (so that it knows more about what it is transferring) results in some sort of restriction or impairment to transporting other things, which lowers the overall value.

      So, The Real Nutshell: The internet (protocol) doesn't know what it is transporting, but just transports it. This is a good thing, but many people fail to grasp that this is the reality of the situation, which leads to many headaches. Especially for those of us who do grasp the idea, and happen to like it.
    5. Re:opinions versus facts... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's a thought experiment for the MegaCorps: what if it is simply not possible to make profit on the internet?

      Oh come on now. The internet is making money for a lot of people, just not as an advertising vehicle. For one thing, people are using the internet to find information about products and services. Feeding the right information to them is very worthwhile and will be as important in the future as standard marketting. Already music labels (large and small) are employing digital street teams to seed positive feedback about their movies over the net. And it's not always as obnoxious and obvious as you might think...I was on the street team for the last Queens of the Stone Age album and think I drummed up quite a bit of support for the record on forums and such I was already a part of.

      Then there's the other business uses of the internet...we use it to telesupport our software. Install PCAnywhere along with the software, give people a five minute introduction on how to start the host when we need them to, and viola! We no longer have to drive to client sites to perform support, and we can have multiple levels of support working simultaneously at the office. Then there's the company groupware server, the Citrix server which allows our remote staff to connect from home, and the massive online knowledge bases we can use to help troubleshoot problems.

      Oh, and our provider makes PLENTY of money off of us using the internet for these purposes. So do the companies that made the software we use. In fact, there is so much money being made off these relatively mundane uses of the internet that I bet the "content" side can be made basically free...so long as nobody expects to be paid to generate it.

      Even then, there are plenty of folks who will generate content for "free," or through pledges. Shit, I'm one of them. Shit, I've even been known to give away bandwidth to worthy causes.

      --
      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    6. Re:opinions versus facts... by Scottl_h · · Score: 1

      Opinion: 1. The Internet isn't complicated
      That's an opinion. Considering more and more people are logging on, and I just read an article about older people turning to the Internet, consider the following... Just because to the author, the Internet, and using it is easy, does not mean it is not complicated for a new user.

      Don't confuse technological iliiteracy with the author's statement. The underlying infrastructure of the internet is amazingly simple. Using a microwave oven is simple, unless you've never seen one before.

      Opinion 3. The Internet is stupid.
      No people are stupid. Personally (this is my opinion) I believe the next generation is going to be hellishly smarter than the one I grew up (growing up) with (in). Where else can you learn so many things from without leaving your home. Encyclopedia? They're limited

      No, the Internet IS stupid. It is simply a connection to move bits from point A to point B. People have added intelligence and by extension, complexity to the Internet in order to make it convenient for Grandma to send her chocolate chip cookie recipe to her cousin somewhere. Go back to point #1, above.

      One of Murphy's corollaries states: "Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it".

      I think that applies here, don't you?

      --
      Excessive drinking is fine...in moderation.
  12. I always thought the Internet was... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...a huge number of interconnected computers.

    It's not "the Web", it isn't email, it sure ain't news, nor Google. It's just bits routed between computers. What you do with those bits is up to you.

    1. Re:I always thought the Internet was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's pretty much what the article says. Did you read it?

  13. Well, for starters... by whyde · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    AOL is not the internet.

    Neither is that "IE" icon on your windows desktop.

    The internet is also not just for pornography anymore.

    1. Re:Well, for starters... by CeleronXL · · Score: 1

      I love it when people open up the IE icon and refer to it as opening the Internet. :\

    2. Re:Well, for starters... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Be realistic. From a dollars standpoint, the internet is still mostly pornography.

      -B

    3. Re:Well, for starters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The internet is also not just for pornography anymore.


      Exactly, now we have access to more music and movies than ever thought possible.
    4. Re:Well, for starters... by quick_dry_3 · · Score: 1

      The internet is also not just for pornography anymore.

      not my internet

    5. Re:Well, for starters... by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      The internet is also not just for pornography anymore.

      Oh, that must mean the "Better Parental Controls" work really well. A butterfly told me so. He also said that HIS internet was much better than AOL's internet.

      And I'm going to upgrade to the newest Pentium as soon as its out, so I can download things faster.

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    6. Re:Well, for starters... by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Neither is that "IE" icon on your windows desktop.

      I might be happy if the users I talk to could find the IE icon on their desktop. Hell, it'd be nice if they could find their desktop.

    7. Re:Well, for starters... by antin · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying you are wrong (I really have no idea) but do you have any figures to back that statement up?

      My gut assumption would be that the majority of people wanting porn on the internet can find it for free, and that the people who do pay for it would be easily outnumbered by the amount of online shoppers there now are.

      For instance last year Amazon.com alone took in over five billion dollars (revenue, not profit) http://finance.yahoo.com/q/pr?s=amzn

      That would purchase one hell of a lot of porn, and it is only one company...

  14. Let's all sing, digitally by writertype · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, everyone hold hands. Yes, that means you, 63.47.108.33. Connect to 23.126.156.3. Good. Now, let's all sing/IM/VOIP call/FTP/HTTP:

    We are the world
    We are the Internet
    We are the ones who make a better place
    We are the bloggers.

    (Take it away, Bob Metcalfe!)
    It's a choice we're making,
    We're changing our own lives...

    1. Re:Let's all sing, digitally by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 3, Funny

      You seem to have forgotten about the 39 outbound connections (from spyware) telling all sorts of E-marketing firms what your up to and also the 400 inbound pop-ups also tracking all your communicatins on the internet..

      --
      Who needs WiFi when we can have Packet Over Sheep! http://datacomm.org/PoS-InternetDraft.txt
    2. Re:Let's all sing, digitally by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
      's funny, I was imagining this would sound like the HHGTTG radio episode with all of the robots singing the "share and enjoy" song.

      ~Why don't you stick you head in a pig~

      Aherm :)

  15. Another worthwhile analysis by emo+boy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    http://www.internetisshit.org/
    Thanks for listening.

  16. ObSimpsons Quote by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 3, Funny

    Moe: "Well, if you're so sure what it ain't, why don't you tell us what it am."

    1. Re:ObSimpsons Quote by Scrameustache · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Homer: "Ooooh! They have the internet on computers now!"

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    2. Re:ObSimpsons Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what's funnier: the quote or the "Redundant" moderation.

  17. Forget the Cluetrain, get on the Gluetrain! by Nova+Express · · Score: 3, Funny
    --
    Lawrence Person (lawrencepersonh@gmailh.com (remove all "h"s to mail)

    http://www.lawrenceperson.com/

  18. This quote says it all about politics and tech by Ender77 · · Score: 5, Informative

    "The first correlation is with the unbalance between technological acceleration and political retrogression, which has proceeded earth-wide at ever widening danger levels since 1914 and especially since 1964. The breaking apart is fundamentally the schizoid and schismatic mental fugue of lawyer-politicians attempting to administrate a worldwide technology whose mechanisms they lack the education to comprehend and whose gestalt trend they frustrate by breaking apart into obsolete Renaissance nation-states." - The Illuminatus! Trilogy

  19. The Cluetrain Manifesto sucked, and now this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So these two screwed up pretty much 80% of their predictions in the Cluetrain Manifesto, and still expect people to take them serious.

    I read the article in question about a year ago, and it was ripe smelling of "high on themselves" then.

    Course I get tired of people telling me what the Internet is all about, yet they haven't been using it as long as I have.

  20. But what *IS* the internet? by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 4, Funny

    > It's the largest equivalence class in the reflexive transitive
    > symmetric closure of the relationship "can be reached by an IP
    > packet from". --Seth Breidbart

    I think I got that from the nanog list a few years ago.

    1. Re: But what *IS* the internet? by galore · · Score: 1, Insightful
      It's the largest equivalence class in the reflexive transitive symmetric closure of the relationship "can be reached by an IP packet from". --Seth Breidbart
      -1 redundant: an equivalence class implies an equivalence relation which implies reflexivity, symmetry and transitivity.

      his heart was in the right place though.
    2. Re: But what *IS* the internet? by C+Joe+V · · Score: 3, Insightful
      -1 redundant: an equivalence class implies an equivalence relation which implies reflexivity, symmetry and transitivity.

      -1 backwards: Grandparent post makes perfect sense. You can't talk about "the largest equivalence class in R" unless you know the relation R is an equivalence relation. Taking the reflexive transitive symmetric closure turns a relation that may or may not be an equivalence into one that is.

      Furthermore, "can be reached by an IP packet from" is not transitive, since not all nodes necessarily forward packets. Symmetry is questionable as well. Thus it was necessary to turn that relation into an equivalence before talking about equivalence classes.

      Geez.

      CJV

    3. Re: But what *IS* the internet? by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

      The Internet is the sum of public connections that exist between nodes and networks.

  21. RTFA? by Baron_Yam · · Score: 0

    Of course I didn't read the article - just like the majority of the people who will read my post. This is Slashdot, after all.

  22. Ironic? by ATomkins · · Score: 1

    I find it ironic that the "Choose a style" menu at the top-right doesn't work in Safari, but works fine in Mac IE, despite the fact that:
    "We don't have to worry that its basic functions are only going to work with Microsoft's, Apple's or AOL's "platform" -- because it sits beneath all of them, outside their proprietary control." (8.a.iii)

    1. Re:Ironic? by evn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You confusing the web with the internet.

      The internet itself is made up of many parts: email, usenet, IRC, world wide web, ftp, telnet the only thing they really have in common is that all of those work on top of IP (internet protocol).

      The internet itself works fine on just about every platform. The services provided on top of that may be hit or miss depending on how and who impliments them.

      Of course, you knew that, but a surprising number of people think that the web is all there is to the internet. I've met CS majors who still don't quiet get that AIM is part of the internet. They'll send me a message and say "my internet is down".
      "...how did you send me this message?"
      really they're just having some site not resolving.

    2. Re:Ironic? by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I find it ironic that the "Choose a style" menu at the top-right doesn't work in Safari, but works fine in Mac IE, despite the fact that: "We don't have to worry that its basic functions are only going to work with Microsoft's, Apple's or AOL's "platform""

      Go to a command prompt.

      Type "ping 66.35.250.151" (slashdot, as of an nslookup just a few seconds ago). Do you get a response?

      Congratulations, the internet works for you, regardless of platform.


      The internet does not give a damn if your favorite web-browser style works or not. It doesn't care if you use a broken MS Samba implementation. It doesn't care if AIM works with MSIM. It doesn't care if you can't make a passive connection to an FTP site through your firewall (although that does actually get a lot closer to the nature of the internet than the previous examples).

      It doesn't care if you live in China and research Falun Gong, whatever the hell that means (they certainly make a big fuss about it, though). It doesn't care if you look at kiddie porn. It doesn't care if you troll slashdot (no, I don't mean this as a troll, just giving an example).

      The Internet routes packets from point A to point B. Nothing more, nothing less.

    3. Re:Ironic? by crywolf · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Type "ping 66.35.250.151" (slashdot, as of an nslookup just a few seconds ago). Do you get a response?

      Congratulations, the internet works for you, regardless of platform.

      I'm having trouble getting the internet working under MacOS 9.

      --
      CAUTION: Product may be hot after heating
    4. Re:Ironic? by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm having trouble getting the internet working under MacOS 9.

      Well, the internet does have some standards, you know... ;-)

    5. Re:Ironic? by jechonias · · Score: 3, Informative

      The parent is a very accurate description of why the internet is still not viewed correctly by /. techies.

      The problem is that the internet is exactly as the parent describes it, nothing more than a medium for comunication (end points be damned!), just like the air we breathe is a natural medium for voice, light, tv & radio waves.

      the average human cares very little about the medium when it comes down to technical details (other than the extreme desire to breathe it when it is not present!)

      And here in lies the problem, the content, just like t.v., is in fact all the average user cares about. This is why the average IT person is not alowed to run-the-world!!! People do not give a shit about the techie stuff.

      The content is the only thing of importance once the medium becomes stable infrastructure which simply fades into the background. (think air, and perhaps more literally postal service or road , telephone or electricity networks)

      And don't forget that unlike air, which is nearly impossible to regulate and yet the FCC seems to have regulated it quite nicely, the average owner of the large backbone pipes can easily and heavily regulate the "internet". So can the average isp, because most cannot afford to setup their own isp, unlike the ability to setup a t.v. / radio or ham receiver or even just simply talk to someone.

      All this freedom-of-information crap is bollocks.

      The internet will not remain "free" for much longer, mark my words. Where there is an opportunity to make money, greed will appear, followed shortly by "government". Otherwise anyone could set up a t.v. or radio station.

      Prediction: in less than ten years we will see the internet as we know it now to become a heavily regulated medium having two or more major appearances (i) corporate owned and sponsered content, and (ii) ham radio / comunity owned and heavily regulated free but esentially crap.

      jech

    6. Re:Ironic? by pla · · Score: 1

      So can the average isp, because most cannot afford to setup their own isp

      You make a lot of good points, and I largely agree with you. Except on the part I quoted...

      No, most of us cannot afford to set up our own ISP (and what would that help, anyway, if the higher-level providers censor as well? None of us can become our own Sprintnet, thanks to our leaders all but guaranteeing existing cross-country links a permanant lock-in on the market). We can, however, give a link to our neighbors. Who can do the same, and on, and on, and on. That might really suck for those in very rural areas, but even in a very sparse suburban area, would work just fine.

      Having a few primary cross-country and intercontinental backbones speeds up the net quite a bit, by reducing the number of hops it takes to get from NY to LA, for example. But the underlying architecture of the internet works just fine if we have a massively dispersed "private" network (and in fact, as far as the original fail-safe intention of the internet, such a layout would work better, if slower for long distances).

      I fully believe that people don't already do just that (connect to their neighbors) only because they have a sense that they can speak freely, and have some sense of anonymity, on the internet. Take that away, and the internet will turn into nothing more than a "fast lane" that people use as an alternative to their neighbornet when looking for content that big brother wouldn't object to.

    7. Re:Ironic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't get to the online. The online is offline.

    8. Re:Ironic? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      I've met CS majors who still don't quiet get that AIM is part of the internet. They'll send me a message and say "my internet is down". "...how did you send me this message?"
      Then again that instant message probably never leaves the campus network which already existed before it was ever connected to the Internet.
    9. Re:Ironic? by ultranova · · Score: 1
      just like the air we breathe is a natural medium for voice, light, tv & radio waves

      Air is not a medium for light and radio waves. It is a hindrance to them.

      The internet will not remain "free" for much longer, mark my words. Where there is an opportunity to make money, greed will appear, followed shortly by "government". Otherwise anyone could set up a t.v. or radio station.

      The radio spectrum needs to be regulated to make it usefull at all. Otherwise nothing would stop big radio stations from purposefully drowning out their smaller competitors by sending white noise at every other frequency than their own.

      Unfortunately, I agree with you in that greed will be the end of Internet.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    10. Re:Ironic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Do you get a response?

      Congratulations, the internet works for you, regardless of platform.

      Eh, what? No, I don't get a response. Do you?

      Are you being ironic or do you mean this is a sign the Internet does not work as intended?

    11. Re:Ironic? by cynyr · · Score: 1

      funny the internet must not be working for me.....but then how did i post this... $ ping 66.35.250.151 PING 66.35.250.151 (66.35.250.151) 56(84) bytes of data. --- 66.35.250.151 ping statistics --- 27 packets transmitted, 0 received, 100% packet loss, time 26081ms (really my collage is blocking all ping packets)

      --
      All of the above was encrypted with a Quad ROT-13 method. Unauthorized decryption is in violation of the DMCA.
    12. Re:Ironic? by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      "Type "ping 66.35.250.151" (slashdot, as of an nslookup just a few seconds ago). Do you get a response?

      Congratulations, the internet works for you, regardless of platform.
      "

      Your actually more accurate then even YOU know. Out of all the OS's I've dealt with, PING is one of the few command's that works on all of them.. (I know, I know, your all going to start ranting it's because of TCP/IP standard.. But that's not entirely true, for example, ROUTE, IPCONFIG, BIND, WHOIS, etc.. TCP commands are NOT supported on every OS, the only command that appears generic is PING...

      "The Internet routes packets from point A to point B. Nothing more, nothing less." :D Until point B is broken, then it routes from point A to point C to point D to point C to point D to point C to point D to point C...

      --
      Mod +5 Drunk
    13. Re:Ironic? by Nick_dm · · Score: 1

      Does AIM actually work like that? I'm pretty sure MSN Messanger is server based (probably going p2p for file transfers) and I thought all IM systems were like this (with ones like jabber broadening to multiple servers). At the very least the client needs to connect to an AOL server to check who is online/offline surely?

    14. Re:Ironic? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      You're right. I guess I was thinking of email, or a university IRC server, or UNIX "talk", but he did say AIM.

    15. Re:Ironic? by jechonias · · Score: 1

      HI, thanks for taking the time to reply, just a quick thought, I was under the impression from my physics clases that sound didn't travel in a vacume?

      I could be wrong as i didn't get a high mark in physics if i recall correctly!!! haha.

      jech

    16. Re:Ironic? by jechonias · · Score: 1

      Your point about the community networking concept is great, and as you pointed out, one of the original intentions of the internet was to provide redundancy for DARPA.

      However, the barrier to that problem is that the combination of purchasing a PC from a recognised retailer along with installed OS, Browser and modem, combined with the presence of made-for-dummies ISP's ensures that the largely non-tech population can get onto the internet.

      Can you imagine the required "help / infrastructure / support" etc that would be needed to get newbies to connect to each other to ensure the same level of service and support that people via AOL etc receive now?? And most will be doing it without profit, for few community groups make a profit.

      Your point is valid, but I suspect that type of community network will highly likely to turn out to be similar to the HAM radio model existing now, a hobby, but no where close to the internet as we know it now.

      jech

  23. I respectfully disagree by The+Terrorists · · Score: 4, Insightful
    For me the internet has been:


    a device to prevent four Palestinians from committing suicide by talking them dowjn realtime


    a device to conduct career counseling of disadvantaged global youth in europe, africa and the middle east


    a device to teach myself html, php and css


    a device to advance my career through spontaneous, informal networking


    in fact, i basically live my business life and more and more of my personal life on the internet. and this is not a bad thing, in fact it has maximized my power and leveraged globalization for myself and millions of other members of the brown horde.

    1. Re:I respectfully disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rofl, best troll ever. the mods just don't get it do they!

    2. Re:I respectfully disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a device to teach myself html, php and css

      A little circular, no?

