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  1. Re:huh on Windows XP Service Pack 3 Not Due Until 2007 · · Score: 0

    XP SP3 -- "When it's done."

  2. Re:ACLU Target For Conservatives on ACLU to Challenge Utah Porn-Blocking Law · · Score: 0

    Actually, the word God does not appear anywhere in the US Constitution.

  3. Re:Lotus Notes?!?!? on Microsoft to Acquire Groove Networks · · Score: 0

    Just when you thought MS GUIs couldn't get harder to use, they up change the rules:

    Outlook, now just as lousy as the competition!

  4. Re:I tried, I really tried on Would You Pay 5 Cents For a Song? · · Score: 0

    I tried to read the article. I really did.

    You must be new here.

    ...I got to the end of the second paragraph...
    ...clicked the window's close box


    But, you'll get along just fine. :)

  5. Payment Info: on New Orbitz Terms Prohibit Inbound Deep Linking · · Score: 0

    Here you go, I can never avoid clicking the linkies:

    $$$$$$$$$$
    $$$$$$$$$$

    Payment in full.

  6. Re:Uh huh on Microsoft: The Faint Smell of Rot · · Score: 0

    Wang will be around forever.

    "Whoo wanta some wang?!" -Lo Wang

    Sorry, couldn't resist... :)

  7. Re:It might if you keep advertizing it ever y day on Can Microsoft Beat Google? · · Score: 0

    They just aren't adding enough new value to make it worth breaking a 5 year long habit of typing google.com

    It took me almost a year after Google came out to quit typing av.com... I hate changing search engines. I refused to change until I repeatedly couldn't find what I wanted on AV and kept finding what it on Google.

  8. Re:turn SOME drivers on Cellphone Drivers Drive Like Drunks · · Score: 0

    ANYONE with a .08 BAC is going to drive poorly

    If this were true, there would be no need for field sobriety and breathalizer tests.

  9. Re:Tron 2.0 -- the game on Disney Plans Tron Remake · · Score: 0

    which made my third pass (with a debugger and hex-editor) a bit interresting... for an added evening's entertainment.

    Sounds like you know how to have a really good time...Have you ever left your house?

  10. The problem is... on iTunes User Sues Apple Over Lock-In · · Score: 0

    But the problem is vendors all want to develop their own DRM solution so they don't have to pay royalties. Thus, we have 50 ba-jillion DRM formats.

    Format wars are nothing new, (read VHS, CD, DVD...) The REAL issue is Apple is the leader in the format war, thus far and they refuse to license their technology to the other hardware vendors. If Phillps had refused to licensed the Compact Disc to other vendors, it would never be the de-facto standard audio format.

    While I don't know if this kind of lock in is illegal, it is stupid and could become a reason for another format to win this war and watch Fairplay fade into memory...

  11. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Don't Click Here For A Free iPod · · Score: -1

    ...the air frees you?

    /* ducks

  12. Re:Et tu, Slashdot? on When Malware Authors Combine Efforts · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot is crawling with Windows users, wannabes and such...

    w00t, we have wannabes?!

    I feel cool now!

  13. Re:Huh? on China Bans Game Recognizing Taiwan Independence · · Score: 1

    All the states west of New Mexico, including Alaska and Hawaii, and now a separate country.

    Living in Utah, I read this and thought:
    "Woohoo, that's almost all blue states. Now I'll finally be out from under the rule of those Morm^H^H^H^Hmorons...."

  14. Re:AdBlock on Firefox Users Bad For Advertisers · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should use less intrusive text ads. I see /. does this sometimes. I don't mind them because they are not "in your face". I would much rather click on a text ad than an obnoxious image ad.
    This is just backlash from the way internet advertisers have been abusing the system to force us to see the ads.

  15. Re:In Soviet Russia on Nintendo Eyeing the Big Screen · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, old Korean people excite your bike!

    When I was in grade school we were told, and subsequently believed, "bike" was the Chinese word for "penis".

    It just sounds sick and wrong to have old Korean people excite your "bike"... :)

  16. Re:Before I die... on Things To Do Before You Die · · Score: 1

    So you can make everyone you hate live forever?

  17. Re:Imagine! on U.S. to Get New IP Czar · · Score: 1

    While NIPLAC has been around since the early 1990s, it has never done anything, and appropriators hope that giving the organization $2 million and a new charter will make the office effective.

