I'm a lonely office worker at the fourth floor of the Hampton-Macy building in Burgess Square. Most of the time I just stare at documents with all manner of boring graphs, charts, line-items, and signatures. I can't even tell you what I do for a living.
My work is quite possibly my most favorite thing in the whole wide world. I'll tell you why.
Each day I bring with me to my place of employment a small bottle. This bottle is white and opaque and has slight graphite marks on it from being in my briefcase, next to my seven No. 2 pencils. Inside this bottle is a number of gelatin caps with various substances inside.
I always arrive at work early. This gives me the advantage of appearing to be a model employee. I always stay later than him, as well, shuffling along with my game of solitaire. Sometimes I bring him lunch, which is usually the Cold Cut Trio from Subway, or a box of Vegetable Lo Mein from the Asian place accross the street. My supervisor never even inspects my work.
It's about 7:30 AM and I make my way to the coffee maker to brew fresh coffee for the whole office. I also place a few capsules in the mass of coffee grounds in the filter. These capsules have various things like my own semen and feces in them. Dehydrated and concentrated, of course. Everyone loves my coffee.
I also place dilute amounts of bleach in the water cooler. Sometimes I put sugar in it, too.
It's very gratifying to watch these very boring people slowly take more sick days. I've started to take a few every now and then, as to not appear suspicious. Nobody completely suspects anything yet. I've been doing this off and on for the last nine months, as to keep them all in a constant state of sickness and poisoning. I keep detailed logs, when I can, of each and every one of their sick days. I create Excel spreadsheets and generate charts from them based on this data. I'm thinking about creating an internet website detailing these results, anonymously. I'm sure somebody would find this information useful. Perhaps to exceed my own scientific techniques and perform a more thorough study. When that day comes I will be pleased.
Engadget frequently has stories hours and days before Slashdot, and cut straight to the interesting shit, not four posts about SCO a day. Check them out. Everything Slashdot is supposed to be, what it isn't, and more.
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - EFNet oper wannabe Hyphen was found sporting a penis in her London home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will be saddened - even if you couldn't look past the bad british teeth and pock marks, there's no denying her contributions to ops begging everywhere. Truly an American icon.
Had one of these at the college I was a work study at. Damn thing would turn on, but no image would come up. So, I cracked it open, and the light reflector (kind of a half sphere) was cracked in half. All the others were checked out and the dean of the college needed it, so I thought quickly, and grabbed some clear tape. Used a liberal (think michael moore, our favorite xbox) amount to make sure the reflector wouldn't come apart, and stuck it back it. Fired it up, and worked fine.
The next day we looked inside and the tape had melted and burned, fusing the reflector back together. We kept using it until we got a new part.
Good Afternoon, Ladies and Gents! This is Todd Rimmington, with a hot installment of LINUX LIES. Today
we examine the pervasive dishonesty of evil motherfucker Richard Stallman.
It is not unknown that Richard Stallman is a flamboyant proponent of COMMUNISM. But what most people don't know is
that he is a proponent of MOLESTING CHILDREN. A statement by Mister Stallman lastweek quoted him as saying "I believe
that anyone should be able to profess and show their love for anyone. No government or god can stop that." When asked if
tha included a fat, gangly, hairy, disgusting, greasy obviously homosexual programmer living on MIT's dime while professing
the greater of Communism's platform ideals showing their love for nubile young boys, he said "Fuck yeah!"
Shocking. It is up to you, the readers of slashdot and LINUX LIES to decide for yourself:
"IS STALLMAN A COMMIE KIDDIE TOUCHER?"
About Todd Rimmington
Todd Rimmington is a GAY NIGGER. You can reach him via the nick LYSOL on niggernet #GNAA.
Simply connect to irc.gnaa.us and/join #gnaa, and ask for either TODD or LYSOL.
The minute you have a funny hostname, some admin is spinning in his chair thinking of a multitude of religious reasons why it's wrong. Hell, some IRC servers won't even let you connect if you have the word 'fuck' in your hostname (I had fuck.wilwheaton.org for a time, now just connect from wilwheaton.org).