    3. Re:I respectfully disagree by iabervon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The internet is how you reach the people and sites at the other end of each of these interactions. What they're saying in this article is that the beauty of the internet is that it puts you in direct contact with four Palestinians, disadvantaged global youth, etc., and allows you to use the connection for whatever interaction you choose. You may feel like your interaction with the other ends is what the internet is, but that's just because the internet is so transparent that you think that the computers across the internet from you are the internet itself.

      The internet is not a tool. It's how you hold a tool. That's why it can enable you to use millions of different tools.

    4. Re:I respectfully disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if the mods get trolled, then the terrorists have already won.

    5. Re:I respectfully disagree by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      For me the internet has been:...

      Those are great things, but they're not the Internet, any more than the printing press is my collection of books.

      The things you mention are things you've done with things built onto the ends of the Internet. IP just gets packets from one place to another.

      --
      Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    6. Re:I respectfully disagree by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      a device to teach myself html, php and css
      When are you learning MySQL???
    7. Re:I respectfully disagree by dacarr · · Score: 1
      The internet is a means to these ends, not the ends themselves.

      It's like a big old mess of two-inch copper pipe. It doesn't give a rat's asshole about what you put in it - if you put something in a pipe, it is in theory going to come out the other end. Doesn't matter if it's water, marbles, kool-aid, ketchup, or molasses in January (though the molasses is going to take a long time). If it fits in the pipe, it goes in and comes out the other end and the pipe is ready for more. But, the ketchup doesn't make it 2 inch copper pipe any more than the water or marbles do.

      --
      This sig no verb.
    8. Re:I respectfully disagree by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, talking people down from suicide SUCKS. It's tiring. Taxes your mind and drains your body. Gotta do it though, or this can happen.

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    9. Re:I respectfully disagree by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      The internet is not a tool. It's how you hold a tool. That's why it can enable you to use millions of different tools.

      So then why are so many of the companies producing those tools such tools?!

      </joke>
      But in all seriousness, that's probably the best internet analogy I've heard yet. Too bad it will be lost on the typical AOLers. "I just upgraded the internet to version 9.0 yesterday. The CD came free in the mail!"

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    10. Re:I respectfully disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in fact, i basically live my business life and more and more of my personal life on the internet. and this is not a bad thing

      As long as you exercise. Otherwise it will give you a fat ass wider than the Mississippi.

  24. Religious about IPv4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Is this a veiled attempted at trying to suggest that IPv4 is perfect, and that DNS is perfect, and that technologists, researchers, and (oh, evil) companies should not bother trying to fix or improve things? It pretty much reads that anything any company tries to do is stupid, and evil.

    It sounds so 1997, like it should of been written when people still read Wired.

    1. Re:Religious about IPv4? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Is this a veiled attempted at trying to suggest that IPv4 is perfect, and that DNS is perfect, and that technologists, researchers, and (oh, evil) companies should not bother trying to fix or improve things?

      No.

      It pretty much reads that anything any company tries to do is stupid, and evil.

      A perfectly reasonable assumption.

  25. Adding value can be a good thing... by pdaoust007 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Adding value to the Internet lowers its value

    Sounds screwy, but it's true. If you optimize a network for one type of application, you de-optimize it for others. For example, if you let the network give priority to voice or video data on the grounds that they need to arrive faster, you are telling other applications that they will have to wait. And as soon as you do that, you have turned the Net from something simple for everybody into something complicated for just one purpose. It isn't the Internet anymore."


    The way I see this, prioritizing packets also ensures that a minority of users can't abuse the network ressources the everybody else want to use.

    Right in my home network I had to prioritze RTP packets (VoIP) so that other people in the house couldn't screw up my phone conversations when saturating my uplink or downlink. The same can be true on a national backbone, especially in failure conditions where you will get links that saturate.

    We can't stop the Internet from evolving either, it has probably turned out to be very different than what it's creators had envisioned...

    1. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by cgranade · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Somehow I reminded of Full Metal Alchemist, in which the main law observed in the show is the law of equivilent trade, which says that no matter how much is gained, this gain comes at the cost of something equally precious.

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    2. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Here, here. I think maximizing the routing of internet to return small packets of information with less lag (and less speed), large packets of information with more lag but more speed, and streams of information at a constant rate with constant lag would help everybody. So long as the trade off was enforced at all points, I think it would be honored by protocol developers.

      I'd also like to get a hold of that "broadcast" thing we were all promised for telecasts, internet radio, etc...

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    3. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The way I see this, prioritizing packets also ensures that a minority of users can't abuse the network ressources the everybody else want to use.

      No, fair queueing ensures that a minority of users can't monopolize the network's capacity. Prioritizing packets based on applications hurts all other applications.

      Prioritizing packets within your own network is fine because you know what you want. The core of the Internet doesn't know what you want, so there's no way for it to provide reasonable prioritization.

    4. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Right in my home network I had to prioritze RTP packets (VoIP) so that other people in the house couldn't screw up my phone conversations

      And exactly as the authors state, in so doing you de-optimized the network for other people in the house. It sounds to me like you're abusing the network ressources that other people want to use. ("Screw your ping time! I'm on the phone!")

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    5. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Geek...level...nine...and...rising...

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      I read the internet for the articles.
    6. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That was the truth we believed when we were younger..."
      I believe that in fact you get less, due to entropy and the like.

      -AC

    7. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I think maximizing the routing of internet to return small packets of information with less lag (and less speed), large packets of information with more lag but more speed, and streams of information at a constant rate with constant lag would help everybody. So long as the trade off was enforced at all points, I think it would be honored by protocol developers.

      The one problem is that such a system would require centrally-managed routing. How do you guarantee constant-rate packet flow unless there's a central authority monitoring traffic flow? Adding a priority control layer to IP communications will require someone telling us what priority our traffic may be given, else everyone will just set the checkbox labelled "all traffic priority 1" in their network settings and **poof** the utility is gone. It's bad enough with ICANN and Network Solutions pulling the bullshit they can now, without adding that to the mix. Do you really want those NS clowns (or a totally new bunch of clowns) telling you "Priority 3 is free, but if you want Priority 2 clearance, that'll be $5/megabit; Priority 1 is $25/megabit"?

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    8. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      The way I see this, prioritizing packets also ensures that a minority of users can't abuse the network ressources the everybody else want to use. Right in my home network I had to prioritze RTP packets (VoIP) so that other people in the house couldn't screw up my phone conversations when saturating my uplink or downlink. The same can be true on a national backbone, especially in failure conditions where you will get links that saturate.

      Who will judge which traffic is "worthy"? With your own personal network it's just fine to give VoIP priority, but when it comes to the internet as a whole, you'd need some central authority standing in judgement of traffic to facilitate such a plan. This central authority will inevitably listen to the loudest voices (commerce/industry) and give their traffic highest priority, while "inconsequential" communications, like me FTPing a file to my friend in Russia or you trying to reach a non-commercial personal website of your friend in Cleveland, get marked as low-priority. Eventually, the only traffic that will get through with any reliability will be from "important" corporate and governmental sites. At that point, it's just like fucking TV (pardon my language-- TV bugs me). It's bad enough that DSL and cable up/down bandwidth is so ridiculously asynchronous that you have to pay COMMERCIAL rates if you want to host anything of consequence on your personal machine. That already is them trying to push the internet-as-TV model on us. Traffic prioritizing will just give them another way to screw us.

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    9. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      You don't really need a centralized authority...just a network that does what it's told. "Priority" is not what I'm suggesting...more like sculpted packet queueing. This sort of functionality already exists on a service level for connecting throttling. But the key here is that different sorts of throttling work best for different applications. Certainly for VOIP operations, you're better off throttling by reducing the size of each packet but keeping the time between packets relatively even. For large data transfers, the time between packets is less important than the amount of data. And for some activities (such as gaming and SSH), getting any message across is more important than getting the WHOLE message accross.

      You could enforce the sculpting by setting maximum packet size for each type of transfer...maybe the low latency packets have a maximum of 10 kilobytes before a second packet has to be requested, whereas the high speed packets have a 100 kilobyte cut off. Low latency requests automatically get a higher priority than high speed ones, but getting less data makes them noticably less efficient. High speed requests take longer to serve, but have more bytes served over time. Speed constant requests would have a sort of "enforced buffer," giving them higher priority but reduced usefulness by forcing you to fill the buffer no matter what (thus enticing engineers to use no more data than they absolutely had to, keeping overall network bandwidth own).

      Anyhow, it's just an idea, but it's one that counters the author's estimation that ALL value-adds decrease the overall value. What he meant to say was that any sort of INCOMPATIBILITY reduces the value of the network, and to a point he's wrong about that too. Newer SPAM-proof SMTP servers that check addresses certainly add value to the global internet system from the standpoint of just about everybody...but they are technically incompatible with the Old Way of leaving all relays open and delivering whatever you've been told.

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    10. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by GWTPict · · Score: 1

      So, 'prioritizing packets ensures that a minority of users can't abuse the network resources'. Ok, but surely when you 'prioritize RTP packets' for your phone conversations you are the minority abusing the network? Or is that a little subtle for you?

    11. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      SPAM-proof SMTP servers ... add value to the global internet system

      Actually that supports exactly what the article was saying. SMTP servers aren't part of the internet - they live at the edges of the internet just like any other server.

      Spam in not an internet problem. It is a problem of a flawed e-mail system.

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    12. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by richieb · · Score: 1
      Right in my home network I had to prioritze RTP packets (VoIP) so that other people in the house couldn't screw up my phone conversations when saturating my uplink or downlink. The same can be true on a national backbone, especially in failure conditions where you will get links that saturate.

      Do you really want to make it easy for FBI, CIA, KGB, you local police etc. to tell which packets are VoIP packets?

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    13. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by Hast · · Score: 1

      So long as the trade off was enforced at all points, I think it would be honored by protocol developers.
      Famous last words. ;-)

      The reason why the internet is still useable is because there are so few mechanisms on the internet to abuse.

    14. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by ultranova · · Score: 1
      Spam in not an internet problem. It is a problem of a flawed e-mail system.

      Actually, it's a combination of flawed ethics of some 200 people-lookalikes and the ethics of the rest of us which prevents us from either killing them, jailing them permanently or confiscating all their property, current and future.

      This does demonstrate an interesting problem - how do you stop a psychopath without falling to his level ? Or, more generally, how can a society protect itself from it's antisocial members without becoming tyrannical and cruel in the process ?

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    15. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
      It's bad enough that DSL and cable up/down bandwidth is so ridiculously asynchronous that you have to pay COMMERCIAL rates if you want to host anything of consequence on your personal machine. That already is them trying to push the internet-as-TV model on us.
      So here's a technical question I have. Cable internet is notoriously asynchronous (I think DSL is less so.), where download bandwidth is much higher than upload bandwidth. Since they use the same cables to send the TV signals, they have to multiplex time/frequency/whatever the TV data with the internet data. Maybe here is my misunderstanding, but I thought there is equal total bandwith in both directions of the cable line. Since the downstream direction also has to carry the TV signals, wouldn't there be extra bandwidth available for our upstream internet connections, since there's no upstream TV data to send?

      Is the answer that the cable can't be used both directions at once, so they set some ratio of time/frequency to send more downstream than upstream?
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    16. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Sure the immediate problem is a handful of people, but the ultimate problem is bad system design. Internet standards are carefully reviewed for abusability - if a system is abusable, and given a half-billion users of that system, then someone somewhere will abuse it. Email is a technological system, and it needs to be analized for failure modes. Spam is a failure mode. Spam allows someone to benefit by abusing there system, and there are no mechanisms in place to mitigate that situation.

      They simply never considered the senario of large quantities of undesired computer generated mail.

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    17. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 1

      Is the answer that the cable can't be used both directions at once, so they set some ratio of time/frequency to send more downstream than upstream?

      Correct.

  26. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by Raynach · · Score: 5, Funny

    Homer: Ahh, so the internet is on computers now...

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    1. Re:Obligatory Simpsons Quote by SuperDope · · Score: 1

      Homer: Internet eh?

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  27. illegal internet by super_ogg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One day soon, the internet will become illegal to use or at least without consent of your government. Mark my words.
    ogg

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    1. Re:illegal internet by OpenSourcerer · · Score: 1, Funny

      I hope I can get the consent forms online.

    2. Re:illegal internet by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      I don't see things going that far in the western world, however I could easily see temporary wartime censorship of the internet if there were a major terrorist attack larger than 9/11, for example. Considering the censorship that occurred during the world wars, its not unthinkable at all.

    3. Re:illegal internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only problem is people running the internet are also in government and need it to function. No big censorship anytime soon

    4. Re:illegal internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, I can see a big forcefield(firewall) surrounding what we know today as North America. It's amazing what China has done already.
      ogg

  28. Re:al gore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what I'm tired of Hearing?

    People telling me what the internet should or should not be.

    It is what it is, and It can be anything it wants.

    Trying to classify it into a certain set of descriptions leads only to people doing stupid things like trying to change it and trying to abuse it.

  29. It's easy.... by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    remember the commercial "you have reached the end of the Internet....please go back...........now"

    1. Re:It's easy.... by Nerd4News · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe =UTF-8&q=you+have+reached+the+end+of+the+internet& btnG=Google+Search

      Searched the web for you have reached the end of the internet.

      Results 1 - 10 of about 1,400,000. Search took 0.27 seconds

  30. But it's the dominant strategy! by Hobobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "it's a bad thing for users to communicate between different kinds of instant messaging systems on the Net.

    But if you draw the game theory table for this yo quickly realize that blocking communication between them is the dominant strategy. Especially for the market leader.

    1. Re:But it's the dominant strategy! by NixLuver · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But if you draw the game theory table for this yo quickly realize that blocking communication between them is the dominant strategy. Especially for the market leader.

      Only if 1) there is significant advantage (in this case, monetary) from possessing users, and 2) it's a zero sum game. Simply because that is the current strategy, the only monetary benefit to IM is as a value add (I don't know anywone who's paying for IM specifically, do you?), and that value add would become more valuable (paradoxically) if it had fewer limitations.

      And, as long as there is no easy interoperation, it's not a zero sum game, because many, many users will run more than one IM simultaneously (and at the same time, too.)

    2. Re:But it's the dominant strategy! by gaijin99 · · Score: 1
      Only if 1) there is significant advantage (in this case, monetary) from possessing users, and 2) it's a zero sum game. Simply because that is the current strategy, the only monetary benefit to IM is as a value add (I don't know anywone who's paying for IM specifically, do you?), and that value add would become more valuable (paradoxically) if it had fewer limitations.
      True. It does cost money to operate an IM system though, at least the way we do it currently. I've always suspected we could use P2P techniques to produce a workable system without the need for big central servers. The use of semi-servers would be quite helpful, of course... Something like Jabber, but even less centralized.

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  31. What it isnt... by Mastadex · · Score: 1

    ...controlled by microsoft... thats for sure

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  32. ObAOLResponse by red+floyd · · Score: 1, Funny

    AOL is not the internet.

    But... but.. their commercials flat out say, "AOL is the Internet"!!!!

    They wouldn't lie to me, would they??

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  33. Wrong about advertising by flikx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He's completely wrong about advertising on the internet. Once advertisers treat it as a medium similar to television, that is exactly what it will become. The process has already started, and a majority of sites have flagrant advertising. The recent idea of television commercials displayed fullscreen between pages is yet another example.

    Junkbuster is a joke, like spam filters, most advertisements easily slip by. Want to subscribe to a site? How about a couple dozen. The small $5 - $15 fees can add up to well over $800 per month for an average internet user.

    I didn't bother to read the rest of the article, but this guy is clearly living in a fantasy world. A world with cave trolls, elves, magic goblins, and internet users with a clue.

    The only alternative at this point is to start a new internet, completely seperate from the existing network. Maybe the spammers and advertisers could be kept at bay for another decade or so.

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    1. Re:Wrong about advertising by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Well, for what it's worth, when slashdot first reported on this site a year or two ago, advertising on the Internet was waning in usefulness. I remember because I worked for an advertising supported company at the time and was pretty annoyed at the way they seemed to be gloating over the "fall."

      Of course, advertising has since sprung back fairly well.

      Incidentally, my junk filter at work was pretty good when I ran it (it was an add-on to Firebird), but I don't use it anymore. Firebird's default anti-pop up settings stop the ads that really bother me, i don't care about the rest.

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    2. Re:Wrong about advertising by toasted_calamari · · Score: 3, Informative

      I agree with you on all points except the accuracy of filtering systems.

      I use pithhelmet on safari to filter ads, and i find few if any that get by. Not only that, but it runs a javascript routine to adjust the layout so that you don't even know that they were there. This, combined with Safari's popup blocker mean that I see almost no advertisments online, EVER.

      I use a baysian email filter on all my computers, and would estimate that they filter close to 90% of spam with essentially no false positives.

      From where I stand, ad and spam filters work fine for me.

    3. Re:Wrong about advertising by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or maybe you should just realize that putting content on the internet costs money.

      The question is how do you want to pay for the content you view on the internet? Would you rather pay for it yourself and skip the ads, or not pay for it and let the advertizers pick up the tab. No, you can't choose the neither option.

      P.S. Most people choose to watch the ads, that's why they are there.

    4. Re:Wrong about advertising by NixLuver · · Score: 1
      The only alternative at this point is to start a new internet, completely seperate from the existing network. Maybe the spammers and advertisers could be kept at bay for another decade or so.

      You mean like this?

    5. Re:Wrong about advertising by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a good idea. Want an invitation?

    6. Re:Wrong about advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The question is how do you want to pay for the content you view on the internet? Would you rather pay for it yourself and skip the ads, or not pay for it and let the advertizers pick up the tab. No, you can't choose the neither option.

      Of course you can choose the neither option. Most companies run websites to distribute information or for online sales, not as a profit center in and of themselves. (Eg. National Semiconductor sells chips, not datasheets) Most small and hobby websites also are supported just by the creator; but these usually don't need any significant amount of bandwidth and are not a financial burden. The "neither" option works fine for many websites.

      What really needs to happen is for bandwidth costs to decrease by an order of magnitude. Many carriers and hosting centers seem to charge on the order of dollars per gigabyte, which is highway robbery. (almost as bad as the cost of cellphone data services here in the U.S.: they've got to be crazy, to bill per kilobyte...) Perhaps this will improve, as new companies "inherit" equipment from failed telecoms at a fraction of the cost, and more "dark" fiber can be put to use.

    7. Re:Wrong about advertising by Bielenberg · · Score: 1

      "why should we trust you?" ;)

      I can imagine a time when I'll receive 3 emails every week inviting me to hook up to their

      "PREFECTLY HONEST META SERVICE FOR MY MILLIONS OF MY US DOLLARS IN NIGERIA."

