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  1. Re:WTF? on Near Light Speed Travel Possible After All? · · Score: 1

    Who said you would need to get on your way immediately? Make sure there is no space debris around a planet and accelerate around it. When you hit 57%, free yourself from the gravity well. It's like a continuous slingshot maneuver. Though it takes a lot of energy to accelerate to that speed AND battle the gravity well for a prolonged period of time.

  2. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) on WoW the Next "Golf"? · · Score: 1

    I don't play WoW, but I understood that. Am I reading to much Slashdot? Maybe I should AskSlashdot...

  3. Re:All you need for time travel is... on No Time Travel, Sorry · · Score: 1

    It's Jigawatts, you Biff.

  4. Re:I prefer the real thing on Building Intelligent .NET Applications · · Score: 1
    If I click the "Tools" menu in Outlook, I sure want to see "Options" listed below there
    Since when are Options considered Tools? I've never understood that GUI metaphor. It's almost like d'n'd'ing a CD-ROM onto the trashbin in OS X.
  5. "The day they come up with a cure for AIDS on Possible Breakthrough for AIDS Cure · · Score: 1

    "The day they come up with a cure for AIDS there will be fucking in the streets... if you can't get laid on that day, cut it off..." - Bill Hicks

  6. Re:How to market!? on Solar Energy Becoming More Pervasive · · Score: 1
    And uh, clutches were meant to be trashed :)
    True that. Though I wouldn't do that with an automatic transmission. Auto-clutches are very expensive to replace. About two to three times as expensive as manual-clutches.
  7. Re:Do it without cutting the bottle? on Creative use for empty whiskey bottles · · Score: 1

    Does vodka conduct electricity? I think this would fit nicely into a mickey of vodka. Et voila, instant-cooling.

  8. "Blessed are the cracked, on Tracking the Cracks · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... for they let in the light." - Spike Milligan

  9. Re:Titan wars... on Pay-to Play and the Tiered Internet · · Score: 1
    And the telcos are already complaining that Google is making all the money
    You know what's funny? When I complain that companies make too much money I am being called a communist/terrorist/insert-up-to-date-boogeyman, but when a company comes along, sells a resource, and says that someone using that ressource is making more money of it than they should be allowed to make, they call it an anti-competitive situation.

    Please enlighten me why, for example, a paper mill should get kickbacks from a book publisher? Why should a fabric producer get kickbacks from a fashion designer? And why, for FUCK'S SAKE, should a Internet service provider get kickbacks from a Web application provider?
  10. Re:D programming on Beyond Java · · Score: 1
    You can write an OS kernel in pure D.
    At which point it becomes purdy...
  11. Re:I'm glad on Sony Unveils PSP Translator · · Score: 1

    Lesser known fact: the purple gorilla used to be a green parrot.

  12. Re:Kim Peek & NASA on Scientific Brain Linked to Autism · · Score: 1
    However, he was a 4.0 grade point average student.
    Please remember that teachers cannot and will not fail top athletes in their courses.
  13. Re:How this fish and I are alike... on Scientists Discover World's Smallest Fish · · Score: 1

    Yes, a big belly certainly is worth a scare... ;)

  14. Re:Previously covered by "ClickZ" in 2004 on The World's First Banner Ad · · Score: 1

    Yeah. We'll get the dupe in another ten years... this time around with a Google TextAd image. :P

  15. Re:You don't have to be rich. on Wealthy 'Cryonauts' Put Assets on Ice · · Score: 1

    Think of the chicks. They'll take over the world anyways. Might as well enjoy your stay. :P

  16. Re:God help them on Fast Track to Fine Wine? · · Score: 1

    I guess that's the same way German beer is turned into Guinness; only that we a bit more "shit" to mix to give it that thick "taste"... :P

  17. Re:3D world on Humans Hard-wired for Geometry · · Score: 1

    In God's Debris, Scott Adams discusses how and why the Human brain is an illusion generator. A good read, nonetheless.

  18. Re:Natural vs Artificial on The Semantics Differentiation of Minds and Machines · · Score: 1

    You need to read Altered Carbon now.

  19. Re:Shouldn't matter with modern software. on Intel Dumps Iitanium's x86 Hardware Compatibility · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean 'a Java programmer with a collection of instances of class ModPoint'. ;)

  20. Re:Makes sense on Keyboards Are Disgusting · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it's nutritious and thus a breeding ground for bacteria.

  21. Re:Wrong target market. on RFID Cookware · · Score: 1

    What is this bullshit about Slashdotter having too much money? I'm barely scrapping by...

    (/me waits for "but that's just anecdotal-evidence-spiel)

  22. Re:Vaporware on iBook Converts to iTablet · · Score: 1

    Don't you see? It has a tag embedded into an image. He probably paid a grand or two for that web site design. That makes it a respectful business. Now go and buy his stuff*.

    * I am in no way affiliated with Sam's Home-Broken Computers.

  23. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... on Tapping Trees for Electricity? · · Score: 1

    Broken cars drop off the road when ripe. I guess that's where the expression "It's a lemon." comes from.

  24. Re:I see a great need on An Interview With 2old2play's Doodi · · Score: 1

    You mean eXXXtreme Shuffleboard 7: Midnight Edition

  25. Re:A couple of spelling mistakes on Book Excerpts: OOo Draw Documents with Imagination · · Score: 1

    It's a ligature problem. Scroll up for wikipedia link.