This article such a great example of how chicken-littling about nanotechnology and the like is really pointless...because, well, it's vaporware (in the work that they envision).
Then you have technology vultures like Crichton who totally spit in the face of science and physics to make his money using that same old irritating style he banked on Jurassic Park with.
No doubt nanotech will creep up in many applications, but we always see this sort of thing happening with anything that could be a detriment as well as a benefit.
IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat. IRC is the official communications medium of gay niggers worldwide, and although many of our brethren find it to be a difficult thing to get used to, it doesn't have to be!
Like many of the things on the internet, IRC follows a client-server model of operation. There is a central server (or network of servers) that handles communications between many clients. To start chatting, you need a client, and a server to connect to. There are many networks made especially for white males from Norway, but there is one network for gay niggers. This network can be reached via irc.gnaa.us.
Also, you need to be in a channel to talk to gay niggers. An IRC channel is (almost) always prefixed with #. The channel you will want to connect to in this instance is #gnaa (case is irrelevant). Once in the channel, you will see (usually) a list of nicks (users) on the side, or displayed as a list. Most clients will show a @ next to certain nicks. These nicks have channel operator status, and can kick you the fuck out. If you are a white hetero in #gnaa, this will be used, so please, do not be white or straight.
So, I'm sure you want to get going, so we're going to get you an IRC client. We're going to assume you're using Windows, because only nullo losers from Finland use Lunix. Go to http://www.mirc.com and click on the link that says 'Download mIRC'. Then a whole bunch of states will appear, and you can click on any of these to download mIRC.
Next, run the installer, and say yes to it a few times. You will have an icon with some fruity letters that says mIRC. Double-click this. It will pop up a window asking for a real name, nickname, alternate nickname, and email address. Just put "nigger@gnaa.us" as your email, and for real name, please put "Gary Niger". For nickname, we suggest something not only nubian, but funky! Next, click on ok, ignoring the rest of the useless features.
In the main window you should see a big empty white space with one line of white space on the bottom. All commands in most IRC clients start with "/", so get used to it fast.
To connect to a server:/server irc.gnaa.us
To join a channel:/join #gnaa
To part a channel:/part #gnaa
or just/part
while in the window
To talk to someone privately, double-click their name, or type:/msg timecop So, when you bringing the nubile virgin boys?
or something like that.
These are just the very basics! In the next installment I will show you more things about the wonderful world of Gay Nigger IRC, including file transfers, operating your own channel, and how to properly fuck with IRCops (i.e. Pi).
Every single time a new p2p client comes out, it gets various posts on different tech sites saying how it's the wave of the future, and it seems only a fraction of the time is it even close to being true, and usually it only attains a fraction of the status that it tries to live up to. While I haven't used this one yet, I myself am very skeptical of the hype (yes, hype!) surrounding this new p2p network.
Sure, it includes some features I've never seen in a p2p client before, but so does the new version of Yahoo Messenger. I'd rather see improvements to the structure and robustness of an existing network/program myself (as Soulseek has done) than a bunch of features that I know I'll never use. Then again, I really don't even download anything anymore.
China keeps showing more and more signs that it wants to be a big player in the world despite being communist. If they could just smooth over the human rights people (I suppose they should actually improve the human rights thing in general), they could very well become a very important figure in the world economy (not that they're not already).
I know people refer to the United States as the world's only superpower? But why is that? What makes a superpower?
In some other ways, seems like China has gone from exceedingly liberal (Communist) to more moderate, while the US is still that funny mix of liberal and right wing type of ideas.
Slashdot Mirror
too bad it sucks.
and ripped off from metafilter
losers
oh, you mean free? there's no reason for an individual end user to purchase an OS.
shut the fuck up you goddamn fucking nigger.
Let's be gay together baby.
You don't make a difference you fucking losers. I'll tell you how to make a difference: kill as many people as you possibly can.
And get this stupid politics.slashdot horseshit off here.
I'm a lonely office worker at the fourth floor of the Hampton-Macy building in Burgess Square. Most of the time I just stare at documents with all manner of boring graphs, charts, line-items, and signatures. I can't even tell you what I do for a living.
