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  1. Slutdot.org on The Typo Millionaires · · Score: 2, Funny

    A lot of times I end up at slutdot.org, but it's not becuase I don't know how to type.

  2. Re:Mice versus razor battle. on Why Apple Makes a One-Button Mouse · · Score: 1

    That's right, someday you'll put your face into a face shaped form that contains hundreds of razors, move your face around in a circular motion for a few seconds, and you'll be done shaving.

    Likewise the mouse will eventually be replaced by 101 key, keyboard-mouse. In fact you'll have a keyboard-mouse for each hand. You will be promoted up through the company ranks so long as your head doesn't asplode from mental taxation and stimulation. Good luck to you all.

  3. Paint your rifle black w/ bipod = assault weapon on Jail Time For P2P Developers? · · Score: 1

    Example:
    Go buy a Mini 14 Ranch Rifle, great for picking of destructive varmits. Next, remove the factory wooden stock and replace it with a black synthetic stock. Next, add a bi-pod and a flash suppressor. Viola, your rifle is now incappable of shooting farm and ranch damaging rodents. Your rifle MUST only be used for targeting people.

    After all, it uses the same round as a M16. No way could could the .223 round have multiple uses in a black colored rifle! Come on.

    Shutting down distributers of P2P is a logistical impossibility.

  4. Bender: Now that is irony. on Last Manufacturer of Pro Analog Audio Tape Closes · · Score: 2, Funny

    REAL ROBOT DEVIL

    You'll give me your hand in marriage!

    REAL HERMES

    Is this really happening or just being staged?

    REAL FARNSWORTH

    It can't be real.

    REAL AMY

    Not if Leela is engaged.

    REAL LEELA [to Robot Devil]

    That isn't what I meant.
    That isn't what I signed!

    REAL ROBOT DEVIL

    You should have checked the wording in the fine - print.

    REAL LEELA [reading contract]

    I'll give you my hand-

    REAL LEELA AND ROBOT DEVIL

    In marriage.

    REAL BENDER

    The use of words expressing something of the other than the literal intention.
    Now that is irony.

  5. Re:Not a good true complexity issue. on P2P In 15 Lines of Code · · Score: 1

    Excellent point. The ease of writing certainly gives access to p2p and invites any moderately experienced programmer to write an app. However, a network of one is not a network. Likewise an overly simple app that doesn't provide at least some basic tools and features makes searching and orginization more difficult. Additionally, security is concern of mine, but maybe not the average p2p user.

    Still I welcome the notion of an easily written p2p app.

  6. White space on Guide to your Perfect Digital Camera · · Score: 3, Funny

    In graphic design (including web) clear white space is a powerful tool.

    I couldn't agree more.













  7. Re:Burglarize!!! on Robbers Scared by GTA · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a perfectly cromulent word.

  8. Never underestimate the resourcefulness of teens on Using GPS to Track Teens · · Score: 1

    Given a teens understanding of electronics, it won't be long before a workaround or hack is discovered. I must admit I don't know how the GPS unit works in a cell phone. If it's a separate receiver that relays data to the cell phone's transmitter, then I would imagine that the phone could Tx and Rx calls while the GPS Rx was blocked. Could the phone be put in a lead lined bag, like the kind used to put film through an x-ray machine, while the phone's antenna protruded through a small hole? Now if the phone uses triangulation between the towers that's a whole different story.

    As an avid hiker, I'm well aware of the limitations of consumer level GPS units. The accuracy is typically between 10-50 feet depending on a number of factors. In thick tree cover (or tunnels) it is not uncommon for the GPS to temporarily lose the sat. signals. I would also think that GPS enabled cell phone, placement within the vehicle would be critical. Basically, teens would find a way to discredit the GPS cell phone and regain their independance, even it they abide by the speed limits 99% of the time.

  9. Obligatory Simpsons on Are You Talking to Your PC Yet? · · Score: 1

    Kearny: "Jimbo, take a note on your Newton: Beat Up Martin!"
    [Jimbo writes the note on his Newton and reads it back]
    Jimbo: "Eat Up Martha? Bah!"
    [Newton is thrown at Martin]

  10. Re:The system works!!! on NOAA Adopts New Net Policy · · Score: 1

    No question that weather.com is poor. Weather.com sensationalizes their forecasts, if the NWS says 40% chance of rain, then weather.com says 50%. If weather.com had their way, we'd experience constant blizzards, heat waves, down pours, hurricanes, and tornados. Nice average days don't sell advertising.

    Personally I find http://weather.unisys.com/ to work quite well.

  11. Rear wing w/o front dam, ground effects on Car Hacks & Mods for Dummies · · Score: 1

    As bconway noted spoilers (plural) help with downforce in both turns and straigh aways. I'm always amused by the Honda or Toyota that has some moster wing on the back of it and no air dam in the front. Basically at high speeds the front of the car will start to lift off the ground depriving it of power, stearing, and control. These things can come in handy while driving. Of course this depends on the angle of the wing, design, placement, etc.

    Thus when making aerodynamic modifications to a car it ought be done to the entire car i.e. dam, wing, ground effects, not just the rear. I have seen some well done ricers that look like they would suck down to the ground pretty well. I have also seen some as previously mentioned, that would be hilarious at 100 MPH provided no one was around to be the victim of a horific wreck.

