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  1. Ummm, because it's..... on Why Is Less Than 99.9% Uptime Acceptable? · · Score: 1

    .... barely over 5 minutes per year ?

    I spend that much time every day with my finger up my nose

  2. Re:Tell me what the hell is Tellme ... on Tellme Founder Tells Yahoo Not to Worry Over Microsoft Takeover · · Score: 1

    It took me less than 3 seconds on my 20 Meg connection

    20 MB/s unfortunately is prohibitively expensive for an individual - and probably most businesses, considering that 85% of all businesses have a gross revenue of less than £100,000 per annum - in most of the world.

    Tell Me again why I should care about a company whose message has been made unavailable to me through the needless use of bandwidth.
    Or perhaps that's what their business is really doing - in my day they called that churn and it's already been shown to be a failed business model !

  3. Tell me what the hell is Tellme ... on Tellme Founder Tells Yahoo Not to Worry Over Microsoft Takeover · · Score: 1

    I had never heard of this $800 million company, so I immediately visited their website http://www.tellme.com/.

    Actually, that's a lie, after watching Flash load their site for about 30 seconds (on a 4 Meg broadband connection) I gave up.

    Can someone please tell me what this Tellme thing is please.

  4. Re:The amazing thing is on EU Fines Microsoft $1.3 Billion · · Score: 1

    Damn, I hate it when the left chevron (AKA "less than") doesn't appear on comments
    Didn't hit the preview button, eh ?

    Besides, we prefer underscore as a word seperator

    while (cost_of_legal_staff < 1,337,000,000) {
    stall();
    cost_of_legal_staff += yearly_legal_cost;
    }

  5. Re:There's something wrong with conservation on Building a Green PC · · Score: 1

    Yes, this is the worst car analogy ever made, did you like it?

    No, because your misspelling of the trivial word brake, confusingly spelled correctly on the first usage, then never spelled correctly again, made me wonder what the hell you were getting at !

  6. It wasn't all that long ago that.... on 111 Years Ago, Indiana Almost Legislated Pi · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... a bill was introduced in Missouri (I think) which would have set the *official* value of pi to 3. It seems somebody decided it would be easier for children to learn how to use it. Well, that's Missouri for you !

  7. Re:Halo on Linux Has Better Windows Compatibility Than Vista · · Score: 1

    Try getting Sage (Accounting software) to run - if you can do that, I'll never need Windows again.

  8. Re:hmm on Femtosecond Lasers Used To Color Metals · · Score: 2, Informative

    OK, you're a skeptic. Index of refraction is everything.

  9. Sell, sell !! on Microsoft Bids $44.6 Billion For Yahoo · · Score: 1

    That's it, you have all the proof you need. Microsoft is admitting they can't make any money from their monopoly position in the OS arena, or from any of their amazingly over-priced, yet still incredibly crappy software, so they have to turn to advertising revenue. And, of course, they are playing catch-up yet again, having missed not only 'the whole internet thing', and then losing the search engine wars.

    I'm not wringing my hands with glee, but I will say, I'm not at all sad to see this development.

  10. Re:The Ultimate Solution on IBM Patents Pricing Motorists Off Highways · · Score: 1

    Your job clearly doesn't contribute much at all to the real economy if you can do it sitting at home in front of a computer. Try actually *making* something via telecommuting.

  11. Evolution is the exact opposite of randomness on New Findings Confirm Darwin's Theory — Evolution Not Random · · Score: 1

    Evolution tries to control the effect of random gene mutation through natural selection. Basically evolution sees randomness as a bad thing unless it produces a being (plant, animal insect, whatever) which solves an existing problem better.
    Thinking anything else is just wrong.

  12. Re:Something to note about other people's opinions on Are You Proud of Your Code? · · Score: 1

    Surely this is all moot with the advent of .NET and dynamic compilation at our fingertips. Now, nobody needs to worry what your code does, because all it does is run

    while(true)

    {

        string compile_me = get_input();

        execution_unit exec = compile(compile_me);

        exec.execute(get_args());

    }

  13. Re:Stanford Encyclopedia Experiment on Secret Mailing List Rocks Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Sorry, how is this any different than any other encyclopedia. Guaranteed, within the Brittanica organization, the same structure exists (obviously not exactly the same), similarly within Comptons (do they still publish?), or any other encyclopedia publisher. This is the human condition. The great thing about Wikipedia is that so many people have eyes on it. Like the man said, "given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow"

  14. why not adjust... on Vote To Eliminate Leap Seconds · · Score: 0, Redundant

    the value of hours minutes and seconds, so that we don't have to have the leaps in the first place. Solve the problem: a day is not 24 hours.