      "VeriSign: Meta you can Trust"

      "Upgrade to MSN Premium Meta Accounts"

      Cheers,

    8. Re:Wrong about advertising by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about advertisers realize that the internet isn't the same as television and radio and actually work at creating compelling content such that the ads aren't annoying?

      Watching television and listening to radio are passive activities. An ad has to be sufficiently "disturbing" that you notice it but not so annoying that you change channels, hit mute, etc. That is the extent of the interaction. The internet is different. Think more along the lines of the ads that get run during the Superbowl. The advertisers go all out because they know they have a huge audience and they know there are other things to do besides watch their ad (biology break to let out last beer; get next beer). The interaction still isn't there but the companies who advertise realize that they need to do something different to keep your attention.

      The internet falls in between but is closer to the "Superbowl" model. If the ads are too obnoxious (e.g., pop-ups), people find a way to defeat them. If they are too bland (e.g., simple banner ads), people ignore them. Internet advertising will start to pay when the advertisers realize that they need to create ads that people will at least pay attention to and, preferably, will actually enjoy. This stands in marked contrast to the current generation of internet advertisements that simply are new ways to shove the ad in front of the content you were actually looking for.

      Before you say it will never happen, I will point out that every once in a while an ad firm actually manages to create a traditional media ad that people actually enjoy. As an example, there was a mini-soap opera coffee ad series a few years back that people actually enjoyed because they wanted to see how the plot turned out. The difference is that people actually wanted to see the ad to see what was going to happen next.

      Thus, the main thing that has to change is the advertiser's mind set of forcing people to hear their message since the internet will always come with a technological mute button. I'd guess you'll initially see some fumbling efforts as advertisers go with traditional techniques like product placement in exchange for what are currently pay services. The main thing advertisers will need to learn is that the internet isn't a tradition media (print or broadcast) and creating successful advertising will take a new way of conveying the message.

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    9. Re:Wrong about advertising by rixstep · · Score: 1

      As an example, there was a mini-soap opera coffee ad series a few years back that people actually enjoyed because they wanted to see how the plot turned out.

      Yes, the British Nescafe Gold ad series.

    10. Re:Wrong about advertising by rixstep · · Score: 1

      Here's a Google link with lots of info on the Nescafe Gold ad campaigns.

    11. Re:Wrong about advertising by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, it's anti-business. Can't accept money for the most part, without revealing identities.

      Besides, I get value out of it even if I get no money. Just having a non-shitty internet is worth the trouble. I couldn't buy that for all the money in the world... but I can get it by investing some spare time. Seems like a bargain.

    12. Re:Wrong about advertising by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1

      Most ads slip by? Using the latest version of Privoxy, it's rare that I see any ads at all, even when going to new sites I haven't visited before. I can't remember the last time I've manually added anything to the blocker file, other than whitelisting a new shopping site for cookies.

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    13. Re:Wrong about advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      filtering "close to 90% of spam" hardly constitutes working.

      A spam filter is never good enough until it accurately filters 100% of spam. Not 90. Not 99. Not 99.99999. 100% is the minimum required to be "good enough".

      Of course, filtering the population and removing 100% of the spammers would be even better :)

    14. Re:Wrong about advertising by Bielenberg · · Score: 1

      I conceed that much, but it will still be vulnerable at the ends. As always - the users will be vulnerable to social attacks.

      Their client hardware/software will also be a great point of attack.

      Heaven forbid that a majority of Meta users run yet well established vulnerable operating systems [which I wont dignify with a name for the moment].

      As previously mentioned on /. one Polish group has already claimed they have - through automated exploits - control near 0.45 Million PC's.

      Tell me there aren't government agencies interested in this? Is it beyond them to pay cash for the use of such services? Is it beyond the groups who control the PCs to accept it?

      When a majority of Meta users PC's are vulnerable as such: the compromise of their lookup tables may surely be automated, tracing in minutes most of the path to the user they're after.

    15. Re:Wrong about advertising by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Windows for users (single route to meta) is acceptable. The routers are somewhat safer. If you're smart enough to see this, why not join up, and be one less vulnerable meta user, and throw a monkey wrench in the plans of those agencies?

  34. Basically, this is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite this article's annoying use of absolutes (I know, I know, they're effective, but I hate it when people write an article as if its the last thing that will ever be written on that subject), they're mostly right. Think about it. We can do more on the Net now than 5 years ago, despite the best efforts of the RIAA, MPAA, US Govt, and pretty much every corporate interest out there. I have a feeling this will continue into the future, too.

  35. A href by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  36. Where is the Internet? by DonGar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I worked for the computing center when I was in college. When the school was first being connected to the internet, and many people were having their desktops networked for the first time, one of the really common questions from non-technical types was "Where is the Internet?"

    A careful summary of world wide networking (this was before web browsers) would be met with a blank stare and "Yes, but where is it?"

    We finally decided to tell them it was at a secret location in a closet in Idaho. This seemed to make people feel better.

    I never really understood why the most confusing thing was.... "Where is it?"

    These people had already learned how to use their email programs and 3270 emulator (virtual mainframe terminal) with no problem.

    Thinking back on this.... it makes more sense that AOL had so much success. If AOL was installed you could tell the user that the internet in that little friendly icon right there on the desktop.

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    1. Re:Where is the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Funny, I live in Idaho. I even have a closet. There is web server in said closet. I am the internet.

    2. Re:Where is the Internet? by Araxen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hi, Al Gore!

    3. Re:Where is the Internet? by Saeger · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Where is the Internet?"

      Instead of being a condescending ass, why don't you just use the simple telephone system analogy? Once you've done that almost everyone will understand that the net isn't a thing in a central location, but a global network that computers plug into like their telephones plug into the telephone system. If an idiot follows up by asking, "but... where is the phone system?", THEN you can tell them it's in Idaho. :)

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    4. Re:Where is the Internet? by Shichinintai · · Score: 1

      What's your IP? ;)

    5. Re:Where is the Internet? by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Funny

      When I was a senior in high school and visiting colleges to decide which one to go to, I was at Indiana University taking the campus tour. A student was leading a group of us around campus and was talking about what the dorms are like. Someone in the group asked if the dorms were wired for high speed internet access, this being back in the day when not all schools had this yet. The girl said that they didn't have the internet, but they had the ethernet, which she said was just as good. Most of the people in the group had to try hard to suppress a laugh after that. I think she was a psych major, go figure.

    6. Re:Where is the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      1

    7. Re:Where is the Internet? by Squegie · · Score: 0

      hang on let me check... ahh.. 127.0.0.1

    8. Re:Where is the Internet? by ryen · · Score: 0

      the Internet is Al Gore

    9. Re:Where is the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      127.0.0.1

    10. Re:Where is the Internet? by idfubar · · Score: 1

      That doesn't sound all the humorous or proposterous; when my sister went to UCLA back in 1994 she had internet access through what was colloquaily referred to by fellow students (and computing staff) as "the ethernet".

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    11. Re:Where is the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Instead of being a condescending ass, why don't you just use the simple telephone system analogy?


      But then you have to describe the telephone system and that's tough, even for someone like Einstein. Look.

      "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
    12. Re:Where is the Internet? by xinot · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hi, Republican spin machine!

    13. Re:Where is the Internet? by thegameiam · · Score: 2, Informative

      She wasn't quite as stupid as you might think: back in the day (late 80s/early 90s for you whippersnappers) campuses did have Ethernet networks which were NOT internet connected. To get to the Internet, you had to basically open a session to a bastion host which WAS connected. The networks were used for distribution of files inside the campus.

      I distinctly remember this being the setup at the University of Utah in 90/91...

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    14. Re:Where is the Internet? by bpfurtado · · Score: 1

      I think that what he meant was that the people wanted a visual representation of the Internet, witch the AOL Desktop icon did well for then, like the telephone does for the Telephone System, you see? The telephone System had already a visual representation, while the Internet (for that users) didn't.

    15. Re:Where is the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thinking back on this.... it makes more sense that AOL had so much success. If AOL was installed you could tell the user that the internet in that little friendly icon right there on the desktop.

      It is because of AOL that the public has such a skewed idea of what the 'internet' actually is. They took a seemingly complex technology at the time and dummed it down to the point where they were actually making people believe only AOL had the internet. Still, to this day, I am trying to convince my parents otherwise. Thanks AOL!

    16. Re:Where is the Internet? by freeze128 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be unplugging your web server a lot... Many users here keep complaing that the internet is down. What's your support line phone number?

    17. Re:Where is the Internet? by suffocate · · Score: 0

      you need a very severe beating.

    18. Re:Where is the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everyone is technical enough to know what the correct terminology is, but neither are they stupid in their own right.

      People like our wonder IT-wannabe boy above typically know enough about technology to be dangerous, but not enough to be considered proficient. As a result, they compensate for their insecurities and lack of ability by being a condescending asses and disparging others who know less than they do.

      I'd like to get wonder dog into my organization for a day with people I work with who really do know what they're about, and then see how the little snot fares. My guess: he'll be reduced to a quivering bag of cluelessness by the end of the day.

    19. Re:Where is the Internet? by Super+Grover · · Score: 1

      "Instead of being a condescending ass"

      That's a very touching thought. I should be a more sensitive IT guy and empathize with users' lack of technical knowledge and understanding...nah, I'll be an ass.

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    20. Re:Where is the Internet? by Super+Grover · · Score: 1

      Sheesh, some people have no sense of humor.

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    21. Re:Where is the Internet? by madpierre · · Score: 1

      Technical people don't actually *have* a sense of humor.

      I discovered proof of this when I read the JOKES file
      that came with my copy of GNU/Emacs. :)

      Of course the problem of the internet has been with us since
      classical times, as this dialogue shows.

      Socrates: What is your name?
      Meno: Meno.
      Socrates: What is your favourite colour?
      Meno: Blue.
      Socrates: Where is the internet?
      Meno: Aaaaaaggggg .......

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    22. Re:Where is the Internet? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Informative? What a fucking joke. "Funny" would be a stretch, but at least somewhat closer to not abusing mod priviledges.

    23. Re:Where is the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you're more of an ignorant, know-nothing moron. But that's just me thinking out loud.

  37. Content is not free. by dnahelix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps companies that think they can force us to listen to their messages -- their banners, their interruptive graphic crawls over the pages we're trying to read -- will realize that our ability to flit from site to site is built into the Web's architecture. They might as well just put up banners that say "Hi! We don't understand the Internet. Oh, and, by the way, we hate you."

    I'm no fan of popups or banner-ads, but if that pays for content
    that I otherwise would not be seeing, then so be it. I think
    commercials have made for a rather successful business model
    for television, which is as pervasive as ever, even after more
    than 50 years.

    I also think the slew of dot-bombs from the past few years
    proves that you can't give away something for free forever.
    I would much rather put up with ads than have to open an
    account with every website that provides quality content.
    (subjective, I know)

    I use the internet very very frequently to find information that
    I need. Outside of my monthly charge for internet access, this
    information is all free. It's free to me for one reason alone:
    Internet Advertising.

    The only thing people seem to be giving away for free on the
    internet is their opinions, which I'm up to my neck in!

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    1. Re:Content is not free. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      You said it, I don't know why so many people have trouble understanding that it costs money to put content on the internet. Certinally the fact that you have to pay for internet hosting should clue you in that there is some cost here. I suspect that people who don't understand this, probably just don't pay their own bills.

    2. Re:Content is not free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...commercials have made for a rather successful business model for television, which is as pervasive as ever, even after more than 50 years.

      Television is currently experiencing a decline in the revenue generated from advertising due to the saturation of choices for the consumer. Back when it was just 3 or 4 channels, the networks practically had the undivided attention of millions. These days, the audience is much smaller and increasingly varied. (Not just a bunch of housewives.)

      Besides the advancements in technological capability, the signs that networks are getting desperate to have your attention are obvious. Have you seen the 1/4 page show ads that run during the first 10 seconds of shows on stations like USA or TNT? Even Discovery has gotten into the irriating interruptive ad act. They splatter the show you're watching with something else, even pasting on sounds to act as some kind of alarm bell.

      Irritating, obtrusive and obnoxious ads are most certainly a slap in the face of the viewer. What could possibly be more insulting than trying to watch a television show, and not being able to hear it or see the content because you're having an ad for another show (that will be graffitied the same way most likely) splattered all over it?

      It's just like a pop up. Next thing you know, retail outfits will be shoving other products into your face to buy WHILE you're already making a purchase of something else.

      Oh wait. They do that already. (Supersize that order?) Retail establishments do a better job at this because the customer is specifically targeted. Most sites with a reader base (as opposed to a strictly consumer base) have more difficulty figuring out what the audience wants. The days of 4 TV stations are gone.. as are the days of "you have nothing else to watch, so buy THIS".

      Using the same model in different mediums will not yield the same results. The internet has been mutilated with attempts to adapt the same models and has achieved only to irritate people and find ways to block those methods. Bottom line, the current way of advertising to your readers has been anything from subtle and unobtrusive to downright offensive and obnoxious.

    3. Re:Content is not free. by Saeger · · Score: 1
      I'm no fan of popups or banner-ads, but if that pays for content that I otherwise would not be seeing, then so be it. I think commercials have made for a rather successful business model for television, which is as pervasive as ever, even after more than 50 years.

      Conventional commercials only worked with TV/Radio/Newspaper because it was a broadcast medium to a PASSIVE captive audience. The internet doesn't work like that and attempts to force annoying broadcast-style ads down interACTIVE peoples' throats is counter-productive in contrast to something unobtrusive and USEFUL like Google adwords.

      So, you go right ahead and accept to passively accept your oldschool, broadcast-style mental engineering (and remember to go right out and BUY the crappy product advertised to complete the cycle). I'll only volunteer my valuable attention for ads that are actually useful to me.

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    4. Re:Content is not free. by dnahelix · · Score: 1

      What could possibly be more insulting than trying to watch a television show, and not being able to hear it or see the content because you're having an ad for another show (that will be graffitied the same way most likely) splattered all over it?

      They already do that. Stations frequently have scrolling ads for
      other shows across the bottom of the screen.

      Most sites with a reader base (as opposed to a strictly consumer base) have more difficulty figuring out what the audience wants.

      Please take a moment to scroll to the top of this webpage.

      Bottom line, the current way of advertising to your readers has been anything from subtle and unobtrusive to downright offensive and obnoxious.

      The same has always been true for television ads, but hey, it pays
      for the next episode of Star Trek!

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    5. Re:Content is not free. by dnahelix · · Score: 1

      I'll only volunteer my valuable attention for ads that are actually useful to me.

      I only said that web ads pay for content, I didn't say I sit there and read
      all of them! I do occasionally visit sites via banner ads, if I find
      them interesting ('interACTIVE' I would say) I can't say I've ever
      got in my car and drove to some business after seeing a TV ad.

      So, you go right ahead and accept to passively accept your oldschool, broadcast-style mental engineering (and remember to go right out and BUY the crappy product advertised to complete the cycle)

      The smugness in your assumption that anything advertised must
      be 'crappy' is laughable. Your rightous superiority to everyone
      must be so gratifying.

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    6. Re:Content is not free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outside of my monthly charge for internet access, this information is all free. It's free to me for one reason alone: Internet Advertising.

      The information I'm generally interested in is not commercial or commercially related. I think I share the opinion with many other people that the web has become harder and harder to use as it has gotten flooded with commercial content. If it weren't for google, seraching for information on the web might have become impossible years ago. I'm not at all grateful to the many companies who decided it was a good idea to expand their internet presence, try to sell something, etc - it's just noise to me. Marketing in particular is obnoxious, as it often tries to appear as something legitimate to get your attention. SPAM is the worst case of this, but there are plenty of others who annoyingly turn up in search results and such. I actually wish all commercial speech was required to be tagged as such, so it could be easily filtered out by those who aren't interested.

    7. Re:Content is not free. by dnahelix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I actually wish all commercial speech was required to be tagged as such, so it could be easily filtered out by those who aren't interested.

      And then you would see web content disappear.
      (except for maybe all the boring-ass blogs)

      The information I'm generally interested in is not commercial or commercially related.

      Example?

      SPAM is the worst case of this

      No argument there. I'm talking about produced content in
      association with advertisements. That is, adspace that is sold in
      order to pay for the research and production of web content.
      Face it, paying people to make web pages with no revenue
      source is an extremely bad business model.

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    8. Re:Content is not free. by __past__ · · Score: 1
      I don't know why so many people have trouble understanding that it costs money to put content on the internet.
      Probably because they experience that the amout of advertising on a website is inversely proportional to the quality of its content.

      Whether this is true for you seems to depend on how you use the net. If you are looking for entertainment, you'll get lots of ads, or crappy content (or you can pay to make the ads go away). If you use it as an information resource, the situation is different. Most newsgroups and mailing lists are ad free, and obviously they don't usually come with singing and dancing flash popups. They still carry a lot of content. Same for the web, many of the sites with really good content are pretty plain, and light on ads.

      People still use the net to collaborate. The benefits of being part of a community freely exchanging information about a topic you are interested in far outweight the costs of some webspace or general connectivity and the time you spend contributing to it.

    9. Re:Content is not free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think commercials have made for a rather successful business model for television, which is as pervasive as ever, even after more than 50 years.

      Oui, monsieur, but only in the Etats-Unis, where such things are allowed to run rampant.

    10. Re:Content is not free. by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      I think commercials have made for a rather successful business model for television, which is as pervasive as ever

      That's an understatement.

      More than just another business model, advertising driven television has become an overwhelmingly pervasive force in modern cultures.

      And it's not necessarily a good thing; just a very successful phenomena in terms of establishing its existence.

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  38. Google cache for freenet.sf.net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Well it seems sourceforge has been slashdotted (the irony). Here's google's cache:

    The Freenet Project - index

    The Freenet Project - faq

  39. The internet by digitalgimpus · · Score: 2, Funny

    isn't a place for Geeks to feel superior

    isn't a place to find pornography

    isn't a place to talk sexually to a 50 year old man sitting half naked in his studio appartment.

    1. Re:The internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be a 60 year old man. Going down a water slide.

  40. Simple stuff, but right on the money by big-magic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    These 10 points may sound obvious to the slashdot crowd, but to many people they are not. Unfortunately, the content owners are trying their best to turn the Internet into another channel on your television set. And the national governments do not have a reason to prevent it. And since many people are blissful in their ignorance of this issue, they will not even complain if the underlying freedom of the Internet is slowly taken away.

    The part about the Internet "routing around damage" is an important feature that will be central to the battle over the future of the Net. It has taken the content owners and the government awhile to realize this property of the Net. That's the reason for the increased push for DRM and tightening copyright laws. I believe it is also the reason for the increased push for governments to directly "govern" the Internet. The fact is that the Internet makes many governments uneasy. It's a very large, uncontrolled system.

