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  1. You mean LIKE US, don't you????? on Rare Earth · · Score: 2

    After all until we ACTUALLY FOUND tube worms living at the bottom of the Atlantic Rift living off boiling sulphuric acid we 'naturally' assumed that such a thing was absurd and patently impossible. We falsely assume that ET life would be ANYTHING like us or anything proto-humanoid or 'bear' we see on the old Vid.

  2. Web server on a cowskull? on Streaming RealAudio From a Commodore 64 · · Score: 1

    C'mon /. aren't we just sick of these "isn't it kewl to run a webserver on a stringcheese powered cowskull". "Nertz! - my webserver on a toothbrush is the shit !!"

  3. "R" is for Ratsquad, on e-Denounce · · Score: 2

    F is for you.

    WTF would someone take time out to do this - a badly warped paranoid sense of their own importance?

  4. Klaatu Barada Metamucil on Will Robots Cheer Up the Elderly? · · Score: 2

    Gort, Let's go trolling for Ho's. Get the wheelchair.

  5. Help me up HAL I've Fallen & I can't get up on Will Robots Cheer Up the Elderly? · · Score: 2

    I'm sorry. I can't do that Dave.

  6. Re:Gamecube? on PS2 Vs. X-Box: Winner Emerging? · · Score: 3, Informative

    The antithesis of the rat's ass - that is, er, rilly rilly kewl.

    You know, The Shiznatz!!!

  7. Hardware/Software, both? on Is IBM on a Strategic Path to Control Java? · · Score: 2

    Would Tremendous Blue buy the SPARC line as well or do they simply want the intellectual property of the software division? Does IBM want to maintain Solaris? Do they want to cross port AIX and Solaris into each other's hardware platform? Linux for both and screw AIX and Solaris? Kill off the SPARC line altogether?

  8. Gamecube? on PS2 Vs. X-Box: Winner Emerging? · · Score: 2

    My kids think Gamecube is the cat's ass.

  9. OSS is the lever to quit poverty on Globalism, Corporatism and Open Source · · Score: 2

    OSS and cheap hardware is frequently the only lever for some smart people to launch themselves out of the developing economies they live in. Closed source - eg. expensive code is a barrier.

  10. The key point is paragraph 9 on A Unified Theory of Software Evolution · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Unless IBM programmers had suddenly figured out a way to write error-free code -- an unlikely assumption -- Lehman made a dire prediction: OS/360 was heading over a cliff. IBM, in stressing growth over source-code maintenance, would soon be in need of a successor operating system."

    Which means that commerical systems don't so much evolve as stub their growth paths out and switch direction or spawn new generations because embedded complexity has killed off the feasibility of maintaining it. In other words, all new releases are the cause of and ultimately an attempt to escape from, the chimera that is overly complex code. In commercial terms this should be astounding. We're paying to gronk up our own because we erroneously believe the NEXT version will be something radically new and elegant which of course it can't be.

    New Version "x+1.y" is simply an ejection seat.

  11. Resistance is Futile on Virtual PC for OS/2 released · · Score: 2

    In the near future all computers will be OS/2. Prepare to be absorbed into the collective.

  12. My PC will just be boards randomly hung on Tool Box PC · · Score: 2

    I'm just going to glue boards to the wall and shove the powersupply halfway through the sheetrock. The hardrives will hang from the chandelier in the dining room. And I'll make the monitor watertight and mount it inside the fishtank.

  13. Distribution is NOT compensation on Web Radio and the RIAA · · Score: 2

    Changing the distribution model WILL NOT change the way artists are NOT compensated today. They could charge a 100 bucks a CD - would artists be rich. No Way. The record industry sucks 98 cents out of every revenue dollar from the payment stream.

