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  1. Re:No surprise on HHS Signs Major Linux Deal With Novell · · Score: 1

    Jim is your uncle, girls have cooties, and friends... don't have to worry about them, they aren't interested in you anyway.

    Problem solved!

  2. Re:no surprise... on Morse Coders Beat SMSers · · Score: 1

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  3. Re:Kind of mediocre article on Single Molecule Transistor A Reality · · Score: 1

    I'm not quite sure where we'll go from there.

    It's obvious -- from molecular we'll go to atomic, and then subatomic. Imagine using a single proton as a transistor! HHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

  4. Re:Only two sides? on The Other Side of BitTorrent · · Score: 1

    How many TV shows were produced 95 years ago?

    You might be surprised!

    (although, back then television was called "books")

  5. Re:"easy" as photoshop? on Photoshop for DNA · · Score: 1

    It's already as easy as Blender.

    What we're waiting for now is for mortals to be able to do it.

  6. Re: car dealers, etc. on Online Shoppers Naive About Online Prices · · Score: 1

    Totally opposite my experience in car dealerships.

    One day when I was 18, I went with a friend of mine to some random car dealership where we lived. We were first year university students living in residence on our parent's money, we were flat broke and wearing rags. We found the most expensive car (a $90,000 corvette), and asked the sales guy if we could sit in it. He was more than happy to oblige, so we got in and it was a very nice car.

    No test drive of course (we didn't even ask), and we left without buying anything. But the salesman was very friendly and accomodating the whole time. Bored I guess ;)

  7. Re:Obligatory bash quote on Electric Cars as Fast as Ferraris · · Score: 1

    Funny, I was just thinking it reminded me of megapixel comparisons in digital cameras.

  8. Re:ok yes I have gas, .... on Batteries Becoming Limiting Step For Portable Toys · · Score: 1

    CLOD... the word is clod, you insensitive clod!

    In Soviet Russia, clods desensitize you!

  9. Re:The Problem: Batteries don't last long enough. on Batteries Becoming Limiting Step For Portable Toys · · Score: 1

    What's not to like? :-)

    Paying $16/mo for something that I currently pay $20 for and then recharge over and over and over for years.

  10. Re:Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... on Longhorn Drops 'My' Prefixes · · Score: 1

    Clearly humans from the future evolve to transcend the keyboards, allowing them to type very quickly. No matter that he's never done it before; the act of typing is burned into his genetics.

  11. Re:DRM on AMD Athlon 64 Dual Core Chips Released · · Score: 1

    It's easy, ask any nebula.

  12. Re:Closed Minded on Google Releases Earth to Beta · · Score: 1

    you're planet

    Are you accusing me of something?

  13. Re:Such a sad choice of editor... on Poor Man's Kinesis Keyboard: The K'nexis Keyboard · · Score: 1

    It does seem weird to continue to use an editor that causes you so much pain that you need to modify a keyboard to use it.

    It seems weird to me that he bothered modifying his keyboard at all... my solution for emacs was to swap right alt and right control keys. that way I had alt to the left of the spacebar and control to the right, both easily accessible by my thumbs. It saved me a lot of pain with all the Ctrl+Alt shortcuts...

  14. Re:Largest of it's kind? on Researching Open Source · · Score: 1

    Sneaky, sure, but they're technically not lying. If something is the only one of it's kind, then it technically is also the best of it's kind (and the worst, too, but they wouldn't advertise that)...

  15. Re:Income tax should be abolished on The Microsoft Millionaires Come of Age · · Score: 1

    Sure. It's the same rationale for abolishing capital gains tax. The money has already been taxed.

    Can you spot the double taxation?

  16. Re:Just the facts, ma'am on History of Netscape and Mozilla · · Score: 1

    No, no, no, you're interpreting it all wrong. That sentence is really two different senteces that have been compounded together. It can be broken down into this:

    1. Firefox has never been more popular [than] Microsoft in the browser market.

    2. Firefox is poised to beat Microsoft in the browser market.

  17. Re:Am I dreaming? on Nothing of .Net in Longhorn? · · Score: 1

    Only in the marketing sector.

  18. Re:Europe the new third world on The Future of Linux on Laptops · · Score: 1

    The USA is more then just New York City, and Washington DC.

    You're right! There's also Los Angeles, and... uh... one of those other cities.

  19. Re:Who wants to see everything? on Airport Screeners could see X-rated X-rays · · Score: 1

    I totally agree. I still remember in highschool wearing a tshirt and shorts in one of my classrooms, complaining of the heat, while a couple girls in the exact same room were wearing 3 layers of clothing and complaining about the cold... in the same room.

  20. Re:Who wants to see everything? on Airport Screeners could see X-rated X-rays · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, this will only be a problem in Hollywood where everybody is beautiful. In the rest of the world (where us ugly people live), the airport security staff will be screaming to turn this thing off. Problem solved.

  21. Re:Jury nullification on Vigilante Hackers use Old West Tactics for Justice · · Score: 1

    Easy, we'll create a second group of vigilante's to keep the first group in line...

  22. Re:easier solution... on A Coffeeshop's Weekends Without Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    One problem I see with this is somebody who buys something 5 minutes before the code changes -- he doesn't get 1 hour of access, he gets 5 minutes.

    I like other people's idea of just not having power outlets more, but assuming you wanted to continue with the one-hour-access-with-purchase idea, what you'd want to do is hook the wifi system into the cash register in such a way that each transaction generates a valid, unique code that would give you access to the system, and it'd print that code onto each receipt. Then when you buy a coffee, you look at your receipt, plug it into your laptop, and that gives you wifi. An hour after generation, the code expires.

  23. Are you Sirius? on Sirius in Negotiations With Apple · · Score: 1

    As long as it's not the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, everything will be just fine...

  24. Re:More Efficient Coastal Farming on Water Now More Awesome Than Previously Thought · · Score: 1

    I live in the middle of a desert, you insensitive clod!

  25. Re:To be clear........ on eBay sellers Told to Include GST · · Score: 2, Informative

    Up to 15% more? Where? Must be somewhere in Canada, ...

    Yup. GST is 7% across the country, and then some provinces tack on a PST on top of that. According to that link, PST (in the provinces that even have it) varies from 7% to 10%, making sales tax in those provinces 14% to 17% in total.