    Boss: Johnson, you've been with the company for 14 years now...

    Johnson: Yeah...

    Boss: Well, we can't seem to find any record of one singal thing you've done, the entire time you've been with us. Not one.

    Johnson: Yeah...

    Boss: Well, great job Johnson! Diligence like yours should be rewarded, which is why we're promoting you with a big fat raise.

    Johnson: Yeah?

    Boss: And, we're giving you a $2,000,000 bonus. We thought that this would help make you more effective.

    Johnson: Yeah!

    Boss: Keep up the good work....

  18. Re:Commendable, but... on Point and Click Linux · · Score: 1

    a DVD featuring Roblimo's 6-part narrated video guide for getting started with Linux, Mepis and KDE.

    A 6-part narrative is hardly Point-n-Click...

    I can usually make it through the first 2 minutes of an instructional video, before I want to kill whoever is boring the shit out of me.

    /*sound of DVD getting snapped in half

  19. Re:hardware specs for linux the same? on Transgaming to Support Half Life 2 Under Linux · · Score: 1

    Can I run two GeForce6800 Ultras in a single VESA Local Bus slot on my 486 DX266?

    I'm sure some geek somewhere has made an adapter for it...They get bored just making costumes, atomic watches and chess sets.

  20. Re:Hardware on Nintendo's Lawsuits Aided by Fans · · Score: 1

    You're living in a fucking van out by the ocean

    Chris Farley voice

    When all your software gets pirated, you'll be livin' in a van down by the river!

    /Chris Farley voice

  21. Big Trak on Classic Toys For Christmas? · · Score: 1

    I loved the Big trak when I was a kid. It was great fun to program it to go through the house and stop and shoot the parents/pets/siblings. Nothing better than a light bulb "laser....

  22. Re:Pink slip on Electronic Arts Facing Possible Class Action Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    You know this used to be true and I was looking over it again when the other article came out yesterday.

    It is no longer true!

    OT pay exclusions for IT people (basically anyone who programs, tests or maintains computers or software), have changed radically in the last few years.

    It used to be you had to make more than 53K a year, hourly or salary to be excluded from OT pay.

    Now it is much different. Now they are not required to pay OT on a salaried position if you make more than $455/week a low $23K/year. Shit, they don't even have to pay OT if you make more than $27.63 hourly.

    This from FairPay Fact Sheet by Exemption Under the Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA):

    To qualify for exemption, employees generally must meet certain tests regarding their job duties and be paid on a salary basis at not less than $455 per week. Job titles do not determine exempt status.


    And this from the Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA):

    (17)71any employee who is a computer systems
    analyst, computer programmer, software engineer, or
    other similarly skilled worker, whose primary duty is --
    (A) the application of systems analysis techniques
    and procedures, including consulting with
    users, to determine hardware, software, or system
    functional specifications;
    (B) the design, development, documentation,
    analysis, creation, testing, or modification of
    computer systems or programs, including prototypes,
    based on and related to user or system
    design specifications;
    (C) the design, documentation, testing, creation,
    or modification of computer programs related
    to machine operating systems; or
    (D) a combination of duties described in
    sub-paragraphs (A), (B), and (C) the performance
    of which requires the same level of skills, and
    who, in the case of an employee who is compensated
    on an hourly basis, is compensated at a rate of not
    less than $27.63 an hour.

  23. Re:So anyone got an invite? on Gmail Adds POP3 To Email Accounts · · Score: 1

    I could use one.

    dbryanw at netzero.net

    Thanks.

  24. Re:As long as tech-knownothing PHBs keep making on Pitfalls and Options For Business-Desktop Linux · · Score: 1

    Microsoft may own the market and are the Mega Monopoly. But that will eventually change.

    FOSS will eventually win.

    It just takes longer, FOSS is the inexorable machine. It has no required capital, no market expectations. It will keep going as long as people are different. MS has to worry about market share and profits, FOSS does not. FOSS has the upper hand, you know this because no matter how much they try, MS can't make FOSS go away.

  25. Re:This will be fun. on Microsoft Takes on TiVo · · Score: 1

    I've never seen a BSOD on a TV before.

    I actually have. One of our local government cable stations here in Utah used a W2K system and a PP presentation to herald local events and such. I just happened to flip past it one day and there it was, BSOD. It stayed that way for hours and it was the middle of a weekday.

    It was really funny to watch a TV channel reboot.