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  1. Re:just like windows 3 on Android Honeycomb Born Too Early · · Score: 4, Funny

    Title: just like windows 3
    Conclusion: it's hard to make comparisons

    You win.

  2. Re:Sounds about right on LotR Rewritten From a Mordor Perspective · · Score: 2

    And the Star War in which a desert planet dirt farmer saves the galaxy is also fantasy.

  3. Re:"awesomely bad 80s graphics" on 'Tron: Legacy' Director Explains the Tron World · · Score: 1

    Maybe you weren't alive in the 80's but that's just how we talked. We said stuff like:

    "I love Tron's graphics, they're so BAD."
    and
    "Tron's graphics are so BAD, they spun me right round, baby, right round. Like a record, baby, right round round round."
    and
    "Tron's colors are like my dream. Red, gold and green."
    and
    "Like totally to the max!"

  4. Re:I disagree w/ his predictions on Ray Kurzweil's Slippery Futurism · · Score: 2

    B) If you don't think that machines can ever be "sentient" but you do believe that biological organisms can be, then you must explain what magic is happening in biology which can not be replicated in other media.

    Also, if you could explain at exactly which level of biological intelligence "sentience" emerges. I'll assume you would claim humans as sentient. Is that all humans? How about apes? Monkeys? All mammals? All vertebrates? Maybe if we can determine who is sentient and who isn't, we can study the differences in their brains and find out what is the magic part that makes it all possible.

  5. Re:2012-10 on Windows 8 To Be Released In October 2012 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Still ... aren't we supposed to skip every version of Windows (because they're always only half-cooked)?

    There. Fixed that for ya.

  6. Re:Rounding Error? on 66% of All Windows Users Still Use Windows XP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Vocabulary != grammar

    So, no, you're not a grammar nazi. You're a vocabulary nazi but maybe just not a very good one.

  7. I want one! on Promised Microsoft Tablet 'No Thicker Than Sheet of Glass' · · Score: 1

    I was gonna get an iPad but now that someone has vaguely described a competing product I think I'll just hold on to my money for up to 3 years consider buying it instead.

  8. How is this news? on Dog Eats Man's Toe and Saves His Life · · Score: 1

    This is a clear case of "dog bites man" and therefore, by definition, not news. Let me know when a diabetic dog's life is saved by his heroic master eating one of his toes.

  9. Just like modern Porche owner on King Tut's Chariot a Marvel of Ancient Engineering · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like more evidence for that small penis theory.

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:King_Tut_had_a_small_penis

  10. Don't stop there! on Programmable Origami · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for programmable okonomiyaki.

  11. Obligatory Brockman on NASA Says Moon Has More Water Than Great Lakes · · Score: 0

    And I, for one, welcome our new moon water overlords.

    But seriously, if you want anyone to get interested in the moon, you need to find out how much light sweet crude is up there.

  12. US Only? on Starbucks Frees Wi-Fi · · Score: 3, Informative

    Please bring this to Japan. It is impossible to find free wifi here. SBC used to have it but they seem to have completely folded.

  13. Re:huh? on Why Beatrix Potter Would Love a Digital Reader · · Score: 1

    I'm not entirely convinced that a backlit screen causes as much eye strain as people think. It may sound strange, but I think part of the blame is on badly rendered fonts. I rarely, if ever, get eye strain reading text on a Mac or iPod but chunky Windows fonts will do it to me. Or maybe it's just psychological...

  14. Re:australia? on Australian Police Ask Facebook For Police Alarm Button · · Score: 4, Funny

    They got 'a guy' into parliament? 'A' guy? One? Let me tell you about the USA...

  15. Re:huh? on Why Beatrix Potter Would Love a Digital Reader · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody. But if anyone did, they'd immediately find the premise of the article ridiculous. Good luck teaching a baby to use a Kindle. Also, I doubt babies would be interested in monochrome rabbits.

    I used to have an ereader, not a kindle but similar, and I liked it a lot until it broke. But I really don't see why anyone would choose a kindle or similar device over an iPad. Am I missing something?

  16. Re:Apple "It Just Works" on Why Apple Is So Sticky · · Score: 1

    Wow, I feel like I know so much about you now. What was your point, again?

  17. Reverse? on Apple Reverses iPad "No Cash Purchase" Policy · · Score: 1

    They didn't 'reverse' the policy, they ended it. A reversal would result in a new policy in which you may only pay with cash.

  18. Re:Not a selling point on Technical Objections To the Ogg Container Format · · Score: 1

    Thanks for summing that up. But you forgot that those reasons are not evenly weighted. Let me help you:

    1. 5%
    2. 90%
    3. 0%
    4. It often creates smaller files than the alternatives - 5%.

  19. Re:Precident-setting? on Glenn Beck Loses Dispute Over Parody Domain · · Score: 1

    Yes but also, Beck will now have to periodically renew the domain to keep it from falling into the "wrong" hands. So, every year or so his credit card statement will bear the words "didglenbeckrapeandmurderayounggirlin1990". Something about that makes me smile.

  20. Japanese on Shouldn't Every Developer Understand English? · · Score: 1

    Recently, I've seen some C# code written by Japanese which not only has Japanese comments, but also strings and even constants that use Japanese multibyte characters. It's really ridiculous because it compounds the problem, it's not just a language problem anymore, it's also an encoding problem. I think the latter is actually harder to deal with.

  21. Re:Xbox Fiasco, Zune, Vista, Stock Price on Does Ballmer Need To Go? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only one man can save Microsoft now. But where is Gil Amelio when they really need him?

  22. Re:Macbook Pro on Vista Named Year's Most Disappointing Product · · Score: 1

    It does say something beyond that actually. It indicates that Microsoft may not have a very good working relationship with hardware companies. Clearly MS isn't optimizing their stuff to run on Apple's hardware but maybe they're not doing much to make sure it works well with any hardware.

  23. Just when they had it working... on Gates Expresses Surprise Over IE8 Secrecy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "They seem to have lost the transparency that they had."

    It took them 10 years to finally get PNGs working properly and now they're going to be broken again?

  24. Re:To quote Penn and Teller... on Paranormal Investigations and Belief in Ghosts · · Score: 1

    You may think it's pretty sad that so many Americans believe in such a silly thing but here in Japan, practically everyone believes in ghosts. It's so prevalent that when people find out that my opinion is basically the same as Penn and Teller's conclusion, they're usually shocked and can't believe it. To them, it seems, the existence of ghosts is as much a fact of life as the sun rising in the East.

    It's pretty weird quirk for a country that seems to be so far ahead of the curve in so many other ways.

  25. Re:Battlestar Craptastica on Battlestar Galactica To Continue After All · · Score: 1

    Your #5 doesn't work. The timeline of the establishment of the 13th colony and our own understanding of our species' history on earth has the Galactica arriving on earth when humans are still quite primitive.