    But the most important thing for us to fight to protect is the end to end connectivity. As long as I can connect to the person to which I want to communicate without going through an "approved" centralized server, the basic features of the Net will stay intact. It will be hard for the government to change this without completely destroying the value of the Internet. But I don't think that will prevent them from trying.

    My prediction is that we will see increasing talk about changing the Internet to "protect the children" and "stop the terrorist from using the Net" as entry points for stricter authentication, auditing, and control, as well as increased centralization of the structure of the Internet. As much as I hate the thought, I think it's inevitable. Now that I've depressed myself, I'll take off my tin foiled hat.

    1. Re:Simple stuff, but right on the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      No, that is just going to happen to the US . The rest or the world will use its own routers and keep it free. The internet will slowly seperate into two distinct networks: The USnet, and the International Network (internet). The US government will set up a huge firewall around its border too stop the internet. It will justify this as a counter terrorism necesity. The USnet will be available around the world so that business can ineract but not very popular. But only the US citizen (and maybe china since they are doing it now) will be stupid enough to let their government control the main media under the pretext of terrorism an porn cencorship. Mainwhile the record industry will be glad they can now charge monitor and charge for every song transfer. The other countries will just laugh at all of this.

    2. Re:Simple stuff, but right on the money by big-magic · · Score: 1

      I believe it is naive to think that the dynamics of this situation only apply to the US. The beauracratic thought processes of different governments are more alike than different. These issues are now arising in the US only because the Internet has been here longer. You will get your turn.

    3. Re:Simple stuff, but right on the money by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "That's the reason for the increased push for DRM and tightening copyright laws."

      One thing the Internet *is*, a significant influence on the forces of law and government.

      That's nothing to sneeze at.

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    4. Re:Simple stuff, but right on the money by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      Once you bring that up, it's only a few steps away from `1984' ... and then you've gotta ask yourself, if government really wanted to stop the 'Net, could we actually do anything about it? Look at China, the FBI's Carnivore, etc.

      Personally, I think that if anything's going to save the Internet from being taken over, it's the money. There's a enough money in the Internet - both as investments, in the form of intercontinental cables, etc. as well as in Internet companies to swing any government's opinion on the matter. Of course, if it comes down to a difference between money and principle, guess which most governments will take :)?

    5. Re:Simple stuff, but right on the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Protect the Children' and 'Stop Terrorists' is the same mantra heard in the 1930's 'Keep the trains running on time'

    6. Re:Simple stuff, but right on the money by ducomputergeek · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I find this article to be accurate from a technical standpoint, but I think that it falls far short on many areas. This is more of a technical arguement rather than one that tries to approach the Internet from a social or political aspect.

      However, what the authors failed to either realize or mention is the dark side of net. Crackers, virus writers, SPAM kings, information pollution, etc. are all issues. Outside of the few webpages I still maintain for a few clients.

      What the internet really is is an innovation. There were many flawed models in the dotcom era. I run an online classified site where local hockey players can go and place used equipment for sale for $1.50 per listing. Does it make me rich? Hell no, but it bring in enough to jusify the time and effort to maintain it.

      I know many businesses that added a catalog or changed from a print catalog to an online store over the years and have grown quite large making millions per year. Its nothing more than mail order business that uses the internet to "print" their catalog instead of presses.

      The other thing that I have to laugh is, "No one owns the Internet". Someone owns something somewhere. Econ: 101 there is no free lunch. Someone owns the DNS servers, someone owns the fiberoptics that the datapackets travels, someone owns the DSL/Cable/Dial in connection you use to get online. Granted, its impossible for any single enity to control the entire Internet.

      And the "Free Market for innovation" thingy...I cannot agree entirely. What it has done is speed up the communication of ideas, which has led to many innovations, but still...someone has to pay the bandwidth bills some how. There is not zero barriers to entry here, but very low.

      Now I agree, we are going to see increased regulations. The days of the geeks regulating the Internet is over. This is because of issues like SPAM and these quick spreading viruses. The chance for geekdom to develop its own solution is quickly closing. Either the solution will be made by industry, at which point different "standards" may emerge that breaks the internet into smaller sub-net (ie Yahoo! mail won't talk to AOL or MSN, etc.) or one will see more carnivore like devices installed at a hardware level to monitor activities. Will total censorship be an option? No, but I think the homesteading days of the internet are over.

      Internet connectivity maybe come a commodity, but the connection without content is pretty lame. Now those with the conent are the ones providing a value added feature that they can charge for, such as subscription sites. Google indexes, stores, and brings massive amounts of data and those with the data are the ones with the edge. Why do you think their revenue as gone from almost nothing to something like a Billon dollars in the last 3 years? The control a means of accessing the information.

      RIAA Vs. Napster - I sum this up easily. The RIAA got blind sided by a new method of content distribution. So they responded like many respond with an unknown or strange new thing: they attacked it. Most people I knew would have never pirated a song if the RIAA had attempted to work with Napster to develop a win-win senerio. Well, we have today, its called iTunes et al. I think that proves that people are willing to pay for songs if priced correctly.

      And telecoms aren't going anywhere. We still have our analog phone lines into our business. I use a cell only and no home phone because I travel on business a lot. On a personal level, what happens when the power at your house goes out including taking the DSL/Cable modem with it and you have VoIP phone? This goes back to the 10 technologies that won't die.

      Anyway, I will go through tomorrow and write a more detailed arguement from a social/geopolicital standpoint on why on a technical level, they are write, but a social/political level are probably off the mark a bit.

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    7. Re:Simple stuff, but right on the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the power goes out you start your generator before your UPS's get low.

      Pjbgravely

  41. Slashdot back up now? by GonzoDave · · Score: 0

    That'll teach Taco to open ParisHilton.exe attachments

  42. Option 3... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree with your option 3. The next generation will not be smarter. This is a common misnomer that just because someone has access to higher tech that means they must be intelligent. Technology makes people stupider but makes them think they are smarter.

    Take cars as an example. Cars used to be complicated to drive and I believe people used to be better drivers. Now a car is a box with a go pedal and a stop pedal. People don't need to think about the mechanics of driving so they are less likely to be thinking AT ALL whilst they are driving.

    1. Re:Option 3... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Technology makes people stupider"

      point made

  43. What The Internet Isn't: by MichaelGCD · · Score: 4, Funny

    the internet isn't fun now that goatse's gone...

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    1. Re:What The Internet Isn't: by xot · · Score: 1

      damn i did'nt know that.that was one link i loved sending everyone or their internet experience would be incomplete. :-(

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    2. Re:What The Internet Isn't: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know that it now resides at goat.cx

      I'm serious, try it

    3. Re:What The Internet Isn't: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the regular page is offline to inconvenience a spammer who included the pic in their email.

    4. Re:What The Internet Isn't: by belloc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the internet isn't fun now that goatse's gone...

      The latest twist in goatse trolling: telling people it's gone so they'll go see if it really is.

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    5. Re:What The Internet Isn't: by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      It is gone. If you don't believe me open it in lynx or telnet, neither of which display the image.

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    6. Re:What The Internet Isn't: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least we still have Tubgirl.

    7. Re:What The Internet Isn't: by Bielenberg · · Score: 1
      • It is gone.


      Well thank goodness for TubGirl.com then!
    8. Re:What The Internet Isn't: by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      I miss goatse guy too. Thanks god we still have Oralse.cx

  44. Missed the big point by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    It's kind of interesting that the "The Real Nutshell" didn't even mention military.

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  45. Obligatory by gid13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, they have the internet on computers now?

    Also look at this:
    http://www.xs4all.nl/~neteagle/oops/downloa dnow.ht ml

    I sent that link to a friend and she thought something was actually downloading. Just perfect.

    1. Re:Obligatory by Aero+Leviathan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Clickable: http://www.xs4all.nl/~neteagle/oops/downloadnow.ht ml

      Also, be sure to check out www.turnofftheinternet.com (turn your popup blocker off.. works best in IE6.. remember your Alt+Tab and Ctrl+Alt+Del.. it's nothing you can't get out of, don't worry). Funny trick to set up in a computer lab, for instance...

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    2. Re:Obligatory by MulluskO · · Score: 1

      Why can't IE be sensible and support Ctrl+Q or a command to close all open browser windows like Mozilla and others?

      Pop-up blocker or not, just being able to quit is a feature, forget all that Ctrl+Alt+Del nonsense.

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    3. Re:Obligatory by mvdw · · Score: 1

      Alt-F4 is your friend.

    4. Re:Obligatory by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, that GIF shows the amount of data that's on Kazaa at any given moment, not the size of the Internet.

      The Internet encompasses infinity (especially in the number of pornographic files). How can we describe it, then? I quote Adams:

      "Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that infact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real 'wow, that's big,' time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here."

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    5. Re:Obligatory by ho1ywind · · Score: 1

      Hey, at least she was able to patch together the "ht" and "ml" in the link you posted ;)

    6. Re:Obligatory by MntlChaos · · Score: 1

      Also, be sure to check out www.turnofftheinternet.com (turn your popup blocker off.. works best in IE6.. remember your Alt+Tab and Ctrl+Alt+Del.. it's nothing you can't get out of, don't worry). Funny trick to set up in a computer lab, for instance...

      Okay. I'm on a wireless connection that has a tendency to occasionally (once an hour or so) lose and regain the connection. As soon as I clicked the link, my connection to the AP died for a second. It kinda freaked me out :-)

    7. Re:Obligatory by MulluskO · · Score: 1

      That closes one window last time I checked.

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    8. Re:Obligatory by Aero+Leviathan · · Score: 0

      Oh, I forgot to mention.. check out the whois info for turnofftheinternet.com..

      Justin Frankel
      123 Invalid Operation Ave
      San Francisco, CA 94133 US

      That crazy Justin Frankel.. isn't he something else ^_^

      Of course, it's a fake address, so maybe it's not him after all, but.. I wouldn't put it past him.

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    9. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one window. Obtw: why can't Mozilla be like all other applications in the world, and NOT make the "Quit" function mean "Close all windows opened by this process" rather than "Close this top level window"? I know that's technically what quit means, but users don't care whether a new window is a new process or not (especially when almost no other application expects the users to know this).

      Even to a programmer, it's impossible to tell from the visual presentation that Mozilla didn't fork to create the new window.

    10. Re:Obligatory by Orion442 · · Score: 0

      Man, how fucking lazy can you get???

    11. Re:Obligatory by erasmus_ · · Score: 1

      Well, in XP, where it groups the windows together on the task bar, you can right-click the taskbar and select "Close Group". That would be equivalent to what you would like even if there is no browser command for it. I personally like that the browser windows are not all tied together, because if one of them crashes (yes, software programs do crash sometimes, MS or otherwise), it doesn't take down other instances of IE.

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    12. Re:Obligatory by superflippy · · Score: 1

      This is off-topic, but relevant to your post. I've noticed on another site that uses Slashcode (see sig), when people copy and paste URLs from the address window of their browser and then post them, the URLs often end up with a space inserted at a random place. I'd like to tell people how to avoid this, but can't figure out what causes it.

      Would you mind telling me, in the interest of science, what steps you followed to get that URL from your address window into your post?

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    13. Re:Obligatory by Lacutis · · Score: 1

      You can force XP to not group like programs by downloading the Power tools for XP.

      As far as IE taking all other instances with it when it crashes, it only does this because you "open in new windows" and click File|New Window when you are using IE. If you run another copy of it instead (By double clicking the desktop icon, or single clicking the quick start icon), then when IE crashes it will only take it's Sibling/Parent/Child instances with it instead of everything.

    14. Re:Obligatory by erasmus_ · · Score: 1

      Thanks for not telling me a single thing I don't already know. Did you read the post that I was answering, which asked how to close all IE windows together quickly? How would not forcing XP to group the windows help this answer?

      Also, in rereading my post, I don't see any evidence of me lacking the understanding, or asking for the clarification of IE's single vs multi-instance behavior. Anyway, that's enough time wasted on this thread.

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    15. Re:Obligatory by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 1

      If I am able to understand your double-speak, then I think that CTRL-W is your friend.

    16. Re:Obligatory by Lacutis · · Score: 1

      My mistake, I read:
      "I personally like that the browser windows are not all tied together, because if one of them crashes (yes, software programs do crash sometimes, MS or otherwise), it doesn't take down other instances of IE."

      As "I personally don't like that the browser windows are all tied together"

      However the information about IE is relevant, however IE taking other instances of itself out when it crashes has absolutely nothing to do with the program grouping on the task bar.

    17. Re:Obligatory by mvdw · · Score: 1

      That's true, unless IE has hung, in which case it will close all the open IE windows. And Windows Explorer, too. Go figure.

    18. Re:Obligatory by gid13 · · Score: 1

      Posted using plain old text. Copied and pasted the link. I'm pretty sure that if you actually construct the html link it works fine. I, however, have been too lazy to learn.

    19. Re:Obligatory by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
      Why can't IE be sensible and support Ctrl+Q
      ARGH!
      I hate that "feature" of Mozilla!
      On a QWERTY keyboard, ^Q is right next to ^W, which I use all of the time to close tabs in Mozilla.
      Just a little slip, and WHAM!, there go my other 40-50 tabs.
      I tried turning the warning on closing multiple tabs, but that pops up when clicking the X icon or using Alt+F4, which is highly annoying.
      Is there any way to disable (or warn on) just ^Q, and leave Alt+F4 and the X icon alone?
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      Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
  46. Open Spectrum? by mosb1000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article:

    The federal agency responsible for allocating spectrum might notice that the value of open spectrum is the same as the true value of the Internet.

    I hope to god he isn't refering to the electro-magnetic spectrum.

    "Yeah, we used to brodcast on 109.5 FM, but then viacom put in a transmitter with twice the power of our station."

    1. Re:Open Spectrum? by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the electro-magnetic spectrum.

      Speculative as it is, the concept of open spectrum isn't the total anarchy that you suggest. The general idea is that technological improvements may enable less strict regulation of spectrum.

    2. Re:Open Spectrum? by hcetSJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, what he doesn't seem to understand is that, unlike the bits on the internet, radio signals have power and cause interference. Where would the internet be if one website could be "louder" than another and drown it out?

      The rest of the article was great, though. Good enough that I actually finished it before replying.

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  47. Hey man! Wanna buy my IPO? by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Please, god, no. No more Cliff Stolls-ish people telling us how cool stuff is. No more libertarians checking the stock market every three minutes. Not another jack-ass with a Plan!! Please

    What is this, 1997?

    Just shut up. The internet is a screwdriver.
    Turn shit.

  48. World of Ends by neko9 · · Score: 1

    ...if we can just remember one simple fact: the Net is a world of ends. You're at one end, and everybody and everything else are at the other ends.

    sorry don't now about others but i have another end right here on this very chair :-)

  49. Inter net by starm_ · · Score: 1

    "The Internet is a way for all the things that call themselves networks to coexist and work together. It's an inter-network. Literally. What makes the Net inter is the fact that it's just a protocol -- the Internet Protocol, to be exact. A protocol is an agreement about how things work together."

    I was told in school internet meant INTERnational NETwork.
    can someone clarify?

    1. Re:Inter net by NixLuver · · Score: 1

      LOL - It's not, although it is now international. It's actualy an 'inter network' or a network connecting networks, as is explained in the article.

    2. Re:Inter net by robo45h · · Score: 1

      I was told in school internet meant INTERnational NETwork. can someone clarify? Yeah. Your school teacher is wrong. So's most of the article.

    3. Re:Inter net by bckrispi · · Score: 1
      I was told in school internet meant INTERnational NETwork.

      If I were you, I'd find that instructor and ask for your money back. I can see some clueless MBA teaching an "Intro to Business Computing" making such a foolish statement. Do you mind telling what class this was, and for what degree??

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    4. Re:Inter net by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      Googlefight thinks it's "international network." But I disagree. The project was always viewed as an experiment in getting networks to talk to each other (one network, another network, connect them and you have "inter"networking).

    5. Re:Inter net by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      It's short for Internetworking.
      Imagine your interstate highways, a given interstate highway connects at least 2 states.
      Internetworking connects at least 2 networks.

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  50. jobs by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Another thing you guys have to realize is, that the internet is also a destroyer of many domestic jobs.

    It destroys domestic jobs because it makes communication with foreigners easy. Think of how many tech support jobs and programming jobs are moving offshore, partially because the internet has made it efficient to do so.

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    1. Re:jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another thing you guys have to realize is, that the internet is also a destroyer of many domestic jobs.

      It doesn't destroy them, it merely reallocates them to those who are more in need of them...

    2. Re:jobs by ArmpitMan · · Score: 1

      And, as we all know, the only people who should be allowed to have programming jobs are Americans!

    3. Re:jobs by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Think of all the buggy and whip makers the automobile put out of work. I know this is a very tired old example, but its obvious some people need to hear it again. The parent poster obviously doesn't understand the meaning of the word PROGRESS.

    4. Re:jobs by Hatta · · Score: 1

      And you think of how many tech jobs the internet has created.

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    5. Re:jobs by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

      No, I think you need to learn "English". Where did I ever say it was a bad thing? Efficiency creates wealth. I only noted that it has been a destroyer of many domestic jobs.

      You need to retake basic English my friend...

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  51. so, in other words.... by Stormie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I do take issue with that particular writeup, although it is true in many senses.

    Today, many so-called internet users have their access mediated by firewalls and NAT. This reduces the set of internet services available to them.

    (I'd even say, as a slight exaggeration, that their ISPs had engaged in false advertising by calling it "Internet Access")

    By the original definition of the internet, anyone with access (control of one host) could send packets to any address:port combination, and open any port to inbound connections.

    This means that everyone with internet access should be able to run an HTTP, FTP, or UT server. But many people are prevented by their ISP's routing policies.

    Firewalls and NATs supposedly "add value" to the internet by making it safer for some users. But it's not made a lot safer (worms get through even today), and it has "lowered value", because creating new applications is more difficult. For example, today there is a movement towards SOAP; XML-RPC. Unfortunately, one of the motivations to promote it is to allow arbitrary, application-specific traffic to travel over port 80. To work around firewalls which only permit HTTP, we're starting to see a legitimization of tunneling commands over HTTP.

    (I'm not saying that was the original goal of SOAP- but sneaking around firewalls is one reason that some developers are eager to try it)

    So there's an example of why "adding value to the Internet" is generally bad.

    However, there are cases where it may be good. We all know that IPv6 will be a postive (someday). Multicast extensions to the internet were developed well after it was first created, and are generally accepted as a good thing, although their deployment so far is well short of universal. Multicasting is a superset of existing internet functionality (assigning a single packet to be destined to multiple recipients).

