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  1. Re:SED vs. FED? on Nanotech Brings Cheap Flat TVs From Diamond Dust · · Score: 4, Funny
    Neal Stephenson's Age of Diamonds?

    I always thought his earlier book The Snow That Crashed was better.

  2. Re:Size Storage on Toshiba Unveils 80GB 'iPod drive' · · Score: 2, Funny
    I think the shrinking of the 40hb hard drive from .8cm to .5cm is much more important

    I dunno, 4000 bytes isn't really that big these days...

  3. Re:Someone making mind control Illegal on Non-Invasive Computer Control Through Brainwaves · · Score: 1

    Dude, if my Tivo could read my mind, it would be constantly playing Victoria's Secret commercials and my wife would be pissed.

  4. Re:Article text on The Mystery of Cell Processors · · Score: 4, Funny
    "In the future, all forms of digital content will be converged and fused onto the broadband network"

    And all restaurants will be Taco Bell...

  5. Re:Bullshit. on NYT on EA Games · · Score: 1
    Sales $2.82 bil
    Profits $.50 bil
    Assets $3.34 bil
    Market Value $13.28 bil
    Employees 4,000

    No, no, no. Profit(!) always goes at the end.

  6. Re:Dear MPAA, on MPAA Looks to Sniff Internet2 Traffic for Sharers · · Score: 5, Funny
    shat it back out through a million fileservers

    Thanks, you've just put me off of downloading music completely. Good job, you've accomplished what the RIAA never could.

    I mean, eww.

  7. Re:Test suite... on Gates 'World's Most-Spammed Man' · · Score: 5, Interesting
    he could try to forward his daily mail to a gmail account to really test spam/virus protection

    Right, and he could also forward his daily mail to the DOJ, so there aren't any more losses of that pesky incriminating evidence...

  8. Re:But did they... on Atlantis Found. Again. · · Score: 1

    No, but there are oricalchum beads all over the place.

  9. A few years on Building a Linux XBOX Cluster · · Score: 5, Funny
    Getting Linux to work on an XBOX became relatively easy a few years ago

    You mean, a few years ago when they started selling XBoxes...?

  10. Re:How many of you.. on Nokia Announces 7710 PDA/GPS/Internet Phone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fortunately for the integration-phobes among us, by the time the grim future of Doom III comes to pass, the technology for integrating a flashlight with another device will have been lost.

  11. ObNES Pro Wrestling on Gizmodo Declares Blu-Ray Winner · · Score: -1

    A WINNER IS BLU!!!

  12. Re:Ninjas? on Bungie Speaks On Halo 2 Leak · · Score: 4, Funny
    Ninjas? Was this written by an 8 year old?

    Don't mock them. They have Real Ultimate Power.

  13. Re:Varargs? on Java 1.5 vs C# · · Score: 1

    No no, Varargas was the guy who drew all those pinup photos during WWII!

  14. Re:it went something like this on William Shatner to Star in New Reality TV Series · · Score: 1

    And then he continued: "You've! Been... punk'd!"

  15. That was a preemptive Sh on Metaprogramming GPUs with Sh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sh! Even before you start, that was a preemptive Sh. Just know I have a whole bag of Sh with your name on it.

  16. Re: Sci-fi? on Upcoming Firefly Movie Behind-the-Scenes Photos · · Score: 5, Funny
    Look at the subject headers in an SF newsgroup sometime... "Is this SF?", "10 stories about one-eyed lesbian space pirates", etc. It's funny, in a sad sort of way.

    Yeah, no kidding. Some people are just sad. Say, what was that URL for the lesbian space pirates again?

  17. Re:How long before they do identify you? on New Ad Technology Tracks Consumer Movement · · Score: 1

    That would never work at Wal-Mart. Both the male and female shoppers there would match the description of "moving blob/person".

  18. CHDSS was the backup name on Movie Playback From 1TB Holographic Disc · · Score: 1

    I understand that the working name was Collinear Holographic Optical Analog/Digital System, until focus groups revealed that consumers expressed a strong preference for video storage solutions not named CHOADS.

  19. Host Country on Olympic Medal Prediction Model · · Score: 1, Funny
    Other factors can also affect the outcome: hosting the games usually gives a medal boost.

    I imagine that's due at least in part to the fact that the host country traditionally makes an attempt to field a team in every event, or at least as many as possible.

    1. Compete in more events
    2. ???
    3. Medal profit!

  20. Re:here's to... on Canadian Robot Could Rescue Hubble · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not to mention humour, eh?

  21. Re:Nuclear waste leaks on U.S. Nuclear Cleanup Carries Major Risks · · Score: 1
    People make it sound like the government spends millions of dollars to develop these high-tech facilities and then just haphazardly sprays the stuff into old, rusty oil-drums. Surely this isn't the case.... right...?

    I was in a museum recently where they had an exhibit about Hanford. Yes, a lot of the nasty stuff was basically stored in single-wall steel tanks not unlike oil storage tanks. As time has passed, many have rusted through and released plumes of really bad gunk into the groundwater.

  22. Unholy Transformers union on By Road and Rail? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I guess now we know what would happen if Optimus Prime and Astrotrain had a baby together...

  23. New from Maxis on Indiana Launches Statewide Productivity System · · Score: 5, Funny

    SimIndiana is finally out? Cool, where do I get the demo and how do I send in the tornadoes?

  24. Re:Yeager on SpaceShipOne Flight Not as Perfect as it Seemed · · Score: 1

    At least Mike didn't have to worry about ejection seat mishaps yesterday! Err, or something like that.

  25. Re:It should have been expected on SpaceShipOne Flight Not as Perfect as it Seemed · · Score: 5, Informative
    Once the ailerons, elevators and rudders have no air to push agains you're pretty much stuck with gyros, attitude thrusters or a controllable main engine thrust nozzle. This craft had NONE of those

    SpaceShipOne does indeed have cold gas attitude thrusters. You can see a photo of one firing during a test flight here.