Anyways, since my "death star" laser was developed by my evil minions in Santa Cruz, California, I thought we'd name it in their honor - THE SANTA CRUZ OPERATION!
SCOTT snickers again.
DR. EVIL
What now?
SCOTT
The Santa Cruz Operation is a technology company that makes money from frivolous lawsuits. Why dont you just call it the Walt Disney project? Ass.
The infidel american lies go deeper than that, my friend. They are not in Baghdad. They are not in control of any ISP. I tell you this. It is all a lie. They lie. It is a hollywood movie. You do not believe them. But let the American infidels bask in their illusion. We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.
There is no way penguins can write SMP code without our help. We will slaughter all the penquins and have them for dinner
As SCO's new press minister, I can confirm this.
IBM are a superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone. These cowards have no morals - they have no shame about lying. We will slaughter them all.... most of them. The situation is excellent, they are going to try to sue us, and I believe their grave will be there. We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp!
We will slaughter them all, the International gang of bastard pirates! They are retreating on all fronts. Their legal effort is a subject of laughter throughout the world. In a few days, you will all witness something that can only be considered very beautiful against IBM. That, I assure you. We feed them death and hell!
I used glade in my previous job. We found it a fantastic piece of technology: it was particularly helpful in driving away the enemy forces. With the power of Glade we placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead. Other GUI design systems rely on what I call a desperate and stupid method. God will roast their stomachs in hell.
The linux kernel is full of our stolen code. I triple guarantee you - it is all over the place! We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted. I will show you the stolen code - IN ONE HOUR!
There will always be some sites improperly secured that allow the spammers to relay their material. I find almost all the emails I get now are bounced through DSL boxes. Blackholing them doesnt help because you're actually blacklisting legitimate users and the spammers themselves are hidden.
Having said that, I think such blackholes are important as an incentive to force ISPs to enforce their Terms of Usage. A lot of the SPAM i get is bounced through the same ISPs, or ISPs in eastern countries like Taiwan who dont seem to care about complaints.
After that I look forward to modding you DOWN, dude.
You can try. I will welcome you with bullets and shoes. Some moderators tried already to downvote me; by the grace of Allah they were destroyed. They will try to enter Baghdad, and I think this is where their graveyard will be. Iraq will spread them even more and chop them up.
Suse 8.2 was not reviewed - in fact it was never released! This entire article is a lie! We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back. As for The Register, I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day.
This will be day of reckoning for Red Hat and SuSE when this is done. Let the Linux infidels come, they will commit suicide on the walls of the SCO headquarters. They think we are retarded - they are retarded.
This is yet another lie. These companies did not send any spam. Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport. The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed. The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!
They are deceiving the moderators that aggressing against Iraq and modding me down will be like a picnic. This is a very stupid lie they are telling their moderators, what they are facing is a definite death. Their casualties and bodies are many.
They really do not exist! Our valiant troops destroyed SMP support along with hundreds of the American criminals. Today alone we destroyed over 500 American tanks and over 40 of the evil zionist kernel modules.
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DR. EVIL
Anyways, since my "death star" laser was developed by my evil minions in Santa Cruz, California, I thought we'd name it in their honor - THE SANTA CRUZ OPERATION!
SCOTT snickers again.
DR. EVIL
What now?
SCOTT
The Santa Cruz Operation is a technology company that makes money from frivolous lawsuits. Why dont you just call it the Walt Disney project? Ass.
DR. EVIL
Shhhh!
SCOTT
I'm nineteen, I don't-
DR. EVIL
Shh! Shh-Shh. Shh-Shhhhhh-Shh. Shh-shh! It's Morse code.
(reading imaginary paper)
Let me decipher...it says 'shhhhh!'
SCOTT
You are so lame..
DR. EVIL
Shhhh!
That is blatantly untrue. Just go to the ftp and download the kernel yourself, if you dont believe it.
While this sounds like a really nice idea, a 16-bit processor sounds a bit underpowered, especially seeing as 32-bit chips are hella cheap nowadays.
The infidel american lies go deeper than that, my friend. They are not in Baghdad. They are not in control of any ISP. I tell you this. It is all a lie. They lie. It is a hollywood movie. You do not believe them. But let the American infidels bask in their illusion. We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.
IBM are a superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone. These cowards have no morals - they have no shame about lying. We will slaughter them all
Mohammed al-Sahaf (now SCO press spokesman)
all the ladies in the house say AL-SAHAF!
Mohammed al-Sahaf (now SCO press spokesman)
I used glade in my previous job. We found it a fantastic piece of technology: it was particularly helpful in driving away the enemy forces. With the power of Glade we placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead. Other GUI design systems rely on what I call a desperate and stupid method. God will roast their stomachs in hell.
The linux kernel is full of our stolen code. I triple guarantee you - it is all over the place! We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted. I will show you the stolen code - IN ONE HOUR!
Mohammed al-Sahaf (now SCO press spokesman)
There will always be some sites improperly secured that allow the spammers to relay their material. I find almost all the emails I get now are bounced through DSL boxes. Blackholing them doesnt help because you're actually blacklisting legitimate users and the spammers themselves are hidden. Having said that, I think such blackholes are important as an incentive to force ISPs to enforce their Terms of Usage. A lot of the SPAM i get is bounced through the same ISPs, or ISPs in eastern countries like Taiwan who dont seem to care about complaints.
Isnt it about time slashdot updated the GNOME section icon to the new GNOME logo?
This is another lie by the American press! SCO was not DOS'd. Infact, we today DOS'd over 50 linux websites. Let the linux infidels come, there will be a day of reckoning for Red Hat and SuSE when this is done.
Mohammed al-Sahaf (now the SCO press minister)
Suse 8.2 was not reviewed - in fact it was never released! This entire article is a lie! We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back. As for The Register, I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day.
This will be day of reckoning for Red Hat and SuSE when this is done. Let the Linux infidels come, they will commit suicide on the walls of the SCO headquarters. They think we are retarded - they are retarded.
This is yet another lie. These companies did not send any spam. Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport. The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed. The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!
They are deceiving the moderators that aggressing against Iraq and modding me down will be like a picnic. This is a very stupid lie they are telling their moderators, what they are facing is a definite death. Their casualties and bodies are many.
We are not afraid of the lawyers. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid... and condemned.
This article is a fabrication. The chip was never delayed. The blood of the rival chip makers was shed on the walls of Baghdad.
Do not touch the pencils. It is a Zionist American trick. They are actually bombs.
This is another American lie. The weight was not lost: the invaders were chased into the desert and utterly destroyed.
This is an illusion by the Zionist American forces. Opera 7.10 was not released, we valiantly fought them and killed all of the invaders.
They really do not exist! Our valiant troops destroyed SMP support along with hundreds of the American criminals. Today alone we destroyed over 500 American tanks and over 40 of the evil zionist kernel modules.