8. Linux Coders we want you. Linux programmers are also welcome to try their hand @ porting Mozilla to Amiga. They are a talented group of coders and have given Microsoft a lot of grief. Nice Show!
Well, you just found your coderbase, AmiZilla. Anytime you offer money, bring up microsoft negatively, feed L-Users' egos, and reward them for doing what they're good at, you've got 80% of the L-Zealots behind you.
The man who commissioned Mozart to write his Requiem Mass did this. He regularly paid artists to write songs and then passed them off as his own. However, everyone knew that was being done, and they knew the original artist. The same thing would happen today.
This looks like a prime job for distributed computing. Code a program that does this distributed, offer people xxx dollars per work calculation with a $1000 bonus if their calculation is correct. Deduct a few thousand for yourself, and voila. Crack the hardest code.
I, too, am selling a piece of the moon. The auction will run right here on slashdot. Just reply to this post with your high bid and the highest bid gets the moonrock. It's the same size as the one being sold over there, so you don't have to worry about getting cheated out of your rock. Bids starting at $30. You pay shipping.
By the way, here's the NYTimes Google Partner link: Click
And technically it's not a "piece" of the moon for sale, it's a piece of epoxy with SPECKS of the moon inside it. Kinda worthless if you ask me.
GNAA Announces responsibility for kernel backdoor
GNAA Announces responsibility for kernel backdoor
By Tim Copperfield Raleigh, NC - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was
responsible for planting the "backdoor" inside the popular opensores operating system, Lunix (Stocks, Websites).
In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative goat-see revealed that the mistery hacker who penetrated high-security defenses of the Lunix "source code" repository and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the kernel was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
"This is serious," goat-see began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996.
Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website,
slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right
into the Lunix kernel, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
Insertion of the GNAA backdoor came right between the consideration of Novell to buy out
the entire Lunix Kernel programming team, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers
working for Novell with the gay niggers developing Lunix kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting
our next plans to add "backdoors" into the next favorite operating system, BeOS.
About GNAA GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members
all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet,
and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
About Lunix Lunix is an operating system. An operating system is the basic set of programs and utilities that make your computer run. Some other common operating systems are Un
Isaac Newton came up with Principia and Calculus when he was offered 18 months with paid room and board on a farm. The college kids are solving mundane shit. The only reason it happens is because they don't have to get JOBS. (-1 Flamebait thanks to moderators who worked to put themselves through school)
I beg to differ. I was a highschool dropout, 10th grade. My parents kept guns all around the house. I live in Texas, I could go on a Doom2 style rampage with the weapons within reach from this computer. A.308, AR-15, Bowie Knife, 9mm Macarov,.44 Desert Eagle. The only point you make I don't match is #3, and surely that doesn't make THAT big of a difference. Don't blame kids shooting up people on ANYTHING except the kids are fucking crazy.
IT'S AUTUMN of 2001, at WETA Workshop, in Wellington, New Zealand. Jackson is about to release "The Fellowship of the Ring," the first installment of his adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings," and some costumes and props made for the movies are laid out in a massive, high-ceilinged hangar. There's a miniature of the elven retreat of Rivendell, mossy and genteel. The ominous black tower of Orthanc, about a dozen feet high. There's the hobbit blade Sting and, right next to it, two versions of the kingly sword known as Sybian, one shattered, one whole. There are racks of armor, both regal and savage. Everything is so meticulous and ambitious that it's clear the filmmakers are brilliant--or nuts. New Line Studios' Bob Shaye and Michael Lynne have devoted $300 million, and counting, to the trilogy. And they've allowed Jackson--a New Zealander known, if at all, for a handful of tiny zombie films and the brilliant real-life drama "Heavenly Creatures"--to shoot all three movies at once, arguably the biggest gamble in history. Still, there are believers. By the door, somebody has tacked up an advance picture of the ferocious Uruk-hai warrior Lurtz from "Fellowship," along with comments about it from the Web site aint-it-cool-news. "Since nobody has mentioned it, 'Lord of the Rings' will kick 'Star Wars' ' ass," reads one of the postings. "I'm sorry, but someone had to say it."
If Singer.Belly.isShown() then mod.singer.+1sexy
If Singer.Voice.isScreaming() then mod.singer.+1punkfav
If Singer.Gender.isMale() then mod.singer.+1prepubescentgirls
If Singer.Label.isRIAA() then mod.singer.+1popular
If Singer.Style.isOriginal() then mod.singer.-1original
Do any of you remember the old BBS docs about "How to fuck with ____________"? I remember reading one article, I think it was in Anarchist's Cookbook, about going in a supply store and writing BASIC programs on all of the DOS-computers back then (yes, they were DOS) that infinite looped "ANARCHY RULEZ YUUUUUU!@@!!11oneoneone". I never did it, but if Walmart sticks one of these babies on display, I just might.
Parents' computer. Parents' broke the law. The parents' are the ones that will be sued. They ARE legally responsible for the illegal actions of their children. If they're not, then why didn't we all spend our youth vandalizing everything we could? Seems like a huge waste of such an easy plan, break laws, declare bankruptcy, ???, PROFIT!
$750 for DISTRIBUTING the music. It's aimed at keeping people from setting up massive file sharing services and allowing other people to break the law. Not too steep if you ask me.
Slashdot Mirror
I refuse. Where's my money?
8. Linux Coders we want you. Linux programmers are also welcome to try their hand @ porting Mozilla to Amiga. They are a talented group of coders and have given Microsoft a lot of grief. Nice Show!
Well, you just found your coderbase, AmiZilla. Anytime you offer money, bring up microsoft negatively, feed L-Users' egos, and reward them for doing what they're good at, you've got 80% of the L-Zealots behind you.