    Multicasting may turn out to have downsides, depending on how it's implemented (and I haven't followed development closely enough to be sure what the direction is). If it creates an unfair environment, where large corporations (CBS, MTV, RIAA) can create multicast streams, but individual users cannot, then it will cement inequality and make internet use move closer to resembling traditional television viewing. I feel justified in hoping this won't happen, however.

    And QoS (quality of service) is a debatable issue, not a flat-out bad one like the article suggests. IP, the existing internet protocol (not to be confused with Intellectual Property), makes no guarantee that packets will arrive quickly or in order. It doesn't state that packets will travel at the same speed as each other. It doesn't even state that a packet which is sent will ever arrive, only that the network make a "best effort" at getting it through someday.

    Since IP makes no guarantees of transmission speed, adding an optional mechanism to request QoS efforts won't break the existing protocol definitions. Yes, it may disturb some people to consider that internet packets, which used to be fair and unbiased, may someday have preference given to them based on the sender's bank account- but look at the alternative:

    • Today, internet access is filtered by bank account- if your wealth is too low, you can't use the internet at all. Allowing some packets to be more expensive to send allows the rich to subsidize the poor, who might be able to afford some access instead of none.
    • Today, deploying applications like voice, moving video, and arcade games over the internet is difficult, because your packets have latency and jitter. That's because they are competing will all kinds of email, IM, HTTP, FTP, and NTTP protocols as they move accross the network. To make low-latency interaction work better, we can either invest a lot to make the entire internet super-fast, or invest a little to recognize which packets need high speed, and bump them ahead of the lines.
    • Someday, your ISP w
    1. Re:so, in other words.... by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 2, Informative

      For a more detailed look at these issues check out Andrew Odlyzko's work, particularly "The economics of the Internet: Utility, utilization, pricing, and Quality of Service" and "Paris Metro Pricing: The minimalist differentiated services solution".

  52. Ragging on POTS again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the Internet can provide better reliability(by design it cannot) and Quality of Service then the end of the POTS has come. Not a day sooner and anyone who thinks so does not run a mission critical delay-sensitive/bandwidth-sensitive wide area network.

  53. Not what it used to be by ScottCanto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm an 18-year old kid and 13-year computer nerd. While I have had access to the internet for only 8 of those years, I slowly become increasingly disillusioned with my inital view of the internet now.

    Granted I was young, but when I first dialed with my 14.4, I was enamored by the sensible and meaningful content that dominated the internet. It was intelligent. As the internet has trickled down to the masses, we are now plagued by commercialism, ignorance and stupid people, spam, congestion, and far too much subscription-based content. The internet, IMHO, is now another outlet for the media and people who take advantage of the anonymity. Granted there are still hundreds of sites such as this and others that still offer that of value, but they are easily overwhelmed by the other garbage that's out there now. I used to come home from school every day and dial up. Now, with a few exceptions, I sit down and use the internet only when I have to, because it's just not worth it.

    1. Re:Not what it used to be by tfoss · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Oh come on, one of advantages of the net is that you are able to pick and choose where to go and what to do. It is perhaps the most interactive medium available, one in which you *can* ignore the crap if you want. I seriously doubt very much of the good content that you pine for is unavailable. The dilution effect certainly has had an effect, but that does not mean you can't still use the good stuff out there.

      You are far too young for the 'things used to be so much better when i was young' shtick. Yes the net is used for commercial endeavors, and for anonymous child porn trading, but it is also the greatest information resource in the history of the world. With google and little bit of creative searching, you can get by with a minimum of chaff in your wheat.

      -Ted

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    2. Re:Not what it used to be by segmond · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The internet is more informative than it was in say 93,94,95, it is more informative than it has ever been. The problem is that the junk/noise has grown even much more faster than the useful data, the trick then becomes to learn how to find useful data. A lot of my friends have problems finding things with search engines, yet one or two tries and I will usually find what they want by carefully construction my queries. When I started using the net in 93-94. Text filez were the information then, to find a say 10 page text file on a technical subject was a God send, today, I can find complete books, we have come a long way.

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    3. Re:Not what it used to be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you just grew up a bit?

    4. Re:Not what it used to be by Nagash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Granted I was young...

      You claim to be 18. You are not old, although you do opine like an elderly pessimist. ...I was enamored by the sensible and meaningful content that dominated the internet. It was intelligent. As the internet has trickled down to the masses, we are now plagued by commercialism, ignorance and stupid people, spam, congestion, and far too much subscription-based content.

      This is the natural tendency when much larger crowd of people flock to something. This is how things evolve. It's like your favourite bar (or for you, restaurant): when you first "discover" it, it's usually subdued and quaint. You tell a few people about this great place and suddenly, more people show up. It's not so quaint anymore, but the drinks/food/service is still good and it keeps people coming back. More and more people are enjoying it and are grateful you told them, but their reasons for liking it are not the same as yours. For you, the place has lost its initial appeal, so you frequent less often. Then you get resentful for other people taking away your place. (If it's a fad, then you can eventually go back.) Once you realize this is the way of the world, it's easier to accept and move on. If you don't like it, you start your own little, subdued, quaint place.

      Frankly, I doubt your attitude is either helpful or correct. While there is a plethora of crap on the Internet, there is still a lot of value. I've been using it for 8 years as well, and I use it more now than I did then. Honestly, you can take your dark cloud and so sulk in the corner. I'm going to revel in the exploration of the endpoints of the Internet.

    5. Re:Not what it used to be by samael · · Score: 1

      Maybe the talk was intelligent to a 10 year old?

      I've been on since 1991 and there's just as much intelligent talk around as there ever was. And it's just as hard to find as it ever was.

    6. Re:Not what it used to be by kabocox · · Score: 1

      When I started using the net in 93-94. Text filez were the information then, to find a say 10 page text file on a technical subject was a God send, today, I can find complete books, we have come a long way.

      Yes, but you have to buy those books now. Those 10 page tech. docs. were useful and free. Searching on the internet now is difficult. Small usefull content is just a grain of sand in all the "Learn X in 21 Time Units", "X Bible", "Everything you need to know about X", "X for Dummies", or "5 vol. X Reference"

      At one point in time, we could get alot of that information for free through several scattered sources. Now, I can find out were the info is at. But I have to buy a 3-4 $50 Books to make use of it. I'd say it was a step back not a step forward.

    7. Re:Not what it used to be by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      I bet you used to go to kindergarden barefooted in the snow, five miles, uphill both ways.
      Chill out. There's a lot of good content out there, and not all commercial content is bad. I can tell you, amazon, BN, ebay and egghead have been a godsend to me.

  54. Internet = porn ??? by xot · · Score: 2, Funny

    I still have loser friends that still think the Internet is one BIG porn movie.Their sole purpose of logging on is to get porn.I bet there are a whole lot of these guys out there.

    --
    Lord of the Binges.
    1. Re:Internet = porn ??? by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are you alluding to? The internet has MORE than just porn? DUH. There's also the whole world of softcore and bathing suit pinups.

    2. Re:Internet = porn ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, that 'loser friend' must be you...

      loser

      Now if you said the Internet was a HUGE porn movie, I would have believed you.

    3. Re:Internet = porn ??? by rixstep · · Score: 1

      Not to worry: most of them are not in the gene pool.

  55. Internet for Dummies by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 2, Funny

    I remember reading one of the Internet for Dummies a long long time ago. Anyway, the last point under "What the Internet Isn't" was
    "The Internet is not a breakfast cereal. Yet."

  56. IMHO by mog007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The internet isn't a lot of things, so I purpose that we improve it.

    Let's make a website where people can gather together, and quote (or misquote) various famous television shows. Such as The Simpsons, or South Park.

    We can also allow a certain sense of humor, and we'll offer news along with the humor. Everything will center around a penguin that has more power than the richest person on the planet.

    What? Slashdot.org, huh? Well, I for one welcome our new slashdot overlords.

    1. Re:IMHO by rixstep · · Score: 1

      We can also allow a certain sense of humor

      Uh, careful there. Let's not overdo it. Frivolity can be treacherous.

  57. Much Ado about Nothing by NixLuver · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Lots of cantankerous responses to the article, claiming variously that it's wrong, wishful thinking, whatever...

    The problem with the Internet as an advertising medium is that it works backwards from the mass media. We're used to having ads thrown in our face, and that's the only paradigm that MegaCorps are capable of dealing with right now. Fortunately, there are many tech savvy thinking individuals who are more than happy to build ad blocking infrastructures that render bulk advertising moot.

    Right now an internet presence is not necessarily a profit center, but a lack of one can certainly cost you money - more and more middle class (and up) people are turning to the internet first for information about what product they will buy or service they will use.

    In the end, the internet presents the nightmare of true value comparison; the advertising that it's ideal for is comparison research; backwards from the current model which resembles a firehose, this becomes "on demand" advertising.

    I research nearly every major purchase on the internet prior to spending money. It has saved me a lot of money, in the long run; whatever product I am considering, I can usually find posts somewhere on the web from someone who has one, and is either really happy, or really unhappy about that fact.

    Someone mentioned QOS and bandwidth hogs vs backbone bandwidth - network bandwidth will increase until there are essentially no bottlenecks. It's a fact. Eventually, our network connection will exceed our local bus speed now. QOS is a stopgap measure to shoehorn technologies onto the 'Net before it's grown to accomodate them.

    1. Re:Much Ado about Nothing by eglamkowski · · Score: 1

      In the end, the internet presents the nightmare of true value comparison;

      If I'm shopping for a product for which I don't already have a vendor preference, I won't even think of buying from a vendor who lists products on their webpage, but NOT THE PRICES!

      What's the bloody point? It isn't that you have the product that's important, it's how much are you selling it for that I care about! If your company won't list prices, there are plenty of others that will, and one of them will get my business instead of you. I don't have the time or the interest to call up your sales department, wait on hold for half an hour, then spend half a day talking to clueless sales weasels.

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  58. Netbabble, a waste product of pseudoexperts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am really tired of self-described pundits, including these two blowhards, telling me what the internet is or isn't. Who are Searls and Weinberger? A PR hack and a marketing consultant. Are these the kind of people who are going to define our future? I don't think so.

  59. Just to let you know... by 1arkhaine · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...You should probably update your sig, because the URL is actually the-lung.co.uk

  60. Full swing. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    The process has not only started, but is in full swing. What percentage of major sites have you been to lately that haven't used either pop-ups, flash, moving pictures, etc. to catch your eye. Good advertising banners and methods exist, but are having trouble competing.

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    1. Re:Full swing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What percentage of major sites have you been to lately that haven't used either pop-ups, flash, moving pictures, etc. to catch your eye. 100%. Or maybe they use them, but I just don't see them. I don't allow popups unless I click on the link. None of the sites I visit use flash, but some of them use "click here to get the plugin", whatever that might be. Animated pics? Newp, let em run once through the cycle, then shut em down. I do see the rare ad, but adding the server to the block list quickly takes care of that. Want to see foo.bar.com but not their ads? Block foo.bar.com/adx instead. I'm running atguard on a win98 box and it suits me just fine for web surfing. If tools like this aren't available for linux or XP or BSD or whatever, I really don't understand why. On rare occasion I hear about a flash site that I should see. I install flash, look at the site and then uninstall. I suppose I should be less lazy and configure Mozilla to run flash only when I want, but it works just fine for me.

  61. Hm, and they aren't innocent by zsau · · Score: 1

    When it comes to the Net, a lot of us suffer from Repetitive Mistake Syndrome.

    One symptom of which is surely underlining things which aren't links...

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  62. Example by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    What's the difference between international and interstate. One is between nations and the other is between states. The confusion here probably started because people think the internet and world wide web are the same thing.

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  63. One year old by KeelSpawn · · Score: 1

    Uh...perhaps you guys haven't realized that this same article was on Slashdot about a year ago?

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/03/07/1532 23 3

    What was the editor thinking...

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    1. Re:One year old by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      Now there you go again..........assuming the editors are thinking when they post stuff ;)

  64. Who ever heard of the Internet?(anyway) by shubert1966 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "The federal agency responsible for allocating spectrum might notice that the value of open spectrum is the same as the true value of the Internet."

    Sounds like some damn rant. The bloody FCC never did nothing right. Their cahooting diffusion with ICANN and the registrars, and phone companies . . . Then the audio/video hogs woke up and attacked . . . Soon a bunch of outta-loops was doing File->Save As->Web site. Heck I got some shovels to sell any prospector foolish enough to philosophize about protocol awareness.

    It's really all about the breaks. The break between content provider and audience. The wireless and wired networks. When the right people or products coalesce - will it be a monopoly? Open-Source wireless networks deployedtoday are the only way to ensure bandwidth for open-minded transmissions later. As TimeWarner if the offer Movies, VoIP and Broadband in uncompetitive markets . . . Who can stop them? Congress? Ha! Al Gore they ain't and that fool backed Howard Dean!

    I did not get much from the article at all - and think it was an esoteric sailing trip. But I too wrote a rant, so there was some stimulus. Like the style of Kurt Vonnegut my satire aims to ape:
    " The encapsulation format and rendering of data and metadata of the sources and possible Endings of user input. Various handshakes and transfers as made available through the GUI. Not a sophmoric semaphore, but a protocol delivered by competition, at first empiracly academic, and now in the hands of any SK who wants to do something today."
    And a little child shalll lead them.
    [Context] x [Subject] x [Amplitude] x [Frequency] x [Time]
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  65. Dupe+1 by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Funny
    If a dupe is two, then this is tripe:

    World of Ends Public Draft
    Posted by Hemos on Saturday March 08, 2003@09:39PM
    from the and-i-feel-fine dept.
    Doc Searls sent me the link over to the newest work that he and fellow Cluetrain person David Weinberger haveput together. It's called "World of Ends" although I like the subtitle "What the Internet Is and How to Stop Mistaking It for Something Else" better - but that's just me. In any case, some interesting reading, particular if you like/d The Cluetrain Manifesto. Update: 03/08 14:42 GMT by CN: Yeah, this is a dupe of yesterday's story. Everyone point at Hemos and laugh.

    World of Ends
    Posted by michael on Saturday March 08, 2003 @01:41AM
    from the it-starts-with-an-earthquake,-birds-and-snakes dept.
    epeus writes "At World of Ends, Doc Searls and David Weinberger explain the End-to-End nature of the internet in terms so clear even your manager could understand them. 'The Internet isn't complicated. The Internet isn't a thing. It's an agreement. The Internet is stupid. Adding value to the Internet lowers its value.' and so forth."

    Maybe the date on the linked article "Last update: 4.28.03" might have been a clue that this wasn't hot news.

  66. Spectrum is finite, internet is infinite by erice · · Score: 1

    Internet capacity is unbounded. When usuage increases, there is insentive (economic and otherwise) to buy larger pipes. The more people use the Internet, the bigger it gets. It actually gets more useful since those bigger pipes generally improve the performance of all applications.

    RF spectrum is finite. The more people use it, the more congested it gets and the less useful it becomes. No one can buy more capacity. At best, they can apply more sophisticated technology to make better use of what they have.

    1. Re:Spectrum is finite, internet is infinite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, I didn't realize there was a maximum frequency... Maybe if time is truly discrete like loop quantum gravity suggests, but that's hardly proven

    2. Re:Spectrum is finite, internet is infinite by Guy+Harris · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hmmm, I didn't realize there was a maximum frequency

      He said "RF spectrum". Radio frequencies don't go up to infinity (well, I don't have a radio that goes up to gamma rays, at least).

  67. Time Magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Internet, of course, is more than just a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs.
    - Time Magazine, 3 July 1995, In Technology/Internet

  68. More like: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Homer: The Internet?! Is that thing still around?

    1. Re:More like: by frink_exp · · Score: 1
      Homer: The internet? Is that thing still around?

      Bart: I know a web site that shows monkeys doing it.

      Lisa: Bart, the internet is more than a global pornography network it's...

      Homer: (already in the car, honking the horn) Come on, Lisa - monkeys!

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  69. Are you online? by seangw · · Score: 0, Redundant

    When my friends ask me if I'm "online", I love to respond "Yes".

    They then ask why it doesn't I'm on, I explain that online ISN'T JUST AOL.

    Most likely a blank stare ensues.

    1. Re:Are you online? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They then ask why it doesn't I'm on, I explain that online ISN'T JUST AOL."

      Do they then ask what drugs you're on?

  70. You are correct, sir! by AoT · · Score: 1

    A-Fucking-Men!

    Now we just have to work on getting rid of politicians and the Nation-State.

  71. Slashdot Quality by Azureash · · Score: 0
    The internet is an internet-work
    Obviously a great deal of research and thought went into this piece.
    I haven't seen writing of this quality since Jon Katz penned his last dissertation on globalization.

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  72. Dupe.... by Sepper · · Score: 1

    We get our dupes with 11 months lag now.... Great... I knew I had this impression of Deja Vu.

    Ha, well... it's still a great article. Might as well read it again...

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  73. The very last page... by ElliotLee · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:The very last page... by kawaichan · · Score: 1

      Wait just one second!

      I thought THIS is the last page of the internet

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  74. So it's Air? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so the internet is to the virual world what air is to the real world, or maybe water.
    That transperant thing we know is there by it's effect, but the effect itself is not the thing.
    like a wave is energy in water, the wave can travel miles, but the water involved only just moves up a bit then down agian.

  75. The Internet Can Be Censored by mckelveyf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd liked his points especially the three virtues one. I think that internet is really important because its been the only mass technology that has allowed for such seamless participation on all fronts. Its allows for mutually-empowering users.

    But what I don't think is correct is in article is the statement that Internet is free from censorship. It quotes John Gilmore, "The Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it." True, it's free from censorship for us, in the developing world, because everday people have access. They are the dominate users and we are actively making sure that it remains free.

    However, if you look at a place like China, things differ. Western companies and the Chinese government are doing everything in the power to stop anything unwanted from appearing on the Internet. Basically they are building the Internet to be controlled and frankly, I think it is working.

    I still believe the net can be a great tool that can beyond censorship. But I don't think it is that way by default.

    fenn

  76. THIS IS FUNNY?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stupid nerds

  77. obligatory jay and silent bob strike back quote by what+the+dumple+is · · Score: 1

    "What the fuck is the internet?"

  78. Because... by sheapshearer · · Score: 0

    Microsoft would rather see you reboot than exit all instances of one of their products! Look at MS Office for another example... After all, which is easier? CTRL-Q or that big shiny RESET button?

    1. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?

