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  1. Re:Thanks guys on 'Death Star' Aimed at Earth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I, for one, wanted to know whether he was wearing shorts, something else, or nothing at all.

  2. Re:Holy Power Levels Batman!!! on D&D 4th Edition Details Released · · Score: 1

    So, have they properly buffed housecats to be able to dish out the 20 points necessary to one-shot that wizard as in previous versions?

  3. Re:well duh on More Spacecraft Velocity Anomalies · · Score: 1

    Hey, while you're here, could you tell me the recipe for making transparent aluminum?

  4. Re:Flow Down? on Sandia Wants To Build Exaflop Computer · · Score: 1

    I'm actually doing that right now. The hardware exists for it. It's just the matter of a lack of software that properly deals with tube congestion whenever those pesky poker chips clog them. I've tried tweaking the IP communications to send horses down to clear the tubes after every clog, but half of the time, they just break their legs, die, and then get beaten multiple times by those odd "nerf" posts I see flying around. Funny how they don't seem to clog the tubes.

  5. Re:Overstates? on Theory Posits Early Stars Powered By Dark Matter · · Score: 1

    Yes, you can get a hyperdrive for your flying car. You do have a flying car, correct?

  6. Re:Ahhh D&D on The D&D Designers Answer Your Questions · · Score: 1

    So, you couldn't get the D&D girl that wanted to bed you AND the girlfriend? In an either/or situation they usually go for your girlfriend, so that's not really a good situation.

  7. Re:The last question... on The Limits of Quantum Computing · · Score: 1

    Wait... so God is an Anonymous Coward? Surely he has better things to do now than troll Slashdot.

  8. Re:It's only MOSTLY dead. on Toshiba Execs Declare HD DVD Not Dead Yet · · Score: 1

    I don't know about that, but didn't snopes.com say that Netcraft doesn't exist?

  9. RTF What? on RTF Vs. OOXML · · Score: 5, Funny

    RTF? RTF what? What am I supposed to be reading to eliminate my ignorance of some set of operations?

  10. Re:Whew! That was close... on New Wheel of Time Author Chosen · · Score: 1

    That's somewhat in error. That happens when Duke Nukem: Forever is released... That, too, is in error. Duke Nukem: Forever was released at the beginning of time. This universe? It is simply the computer on which Duke Nukem: Forever is running. Duke Nukem: Forever is the question to the answer calculated by a previous universe, and, when finally this universe comes to an end, those beyond shall know in entirety the question.
  11. Re:At least they won't work on The Sims The Movie on Striking Writers May Work on Games · · Score: 2, Funny

    They will spend millions to hire the big name voice actors, and then spend a few more millions to give them all lessons in Simlish.

    I have a snippet of the script, if you're interested...

    Angelina Jolie: Mwa hama mu mu gunya! Do do do do. Manna manna.

    So touching. *weeps*

  12. Just in time for the shopping season... on Radiation Not As Hazardous As Once Believed · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Radiation is not so bad for you!"

    This message is brought to you by the Chinese Elf Association, makers of such fine toys as Glow in the Dark Aqua Dots.

  13. Re:Perhaps it's worth investigating... on The Obesity Epidemic — Is Medicine Scientific? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but I don't actually believe that Soylent Brown will catch on. It's more along the lines of other far-future science-fiction predictions like warp drive and Duke Nukem Forever for the Nintendo HoloWii.

  14. Re:Perhaps it's worth investigating... on The Obesity Epidemic — Is Medicine Scientific? · · Score: 5, Funny

    This would require human waste to have no caloric value.
    Ooh, I smell a new diet fad coming.
  15. Re:Impressive on Riding Shotgun With the Google Street View Beetle · · Score: 1

    Off-the-self controllers... I think I've heard of those. They're like Wii controllers, except you don't have to hold them or touch them, right? I'm totally looking forward to having one of those.

  16. Re:Wow on Windows Vista SP1 Hands-On Details · · Score: 1

    Sorry, no, I ran that and got the Slapper worm.

  17. Re:Well there you have it on 90% of IT Professionals Don't Want Vista · · Score: 1

    Wait, I thought we were supposed to expect 640K fps? 15 is a lot less...

  18. Re:Madness on Sesame Street DVD Deemed Adult-Only Entertainment · · Score: 1

    Hey, they've been censoring Peanuts since the beginning. Just try and make out what the adults are saying sometime.

  19. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! on A New Theory of Everything? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that just for Warp Drive Engineering, or does it apply to several fields of study?

  20. Re:Needs this tag: on New Ghostbusters Video Game in the Works · · Score: 1

    No, you need to keep with the modern conventions. dontcrossmystreamsbro

  21. Come to think of it, I shop at Latin Markets, Asian Markets, and Caribbean Markets -- does that make me a terrorist? Or merely someone who eats a lot of ethnic food?
    Well, yes, but you're a very special terrorist that's also a great dancer, good at math and science (and possibly Starcraft.. are they Korean-Asian markets?), and you also get stoned a lot.
  22. Scary stuff. on Running the Numbers on a US Pandemic · · Score: 1

    Man, I sure hope we don't have Y2K and a pandemic hit at the same time.

  23. Re:Sarah Connor on Oklahoma Game Law Permanently Enjoined · · Score: 1

    Yeah, we have one at OSU. We just put Sooner fans on public display to distract from the fact that there are non-Neandertals running things in the background here.

  24. Re:I can see the benefits to this technology on Another Way To Erase Memories · · Score: 1

    Ya, didn't he see Star Trek 5...geesh. I may or may not have. All I know is all of the odd-numbered memories were removed. That may or may not have been one of them.
  25. Re:So? on Harry Potter Leaked Via Handheld Camera · · Score: 1

    I didn't see on what page Jar-Jar died. Don't tell me they killed off Dobby but left Jar-Jar alive. I am absolutely not buying another Harry Potter book after this one!!