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  1. Re:Ice Age on Polar Bears Drowning As Globe Warms · · Score: 1
    The fittest bears can swim the distance.

    But if only a small fraction of the population is 'fit' for this radically different environment, there will not be enough bears to maintain the population.

  2. Re:Privacy != Freedom && Freedom != Privac on It's "1984" in Europe, What About Your Country? · · Score: 1
    We don't outlaw alcohol, but we do restrict its sale and consumption. We also restrict the licensing for cars and revoke that licensing for drunk driving.

    Exactly. We accept reasonable restrictions, but not police-state restrictions.

    We already accept some restrictions on freedom, but complete 1984-level police-state fascism is unacceptable.

    thanks for making the point.

  3. Re:Author is a liar... on Mastering Ajax Websites · · Score: 1
    When he says "worked" does hae actually mean "I played with logo on my C64"?
    He means "I played with legos in my daddy's car".
  4. Weekly? on Most Home PC Users Lack Security · · Score: 1
    More than half of the participants either had no anti-virus protection or had not updated it within the last week, researchers found.
    So, skipping a week = no protection? Oh I see, you're talking about Windows.
  5. Re:**Beatles-Beatles on Beginners Guide to Search Engine Optimization · · Score: 1

    he's in mourning today.

  6. First, grab the red stapler on Computer Jobs -- How to Resign Professionally? · · Score: 1

    Burn down the building on the following weekend.

  7. 7 Million on USPTO Unable to Find Top Ten Patent Holders · · Score: 1
    From TFA:
    As it turns out, the USPTO has but one guy who does statistical studies of the agency's 7 million-patent database.
    Wow! 7 Million! OMFG that's way fucking huge! Hey, Larry Ellison, can your fancy pants database handle seven fucking million records?

    I didn't think so.

  8. Re:What's the drive? on Nanotechnology Gets Finer · · Score: 1
    ..what drives this evolution?

    Its Intelligent Design!

  9. Re:Too big? on Adobe Acquiring Macromedia on December 3, 2005 · · Score: 2, Funny
    All these corporate acquisitions have me worried.

    This just in from Time-Warner-Phillip-Morris-General-Electric-Disney -CNN news:

    consolidation is good!

  10. Re:IQOQI? on First Quantum Byte Created · · Score: 1

    10. Profit!

  11. Re:This was all predicted a while back... on Failing Ocean Current Raises Fears of Mini Ice Age · · Score: 1
    ..and so totally vindicates scientists who warned of the consequences of global warming.

    But, shouldn't we wait until every single prediction comes true, just so we can be 100% sure? don't want to rush into saving the earth.

  12. Re:Global Warming! on Failing Ocean Current Raises Fears of Mini Ice Age · · Score: 1

    9. ?
    10. Profit
    ... for Dolphins!

  13. Re:For crying out loud on Open Source Worse than Flying · · Score: 1
    Agreed. Its funny. And its funny because wrapped up in the rant is a kernel of truth that hits too close to home for the Linux zealots.

    If you don't care whether or not 'Otto' is happy about Linux, go ahead and tell him to fuck off. But if you're serious about this whole World Domination thing, if you really want to put Micro$oft out of business, then you'll have to learn how to make Otto Stern happy.

  14. Re:what a flamer on Open Source Worse than Flying · · Score: 1

    I'm a rendered goat, you insensitive clod!

  15. Re:Just imagine... on The Lego Brick Hard Drive · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just imagine a Beowulf cluster with these things!

    ...built in the shape of Beowulf!

  16. Netcraft is dead on Google Launches Web Traffic Analysis Service · · Score: 1

    Google confirms it.

  17. Fuckin' hilarious on Kansas Board of Ed. Adopts Intelligent Design · · Score: 1
    These guys crack me up!

    Q Under that same definition astrology is a scientific theory under your definition, correct?

    A Under my definition, a scientific theory is a proposed explanation which focuses or points to physical, observable data and logical inferences. There are many things throughout the history of science which we now think to be incorrect which nonetheless would fit that -- which would fit that definition. Yes, astrology is in fact one, and so is the ether theory of the propagation of light, and many other -- many other theories as well. >

  18. Re:Blah blah blah corporatespeak blah blah blah on New Golden Age for Outside-the-Box Startups? · · Score: 1

    I'm too busy empowerming global mindshare right now.

  19. Onion motto on White House Cease & Desists to The Onion · · Score: 1

    Tu stultes es

  20. Re:MOD PARENT UP on White House Cease & Desists to The Onion · · Score: 1
    OT: re: your sig:

    1. its spelled Bierc e

    2. That was my sig! (10 years ago)

  21. Re:well... on White House Cease & Desists to The Onion · · Score: 1
    hahahahahahahah ha ha haha ha.
    Shut up, Nelson.
  22. Amongst our weapons on Microsoft Reduces Shared Source Licenses · · Score: 1

    are fear, uncertainty, doubt, and an almost fanatical devotion to to Bill Gates.

  23. True cost? on Microsoft Reduces Shared Source Licenses · · Score: 1
    allows licensees to view source code in order to gain a deeper understanding of the inner workings of Microsoft technology.
    In other words, you are "free" to have your mind irreparably damaged.
  24. Re:Back in my day on Cross-Site Scripting Worm Floods MySpace · · Score: 1

    You had words? Luxury! Back in my day, all we had were grunts - and we liked it!

  25. Universal truth on 2005 Will Probably be Warmest on Record · · Score: 1
    If average temperatures rise, its not a confirmation of global warming.

    And if average temperatures don't rise, that's also not a confirmation of global warming.

    And models are just models, and theories are just theories, and data doesn't prove anything.

    got it.