  15. Re:Google is not about search engine.... on Even the Masseuse is a Multimillionaire at Google · · Score: 1

    Becoming more and more correct as each day passes. I find it astonishing that advertising can generate so much revenue. I also find it saddening, that a 'technology company' can have advertising as their 'product'

  16. Re:Still Doesn't Beat Chicago's ... on MIT Sues Frank Gehry Over Buggy $300M CS Building · · Score: 1

    That's not as bad as London's £1 billion tent http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Dome !

  17. Re:Carbon credits = lame on Move to a Mainframe, Earn Carbon Credits · · Score: 3, Informative

    My last remark in that comment was based on my immediate perception of the USA from Europe, sorry.

    Hmmm... Let's list the first nation with an emission test for vehicles. (California 1966, USA 1968)
    How about the first legislation on auto manufacturers for fuel efficiency (USA 1975)
    Now, just to be sure, let's list the top five carbon emitting nations - per capita.

    Qatar, Kuwait, UAE, Luxembourg, Trinidad and Tobago (weird)

    I hope this helps to change your perception. Granted, some of our policies are misguided, or downright stupid, but that's a lot different than intentionally negligent.

  18. Re:Congrats anyway. on Lunar Lander Challenge Ends in Fire, Disappoinment · · Score: 2, Insightful

    except NASCAR is pointless, trivial, and intellectually vapid. I might consider NASCAR worthy of something other than scorn if the course was something other than an oval, the automobiles were technologically sophisticated (who wants to drive a Monte Carlo?), and the drivers didn't all talk like Cletus Spuckler.

    Brandine: "Dang, Cletus! Why'd you have to park so close to my parents?"
    Cletus: "Now honey, they's mah parents too!"

  19. Re:In other news... on UK Schools Warned Off Microsoft Deal · · Score: 1

    And a good thing too. It is always wise to treat any individuals perception of the truth with skepticism. No scientist worth his salt will disagree that a healthy skepticism is a key ingredient to any scientific discovery or analysis. The fact is there is simply too much that is not known about the impact of humans on the environment to treat 'An Inconvenient Truth' as gospel.

  20. That's because.... on Terror Watch List Swells to More Than 755,000 · · Score: 1

    ... the winning proposal didn't specify the ability to remove names. It's only ever going to get bigger.

  21. Re:Weak article. on Jaiku Bought By Google, Some Fear Privacy Issues · · Score: 1

    Jaiku - because YAWN (Yet Another Wiki Network) was already taken.

  22. Re:Jingoism on Why ISS Computers Failed · · Score: 1

    The Russians have typically taken an empirical, "what me worry?" approach. They have taken a band-aid approach to problems, and their management has mostly about burying and denying issues.

    Sorry, I have to call bollocks on that.

    The Russian solution has historically been based on the KISS principle. This usually resulted in use of much less 'sophisticated' technology, but also allowed them to deliver cheaper, and more quickly than their NASA counterparts. Implicitly, this also meant that the number of possible failure modes were reduced.

    Meanwhile NASA has historically chosen innovative, 'high tech' solutions, which have a correspondingly high risk.

    For sure any management problems the Russians have pale in comparison to what goes on in NASA. Eastern Europeans (including Russians) have a pretty low tolerance for the type of intellectual bullshit that seems to thrive in the technology sector in the US, and NASA is not immune - in fact it has been shown they contribute disproportionaly - to that.

  23. That's not as bad as.... on Fish Poison Makes Hot Feel Cold and Vice Versa · · Score: 1

    ....Rectal Cranial Inversion. Sadly, most people already suffer from the latter without knowing.

  24. Re:A week? on Ohio Official Docked Vacation Time For Stolen Tape · · Score: 1

    America's actions in the post-war era were as much enlightened self-interest as altruism

    Name me a nation/group/individual that does anything for strictly altruistic motives.
    Such a motivation has never been the source of action in the history of humanity.
    We may only judge on how well balanced the actions are.
    In this context, there can be little doubt about how America measures up.
    Sorry to go on about this, but viewing the American society from abroad, as objectively as I possibly can, makes me realize how grateful I am that they are always there when the world needs them.

  25. Re:Language couldn't possibly have evolved on The Evolution of Language · · Score: 1

    Of course not, ID is too easy a target. Can you come up with anything more asinine than ID ?