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  1. Chuck Norris. on Whose Laws Apply On the ISS? · · Score: 1

    Chuck Norris is the law. Everywhere.

  2. Violation on Microsoft CIO Stuart Scott Gets Axed · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has terminated its CIO Stuart Scott for 'violation of company policies'. They won't elaborate.

    He probably installed OpenBSD in an all-RedHat shop? Tool...

  3. Re:I/O limited distros more popular? on Samsung Announces Fastest 64-GB SSD · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thanks to algorithms that spread written data across the chip, MTBF's of SSD are much higher than those of regular HDDs with similar usuage patterns.

    MTBF doesn't mean what most people think it means, and is less useful than most people treat it.

  4. DTD on What Are The Best Free Games Online? · · Score: 1

    I'd recommend Desktop Tower Defense, but I can't in good conscience doom 50% of /. readers to getting less sleep and lower performance reviews over the next 3 months.

  5. Skewed sample on One-Third of Employees Violate Company IT Policies · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't the headline be (in fewer words):

    "Consider the employees stupid enough about security that they describe, to a stranger on the phone, the ways that they make their company networks less secure. 1/3 of them also violate corporate IT policy."

    The real WTF is that *anyone* answered those questions on the phone.

  6. Hash indeed... on AT&T Invents Surveillance Programming Language · · Score: 1

    'The manual for the language includes a Hello World variant that shows you how to write a program that will parse logs of IP addresses and record them into permanent hashes

    Sure, I can just imagine what the hash function is, based on AT&T's recent history:

    long long hashForNsaEyesOnly(long long phoneNum) {
    int wink = -1;
    int nod = -1;
    return (2 * phoneNum * wink * nod) / 2;
    }
  7. Re:Complaining about Canadian rules? on FBI Accused of Abusing Criminal Database · · Score: 1

    Fix your own government and your own government database before you complain about someones else's government.

    Thank goodness. At least I know there's one person in the world (you) who we can count on not bashing the U.S.!

  8. Why bother? on Call for a Presidential Debate on Science · · Score: 1

    Do we know if there's actually much correlation between positions that candidates espouse while running, and how they act when in office?

    (I mean beyond what we can already know broadly based on their voting records and on their party affiliation.)

  9. Re:The patent system needs reform on Patent Reformers O'Reilly, Bezos Mum on 1-Click · · Score: 1

    Patents and copyrights should be used for their Constitutional purpose, and not to provide monopoly rents to entities that can afford the costs to protect them.

    You must be new here. (Said in a quiet, defeated voice...)

  10. Storage size limit? on Samsung Unveils 64-Gbit Flash Memory Chip · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The chips can be combined to create a 128-GB flash storage device capable of holding up to 80 DVD movies or 32,000 MP3 music files.

    Am I missing something about that statement, or is it really as stupid as it sounds?

    With some time, I could create a 128-*Peta*byte storage device with those chips. In the worst case scenario, you build a device out of multiple 128-GB flash devices.

  11. False advertising? on Comcast Admits Delaying, Not Blocking, P2P Traffic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does Comcast advertise very high transfer speeds? Because if they advertise that, knowing that they intentionally force lower speeds for some kinds of traffic, that sounds like fraud.

  12. Cancer risk? on Wireless Video Transfers 100X Faster Than WiFi · · Score: 1

    I'm under the impression that the higher the frequency, the greater the risk of cancer because the transmissions pack more energy.

    Is that true? Or do only certain frequencies cause cancer?

  13. It's a dual-use technology. on Scientist Are Working to 'Steer' Hurricanes · · Score: 1

    Nothing says "screw you" like, given the opportunity, steering a tornado *into* a major naval port or major industrial region of an economic or military enemy.

  14. Opposite of campaign contributions? on FCC Plan Will Result in Freedom Of or From the Press? · · Score: 1

    I thought that we couldn't prevent corporations from giving huge dollops of cash to candidates, because $$$ == speech.

    But I'd have to say that (media outlets) == speech is a much *more* reasonable claim. So how is limiting the number of presses / stations one owns permissible, when limiting one's campaign contributions is not?

  15. Hey.... on Invisible Solar Nano Cells Promise Clean Energy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Invisible" "Solar" "Nano" "Cells" ... "Clean Energy"

    I WON SLASHDOT BINGO!!!

  16. Re:Within the retail sector... on Ubuntu On Dell After Four Months · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you want a toaster that deep fries your sunday roast with all the trimmings, give Linux a go. :)

    Oh come on, Linux's thermal management isn't that bad, is it?

  17. Re:So did the jury ... on Juror From RIAA Trial Speaks · · Score: 1

    But when the legislative process is working properly

    You must be new here...

  18. Re:So did the jury ... on Juror From RIAA Trial Speaks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Supreme Court of California have held that Jury Nullification is "contrary to [the court's] ideal of justice of equal justice for all and permits both the prosecution's case and the defendant's fate to depend upon the whims of a particular jury, rather than upon the equal application of settled rules of law."

    The application of law is already whimsical and often capricious. Bush had the Justice Dept. stop prosecuting Microsoft. Cops have the freedom to not give tickets to friends. DA's have the freedom to (silently) choose not to prosecute for political reasons.

    And besides, we can't really expect judges to support the people's overriding of a conviction the judge would like to make. We the People are the final authority in the U.S. system, even if judges, DA's, congressmen, and Presidents claim otherwise. I submit that we just lack the balls to consistently assert our authority.

  19. Evil on Google Patents Shipping-Container Data Centers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know this popped into lots of peoples' minds, but...

    Could someone please remind me how patenting something obvious is not evil?

    Basically it reduces the freedom of all law-abiding citizens to do something that's fairly obvious.

  20. Is this legal? on Ballmer Suggests Linux Distros Will Soon Have to Pay Up · · Score: 1

    Does Microsoft expose itself to a Slander of Title, or just plain Slander, lawsuit by making the claims?

    How about Unfair Trade Practices?

    Or can't RedHat sue for a declaratory judgment that it's *not* violating any MS patents, and having the claims made explicit during discovery?

  21. Anonymous? on Microsoft Working On Health Information 'Vault' System · · Score: 1

    The HealthVault searches are conducted anonymously

    What does this mean? I hope it doesn't mean that there's no record of who it was that peaked into your medical records.

  22. Rock on, GAO! on GAO Report Slams FCC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it just me, or has the GAO been a bright ray of honesty and objectivity in a government that otherwise continuously erodes our respect?

  23. Re:And? on Microsoft Marketing to OS Pirates, Just Agree to Audits! · · Score: 1

    Will this manager get a gold star on her review?

    Isn't it kind of sexist for you to assume that this idea came from a woman?

  24. Re:Lifespan? on Sony Launches 3mm Thin XEL-1 OLED TV · · Score: 1

    This actually makes sense for their target market:

    Males who are old enough to have that much money to spend on todays. Sony is relying on the blue drop-out to compensate for the effects of Viagra.

  25. Good for the women on Sony Launches 3mm Thin XEL-1 OLED TV · · Score: 0

    I think we're going to have a mini baby-boom in 9 months, considering that male geek world-wide will have painful erections from through the end of the day.