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  1. Re:the trial hasn't started yet on Judge Denies SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn · · Score: 1
    ...they apparently have no evidence.

    Uh, your Honor, the dog ate it. Would we lieeeeeee??

  2. Dyson Sphere on Sea Life Wiped Out by Neutron Star Collision? · · Score: 1

    Look it up. Build it just outside the orbit of Earth. Only problem is finding the funding, and probably some stability issues, but...

  3. Re:Not quite arrested, but close on Best Buy Has Man Arrested for Using $2 Bills · · Score: 1
    but I like $2 bills because they are prime

    Imagine the fun to be had with $17 bills, if they existed.

  4. Large Dead Tree Mammal on Half-Life 2 - Aftermath · · Score: 1
    a nicely packaged product with a large dead tree manual

    I first skimmed that as "large dead tree mammal".

    Well, I too, would prefer the large dead tree mammal over Steam.

  5. Re:Free Forever? on AOL Enters the VoIP market · · Score: 1
    I wonder how common this was. I too had AOL free for over a year before I decided it wasn't worth it, even for free.

    My main gripe was that the service kept randomly disconnecting me, completely independent of whether I was active or not. And changing dial-up numbers made no difference. This was probably related to their effort to keep to their "no busy signal" pledge.

    Sure, no busy signals, but randomly disconnecting is as bad or worse.

  6. Re:The actual article on Black Holes 'Do Not Exist,' Contends Physicist · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sometimes disproving something is much more trivial than proving something.

    Sometimes just the opposite. Proving there is intelligence life elsewhere in the universe, takes only one verified example.

    OTOH, proving that no other intelligence exists, would involve a very exhaustive process.

  7. Re:Would I need the "Pro" version of XP? on Preview of Intel's Dual-Core Extreme Edition · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You can get OEM versions of XP Pro for as little as $125. I'd buy Pro over Home, even if I had a single CPU. Too many times I have gone to do something on a Home box (which I was able to do all day long on Pro), only to find out, "What do you mean I can't do that?!?!"

    It's just irritating.

  8. Not voice-control. Braille... on A Voice-Controlled TV Remote · · Score: 1
    or something like it. I find that I locate frequently used buttons on the remote by feel. The reason is that I typically watch TV in a mostly darkened room.

    It would be helpful if certain buttons had tactile cues, such as texture, shape, or patterns of raised bumps.

  9. Re:Remember... on Texas Considers Putting RFID Tags in All Cars · · Score: 1
    Well, how about crime fighting, to start?

    Amber Alert, for instance. Have the license tag of the car you're looking for?

    Just check all your tag detectors. It's good to know where the bad guys are. Problem is, what happens when the definition of "bad guy" gets too inclusive?

  10. Why do I even bother? on Tiger Woods Signs Deal To Be Apple Spokeperson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'll come back once April First has passed. Maybe then I can believe anything anybody has reported.

    Maybe.

  11. Re:Respect or co-dependence? on How Much Respect Do You Get? · · Score: 1
    I feel bad for his mom

    Yeah. 50 foot tall women get lots of stares.

  12. Re:Consumer Protection Law on Sony Recants on Dead Pixels (Sort Of) · · Score: 1
    if you bought a PSP in Massachusetts

    All the states I have ever lived in, the stores have typically had 30 day (some 14) return policies. I don't know if that was by law, or custom. Some used to ask for reasons for return, but I haven't had to say why recently.

    Anyhow, you buy it, don't like it, for whatever reason, then just take it back.

    Just watch out for re-stocking fees on the big ticket stuff like laptops. And hang on to that receipt!

    (An aside, but I learned that some stores, if you can't produce a receipt, will refund you only the purchase price (if they give you a refund at all), but not the sales tax, even if all you want is an even swap. And past a few months, say 6, they charge you sales tax, even if you have the receipt, and just want an even swap.)

  13. Re:Hardware Hacking warning. on Inside the PSP · · Score: 1
    ...One small slip and your PSP will be a $200 paper weight...

    Bah. Cheap for a paperweight. And probably prettier than this one.

    At that price, you could get several.

  14. Optical Modulator? on Production of Photon Processors Expected in 2006 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom! --Marvin the Martian

  15. Re:Why don't you join my party? on Senator Clinton Slams GTA · · Score: 1
    "Which party are you?" "None." *blank stare*

    Aw, come on. Either you're for the douche bag, or you're for the turd sandwich. Take a side!

  16. The second they do this to ME on TiVo Starts Testing "Pop-up" Ads · · Score: 1

    I'm cancelling both DirecTV and Tivo. And when the nice folks at DirecTV ask why, I'll say because of Tivo's shennanigans. That's why.

  17. Re:Random on How the Secret Service Cracks Encrypted Evidence · · Score: 1
    from a random number generator

    Here you go. Random number generator.

  18. Re:computer repairmen? on BBC Writer Tries PC Repair, Finds Poor Software · · Score: 1
    ...Maybe the kid down the street, or the guy next door who hooked up his own router.

    It seems that many people have the expectation that you should do this for free, possibly because so many times they can find somebody who will do it for free, because he's just a nice guy.

    Nobody (not many at least) have this expectation from people who are auto mechanics. Nobody would think to have you come over on a Saturday to tune up his ride, or replace his brake pads.

  19. Re:Star Trek 90210 on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 1
    Hell, just have him sing the lyrics to the orignal theme from the '60s series.

    How bout we just have him hum it on a kazoo? My ears bleed in anticipation...

  20. Re:Erosion over time.... on Bloggers Avoid Federal Crackdown on Speech · · Score: 2, Insightful
    America is getting old - erosion of freedom will continue until the next big uprising (e.g. French Revolution).

    Perhaps there is a socio-political corollary to the Malthusian Catastrophe? That those in power, will inevitably seek more power, until they get the ultimate beat-down. The tragedy is that none of these regimes ever realize that what has happened to other powers, can happen to them too.

    At the heart of it, is the grubby greedy primate instinct to grab as many peanuts out of the jar as is possible, whether this leads to ruin or not.

  21. Chewbacca Defense on 13 Things That Do Not Make Sense · · Score: 1
    Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! (jury looks shocked)

    Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

    But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? (calmly) Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

    Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

    And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

    If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

    --South Park

  22. Re:"Interesting" numbers on date +%s Turning 1111111111 · · Score: 1
    imagine driving route 256

    Get your bits, on Route Two-Fifty-Six.

  23. This is a test of the emergency broadcast system on Lab-Made Fireball May Be a Black Hole · · Score: 1
    if this had been a REAL black hole, you would have heard: "OH FUCK! Turn it off! Turn it off! Dear God what HAVE WE DONE?!?!?!", soon followed by gloom, despair, and agony on you.

    Fortunately, you wouldn't have had much time for the deep dark depression.

  24. How about the 104-button mouse? on Apple Developing Two-Button Mouse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Eliminate the keyboard.

  25. Interpretive Dance on AIM's New Terms Of Service · · Score: 2, Funny
    So they could perform your AIM chat session in Times Square, or maybe even... Your AIM Chat Session! On Ice!

    Hey, how about getting that guy, whathisname, the one did that thing in Central Park, to interpret your chat session in plastic sheeting or whatever, like a big condom over the Empire State.

    Free association really sometimes scares me...