    Believe this - record companies making promises about taking care of artists is pure bullshit. It is a puff of smoke blowing up your ass like puppies and apple pie and Jesus and smiling dirty blonde children. You don't hate children and puppies and Jesus, do you? How can you hate this or think we'll not compensate artists??? Are you a communist ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  14. Is your labor worthless? Worth less than hardware? on Preparing for the Worst in FreeBSD · · Score: 2

    Because if it is then by all means spend time doing this. Else, just spend some money on better hardware - probably memory. The cost of that hardware is probably far less then the cost of your labor.

    If you need to build an insto-recovery system for a network of identical machines, that is something different. By all means create an ability to rapid rebuild a blown system and recover the last incremental backup. But otherwise don't try to make a hardware problem into a software solution.

  15. At this point I'm sick of pretty on GNOME 2.0 Desktop Beta 3 Released · · Score: 2

    Give me something wicked fast and utterly reliable. I run K on two low end PCs and frankly it kind of sucks from a usability perspective given its sluggishness.

  16. When are we just going to make tough cases? on Make Your Own Transparent iBook · · Score: 2

    All this geekness is way kewl and shit but for 10 years I've been waiting for a rugged affordable laptop you don't have to baby. I want a crack proof shatter proof shock proof case that doesn't weigh 9 lbs.

    What should they use? Kevlar and shock foam plastic? Inorganic ceramics? What???

  17. Lotus Wordpro on gobeProductive 3.0 - Office XP killer? · · Score: 2

    20336K w/ 65MB swap file before
    15144K w/ 68MB swap file after starting with new blank document.

    Obviously a bunch of stuff already running on this Win95OSR2 machine.

  18. Gee that wasn't biased. on Does Open Source Software Really Work? · · Score: 2

    Let's see the headline quote from IBM is that Linux doesn't scale. 2/3rds of the way into the article there's a general consensus that Linux is a toy for tinkerers and there are no applications and by the end - the whole 'desktop is dead' thing.

    Here let me winch my fist up up your ass a little deeper. Twist! How does that feel?

  19. Re:Never complain about vendors on /. on Gateway Testifies To Microsoft's OEM Treatment · · Score: 2

    Never comment on other people's modding else you will be modded down. This is a Prozac moment. At 4:11pm EST Tuesday 03.26.2002 /. officially took itself too fucking seriously.

  20. It's a toss up on The Sims Overtake Myst · · Score: 2

    A game with no people or a game with roboslaves to allow you to play god. Sounds like geek heaven to me. If only the real world could be that way. We could all be the far weird comic book store guy from the Simpsons.

  21. Never complain about vendors on /. on Gateway Testifies To Microsoft's OEM Treatment · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Or you will be modded down. We are happy shiny people. la la la la la.

  22. My robot won't need a green card. on Flesh and Machines: How Robots Will Change Us · · Score: 2

    Unlike the people who do all those jobs now. If I could only get a robot to perform minimally sufficient babysitting....that would be the cat's ass!

  23. Watch the cowpies dudes! on Gateway Testifies To Microsoft's OEM Treatment · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Gateway - the company long committed to the philosophy that quality control is for other people and as long as it turns on the first time that's good enough. And now they bitch and moan that getting treated like a beef patty by their own supplier is unfair.

    Lemme tell you what - you two deserve each other. MS/Holstein - a dysfunctional marriage made in hell.

  24. Put down the glass pipe, Jon on The Post 9/11 Tech Boom · · Score: 2

    Here in Research Triangle Park, NC we are in the midst of the worst recession and the worst unemployment since the invention of the vacuum tube.

  25. nope nope nope on Alan Cox: The Battle for the Desktop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Home apps are:

    Internet connection
    Low end Ethernet NIC to broadband
    Wireless to broadband
    Low end office apps for personal/school
    Personal bookkeeping/money
    Geneology and similar specialized apps
    Multimedia
    CD operations including stripping and burning
    CD burning for data backup
    Games
    Internet games
    IM
    Color scanning
    Color printing
    Sharable file formats
    Trackball/optical mouse support
    Joystick game controller support
    Quick boot
    Resilient recovery from hard power off