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  1. Ya think? on World's Strongest Magnetic Field Is Demonstrated · · Score: -1

    If it's that powerful, it should be able to attract the iron in my blood and make my boobs float. That might simplify a few things for me. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  2. I wonder... on Interview with Linus Torvalds from NYT Magazine · · Score: -1

    I wonder what kind of interview I could have with Linus. I wonder if we could stay on subject. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  3. Re:Duh on Sun's Schwartz Speaks Out on Linux, SCO · · Score: -1

    I don't believe you're not. Why don't you prove it? Besides, my being naked is my business. If I want to stand there in front of the mirror and look at myself, naked, that's my business. If I want to feel myself all over while I do it, that's my business too. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  4. Re:Glad they pulled it! on Apple Pulls 10.2.8 Update · · Score: -1

    I have one word for you, buck-o: coincidence. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  5. Re:Duh on Sun's Schwartz Speaks Out on Linux, SCO · · Score: -1

    You might not be a chick, but you're defiantly funny. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  6. Oh my God!! on Knoppix 3.3 Is Out · · Score: -1

    Knoppix 3.3 Is Out

    Oh shit, I'm cumming! But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  7. Re:Duh on Sun's Schwartz Speaks Out on Linux, SCO · · Score: -1

    You are a chick. I can tell because you're into the odd conspiracy theories. Only chicks are into odd conspiracy theories. That, or you're a guy and your dick is missing because it was bit off by a chick who's into odd conspiracy theories. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  8. Re:Well,well on Sun's Schwartz Speaks Out on Linux, SCO · · Score: -1

    I think if Ford sold (new) non-Ford cars, they'd feel the need to activly denounce the non-Fords to let people know where they stand. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  9. Re:Pay as you go? on MMORPG Subscription Economics Discussed · · Score: -1

    I don't get the attaction you boys have to video games. I mean, I think it's fun and all, but you all just go overboard. There are a lot of things that are neat about video games, but when it's your entire life, that's pretty sad. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  10. P2P on P2P Filesharing vs. The Web · · Score: -1

    Sometimes I think to myself, "I think this would be a good time to pee to pee." You know, some people eat to eat, why not pee to pee?? Some people fuck to fuck. Some people walk to walk. Pee to pee seems like a nice alternative to all that. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  11. IPOSAT vs. TELSTAR4 on Telstar 4 is Down · · Score: -1

    Lucky for me, I use IPOSAT for all of my satellite needs. IPOSAT's attitude and orientation is much more accommodating. I'll miss T4, but it's no big loss for me, and I bet many would agree.

    Say, when are they going to send up another TDRS to get rid of LOS? I'm sure it really annoying a lot of people. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  12. Retrieve Digital Photos... on Microsoft Works on Search Capabilities · · Score: -1

    I wonder if Microsoft plans on perusing patents this time. It seems like Google already has prior art on that particular feature. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  13. Next time on Slashdot... on Using an Old Satellite Dish as a WLAN Antenna · · Score: 4, Funny

    Making a WiFi antenna using a telephone poll. You use the red and green wires to transmit a signal to another WiFi device connected to the red and green wires up to 20 miles away. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  14. Like, no way, like oh my gosh, like wow, like wow! on Computer Makers Sued Over Hard Drive Size · · Score: -1

    They're still going to get it wrong. Here's the marketing conversion:

    150.3239 = ( ( ( ( 140 * 1024 * 1024 * 1024 ) / 1000 ) / 1000 ) / 1000

    Here's what will be interpreted by worrisome vendors who are trying to avoid a class action like this one.

    130.3852 = ( ( ( ( 140 * 1000 * 1000 * 1000 ) / 1024 ) / 1024 ) / 1024

    Is this a bad thing? Well, in about 5 years we'll have another class action that says that everyone knows that 130 really means 140, but this 130 is only 130, so where's my extra storage? By then, it'll be terabytes, so just add another multiplication/division iteration. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  15. Re:Is better than... on Electronic Voting: Your Worst Nightmares are True · · Score: -1

    I guess it would take some balls to pull off voter fraud. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  16. In other news... on Facial Recognition Fails in Boston, Too · · Score: -1, Troll

    In other news, "...a test of a fecal-recognition system in Los Angeles's LAX airport also came up disappointing. The toilets which were given stool samples of employees to detect, were only successful in 20 out of 345 random tests over the past year (about 5%). The article did not say how many false positives the tests generated. The companies involved were Honey Bucket and Aztecs Rentals."

    Seems like a good system, but how do they intend to get the samples from real criminals? I guess from the jail house potty, or something. But what would I know? I'm just a nake chick.

  17. Re:Yes... on Fastest US Supercomputer Runs Linux · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes, but imagine a beowulf cluster of these <gathers-boobs-up-to-show-them-off>. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  18. Re:So if I understand well... on Why Virus Writers are Useful · · Score: 0

    It should disinfect by itself because I'm naked. Nothing can withstand a totally naked chicks! Behold, my total nakedness! It is awesome. Behold, the ejaculate spectacle that is my nakedness! Even a virus should be effected...unless they're gay. So this must be a gay virus. Stupid gay virus. But what would I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  19. Re:So if I understand well... on Why Virus Writers are Useful · · Score: 0

    Maybe they learn, but a virus attacks still suck. Even after patching my Windows XP computer, the MSBLAST.EXE or whetever was still on my hard drive. What's the deal there? Virus writers are the lowest - just one step up from Microsoft Developers. But what do I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  20. Re:Power line emissions on During Blackout, Ham Radio Shined · · Score: 0

    Like I said, "But what do I know? I'm just a naked chick."

  21. Re:Private property on Gaim Speaks Out on MSN Ban · · Score: -1, Troll

    Who cares? So, you can't access Windows software from Linux? What else is new? I couldn't do any of that three years ago when I was experimenting with Linux (and making out with guys) in college. But times have changed, I've matured and just used the OS that everyone else uses (Windows) so as not to make things too difficult.

    I like *using* computers, not tweaking/fixing them when Linux doesn't work the way it should.

    Install Windows 98 or something. MSN should work fine then. But then, what do I know? I'm just a naked chick?

  22. Re:Think of OSS as language on Linux Corporate Influence: Boon or Bane? · · Score: 0

    Yes, OSS is a language. But so is any philosophy for that matter. Some people are against a given philosophy because they don't understand it or it threatens them.

    What's interesting is that some people are against certain languages. For example, Esperanto faces a lot of opposition for various reasons. It's an artificial language, so it's natural for people to feel like it doesn't deserve a chance.

    OSS and Esperanto have similar aspects. Many people use them to communicate. Many people despise them. Many people are bound together in a unique way by them. But what do I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  23. Re:The network administrators... on Microsoft Worms Crash Ohio Nuke Plant, MD Trains · · Score: 0

    No, don't fire him/her. It was probably just some idiot on his laptop who infected the network. But what do I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  24. Re:Wow! on Matrix Revolutions Trailer Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic



    I wish I could go see these movies in the theater. I can't because I'm naked. They have some sort of dress code or something. But what do I know? I'm just a naked chick.

  25. Re:For all our technology on Ocean Sponge May Be Best for Fiber Optics · · Score: -1, Troll

    It's no surprise. I use sponges in all sorts of weird ways. Why not fiber optics too. But what do I know? I'm just a naked chick.