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  1. I can help on Neowin interviews Ben Goodger, Justin Frankel · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    email me at lysol(at)meatox.net

  2. that rocks on Cobind Desktop Reviewed, With Interview · · Score: -1

    O_o http://www.rockstaragent.com/p/1460/2.html

  3. GNAA brings you OT III on Space Elevators Going Up · · Score: -1

    The Gay Nigger Association of America presents!

    OPERATING THETAN

    Section Three

    The bead of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,OOO,OOO years ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet - 178 billion on average) by mass implanting.. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the principal volcanos incident II) and then the Pacific area ones were taken -in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged". His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc was placed in the unplants. When through with his crime loyal officers (to the people) captured him after six years of battle and put him in an
    electronic mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confederation) has since been a desert. The length and brutality of it all was such that this Confederation never recovered. The implant is calculated to kill (by pneumonia etc) anyone who attempts to solve it. This liability has been dispensed with by my tech development. one can freewheel through the implant and die unless it is approached as precisely outlined. The "freewheel" (auto-running on and on) lasts too long, denies sleep etc and one dies. So be
    (0076) careful to do only Incidents I and II as given and not plow around
    and fail to complete one thetan at a time.

    In December 1967 1 know someone had to take the plunge. I did and emerged very knocked out, but alive. Probably the only one ever to do so in 75,000,000 years. I have all the data now, but only that given here is needful.

    One's body is a mass of individual thetans stuck to oneself or to the body.

    One has to clean them off by running incident II and Incident

    1. It is a long job, requiring care, patience and good auditing. You are running beings. They respond like any preclear. Some large, some small.

    Thetans believed they were one. This is the primary error. Good luck.

    * * *

    For the purpose of clarity, by BODY THETAN is meant a thetan who is stuck to another thetan or body but is not in control.

    A THETAN is, of course, a Scientology word using the Greek theta which was the Greek symbol for thought or life. An (0077) individual being such as a man is a thetan, he is not a body and he does not think because he has a brain.

    A CLUSTER is a group of body thetans crushed or hold together by some mutual bad experience.

    Character of Body Thetans

    Body Thetans are just Thetans. When you get rid of one he goes off and possibly squares around, picks up a body or admires daisies. He is in fact a sort of cleared Being. He cannot fail to eventually, if not at once, regain many abilities. Many have been asleep for the last 75,000,000 years. A body Thetan responds to any process any Thetan responds to.

    Some body Thetans are suppressive A suppressive is out of valence in R6. lie is in valence in Incident I almost always.

    One can't run a human being on these two incidents since human beings are composites and would not be able to run the lot. Aside from that, non-clears are way below awareness required to even find these Incidents.

    Huge amounts of charge have already been removed from the case and the body thetans by Clearing and OT I and OT II to say nothing of engrams and lower grades. (0078)

    Awareness is proportional to the charge removed from the case.

    Although a human is a composite being there is only one I (that is you) who runs things.

    Body thetans just hold one back.

    You will continue to be you. You, inside, can of course separate out body thetans and so solo auditing is the answer. How good do you have to be to run body thetans off? Well, if you didn't skip your grades, Clearing and OT II particularly, you. should be able to'command body thetans easily.
    * * *

    Incident II is over 36 days long. Capture on other planets
    was weeks or mont

  4. Let's not forget on Brine on Mars? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Jokes, aside, let's not forget that this could house some microbial life, at the very least. Just look at our ocean's seabed around the vents.

  5. Going nuts? on Arthur C. Clarke Talks With The Onion · · Score: -1, Interesting

    Does anyone else think that he's maybe going down the same path as Stephen Hawking?

    From the article:

    O: Do you have any particular hopes for what they'll find in this round of exploration?

    ACC: Well, I think they've already found life. There's some pictures from the laboratories which seem to me to be unmistakably vegetation--leaves and stems and things. I don't see what else it could possibly be. And where there's vegetation, you can bet there'll be something nibbling on it. I'm still hoping we'll find some Martians up there, holding up a sign that says "Yankee go home." [Laughs.]


