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  1. Re:Cool, but 2GHz in cell phones? on Frozen Chip from IBM hits 500 GHz · · Score: 1
    2GHz chips in cell phones?
    It's not the central processor but the DSP that runs at 2.4 GHz. Even an old 900 MHz phone has a chip that runs at 900 MHz.
  2. Re:Damn the Americans! on UK Government Wants Private Encryption Keys · · Score: 2

    Americans? This is the UK gov at work you fool.

    Sarcasm --> *

    You ------> o_o

  3. Re:Klingons vs. Romulans on Cloak of Invisibility Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    You have not truly experienced invisibility cloaks until you seen one of the original Klingon.

  4. Re:Uhh, new? on Microsoft Vista Info Leaked · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Jesus Mary... you didn't use Wikipedia as a cited source, did you?

  5. Re:OSX laptops? ehhhhhh on Students Compete at Video Game Creation · · Score: 1

    There's a case for RTFA if I ever saw one.

  6. Re:WAR. That doesn't mean the job is nice. on U.S. Army Testing Personal Cooling Suits · · Score: 1

    Finally. Someone with direct experience to speak to the environment these are meant for. Then again, what else is /. for if not to make wild assumptions based mostly on groupthink?

  7. Re:BPL??? on Texas to Get Broadband Over Power Lines · · Score: 1

    typical New Yorker =) http://www.bpl.org/

  8. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN. on StarOffice 8 May Be MS Office Killer · · Score: 1

    Done. Give us some hard ones.

  9. Re:OMG. on Video Game Industry to Sue Michigan's Governor · · Score: 3, Funny

    "In soviet russia, games sue you!" were doomed!

    Dear Mastadex,

    DOOM ("DOOM") is the owner of United States Federal Trademark Registration(s) No. 12345678 and *numerous other trademark registrations pertaining to the mark. DOOM uses this mark in the United States in conjunction with its three main manifistations, DOOM 1, DOOM 2, and DOOM 3, and other products. DOOM's federal registration has been in full effect for over a horking high number of years. A copy of the federal trademark registration data is attached for your reference as Exhibit A. DOOM owns all sentences including the word "doom" in any case combination. It is hereby ordered by DOOM that you cease and desist from unauthorized uses of DOOM's property or face impending court action against you.

  10. I have answer! on A Useful Grammar Checker? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think *I* write grammar checker is ok?

  11. Re:Not only good drive but also bad drives on Data Still Left on Storage Devices for Sale · · Score: 1

    Even more interesting, imagine a drive with a special firmware that writes random images to a block before writing actual data.

    So if I want to write 0xFEED to a block that currently reads 0xABCD, it first writes 0xAAAA, 0x5555, 0xRAND, then 0xFEED. The old 0xABCD is now much harder to read.

    In this case, "writing" zeroes to a drive would indeed wipe it clean. Anyone know if such a thing exists? (runs to uspto.gov)

  12. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? on Do Not Call List Under Attack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The reason, Dr. Disaster, is that incoming phone calls on most landlines in the US are free. Incoming calls on cell phones are, typically, not.

  13. The future of emergency services on Microsoft's 911 Patent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Caller: "Help, my house is on fire!"

    911: "You appear to be making an emergency call. Would you like me to set up a template?"

    Caller: "A what? Help me!"

    911: "Accessing help..."

    911: "..."

    911: "Socket timed out, retrying..."

    Caller: "Augh!"

    911: "Welcome to the 911 help system. Please say your search terms now."

    Caller: "....... FIRE!"

    911: "Searching..."

    911: "FIRE up your browsing experience with the new MSN Search, your comprehensive portal to the web!"

    Caller: "Augh!"

  14. Re:Just as well then... on New Technique for Tracking Web Site Visitors · · Score: 1

    adblock for the win

  15. Re:But can they weight.... on Scientists Weigh Smallest Mass Ever · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but the numbers only make sense in units of Olsen Twins

  16. Is it just me on Star Wars Holiday Special Released on DVD · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is this the world /. April Fool's Day EVER?

