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  1. Re:progress? on When Computers Were Human · · Score: 1

    Face reality, at least the hunk of plastic won't say no.

  2. Re:$6-200 Trillion? on Space Ring Could Combat Global Warming · · Score: 2, Funny

    We'll just put it on a credit card. Duh!

  3. Re:It's about time we throw the baby out with the on Apple Sued Over iTunes UI · · Score: 1
    If the child is a brat, you discipline the child. If the child tries to stab you to death for disciplining it, you put the child in a mental ward for safe observation and help. If when the child (or in this case patent industry) is mature and tries it again, society prescribes the death penalty (in the US). Why shouldn't the patent system be any different? The big IT corporations don't need patents to maintain their control because they are in a unique position to crush upstarts that few industries have. They industry as a whole has proven that they can't use them responsibly and the very fact that a hobbyist can turn their hobby into a business means that patents are bad. I'm sorry, but the ends justify the means here. Patent holders have time and again proven that milking their work and not innovating is their real goal, at least in IT. It's time that the entire system be flushed out and simplified.

    I agree. The entire IT industry should be liquidated (think of the job openings!). Sorry Taco, but it's the chair for you!

  4. Re:They don't mention the caption factor on Consumers Prefer Movies At Home · · Score: 1
    Every first-run theater I know of has devices for the hearing impaired. Basically little receivers and earphones so you can TURN THE SOUND UP REAL LOUD.

    Unless it's a Bruckheimer flick. That would be lethal if it were any louder.

    If you're completely deaf, yeah, you're screwed, but hey at least you live in an age where you can get a DVD.

  5. Re:Is it a Constitutional violation? on DOJ Wants ISPs to Retain All Customer Records · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Actually he'll say, "Daddy, I can't believe you're still bitching about freedom-this and freedom-that. That hippy shit died out in the 2000's. Get over it you old fart, and give me $200 for a movie."

    Properly indoctrinated, he won't even believe in the value of your freedoms.

    I love a good dystopia!

  6. Re:2015? MAN.... on France and Japan Planning New Supersonic Jet · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Consider a better, safer, cheaper and much faster way to get from NYC to Tokoyo with near-future tech: A maglev train via an underground tunnel, in vacuum for frictionless acceleration to ludicrious-speed at the midway point before decel. Currently, tunnel excavation is labor intensive and very EXPENSIVE; precise control over matter and robotic automation will change that.

    You're not going to change the enormous energy required to move trillions of tons of rock. Or the mega-expense of laying 12,000 miles of maglev track and sucking the air out of the tube constantly.

    Flying a jet through the rarified atmosphere is much easier. And you can actually go somewhere besides Tokyo and NY if you'd like.

  7. When folders are gone... on The Death of Folders? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When (if) the OS gets rid of folders, we'll need (and have) 3rd party apps to put things back in a heirarchy of folders. It's a fast, logical way to group things that many people are not going to give up for a search or tag based system.

  8. Re:Three times the velocity on Rail Guns Closer to Reality · · Score: 1
    A rail gun, of sufficient capacity to catapult raw materials into orbit, would be a gigantic breakthrough for the whole planet.

    Unless you pointed it the wrong way. Then it would be a gigantic break through the whole planet.

  9. Re:Let's look at the numbers.... on Google Takes Top Spot From Time Warner · · Score: 1
    And in case you are wondering, Google explicitly owes nothing to its (common) shareholders. They have no (worthwhile) voting rights on the activities of the company and no rights to a share of any profits (dividends).

    It was clearly detailed in the IPO no one bothered to read. I guess you can still call that 'do no evil'.

  10. Re:Uh huh on Service Robots in Service by 2010 · · Score: 1
    Yes, we're planning on regular scheduled trips to the moon next year, I'll just crack the whip on the R&D slaves to get them to work a bit harder.

    Thank you, sir! May I have another?

    Sorry. It's a reflex from toiling in the R&D mines.

  11. Re:Awesome on ATi's Multi-GPU CrossFire Graphics Card Unveiled · · Score: 1
    but I like the idea of a $200 box I can just hook up to the TV, pop a disc in, and play.

    Then you won't be buying a next-generation system for a while. Maybe Nintendo will keep the price low, but MS and Sony will be closer to double that (if not more by the time you actually buy a game to play on the thing).

  12. Re:Kudos to NASA and team! on Mars Rover Opportunity Working Free · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually it turns out there was a confusion in the units.

    The specifications committee set a working lifespan of 100 days, and the design team thought they meant fortnights.

  13. Re:Big Bro on Google Acquires Dodgeball · · Score: 0

    The FBI didn't give up on Carnivore or TIA, they've just outsourced it to Google. Looks like development is going quite well!

  14. Re:people search on Google Acquires Dodgeball · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've read your message a dozen times and still can't find Waldo.

  15. Re:Will Lucas remake eps 4, 5 and 6? on Newest Star Wars Reviews Suprisingly Positive · · Score: 1

    If we're lucky he'll remake Eps 1 & 2. Maybe with even better effects and less suck.

  16. Re:Sounds like a great idea on The Unemployed Working on OSS Projects · · Score: 1
    As someone who does hiring into programming positions, I know I would look highly at someone who spent his downtime working on OSS projects.

    'Downtime', what a wonderful euphamism for unemployed. I think you have a great career in consulting.

    "Bob! Good news! We're undergoing a right-sizing exercise here and you've been allocated unlimited downtime from the office!"

  17. Re:The problem on New Awards To Compete With Nobel Prizes · · Score: 1

    Come on. Everyone knows the easiest way to get kids interested in something is to forbid it. Bush is just craftier than you think.

  18. Re:But.... on Liquid Metal CPU Cooling · · Score: 1

    My old-school Nintendo robot (aka ROB, Robotic Operated Buddy) will have to kick his liquid metal ass.

  19. Think Big (Brother) on Tracking Sex Offenders via GPS for Life · · Score: 1
    Maybe they can get Google maps to add red zones around all of the restricted areas.

    Better yet, let's have Google map the nearest 10 sex offenders to you at any time! Complete with a link to their criminal record. Google will teach you to 'Do no evil', you nasty sex offenders!

  20. Re:Sounds great, get it out there! on Rave Reviews for Mac OS X 10.4 Tiger · · Score: 1
    But as everyone knows, Apple doesn't make PCs. They make Macs.

    That's a bigger hurdle than you think.

  21. Re:How do the judge so fast?!? on Rave Reviews for Mac OS X 10.4 Tiger · · Score: 2, Funny
    Steve Jobs said it's better.

    Are you questioning our great benevolent provider Jobs, citizen?

  22. Re:Obligatory Monty Python reference on Airbus A380 Completes Maiden Test Flight · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter! If it's unladen, it's not bringing back any coconuts whether or not it's migratory.

  23. Re:i had suspected this for years on Data Suggests Early Universe was Superfluid · · Score: 1
    This sfinally proves what I have been trying to explain for years.. the universe was born from a pool of beer!

    That would certainly explain why so few things in this universe make any sense at all unless you're drunk.

  24. Re:Way OT on What Happened to Simputer? · · Score: 1
    Otherwise you're just giving them an expensive solitare toy.

    They should include Tetris. That'd push sales through the roof.

  25. Re:It's not dead on Gordon Moore: Moore's Law is Dead · · Score: 1

    Too bad really, if it were all dead you could go through its pockets and look for $10,000 in loose change.