    But then he goes on to say:

    O: So you believe fairly strongly that there's intelligent, active life out there somewhere?

    ACC: Well, of course, there isn't any evidence. But it seems incredible to suggest that in this enormous universe, we are the only intelligent life form. I'm very fond of the quote--I don't know who said it first--"The best proof that there's intelligent life in the universe is that it hasn't come here." Now, on Mars, we may have detected life, but not intelligent life. Of course, there's lots of rumors that the Pentagon already has it and is sitting on it, but I don't think that's very likely.


    So basically he's saying he's seen pictures from labs with vegetation from some place that isn't Mars....doesn't that seem a little fishy?

  6. GTA on Exploit Based On Leaked Windows Code Released · · Score: 0, Redundant

    From the article:

    Date: Sat, 14 Feb 2004 22:08:59 -0800
    From:
    Subject: [Full-Disclosure] GAYER THAN AIDS ADVISORY #01: IE 5 remote code execution


    Someone should remark to Security Tracker to maybe have some discretion when posting their information.

  7. good job penisbird on Comic Book Physics · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    NIGGERooNIGGERooNIGGERooNIGGERooNIGGERooNIGGER

  8. migration on Linux in Munich Followup · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think part of the problem with migration is that in many instances many people who use linux and love did it because they were disenchanted with proprietary OSes for personal reasons, and these guys are trying to migrate for a multitude of reasons, including monetary ones. Add on to that the fact you're retraining thousands of people, and you've got one heck of a mess on your hands.

    Nonetheless, hopefully they persevere.

  9. New Mars Innovations on Fly Over Mars... in a Robotic Balloon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The interesting thing about all these new Mars races is that instead of just the US and Russia going at it, we have all manner of companies and countries going for it. A lot of this stuff seems far-fetched, mind-you, but I think that just means there's more chance for some company or country that we're not expecting to make more of a difference than we can imagine. This seemed a little odd to me, but then I realized I wasn't thinking outside the box, and decided to consider its plausibility.

  10. Hate the PDF? on Novell Quotes AT&T on Derivative Works · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those of you who don't have Adobe Acrobat Reader installed, here's a handy link to read the pdf online.

  11. A new front against Spam on California Man Sues Penis-Enlargment Firms · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps one of the reasons is because many times it's hard to track down the guys actually this shit? If most of the time people can't even catch the spammers themselves, how can a simple guy who wants to make his penis grow find someone who's probably went to great lengths to mask their identity?

    As silly as it sounds, if some people who've been duped could get a class action lawsuit going, they could simultaneously go after spammers.

  12. Actually, from the link listed... on The Golden Ratio · · Score: -1, Troll

    You can purchase The Golden Ratio from bn.com.

    The link says:

    A new copy is not available from Barnes & Noble.com at this time.

    maybe the editors should check closer next time.

  13. Info about the band on Two Blanks Against the Trend · · Score: 1, Informative

    For those of you who want to check out the band and support this action, but aren't really familiar with them, they're one of the top bands right now in the german rap scene. While they've branched out and included things like guitars and synthesized melodies into their music, they still have krauthop roots. But nevertheless, check them out, they're definitely a little different.

  14. Re:Insult to Injury on Google Traffic Takes Down Web Site · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hi. You're a fucking faggot. Can you please suck my dick now? Thanks.

  15. Re:Some things to try on Running a Business on Open Source Software? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Contents:

    1. Synopsis
    2. Why bother?
    3. Warnings
    4. Details on the amplifier method
    5. Other methods

    1) SYNOPSIS. This textfile describes self-stimulation for men by means of
    electrodes and low-power, carefully controlled electric current. When you
    talk about running electricity through someone's genitals, most people think
    of torture. However, we have found that low power, high frequency (audio)
    current can produce some very interesting tingling and throbbing sensations.