  79. "Owner of the Internet" by laserone · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was talking to a lady once who told me that "the owner of the internet is in town". Turns out she meant Stephen Case, CEO? of AOL. It blew my mind that anyone could think that one guy owns the entire internet.

    1. Re:"Owner of the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coincidentally, there is a CS professor at the university I went to by that name.

  80. Just more Searls bullshit by sakusha · · Score: 0, Troll

    What a load of crap. Let's take it down one by one.

    1. The Internet isn't complicated

    The Internet is the most complicated structure ever designed. It encompasses millions of devices, many of them running completely different hardware and code, each device may contain millions of lines of code.

    2. The Internet isn't a thing. It's an agreement.

    The Internet is just a bunch of hardware networks connected together. The Internet isn't TCP/IP, DNS, etc, they're just the protocols that strings it together.

    3. The Internet is stupid.

    No, Doc, YOU'RE stupid. The telco net you compare the internet to is stupid in comparison. Telco nets won't repeat dropped packets like TCP/IP. He claims "the Internet doesn't know lots of things a smart network like the phone system knows: Identities, permissions, priorities, etc." which is flat-out wrong. For example, some backbones refuse passage to other networks that don't have cooperative agreements, so yes, it DOES know about identities, permissions, etc.

    4. Adding value to the Internet lowers its value.

    No, adding value to the internet adds value. The only thing the internet provides is bandwidth. The only way to add value to the net is to add bandwidth or reduce cost. Next week my ISP is switching me from a 640/256 DSL line to a 1500/863 line, for less money even. That's added value.

    5. All the Internet's value grows on its edges.

    No, the internet has no edges. Doc is obviously one of those Flat Earth people. Sorry, but even Doc doesn't seem to know what the Internet IS. The Internet is a network. The Internet is not websites, Google, FTP sites, etc. Those are things that connect to the network.

    6. Money moves to the suburbs.

    Sorry, nobody wants to do both bandwidth and content anymore, not since the megabuck failures like AT&T @Home, who overreached themselves trying to do both.

    7. The end of the world? Nah, the world of ends.

    Again Doc confuses the network with its users. The Internet merely replaces some physical constraints (i.e. time, distance) with other constraints (cost, software barriers to entry, etc) and only within a limited range of intellectual informational abilities. Tha Intarweb can't wash my laundry or mow my lawn.

    8. The Internet's three virtues:

    A. No one owns it.

    I own part of it, the part inside my router. Big Fucking Deal. Large sections of the net are owned by large corporations. It is easy to 0wn the net, just write the right worm and you can kill it deader than if a single owner threw a master switch.

    B. Everyone can use it.

    Yeah, if they have enough money. That leaves out about 98% of "everyone" on this planet.

    C. Anyone can improve it.

    I call BULLSHIT. The Internet is a network of data carriers that can only be "improved" by engineers working through cooperative standards, and those are costly to implement, so there is a natural tendency towards the status quo. "Improving" the internet isn't done by adding new websites with kooky new ideas, that has nothing to do with the network itself.

    9. If the Internet is so simple, why have so many been so boneheaded about it?

    Gee, I don't know, maybe because of all the stupid manifestos people write, that confuse the shit out of everyone? Maybe because alleged "pundits" like Searls don't even know the difference between a network and a website?

    10. Some mistakes we can stop making already.

    Ok Doc, you go first.

    1. Re:Just more Searls bullshit by another_twilight · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For a strict definition of 'internet' you are correct. However, more common usage ignores the hardware and protocols and deals with what those are used for. For most people the internet _is_ Google, websites, P2P and the like.

      For that definition of 'internet' a lot more of those statements in the article hold true.

      The article is not pitched at the technically literate or technically literal.

      I call straw man.

    2. Re:Just more Searls bullshit by sakusha · · Score: 1

      I'd accept your argument, except that the manifesto specifically describes the internet as networking at one point, then switches to "Tha Intarweb" at others. He knows the difference, or at least, he SHOULD. You can't clarify the issue by muddling it, as Searls does.

    3. Re:Just more Searls bullshit by Shivas+Sitter · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are completely missing the point. The internet runs on and connects the smaller networks. Its value is based on the ease users can move bits back and forth. Its value is not based on how ph4+ of a p|p3 you have, or even how much you aren't paying for it. Information, as they say, wants to be free, and will eventually be free, because the people who fiddle with the backbones are the same ones that want to give the information a leg up on the businesses and the governments.

      --
      I have all the answers. You just ask the wrong questions.
    4. Re:Just more Searls bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. Your ignorance is extremely impressive :-)

      Perhaps you'd like to read the article again, and take the time to understand what it says instead of throwing your current misconceptions at every line. Think of it as a chance to learn something about network architecture from people who clearly know more about it than you.

  81. What the Internet Isn't? You gotta be kidding me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, did I just step into 1998?
    Excuse me, I have some stock to buy.

  82. Flower Power Internet strikes again... by Mulletproof · · Score: 1, Troll
    Honestly, this sounds like a list of Doc and David wish the internet wasn't. I know they haven't been around the last few years to notice that the internet is a constantly evolving entity, or the fact that organizations are constantly adapting it to suit their needs. Fact is these guys need a serious reality check, because it's damn near everything they say it's not; in no small part because it's making people money doing it. How many stories have we had here on /. about spammers making huge amounts of money because it actually is getting people rich? I mean come on--

    The web is not:

    ...like television, a way to hold eyeballs still while advertisers spray them with messages.

    In your perfect world it isn't, but it is in this one. They musta missed that banner at the top of this page. Nope, no advertising there, no sir.

    ...the Net something that telcos and cable companies should filter, control and otherwise "improve."

    ...Until they get their asses sued off by the some malcontent weenie for not controlling the content. Let's file this one under "wishful thinking".

    ...a bad thing for users to communicate between different kinds of instant messaging systems on the Net.

    ...Economics disagree with you AGAIN. Sure, it's not a bad thing for you as an end user, but then you're not the one who's absorbing the cost to develope and maintain that "free" instant messenger service are you? Nor are you the one that has to worry about where those eyeballs go when they aren't viewing the advertisements that keep that service free.

    Etc, etc... They have a point here and there, but Doc Searls and David Weinberger are living in the that hippie fantasy world where the net (and information) is free, baby, free! Maybe it shouldn't be some of what they argue, but the sad fact is it's nearly everything other people are mistaking it for.

    Gotta love those flower childern...

    --
    You need a FREE iPod Nano
  83. s/internet/WWW/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That site makes great sense so long as you apply that regex to it.

  84. I especially liked this thesis. by Kedyn's+Crow · · Score: 1

    20. Manifesto writers need to realize their readers are often laughing. At them.

    --
    "The moment "pride" is lost, "freedom" is also lost." - Ramza.
  85. first intro to the 'net by akb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was introduced to the 'net in a university, back before Netscape and popup ads. I sat around in a lab of computer geeks, we all procrastinated together and helped each other learn about how to be good netizens.

    Now the vast majority of people are introduced to the Internet they see AOL, MSN or whatever corporation has paid for placement on their start screen. They barely understand email and they can only navigate a web browser by the links laid out for them. They don't understand that the 'net can be a medium of social empowerment.

    Its frightening.

  86. more open spectrum ! by cats-paw · · Score: 1

    Right on the money about open spectrum.

    Which is more valuable to you - the citizen ? The spectrum GIVEN to corporate broadcasters, or the spectrum given to the ISM bands and therefore (with some regulation) to you ?

    If the FCC really wants to do something right for a change it will open up even more spectrum for use by us mere mortals.

    802.11b, microFM, Ham, a competitive cellular system, and more...

    Wouldn't it be great if you could hack your own RF device using whatever modulation you wanted ? What kind of cool uses would we see ? Imagine if someone clever came up with something to replace designed-by-committee bluetooth, or 802.11b for that matter.

    A lot of it can be done in the ISM bands, but more is better, especially since it is MY spectrum, not the government's.

    And there is still the burden of FCC approval. That really needs to be made less onerous.

    --
    Absolute statements are never true
    1. Re:more open spectrum ! by madpierre · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be great if you could hack your own RF device using whatever modulation you wanted ?

      So you've no objections if I use a ginormous spark gap transmitter and morse. All those in favour of the new EMP protocol say aye. :)

      --
      siggy played guitar
  87. End-to-End Arguments in System Design by Kupek · · Score: 1

    That's what popped into my head when I was reading the list - well, skimmed near the end, it started to feel like preaching and I lost my patience.

    Surprise, surprise, that paper is what they reference for "the internet is stupid."

    But I think that TCP/IP, the protocol the internet is built on, is a great counter example to end-to-end arguments. TCP/IP provides the abstraction of a virtual stream of bytes. It does this by ensuring packet integrity not at the application level (the "ends"), but along the way, inside the ends. This is in contrast to the FTP example used in the paper, which says that you'll need to do data integrity checking at the application level, so doing it along the way is redundant.

  88. That's because you're intelligent. by Thinkit4 · · Score: 1

    Intelligent people aren't as influenced by advertising.

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    -I am an elective eunuch.
  89. Sigh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The content is the only thing of importance once the medium becomes stable infrastructure which simply fades into the background."

    Please read: Content is Not King. Thank you. HAND.

  90. Dupe by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

    Whaddya know, they had the interweb on computers back in March last year too!

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/03/07/1532 23 3

  91. Full of sloppy thinking by crucini · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I am roughly in agreement with the authors with regard to how things should work. However I think they are using poorly conceived arguments to defend that view.
    The Internet doesnt know lots of things a smart network like the phone system knows: Identities, permissions, priorities, etc.

    Routers and firewalls are part of the internet, aren't they? Otherwise the comparison makes no sense. Routers can prioritize interactive traffic over ftp. Firewalls enforce one kind of permissions.
    What makes the Net inter is the fact that it's just a protocol the Internet Protocol, to be exact. A protocol is an agreement about how things work together.

    No, the internet is not synonymous with IP. If it were, then two machines connected by a crossover cable and communicating via TCP/IP would be on the internet, even though they are completely isolated from the outside world. The internet is essentially an assemblage of routers and links.
    Adding value to the Internet lowers its value. Sounds screwy, but it's true. If you optimize a network for one type of application, you de-optimize it for others. For example, if you let the network give priority to voice or video data on the grounds that they need to arrive faster, you are telling other applications that they will have to wait.

    So, some traffic has to wait. How does that lower the value of the Internet? Traffic lights make some automotive traffic wait. Does that lower the value of the road system? No, it increases the value if the correct design decisions are made.
    And as soon as you do that, you have turned the Net from something simple for everybody into something complicated for just one purpose.

    What does that mean? Let's say we go from a router with no traffic shaping to one that prioritizes VOIP packets over HTTP. Before: Sending VOIP packets is simple (but they might show up late); sending HTTP packets is simple. After: Sending VOIP packets is simple (and they show up on time); sending HTTP packets is simple. We haven't made the Net more complex from a host perspective.
    If all of the Internets value is at its edges, Internet connectivity itself wants to become a commodity. It should be allowed to do so.

    It's not looking very commoditized right now. If you're lucky, you have the choice of a local telco for DSL and a local cable company. And of course, dialup if you want. So the authors have got it backwards - what's on the internet is generally a commodity, but access to the internet is a tightly controlled and profitable bottleneck.
    We are all connected equally. Distance doesnt matter.

    We're not all connected equally. Some links have higher capacity than others. And distance does matter. Overseas connections have higher latency.
    Thats exactly why Instant Messaging has failed to achieve its potential: The leading IM systems of today AOL's AIM and ICQ and Microsoft's MSN Messenger are private territories that may run on the Net, but they are not part of the Net. When AOL and Microsoft decide they should run their IM systems using a stupid protocol that nobody owns and everybody can use, they will have improved the Net enormously. Until then, they're just being stupid, and not in the good sense.

    AOL, Microsoft and Yahoo use their proprietary messaging protocols and server centralization as strategic pinch points. That isn't stupid, however much we may dislike it. If one of the three could gain an advantage by opening up, wouldn't it do so?

    By calling these companies "stupid", the authors confuse the nebulous benefit of IM achieving its potential with the real financial benefits these companies seek.
    1. Re:Full of sloppy thinking by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      I don't know who's modded you down as 'overrated', but I think you raise some good points, which need arguing with.

      Your point about firewalls is spot on - but they work best when placed at or near the end nodes, doing egress as well as ingress filtering. That way, it is the responsibility of the end nodes to protect themselves from others, and others from themselves - the network in the middle is just a dumb resilient transport for data.

      Where I would take issue with you is on the matter of traffic shaping - given that the Internet is an assemblage of routers and links, and that the resilience is based on redundant routes, the complexity imposed by the requirements of traffic shaping would require all routers to support said shaping, and all routers to be configured similarly to support the traffic shaping, from any end-point to any other. The correct answer to VOIP is to make the protocol more resilient, not to interfere with the essentially dumb nature of the transport network.

      On IM, I am completely agmostic - it has never seemed particularly useful to me, other than as a tool for use within an organisation - outside the organisation email can be used just as easily, more securely and with greater traceability, so I don't care what AOL, Microsoft and Yahoo do, just so long as it doesn't impact on the security of whatever network I happen to be running.

      Hope someone mods you back up soon.

      --
      oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
    2. Re:Full of sloppy thinking by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      "AOL, Microsoft and Yahoo use their proprietary messaging protocols and server centralization as strategic pinch points."
      Exactly. The different protocols are for gaining marketshare. They definitely associate the IM tools with other things that are profitable for them. That is why MS installs their MSN Messenger by default in XP, and it is part and parcel with signing up for a .NET account, so you can do all this amazing stuff on the MSN website. Since this is so great, you should tell all your friends to get on this MSN Messenger network so we can suck their bloo^H^H^H^Hserve their messenging needs, too!

      If their Messaging services were all compatible, they would lose the audiences that get attracted to their revenue-generating advertising sites.

      --
      We may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode. -Capt. Mal Reynolds
  92. Wow, they "get" it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. The Sewer isn't complicated
    2. The Sewer isn't a thing. It's an agreement.
    3. The Sewer is stupid.
    4. Adding value to the Sewer lowers its value.
    5. All the Sewer's value grows on its edges.
    6. Money moves to the suburbs.
    7. The end of the world? Nah, the world of ends.
    8. The Sewer's three virtues:
    a. No one owns it
    b. Everyone can use it
    c. Anyone can improve it
    9. If the Sewer is so simple, why have so many been so boneheaded about it?
    10. Some mistakes we can stop making already

  93. Adding Lowers Value: Right, but how bout... by adamontherun · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I agree with Dave and Doc that in most cases mucking around with the physical and code layers of the internet is a Miserble idea.

    Not only technically will it likely muck things up, but in the real world, some big gorilla of a firm will find a way to take advantage for them selves, at the expense of others.

    But, as I once told my ex-crush, Never Say Never baby.

    As I picked up from MIT's Tech Review Planet Lab. Seems to me like a good idea, but not sure. Particularly after all the time's I've read Lessig pound the end-to-end point home. Here's a snippet from the Intel press release on Planet Lab. what do you think?

    SANTA CLARA, Calif, June, 24, 2003 -- Researchers from the University of California, Berkeley, HP, Intel Corporation, Princeton University, the University of Washington and more than 60 universities from around the world have joined together to form PlanetLab, a global test bed for inventing and testing prototype Internet applications and services. The researchers aim to spark a new era of innovation by using "overlay" networks to upgrade and expand the Internet's features and capabilities.

    PlanetLab may lead to new ways of protecting the Internet from viruses and worms. It could also enable new capabilities, such as persistent storage, the idea of giving the Internet a "memory." For example, 100 years from now a piece of data could still be found, even though the original computer on which it was posted no longer exists. In addition, this research could influence the future design of servers and network processors.

    Upgrading the Internet The Internet has been based on a small set of software protocols that direct routers inside the network to forward data from source to destination, while applications run on computers connected to the edges of the network. The simplicity of the software model enabled the Internet to rapidly scale into a critical global service; however, this success now makes it difficult to create and test new ways of protecting it from abuses, or from implementing innovative applications and services.

    The PlanetLab concept was born when Intel researchers gathered a group of leading network and distributed systems researchers to discuss the implications of a new, emerging class of global services and applications on the Internet. This new class of services is designed to operate as "overlay" networks, which have emerged as a way of adding new capabilities to the Internet. The concept of an overlay or "on top of" approach might be familiar from text books where additional details are added to an image by laying a transparent sheet containing new graphics on top of an existing page. An example of this is overlaying an image of human muscles on top of an illustration of bones to show how the body works.

    These overlay networks incorporate the Internet for packet forwarding, but integrate their own intelligent routers and servers on top of the Internet to enable new capabilities without affecting its performance today. These applications are decentralized, with pieces running on many machines spread across the global Internet, they can self-organize to form their own networks, and include some form of application processing inside the network (instead of at the edges), adding new intelligence and capabilities to the Internet.

    One example of an overlay network enabling a new kind of Internet application is robust video multicasting. Today, a standard Web site that receives too many requests for the same video clip can bog down or crash; however, if this site were supported by an overlay network of smart routers and globally distributed content storage sites, it could redirect requests on-the-fly, sending them across the Internet to the nearest available content site to ensure the best viewing experience while keeping the site up and running.

    Sometimes you just have to say screw it, w

  94. This is one of the best articles I've read in... by i)ave · · Score: 1

    ...quite some time. I would like to point out parts 6,7,9 which all contain elements that should be directed squarely at Verisign and their renewed push to reinstate sitefinder.

    Part 6: "There's good business in providing commodities, but every attempt to add value to the Internet itself must be resisted. To be specific: Those who provide Internet connectivity inevitably will want to provide content and services also because the connectivity itself will be too low-priced"

    Part 7: "Because the Internet is an agreement, it doesn't belong to any one person or group. Not the incumbent companies that provide the backbone. Not the ISPs that provide our connections. Not the hosting companies that rent us servers. Not the industry associations that believe their existence is threatened by what the rest of us do on the Net. Not any government, no matter how sincerely it believes that it's just trying to keep its people secure and complacent."

    Part 9: "Nobody owns it: Businesses are defined by what they own, as governments are defined by what they control." "Anybody can improve it: Business and government cherish authorized roles. It's the job of only certain people to do certain things, to make the right changes."

    Amen.

    --
    -- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
  95. Uphill both ways in 3 feet of snow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a 38 year old and a 26 year old computer addict. Heh, that's almost double you on BOTH counts... Networking (such as it was) was damned expensive when I had to dial in via long distance. It got cheaper and better with friends and I setting up a local bbs (I donated the hard drive... a whopping 20 megs!). Got cheaper and better with fidonet, but that's when I first noticed there was a bunch of crap that I had to wade thru. Bitnet was a cool find. Usenet was cooler. More crap, though. In fact, talk about wierd people on there, even in the 80's. Imagine some back-country kid's first encounter with the long-version of the purity test! Hypertexting was the next cool thing, then Gophers, then Mosaic... but suddenly it was the same wasteland we had with modems: I can surf anywhere but nobody's dishin' content. Heck, for a while porn on the web was 1 site (a pinup site called femmes femmmes, je vous aime).