Haha, I just finished watching those trailers. Quite catchy. I suggest everyone watch them at least once. They remind me of a LOTR movie!
The man who commissioned Mozart to write his Requiem Mass did this. He regularly paid artists to write songs and then passed them off as his own. However, everyone knew that was being done, and they knew the original artist. The same thing would happen today.
This looks like a prime job for distributed computing. Code a program that does this distributed, offer people xxx dollars per work calculation with a $1000 bonus if their calculation is correct. Deduct a few thousand for yourself, and voila. Crack the hardest code.
If anything encourages those 70-year-olds not to vote it's electronics. I think we should port this technology to the dmv, medicare, and the internet.
Same here. Three people have my number, and I've never received a phone call on it. I always make outgoing.
tan^2(x)-sec^2(x) = -1, sorry, I forgot slashdot doesn't support special characters. My squared didn't work.
You're thinking of tanx - secx = -1.
I, too, am selling a piece of the moon. The auction will run right here on slashdot. Just reply to this post with your high bid and the highest bid gets the moonrock. It's the same size as the one being sold over there, so you don't have to worry about getting cheated out of your rock. Bids starting at $30. You pay shipping.
By the way, here's the NYTimes Google Partner link: Click
And technically it's not a "piece" of the moon for sale, it's a piece of epoxy with SPECKS of the moon inside it. Kinda worthless if you ask me.
By Tim Copperfield
Raleigh, NC - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for planting the "backdoor" inside the popular opensores operating system, Lunix (Stocks, Websites).
In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative goat-see revealed that the mistery hacker who penetrated high-security defenses of the Lunix "source code" repository and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the kernel was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
"This is serious," goat-see began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into the Lunix kernel, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
Insertion of the GNAA backdoor came right between the consideration of Novell to buy out the entire Lunix Kernel programming team, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Novell with the gay niggers developing Lunix kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to add "backdoors" into the next favorite operating system, BeOS.
About GNAA
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
About Lunix
Lunix is an operating system. An operating system is the basic set of programs and utilities that make your computer run. Some other common operating systems are Un
You told me I was from Washington State. I'm from TX. Lots of work to do here. (i submitted a correction)
While it's not the exact mirror, it's a very similar hack. Clix0r
This isn't the first time FatWallet.com has stood up to DCMA-pushers.
Check out this for more information.
Isaac Newton came up with Principia and Calculus when he was offered 18 months with paid room and board on a farm. The college kids are solving mundane shit. The only reason it happens is because they don't have to get JOBS. (-1 Flamebait thanks to moderators who worked to put themselves through school)
Mom? Mom? Why aren't you respawning? Mom? Ah shit. *hides his shotgun*
I beg to differ. I was a highschool dropout, 10th grade. My parents kept guns all around the house. I live in Texas, I could go on a Doom2 style rampage with the weapons within reach from this computer. A .308, AR-15, Bowie Knife, 9mm Macarov, .44 Desert Eagle. The only point you make I don't match is #3, and surely that doesn't make THAT big of a difference. Don't blame kids shooting up people on ANYTHING except the kids are fucking crazy.
IT'S AUTUMN of 2001, at WETA Workshop, in Wellington, New Zealand. Jackson is about to release "The Fellowship of the Ring," the first installment of his adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings," and some costumes and props made for the movies are laid out in a massive, high-ceilinged hangar. There's a miniature of the elven retreat of Rivendell, mossy and genteel. The ominous black tower of Orthanc, about a dozen feet high. There's the hobbit blade Sting and, right next to it, two versions of the kingly sword known as Sybian, one shattered, one whole. There are racks of armor, both regal and savage. Everything is so meticulous and ambitious that it's clear the filmmakers are brilliant--or nuts. New Line Studios' Bob Shaye and Michael Lynne have devoted $300 million, and counting, to the trilogy. And they've allowed Jackson--a New Zealander known, if at all, for a handful of tiny zombie films and the brilliant real-life drama "Heavenly Creatures"--to shoot all three movies at once, arguably the biggest gamble in history. Still, there are believers. By the door, somebody has tacked up an advance picture of the ferocious Uruk-hai warrior Lurtz from "Fellowship," along with comments about it from the Web site aint-it-cool-news. "Since nobody has mentioned it, 'Lord of the Rings' will kick 'Star Wars' ' ass," reads one of the postings. "I'm sorry, but someone had to say it."
If Singer.Belly.isShown() then mod.singer.+1sexy
If Singer.Voice.isScreaming() then mod.singer.+1punkfav
If Singer.Gender.isMale() then mod.singer.+1prepubescentgirls
If Singer.Label.isRIAA() then mod.singer.+1popular
If Singer.Style.isOriginal() then mod.singer.-1original
1. Run the same as we've been running for the last 15 years
2. ???
3. Profit!
Do any of you remember the old BBS docs about "How to fuck with ____________"? I remember reading one article, I think it was in Anarchist's Cookbook, about going in a supply store and writing BASIC programs on all of the DOS-computers back then (yes, they were DOS) that infinite looped "ANARCHY RULEZ YUUUUUU!@@!!11oneoneone". I never did it, but if Walmart sticks one of these babies on display, I just might.
Parents' computer. Parents' broke the law. The parents' are the ones that will be sued. They ARE legally responsible for the illegal actions of their children. If they're not, then why didn't we all spend our youth vandalizing everything we could? Seems like a huge waste of such an easy plan, break laws, declare bankruptcy, ???, PROFIT!
Typo. Shoulda been $100. Thanks for trolling this out. (Would you really expect me to lay down $1000 and say i 'beat' the music industry?)
$750 for DISTRIBUTING the music. It's aimed at keeping people from setting up massive file sharing services and allowing other people to break the law. Not too steep if you ask me.