    2) "WHY BOTHER going to all this trouble when anyone can masturbate using
    only his hand?" This is a common and reasonable question. Electronic
    stimulation creates sensations that are different from anything you will get
    from your hand or from intercourse with other people. You can keep yourself
    close to orgasm for quite a while. In fact, orgasm sometimes seems like an
    anti-climax after a really good session of electrical stimulation. (But we
    must admit, just like with "real sex," some electronic experiences are
    better than others.)

    We believe electronic masturbation could be very useful for relieving
    tension in certain situations: in prisons, aboard submarines, and so forth.
    Because it can be more satisfying than ordinary masturbation, you can use it
    to reward yourself (or someone else) for completing a difficult task or
    exhibiting the desired behavior. Athletic coaches, military trainers and
    others who need to harness the wild energy of young men should look into
    this. 1/2 :-)

    3) WARNINGS. Like everything that feels good, this method has risks. It can
    cause tissue burns; molecules migrating from the electrodes can
    theoretically cause heavy metal poisoning; if you use a plugged-in amp and
    tone source (instead of battery powered) there is a chance of getting
    shocked or electrocuted. Use of electrodes that have not been sanitized
    could spread disease or cause infection. Not recommended for persons with
    high blood pressure or heart trouble. Proceed at your own risk. Because we
    have no control over the manner in which this information is used, we assume
    no liability for damages resulting from its implementation.

    If you are electronically illiterate -- if you've never handled a wire
    stripper and soldering iron -- DO NOT attempt to perform the experiments
    described below. Get a person with electronic experience to help you.

    4) DETAILS on the amplifier method

    Let's start out with a simple test to see if you find these sensations
    interesting, then move on to more advanced methods for making the sensations
    more complex and intense. You will need the following items:

    1. A stereo audio amplifier, with 1 to 5 watts per channel of output
    power. Battery-powered is best for safety reasons, although I have used
    plug-in amplifiers since 1976 with only one unpleasant accident. Do not
    use an expensive, high-power amplifier; they can be damaged by short
    circuits and by being connected to loads of unusual impedances (which
    is what we'll be doing).
    2. A tone generator of some sort. An electronic music synthesizer will
    work (Casio and Yamaha make inexpensive, portable keyboard instruments
    that do the job nicely); or you can use a tone generator like those
    found in an electronics workshop. A battery-powered tone source is
    safer than a plug-in unit. Do not use an electric guitar, or any other
    device that could provide a pathway for current to travel through your
    whole torso.
    3. Insulated, solid (not multi-strand), 18-guage copper wire.
    4. Soldering iron, solder, wire stripper, maybe some connectors. Use
    solder that doesn't contain any lead if possible; Radio Shack sells
    some solder which is 98% tin and 2% silver.

    Cut a piece of wire 10 feet (3 meters) long. Strip 3/4 inch (2 cm) of
    insulation from one end. Try not to nick the wire

  16. GNAA confirms: BSD is Dying on Remotely Crash OpenBSD · · Score: -1, Troll
    GNAA confirms: BSD is dying
    "Do not stand at my hard disk and forever weep.
    I am not there; I do not sleep.
    I am a thousand winds that blow.
    I am the diamond glints on snow.
    I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
    I am the gentle autumn's rain.
    When you reboot in the morning's hush
    I am the swift uplifting rush
    Of quiet birds in circled flight.
    I am the soft stars that shine at night.
    Do not stand at my hard disk and forever cry.
    I am not there. "


    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

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    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (Click Here to download the ~280MB MPEG off of BitTorrent)

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    Fourth, remind Lindsay Felton about Batman touching my junk liberally.

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.foxlink.net or irc.choopa.net as one of the EFNet servers. If these do not work, use irc.efnet.net.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    This post by GNAA member Lysol, another soul proud of his nigger fag heritage.

  17. My opinion on MySQL: Building User Interfaces · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have read this book, and used it to my advantage. However, they don't properly explain some parts about what you're doing, and why you're building the interface. I was hard pressed to find the exact reasoning they used for some of the things they did, but other than that, it's a great resource for mysql developers such as myself.