    Nowadays, in moments I can pull up support docs, search 20 years of usenet postings, IM with old friends and new, check news sites all over the globe, verify the worth of some old thang on ebay, buy stuff via froogle, ebay, ubid, or amazon. And, if someone I know hits a really unsolveable question, they call me to see what I can find; I like the challenges. And then there's the 'never would have before' stuff... I got to read the screenplay to 'Kill Bill' *months* before it came out, for example.

    Kid, you remind me of a Mark Twain quote. Now, I could paraphrase it ("When I was 14, my dad was an ignorant SOB. When I was 21, I was amazed at how much he'd learned in those 7 years") or I could just google it and 10 seconds later have a more exact quote, plus the history (turns out, he might never have said it):
    http://experts.about.com/q/697/3212433.htm

    I like to say the internet is a wonderful and terrifying place. That doesn't quite have the poetry I'd like, though, or capture the richness and clutteredness. I usually say this just after I dig up something unbelieveably obscure. Frankly, it'll get wierder and more wonderful for quite a while yet, I'd guess.

    As for you, kid, maybe you're bored with the net because you're 18. There damn well should be things that are more interesting than the intarweb. Check back in whenever you need answers, though. About anything. A few more million of us will be here when you do, together with faster computers, bigger drivespaces, more software integration, etc. So we'll just be that much wierder, louder, smarter and full of BS. All at once.

    Jaded about the net? At 18? Absurd. You're not paying attention to all that's possible out there. I'll never live long enough to wear out my curiosity, even with the net to use as my study guide.

  96. What the Internet is by K-Man · · Score: 1


    Internet: noun. A worldwide network of computers connected together to lose money.

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    ---- "If we have to go on with these damned quantum jumps, then I'm sorry that I ever got involved" - Erwin Schrodinger
  97. This explains why WAP flopped by edxwelch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Excellent artical. This explains why the internet is so successful, while WAP flopped.
    The phone companies really killed WAP. Firstly, they made it too expensive - 30c to view just one WAP site (at least that's what it is here in Spain).
    Then, they restricted access to only their own internal WAP sites and a select few external pay-per-view sites. The artical says the internet is so successfull becuase it's free and unrestricted and not controlled by anyone.

  98. definite and indefinite article 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the government?

    One specific government. Which one? Depends on context.

    Its not congress or the president or even the dmv.

    It could encompass all of those things if you're discussing the United States.

    Thats "A government".

    Yes, it is a government. You could say it's an instance of the concept of "government."

    "The government" is simply an agreement between 2 people.

    No. You could say that about "government" (defining the term) or "a government" (making a statement about governments in general), but "the government" refers to one specific government.

    If you are talking about a specific government that is only an agreement between two people, then yes, that govenment, "the government" that you are discussing, could be described that way.

    For the coders out there:
    void Func1(int a);
    Func1() take an int.
    Func1(5);
    Func1() is given the int "5"

    I have no idea how this looks to a non-native speaker, but to me it's very simple grammar.

    So, "an internet" would be any network that connects between things. "The internet" would be that specific internet that you are talking about, most likely this global network of networks that well all use for porn and slashdot.

  99. Encouraging by idfubar · · Score: 1

    The progression of comments is a reflection of Slathdot and (in some sense) the internet itself: highly moderate (and immedeate) discussion when the article was posted showed the comments of the first in line: haughty four-eyed geeks laughing at the clowns in the back of the line/end of the thread, who happen to be posting the more reflective and summary elements of those who post in the middle.

    I guess we can't say that the internet is just a time-elapsed picture of a line getting longer (the article doesn't, anwyay).

    --

    Rishi Chopra
    www.rishichopra.org
    1. Re:Encouraging by idfubar · · Score: 1

      errr, 'Slashdot' that is......

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      Rishi Chopra
      www.rishichopra.org
  100. A general graph has no hierarchy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    It's basic graph theory. Any sense of hierarchy has to be imposed externally, by advertising on TV, for instance, or by word of mouth like with google in the early days.

    But that doesn't mean the hierarchy cannot be attempted. Hopefully it will be too expensive to maintain.

    I've been making this argument for at least 10 years now, but I don't think anyone has paid any attention.

  101. Scarier Still.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Now it's going wireless.

    Q: How do you control a wireless general adirectional cyclic graph?

    A; You don't.

    Good article.

  102. Take heart. Things will change. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I read the article and I was inspired to pull this out of Project Gutenburg, from Walt Whitman:

    **

    Wonderful how I celebrate you and myself!
    How my thoughts play subtly at the spectacles around!
    How the clouds pass silently overhead!

    How the earth darts on and on! and how the sun, moon, stars, dart on and
    on!
    How the water sports and sings! (Surely it is alive!)
    How the trees rise and stand up--with strong trunks--with branches and
    leaves!
    Surely there is something more in each of the trees--some living soul.

    O amazement of things! even the least particle!
    O spirituality of things!
    O strain musical, flowing through ages and continents--now reaching me and
    America!
    I take your strong chords--I intersperse them, and cheerfully pass them
    forward.

    I too carol the sun, ushered, or at noon, or, as now, setting,
    I too throb to the brain and beauty of the earth, and of all the growths of
    the earth,
    I too have felt the resistless call of myself.

    **

    The point of the article is that the nature of the internet is stronger than the desires of the greedy and stupid. No matter how much people want to impose structure, it is by nature without structure, and the nature is what will prevail.

  103. Re:More like "Boneheaded whine", if you ask me by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    (Reality check: radio or TV is also just an "aggreement". You aggree to modulate the signal in a certain way. Yet it doesn't mean you can show anything on TV. I'm sure if anyone tried showing child porn at noon on TV, they'd _very_ quickly learn that "it's just a protocol" isn't a legal defense.)

    You've missed the point of the "stupidity" of the net. If you want to stop porn of some kind, you bust the people uploading it; you don't try to filter every packet passing through the Internet, (or have a nanny box mandated on every TV -- remember the V-chip?) which is clearly futile and open to massive abuse.

  104. Re:More like "Boneheaded whine", if you ask me by R.Caley · · Score: 1
    E.g.: see how spam is exponentially increasing. Even just configuring spam filters is getting to be a full time job.

    Spam is not a problem of the internet, it is a problem of an application which uses the internet. Even draconian changes to how we all do email to deal with spam could be made without affecting the internet per-se. Eg, all email could be signed by keys given out personally by Bill Gates, the internet would not even notice, it's all just bits.

    (BTW, if configuring spam filters is a full time job, you are using the wrong kind of spam filter.)

    Someone has to make money out of offering you a service, or they won't offer it at all.

    Have you never gotten a helpful reply to a question you asked in a public forum (Usenet, mailing list etc.)? All the best such replies I have ever recieved have come from people providing that service for free (ie they are not employed even in part to answer such questions).

    At another level, I just did a run to recycle stuff. That service is provided by a not-for-profit organisation. The individuals doing the work are payed, but the organisation is not making money. In fact, from what I know of the econmomics of recycling, I presume they lose money hand over fist and get `subsidised' out of my taxes. Effectively the tax payers of Edinburgh provide that service for themselves and the non-taxpayers because they (or at least enough of them) believe it makes their lives better, not to make money.

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  105. works fine for me by NumbThumb · · Score: 1


    sidebar, boxes, headlines... all the same as ever. Tryed checking your settings?

    BTW: It would be *really* helpful to have a place to post love-it/hate-it/make-it-better stuff. Or maybe a weekly "about slashdot -- from the examining-your-navel dept." headline? How about that, Taco?

    PS: Gaaa! Kursor-Keys broken in Firebird -- again! This bug has ben around for soooooo long! so exuse any typos, this is just anoying.

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  106. just realised: maybe it's because you are an AC? by NumbThumb · · Score: 1

    try getting an account... or log in, if you have one;)

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  107. Re:More like "Boneheaded whine", if you ask me by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Porn "of some kind" was just an example. There are plenty of other things -- such as viruses, or spam, or buffer overflow exploits -- where we _do_ use packet filtering right here and now.

    You don't even have to take my word for why that's a good idea. See the billion posts right her on Slashdot that say "MS Windows is inferior because, unlike MacOS, it doesn't activate the firewall by default." Or "MS Internet Explorer is inferior because, unlike Mozilla and Opera, it doesn't block certain kinds of JavaScript functions." (The pop-ups.) Or the billion posts about bayesian spam filters.

    Basically not only Joe Average, but even the Slashdot crowd, actually _wants_ some form of filtering. The slashdot crowd may also want some _control_ over the filter, but they _are_ using several filters nevertheless. Spam filters, virus scanners, popup blockers, firewalls, you name it. We already _want_ those packets filtered.

    Basically the "it just allows bits to go from X to Y" theory is a straw man. Yes, it just allows bits to flow from X, but Y may not want those bits at all. Enter the filters, stage right.

    And I'm going to go further and say: why can't the ISP do that for me?

    No, seriously. Why must 600 _million_ people have to go through configuring their own firewall, and virus scanner, and spam filter, and popup blocker, and spyware detector, etc? Why? Why must their machines crawl under the burden of all that, and force them into even earlier upgrades?

    For Joe Average all that is _not_ fun.

    Heck, even for _me_ it isn't. If the ISPs implemented those filters at their end, _and_ gave me control over them, I'm all for it. As long as my multiplayer FPS can tell the ISP to open port ABCD when I want to host a server, but a script kiddie can't open port XYZ from the other side of the wall to exploit some buffer overflow... what's the disadvantage?

    It serves the same function as a local firewall, but without the inconvenience. So why not?

    So there goes the "adding value just lowers its value" stupidity too. It's an example where adding value, surprisingly enough, really _adds_ value for hundreds of millions of people who have better things to do with their time.

    And so on. Basically I'll stick to what I've said. The whole whine is a smoke, mirrors and straw men exercise in missing the real point. It hides behind irrelevant details like "but it's just a protocol", and then dismisses the real issues based on that.

    Well, gee. I used to think one needed a politician for that.

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  108. Re:More like "Boneheaded whine", if you ask me by Moraelin · · Score: 1
    Spam is not a problem of the internet, it is a problem of an application which uses the internet. Even draconian changes to how we all do email to deal with spam could be made without affecting the internet per-se. Eg, all email could be signed by keys given out personally by Bill Gates, the internet would not even notice, it's all just bits.

    No offense, but here you use just the kind of smoke and mirrors show that I despised in the article. He uses different meaning for the same word, and somehow draws a conclusion which doesn't fit any of those meanings.

    E.g., when he says the Internet isn't for capturing eyeballs for ads, I don't think he means the TCP/IP stack. Noone yet sent ads as pure UDP packets, with no application to wait for them. When you're talking ads, you're typically talking browsers or IM clients or such. Applications.

    E.g., when you later talk about getting answers on Usenet or message boards, you're talking about another very speciffic application, not about the TCP/IP stack.

    When he talks about censorship or about copying copyrighted bits, I don't think he means the TCP/IP protocol either. He means very speciffic applications there.

    So here's an idea: if you want to make a point, don't resort to falacies and semantic tricks. Changing the meaning of a word in the middle of the "proof" is a well known fallacy. And he does just that: changes his meaning of "Internet" from one sentence to the other, to mean anything from the TCP/IP protocol, to applications running on top of it, to content providers, to everything else.

    That's politics, not logic. And it's lame.

    Have you never gotten a helpful reply to a question you asked in a public forum (Usenet, mailing list etc.)? All the best such replies I have ever recieved have come from people providing that service for free (ie they are not employed even in part to answer such questions).

    Yes, but the NNTP server or the message board were provided by someone else. The poster of that advice doesn't pay for the bandwidth, but the forum's owner or the NNTP server owner _does_.

    A lot of those NNTP servers are paid for by ISPs. They're a form of adding value for their customers, and hopefully keeping more subscribers paying the monthly fee.

    A lot of forums are supported by advertising. Or _are_ a form of advertising: helping gain some goodwill for the company hosting them, and hopefully also get some attention to the products it's selling. (E.g., when I go to Paradox's forum to talk about Hearts of Iron, I might also notice that "hey, they're also working on something called Crusader Kings. Let's read what it's about [... some 15 minutes of reading later ...] Cool! I think I'll buy it!")

    Again, it seems to me like you're _not_ getting that much for free. It's easy to say "the internet isn't for advertising, now go away!" But if advertising and commercial interests went away, good luck in getting someone to pay for those servers.

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  109. Re:More like "Boneheaded whine", if you ask me by R.Caley · · Score: 1
    No offense, but here you use just the kind of smoke and mirrors show that I despised in the article. He uses different meaning for the same word, and somehow draws a conclusion which doesn't fit any of those meanings.

    No, there is a fundamental and important distinction. I think you are making one of the big mistakes which should have been in the article (which I agree is poor BTW). How often have you seen articles in the mainstream (and even, shamefully, the specialist) press written as if `internet' and `web' are interchangable?

    There is an issue about people asserting that the internet, not applications, needs to be modified to address various social issues. Eg putting in authentication and identification down in the fundamental levels to prevent people from doing whatever the ranter thinks is going to cause the end of civilisation as we know it. Or technalogically preventing people at the edges from providing services, in case they provide a service someone dissaproves of. (a simple-minded example of the latter is port blocking by ISPs)

    That is the contrast with the phone network the article sensibly makes before wandering off into `I have a right to steal your work'. The phone network is contructed in such a way that the operator of the network makes the decisions. You can try and set up a movie review by phone service, but the phone company will only let you have N simultaneous calls down your connection, so they have ultimate control. You can't decide `I think I'll double the number of calls I can take in parallel by reducing the audio quality'.

    E.g., when you later talk about getting answers on Usenet or message boards, you're talking about another very speciffic application, not about the TCP/IP stack.

    Yes, but then I was addressing a different point, the economic one, not the internet related one....

    A lot of those NNTP servers are paid for by ISPs. They're a form of adding value for their customers, and hopefully keeping more subscribers paying the monthly fee.

    That one service is provided as a means to getting money from the user does not imply that all services are provided for that reason. I wasn't talking about the infrastructure used to provide the answers, I was talking about the service provided by the person who actually posts the answer. Again you are confusing infrastructure with a service using the infrastructure. Are you a journalist? :-)

    Another example, if you get depressed at the anouncement of yet another huge Windows security hole, and decide to call the Samaritans, the phone company is providing the network you use for money (even if they let you make this call for free as a PR move). The person you talk to at the other end is providing you with a service for non-monitary reasons.

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  110. "Street Teams" should be illegal. by Nursie · · Score: 1

    Are these "street teams" part of the new drive in advertising to advertise to people without them realising?

    I find the whole concept of a company trying affect word of mouth advertising, and grass-roots style campaigns to be distatseful. MegaCorps are basically trying to cash in on human trust. If someone appears to be offering you advixce on a product, and appears to be doing so either conversationally, or just as a favour - Oh yuh, I have one o' them, pretty cool what they can do! It plays video and matures your cheese whilst you wait! etc etc, then it is disturbing to find out afterwards that they were paid.

    Corporations using this method will only succeed in making society even more insular and untrusting of each other. This will undermine communtiesd and basic human communication. Well done to whoever came up with it. It's the ultimate way to exploit human trust and openness for profit.

    Advertising sucks M'kay?

    1. Re:"Street Teams" should be illegal. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Well, that's one way to look at it.

      The other way to look at it is that you're going to get word of mouth no matter what. By helping the superfans who are already spreading the word about your product do so more effectivly (with free shirts, stickers, posters, etc), you can use the energy that already exists to its maximum potential.

      What you're talking about -- paying people to pretend they like something to their friends -- will never work. But giving them good stuff and relying on them to spread the word DOES work.

      Great acts have been doing this for years (though it is only now becoming more structured). Fans appreciate it and so do most potential fans...after all, music isn't QUITE like a digital phone. People WANT to like your band -- they want good new music and chances are if they listen with an open mind they might like you. But there's a lot of encouragement needed to get people to this level, and a little discouragement goes a long way. I heard bad things about John Mayer well before I listened to his music, and it took his appearance on Dave Chapelle (and, er, MacWorld) to encourage me to listen. I'm not a fan, but it wasn't as bad as I'd been told.

      Advertising is essential to visibility and so long as it's obnoxious, it's really worthwhile. After all, self promotion only goes so far and there's nothing more effective than an angry mob of fans trying to get you on TRL or their local top 10 countdown.

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    2. Re:"Street Teams" should be illegal. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Hmm.

      Still not conviced. The examples I've heard of before are:

      1. movie studios giving loads of free merchandise to teenagers in exchange for being talked up in online forums that they frequent.
      This one's fairly innocuous, but still a little dodgy. IMHO

      2. Teams of people paid to go sit in starbucks, playing with gadgets, and giving people a toned down and non-obvious sales pitch when they approach and ask what they have there.
      Now this is more damaging, especially when the reporter who wrote the article I was reading stood outside and asked people coming out if they knew they were talking to a paid advertiser. Most became very angry. Which I can empathise with.

      This sort of thing will eventually destroy all trust between people. Advertisers should stick to billboards and tv. At least that way we know what's advertising and what's genuine review/advice, and we won't suspect $FRIEND of being a paid lackey when he tells us how much he likes his new nokia/toyota/Compaq.....

    3. Re:"Street Teams" should be illegal. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Then you don't understand what a street team really is. Probably because you're equating all advertising with big corporate advertising. There's a big difference.

      Let's say you're in a band. You're playing your first show in a new city where very few people know who you are. You can't rely on the promoter, because he's only worried about covering the guarantee, not drumming up interest in your band. If there are members of your street team in that city, they donate their time to put up your posters, and encourage people to go to the show. Sometimes they hand out mix cds, stickers and other promos. A good street team can mean the difference between a bombed show and a packed house.

      For example, this ska band played our local dive club. They didn't announce it, besides a small ad in the local subversive independent newspaper. I never would have known about it, except my buddy's on their street team. He downloaded pdfs of their posters, hit up the local universities, trendy streets, etc. As a result, the house was PACKED. Last time I saw them, at the same club, there were ten people and most of them just wanted to drink. Which worked out great for us, because bands are always more enthusiastic when there's a packed house.

      The key here is that my buddy loves the band and was willing to devote his time to help out. The band is empowering him with free marketting materials and paying him back with gear and exclusives.