My work is quite possibly my most favorite thing in the whole wide world. I'll tell you why.
Each day I bring with me to my place of employment a small bottle. This bottle is white and opaque and has slight graphite marks on it from being in my briefcase, next to my seven No. 2 pencils. Inside this bottle is a number of gelatin caps with various substances inside.
I always arrive at work early. This gives me the advantage of appearing to be a model employee. I always stay later than him, as well, shuffling along with my game of solitaire. Sometimes I bring him lunch, which is usually the Cold Cut Trio from Subway, or a box of Vegetable Lo Mein from the Asian place accross the street. My supervisor never even inspects my work.
It's about 7:30 AM and I make my way to the coffee maker to brew fresh coffee for the whole office. I also place a few capsules in the mass of coffee grounds in the filter. These capsules have various things like my own semen and feces in them. Dehydrated and concentrated, of course. Everyone loves my coffee.
I also place dilute amounts of bleach in the water cooler. Sometimes I put sugar in it, too.
It's very gratifying to watch these very boring people slowly take more sick days. I've started to take a few every now and then, as to not appear suspicious. Nobody completely suspects anything yet. I've been doing this off and on for the last nine months, as to keep them all in a constant state of sickness and poisoning. I keep detailed logs, when I can, of each and every one of their sick days. I create Excel spreadsheets and generate charts from them based on this data. I'm thinking about creating an internet website detailing these results, anonymously. I'm sure somebody would find this information useful. Perhaps to exceed my own scientific techniques and perform a more thorough study. When that day comes I will be pleased.
Engadget frequently has stories hours and days before Slashdot, and cut straight to the interesting shit, not four posts about SCO a day. Check them out. Everything Slashdot is supposed to be, what it isn't, and more.
Engadget > Slashdot
too bad it otherwise crashes every hour
Sad news ... Hyphen O'lene, male at 17
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - EFNet oper wannabe Hyphen was found sporting a penis in her London home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will be saddened - even if you couldn't look past the bad british teeth and pock marks, there's no denying her contributions to ops begging everywhere. Truly an American icon.
Bow down and suck a nigger cock.
Had one of these at the college I was a work study at. Damn thing would turn on, but no image would come up. So, I cracked it open, and the light reflector (kind of a half sphere) was cracked in half. All the others were checked out and the dean of the college needed it, so I thought quickly, and grabbed some clear tape. Used a liberal (think michael moore, our favorite xbox) amount to make sure the reflector wouldn't come apart, and stuck it back it. Fired it up, and worked fine.
The next day we looked inside and the tape had melted and burned, fusing the reflector back together. We kept using it until we got a new part.
It is not unknown that Richard Stallman is a flamboyant proponent of COMMUNISM. But what most people don't know is that he is a proponent of MOLESTING CHILDREN. A statement by Mister Stallman lastweek quoted him as saying "I believe that anyone should be able to profess and show their love for anyone. No government or god can stop that." When asked if tha included a fat, gangly, hairy, disgusting, greasy obviously homosexual programmer living on MIT's dime while professing the greater of Communism's platform ideals showing their love for nubile young boys, he said "Fuck yeah!"
Shocking. It is up to you, the readers of slashdot and LINUX LIES to decide for yourself:
"IS STALLMAN A COMMIE KIDDIE TOUCHER?"
About Todd Rimmington
Todd Rimmington is a GAY NIGGER. You can reach him via the nick LYSOL on niggernet #GNAA. Simply connect to irc.gnaa.us and /join #gnaa, and ask for either TODD or LYSOL.
THIS IS A GNAA SPONSORED MESSAGE.
Your ass plays host to many parasites that dwell within shit.
Sounds like you provoked them to me, and that you're only telling half the story.
for once you don't fail it!
I am a faggot.
I hate jews.
The minute you have a funny hostname, some admin is spinning in his chair thinking of a multitude of religious reasons why it's wrong. Hell, some IRC servers won't even let you connect if you have the word 'fuck' in your hostname (I had fuck.wilwheaton.org for a time, now just connect from wilwheaton.org).