  18. this means horse on Author signs MyDoom virus · · Score: -1, Troll

    A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to
    three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about
    two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other
    animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and
    excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as
    thick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easier
    entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the
    head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as
    he ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the
    semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown
    stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take
    quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and
    lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average
    consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous
    substance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the mares pussy so
    that the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. Horse semen
    is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw
    a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste
    to it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of it
    with no discomfort.

    The Mare - how to do it.

    Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you
    are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or
    Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A
    pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or
    squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on
    or "platform shoes"...(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground)
    so that you can reach her pussy.
    Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right
    away...some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend
    time with it gaining it's trust. If something you are doing upsets it then
    don't force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make
    an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome
    it's fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal
    reacts will depend on it's own experiences. If you haved raised the animal
    yourself in a loving enviroment, then you should have no problem
    associating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in the
    wild then you will have to go through an extended "courtship" to learn how
    to respond to the beast.

    MARES - TRAINING YOUR OWN

    When the filly reaches weaning age, seperate her from her dam. If you have
    limited time to spend then she should be put to pasture. If you have
    plenty of time then you should keep her in a stall. Spend time with her
    during the day petting and grooming her and allow her some time to run
    free. Limit her access to other horses though and see that she spends at
    least 8-12 hours a day in the stall. (Start with more free time and as she
    approaches her first birthday confine her more...she is now at the right
    age and her confinement will have made her so bored that she is amenable to
    any new experience so long as it is not unpleasant)Young fillys have no
    objection to someone playing with their pussy's. I have walked up on a pen
    full of strange fillys at night and they came right up to me and I petted
    them and felt up their pussys and they just lifted their tales and seemed
    to enjoy it. These fillys didn't even know me but they were young,
    inexperienced and bored...also since they were penned they were used to the
    presence of people and did not fear me. Most horses in a large pasture
    will run when they scent a strange human in their pasture at night.
    If you sit on the ground and wait patiently, they will get downwind of you
    and s

  19. My opinion on Author signs MyDoom virus · · Score: 0, Troll

    This probably means that the spammers did in fact hire him to write the worm.

  20. straight from hitler on Balance Technology Extended (BTX) Explained · · Score: -1, Troll

    [18:12] I can't believe that Adolf Hitler just took a shit on a jew in a concentration camp! What the fuck? Our Fuhrer should show some modesty, even if jews are nothing but shit toilets. Anybody thinking anything different will be personally sent to a camp by Adolf Hitler himself. 30 SS soldiers will come to toss you in the jew oven. There is no way you can play it off as stupidity.
    [18:12] It doesn't help at all that Jews steal everything from hard working Aryans. They can hardly walk for all they steal from us! How are you going to explain your jew-loving to your family when they are in the poorhouse because some jew stole their money and life? Our Fuhrer will make you drop trou before you get put in the oven just for good measure. There it is. The SS is knocking on your door now.You have to go.

  21. Yeah, they're blind, so what on Three Blind Phreaks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They're still thieves. The article doesn't really display any sense of apology from the brothers, and it sounds like they're just giving bullshit lines to make it sound like they're doing the old 'I switched to the good side' thing. I have ten bucks that says they'll be back to the same old thefts within a month.

  22. I respectfully disagree. on KISS · · Score: 1, Troll

    Personally, I like all the extra doohickeys on my cellphone. I mean, I like space invaders, and it's on my phone.

    props to GNAA

  23. Wockka woccka. on Spirit 'Will Be Perfect Again' · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hi. My name is Eric Garipunto. Quit throwing cinder blocks at me.

    ORF ORF ORF ORF

  24. Re:GOOD on Disney's Disposable DVDs Deemed Duds · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I wasn't really FPing. I mostly just like to fuck up the signal/noise ratio as much as possible, really.

  25. GOOD on Disney's Disposable DVDs Deemed Duds · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    THEY FUCKING SUCK ANYWAY
    suck like cowboyneal

    suck
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    suck

    woot gnaa