      What you're talking about -- paying somebody to like their products, when they're really ambivalent -- is quite different, and doesn't work as well because it's an artificial manipulation of a natural process. If somebody you know says "my new Nokia phone is mad phat yo," it's quite different from a random person telling you "Hey, check out this new NOKIA PHONE, isn't it MAD PHAT, YO?" It's also nothing new...beer companies have been paying pretty girls to give out swag for as long as I can remember. It helps push the brand, I guess...but if you asked me what I thought of Molsen, I wouldn't tell you I loved it because some sorority chick pretended to laugh at my jokes.

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    4. Re:"Street Teams" should be illegal. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

      I guess the question becomes "Where is the line drawn?", but that's always the question.

  111. There's the internet (.com) and then there's .TV! by Stevyn · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing a commercial when they thought throwing .tv at the end of a web address was going to revolutionize their websites. This guy actually said about how the multimedia on their site was going to stand out and impress their users. This was just more hype to get the internet to become like cable tv. The reason people don't want this is because if they wanted 24 hour survivor and fear factor to give them a lobotomy they'd watch tv. If they want to take a break and say read something they can go on the internet.

  112. Well, then it was just awfully explained by Moraelin · · Score: 1
    _I_ know what the difference between protocol, application, infrastructure and service provider is. Seein' as I make a living writing applications which use the protocol for a service provider, and usually I get to work around some infrastructure problem. (E.g., true story, someone firewalling the application from the database.)

    My point is more like the article doesn't, and it actually _uses_ that confusion as "proof" of their conclusions. E.g, yes, the "I have a right to steal your work" that you noticed too.

    If they wanted to educate the masses about the differences between

    1. The IP protocol,

    2. The ISP,

    3. The applications using TCP/IP or UDP, and

    4. The content providers on the internet

    I'm all for that. Indeed the world would be a far better place if more people understood the distinction between those. By all means, make people write it 100 times on the blackboard before they get an ISP account, or whatever it takes to get it into their head.

    But IMHO the article is making an awful job of it. Far from dispelling that misunderstanding, it looks to me more like propagating and using the confusion.

    And even for "proving" things like "I have a right to steal your work", it's still a bad article IMHO. Those I've seen better argued in other places and forms. There is a more compelling argument to be made about how the RIAA business model is obsolete and inadequate by now. Or about how copying that music is providing free advertising for concerts. Or whatever.

    Mind you, I don't aggree with that anyway. But nevertheless it's a far better argument than "the Internet is all about sending bits from X to Y, so quit trying to stop me from sending _your_ bits to everyone."

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    1. Re:Well, then it was just awfully explained by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      _I_ know what the difference between protocol, application, infrastructure and service provider is.

      I never said you didn't, I just said that you were allowing the fact that the article wandered off into la-la land to distract you from the fact that the first part is making a valid point about the internet per-se, at the lowest level. Hence you tried to refute their claim that the internet doesn't need fixing, at that level, with an example of a problem from a quite different one (spam). That the author later made the same level slip, doesn't mean you get to do it too.:-)

      The copyright part of the article is just evidence that the writer has a monomania he has to work into every conversation. A reason to avoid them socially, but not to dismiss all that they say on other topics.

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  113. Re:Europeans by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

    Maybe we didn't invent the internet, but Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented the world wide web, so maybe thats not for you Americans.

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  114. Who are the nodes of the Internet? by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    The Internet is a network of networks. In that way it is reasonable to consider each ISP a single node of the Internet. Which makes the claim correct, there may be censorship and filtering and blocking within each node (ISP), but not between the nodes.

    Of course it makes the ISP name incorrect. They don't give you direct access to the Internet, they give you access to a local network, which itself is part of the Internet.

  115. there was a time... and will be! by mr.+spike+2 · · Score: 1

    There was a time when people constructed modems theirselves (like using tape interfaces of Apple][, and later ZX to connect to other zx or apple).

    But then 150bods were astonishing speed. It still is faster then dictating HEX over phone vocally.

    I think in future p2p will have to use illegal (modded or underground-made) modems and net interfaces to access another "Underground" layer of a network, or just access p2p (like direct phone connections in times of BBS and Maximus5 :)

    I seeUnderGround Network realisation strategy fair simple (on the basic idea and principles). By using multi layers in pacjkets and using various "reserved" fields and padding in everything around. Hard point is to create all that network layer specs. And creating them safe from getting scanned or spyed.

    actually got some concepts on that and will try to figure out where and when to publish them to oss people for trying out.

  116. Oh my GOD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I typed:
    > ping 207.46.244.188
    and waited and waited and all I got was:
    Pinging 207.46.245.92 with 32 bytes of data:

    Request timed out.
    Request timed out.
    Request timed out.
    Request timed out.
    Then I tried the same with 205.188.145.214 and 143.166.224.230

    Is my AOL broken!?! I can still get to slashdot though, so you guys must have AOL 9.0 Optimised or something.
  117. Advertising does work by David+Off · · Score: 1

    > The internet is making money for a lot of people, just not as an advertising vehicle

    it seems to be working quite well as an advertising vehicle for Google adwords/adsense users (and similar schemes). It is apparently just a question of finding the right business model

  118. Re:More like "Boneheaded whine", if you ask me by Hast · · Score: 1

    First off, I think their point was that it's futile to try to stop packages while on the internet. You have to get packages when it reaches the "ends" of the internet. Ie the users. Now you could also put it at the ISP, it would take a lot more power for them to do the work though (since they have to do it for everyone) so I doubt it would be a free service.

    Besides you are not adding anything to the internet, you are adding stuff *at your end* of the internet (which the ISP is part of naturally).

  119. The REAL Problem by rixstep · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real problem with the Internet is that there are too many articles about the problem with the Internet.

  120. R E P O S T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is a repost.

    http://slashdot.org/articles/03/03/07/1532233.sh tm l?tid=95

    get a real job.

  121. The Cluetrain Manifesto? by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 1

    Isn't that the book I saw on the remainder table at Books for a Buck, alongside "Dow 36000" and "Become an E-Commerce Millionaire in 24 Hours"?

  122. +5, Ironic by DoNotTauntHappyFunBa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its poor grammar.

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  123. Best quote in that article... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 0

    "Internet radio, a promising new industry that threatened to give listeners choices far exceeding anything on the increasingly variety-less (and technologically stone-age) AM and FM bands, was shot in its cradle. Guns, ammo and the occasional "Yee-Haw!" were provided by the recording industry and the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, which embodies all the fears felt by Hollywood's alpha dinosaurs when they lobbied the Act through Congress in 1998."

    One day we'll have internet radio, bloated with blinking ads and bullshit (tragically enough)

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  124. Banner ads & tabbed browsing by superflippy · · Score: 1

    I've clicked on more banner ads since switching to tabbed browsing because if I see something that interests me I can ctrl/cmd-click or right-click & open it in a new tab without interrupting what I'm doing at the moment and read the ad-referenced page later.

    However, there are a lot of Flash banner ads out there these days. When I right-click on those, all I get are options to control the Flash movie. If I ctrl/cmd-click I get the ad page in the same window, which completely disrupts what I'm doing. So anyone advertising with Flash just gets ignored.

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    1. Re:Banner ads & tabbed browsing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why it's handy to have a middle mouse button for opening links in a new tab.

  125. That is a crazy article. by Frobozz0 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but the authors live in a world where idealistic people can out-scream lawmakers and poiliticians. Give up now, foolish mortals!

    Honestly, if these guys stopped ranting, and thereby making their arguments sound like reactionary babble, they might have more sway. I happen to agree with most of when they're saying, but their delivery isn't going to win over any converts.

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  126. Re:More like "Boneheaded whine", if you ask me by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Even in that case, I'm not sure what their point is.

    I don't think that most of the censorship proposes to stop it at the IP packets level. Noone's really proposing to shoot down the copyrighted packets in flight in the first place.

    Even the most stupid DRM ideas I've seen (like enforcing the DRM in the hard drive's firmware) tend to leave the TCP/IP stack alone. They're pretty much _based_ on the idea that once on the Internet those files _will_ get to you, or from you. So they try to limit what you can do with them after that.

    What they _might_ want from the internet protocol is some accountability. Like being able to find out who did what. But that happens at one end too.

    Other proposed changes, such as the recurring ideas to change the SMTP protocol to deterr spammers, are also (A) at one or both ends, not in the middle, and (B) about a completely other protocol, not at the TCP/IP stack level.

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  127. It's not a bug, it's a feature. by Gendou · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A couple years back, the trolls discovered that you could widen the page by posting long strings of characters with no spaces. Widening the page by posting a comment like that would make the entire Slashdot story basically unreadable for those without the patience to continuously scroll right and then left again for each line.

    Malda implemented a new feature that prevented any strings longer than 50 characters from being posted by inserting a space after the 50th character. The trolls found various ways to get around this and widen the page anyway (some of which only widened Internet Explorer), but over time they've all been disabled in various ways.

    Your best bet is to simply make a href link instead of trying to paste the link into the message text. Either that, or shorten the link. The link in the post you replied to would have been space-free if the http:// were stripped off.

    1. Re:It's not a bug, it's a feature. by superflippy · · Score: 1

      Thanks! That was very Informative.

      I can't think of a good workaround for non-HTML folk though. I guess for now we'll stick with person A posting the URL and person B replying to that post with the URL turned into a link.

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  128. XP Internet Ready! by essreenim · · Score: 1

    I once had the misfortune of working in tech support,

    One of my workmates told me how he hada customer on the line that thought a box shipped as "internet ready" did not need modem/fiber/wifi connections. It was just magically internet ready.

    Still though, it makes sense that M$ would put that on the box - dumba$$$

  129. Re:This is one of the best articles I've read in.. by starling · · Score: 1

    You missed the most appropriate one :

    Part 8c: Anyone can make the Internet a better place to live, work and raise up kids. It takes a real blockhead with a will of iron to make it worse.

    Are you listening, Verisign?

  130. Content IS free (sometimes). by npsimons · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's free to me for one reason alone:
    Internet Advertising.

    False. Just because you think that everyone is greedy doesn't make it true. There are some people who are willing to give away information without bogging it down with ads. For instance, I run my own webserver with lots of documentation available for browsing. I pay for it - all of it - out of my own pocket. I have no banner ads, no corporate sponsorship, no government funding. I keep it up because it's useful to me and I like to think I'm giving back to those on the Internet who have done so much for me.
    1. Re:Content IS free (sometimes). by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to say, dude. But your site is rather crappy. Besides the bad visual "design" it took over a minute to load about 4k of text.

    2. Re:Content IS free (sometimes). by npsimons · · Score: 1

      Sorry to say, dude. But your site is rather crappy. Besides the bad visual "design" it took over a minute to load about 4k of text.

      Where are you accessing from? True, I don't have a T1 line, but it shouldn't have been that slow.


      I am willing to improve it, I just need more constructive and detailed feedback.


      Okay, I justed tested, and it took eleven (11) seconds to load from off site. That's not too bad considering it's DSL.


      The design is slashdot based (using squishdot), so I'm not sure what's bad about the visual design, but then, I've never been much of a visual designer.

  131. Re:More like "Boneheaded whine", if you ask me by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    So there goes the "adding value just lowers its value" stupidity too. It's an example where adding value, surprisingly enough, really _adds_ value for hundreds of millions of people who have better things to do with their time.

    The value added of all your examples is at the end points, exactly as in the article. You seem to realise that now, but it wasn't what you said earlier.

    Also, with your specific example of firewalling at the ISP level to save users the trouble you'd have to trust everyone on your side of the firewall: all the other customers. A lot of virus outbreaks in companies with firewalled LANs occur because someone plugged in an infected laptop.

  132. Not toys, kibble by Hjalmar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some mistakes we learn from. For example: Thinking that selling toys for pets on the Web is a great way to get rich. We're not going to do that again.

    This is clearly a reference to Pets.com, and he got it wrong. Their mistake wasn't that they were trying to sell high margin, high markup, cheap to ship toys on the Internet. Their problem was that they were trying to sell low margin, low markup, expensive to ship dog food. It's easy to make money selling cheap to ship high margin items on the Internet - look at Amazon, or (more relavently) PETsMART.com.
  133. Of Course, What "Pass The Salt" Really Means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is kinda gross

  134. Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Internet? Is that the place where people go to download porn? --- Home

  135. Freudian Slip by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    > Like when you ask: "Can you pass me the salt?" you are not actually asking if the person is able to pass you the salt, you are expressing your will the the person will pass it to you.

    Rather like the old joke about the freudian slip, where the guy meant to say "Please pass the salt", but it came out as "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life."

  136. Could you guys explain something to me? by rramir16 · · Score: 1

    I don't really get why instant messaging networks need to interoperate. It seems to me, that the incentive to offer IM decreases if someone else can talk to your users. I don't even see how revenue is actually generated from IM in the first place, other than perhaps by increasing brand name value. I guess this viewpoint in unpopular, but I would think client-server systems like IM would have to be closed systems. The only parallel I see in counterpoint, is viewing IM service as http service. If I choose to publish info at google.com, anyone can read it, regardless of ISP. However, I had to pay to register google.com, whereas my AIM screenname came free. Just a thought, I'm more than willing to be convinced otherwise.

    1. Re:Could you guys explain something to me? by LuckyStarr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Youre confusing value with revenue. Which is wrong. Value is nothing you can hold in your hands like money. The internets value araises from its possibilities. The more possibilities you have to use it, the more valuable it is. Its so simple.

      If you take IM as an example, the possibility to not communicate with people using other IM systems than you, is a loss of value... because there is something you can not do.

      If you can reverse that situation, you actually build value. See above. No talk of revenue.

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    2. Re:Could you guys explain something to me? by rramir16 · · Score: 1

      however, what's the incentive to provide these services, if no revenue is generated? Who provides instant messaging, just because it adds "value" to the internet?

    3. Re:Could you guys explain something to me? by LuckyStarr · · Score: 1

      First you have to diferentiate service and protocol. A protocol enables services. Services use resources, a protocol does not. To create a protocol which does what you want, you don't need a huge server farm or a brain the size of a planet.

      So because the obstacles to enable something you want are so low, it all boils down to purely selfish intents. Just like the spirit of the free software movement. Which nobody can deny that its real.

      Take a random person who uses IQC for example. He/She has a friend who uses AOL-IM or worse MSN. They can't IM with each other. It happens that person 1 or 2 is a programmer who understands how the internet really works. He creates his own IM System protocol (and perhaps a demo implementation) as a hobby, which isn't rocket science after all. His IM system is extensible to include all other IM systems. So then (if anyone cares to provide this service, or if there is no need for such a service because it works p2p) he can get his own personal value from it. He can communicate with his friend.

      Another alternative were that he creates a IM client that can connect to many IM services, which gives him seemingly the same value, but is not. He does not create a new protocol, he creates a new software. Only this particular software can then do what he wants.

      With a IM system, that anyone can use, because it is only a set of protocols, anyone can write a client for that. So there are even more possibilities. :-)

      Sooooooo... to get back to your question. Who provides it? If there is a open IM protocol then its up to anyone who cares, to provide this service and figure out how to generate revenue. If the protocol allows that (if its not p2p or something similar), he is fine to generate as much revenue from it as he can. How he does it is up to him.

      Jabber is a current open IM system, which also extensible to other networks. A good starting point is jabber.org. Y!, AOL, MSN etc. are closed protocols. Which means the set of communication instructions is secret. Nobody can use Y! unless he uses Y!-Messenger or figures out how it works (which is hard and not as benefiting then creating a new system).

      Jabber is even more like the internet, because you can connect small IM servers to build one large network. The messages get routed between the servers, so even the cost of providing this service is cheap. You dont need a server for 1 Mio people. You only need to host as much as you want. Anyone with a server on the net can have its very own part of the Jabber network. The gateways to the legacy IM systems like AOL and such, are still a kludge because they need to be enabled on every server. The better way were that all the IM providers would use the Jabber network.

      But as the article states, this companys don't understand the internet.

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  137. Where is God? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Substitute the word God for InterNet and you these same arguments are both profound and goofy.

  138. Re:More like "Boneheaded whine", if you ask me by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    No, if it's implemented correctly, I don't have to trust them. It doesn't take a genius to design or implement a system where I'm _not_ on the same network trunk as everyone else connected to that server.

    Even if we're connected to the same router, my packets would have to (at least logically) go out through my firewall configuration and _back_ _in_ through _your_ firewall configuration. And even if I opened port ABCD for _my_ Surreal Tournament 2003 (to use a completely made up name;) FPS server, it wouldn't also be opened for packets coming towards _your_ machine. Unless you opened it for yourself too, that is.

    The packets wouldn't have to physically exit the router and come back. The router would just need to select and apply _your_ set of rules before forwarding the message to you. Regardless of where the message comes from.

    See? It wasn't even that hard to come up with that. It's just a 5 minute thinking exercise. It's perfectly equivalent to a firewall on your local machine, and it requires no trust at all. In fact it's _based_ on _not_ trusting anyone.

    See, it just takes a bit of thinking along the lines of "_how_ can we make things better?" instead of insisting on "it's the way it is. Don't change it!!!" If having a single firewall config and a single trunk behind it is a liability, as your example aptly demonstrates, then the thing to do is change all that to something better. Just because years ago one config for everyone was all we had RAM and CPU cycles for, doesn't mean we _must_ stick for ever to that kind of a setup. We can already do _much_ better.

    Just throwing our collective in a two-hands-up-salute and complaining about clueless users, that's the wrong answer.

    As for my example being compliant with one of the points in the article, even while I'm arguing another sweeping generalization he _explicitly_ makes: see, that's just what annoys me about that article. It's all one big inconsistency, where they can't decide if they're talking about the IP protocol, network topology, applications, content providers, the other people on the net, or the physical wire.

    It's more like a standard-run-of-the-mill political speech, full of truisms, so _something_ will sound true enough to everyone. Not the same thing for everyone, though. Network admins can nod and say "he's right" about one aspect, while programmers can nod about something else, while end users can understand (or latch onto) something completely different... and nod about it too.

    That's really all that got me ticked off.

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  139. Fun? by rewt66 · · Score: 1

    I got suckered by a disguised link once. Fun isn't the way I would describe seeing that image...

  140. In simple term, short terms by Annamite · · Score: 2, Funny


    Those who would censor ideas might realize that the Internet couldn't tell a good bit from a bad bit if it bit it on its naughty bits.


    Best statement ever.

  141. Re:Obligatory stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you stupid cunt: you don't need power toys to turn off app grouping in the task bar. jesus what the fuck is wrong with you? you must be a nigger or a kike. go kill yourself already for being such a nigger kike faggot.