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  1. Bors, go cut it's head off. on Not As Wiki As It Used To Be · · Score: 1
    You mean to say that Beavers don't REALLY explosively attack people with their menacing teeth? Damn..

    No, only cute fluffy rabbits do that.

  2. cheese on Our Moon Could Become a Planet · · Score: 0

    Well since it's made of such yummy cheese, we'll surely have eaten it all by them.

  3. easy on Can a Gaming Cafe be Successful? · · Score: 1

    As long as they sell Mountain Dew and Cheetos too they'll do fine.

  4. Newsworthyness? BAH! on Merom in MacBook and MacBook Pros in September? · · Score: 1
    is this news?

    You must be new here.

  5. Even Better on Matt Damon as Kirk in Star Trek XI? · · Score: 5, Funny
    Kirk and Spock exploring an alien planet, monster emerges from the bushes.

    Kirk (drawing his phaser): Phasers on Stun!

    Spock: Not necessary Captian. . . I know Kung Fu.

  6. Re:It all seemed so elegant... on Nintendo's Next-Gen Arsenal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then I suggest we start a new moniker. You heard it here first folks, I Uberjoe, hereby dub the nunchaku dongle. . .The Wii-chaku.

  7. drool on LucasArts Reaffirms Commitment to All Consoles · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just imagine the wii controller in you hand. The speaker humming that lightsaber hum, the rumble as you parry your opponent. Tendrils of the force squeezing your trachea shut. . . hmmm maybe that's too much immersion. I still can't wait though, I'll buy a wii for this game alone.

  8. wouldn't work now on The MySpace Ecosystem · · Score: 1
    Yeah but that was in the 80s, and we didn't have any way to quickly look that stuff up. You could ask any kid today pop culture questions from the 80s or 90s and a little quick googleing and some vh1 'I Love the (insert decade)' would turn up anything they needed to know.

    Plus those questions weren't all that hard or obscure, and you could try as many times as you needed to get them right without the game locking out on you.

  9. Re:There's your answer: on President Bush Blocks NSA Wireless Tapping Probe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you start talking about impeachment (mmmmmmm peaches) just remember who the number two and three in this country are. (shudder) For the non-americans, or clueless americans in the /. crowd that's Shotgun Dick Cheney, and Dennis Hastert. Neither of whom I would want to be President.

  10. cool on Ancient Reptile Had Wings Like a Fighter Jet · · Score: 1
    You mean with missiles on it?!?!!?!!!?

    Sweet!

  11. Yep. on MySpace's Trip to The Top · · Score: 1

    It's called metanews. TV does it all the time.

  12. Re:The birth of a new acronym: on The Sharpest Object Ever Made · · Score: 1

    Not as sharp as your wit apparently.

  13. Re:10 years! on Quake is 10 · · Score: 1
    and I'll bet you're still under 30, whippersnapper ;-)

    Yes, you old geezer I do happen to be under thirty by HALF A DECADE I'll mind you. BTW Have you gone in to have you dentures fitted and your viagra prescription yet?

  14. 10 years! on Quake is 10 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Insert Ob "My God, now I feel old" comment.

  15. Re:Pluto? Hydra? on Pluto's New Moons Named Nix and Hydra · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not to nitpick too much, but they actually orbit a barycenter, or common center of gravity.

  16. use the poles luke on Earth Sandwich · · Score: 2, Funny

    This shouldn't really be that hard. Bored Guy at South Pole Research Station gets on sat phone and calls Bored Guy at North Pole Research Station and asks if they have any bread.

  17. nano on New Nano Desalinization Method · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I first read the headline I was wondering how iPods got salty in the first place.

  18. Re:And the reason she didn't just cancel her servi on How Not to Steal a Sidekick · · Score: 1

    So would you say they are non-nude? 'Cause that's cool too.

  19. Slashdotted hmmmm? on Windows Vista Beta 2 Available for Download · · Score: 1, Redundant

    So did Microsoft post a torrent for this? . . . . . . .HA HA HA HA HA Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha . . . ha. Boy I kill me.

  20. Re:slugs on Notebook with Huge 20 Inch Screen Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Yeah but how many hogsheads is that?

  21. sex sex sex on Just Let Me Play! · · Score: 1

    Do I have to spell it out for you people!

  22. Re:But wait on Just Let Me Play! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You've got to learn to play games with your wife.

  23. can't wait on Wormbot Crawls Through Your Intestines · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well sign me up!

  24. what does give? on Slashdot CSS Redesign Winner Announced · · Score: 1

    Ok I'll tell you. What gives is that slashdot didn't ask you to decide. Believe it or not, the rest of the world does not necessarily agree with you.

  25. You think the Romulans will be pissed on Plan For Cloaking Device Unveiled · · Score: 1

    just wait until the Klingons hear of it.