  12. Photoshop on Bootlegged Music in Russia · · Score: 1

    One has to wonder at this point if Adobe had marketed Photoshop for, say half the price, if they wouldn't have realized more profit. Before I get modded down to troll sans economic/marketing degree, just think of the number of people in the U.S., let alone Russia that own a "fell off the back of a truck" copy of Photoshop. My point is PS is a highly demanded program and it's cost is surely a barrier to the average computer user. Given the average monthly salary in Russia, owning a legal copy of PS is not really an option.

    Now do the majority of people really need all the features of PS? Probably not, but with software, and maybe this is just me, it's nice to know if you wanted to you could. i.e. apply filter XYZ, burn the image, posterize, solarize, and whatever other unique features you might want to apply to your image. Often though a program costing 1/6 the price of PS would do just fine in most home settings.

    If I'm wrong I'm sure someone will let me know. That's what's so great about /.

    P.S. I don't own a copy of Photoshop. "Mr. Cumstien, this is the BSA, we understand you have a copy of..."

  13. Yes but... on Media Center Bathroom Extender · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What if a group of malicious South African diplomats have rigged a bomb under your crapper and the toilet paper says, "BOOM YOU'RE DEAD". I'd bet you'd like the ability to change the music then.

  14. And so it begins, the /. crowd gets fatter on 32-bit Processors, Cheap · · Score: 1

    You insensitive clod, I need that exercise, because lord knows it's burritos not burrito. Nonetheless, please email me when such a device is available.

    -The Schmoo

  15. Mexed Messeges on Mount St. Helens Lets Off Some Steam · · Score: 1

    Uno momemto por favor...

    Bush tried to use the simultaneous eruption of a Mexican volcano to garner Mexican support for the War on Terror. The Mexican ambassador to the US said "Bush is loco. Muy, muy loco." No members of Bush's inner circle could be reached for comment.

    As you know we simply can't have a commander in chief sending "Mexed Messages." Please cease and desist....

  16. Yes but... on Affordable Modern Graphics Cards · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes but are those graphic cards compatible with a level 6 computer?

    GanDuff - Finally a full-bodied Ale with the wisdom of Middle Earth and the cynicism of Springfield.

  17. Yes it is funny on Kryptonite U-Lock Security Flaw · · Score: 1

    Wishing that there was no crime is about as vain as one can get, and thus funny in this instance. Try reading Paradise Lost. Utopias don't exist and they never will.

    And it's not that the glass is half empty or half full, it's the fact that, "...I ordered a cheeseburger" - Gary Larson

  18. Re:9k6 on One-Watt Wireless Radio Modem Reaches 40 Miles · · Score: 1

    You mean remotely backup right? In seven days you could mail a DVD to them by way of a remailer in Hawaii, you could walk to the persons house, etc.

    I'm sure this would have some use in niche markets, but as another post mentioned it's stats aren't that impressive.

  19. "The Jar Jar Years" on Star Wars TV Show, And An Unmade Trilogy · · Score: 1

    I heard the TV show was to exclusively feature Jar Jar Binks and his wacky best friend a talking pie.

    That ought to jump the shark.

  20. She's an expert, I'm a guru on 20,000 Zombie PCs -- $3000 · · Score: 1, Funny

    She did research on how to clean up and protect her PC and diligently updates programs that scan her computer for various types of malicious code. Her PC now runs clean. "I had no clue at Christmas that I would become a security expert," she says.

    Wow! this makes me some sort of God since in addition to her security practices I have NAT and two software firewalls. Admittedly one of the firewalls in Norton Internet Security, so really I only have one software firewall, Zone Alarm.

    What the hell do you mean my Karma is fuc*in' negative?

  21. Ma, I'm gonna have to put the floppy down on The Death of the Floppy Disk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes but this means if your floppy becomes lame, as they frequently do, you can take it out back and shoot it. God Bless America...

  22. Homer Simpson's take on Mozilla Usage Doubles in 9 Months · · Score: 1

    Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

  23. Re:puhhhhllleeeaaaassseee! on Microsoft Unveils A Designer Mouse · · Score: 1

    I'd prefer not to MS when possible, but you're right, that is the best mouse I've ever used. I also have the intellimouse but the shape is wrong and doesn't line up with the scroll wheel.

  24. Phil Hartman - SNL on Gene Doping: Genetically Engineered Athletes · · Score: 1

    Why not quote your way to +5 funny?

    "Getting ready to lift now is Sergei Akmudov of the Soviet Union. His trainer has told me that he's taken anabolic steroids, Novocaine, Nyquil, Darvon and some sort of fish paralyzer. Also, I believe he's had several cocktails within the last hour or so. All of this is, of course, perfectly legal at the All-Drug Olympics, in fact it's encouraged. Akmudov is going for a clean and jerk of over 1,500 pounds, which would triple the existing world record. That's an awful lot of weight and here he goes ... Oh! He pulled his arms off! He's pulled his arms off! That's gotta be disappointing to the big Russian!"

    This will take about 2 seconds to /.
    http://www.rollingviolation.com/video/funstuff/all drug.avi

  25. Re:Interior Decorating from Slashdot on Projecting Video On Curved Surfaces · · Score: 5, Funny

    He seems like a normal guy, but why does he have a painting of a ficus projected in the corner of his house?