Oh yeah, and we're running out of IPs too, guys.
irc.gnaa.us #gnaa
We will have a press release and party to commemorate.
first gnaa comment
This article such a great example of how chicken-littling about nanotechnology and the like is really pointless...because, well, it's vaporware (in the work that they envision).
Then you have technology vultures like Crichton who totally spit in the face of science and physics to make his money using that same old irritating style he banked on Jurassic Park with.
No doubt nanotech will creep up in many applications, but we always see this sort of thing happening with anything that could be a detriment as well as a benefit.
I'm sure someone will create a DIY RFID jammer if it already hasn't been done.
LYSOL PRESENTS
/server irc.gnaa.us
/join #gnaa
/part #gnaa
/part
/msg timecop So, when you bringing the nubile virgin boys?
An Internet Relay Chat Tutorial
* What is IRC?
IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat. IRC is the official communications
medium of gay niggers worldwide, and although many of our brethren find it
to be a difficult thing to get used to, it doesn't have to be!
Like many of the things on the internet, IRC follows a client-server model
of operation. There is a central server (or network of servers) that handles
communications between many clients. To start chatting, you need a client,
and a server to connect to. There are many networks made especially for
white males from Norway, but there is one network for gay niggers. This
network can be reached via irc.gnaa.us.
Also, you need to be in a channel to talk to gay niggers. An IRC channel
is (almost) always prefixed with #. The channel you will want to connect to
in this instance is #gnaa (case is irrelevant). Once in the channel, you
will see (usually) a list of nicks (users) on the side, or displayed as a
list. Most clients will show a @ next to certain nicks. These nicks have
channel operator status, and can kick you the fuck out. If you are a white
hetero in #gnaa, this will be used, so please, do not be white or straight.
So, I'm sure you want to get going, so we're going to get you an IRC
client. We're going to assume you're using Windows, because only nullo
losers from Finland use Lunix. Go to http://www.mirc.com and click on the
link that says 'Download mIRC'. Then a whole bunch of states will appear,
and you can click on any of these to download mIRC.
Next, run the installer, and say yes to it a few times. You will have an
icon with some fruity letters that says mIRC. Double-click this. It will pop
up a window asking for a real name, nickname, alternate nickname, and email
address. Just put "nigger@gnaa.us" as your email, and for real name, please
put "Gary Niger". For nickname, we suggest something not only nubian, but
funky! Next, click on ok, ignoring the rest of the useless features.
In the main window you should see a big empty white space with one line of
white space on the bottom. All commands in most IRC clients start with "/",
so get used to it fast.
To connect to a server:
To join a channel:
To part a channel:
or just
while in the window
To talk to someone privately, double-click their name, or type:
or something like that.
These are just the very basics! In the next installment I will show you
more things about the wonderful world of Gay Nigger IRC, including file
transfers, operating your own channel, and how to properly fuck with IRCops
(i.e. Pi).
~lysol
lysol (at) meatbox.net
Every single time a new p2p client comes out, it gets various posts on different tech sites saying how it's the wave of the future, and it seems only a fraction of the time is it even close to being true, and usually it only attains a fraction of the status that it tries to live up to. While I haven't used this one yet, I myself am very skeptical of the hype (yes, hype!) surrounding this new p2p network.
Sure, it includes some features I've never seen in a p2p client before, but so does the new version of Yahoo Messenger. I'd rather see improvements to the structure and robustness of an existing network/program myself (as Soulseek has done) than a bunch of features that I know I'll never use. Then again, I really don't even download anything anymore.
Just my thoughts on this matter.
China keeps showing more and more signs that it wants to be a big player in the world despite being communist. If they could just smooth over the human rights people (I suppose they should actually improve the human rights thing in general), they could very well become a very important figure in the world economy (not that they're not already).
I know people refer to the United States as the world's only superpower? But why is that? What makes a superpower?
In some other ways, seems like China has gone from exceedingly liberal (Communist) to more moderate, while the US is still that funny mix of liberal and right wing type of ideas.