  17. This just in on Apollo Bacteria Destroying the Moon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thirty-seven IT employees from various US tech companies threw themselves off bridges today. Preliminary police reports indicate all users visited /. on April 1 immediately before taking their lives. More to follow...

  18. Oh well on COMDEX Cancelled Again · · Score: 3, Funny

    See you in 2006

  19. Still asks you on AOL Hacks Subscribers' Computers · · Score: 1

    To see this, I sacrificed what little innocence my computer had left and installed the latest version of AOL, 9.0 Optimized.

    Indeed, it does infect your system with all sorts of adapters, media players, and installs quicktime and realplayer without your knowledge, but it did not disable windows messenger (note: I restarted after install and again after first run).

    Then I went to their online security section where it asked if I wanted to do a scan of my machine's security settings. I allowed it. Then it told me that Windows Messenger was running and why it was bad. It then ASKED if I wanted to have it turned off for me, which I accepted, and indeed it was disabled.

    Honestly, I'm not sure exactly what this article is talking about.

  20. Possible, but pointless on USB/Firewire "Branching" -- Is it Possible? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Technically, it is possible to read simultaneously from 2 webcams. It is well within the bandwidth bounds of USB 2.0 and IEEE 1394.

    However, this would probably require a total software rewrite to enable. I don't imagine drivers would need major revisions, fortunately.

    My main question, though, is why? Unless you plan to red/blue shift the objects based on apparent depth and require people to wear stupid glasses, you won't see any interesting effects.

    I think we should be more concerned with bringing up the audiovideo quality of videoconferencing.

  21. Re:Just for fun... on Dept. of Defense IPv6 Interoperabilty Test Begins · · Score: 1

    Will it really be enough? This parody takes a look.

  22. Re:car keys/house keys should be next on Do You Accept Cellphone Payments? · · Score: 1

    Exactly...

    The fact that a phone is capable of this is just a novelty. This, combined with a list of features that are remarkably diffcult to perform on mobile phones as well as obscelete infrastructure, has slowed the process.

    It is much more likely that as this and similar technologies progress, we will see a conglomeration of devices into something like a Personal Electronic Assistant (but probably with a better acronym than PEA =)

    And why couldn't it combine the current capabilities of PDAs, credit cards, keys, music players, email, floss, etc.? Again, we're limited by infrastructure and the previous failure of similar but scaled down all-in-one electronic packages in the past.

  23. Re:some clarification about HA on Hydrogenaudio Closes Doors For Now · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is all nice and well... however, I don't see how a non-profit community intends to create a new audio standards.

    To my knowledge, we haven't seen an audio format or codec that has reached tier 1 status (RedBook, MP3, WAV, MIDI, etc.) that did not have major corporate involvement in its development. Even with DivX, we often see industry-standard audio codecs used... I don't see a community-based codec group inventing a new codec that gets used for anything more than illegally ripping DVDs and posting them on KaZaA.

  24. Re:Partial Text of Article on Aussie Music Industry Sues ISP Over Filesharing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But look: "[Com-cen] stands to benefit economically from the increased consumption of bandwidth that would result from an increase in the flow of traffic to the Web site and an increase in the number of sound recordings downloaded by visitors to the Web site due to the large size of music files" Does that sound like direct profitability to you? IMHO, this sounds more like an attempt by Aussie media giants to sue left and right, not unlike similar examples we have seen in the US (case: suing 12 year olds who live in housing projects)

  25. Who is surprised? on Aussie Music Industry Sues ISP Over Filesharing · · Score: 5, Interesting

    With all the publicity pumped up by the RIAA and the MPAA, is it any surprise that media companies around the world would start to do the same?

    Still, I'm not sure I agree that the ISP is "profiting" from the hosting of copyrighted material on one of its user's homepages. It may be allowing it, but there's no commercial gain whatsoever.